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BEEG editionHFZ/Dark/META statshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m9JlKuHCtKrVO3_JKQy3FteyLUqKo3DABREb1Okh8tg/edit?usp=sharing>Websitehttps://holofightz.surai.xyz/>HoloFightZ Full Magnet Link Listhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13yW33SdapXW5GEuKu4uFFjM3bH-cr0dUSr0jLjhZQfE/edit#gid=0>Reading the OPhttps://www.highlyunlikely.org/r/MIG>Music Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVRBbmPJfj21iujCdCYLRW6LkzymhskT>HFZ archivehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBw>Dark archivehttps://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainKaze/videos>META archivehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSodFBC5MFatrObgl3Qh91Q/videos>HoloFC archivehttps://www.twitch.tv/holofighting>Team /hfz/ archivehttps://implying.fun/vtl/https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hfz/Previous: >>19119577
>>19247292>forgetting the subjectI KWAB
>>19247292Kek what a subjectless bitch (KWASB)
>>19247292That Gura makes me exceedingly horny
>>19247292I'm annoyed that ina and gura have the same body type as kiara and mori.
>kwabbing already not like this... maybe we should slow down on the threads until divegrass?
Is dark happening today?
I fucking love Stack, bros.
>>19251409I wanna fuck stack
thread kwabbed so suddenly last time, is this a sign?
>>19252116its only a sign of the board being overrun because the sticky went away
>>19251272DarkOP was consumed by Elden Ring. Dark is canceled forever.
>>19252488Man, so many people here are fast to jump to conclusions huh. Be patient.
>>19249965Would you have prefered something like this?
>>19253314Yes. Asura is so much better than Omega
>>19253314MY DICK
>>19252488First of all, you don't have the right.
YOU WILL
>>19255378I won't give in
>>19252635Who is singing in this one ?
>>19256821Me, an /asp/.
>>19252685now you know the experience of being a chuuba being famous enough to have haters making rrats about you.
>>19252488i was indeed consumed by elden ring once more. the goal is now: episode 7 and finale before 2k22 releases (march 8th)
>>19257897You sound pretty cute anon
>>19247292I WANT INA TO CHOKE ME WITH HER LEGS
>>19257897You mean /pw/?
>>19252635>>19257897I like it
K
W
OP PLEASE CHANGE FLARE'S ENTRANCE AND MOVESET
Since we need some discussion, what would be the best way for OP to handle Rushias departure?The Burial - Ironman match vs YagooThe Dismissal - One fall vs A-ChanThe Catfight - First Blood vs FlareThe Bullying - Handicap match vs Miko & Aqua, submission onlyThe Disappearance - Her character is deleted without fanfare and never mentioned again.
>>19265755The Disappearance (plus some renpy sections about everyone's reactions) is probably the best. Everything should be as respectful as possible. Either that or a 1 stream storyline for The Burial.
kwab
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1497859058472304641>Sumo LamyOh no no no no
>>19265755Knowing OP he will just put the blame on Yagoo and make a simple one on one match.The only way I see this shitshow getting a proper storyline would be by having a umineko style whodunit, but that would require a lot of work.
>>19268500Finally
>>19268500Lamy has to take it easy on the alcohol.
>>19269446OP genuinely surprised me with the KING tournament, as I believed he’d never do it. Perhaps this’ll be a similar scenario, but I personally expect any story-heavy work to be Darkchama’s field, if he ever escapes the KWAB cycle, that is
>>19269446It'll be a while as OP, YMDOP and most of the promofags (except elfs since he owns a toaster so he's doing the divegrass stuff instead) are in the soulscage
>>19272584>Everyone else have left us to search for their maidens>Only Elfs, Sentinel of the Blue Comet stay, In his maidenless existence to keep making us kinoWas we wrong ? Is Elfs the tragic misunderstood figure in Elden FightZ ?
>>19273492No
>>19273492>Was we wrong?Yes, we wizzle.
>>19253314yes
>>19247292nice abs
My monkey brain demands to know when the next stream is.
>>19278462We couldn't defend
>>19272584>>19273492ELFS is trapped in a different cage. The Yakuza 3-7 and Judge Eyes/Lost Judgment cage
Why is the cage so strong. How can we possibly beat it?
>>19281548Take the TFRpill and watch some vods while you wait for the cage to open.
>Rushia got fired for trying to expose the industry
>>19278462>the next streamAnon, allow me to tell you of the great lie known as OP’s schedule...
>>19247292>Gura with huge knockers
I know Rushia KWABing is the hot topic in /vt/ at the moment but we can also not have the thread KWAB as well?
next stream doko?
>>19286937Not sure, but nice image.
>>19284249>gura with huge knockers and ABS
>>19286937Next week
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>19289012It’s not over until >we KWAB in divegrass. Which means it’s already fucking over before the first match, ABANDON ALL HOPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19290743Nobody can defend
>>19247292Please tell me there's a nude version for this?
please... save them...
So no stream this week?
>>19295155I can't save them if they don't stream
>>19295707DarkOP literally got consumed by the soulscage and can't stream because of it.
>All these call insBae rumble when?
>>19297666>Coco and Aloe in this image>666
>>19297666Discount Donte can finally achieve his goal...
>>19265755The disappearance a la Chris Benoit murder suicide
>>19295155I will save them...
Free the promo homos from elden ring by introducing them to Vampire Survivors
>>19301745Been meaning to play that game but i'm still stuck in the Yakuza cage
>>19295972don't worry, the elden rumble soon
>>19295155FOUL ANON, IN SEARCH OF THE DARKOP STREAM. Someone must extinguish thy post.
DON'T KWAB
>>19304945you can't stop me
OP and DarkOP and ArchiveAnon(Watamage) announced indefinite hiatus because of Elden Ring. Source: discord.
>>19306054The Elden kwab OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ELDEN KWAB
Stop kwabbing...
I kwab...
>>19309637Worldbuilding contribution. For the /hfz/ - /meat/ border
The kwab is inevitable, rushia and elden ring will make sure of it
>>19306054see >>19303318
>thought the Final KWAB would be OP’s doing>it’s actually Elden Ring’s faultI kneel, Elden KWAB prophets...
While OP isn't looking we should figure out how to predict the outcomes of matches.
>>19252635very nice
>>19315568Matches? What matches?
>>19309820We need more worldbuilding stuff while OP's away! Lets make him proud!Myths, culture, customs, maps, city names, every district and national arenas, every homes of the rumblers, their training regiments, their off match schedules, their diet plans, their toilet breaks, all of them!
>Yagoo comes out at the start of the show to announce that Cover does not get involved in their company's private lives>later in the show it turns out that Rushia leaked the fact that HFZ is fake and scripted
>>19252635I like how you put Among Us in the lyrics. Where can one groom you?
>>19316652RUSHIAAAAAAAAAAAAWRESTLING IS REAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
>>19294719Not that I can see comrade
>>19294719I don't think so. The artist has done some lewd muscle girls though.
VTL2 THIS FRIDAY FAGGOTS ARE YOU READY TO WIN IT ALL
>>19320328I can't wait to kwab again
It's me, maskler!
>>19316652Rushia stop stealing other people's gimmick...
>>19320328HELL YEAH
>>19320328>hfz>winning
>>19320328DYRBI?
>>19273492>Was we wrongYou're not fooling anyone, ELFS.
>>19320328HABEEB IT!!!
>>19320237damn are these great muscle girls, hopefully he does the other gens as wellhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/5397731
OP book it... >>19269201
It’s time to KWAB. Dissolve your defenses and allow HIM in.
>>19268500Lamy is.... Strong
Next stream NEVER EVER
if Coco appears in HoloFes would her entrance be on par with her DARK debut?
>>19251409DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU>>19252635nice
>>19345229who
>>19342579That’d be too kino to exist, I’m pretty sure it would cause fatalities from high-speed kneeling.
>>19345742She was on koopa's cbt, but I don't remember the name.
>>19345229>>19346532CBTbros....
>>19345229>would eat Darbyhe's like the one of two dimes wrestlers AEW has that isn't exWWE talent. RIP
>>19345742i think her name is meat or something right
>>19252635pls commentate our vtl matches
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE ELDEN RING SO FUCKING MUCH
>>19352441first off, you don't have the right
>>19352441AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO PLAYS IT SO MUCH MORE
>>19355166that is what will happen first match we're in i belib
>>19355374>/yah/ already did a hit and run on the manager and broke their arm>elden ring caused the thread to kwab>tactics have been fucked up until literally last weekno matter how far we run, no matter how far we distance ourselves from it, kwab arrives all the same...
I'm surprised that our own homegrown icon from vg doesn't have any posters here.I MUST FIX THAT.
we kicked OP out from the team but what we really need is OP on the shitter playing elden ring on a CRT while locked in a cage as a player.
>>19355781He's locked in my basement.
>>19355857she*and the basement is mine
>>19355604Get out of here pink cat this isn't /hlgg/
>>19355604pink cat good
What happens if >we actually do take the league this time around? Will OP even notice, or will he (female) act shy about it?
>>19358747The promohomos make a kino promo as always but this time the cup fades to a belt.
>>19252635
Just tell me when Rosa is in Dark and then I'll watch Dark
>>19360096These saplings are in need of correction...!
>>19252635>english
Which fanbase do you want to have a squash match against? Would you also want a tag partner to make it a handicap match?
>Vampire Survivors is now another cageThe dicksword is being drawn and quartered between all these cages
>>19361182I’m taking on the HoSHITyomi menace without any handicaps. If I perish to the blue jobbers, I want Ankimo to toss me into the Abyss.>>19361230Good...it’s working.
>>19361182bloop deserves to be put in a handicap match. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>this is KFP under the uniformNo wonder he goes so hard
>>19358115bros...I love pink cats...
>>19363926Shirtless KFP and Bufftako bout, when?
>>19360096Rosa?
>>19366521Let me get Rosa poster on the line.uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>19366630
>>19361522Episode 6.5 of Dark is the Rrat Pack going up against the four cages:YakuzaElden RingVampire SurvivorsAnd the most powerful one of them all WAGE
>>19366762ft. an assassin in a reasonably priced car
>>19366762>Vampire Survivorswhat the fuck is that?
>>19366883play as some creature of the night. get a bunch of items based off castlevania items. bunch of mobs come at you from all angles for 30 minutes and you try to beat the waves.
>>19366762>all WAGEAn even more ridiculous record than Ina...
>>19366762if ELFS wasn't so consumed by the Yakuza cage he would've booked this for META already.
>>19368893>there will be a need for sideshows to cover for the sideshows that were meant to cover for mainshowI must defeat BIG CAGE to stop this from happening...
no KWAB
>>19370733noel and flare never drew a dime
>>19370790/u/bros...
>>19370733>>19370790>had a solid run as belt holders in tag teams>likely hold the record for longest tag match>multiple times as rankings 1 and 2 placements individually>neither one could break top 50 in the pollAdditionally>Pekola mogged by Alpha Peko>REDACTED was a huge jobber all-aroundKWAB (forma de Fantasy)
>>19371884senchou..
>>19372119She should change stables and leave those nodimes behind. Her entrance alone is a draw.
>10
We did it bros, we won the mock vtl cup!!
Soon.
Thank god I did the tactics before being sucked into Elden Ring
>>19376394The tactics that got us btfo last christmas?
>>19377040Tactics don't matter. I've seen it over and over again.
>>19377561this./mlp/'s horsecock formation, /vsj/'s regular cock formation, and /vp/'s pokeball formation tell me everything I need to know about people who think tactics matter in PES
Divegrass is so soon
>>19377561>>19377697But then what does matter?
>>19379014Good tactics don't matter because the game will randomly decide the winner through various dice-rolls who wins. You can still have tactics that the game straight up doesn't understand how to use.Think about it like Tables or Hell In A Cell versus a normal pinfall match.
No streams? Time to stream Necromantic again, anon.https://youtu.be/RtTYQuO1j6w
>>19379543I’ll take dice rolls. As shitty as it seems overall, that’s also how the matches go for HFZ unless someone is a dirty RIGGER Plus, I can have a smug look on my face when Watamage fucks up someone's day in divegrass, somehow.
>>19379818>he really believes HFZ matches are luck based
>>19379901I’m HALO diving into OP’s backyard to correct him as we speak.
>>19379901There's always someone behind the mirror...
>>19379675My only regret is that Rushia will never cover Necromantic ever.... Mikeneko might, though.
>>19381032Fuck Rushia. I want pic related to cover Necromantic.
>>19366738
>>19381555saplings...
kwabJust like in divegrass. We're not getting out of groups.
>>19383254but the mock matches...
>>19383645>he lacks the critical information
1
2
>>19385660kicking out at 2.5 and then that's the first phase.We start the second phase with a CHOPPA.
>>19386135HOW
maybe we should change the thread's gimmick>Holofightz and other Hololive-related Extracurricular Activities
>>19381555Rosa my belovedsaplings BTFO
>>19381429Based
>>19386462Early on, yubicraft, nasfaq, and holofightz were all a single thread. If you want to revive that, be the change.
>>19387523yubifaqz....
>>19387523To add on:>>2385720Seems like the jannies nuked every thread after this one.
>>19387523I don't want to share a thread with the other vt autism projects desu
>>19381555where is this from?
>>19387523The reunification project...
>last stream: 10 days ago
KWAB?
K oyoriW atameA yameB otan
K anataW atsonA ZKiB aelz
No defending
>>19405830couldn't even if I wanted to
>>19400795>>19402965Book it
>>19405830Okay, I won’t defend.
give in
>>19412393Okay, I will give in.
Exit shite
ENTER DWIGHT
>>19414448>>19414316why are /asp/ memes so homosexually charged
Is Rushia the Cody Rhodes of hololive?
I have done nothing but play Elden Ring for a week straight.
You are offered one of the following. Which do you take:>You have sex with Stack>OP does another stream
>>19416648If you don't take the sex with the two-meter amazoness with strong pipes, you have no taste and don't deserve to enjoy OP's stream.
>>19416648I'm sorry fellow HFZbros, the streams are canceled forever
>>19416648I'll take the stream. Fuck Stack.
>>19417219you can't have both, anon
>>19416648The only time I’d betray Octavius...
>>19416648I'm sorry OP...
>>19416648I'll fuck Stack and force her to stream HFZ
>>19416648I'd fuck OP, then stream Stack
>>19366762>>19368893https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro8tzTi3Igg
>>19418378ELFS...
FINNA WHERE ARE THE STREAMS OP
>>19418816I can save him...
>someone broke containment and posted an entrance compilation on RedditCouldn't be one of you bros right?
>>19418943I’ve never been to r*ddit.
>>19418943I don't and never plan on going to r*ddit.
>>19418943IT WAS ME ANONIT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME
>>19418943yeah, me
>>19418943>even knowing what goes on there in the first place
>>19418943>HFZ>containment
>>19418378>pushed back for suiseibut ELFS luna is also streaming
>>19418943How new?
>>19418943Bros...
>>19419846KEK
>>19419846
>>19257897L O N D O NONDON
>>19419846It’s OVER
>>19418943a reminder to never believe elfs' lies
>>19420152>>19419846FYI: r/holofightz can now get claimed by anyone with enough good boy points on reddit because the guy who made the subreddit hasn't logged in for a while
>>19420179Would it be possible to then vaporize it?
>>19419846I don't even know what level of disappointment I feel.
>>19420242yes. But then if someone else can make r/holofightz
>>19420242It's possible but I think if you try to claim another subreddit they'll hold it against you
>>19418378Bros...
>>19420341So what you are saying is, it’d be better to convert it into a means of shitposting.
op....
>>19418378the strongest...the WAGE CAGE...
bad end...
The cage claims all
it's time to lock the cage
The cage must go.<<time to reset this twisted game>>
>>19420533OP is a good Christian lad...
>>19420533>>19420580>>19420687He’ll never escape. Mainshow is finished and divegrass will soon prove it...
>>19423484Not only is he in the wage cage, but he goes home to enter the soulscage
>>19414579pro wrestling is gay please undesatna
>>19426771Octavius...
>>19431716AND HE'S BACK IN AT THE 10-COUNTAMAZINGHOW DO THESE INDONESIANS DO IT?!!?
>>19431751They went to art school
>21 posters>on a 280+ reply thread>with divegrass happening in 2 daysIt's over is it
>>19433976what is this guy ding dong diddly saying?
>>19434274You mean finner?
>>19433976bruh mine says 60 idk where youre getting 21
>>19434274>he typed it out
ELDEN KWAB
>>19434702>>19434305>>19434274I don't get finner or or ding dong diddly or smiling roman reigns, please spoonfeed me.
I AM FUCKING DEAD, BROS!
>>19433976your shit is broke bro, says 60 for meit's never over anyways, you can never get off this ride
>>19418943what kind of demented faggot uses r*ddit? holy fuck
>>19316652>Rushia reveals that Mori has been throwing her matches>backstage Mori(forma de 100%) takes her to wrestler's court and buries her
>>19440727>Necromancer gets buried by DeadwomanPottery.
>>19433976It’s over...Guaranteed replies poster...
Whens the next wrassling or divegrass?
>>19445842divegrass on the 4th
>>19445842>the next wrassling>nextAnon, I...
>>19445842>next wrassling
I dreamt about the "Yagoo in my mind" promo last night... OP please, I'm going schizo...
On divegrass aesthetics: due to /yah/ hitmen there wont be many changesdo expect hands to actually function like hands though
>>19449098AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZA HANDO
>>19447772>goingTake your meds and all of this goes away
>>19449098I still can't believe that our divegrass aesthetics guy got hit by a minivan causing him to break his arms and get nerfed. Witnesses say the driver was heard saying "matane, beabea" while speeding away.
We will give in
>>19445842if i can finish lore before 8 AM CST, DARK episode 7 tomorrow. if not, BONUS. been awhile since last stream.
Ah, the Bonis, the Thursday one.
https://poal.me/vngif
>>19252635I rike it
I got a great wrestling rrat idea!>Nene won royal rumble>instead of going after QoJ or HFZ Champion belt she goes after Ina's cope belt>Nene won the cope belt>Management makes Nene the new spokes person of RRAT OGEY LEGENDS>JOHN CENA is Nene's new partner>Management deemed Ina has outlive her purpose got thrown by the wayside into a no dimes jobber
>>19459840OP if you book this I'll make Nene read a rrat ogey legends akasupa
>>19459840That’s a good one, now just break OP out of wagie hell and make him book it.
>>19460024OP is in two layers of hell right now. There's the Elden Cage and the Wagie ABYSS
>>19460077Brad is needed once more...
>>19460077OP is gonna be stuck in the Elden cage for a long ass time. I'm 40 hours in and I just beat the 2nd demigod with Liurnia not even completely explored.
>>19462747Took me 40+ hours to get the Moon Witch Waifu ending, now contemplating wasting another 40 to get one of the other endings and collect the weapons/spells that I've missed
>>19462747I'm putting a dude in a sandy battleground over right now
>>19247292>giving gura and ina titsyamero
I doubt you could even imagine it. THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE STREAMS GIVING THE THREADS ITS FULLEST KWABS.THE ORIGINAL POSTER. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ORIGINAL POSTER. WAGEKEKED BY SOMEONE, OR SOMETHING.PLEASE SOMEONE, JUST BUMP IT. LOOK UP AT THE THREAD, IT'S ON PAGE 10!
>>19247292Is there a Council version?
Sorry, last try
Who currently draw dimes and who are the no dime shitters right now?
>>19465928>>19466168>>19466279Nice.
>>19466279good post
what time and day is hfz plays in divegrass for SEA? I don't know englandistan timezone
>>19466743Flip the clock from EST and that should get you pretty close. Within an hour or two.
>>19466795>3ami'm kwab
>>19466279Excellent
>>19466168>>19465928>>19466279Book it OP
>>19419846>>19418943lmao no wonder I saw a sudden spike in views yesterday
>>19467335AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEESAVE ME, TOWA BABY>Facebook>DiscordWait...
>>19420402being that containment hasn't existed since stream 2, may be better to just use it as a linkdump for the archive channel to keep them off of the main stream
>>19467335>4channelI will never get used to that.
>>19467445Now to find an average r*dditor to get the job done. Where’s ELFS?
>>19418378>elfs' entrance theme is the shitty no dimes remix of Back to Risepottery
>>19467335>pulling traffic from people searching for "hololive matsuri"incline is real
>>19467335>facebook?????
>>19468020My guess is SEA.
>>19418943>>19419846>>19467335
>>19468306OP’s errant streaming is the true gatekeeping method to prevent the hellscape that could be made real otherwise. I kneel, Octavius...
>>19467888I have your home adress
(You) can no longer defend, anon. HIS might shall banish this thread to the ABYSS, far below even Jobber Hell; perhaps redemption awaits there, but nothing remains here.
I have an announcement to make. OP is a shitter who cannot escape me forever, he can suck my fucking dick. Also OP is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.