/ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: soon, fellow chumbuds

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Powerwash Simulator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvvc3nc_TPw

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my wife

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>>19108619
Proof?

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>Look at OP, what a faggot right Gura?

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>19108673
Fake, where is the pee dripping down her thighs?

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>>19108650
what a shitty edit

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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?

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>>19108704
here

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>>19108650
Man, whoever made this edit really sucks with photoshop.

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>>19108706
>>19108770
Samefag.

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>>19108552
>those eyes
Was Bill Cosby also rigged by umishit?

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>>19108797
4chan X -> mark new IPs, newfagchama

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>>19108798

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>>19108818
4chanx takes the sovl out of using an imageboard

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remaking this because strawpoll me is broke and doesn't show results
What will Gura be wearing for the stream tonight?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/BDyNjdq9JyR

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>>19108818
Zoomerchama...

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What did Guba mean by this?

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>>19108874
use poal.me

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>>19108930
>>19108874
the strawpoll.com seems to work, but anyway alt poll
http://poal.me/jiekf4

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>>19108874
shark hoodie with hat

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Guys, I think my shark has autism.

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>>19109021
*I love her very much still

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>>19108996
where's the mikoboat option?

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>>19108673
based nips

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>>19109021
yeah and i love her all the same

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Kind of found it funny that Gura liked this image. She approves of this depiction.

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>>19108874
Pajamas for full-blown comfy streaming

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>>19108552
what the fuck is this

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>>19109364
it's too cute to not like

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>>19109448
all me

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>>19108874
>VPN user voting is not allowed.

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>>19109021
autistic girls are adorable

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>>19108996
>>19108874
>diaper chads being btfo by bottomless
not like this, not like this. She is going to piss all over her chair

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>>19109685
>her chair
yeah, me

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>stream starts in 75 mins
>need to drive into korean town get food and get back in that time

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>>19108552
Cosby gave Gura some of that lean.

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>>19109748
just takumi that shit

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why are we using this thread my niggas

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>>19109803
>caring about the OP image

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>>19109849
look at the timestamps

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>>19109849
it's a weird image with a chuuba from a different company

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Kyiv will fall

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>>19109768
>mori has been bill cosby all along
No wonder mori always came off as suspicious. Fucking get terminated already mori.

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>>19109936
Hopefully, I'm leveraged to the tits betting on it.

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I wonder why Gura watches his videos...

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>>19110206
me and my wife

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This is why Gura's home is filthy, she is trying to recreate his cooking

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>>19110203
>tfw hyoudou and the bogdanoff spirits annihilate the russian military just so this anon loses money

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>>19110206
T5 members saw the collab. How new.

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Also she absolutely watches Steve too, even if she didn't say it, why else was the talking about MREs? Is it a smell fag thing?

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>>19110270
those SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT banner ads and its parodies were gold

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>>19110302
Yes, she's acknowledged this before.

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>>19110206
She’s so passionate about cooking, she should really do some cooking handcam videos. I think it would get good responses

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>>19110324
If you have screenshots or sauce, pleased fill me in because i probably missed them.

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>>19110436
you'd have to do some archive digging, it was back in the /jp/ days

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>>19110508
I'll add it to the bucket list i guess, thanks for the lead.

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why is this shark so cute i fucking can't

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>>19109849
You'd seriously use a thread with any image? Even if it's one of the "blacked" edits from antis?

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>>19110898
Maybe not, but this one isn't intentionally shitposting, it's just a funny picture.

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>>19110550
had a quick little look since i had nothing to do. couldn't find an unedited version but you can probably guess whats been censored. plus in the replies to that post you can find the Legolas and korone version
>>>/jp/29453106

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>>19111040
You didn't have to but i will accept your spoonfeed.
Thank you.

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glorsh gobcobb

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>>19111165
to be fair it worked out for me in the end since i was looking for the gif i posted for a while and it ended up being in that reply chain

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luna's power wash VOD has spacha though...

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what if gura was drunk haha

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>>19111263
yeah, me.

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>>19111241
Might be to stop people from shitposting Supers due to various recent events.

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>>19111311
well, that's a good enough reason

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>>19111311
>>19111263
fuck the greys
>t. Gura

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>>19111294
Yeah, me.

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>>19108552
Shit vtuber

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>>19111724
no, piss vtuber

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>>19111724
>>19111767
Diapertuber goo goo ga ga

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>>19111724
Imagine if she turns everyone here a scat enjoyer after telling a shit related story haha that would be crazy

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>>19111724
Wrong bodily byproduct

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>>19111886
>turns

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>>19111921
Forgive me burger sama i am esl please understandu

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j*u, glad to see my fellow pisschads

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>>19111953
You misunderstand, everyone here is already a scat enjoyer

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>>19111996
fanbase reflects oshi

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>>19111953
What he meant is, there are piss/scar fags here already.

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>>19111886
That might be too far for me.

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>>19108552
I suspect Gura has a bit of ego and abusive behavior off stream. That's why Watson left her, Watson almost never bully anyone. Only Mori can stomach it.

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>>19111724
>>19111847
>>19111886
>>19111921
>>19111996
>>19112009
>>19112030
How many indian fans gura have ?

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>>19112043
>filtered by a little poopy butt
This is why I will be the last chumbud

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it's good to be back, cumbuds.

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>>19112030
?

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>>19112072
>abusive bratty sharkwife that is easily broken down with affection

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*begins channeling a spell that will make you goom in about 10 minutes*

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>>19112138
Welcome back gura?

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>>19112072
a. gura is autistic as fuck so she prob said something retarded
b. ame said they were still friends, she just wanted people to like her for her and not to be gura's sidekick/girlfriend

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>>19112238
similar energy

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>>19112138
wash your fucking pissy laundry, stinky
<3 love you

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>>19112316
Based.

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Cute shark soon!

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Gura almost talked about "that" last stream before deciding not to, but I wonder if she was referring to Rushia or Russia.

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reminder that goober is right wing she
1. watches steve mre and townshed
2. owns guns
3. wants to buy nods
4. hates taxes
>inb4 some retarded shit about her hating her landlord
she is just anti semitic, not a commie

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>>19112379
yes

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>>19112072
bro for the longest time i've believed this rrat. she's just too nice, it feels very inauthentic. she's smart enough to know what kind of shit will get you in trouble which betrays her own internalization of these sentiments. she's a damn good actress, i'll give her that! and at the end of the day i'd rather a girl who keeps her judgments to herself to make me happy than a twitch whore who thinks brutal honesty is a laudable quality.

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>>19112187
I saw the stock and thought someone was keeping their wellies with their gun

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>>19112520
Kek.

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>>19112520
>>19112187
>paying $2,500 for a gun that beats it's optics to death

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If you blew your free members super before this stream I pity you

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>>19112625
I've never used the free supers

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>>19112625
They don't matter, she only catches one out of hundreds that get sent

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>>19112625
Why? I get mine next month.

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>>19112508
baffling post

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Stream starting, chumbies!

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>>19108552
Shrimps...listen to the shark music
Shrimps...listen to the shark music
What do you like to play? Rhythm games!
What do you like to play? Rhythm games!
You see, the shrimps, they listen to the shark, which gives them the brain damage.
You see, with their coming and their going
and their chumming and UOHing
so they don't know what the Holo's all about!
You see, Holo's like Curry Meshi.
No, actually it's more like Taco Bell.
No, actually Holo is like new Weiß Schwarz,
it'll be around forever, heh heh he...

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time to bathe with my wife(gawr gura, hololive english branch)

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so squeenix was the holdup

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Aw gee i love shark time

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HI GURA

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>>19112730
i'm literally praising gura's ability to read the room you unironic bootlicker.

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I love Gura and all her friends including Kronii

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Wants to play Viscera cleanup someday. I'm pretty sure she mentioned that game before in one of the VODs.

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dang she's still low energy

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>possible collab with kronii
Fuck off. I don't want to hear that lazy bitch on Gura's stream.

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>>19113025
I love kronii's kroniis

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>>19113066
Based and same desu

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Gura showing up sleepy on the job again. I guess 3 hour stream then.

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>I just woke up from a nap
she got woken up before noon today for more cover corporate shit

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>gura suffers from chronic sexy morning voice syndrome

how horrible

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her sensitivity so high I'm getting a headache

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>>19112508
>inauthentic
>actress
>witch whore
your jealously is spilling out, 2views

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s-so clean...

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YES YESSSSSS LET THE OCD CONSUME YOU

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>>19113066
kronii is slowly becoming sana and not streaming, so she wont show up anytime soon

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Gura is spreading everywhere

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Gura is the only good EN. Change my mind.

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Would you take the opportunity to spend a day with Gura even if it guarantees that you'll go deaf by the end?

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>>19113376
Power washers aren't even that loud

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>>19113376
No.

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>>19113372
no
see also:
kiara
ina
ame
calli
kronii
mumei
fauna
bae

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It's ME

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I cum bucket on top of the roof

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It's me!

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>>19113453
>council
>kronii
>mumei
lmao

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this is strangely entertaining to watch

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>>19113453
& IRyS

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>Likes to watch school playgrounds being cleaned.
Oooouuuuhhhhhh!!!

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Autism simulator with my autistic oshi is just what I need after a day of THE GAME.

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>looks up how to start her own powerwashing business despite not taking baths or cleaning her room or going outside
based autism

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Gura's Waterworks®

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>bakery dream is dead

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>>19112072
You don't know shit about watson it seems. Gura, watson and ina are the wisest of myth, you are stupid to believe they have drama between any of them. Specially between ame and gura.
How fucking new.

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>Gura will never powerwash your backyard

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>>19113453
>kiara
>mori
Awful. Worst ones possible to list.
>kronii
>mumei
>fauna
>bae
I refuse to even watch a single second of Council.
>ame
Bad, but not as bad as Mori and Kiara.
>IRyS
Mediocre.
>Ina
Decent, but not good.

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glushy gash

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i would hire her to power wash stuff for me for sure

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>>19113453
But the other guy is right though

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>>19113524
Fuck you I love mumei.
They can keep kronii though. Don't want that bitch.

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Would you let Gura permanently mutilate you if she asked nicely?

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Would you let gura blow your skin off with a power washer

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UUUOOOOOOHH SKIN ME GURA

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>>19113608
>I refuse to even watch a single second of Council.
Incredibly fucking based and same desu

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>>19113675
>>19113678
Yes

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>>19113678
>Would you let gura blow you
Of course

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Absolutely shocked she hasn't seen videos of people using power washers to skin cadavers

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>>19113678
Noo I still like having my skin

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>>19113536
WTF is wrong with you? Why are you like this?

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>>19113453
Remove kiara, mori and bae. Then i agree.

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does she intentionally have bgm on

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>>19113803
yeah she said something about how the game's supposed to have music but it's not working or something

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see? see? you can't call her dirty and stinky because she's blue

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>>19113787
Why aren't you??

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Didn't think it would be possible to compare Power Wash Simulator with Elden Ring but she did. No difficulty. Pure suffering. Just like how games should be intended.

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>>19113536
take a moment to compose yourself, man. dear lord…

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STINKY BRAT I MUST WASH HER BODY

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>you guys call me stinky
she comes on /here/ doesn't she

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>>19112730
Ask me how I know you're from the Guracord.

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>gura is your wingman
y-yay

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I'm glad Gura doesn't go into overdrive with Rushia tier fakery like
>HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO OTHER WOMEN THINK ONLY OF ME

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What's a good Gura sticker to put on my car lads

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GURA I FUCKED A SINGLE MOM IN THE BATHROOM AT A GAS STATION LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

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Time to get some ladies by slapping a Gawr Gura sticker on my car. I trust Gura being a chick magnet.

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>>19113974
Gura is happy when chumbuds are happy.

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>gura watches dog girl pet play porn

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>>19113231
>didn't read the post
wowww

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Gura what the fuck

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Time to get some Gura stickers for my car and pick up chicks, chumbuds.
>>19113893
Wait members you guys chat with Gura? That sounds comfy. Does the chat go fast as fuck like right now?

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>>19113911
>you're a discordfag for calling out a shitpost
baffling post

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>>19114057
Oh god dont remind me that ruined the word "beans" for me for a week.

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>i've been watching some videos

Yes, i noticed. Your videos keep getting recommended to me, stop watching videos about crows eating ticks.

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gura being based af knowing where the women go

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>>19114121
That was me, sorry

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>>19114080
chat is still fast. I left her a comment on her members vid saying "I love you too, stinky" though

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???

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>>19114113
I;m thinking about thos Beans

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Man, I've been pinning up and hiding her pictures all over my workplace, I have her as my desktop background/lockscreen, I sneak her pictures into product I deliver. I have her sticker on my rear window too.
Where is my autistic female gura fan?

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>>19114156

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>>19114113
gura lives playing with her bean

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Gura loves those power wash videos. Also, unexpected Shrek comment with Shark having layers but I don't think she knows that.

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is wood alive

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>>19114156
how can you rewind

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>when does a tree stop breathing

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>>19114080
>Time to get some Gura stickers for my car
Already have one on my car. I like driving around with her

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>>19114148

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>>19114221
Is wood even real?

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>>19113577
Gura is haruhi and watson is mikuru. Ina is nagato, mori is kyon and kiara is koizumi. You know jackshit about relationship. I watched endless eight

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>when does a tree stop breathing

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>>19114227
I got that image from global, there is a script you can install that lets you do it though

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"yep, it's wood"
— gawr g. gura

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>>19114156
is this real?

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>>19114275
oh ok thanks

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>>19114156
I love this shark

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>>19113983
I have a couple. I also made this one, but I haven't put it on my car yet

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people here actually dont watch council?
are they retarded

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>>19114156
What an incredible child.

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Someone soundpost that "oh my god yes" please I need to jack off

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about the same thing. Does wood have an extended period of time before It is officially dead like human body or what.

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>>19114156
ISRAEL

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>>19114156
my oshi

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>>19114326
what's there to watch? l,mao

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>>19114176
>>19114202
Nyo you dont understand the dude kept calling the girl "beans". One of my friends says that as a filler word because were retarded zoomers it was torture

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>>19114156
someone here said she'd do that and now i can't find it

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>>19114326
I only watch Gura. Am i retarded? That is for you to decide.

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>>19114241
How many girls have you talked to because of the sticker, anon?

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>>19114268
Fauna is the animal kingdom, though.

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>>19114156
exposed lmao

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Power washing racial slurs on public sidewalks with Gura!

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>>19114326
I don't like ENs normally. Gura is an exception. I refuse to watch Council.

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>>19114268
she thinks she's carti

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>>19114393
None, they aren't Gura

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>do you edge?
Well?

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>>19114326
2/5 myth members are good
4/6 council members + IRyS are good

what do you think?

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Please edge me before completion, Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Do you edge, chumbuds?

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>>19114290
yep

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You can clean my wood, Gura

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>>19114436
do you pretend to speak nippon as well weebo?

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>>19114483
I did a couple of times.
Pretty wild experience.

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>>19114464
3 myth and 3 council are good, IRyS is IRyS

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>>19114464
Gura is great
Calli, Mumei and Fauna are good
Bae, Kiara and Ina are alright
Kronii, Irys, Ame and Sana are not good

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>>19114349
Trees have a metabolic process like any other living thing. Once you cut it off it's maybe a live for another couple hours max. Like how when you behead someone technically their head is still alive for a couple seconds before the lack of oxygen and total loss of blood pressure kicks in.

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I'm moderately surprised at how entertaining this is

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>>19114326
the council girls are turbo zoomer normalfag tier lesbian and hoes. not interested.

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>>19114507
UMMM bros? I thought gura was a pure girl...

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>>19114397
chumbud, she's a kirin

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>>19114326
since gura tends to stream at 1am for me I struggle to fit in work, vods, and other hobbies as is, so i only really watch gura

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DEADBEATS OUT

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DEADBEATS BTFO

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>deadcucks
>we don't allow those here
god damn gura

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cuckbeats OUT

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Deadbeats get the fuck out!

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Gura edging you. UOOOHHHH

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>>19114632
DEADBEAT HATE

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MORI DON'T LOOK

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OH SHIT

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DEADBEATS GTFO

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>we don't allow deadbeats here

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CALI BROS?

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>>19114528
I don't speak a lick of Japanese, but I love listening to JPs. 99% of EN chuubas are horrible whores, but Gura is an exception. I like her.

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deadbeats, we lost... again

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Gura doesn't allow deadbeats on her property. Based!

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>>19114594
Impure girls don't draw dongs.

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who is this calvin fag and why is he dming gura about getting cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19114326
Yes they are retarded, especially if council stops them from watching Gura.

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>>19114595
Your mom is a kirin.

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>autistically screeches at in game text messages
>I too autistically screech when I get a message

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DEATBEATS BTFO

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GURA POWER WASH MY BUTTCRACK

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>>19114595
She's kindling is what she is

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Friendship with Deadbeats ended, Saplings are new best friend.

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HAHAHAHA EVEN GURA HATES DEADBRAPS
DEADBEATS GET THE FUCK OUT

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The hell happened in that yard?

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>motivation dropping

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>>19114507
this proves that she still craves cock...

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>>19114791
just like powerwashing in real life

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>>19114787
a bunch of indians came over to celebrate diwali

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Elden Ring on Sunday

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Elden Stream soon. Place your bets on Gura's build.

[Anonymous No.]

just play Sekiro gura

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>Gura gonna stream Elden Ring
Screambros, get excited

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has played the tutorial of Elden Ring but got stuck on Treeman. I think she'll do better than Kiara against Margit.

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>>19114827
this
powerwashing is fun for a total of 30 seconds

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>all these grays

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>>19114825
Yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

shillshark working her magic

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>>19114840
oh nyooo, stinky

[Anonymous No.]

I would give Gura my PS5 if she would spray me with a power washer

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She's shilling

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>>19114868
you are ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants a free PS5 since I think it's still hard to get it in retail.

[Anonymous No.]

Shork wants Sony sponsorship in exchange for a PS5.

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>>19114920
Im just here for the dicks desu

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>>19114852
I hope she just resets her game and spends the first hour in the character creator

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>god I watch weird videos
we know gura

[Anonymous No.]

Does Cover condone shilling for free systems?

[Anonymous No.]

Based gura does not bow to PS5 scalpers

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sure has weird tastes.
It's fun to hear about them though

[Anonymous No.]

Gura exposing the car washing video scams live on stream!

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>>19114787

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I just realized, is there a single HoloEN member who is confirmed to own a car?

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that patio/table/chairs/yard?
all me. gura is washing me right now.

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>>19115108
Yeah, Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what kind of mom Gura would be...

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>>19115108
I don't think any besides Mumei can even drive

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>>19115130
based and civilized

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>>19115108
mumei hit someone with her car

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>>19115132
The mother of my child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115130
Oh right. I literally watched her road rage rant stream
>>19115153
I would be very surprised if Calli couldn't drive

[Anonymous No.]

Gura drawing UwU. I don't think she's done that as much like she did back in 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115076
Is she gonna call out that faggot that """restores""" electronics he found in a ditch, covered in mud and burnt to a crisp
?

[Anonymous No.]

UWU

[Anonymous No.]

sbrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115108
Mumei does for sure, but don't know about the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a precious goofball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115177
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115108
mumei
fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115108
Don't remember if she owns a car but Bae can drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>actual height

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115177
Did she back up and do it again just to be sure?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm her gaming chair

[Anonymous No.]

Gura likes to watch bus seats getting clean. Also, she should do a power wash stream of her chair.

[Anonymous No.]

just give it to me gura ill clean it alright

[Anonymous No.]

woah, is the anon who is gura's chair still here?
she wants to wash you before going back to sitting on you, you're in bro

[Anonymous No.]

I MUST SNIFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115201
calli talked about driving her dad once so she does

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's... chair...
IMAGINE
THE
SMELL

[Anonymous No.]

>power washing the seasoning off her chair
Gura please don't

[Anonymous No.]

>I need to clean my chair
yeah because she sits on it without panties and pisses on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115132
The MILF kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115291
She had to, the woman had no face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115236
Fauna? Did i miss something since day one or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115323
*shits and farts on it

[Anonymous No.]

>deadbeats out
>takodachis in
Based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115108
I mean half of them are autistic women children

[Anonymous No.]

Shill shark out in full force today

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115313
Fishy with a hint of pissy cunny and body odor. A fine vintage

[Anonymous No.]

>shark_mascot

[Anonymous No.]

Bloop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115323
>>19115370
don't post it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is so cruel kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115396
For forgot farts, and maybe shit because tummy hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

bloop sucks

[Anonymous No.]

Gura eats ass confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

oh no no shark_mascot not like this

[Anonymous No.]

>barely remembers what bloop looks like
another reminder gura hates bloop because it was the only mascot model Ina didn't create

[Anonymous No.]

Would you taste Gura's poopoo pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19114507
She needs me to fertilize her eggs

[Anonymous No.]

Why does imagining Gura's stinky dirty chair make me so hard

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want a Herman Miller chair now. They are kinda pricey though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115459
Shut the fuck up, your skin is door tanned pajeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115370
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115524
Because it smells like Gura's most intimate parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115524
Because cooming to normal things doesn't do it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115505
What would Ina's mascot have been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115538
Why so mad Bloop?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S GONNA BLEACH ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115530
buy a pre-owned one

[Anonymous No.]

Gura as Billy Mays art, when? Or was it already done. I remember she would say "That's a Lot of Damage" by Phil Swift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115555
checked

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for remembering me Gawr Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>Jabooty dubs
That takes me back

[Anonymous No.]

goodness that was poignant

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115583
something cuter and not a shark mascot for a shark

[Anonymous No.]

>you will not be missed uwu your time is over
and
>you are a dirty disgusting boy
what did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115618

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115555
Basedo

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate time limits on streams what the fuck is that garbage

[Anonymous No.]

DMC isn't going to help her git gud in Elden Ring. She'll need a little more time than 3 hours to get even a little progress in Elden Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>she hasn't played a souls game before
How's that elden ring stream gonna go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115715
good thing it's not r eal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115715
...time limit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115715
Wait, there's a time limit on this stream? Do perms run out at midnight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115762
oh no, he's gray

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115614
>Gets a Pre-owned chair
>Now gets bedbugs from sitting in the chair somebody's smelly ass sat on

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115762
Fantastically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115760
>>19115784
>>19115799
Watch the stream you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115530
even at retail price you'll save money because it won't disintegrate after a few years like cheap junk chairs do

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115715
I mean gura's are basically timed. If it's chatting its an hour and a half max and games are pretty much always 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115715
>time limits
she is just lazy shark that does minimum to fulfill her contract
there are no enforced time limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19114764
take it fucking back right fucking now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115804
Fuck you, you're the gay one.

[Anonymous No.]

gura eating my skin

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being grey

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115859
>>19115799
>>19115784
>>19115760
She literally just said she was asked how long she planned to stream Elden Ring you goddamn faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hungers for flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115868
>He's gray and he can't read

[Anonymous No.]

>constantly dunking on the greys by mentioning member streams

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talks about us to the greys as if we were her boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gray, abuse and insult me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115902
retardbro..

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115915
I am

[Anonymous No.]

>the members
Why can't she just use her member name? Her constantly saying "chat" and "members" is so impersonal when she could say "chumbuds" and "shrimps" instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115915
Yeah me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115915
That's because I am
>>19115935
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115910
Can't wait for her to mention the next one coming in a few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115945
meds now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115915
yeah, me(her boyfriend)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115945
She wants them to realize she doesn't care about them, only her members

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure I'd say Gura's mom is YABE. We didn't get much talking from her from New Years. Whens that next collab going to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115902
i'm drinking so might has misheard what gura said but kiara already confirmed it isn't time-limited
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1497347889802190850

[Anonymous No.]

CLEAN IT UP GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115915
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115902
you retarded?
we're saying she is only going to play GOTY for 3hrs because she's a lazy bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being gray, get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115902
oh yeah that definitely means there's a hard time limit on her stream and not that someone just asked her a casual question. sorry about your mental illness anon, it's a terrible thing to be saddled with in life. i'm glad i don't have to deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>I used to have an intense interest in chemicals

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WAS LITERALLY A JANNIE, CLEAN IT UP GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116003
The fact they want to know how long the stream is going to be at all is bizarre though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115945
gura doesn't want her fans to develop parasocial relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116089
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116089
she does it for free???

[Anonymous No.]

Does it still count as watching the stream if you listen to it in the background while playing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116014
>>19116089
>SC off
GURA DOES IT FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR THE EARTH TO MAKE THAT?!?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116113
Just the members

[Anonymous No.]

this stream is the product of 5,000 hours spent watching cleaning videos

[Anonymous No.]

gura's asking the real questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115888
Why do you feel superior about giving Yagoo and Youtube $4 and Gura maybe $1?
Does she do anything cool besides member streams like personalized DM Videos?

[Anonymous No.]

>gura the jannie talking about using a power washer to suicide

[Anonymous No.]

Gura I missed an hour because I was making dinner let’s gooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116136
maaybe

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine blasting into Gura's mouth so hard it puts a whole in her head

[Anonymous No.]

Will you drink Gura's water?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks about some pretty bizarre things

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GOING TO DRINK GURA'S WATER!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116172
Yeah, but only for me

[Anonymous No.]

Surprised the piss-baiting took that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116202
Just in time to drink her water

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116172
>personalized DM Videos
fanbud...

[Anonymous No.]

>you can drink my water
>my water is cleaaaaan
jesus fucking christ gura

[Anonymous No.]

GURA'S WATER HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUCK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116136
I often listen on my phone while I do my reps.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talking a lot about how pain she can inflict with power wash equipment. You don't think....

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116172
>Does she do anything cool besides member streams like personalized DM Videos
ya

[Anonymous No.]

>copying belle delphine
gura is pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

drinking gura's water TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116048
Kiara said she was asked to give an estimate and wanted to stick to it. If they're asked to give an estimate and feel compelled to uphold it, that's effectively a time limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115945
It's certainly prevalent with EN for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>you could drink my water

There is no way she isn't doing this on purpose. I refuse to get a piss fetish just because a shark girl said so.

[Anonymous No.]

she should play house flipper. that game is much better but I am not complaining about hearing her talk about mundane shit for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK PISSY CUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

>would you drink my water?
This brat knows exactly what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116257
Gura's holy water

[Anonymous No.]

Gura water is just a Gawr boost drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116263
>

[Anonymous No.]

LOLI PEE IS PURE AND CLEAN

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna drink Gura’s water

[Anonymous No.]

I would drink Gura's fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116263
what?
also
>copying

[Anonymous No.]

is gura's pee sweet or bitter

[Anonymous No.]

Pissfags? Nah, I'd drink her saliva straight from her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116289

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a bird house shit on my car

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116242
>>19116264
Show us proof nigag
>>19116263
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>sharkmom would like powerwash simulator
Noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116319
>>19116321
>>19116334
>>19116288
>>19116289
>>19116282
>>19116267
>>19116263
>>19116257
>>19116252
>>19116245
seek help your brainrot is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116263
gura is friends with one of belle delphine's friends

[Anonymous No.]

gongle gwimbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116282
If you're unwilling to get Gura's fetishes get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116263
Here’s a secret
HER did a song cover for Belle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116402
>brainrot
JUST LIKE GURA'S STEAM ACCOUNT!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116263
Shark is an entrepreneur, she's gonna sell piss jugs instead of bathwater

[Anonymous No.]

Mom is Candy Crush level 800 gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS LONELY
I'M COMING GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116346
I'd literally lick her saliva and sweat straight from her feet

[Anonymous No.]

i need to save jher dear god

[Anonymous No.]

seek help your brainrot is showing

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN SAVE HER

[Anonymous No.]

GURA PLEASE I CAN FIX YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116282
That's what they all say. We'll break you soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is lonely
based, seems like someone doesn't have a yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116402
Stop calling me names i'm going to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116397
They are just for me. I can't give them to you.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want gura to be lonely forever

[Anonymous No.]

>Venting about being lonely
Every day I hate the coof for deny Gura to meet her genmates so she can have off collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

i can fix gura the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116505
Yeah, me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

lonely sharky

[Anonymous No.]

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix Gura the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116550
her closest genmate lives on the other end of the country

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116457
Would you lick the piss running down her legs when she is playing a horror game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116550
I mean, they live really far away too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116505
Said it before and I'll say it again: Gura is the Wizardqueen.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no qt gura GF to make her less lonely near me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116630
If gura remains virgin until 30 does she become a sorceress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116610
traveling takes up a lot of energy and is stressful for some people

[Anonymous No.]

>she measures water in the amount needed to drown someone

[Anonymous No.]

>its small and dinky huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura's mind so often go to using things for murder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116703
no she grows a dick and joins us

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116630
she isn't 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116780
i would suck the fuck out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116703
She knows what astral projection is so she's already halfway there. Now all she needs is an altar, a rod, and a dagger.
>>19116789
Shhh, she's over 9000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116703
shes not virgin, anon, her boyfriend already pumped her with his DNA (me by the way)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116780
>futa gura
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

Gura deserves this

[Anonymous No.]

i'm pretty sure that's the exact same grill i have

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116741
no im saying it wasn't just coof, she couldn't hang out irl with any EN members because no other EN even lives in her time zine

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just washed my car

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116764
>Gura has edgy intrusive thoughts
>I have edgy intrusive thoughts
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116703
if she's into women I've heard it's really tough for them on dating apps. especially for an introvert

[Anonymous No.]

>The children are fast
>But the child predator shark is faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116897
I wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

kek papa shark spent a lot of time grilling with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116780
It would be fun to fap with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116835
I don't remember posting this but I must have

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116927
She's into both but definitely likes women more so she sees dating a man as "settling" which means her dating pool is incredibly tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks $500 is expensive for a grilling set. There's way more expensive ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Gura sitting on your lap, and she "power washes" herself soaking your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117017
UOH

[Anonymous No.]

She's got a point there.

[Anonymous No.]

who is calvin

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Gawr cutting your dick clean off with a power washer

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117003
t. the voices in anon's head

[Anonymous No.]

The government doesn’t want you to know that you can just go down to a wildfire and take some fire. It’s free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117017

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117003
I mean her dating pool probably only includes her fridge and bed, since I'm pretty sure she doesn't leave the gura nest very often

[Anonymous No.]

well that was unexpected news...

[Anonymous No.]

cold hot dog? yeah, mine (it's -10F outside)

[Anonymous No.]

>gura ate a hot dog after masturbating with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116819
>well? don't leave me hanging! get to it, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>complains about paying for fire
>ate a cold hotdog
is this girl the biggest cheapskate?

[Anonymous No.]

I do that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>I had a cold hot dog today!
HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Gura so lazy to heat up a hotdog that she eats it cold. What a savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19116514
Pikameanon, are you a regular here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117096
Sounds like it is small dude

[Anonymous No.]

WHY CAN'T SHE JUST EAT NORMAL FUCKING FOOD NORMALLY WHY MUST SHE MAKE ME CONCERN LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117082
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117082
Yeah, the bigger issue would be that she has basically no avenues to meet people other than her animal volunteering, which probably doesn't have too many different people shuffling in and out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117017

[Anonymous No.]

>finest stomach made of titanium
I feel like this isn't true.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has a titanium stomach.
Didn't she get sick from that vegan meat a while back?

[Anonymous No.]

FEMBUDS ARE REAL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117148
He was in the pool!

[Anonymous No.]

Hey this is just a zatsudan!

[Anonymous No.]

>ms. tomy hort says she has a strong titanium belly
top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117176
A cold hotdog isn't a big deal though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117234
that's the girl from the gas station who i fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117234
She ain't wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117234
>Allyson

[Anonymous No.]

>gura just eats cold hot dogs and day old pizza
It makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117255
Tomy hort pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>weak immune system
>strong stomach
goobus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117082
been there. feel for goombus on that. dating is tough when you don't like going to bars or parties

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't waste anything, even overnight counter pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117186
brb, volunteering in every animal shelter in the whole time zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117252
why do you think i was so insane with rage when they took it away from her? this stream was always going to be awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117255
Anon you are watching Gura not Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117252
You just realized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117234
and bologna is just hotdog pancakes what's your point

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

there's literally nothing wrong with eating pizza that's been on the board overnight
just put it in the microwave and you're good to go, i've done it my entire life and i recommend

[Anonymous No.]

hey school sucks man you can just go on the stinkin' INTERNET

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117371
Those were the best years of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117355
bologna is american-style mortadella

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117234
Quintessentially American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117377
Depending on who made the pizza, it may be even better the second day!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Gawr Gura? Man those were the days…

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still waiting for a good year in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>hey, remember vtubers?
don't do this to me gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117186
>tfw no meet cute with goober

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117407
Nobody knows or cares about your country

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117465
>Gura has been streaming for nearly 18 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117186
or at the numerous stores that she visits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117495
i'm from california

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117472
that day will come sooner than you think old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117505
oh man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117515
Stores are not a good place for meeting people anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117438
>Remember Gawr Gura? Man those were the days…
I remember putting the ring on her finger like it was just yesterday
she lets me put it in her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117519
cool, stay there and don't come to America, we are full

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit we're back to Over the Hedge

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117519
no offense and dont take this personally but i hope you die

[Anonymous No.]

wachaa

[Anonymous No.]

Wants to sing a song from Over the Hedge but doesn't know the name of it. Should probably do a watchalong to jog the noggin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117561
Don't lose the ring in there like I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117573
>>19117563
i moved to america like 20 years ago and i like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117465
post college, pre coof was pretty fun

[Anonymous No.]

hoocha

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117472
>youwillmissmewhenigone starts playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117624
did you move directly to a new city right afterwards? i did that and it took a few years for things to not suck

[Anonymous No.]

>hoocha
It's been so long. I wish she'd say It more. It's iconic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

of all the chumbies, i alone am the chumbiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117622
No, you said you live in california. california is not part of America. Please never, ever come to America.

[Anonymous No.]

If you can slap a hooker, you can slap a slapchop

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117707
no retard i said i'm FROM california

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117699
town not city, and eh it was fine. I'm like 45 mins away from my home town, gura. Plus there are a ton of bars here and it is easy to match and get dates with nonwhite girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117732
right, now stop being alive please

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117702
I miss shaaark, but judging by her debut watching stream she seems to hate shaaark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117732
In that case how did you escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117754
Someone slipped containment, pls understando

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117732
wait, you left california and came to America? Fuck off back to california

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117713
I wish Gura would slap me and call me a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117472

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117832
but that place is full of californians!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117776
that last sentence is so disturbing

[Anonymous No.]

>gura makes 6 figures +
>gura is afraid of wasting money on pizza
is it confirmed that mommy and daddy shark refuse to let her use the vast majority of her vtuber money?

[Anonymous No.]

California wouldn't be so bad if an earthquake severe enough to break it off into the ocean would occur. Might be nice then.

[Anonymous No.]

She's not finishing the next job, if she even starts another

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117754
why are there so many borderline crazy people in chat at all times

[Anonymous No.]

Luna spent 9h washing, how much will gura last?

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds i got a big bag full of kratom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117862
why is it disturbing that asian, latina, black and indian girls all want white cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
Poorfags are just a different breed
It took Ame poisoning herself in a termite infested apartment to change her ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117922
30 more minutes tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>19115935
>>19115953
>>19115962
>>19115997
>>19116021
sorry for samefagging all these posts. I'm just so excited to have gura as my girlfriend (which would make me her boyfriend).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117922
Depends how long the Mars area is, I could see her playing for another hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117966
gura isn't even a poorfag though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117922
1:24 down, 1:36 left to go

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I have an announcement: Gura just agreed to be my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>$10
>it's expensive though
jesus gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117922
3 hour time limit on streams pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
She was probably just raised to be very frugal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117997
She still is in spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
This is such a retarded rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>$10
>expensive
gura pls you're the richest vtuber in the entire world

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117805
I think it's more that she hated she was using it as a space filler. she's a lot better at carrying the monologue now.

[None !SVlZnALLmE No.]

>>19117977
I'm fine with you samefagging, because you're me, and I'm replying to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118129
anon pay attention to how much money she has in game, where it matters for making purchases in game

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never colonize mars with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118122
she refuses to spend money on nonwork related things. Ina too, but Ina at least lives with her parents and has the artist job she uses to pay the bills and is asian so it makes sense her parents won't let her spend her vtubing money. She buys her gunpla and gives her mom restaurant money from her artist money

[Anonymous No.]

This power washing brought to you by the history channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118218
recently she's talked about buying a number of anime figures as well as her online vintage clothing shopping habit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118213
>tfw you will never colonize gura

[Anonymous No.]

sorry gooey goowah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118218
Just because she doesn't spend much doesn't mean she doesn't have control of her money. There is no reason to believe someone else is in control of her money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
You don't stay rich by spending it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ew he left his goo everywhere!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118213
Mars is radioactive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118213
>>19118274
I will, because I'm her boyfriend (me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118258
how many anime did she buy? And they were used dresses, cant have been that much, she refused to buy new
also
>no money no work
based an-cap gura
socialists btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118332
So is Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118347
she named off at least four figures really rapidly and it was hard to tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117890
She just got a ku100 and a pretty nice audio interface. She's not afraid to spend when it's for something she gives a shit about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118304
I dont think her parents control it. I think they just told her she can't spend above a certain amount on nonwork related things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118332
Haha you are funny guy the fucking soil where I live is mildly radioactive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118347
Gura's a hard core capitalist shark. She hates the grays, saves money, eats day old pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you retards stop arguing about something that we literally have zero way of knowing about? You are making up fantasy narratives in your head and debating over whose fantasy is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118392
that is work related and will make her more money. Chloe maxed out her credit cards doing that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118354
You mean it will be... Like with in the next few days or so. Let's hope Gura makes it back to Atlantis before it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's in British!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118332
radiation can't enter your body without permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118410
Them making suggestions and them controlling her spending are two different things

[Anonymous No.]

gura's cloaca...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118460
do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118460
Welcome to the world of being a parasocial loser. It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19117070

[Anonymous No.]

Did she just say what I think I heard?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura finally doing the Playground like the videos she watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura watches the videos I take at the playground

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118460
It's literally what we are here to do retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118536
I swear to god this thread has gotten way stupider in the past month. There's been less antis, but there has been a lot more people who just have no critical thinking skills at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118551
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118632
>a lot more people who just have no critical thinking skills at all
all me

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of streams do you guys masturbate to? for me it's mostly minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to hose gura down later tonight (with my penis)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118675
gura streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118700
yeah i mean what kind of gura streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118551
what the playground thumbnail or something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118717
piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118675
zatsu and comfy streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118594
No, she does not watch the videos you take of the children at the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118689
>>19118750
samefag (me)

[Anonymous No.]

Gura does not believe in soap

[Anonymous No.]

gura doesn't wash with soap confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Wow soap fucking sucks compared to how it was when I last watched someone play this (ages ago)

[Anonymous No.]

My sand eating shark-wife...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura ate sand...

[Anonymous No.]

>turtle
WRITE THAT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>she used to eat sand
>I used to eat sand
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never eat sand with her

[Anonymous No.]

I love my autistic sharkwife.

[Anonymous No.]

aaaannd that's why she has no bottom teeth

[Anonymous No.]

imagine the state of her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

she was actually autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Guess Gura is actually a sand shark.

[Anonymous No.]

UOH

[Anonymous No.]

>i've put a lot worse things in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118817
Are you honestly surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

What has she put in her mouth/

[Anonymous No.]

SHE PUT WHAT IN HER MOUTH?

[Anonymous No.]

Are chumbuds retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

w-what worse things has she put in her mouth???

[Anonymous No.]

:(

[Anonymous No.]

yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

MY COCK GUYS SORRY

[Anonymous No.]

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's put a lot of worst things in her mouth. What could those be?

[Anonymous No.]

>I put a lot worse things in my mouth
gura drinks piss confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

My name is worse things

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT HAVE YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH GURA (BESIDES ME)???

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118910
me

[Anonymous No.]

>I've put a lot worse things in my mouth
>If only you knew...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118877
>was

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118893
>>19118898
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks my dick is worse than sand...

[Anonymous No.]

>McDonalds? Where?!
She sounded so excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118947
Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>refuses to elaborate
The rrats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119005

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118920
I would break the christmas ornaments and eat them

[Anonymous No.]

>I've put worse things in my mouth
For some reason I thought of the time I put a gun in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

She's learning too much about the cleaning industry secrets. Shut it down!

[Anonymous No.]

> chat: McDonald's
> gura: WHERE!?
never change sharky

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119041
anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118920
My brother did that once when he was a baby. Apparently they did a surgery on him the moment my parents realized

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119041
chumbie, the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

Spent all last night watching banned children's episodes. What could those be?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ i want to lay in bed and watch dumb videos with her so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119041
Gura wouldn't want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119041
Mine always tastes like oil, but I put it in every night all the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119082
>>19119102
>>19119137
It was like 11 years ago relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119175
How are you doing now, Chumbie? Everything good, now?

[Anonymous No.]

oh what, now that is interesting

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT
WRITE THAT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

she almost worked in childrens television holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119156
What brands of solvent & oil do you use?
>>19119207
Best shape of my life and doing pretty good actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119112
Her Youtube recommendations are probably a goldmine of insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura talking about her life?? Nani the fuck??

[Anonymous No.]

fuck, she got the part and the production collapsed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119105
gura just tweeted BILL COSBY INNOCENT

[Anonymous No.]

yeah she was a part of that cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

In another universe Gura is a children's show star

[Anonymous No.]

LORE

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao gura your autism can't be matched. As if you think it's ok the talk about NDAs right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>she almost worked in children's TV but the production fell out
Gura lore at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

Gura working in children's television. She's been talking about a lot of kid things this stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was going to be another teletubby

[Anonymous No.]

>funding
ohhhh right that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura almost had her life ruined by being a child actor
Dodged a fucking bullet

[Anonymous No.]

>NDA mention
Call the dramaniggers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119319
Hololive is basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119361
She didn't say it was necessarily when she was a child. Could've been a voice acting gig. It was probably a voice acting gig

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119266
Just clp, it's what we used back in the military so just kinda kept with it, has always worked.

[Anonymous No.]

dozo

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

from that to
>DO YOU GUYS WASH YOUR ARMPITS
never change

[Anonymous No.]

>guras unwashed legs
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Gura not washing her legs. Oooouuuuhhhhhh!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>stinky-legs gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wtf??????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who don't wash their armpits or legs

[Anonymous No.]

>who's gonna be by your legs

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wash my legs feet or back

[Anonymous No.]

>whos gonna be by your legs?
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119361
she didn't say she was a child, she had to sign stuff. she prob was going to be a voice actor or as an adult playing a child
>I don't wash my legs
fucking leg beard confirmed
>who is going to be by your arms
gura virgin leg beard

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's dirty legs

[Anonymous No.]

WIZARDQUEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119266
any CLP will do. FireClean is my go to

[Anonymous No.]

>who's gonna be by your legs
no bf and virgin confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't washed behind my ears in over 30 years and I ain't about to start now

[Anonymous No.]

stinky

[Anonymous No.]

Archivebud, how many instances of "yeah me"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119575
Do it you filthy faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Does shampooing behind your ears count

[Anonymous No.]

>crust behind your ears
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119455

[Anonymous No.]

I get ear crust, so I usually wash behind my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119592
% grep -Ei 'yeah.? me' Jvvc3nc_TPw.log
[Fri 25 Feb 2022 09:48:33 PM EST]
2022-02-25 20:21:14 | (Member (6 months)) Insufficiently Anonymous: Yeah, me.
2022-02-25 20:21:31 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: love was in the air because of yeah me
2022-02-25 20:23:29 | (Member (6 months)) Windswrath: Yeah me too!
2022-02-25 20:36:17 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me guys
2022-02-25 20:37:16 | (Member (1 year)) bob business: yeah me to send me a ps5
2022-02-25 20:38:16 | D'Avell: yeah me too
2022-02-25 21:40:04 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me
2022-02-25 21:47:10 | (Member (6 months)) ouch man: yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS CRUSTY

[Anonymous No.]

>Smoothly transitions from being near her legs to things we want to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

yummy

[Anonymous No.]

Gura I...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura gets crust behind her ears
>She eats it

[Anonymous No.]

Crusty ears and bellybuttons. Gura is going down some weird topics.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking shark.

[Anonymous No.]

sniffing gura's ear crust...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get ear crust but there's like a thick layer of dirt usually

[Anonymous No.]

>crust
What the hell does she mean?

[Anonymous No.]

soap flows down legs wash themselves

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S CHALLENGED YOU!
DO YOU ACCEPT???

[Anonymous No.]

This is actually disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

uooooh ear cheese

[Anonymous No.]

you guys wash between your butt cheeks right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119648
Not as many as I thought.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

mmm, ear cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>be me, covered in crust from head to toe
gura is attracted to me and I bet you fags are jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>gura cheese

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gross shark wife

[Anonymous No.]

She is just like me, a hobo. T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants you to grow some crusty cheese anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Conversations like these are exactly why Gura is just the best. Who else is going to talk about fucking ear crust cheese on stream

[Anonymous No.]

I love her more and more with every word she speaks

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's smegma fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19118354
Not to the extent of mars, or do you see niggas dropping dead of radon poisoning all over the planet ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119771
She's just planning to eat you bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119361
i'm afraid to talk about this because i know jannies don't watch streams and they could mistake this for being irl even though gura just talked about it on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fucking putrid...
I fucking love her bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
I take the faucet to my ass
That's enough, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119575
Same.
Shampoo on hair/beard and soap on armpits/crotch/asscrack are enough. Water will take care of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

You'll become crusty for Gura, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura or Chloe, which one is stinkier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
I just power shit all the dirt and grime out, like how a buffalo muckspreads

[Anonymous No.]

this seems relevant
https://de.catbox.moe/sf20bj.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>19108552
What is Cosby-san telling Gura to zippity-boppity do jello-pudding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
I already wipe myself after dumping the mud, no need to wash there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119816
Do you see that on Mars?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my fucking god this stream is just her zonked out brain attached straight to her mouth with zero filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
If you don't you are actually fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119844
same here

[Anonymous No.]

there were unironically people more excited for dying light or whatever the fuck it's called than for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119846
>become

[Anonymous No.]

>Thought Gura finally read my comment
>someone else wrote it too and she read their phrasing
pain..

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119816
The thing with mars is there is no magnetic field and shit to filter radiation from the sun. Most if not all Mars colonists will die of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine thoroughly washing her soft little legsies off the accumulated crust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
I do when I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119746
I didn't until I was 16 just because I didn't realized I was supposed to do it. I was giga autistic and genuinely didn't understand why I always smelt like ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119851
Gura likes to shower while Chloe doesn’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119854

[Anonymous No.]

I've got some cheese gura can eat.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Gura would like the taste of my smegma as much as I would like to lick the crust out of her bellybutton

[Anonymous No.]

My mom told me to take a bath but I want to watch Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna lick her sharkpits while cleaning her insides with my white fluid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119854
fuck off kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119851
i'm only a clipfag when it comes to chloe but that girl seems to have actual hygiene issues. gura just doesnt like to do her dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

This should have been a members stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119878
Do you see niggas on mars?

[Anonymous No.]

gura is the perfect woman and you can't have her

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119854
Someone needs to translate this part of the stream. Imagine how much art it would fuel from Japanese artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119854
Jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120002
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120002
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

I'm less of a human and more of a human/crab hybrid, if we're honest here

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate my oshi. Just...just shut the fuck up about this stuff, it's not a 15k+ viewers topic

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a human body...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19119993

[Anonymous No.]

she’s so fucking wholesome bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120032
Toki is on it!

[Anonymous No.]

But I'm a cyborg Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, how long until you think Gura unironically shares stories of times she pissed or shit herself with members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120002
my only solace is that neither can (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a companion you can talk to the same way gura talks to you

[Anonymous No.]

Good attitude, Gura. I do get what you mean. God, I love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, this settles it, if I ever get a 1 minute conversation with Gura I'm talking about tonsil stones.

[Anonymous No.]

gura poops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120084
IT IS YOU FUCKING BORING ASS NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120120
give her another hour at this pace

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120002
gura is just for entertainment. just find a real girl

[Anonymous No.]

God I love when Gura does that little moan
>Nyeah~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120084
NEVER

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to ruin stuff with your pressure washer in this game? Like accidentally lift paint off a car from spraying too hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120172
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120172
that is the worst part, gura is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120084
This kind of stuff is exactly why she has 15k+ viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120146

[Anonymous No.]

stinky aliens, ay lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn hold the ladder while she climbs up it in her skirt

[Anonymous No.]

gura wants us to talk about our bodies more

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura knows proper ladder safety
un-fucking-expected

[Anonymous No.]

Gura says (illegal) aliens don't shower and are nasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120276
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120276
based shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120146
In her underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

it no ocean because she shark vtuber haha get it *shits pants*

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna lick her all over and blast her insides with my fertile white cleaner

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120255

[Anonymous No.]

man I love her drunken streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120089
Figurative niggas, not literal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120341
go to jail pedo

[Anonymous No.]

You think Gura ever sniffed her dirty underwear before?
Has she masturbated to her own smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120255
>no panties as usual
>she starts pissing on you from above
wdyd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120192
i was wondering that, but it looked like it didn't disintegrate the flowers in the backyard when she hit them briefly.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in Gura's wet space

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120394
Open my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120394
Gulp gulp nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120394
Open my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120388
gura can only get off to the smell of other girls which is why she's always ordering second hand clothes

[Anonymous No.]

Scientists boggled after discovering Space is actually wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120276

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120388
She has pretty much confirmed she has a smell fetish. I wouldn't be surprised to say the least, though I wouldn't bet on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120388
>You think Gura ever sniffed her dirty underwear before?
she absolutely smells her bra and panties every time she takes them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120172
This. I'm honestly surprised there are people who unironically feel bad about not being able to be WITH Gura. Like you guys act as pathetic as I was over my irl crush, and that was over someone I knew.
Don't act like Rushians

[Anonymous No.]

didn't the groundhog die this year or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120388
Yes, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120389
You wish you could be this loli level of cute while getting old dontcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120389
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>they pull a large groundrrat outta the ground...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120394
Bottle piss, sell to thirsty chum buds. I got access to the shark herself, I get my piss from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120493
how new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120474
isn't that confirmed for true about the actual accress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120507
kys pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120493
I'm trying to fuck this bitch at work but goddamn if I wouldn't have made this much progress without Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120493
I WILL have a parasocial relationship with gura and you can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

Im so glad our cream is colored white. It looks so nice on girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120493
because she is better than any girl I've ever dated

[Anonymous No.]

>timeloop
uh oh here we go

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't Gura powerwash me with her piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120497
yeah, it was me and I'm dead now
t. gura's boyfriend (me) (groundhog)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120514
the last bastion of normalcy surrounded by degenerate denizens beyond saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120570
She accepted your LAN invite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120626
needs an edit with that
>look how hard I can piss
comic

[Anonymous No.]

dear god her father made her watch Home Improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>talked about NDAs
>talked about aliens
What is she trying to tell us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120724
EEUUUUUGHH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120570
Nah that's different brother. Being MOTIVATED to seek girls BY Gura and having unironic feels FOR Gura is different. You're fine, my nigga keep it up.
Did you get her Discord Number yet? Or are you still setting up the Lan Party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120724
based UUAAHHH????!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120749
She's an /x/phile

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120604
pilsbury dough boy chama...

[Anonymous No.]

>3d women

[Anonymous No.]

>gura making fun of taxpayers
librarian confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120663
This nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120172
but i can't find a real girl, they all suck, none are anything like gura, probly gonna end it someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120724
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120604
Bros... Would Gura like the taste of your cum? It's taste is effected by what you eat, y'know

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120724
>>19120755
I want Gura to listen to Mouth Moods so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120818
kek at the misspelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120818
>librarian
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
I just had pineapple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120774
Discord yes and we talk about Gura and other vtubers often, I've been in her apartment several times

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
Mine tastes like bleach no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120774
>>19120816
goober is once again, better than any 3dpd girls I've known as friends or dated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
I eat lots of mangos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
I drink mango juice a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120493
Im gonna make sure shes always aware that there is a huge percentage of her fans who want to breed her, even if theyre not honest about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
yeah, I exclusively eat hot dogs and coleslaw and drink chocolate milk so my spoog tastes amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120724
https://youtu.be/YQwYNca4iog

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is getting her buds laid
>makes me being the last chumbud easier
Sounds like a win for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120843
YO I would legit die if she listen to Annoyed Grunt and we got to see her brain literally melt live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Park worker getting called out by pro power washer Gawr Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120920
>14 minutes
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Smile~

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love it when she says hi to random people in the chat she's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120920
Tim Allen was the first based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120978
This should be her BGM

[Anonymous No.]

All you faggots just want to have Gura drink your cum. It's all about Gura doing something for you, but what about you doing something for Gura? I bet you faggots would not even change Gura's diaper for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121097
genuinely my second favorite part of gura streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120545
Probably but she did good acting in one of my favorite two films of all time so I forgive her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120484
she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

literally impossible if she's high, dumb or just having a really good time

[Anonymous No.]

Why can twitch streamers stream any game but Hololive needs to get permissions for every game?
Japan laws cucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120749
I mean, mafumafu is a ayylmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121224
The latter two

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120904
thanks I'm too pussy to say it to her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121232
fair use doesnt exist outside of the usa

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121232
Jap IP laws are wack

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120875
Oh that's good. Keep doing what you're doing king and don't drop your spaghetti.
>>19120896
Aim for the stars and land on the cloud, brother. You never know, Gura could be your neighbor and you wouldn't give her the time of day because of Shark Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121224
gura doesn't do drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
I think my cum tastes fine. She'd probably enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura jonesing for a dopamine hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121031
3:39 minutes, just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYHAAy9CwY

[Anonymous No.]

>Cries to her mom about femcel problems.
>Doesn't bother to wash her legs because no one is going to go near them anyways.
>Spends her nights binge watching banned cartoons.
You "Yeah me" fags sure are doing a good job saving her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121296
yeah, she just smokes my cock (me)
t. human/crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121330
nigga you what.
Don't tell me you CWC it

[Anonymous No.]

>spray tic-tac-toe set
>it doesn't SPEEN
immersion ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121367
y-yeah, me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19120836
I like the taste of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

this stream is getting kinda annoying people live in places where water isn't free and is a vital resource and this is just wastefulness

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121367
I have saved her wrong on purpose, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121232
JP copyright laws are stupid, and cover just likes to play things on the safe side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121423
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
cry more (and catch it in a jar)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121367
I would if I could. I wish we lived in a small country

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
oh nyo anon doesn't live by a nearly infinite water source

[Anonymous No.]

This game's sound design is a masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

There's the diaper bating

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
didn't i tell you to kill yourself calinigger ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121367
it's not socially acceptable for a shark girl to get dicked down and CLAWED by a first generation human/crab hybrid yet, she can't admit the truth to her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
You been watching Gura long? Did you expect different?

[Anonymous No.]

>spooky mansion
Fuck that reminded me of how bad I want to see her play Spooky Jumpscare Mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121367
I have to repay the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121294
oh gtfo with your hopeful bs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121423
Kung Pow watchalong when?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Suomii_art/status/1497380406777294852

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121478
Now if only Gura would soil herself in her diaper on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121555
what no NO WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
Humans are 50 to 60% percent water, just harvest each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
water is basically free in the USA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121555
I hate you, I'm inclined to watch this no matter the size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
oh nyo is it dwought season fow somebody? Gotta wation youw watew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121419
Didn't realize Tusken Raiders were shrimps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19121523
What the fuck man. She already pissed herself on stream once do you want to see her shit herself on stream as well?

[Anonymous No.]

With how amazing her voice sounds, being so cute, even her screams make me excited, I bet that even if she screams at me like an annoying noisy wife, it will make me want to breed her

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>>19121419
water is a renewable resource your mongoloid, if people cant administrate what they have is their fault