/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, get ready for real rrat

Hololive is very interested in the success of Nijisanji EN's male branch, so much so that they are also going to jump on the bandwagon. The only problem is, after auditioning, selecting talents, preparing debuts, and eventual announcements, Nijisanji would most likely have a pretty strong handle on the market. So what to do? In order to make sure that the market doesn't get snatched up too quickly, YAGOO needs to stir up the media to keep eyes off of Nijimales for the time being. That's where Rushia comes in. Mafumafu recently proposed to her, and they're set to get married in September. Rushia has asked to be released so she can start her life as a housewife etc, but YAGOO has other plans. In order to stifle Nijisanji's development, he's going to create the biggest news in Vtubing since Coco. All the details of Rushia's GTA stream were off; The stream could be paused and reversed unlike any of her other streams, She completely ignored messages telling her that her discord notifs were popping up, she seemed off. This was all a part of YAGOO's plan. Create an innocuous situation that will cause Rushia, one of the largest Vtubers to retire, complete with suicide threats and an eventual send off stream projected to break 500,000 live viewers. Rushia could retire peacefully while making over 250,000 dollars in one stream. She pops up in the media every so often to tear attention away from the Nijimales. All the while interviewing Western men to be in the new upcoming Holostars EN branch. The upcoming Hololivecon happening in March will announce the Holostar males in the infant stages of Nijisanji EN males wave two, to take as much of their viewerbase away from them, and into the arms of Hololive. A new ID wave will be announced too, complete with whiteoid models to attract as many SEA as possible. YAGOO thought of everything. He WILL get Nijisanji back for how they shunned him. He will rule this platform if it costs him everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>18801267
2 more weeks
trust the plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18801267
take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>18801267
ogey

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18801267
I'm from the future. This really happened.

Buy tp

[Anonymous No.]

YAGOO better hurry.
Luxiem part 2 is arriving this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18801267
I like that, thanks for writing.

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>>18801267
It'd be a decent rrat if it wasn't for the fact that it seriously endangers Mafumafu's career. And Mafumafu is much bigger than Rushia.

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>>18805301
rrat slain

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>>18805301
People tend to forget that mafumafu offers BFE too.

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>>18801267
TL;DR

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>>18805979
Rushia drama was planned to distract people from Nijimales to make way for HolostarsEN (and I guess HoloID 3 as well).

[Anonymous No.]

>>18805959
Yes but girls like higher body counts

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>>18801267
MEDDDDDSSSS

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>>18801267
This would be a good rrat if the majority of NijiEN male's success wasn't due to the fact that NijiJP males were taken care of and cultivated a rabid fanbase whilst Holostars were left to rot, and now Cover are trying to put a Bandaid over an axe wound.

Holostars EN can't take NijiEN's fanbase away, they can only try and seize the mostly untapped market of WESTERN women who are all broke and trying to turn everything into Tumblr. Good fucking luck.

[Anonymous No.]

> Ok, get ready for real rrat

> Hololive is very interested in the success of Nijisanji EN's male branch, so much so that they are also going to jump on the bandwagon. The only problem is, after auditioning, selecting talents, preparing debuts, and eventual announcements, Nijisanji would most likely have a pretty strong handle on the market. So what to do? In order to make sure that the market doesn't get snatched up too quickly, YAGOO needs to

Hire the most sexiest tier men godly sigma lords

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>>18810796
unironic chink and jap's Luxiem fans would defend them to death when SJWs accuse them being lolicon

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>>18801354
A MALE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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>>18801267
i got a better rrat, that starts kinda the same:

for the new holoStars generation they wanted people who were very successful already (learning from Guras massive growth and wantinbg to always replicate that in future), so they went to already established talents like Mafumafu.
To win those talents over, they were given some introspective into what to expect as a holo, so some of the girls were assigned to show the talents around, like in an internship.
Mafumafu, who talked to Rushia before on Discord said he will do an online-meeting to talk about the ropes of the job with Rushi after he finishes work, telling her, he will contact her when he finishes and heading home, so she can prepare the company meeting call.
Now Cover had the problem, that they could not talk about the still ongoing negotiations and it would result in a doxx before the next generation even started, so rushia and mafumafu came up with an not so though through explanation on the fly during the company meeting, saying "ah yeah, we are just videogame friends". And everything developed from there.

rate my rrat plz