I Saw Kiara at a Grocery Store Once.

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I saw Kiara at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “kirkiriki? kirkiriki? kirkiriki?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Kiara kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Kiara stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Kiara kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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You even did a photoshop, son I'm proud of (You)

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>>1877520
Nice crop shitlord

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>>1877520
2/10 wrong country, replace LA with Vienna.

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>>1877847
vienna isn't in australia dude

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>>1877520
She doesn't like Milky Ways, watch the streams.

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>>1878025
Yes and she isn't in Australia

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Yeah Vienna is in Los Angeles 4head

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>>1877520
Not enough pants shitting.

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>>1877520
>After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Kiara kept interrupting her by shitting her pants really loudly

Wow, Kiara.

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>>1877520
I used to watch kripp before getting into Vtubers too.

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>>1877520
Go back

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>>1878103
I saw Kiara at a grocery store in Vienna yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and tell her about my dead dog or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Ogey?” but she kept cutting me off and going “kikiriki? kikiriki? kikiriki?” and waving a drumstick in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her sharting as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Temptations cat treats in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first Kiara kept monologuing over her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the packets and started scanning it multiple times, Kiara stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any shadowbanning,” and then turned around and soifaced at me. I don’t even think that’s how that works. After she scanned each packet and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Kiara kept interrupting her by talking about all the shit in her pants really loudly.

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>>1878522
Much better, pants shitted/10

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>>1877520
This is my favourite copypasta.

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What made Kiara the villain of vtube?
Her abhorent personality or her unwatchable content?

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>>1878863
More like villain of /jp/ and /vt/ only.

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>>1877520
Gonna shit those pants real good.

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>>1877520
It's actually completely in character.

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>>1878522
This is already great. I'd like to add a Pekora reference somewhere but I don't want to take too much time for a shitpost

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>>1878863
>villain of vtube
That would be Shartemis the he-shark.

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>>1877520
>not even bothering editing the pasta to match atleast her real location

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>>1878863
>>1878908
She antis herself on 4chan for hype and publicity. I think she's the only one that visits here.

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>>1879704
She couldn't handle the constant criticism, but this is unironically the best way to recruit anons if you lack the actual merit for it. Spam your own hate threads enough and anon's natural hyper-contrarianism will force him to love you.

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>>1879312
Careful, the faggot janny will ban you

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>>1879704
Ogey

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>>1877520
American Kiara
>>1878522
The Kiara.

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>>1879704
She is such a selfenamored basic bitch there is no way in hell she could do this.