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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - sex edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
temporary returns report archive: https://rentry.org/37e66

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (ding) (dading)

Previous thread: >>19260122

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>>19329043
reposting for guy who wanted it last thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3XLobeytTc&t=35s

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>>19331149

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>>19331149
best op we've ever had desu

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>>19331149
Great taste

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>>19331149
ohhhhhhh sex

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Thread Question
What feature do you fags want in the game? Hard mode : You can't say anything related to nasfaq gfs or buying players

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>>19331731
I want to buy player's nasfaq gfs.

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>>19331731
holonations

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>>19331731
I want bread, investigator and financivial back...

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peko get down from there people want to buy you
peko: no hua hua hua hua hua hua

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>>19331832

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uooooh tummy erotic

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>>19331823

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>>19331731
change the adjustment time back

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The ungodly arch-villain, Anon, has died like a dog. I have always had my oshi before my eyes... Friends who sell their oshi cannot be long my friends.

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>>19331889
;-;

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>>19331823
Come on the teamate was just an attention whore who shit up last thread, he'll be back next week

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>>19330620

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>>19332582
>abayo guys

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>>19332582
>ame miss
I already miss my princess

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>>19331731
I want non-holo coins
Clubs/companies/guilds section that we can apply just by clicking apply while sending a message then waiting if we're accepted or not
Guild/company announcement only seen by the members, same with a chat only for members even if they're floor style
Possibly a guild wide activity if guilds gets added
Being able to lend money to other users or donate without the use of auctions, Holonations
Graves for those who ABAYOd
A better use for the junk items other than being sold and crafted
Addition to the above, PINS. Pins on our profiles or maybe even new icons for our profiles. If possible make these new icons or pins only available via crafting JUNK items. Allow the crafting to allow same items.
A weekly/monthly pass or some sorts that will give us benefits in exchange of buying it for a high price weekly/monthly
Let us auction our drawings, encouraging more players to join and drop a illustration on the aggie or simply just to encourage them at doing their reps
BINGO. We will buy limited number of bingo cards from the broker and broker will give us random generated cards and a mod will announce the winner at adjustment time
More betting even if they're not related to streams and more of guessing the prices of a certain holo next adjustment
Something that of a minigame where the players can battle each other
I'm running out of entertainment and have too much money here. I need something that could make me poor weekly where the money either goes to the broker or other players. These are the only ones I could think for now.
In other unrelated and offtopic news. Rushia's former sister Mimi is graduating https://twitter.com/shiromiya_mimi/status/1498176177802203136

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TH̷͞E..̵̶͠. ̨Ņ̛I͝N̴͠E͜T͜͜E͢E̢Ń͠͠T̷H́͠ ̸̡H͡O̵U̴Ŗ
̕͜I̧̛͘T͟'S͢͜ ̨N̛O͞͞T̴̕ T̶̴H̡E̛ ̡̕S̛È̕V̷͘͜ENT̀E̢Ę͝NT̨͠H̡ ͜H̸̨͡O͡͠U̕͢R͟
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͡I̶͘T͘͢'̸̷̡S͜ ͞͡H͢͟O̕Ú̢R NI̴NE͢͡T̴E̕E͟N͡
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́́V̸͜E̷RY̵͢ ͘͠F̕EW̛͡ ̧H̢͢͝Ó̧͝U͡R̨̀Ş́ ̢͞C̶͝A̶̴N ͘C͘̕LA̸̵͠IM̸ ̵TO̵̢͡ ̵̵B̀̕É͢ Ţ͢H̡͟͢E ̶̨͢N̷͝I̧͢͞NE͞T̨̡̀E̛̛͜E̸̵͘N͜TH̡͡ HO̵͜͞U̵̕R̛
́͜T͘H̷̷̀I͢S̢ H̶̴OU̷Ŗ͢.̛́̕.́.̨͢͝ ̕͞I̶S̷̢ ̢̕O͟NE ̡̕͡O͜F ̵͝T́ḨOS͞E̶ H͢OU͢R̢͘S̸
̢̡A̸Ņ̕͟D̷͝͠ ̷Á̵͞S̷͜ ͝W̶É͞ S̀I͝͡T̕͡ ̨͡HȨ̀Ŗ̕E̢͘, ̷͞E̸̢Ǹ̢́J̶̨͠O̕͝ỲI̶N̵̶G͢͟͞ ̢THI̷̡S͜ H̢͟O̧UR͟,̴͘ T̡H̀̀E͜ ͘N͢I̕NET̸͜E̴Ȩ̢N̷T͞H ̢̢͝H̶̨̨O̕̕UR̨͘,̴ ̸͟͢L̀ȨT'S̶̀ ̡̕S͠P̴͠AR̴̨E̷ A ̛́̕M̶̸͠Ó͟M̷͢E̵̸̕NT,̧͟ ̀͞T̶̡O͘ ́͝T̡̨͢HI͜͝N̶͘͡K̀ ̶͘ÒF̵͞ ͡T̨̢̛H͜͡O̧̡͠S̀E͠ ̕͜͞HOUŔ̨S̨ ͘T̕HA̸͟T͜ ̢A̧R͝EN̶'͜͝T͞ ̡̡Q̶̧̛U͝ÍT͡E̵ ́͠T̶H̀͡E͜͠ ͝Ǹ͢͡IN̢̨E͞T̸̡Ȩ͘͜E̵Ǹ̡͞T̵Ḩ̷ HǪ͡Ù̵R̶̶͘
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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>19333215
I know for some reason there are people who will shit on this but alot of features listed here sound really good. Please Watamate...

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>>19333215
Anon, you literally just described like 90% of every shitty fucking mobile game.

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>>19333270
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong hour nineteen, schizo thread is two blocks down.

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>>19333270
>19:00:00
It would've been great, if only he was still here...

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>>19333396
I dont really play much mobile games anymore but I based some of them from mmorpgs and jp mobages roru
Maybe we can use/copy more mobage events for zhonk to give us limited/event only items

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>>19333270

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>>19331731
My only suggestion would be a bit of a UI workover for the Market page/auto-trader, but I doubt it's worth explaining. I can't be arsed to write my own big list because I want to buy other players and you made it "hard mode" by explicitly excluding that so I'll just latch onto these suggestions: YEA/NAY style
>>19333215
>want non-holo coins
I'd love a few myself, but devs give us homostars coin first please.
>Clubs/companies/guilds section that we can apply just by clicking apply while sending a message then waiting if we're accepted or not
Aye, gut
>Guild/company announcement only seen by the members, same with a chat only for members even if they're floor style
eh, gut in theory, might attract more "clique/hugbox" drama. an on-site "members only" chat seems a bit much unironically make a discord... but announcements could work
>Possibly a guild wide activity if guilds gets added
>Being able to lend money to other users or donate without the use of auctions, Holonations
I want to establish the NASFAQ Islamic Bank
>Graves for those who ABAYOd
Aye
>A better use for the junk items other than being sold and crafted
Also yes. The crafting system not being able to accept multiples of an item seems like a mistake. 8x Webcams should totally make a Bibi.
>Addition to the above, PINS. Pins on our profiles or maybe even new icons for our profiles. If possible make these new icons or pins only available via crafting JUNK items. Allow the crafting to allow same items.
Yea.
>A weekly/monthly pass or some sorts that will give us benefits in exchange of buying it for a high price weekly/monthly
Interesting, but would need to have some substance behind it to make it viable, wouldn't it?
>Let us auction our drawings, encouraging more players to join and drop a illustration on the aggie or simply just to encourage them at doing their reps
Since I'm starting to doubt I'll ever see it completed, here you go. Sharing is caring. I forgot how much I paid for it. Maybe I'll color it in myself.
>BINGO. We will buy limited number of bingo cards from the broker and broker will give us random generated cards and a mod will announce the winner at adjustment time
Eh. Nay.
>More betting even if they're not related to streams and more of guessing the prices of a certain holo next adjustment
That's all on the bookies. That Baelz one was the first one I'd bet on in a while.
>Something that of a minigame where the players can battle each other
Eh.
>I'm running out of entertainment and have too much money here. I need something that could make me poor weekly where the money either goes to the broker or other players.
Aye.
>These are the only ones I could think for now.
Nice. Very nice.

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>>19334496
>That Baelz one was the first one I'd bet on in a while.
FUCK, I even had the window open but I forgot.

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i will shill forever for honk to mess around the numbers in holo/gen anniversaries/birthdays. mass crash/green. price freeze, no cd for 30mins etc
i also like to see a RNG coin, stats are taken from a random video from susan cesspoll we call youtube (random holo vid stats can work too). a little bit of chaos from the sea of stability might be fun.

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https://nasfaq.biz/betting/e1f6c0e8-ff00-4671-9048-135d37a2559c
Will gura beat the next stage she plays on Vampire Survivors or die?
Also, I will create a new bet after every stage, so keep up.

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>>19335656
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjL7Mr3SbfA
>[Vampire Survivors】reaper deleter
if she's actually going for the reaper this is a very easy bet

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>>19335713
Elaborate

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>>19335713
she might fail to follow the guide, I'm not familiar with it, but it aint a cakewalk right? seems like some stacked RNG at the start

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>>19335804
There's only one way to kill the reaper without cheating or using mods, and essentially, you afk 30 minutes while being "unkillable" until the reaper shows up and you actually do stuff, if she does go for that the stream is going to be goomba resetting all the time until she gets good rng and then always clearing the stage since nothing will be able to kill her
>>19335853
As far as clearing the stage goes (which is the bet) it's just restarting until you get a certain weapon, then you clear it 100% of the time if she's using the strat

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>>19335947
hmm, the guide I looked at mentioned he died while making the video.
if she resets before almost dying its a fail though.

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>>19335947
So the bet is essentially "Will Goomba get the Runetracer or reset?".

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>>19336040
if goomba going for that

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>>19336040
kek maybe
>>19336023
I mean, if she actually looked it up and tried it for a bit she shouldn't have any issues, the only hard part is getting the positioning right (other than runetracer rng)

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>she unlocked the deadbeat
he's unironic easy mode

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Crest check dms please

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Yeah, unless she throws she this run is already won

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The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Risu, Sora, Okayu, Gura) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Iofi) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>11 coins (Baelz, Mio, Fauna, Towa, Polka, Aki, Ayamy, Nabi, Melfissa, Pochimaru, Sana) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>45 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Korone :: $671.13 Up
>Ayame :: $631.59 Up
>Koyori :: $512.77 Up
>Chloe :: $372 Up
>Hololive :: $307.78 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $3.66 Down
>Sana :: $5.36 Up
>Choco :: $7.55 Down
>Coco :: $10.10 Up
>Risu :: $10.52 Up

Overall Average movement was $55 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $107.89 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$110.70 per hour.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $382,269,081, which is an increase of 31.94% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $361,065,237.52 today, a decrease of 9.6% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Baelz :: +14.4%
>Koyori :: +7.7%
>Amelia :: +6.8%
>Ayame :: +5.6%
>Calliope :: +2.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $184,108.31, which is an increase of 1.29% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $377,945,709,568.67, which is an increase of 3.91% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,312.56. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $43,581,544,550 in total market value, or 11.53% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $265,818,345.20 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Calliope :: +18.3%
>Hololive :: +15.9%
>Aqua :: +14.7%
>Baelz :: +13%
>IRyS :: +12.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 22):
>Chloe :: -27.3%
>Korone :: -25.2%
>Luna :: -19.5%
>Lamy :: -16.4%
>Ayame :: -13.7%

24 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 15,545,284, a 0.81% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 250,730. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,265,750 shares, or 8.14% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 37,744 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Ayame :: +15.9%
>Koyori :: +7.4%
>AZKi :: +6.9%
>Moona :: +5.3%
>Korone :: +4.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Amelia :: -4%
>Rushia :: -2.5%
>Lui :: -2.3%
>Ollie :: -1.2%
>Pekora :: -1.1%

1 coin (Subaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
23 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Data collected at Cycle 66.
Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

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>>19335656
>30 minutes ago
>already closed

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>>19337333
AHHHHHHHHHHH TASUKETE THE REPORTS BACKWARDS

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>>19337358
anon, she's 10 minutes out of 30 into the run already

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>>19334496
>an on-site "members only" chat seems a bit much unironically make a discord... but announcements could work
Maybe just a way to react or comment to the announcements? It can't be a clique drama if we're actually a existing company/guild!
>Interesting, but would need to have some substance behind it to make it viable, wouldn't it?
I was thinking of maybe lower taxes for both buying and selling, removing 1x buy tax, lower or no tax at selling and buying at auctions, a 1.5% higher RNG rate on gacha hats, maybe a higher betting limit and a rainbow colored superchat at 1m or 5m??? Also maybe a special design on your profile or leaderboard kind of making you a VIP user or some kind?
You really should finish that. It looks really good! Or finish it once illustration auction is out if zhonk will put it in

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>>19337215
cute rat

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>>19337215
Shit rat

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>>19337537
Slow ass

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https://nasfaq.biz/betting/2557fd8b-763e-4d73-8abb-0877073d5116
very fast bet

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>>19339306
>insert 5m bet
>it became empty
>do it again
>the delay didnt put it in
GDI

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>>19339437
>someone with the same amount bet made it in
Aight roping

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>>19339510
were you going to bet on survive or die?

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>>19339541
Survive

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>>19339306
>betting closed
Shit bet

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>>19339630
you would've lost 5m

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>>19339660
I would prefer that now that I failed to put my bet

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https://nasfaq.biz/betting/131b70dc-6119-46cf-90a9-6a957b03004c
fast bet 2

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>actually dodged a lost bet
Thank you delay

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>>19337912
Re: the image - I didn't draw it. It was a "NASFAQ Auctioned" commission that the author couldn't ? finish. Might pre-date you given the laplus posting. It was definitely the first one nasfaq money was exchanged for. They did do a damn good job, didn't they?

Not quite what I meant about drama.

The auction tax being charged -per bid- to the bidder is honestly pretty annoying, I'll agree with you there. The fees should be charged to the seller, ie. deducted from their proceeds, when the auction ends. Imagine if eBay charged you every single time you made a bid...

I like the other ideas in general.

post more often

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nasfaq marriage

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damn, we are entering the 50k stable prices. bog?

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>>19339911
>post more often
But I can barely keep my oshi general alive

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https://nasfaq.biz/betting/499b030c-ce46-476e-a067-2e119bafc2cf
fast bet 3, will she play one more?

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>>19341600
Godspeed.

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>>19342006
based borgar enjoyer

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I have made a multicoin calculator. It's very bad but it's close enough for now. Next, I will have to add dividends and wallet information.

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>>19343822
>hololive x6
Isn't that a bit too high?

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>>19344174
It's very aggressive.

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>>19339911
I didnt read it right the first time my bad but they really did a good job at it. It's really really good! The pose really suits and I'm a big fan of hands hidden inside the long sleeves(???) and tongue out! Also is it alright to ask for the non-colored lineart of it? 10Q!
>post more often
I don't have anything worthy/good to post recently also not checking the threads as much anymore and slowly drifting out of holos with exception of my oshi and my holos

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>>19343822
This is a slightly less aggressive setting.

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>>19337333
cute ina, based

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>>19344983
cuffed and waiting for correction

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sleepy nasfaq time~

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lurking on the niji thread for the first time and holy shit what a clusterfuck of a thread

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>>19350864
too many tourists and image limit so no slutposters

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>>19350864
That's cool, but it has nothing to do with loving money.

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>>19350955
shut up avariss or I'll rape your asshole

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>>19331731
some QOL things would be where I would start:
-ability to see credits on the supa page
-draggable autotrader (like the global chat) so you can adjust and look at coins at the same time
-full colour wheel for jeb
-ability to see bet payouts before betting
-notification for dms/ongoing bets (togglable)

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die

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>>19351034
nigger there's 5 active hoomans that post in the thread not everyone is avarice

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night, /nasfaq/
rrat boom soon...

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>>19331731
Beyond financial instruments, mutual funds, companies, and new player betting credits?

A server-side trader would be nice. Zhonkbot is fine, but I want to finally let my laptop rest while sleeping. There are also people who are living with others and thus cannot have their computer on 24/7, which would normally completely exclude them from normal gameplay.
There could be something like a Benchmark rework that would break down the profits like the Returns Report did, just to make the game (or trading) more competitive.
Oh yeah, also remove or highly up the maximum ceiling on bets. 50m or limitless. Due to the way the bets work, betting large amounts doesn't really give you an advantage.
Some form of player-player contracts. Written and specified so that people can take commissions, loan money, or enter into personal bets etc.
Also, marriage certificates doko?

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>>19357115
Server side trading cus my electricity bills have tripled because of Ukrainian invasion.

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>>19357115
have the server side trading taxed

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The moment server side traders goes up, 100% we will get returnees.

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>>19361976
Konnui...

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Matsuri is sex

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>>19361976
Tower...

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>>19361976
Ohhh Konnui

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Something tells me not a single person requesting server side trading has ever donated.

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>>19357115
In addition to this, make the server-side zhonkbot have an internal timer which stops it after a day or two that the trades haven't been modified

[Anonymous No.]

>>19367810
Konnui has donated. Twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19367810
Probably because they're poor, don't be a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>bet on rat 50k or higher
>only 743,693 views and 2k subtick
I AM FUCKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>19368797
>40k+
Honk's magical black box, please give me this money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19368797
>>only 743,693 views and 2k subtick
Going from what? 100k? You're gonna be fine

[Anonymous No.]

Something tells me not a single person requesting a nasfaq gf has ever donated.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I close a $400m+ gap in the leaderboard against an active player whose also one of the best traders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369257
simply become the best trader

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369257
depends a lot on who that person is

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369257
Make them quit or make their ohsi graduate. That seems to work.

[Anonymous No.]

Pagi!

>>19331731
>QOL suggestions
- Server-side zhonkbot.
- Remove invisible taxes whenever possible. They should be either visible or already factored into the ask/bid price. In addition prices shown should update as the multicoin amount for a trade changes.

>Gameplay suggestions
- Progressive taxation on dividends payments. To make this more interesting; have the tax calculated on a per tuber basis and allow the player to nominate one tuber to be tax free.
- Dividends should be partly influenced by the number of coins in circulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19331731
I want to feed this Botan all my junk gacha items and make her fatter.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369596
>>19369596
In addition to this, I am also willing to redraw this Botan in progressively fatter versions just for this feature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19367810
i did, its only like 20 dollarino though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333215
good number of listed things here is something I want to be inside the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369596
>>19369643
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19368750
Pointing out that server costs would go up doesn't make me a dick.
>>19371445
>[Deleted]
also kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19371531
look I used the wrong image I didn't mean to post that

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19372253
wheres her belly button ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19372284
I removed it with my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19371445
Her face is scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19369257
They abayo one by one, you'll get there in no time

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhhhh I gotta shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19372284
>tags: purification casual_dress

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fishing with ina

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was pretty low.

[Anonymous No.]

Baelz u fuckin gerbil I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 10)
>Baelz :: $12,889.14
>Noel :: $3,915
>Lui :: $2,940.82

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Calliope :: -$17,333
>Amelia :: -$15,815.46
>Okayu :: -$8,358.21

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,693.26
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,685.26
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,535.28

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

What a wonderful day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373829
Wait, why are you using my filename?

[Anonymous No.]

Gambling on Baelz's adjustment has been awarded. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373852
Shaddup!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373855
We need more betting like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373855
I should have trusted my model and [/spoiler]its 28k prediction.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

how's my retardation

[Anonymous No.]

I should have trusted my model and its 28k prediction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373971
>[Deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374020
You really should have
t. fellow model enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is officially dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19309124

[Anonymous No.]

>>19309124

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374448
Don't tell me how to live my life, fuccboi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19309124
ohhhhh braphog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374018
Even for a poor that's not enough Mori, Fubuki isn't worth it IMO, but I'm buying Ayame and Coco so WTF do I know
I'd be selling Pekora, Noel and Lui as well, probably Rushia too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374018
rate mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374935
Those are some schizo multibuys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19331731
Open world and multiplayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19376684
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19331731
NASFAQ Alternative

[Anonymous No.]

>>19376684

[Anonymous No.]

>>19331731
Not a feature but a suggestion to disable betting on both teams at /vt/ league but enable betting on one team+draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>19376799
>two of the players in the PV will abayo before it launches

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377961
Let's bet on who'll abayo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378014
Clocks and Avarice will make a lover's double abayo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377353
if you let people bet on either team dansa will 100% throw games like a jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378103
dansa can’t really actively throw besides switching presets at the start past that he has no real major control, although switching presets can essentially lose games depending on which one he selects

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378248
>dansa can't really throw other than the way that he can throw
interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378248
no if we lose it was definitely a deliberate throw haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378315
well, it’s more so the fact that you will see him change presets and if you really care you can see how dogshit some of them are yourself. it’s not like he can set all the players to the side and open the field manually, the presets are still mostly logic based and none appear to be throw worthy

[Anonymous No.]

Underground abayo betting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378375
>none appear to be throw worthy
how dare you look at my presets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378638
I still have some PES autism after throwing with /become/ and so I checked it out quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378103
Even if Dansa does, it'll just be for our game. You can just skip our game for that

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of working on lore for /vtwbg/. I'm kind of being steered towards the Golden Age-era Netherlands since it'd be more appropriate for that age/aesthetics (XVIIth century-ish) and the fact that they invented the stock exchange, together with a lot of financial institutions like mutual funds/central bank/venture capital companies.

For society, I was thinking of presenting /nasfaqg/ as an extremely decentralized anarcho-capitalist society, where your worth as a man is determined by the worth that you bring. Minimal government that surfaces only when Old Laws are broken (devs), chaotic economy, and expansive schemes of wealthy individuals who'd likely use global events to secure even more wealth - often different traders 'betting' and supporting opposing sides, while still staying amicable. It's just business, after all.

What do y'all think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379816
>while still staying amicable
fuck you I hate you kys I'm betting 1M you're abayoing within the week post wallet

[Anonymous No.]

honk can we get vote muting please

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380002
I vote to mute smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379998
I (platonically) love you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380028
duuuude the sussy imposter is avarice vote him out instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379816
looks good. nasfaq is all about the money after all. with a little bit of homosexuality

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380240
I'm gay for money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380264
AVARICE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377353
i agree with this it works in /hfz/ but it'll spoil the fun of betting for the divegrass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333215
>>19357115
these please

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333215
>>19357115
why aren't these in works or considered in some forms? I'm not saying that all of them are good but Id like some new updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>19380945
It's a dev who asked the question, they likely /are/ considered now. Besides, the devs have been working and pumping out updates lately, so no complaints there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381105
>It's a dev
Actually it was me, I thought a thread question would help with the on off topic issue and get the thread of posting "Who do you hate in nasfaq!!!???!?!? Top 5 nasfaq widows!??!?!?"
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to poo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381331
me avarice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19331731
Holostars coins. They're gaining traction, and we need more stuff for lower-level players to work with since we're getting an influx from outsiders coming to bet. I think making betting use credits for the buy-in and liquid for the payout is a good idea as well, for similar reasons, as well as the starting credit suggestion.

A while back there was an idea to have PvP-style items, and while I think most of the ideas were obnoxious, there were some good ones, like swapping red/green colors or flipping graphs upside-down for a couple of hours. No idea how you'd implement that, and honestly it probably wouldn't do anything anyway, but it's a neat concept that could be explored.

Update the MPP tooltip to also include taxes, whether as part of the MPP value itself or as a separate value in the tooltip.

Clean out the shares from dead accounts regularly. Smiles quit with 2k shares in every stock, and while that's not a whole lot now, it's still influencing transactional volatility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381472
>Update the MPP tooltip to also include taxes, whether as part of the MPP value itself or as a separate value in the tooltip.
This, I'd love to see the deadbeats mpp on mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381634
Due to Cypher, I can tell you it's "too high".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381719
nothing is too high when it's for your oshi retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381852
Why don't you buy more Ame, then? 10x all the time, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381472
>homostars
Yes please. It's not just stuff for lower level players, it's 9 extra coins for the rest of us to spend money on. I'd even go as far as arguing that lower level players will eventually be priced out of them.
>PvP-style items
>>16605125
>I want NASFAQ Kart
>True MPP
While I would love this, I don't know how they could make it work. I did some "testing" in the past, and they calculate it as a rolling average.
>Your MPP is currently some number.
>You buy one more.
>[(MPP x Old Number of Coins) + Purchase Price] / Current Number of Coins with appropriate scaling for multi-coining
Working taxes into a rolling average that's already 20k+ coins deep (or even 1k) could never be accurate.
>Cleaning out shares to fix volatility.
I don't know that volatility is actually affected by dead shares in a manner that'd "make sense". I have a sneaking suspicion that it's the actual act of buying the coin that influences volatility, on a per-purchase basis - and NOT the total volume. The only way to move volatility in the other direction would be to have account deletion automatically sell all coins, and somehow only have it affect volatility and not the current price. Or fuck it, have it affect the price too. e.g. mogu deleting his account should turn Okayu into Ayamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381995
>Or fuck it, have it affect the price too. e.g. mogu deleting his account should turn Okayu into Ayamy.
Yes, this is exactly what I want it to do. Everything red and a massive price drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381983
I'm living with mobile data and just my phone for the next couple of weeks so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333215
I like this

[Anonymous No.]

wait what happened to amecoin?
did she delete a video?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383346
Spaget died bringing the coin down with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383346
unless it was unarchived she probably deleted/privated/unlisted something called
>【Cooking Sim VR】Chef Buffson in the Kitchen
streamed on feb 7th
or at least that was the first one I found

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czfjbNitJ4M
where's the guest prediction tournament for this live, are all the nekkos just dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383766
Anon, I want you to carefully look at the thumbnail and/or description and think about your question again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383821
what do those have to do with my question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383842
avarice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383842
THE GUEST LIST IS ALREADY OUT
WHY WOULD THERE BE A PREDICTION TOURNAMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383842
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19383872
for money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384020
You would literally make no money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384020
If you can give me a legitimate wager to book relating to the stream, I will book it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384078
it would just be free money
>>19384081
mmmm how about over/under 9 songs performed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384081
Can I wager money on the IQ of the original poster? I'm wagering 10m for 90-99.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384324
If everyone wins you would just make your money back... there is no free money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384359
i wasn't suggesting a betting pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384359
Gullibility tax for anons who don't do reps nor read the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Blind Blondes Banking

[Anonymous No.]

Blonde Bitches Bankin

[Anonymous No.]

Big Based Blonde

[Anonymous No.]

Big Blonde Bellies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19384324
>mmmm how about over/under 9 songs performed?
Sure. It's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385621
ah my bad i could have suggested 8.5 or 9.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>19385621
will you please archive the other bets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334496
>>19381472
>>19381995
I'd buy the shit out of an Astel coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386026
For me it's Aruran and Roberu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19386144
I'd probably buy coins for every homo, but I'd switch my oshicoin to Astel's

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379816
>that short fella wearing a suisei hat
you cheeky bastard it took me way too long to notice this one
i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387313
Talking to a tall man, too. Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to mofumofu?

[Anonymous No.]

Linking in terms you want to chime in or add onto the /nasfaqg/ lore in /vtwbg/.
>>19387114

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
Personally, I like it. Cant respond in more detail rn since its late and I'm also writing something for the thread at the moment.

Good editing on the image. I think we should do more edits like those for the Serene Republic posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387313
>>19387404

[Anonymous No.]

>>19367810
server side trading will reduce load not increase it
the only donating is to get honk to code it not for infrastructure

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
I wanna uphold old laws with Azkidev!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387915
it's good I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19381995
>starcoins roll out, too late, you missed you chance to buy astolfo i mean kaoru coin
why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>19387905
are you legitimately late to the rushia drama or just baiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388727
honk doesn't make a profit, all money has to go to infrastructure

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389889
then theres no barrier to server side trading, waiting 1 nanosecond for a internal transaction is better than having your server hang for 200 people waiting at 100 ping each way for a response

[Anonymous No.]

>>19389254
I thought his oshi was Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19318187
Must be a good lore post baking in the oven right now can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390424
too fast
I don't think anyone is working on it but I might be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390556
you might indeed be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390588
then I'll patiently wait for it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wtf haato woke up at 8 AM to play Tetris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19394691
i wake up at 8am to click buttons on a browser stock market game every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19394760

[Anonymous No.]

>>19394760
And you don't even get paid for it, unlike chammers

[Anonymous No.]

How about streaming a game on ur holo account sana, wtf sana are u really wanna quit holo at this point ? Ffs no wonder her subscriber is lower than everyone, she is a genshin player

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396023
She's probably doing research for her real job you retard. Although she only streamed once last month wtf

[Anonymous No.]

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I͠T'̛S̕ ̶N̡OT T͢HE S̸ÉV̛E͝N͘T͢E̶EŅTH ͝H͝OUR
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AN͞D̵ A̶S ̸W̧E ̕SI͢T͜ ͠H͡ERĘ,͢ ENJ͝OY͟ING THI͝S͡ ̕HO̴UR͟, T̀HE N̵I͡N̸E͞TEEN̨T̵H̢ HOUR̕, L̀ET'̴S͡ ͜SPARE A̶ MOME͞N͞T͞, T͡O ͟T̴H̛INK O͝F͢ T͠HO̸SE H̵O͡U͡RS̷ T͞H͠AT͜ ̛AREN͠'͟T QU͝IT͢E ̷TH͝E N̵I͜N̸E̷TE͞ENT̴H̡ H͝O̶UR͘
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͝W̛E͢L̸CO͜M̧E ̷TO THE̡ ͠N͡IN̸ET́EENT̡H̴ ̨H̀ÓŲR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
>19:00:00

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
>>19333270
>19:00:00
>19:00:00
being schizo helps I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
>title
>19:00:00

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Reine) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Ayame) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards. shitpost responsibly
>5 coins (Kronii, Mumei, Ollie, Lamy, Melfissa) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Baelz :: $803.70 Down
>Calliope :: $653.32 Up
>Choco :: $446.55 Up
>Iroha :: $373.11 Up
>Okayu :: $342.68 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Polka :: $3.35 Up
>Civia :: $5.32 Up
>Nabi :: $8.12 Up
>Nana :: $8.23 Up
>Ayame :: $8.45 Down

Overall Average movement was $33.13 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $71.13 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$173.77 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 15,689,069, a 0.93% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 253,050. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,286,405 shares, or 8.2% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 37,897 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 53):
>Choco :: +8.3%
>Moona & Iroha :: +5.3%
>Ayame :: +5.1%
>Mel :: +4.5% FUD accurately
>Nachoneko :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 9):
>Baelz :: -5.3%
>Lui :: -3.4%
>Rushia :: -2%
>Noel :: -1.5%
>Pekora :: -0.7%

1 coin (Luna) had a net 0% change in volume today.
25 coins beyond those listed above had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $176,383.71, which is a decrease of 4.2% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $350,797,961,818.75, which is a decrease of 7.18% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,359.39. A total of 14 coins are above this average. stay informed
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $31,209,047,191.35 in total market value, or 8.9% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $274,222,473 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 27):
>Baelz :: +43.1%
>Ayame :: +20.4%
>Chloe :: +14.5%
>Korone :: +10%
>Nene & Luna :: +9.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 35):
>Amelia :: -39.2%
>Calliope :: -29.5%
>Botan :: -21.5%
>Okayu :: -17.3%
>Choco :: -15.1%

25 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $343,637,975, which is a decrease of -10.11% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $380,886,533.15 today, an increase of 5.50% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Sana :: +10%
>Sora :: +8.1%
>Calliope :: +3.7%
>Ayamy :: +3.6%
>Lui :: +3.5%

[Anonymous No.]

>>19397698
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE CHAOS RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19397698
>1 coin (Ayame) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards. shitpost responsibly
>Mel :: +4.5% FUD accurately
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19397698
Look, we can talk out our issues here, we're here for you if you're going through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19397895
Not̸h̸i̷n̵g̵'s wrong. You're imagining t̵h̶i̸n̶g̷s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19397698
ITS ALL TUMBLING DONW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
>title
why?
>19:00:00
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379816
> where your worth as a man is determined by the worth that you bring
>i want a nasfaq gf
lorewise, how can a backstabbing, unfeeling, money-chasing culture also have a "deep" want for relationship? are relationships in nasfaq transactional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
Why is hour 19 glitchy

[Anonymous No.]

This is nino.
I have been reactivated a couple days ago by priestess but he didn't tell me why.
I just received this from a tako. I figured I'd share the news I get from him with you.
That's all I know for now.
priestess has been boosted to first while I was gone? As expected of him. Can't win on his own, always making others do the work for him.

[Anonymous No.]

The air was as tense as it was dusty. Safe passage through the void was long compromised, so the Cabal had agreed to arrange for temporary and ever-changing meeting points. The current de facto conference room was hidden somewhere within the long forgotten basement of an enormous library.
Incandescent lights dotted the labyrinthine shelves and narrow passages barely illuminating an arms length ahead. The Necromancer quietly toed down between rows of stale books, occasionally checking the hastily drawn map in his hand. Sixty more paces then a left. Twenty-five paces, right. Ten paces. Left. Second door.
The Necromancer stopped. A figure already stood before the featureless door just outside the dim glow of the light above. Instinctively his pulse quickened as he hastened to quiet his breathing. He watched carefully as the figure's head ducked down briefly to inspect something before rapping on the door.
A second passed, the door opened slightly, and the figure was admitted. The Necromancer released the breath he found himself holding and moved to repeat the actions he witnessed.
Admission to the impromptu meeting secured, he gazed around at the assembled members. Each bore a similar nervous strain emphasized by the eerie shadows dancing at the edges of the dusty storage room. A simple metal table before them was bare and not a chair could be found.
A short head count confirmed all were present and business could be attended to. A large map found its way onto the table as the Cabal first discussed the details of their next meeting and changes to their agreed forms of safe contact with one another. Keys, both physical and cryptographic, were distributed.
Ledgers were read and approved. Trade strategies were drafted and approved. Money exchanged hands. All with an air of urgency and anxiety as shadows seemed to creep in from the corners of the room and their thoughts.
Until a knock at the door.
The air froze. Eyes flicked from one member to another, to the door, and back. Reapers produced their blades and inched to either side of the frame. The Necromancer, last to arrive, was naturally closest. Another measured knock came.
The Reapers nodded lightly to him. Mechanically, the Necromancer reached for the knob and turned it. The door cracked open to reveal a familiar silhouette. The Investigator stood meekly in the incandescent glow.
After a hesitant exchange of glances and a nod from the Priestess, the Investigator was allowed in. The Reapers relaxed, the Necromancer turned back to the table, and the Investigator slid behind him while shutting the door.
No sooner did the door latch shut than did a shot ring out. The Necromancer stumbled slightly into the table as a red spray painted the metal surface. His body slumped limply to its edge revealing the smoking barrel of the gun in the Investigator's strangely mechanized hand, barely gleaming in the ambient glow.
Both Reapers sprung into action, immediately cleaving the figure into thirds. The pieces met the ground with mechanical clangs. The others around the table rushed to the Necromancer's side. Barely clinging to life, he put on a strained smile.
"It's ironic..." He coughed and drew a long rattling breath. "But now I know for sure how it feels. I shall return."
After another shuddering breath, he closed his eyes and relaxed. His heart beat its last.
The Priestess stood and rushed past to the segmented body of the faux-Investigator. He gripped the fake blonde hair of the heavy skull and lifted it to his eyes.
It wore an unnatural smile as gears, springs, and other scraps of metal trickled down to the floor. The other segmented body parts shuddered and writhed as if gripped by insane laughter.
The mouth opened revealing a small piece of paper. The sneer in the glassy eyes beckoned the Priestess to take it. After deftly retrieving it, the head was unceremoniously dropped to the floor.
Shaking fingers peeled open the yellowed note. In precise printed letters it read:
"Come and save the Princess."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19398624
>title
>why?
He doesn't know. Or he didn't check to see -why- it was different. Kek. Editing the title of a WEBM is probably the quickest way to change its CRC for 4chinz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19399260
>>19399414

[Anonymous No.]

>>19399260
>>19399414
Knino

[Anonymous No.]

>>19399414
>necromancer
>he/his
rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19399414
>"Come and save the Princess."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19396304
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Tuesday, March 1st

[Anonymous No.]

>>19399414
>No sooner did the door latch shut than did a shot ring out.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop dying nasfaq

[Anonymous No.]

Loreposts dropped its time to stop posting
Night

[Anonymous No.]

Quick question.
Is someone is planning on loreposting the Priestess and Investigator saga? If you are, just let me know. A convenient plot device available to start a spin-off story while I continue with the zaibatsu's shenanigans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19402257
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19402552
Okay! The Mitsuharu Group will be continuing on, sans Treasurer, against the ever-growing threat of the Machine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19402863
>sans treasurer
That's my job now. There is a Treasurer. A better one. priestess sucked at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403083
>priestess
Who

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403083
Well I won't be the judge of that, fortunately. I hope the rest of Miyajima treat you kindly in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403083
Put the other guy back in charge right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403545
Have you not seen my post?
>>19399260
He's gone. As incompetent as he is anyway he'll probably die tripping over a rock. Don't come crying to me when he does.
I'm here to run a Treasury and to keep it about The Money. I don't care about any of your gay stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403754
>I don't care about any of your gay stuff.
None of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403754
thoughts on futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403754
Are you going to run off with Mabuchi's money? Or will you embrace Marukome boosting you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403754
>keeping it about the money
I like that guy, sounds pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403083
>Immagine
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19403883
gay.
>>19404057
Whatever serves best the interests of the Treasury
>>19404199
don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the rat up for grabs now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19404516
>doesn't like futa
you suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19404576
I don't like ur mom either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19404576
This entire arc is going to suck

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bongs, I will concede, your mustard is good

[Anonymous No.]

https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/90007977639230939122503406364360887380130983183904557670572953203622820184065
I ran across this account trying to sell Rushia NFTs I wanna see if any of these fags are dumb enough to buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19406321
Of course it is, it's British

[Anonymous No.]

>>19406410
>Mikenko Ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19406410
>ran across
>minted 40 minutes ago
sure, you "ran across it" and didn't do it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19406495
It won't displace my favorite Stadium - Bertman's has sugar in it, sasuga America - they're otherwise nearly identical but it's damn good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333215
Not all but I want things listed in here

[Anonymous No.]

live

[Anonymous No.]

>>19407095
>>19370116
>>19380945
>>19383300

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to view bot Nabi ms.honk watch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19406321
>>19406495
>>19406761
>sugar added
plebeians, the bunch of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19410982
I said I didn't like it because of the sugar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19410982
Reading comprehension reps please, a bong would never do such a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19404556
yes we must molest the rat
bratty kid in those cute pyjamas needs rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot to check on zhonkbot and have been buying 8x $28k Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19411345
real english mustard is chilli tier, they dont do it like they used to anymore the only mustard ive had recently thats as strong as the old real shit is the cheap 20p store brand stuff from ASDA, everything else is weak as piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19414078
my condolences for your wallet anon
personally i have gone from holding 1/4th of my networth in liquid in hand to spending 200m in a day so, pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19414127
For your sake, never try the garbage that burgers and leafs call "mustard"
t. didn't realize mustard seed and horseradish were in the same family until they tried this english shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19414078
There's still people buying x10 tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>19414615
>a ThinkPad
>deadbeats
I'm not sure whether those qualify as people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19414615
youre making a loss just on x3 right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19398850
As a refuge from the money-chasing, of course. An exception to the rule makes it even more valuable.

[Anonymous No.]

300 posts already.
Who do you hate in the thread? SEA time version

[Anonymous No.]

nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
Mogu and Tampa

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
if Tampa's the one that keeps posting the Marine images then Tampa, if not, then that person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
kenzokus

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
the faggot children who keep propping up loreposting instead of the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
(you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19417978
This. I fucking hate Nino

[Anonymous No.]

>>19418377
God I want to fuck nino

[Anonymous No.]

>>19417978
Loreposts are good, they are definetely better than
>which player do you hate the most (SEA edition)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
Avarice, all she does is shit on the floor and cause a ruckus. Getting real sick of her shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19418941
>her
its a cute shotaboy and im going to fuck him till he drycums all over the trade floor while his cute little flaccid dick bounces all over the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419182
hot tell us more

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
Whoever posts shit like this >>19419182

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
this one >>19419210

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
this three
>>19418941
>>19419182
>>19419210

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416251
this guy >>19417825

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fap to this picture so bad but my dengue fever won't let me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419305
Hello Avarice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419421
fuck you all fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419367
Your what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378638
Too bad, I need all the advantages I can get. I'm getting gaslighted by upper management that my formations are shit and the team is going to lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>SEA hours
>Avarice posting
checks out

[Anonymous No.]

fuck this gay ass thread and fuck this gay ass playerbase, why is everyone so obsessed with erp here

[Anonymous No.]

>SEA hours
>thread goes to shit
pottery

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419936
Money make horny

[Anonymous No.]

I will groom the ERP-schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19419936
Funny enough the most sane hour in here is SEA hours and burger hours is filled with nothing but erp or anything gay related

[Anonymous No.]

>>19416497
Towa is my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Best ship

[Anonymous No.]

Sell Towa

[Anonymous No.]

Actual best ship

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Towa