/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Amelia Watson appreciation thread
This thread's for Ame, an adorable, dorky, wonderful detective
Last thread: >>18643231

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Think of the first anime that you got really invested into, a favourite of yours. You're now watching it with Ame. Do you think she'd like it?
What's a cute mannerism of Ame's that you really love?

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>>18692823
>Steins;Gate
yeah, probably. She'd love the romance scene
>hic
>excuuuuuse mee

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>>18692823
I'm not sure if Ame would like One Piece. It has the best writing and story and world building of any anime ever but it's super slow.

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>>18692805
Has she ever played profesor layton?

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>>18692823
>Angel Beats
It has some comedy in it so I'm pretty sure she would like it
>When she's gaming and is in pinch and goes "no, no, no~" in a soft voice
Ahhhhhh ameeeeeee

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>>18692823
>Shakugan no Shana
mayyyyybe? I'm not so sure on this one actually. I think she'd like the bakaouple/school life moments tho
>ohhh my eyes are itchiiii~

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i miss ame

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Amelia legson
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaen/status/1495009346127740930?s=21

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>>18692823
Rurouni Kenshin
Assuming she doesn't care about the stuff outside of the show, she'd probably enjoy the romance Kenshin and Kaoru have. I think she'd really like it when they get to Kyoto since the backdrops in the early parts of that arc have a lot of greenery.

I just love when she says "Don't look!", definitely makes me want to bully her by looking even more.

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>>18692823
First anime I got invested into?
>K-On!
I think she'd like it. It's a comfy show to watch and imagining watching it with Ame seems like it would be a life changing experience.
As for my favourite mannerism, I just love the way she talks. Her inflection and the way she stretches out certain words...
God I love her so much.

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>>18693264
I wanna fuck that sandy leg

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>>18693264

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>>18693327
>preferring the legs of some random redditor over Ame's

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>>18693327
thats not Ame lol, just a random reddit video.

you got turned on by a little boy's leg.

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>>18692823
>Think of the first anime that you got really invested into, a favourite of yours. You're now watching it with Ame. Do you think she'd like it?
FMA 2003. She'd probably like parts of it at least, it has a bit of scifi to it and such.
>What's a cute mannerism of Ame's that you really love?
I love the way she speaks. It's so hard to choose just one part of that. I love listening to her say pretty much anything.

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Ame's legs could become my new religion.
If i was her husband i would worship it everyday.

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>>18693599
Not a second goes by where I don't think about Ame legs

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>>18692823
I don’t think she’d care for the Pokémon anime outside of a few of the movies. I don’t care for it either anymore, but you asked for the first anime I was invested in.
I like the weird sounds she makes when she stretches.

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Did 'that' ever happen?

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>>18694004
I dont know, did it doxxfag?

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>>18694004
no she still hasn't said "nigger" on stream

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>>18694004
It already did. I'm afraid you're too late, Ame already ground pounded the planet

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>>18693688
I don't about the pokemon anime except the ruby saphire/diamond pearl seasons. That was pokemon at it's prime.

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>>18692823
Idk, take your pick out of Pokemon, Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh when I was a wee little child. A bit later, by the time I actually knew what an anime was, I got into FMA 2003. I have low hopes for all of them.
Her laugh.

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>>18694004
Yes. Ame married me.

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>>18694004
yes.

we married.

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>>18694191
>>18694205
Now FIGHT

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>>18694082
>he doesn't know that hics are just censored bleeps that she edited in before starting the prerecorded stream

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>>18694254
Oh i will.

>>18694205
Bring it up buddy, i got teeth.

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>>18694254
why would i fight myself?

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Ummm I still think Ame is cute

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>>18694359
Oh yeah? What's so cute about her, anon?
Tell me~.

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Where's the bee?

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I've posted this a few times in these threads before so apologies if you've already seen/heard it but I wrote an album inspired by Ame. Below is the album attached as a video with the titles of each of the songs and below that is a zip file with all the separate mp3s.
https://files.catbox.moe/x2qbot.m4v
https://files.catbox.moe/ijn6je.zip
I would appreciate some feedback - favourite songs, least favourite, etc.
Thanks.

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>>18694359
Ame is not cute.
Ame is pumpkin.

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>>18694529
thats not a pumpkin, thats my wife

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>>18694529
Look at that adorable pumpkin (wife)

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>>18692823
Shit, the first anime I got invested?
That would be Yuru ∆ Camp, since any other anime I watched was like "yeah cool" but that one really makes me like the characters and I have an itch to go camping since I saw it ...
It's really chill and I think she already watched it! So yeah, she would like it...
>Mannerisms
"Awww-lookathim"
Or the dorky laugh!

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>>18694398
I think the excitement she expresses towards her hobbies is pretty kyut, for example.

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>>18694683
I agree. Hearing her talk about building terrariums for instance actually heals my soul.
I just love hearing how passionate this dork gets about her hobbies.

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>>18694398
i don't have to tell you when i can show you

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Cute dowgie... and fishie...

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>>18694826
kyut kitty cat~

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>starts stream 5 minutes late
>intro plays for another 5 minutes
>fades in, you see Ame moving around and apparently talking but you can't hear her
>30 seconds later "-nd ohh sorry yeah I was muted. Hello, test test, hiiiiii... hello everybody, welcome!"
>"I uhhhhhh... totally didn't just wake up 10 minutes before the stream hehe.. hold on.. let me just..."
>"yeah I ordered some uhh.. breakfast, it should arrive soon.. anywaaaaaay, how are you guys doing, hm? Anything you want to ask me before we start the stream?"

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>>18695166
How's Bubba?

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>>18695185
>"How's Bubba? Ohhh yeah Bubbaaaaaa..... *laughs* he was fighting a bit earlier so I BANISHED him to the shadow realm!"
>"How was my day?"...

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>>18695185
He got an amongus toy. So he's probably feeling excellent.

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>>18695243
I wanna see that toy...

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Is she harvesting the moss from the houses she’s touring while the realtor pretends that he/she’s not looking? Or is she actually just on another vacation?

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>>18695166
What's that I hear in the background?

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>>18695243
Good on Bubba, taking out impostors before they become too sus

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>>18695166
Nice soundpost, anon.

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>>18695685
But what if Bubba is the impostor and he's just playing with his victims?

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>>18695518
She's probably doing stuff when she's not looking at houses. I can't imagine house hunting taking up every single waking hour of her days.

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>>18695753
Then the dowg~ is a master mind and is actually playing 4D chess all along

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Ame would be a cool mom

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>>18695903
Yeah and I would be the stay at home dad that would cook and clean for her and the children.

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>>18695518
I can't recall if it was Gura or Kiara but someone talked in passing about her "going on a trip" this week, so maybe...

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>>18695903
>ame playin stupid shootan games with my kids
kyut!

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>>18694359
Do you have proof for this anon??

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>>18694518
My virtual sunshine is my fav, sounds so jazzy. Perfect for my mood right now.
Simulated smile is pretty good too. I like when the music is upbeat in contrast with the lyrics.

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>>18694518
Thx for posting again anon, I'll listen to these once I'm home

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>>18697527
Yeah, here

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>>18692823
>FMAB
She'd probably like it a lot, especially since there's multiple romance subplots throughout.
>What's a cute mannerism of Ame's that you really love?
>And theeeenn~
>Tell me!~
>DONT LOOOOOK!

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>>18695903
>Having Ame bear my children
>Grows and matures while raising a girly daughter and teaching our son to be a a self sufficient gamer
>I get to cook for my family every other night
>Spending time learning how to build terrariums and aquariums with my children with Ame as our teacher
>Having alone time with the wife at the end of the week to watch documentaries, play some games, watch videos and cuddle
I'm feeling something just typing about it bros....

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>>18697635
on mobile at the moment, if you could post the catbox link and provide another picture, I think you'll have sufficient evidence to support your case

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>>18697813
Ah fuck, man.
>>18697864
Here you go.
https://files.catbox.moe/as63ft.mp4

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>>18697635

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>>18694294
>Niggeeeer~
>Excuuuuse mee

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Its the 19th. Something happening tonight?

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>>18698373
hics are actually AI-controlled intelligent censorship for every time Ame says "nigger". As it turns out, Ame has tourette's

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Question, why does Amelia have like 50 watch along streams and everyone else like 5 tops?

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>>18698621
Everyone else does them as member's streams

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Thinking about this moment from Mario 64 again, lads
https://files.catbox.moe/tl90ws.mp4

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>>18698570
Yea,sex with me

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>>18698621
Ame is probably one of the few famous vtubers that don't mind tanking her views and CCV with public watchalongs and a fixed day for superchat readings.
The others restrict this type of content to members, except some JPs who use Twitch & Amazon Prime integration to do watchalongs.

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>>18698656
You sure you can take all of us?

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>>18698621
This reminds me I need a Chinatown (1974) watch along with Ame, but it will probably never happen. It's the best detective noire movie I've seen and I think she'd really like it too.

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>>18698373
I read this in her voice and got a laugh thinking about her cussing someone out using slurs before having a hiccup and queing again kek

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>>18698656
Tinymate is gonna have a hell of a night

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I wish we'd do more watchalongs of fun stuff like the Back to the Future trilogy, the Star Wars prequels or the Jurassic Park trilogy

That'd be a blast with her commentary

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How does literally every word or sound uttered by this girl end up being the cutest thing in the world

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Is anyone here a chink? Is this gonna have multiple pages of ame?
myacg.com tw/goods_detail.php?gid=2616676

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>>18699096
Nigger I ain't clicking that shit.

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>>18699182
It's safe, when I clicked nothing hap

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>>18698642
>>18698800
Even member streams seem a lot less than most of Amelia's streams, are the playlists just incomplete or do they actually get taken down for copyright? I mean they're commentary tracks

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>>18699286
She just does a lot of watchalongs compared to others. Hopefully we'll get back to them soon.
>The VVitch
>The Illusionist
>Hereditary
>Shrek 1
>Shrek 2
>Looper
>Joker
>Children of the SEA
>Pokemon 2000
>Spiderman (2002)
>Spiderman into the spiderverse
>The Incredibles
>Kung-Fu Panda
>John wick
>John wick 2
>John wick 3
>The Dark Knight
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Batman Trilogy
>Just Friends
>Die Hard
>Drive
>Clue
>Airplane
>Se7en
>Ghost in the Shell
>Bladerunner 2049
>Hunt for the Wilderpeople
>Rat Race
>Promare
>Wall-E
>Mirai
>Summerwars
>Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
>Iron Giant
>Porco Rosso
>Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>Catsoup
>Madoka
>Space Dandy
>Drag me to Hell
>12 monkeys
>Dredd
>Snowpiercer
>CODE 46

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>>18699513
I've watched more movies in a single year than I did in my entire life thanks to Ame.

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>>18699513
5 more to 50!

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>>18699513
code 46 is fucking based and no one can change my mind on this

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>>18699513
You forgot King of the Hill.

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>>18699639
I don't see how anyone could, I really think it's up there as one of her best watchalongs.

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>>18699544
Same, its because I hate watching movies alone

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>>18699658
Oh nyooooo

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>>18698929
I can imagine her reaction to the twist

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>>18699639
>>18699682
What are her best?
I already watched the Ryan Gosling ones of course

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>>18699908
I think the Spider Man watchalongs are also up there too.
Raimi's Spider Man was campy, cheesy, and pretty damn funny, while Into the Spider-Verse I think is one of her favourite movies and it's very well animated and a lot of fun too.

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>>18699908
Looper was kinda fun too

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>>18699908
>Pokemon 2000
>The Incredibles
>Clue
>Bladerunner 2049
>Rat Race
>Wall-E
>Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
>Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>Space Dandy
>Drag me to Hell
>12 monkeys
>Dredd
>Snowpiercer
>CODE 46
These are her best [[[watchalongs]]] in my opinion, in no particular order.
Not best movies mind you, a lot of shitty movies on that list but Ame made the watchalongs were memorable.

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>>18700106
I forgot Shrek 1 and 2 and Joker, those were special too

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>>18700154
Man I wish the Shrek watchalong was still up. I was on vacation during that time so I was gonna watch the vod when I came back home

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>>18699639
it was such a weird movie - the watchalong put me in a strange mixture of cringe from cheesiness of some of the scenes, early 2000s nostalgia, sleepiness because of time of the stream, and joy for spending time with Ame.
the night was like a fever dream - felt like one of those long-distance bus rides where everyone is asleep, but only Ame and you are awake watching the movie through the tiny screen in the ceiling.

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>>18699513
That's not all of them, you're missing Knives Out and maybe others I'm not remembering.

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>>18700375
kung fu hustle is another one I remember

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>>18700309
It felt like one of those shitty movies you'd see in the background of another movie, if that makes any sense.
Hearing Ame giggle the way she did and laugh at how stupid everything was in the movie though, man, that made it worth it. That was such a great watchalong.
>felt like one of those long-distance bus rides where everyone is asleep, but only Ame and you are awake watching the movie through the tiny screen in the ceiling.
That sounds really lovely, damn.

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>>18700430
Ah fuck, Kung Fu Hustle is another really good one. That's the birth of
>is that REAL?
too, isn't it?
Really funny movie, kinda felt like I was watching something out of Tom and Jerry or the Looney Tunes or something but with kung fu, some real great stuff.

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>>18700375
>>18700430
>>18699658
Thanks, updated list:
>The VVitch
>The Illusionist
>Hereditary
>Shrek 1
>Shrek 2
>Looper
>Joker
>Children of the SEA
>Pokemon 2000
>Spiderman (2002)
>Spiderman into the spiderverse
>The Incredibles
>Kung-Fu Panda
>John wick
>John wick 2
>John wick 3
>The Dark Knight
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Batman Trilogy
>Just Friends
>Die Hard
>Drive
>Clue
>Airplane
>Se7en
>Ghost in the Shell
>Bladerunner 2049
>Hunt for the Wilderpeople
>Rat Race
>Promare
>Wall-E
>Mirai
>Summerwars
>Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
>Iron Giant
>Porco Rosso
>Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>Catsoup
>Madoka
>Space Dandy
>Drag me to Hell
>12 monkeys
>Dredd
>Snowpiercer
>CODE 46
>Knives Out
>Kung-Fu Panda
>King of The Hill (1-4)

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>>18700375
>>18700430
>>18699658
Thanks, updated list:
>The VVitch
>The Illusionist
>Hereditary
>Shrek 1
>Shrek 2
>Looper
>Joker
>Children of the SEA
>Pokemon 2000
>Spiderman (2002)
>Spiderman into the spiderverse
>The Incredibles
>Kung-Fu Panda
>John wick
>John wick 2
>John wick 3
>The Dark Knight
>The Dark Knight Rises
>Batman Trilogy
>Just Friends
>Die Hard
>Drive
>Clue
>Airplane
>Se7en
>Ghost in the Shell
>Bladerunner 2049
>Hunt for the Wilderpeople
>Rat Race
>Promare
>Wall-E
>Mirai
>Summerwars
>Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
>Iron Giant
>Porco Rosso
>Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>Catsoup
>Madoka
>Space Dandy
>Drag me to Hell
>12 monkeys
>Dredd
>Snowpiercer
>CODE 46
>Knives Out
>Kung-Fu Hustle
>King of The Hill (1-4)

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>>18700582
>the Illusionist
I'm drawing a blank on this one. Was this watchalong any good?

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>>18700616
The movie was really boring but it had some cute moments from Ame
>"They are in love...!"
>"They're gonna do it... Don't look!!!"

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Anyone else loves Ame?

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>>18700582
Man she's had so many good watchalongs, I'm glad she doesn't shy away from them. Always nice to spend time hanging out with your oshi.

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>>18700841
Me, I do

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Thinking about Ame in one of these kinda swimsuits again

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>>18701130
Looks kinda uncomfortable to be honest.

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>>18700106
What about good movies and good ame?
I was thinking dredd and snowpiecer next, then code46 and drag me to hell

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>>18701215
Code46 and drag me to hell are terrible movies but the watchalongs were hilarious / cute.
As for good movies AND great watchalongs out of that list, you have:
>Clue
>Rat Race
>Wall-E
>Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
>Laputa: Castle in the Sky
>Dredd
>Joker
>Shrek 1 and 2
>Snowpiercer (I liked the movie, fight me)

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>>18701388
Snowpiercer is good
>A future where the lower class live in tiny cramped pod rooms and eat bugs? How ridiculous

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>>18701388
Snowpiercer was pretty cool, and at times kinda bonkers, but it was fun

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>>18701170
most clothes look pretty uncomfortable for such a big girl like her

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>>18701639
This is true!

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>>18701707
ame should really listen to her shark wifes advice and stop wearing pants and start just wearing big hoodies.

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>>18701639
>Ame's clothes are tight on her because of her curves
Could you imagine watching her struggle a bit while putting on her spats or panties or something, both barely able to contain her big butt, oh nyoo~

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i love amebee

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>>18701761

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>>18702103
this is Amebee, what you have there is Bee Ame

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>>18699908
Kung Fu Hustle is a must watch and Just Friends is one of my personal favorites.

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>>18702103
ame bee ame bee ame ame ame bee

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>>18703751

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>>18692911

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Is there a scan of seison't available?

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Has she mentioned a stream tonight?, or should I just go ahead and eat my sandwich

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>>18704427
Unfortunately, I don't think so. There's only one Ame image she didn't release on Twitter if that's all you were interested in.

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>>18704691
Still nothing. I really don't think we'll see her 'til Tuesday at least.

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>>18704696
Is there a pic of that?

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>>18704803

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What the detective doin

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>>18704841
Severely impacting the carb population

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Amebee should return. She's too good to be gone.

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>>18704841
She is on a case.

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>>18704839
Don't pixel phones kinda suck butt?

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>>18704839
I need it.
>>18704900
I wanna suck Ame's butt.

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>>18704868
>carb population
NO BREAD

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>>18704900
It works for what I normally use it for. I'll probably upgrade at some point this year.

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>>18704900
Samsung ftw

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>>18705034
I have an LGV60 and this phones fsntastic.
Shame LG killed their mobile division.

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>>18704839
Can you get a better picture of it showing the whole body and with better lighting?

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>>18700841
More than anything.

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>>18700841
Ame's the reason why I keep going.

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>>18705034
>Phone maker that spies on you is better than other phone maker that spies on you

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>>18705560
they all spy on you, so whats the alternative? some open source phone that can't do shit?

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>>18700841
Ame gives me strength.

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>>18705646
Buy a 100usd nokia phone and transfer your simcard to that phone. Then install gnu/linux in you computer

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>>18705775
AND HAVE RICHARD STALLMAN SPY ON ME?!

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>>18705646
>Can browse internet
>Can take calls
>Can check email
>Can keep track of date/time
>Can play vidya
What the fuck else would you need a phone for? What does android spyware have that FOSS alternatives don't?

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>>18705820
Stallman was canceled

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>>18705820
yeah, but he's too autistic to do anything with it

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>>18705820
Install OpenBSD or Plan9 instead. You can still watch ame on OpenBSD but on Plan9 you're gonna have to use a virtual machine or remote desktop

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>>18705560
>he doesnt know that all electronic products and software know everything about you already
>apple products have an "ask not to track" instead of a "do not track" option when an app wants your data

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>>18705966
>Using apple products
>Open hardware and FOSS is the same as proprietary spyware from big tech
Damn didn't know I'd find tech shills this far out.

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>>18706044
product can watch amelia watson from paladins therefore product is good

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>>18705843
>Can browse internet
And let all kinds of websites know my digital footprint?
>Can take calls
Using a phone carrier which has all my information and keeps all my calls on a log?
>Can check email
This has the same problems as the first and second point combined
>Can keep track of date/time
This just helps "them" to keep track of my location
>Can play vidya
How would i get the vidya? Buying them with my credit card? Why would i even go to a bank? Or maybe pirate it and fill my shit with spyware, even then i still need to use the internet to get said vidya which is bad enough.

The only answer is to not have a phone, or use the internet in general.

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I like this discussion. It feels like something Ame would talk about with us on a supa sunday or members zatsudan.

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>>18705114
I tried taking a picture myself, is this better?

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>>18706110
guess i'll just watch ame on my rabbit ears television until i die

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Hoard all the books and webpages that you need and disconnect yourself from the internet then live on the woods that's gonna be my plan in the future

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>>18706044
>he thinks his chips aren't backdoored

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You guys are freaking me out

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>>18706167
I love Nabi mama but those legs are kida fucked

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>>18706167
God.... fuck, Ame is so beautiful

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>>18706167
Looks better, thanks. And yeah nabi mama needs to do her hand and feet reps

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>>18706151
>chat says something about apps tracking data
>"*gasp* Is that real~?!"
>ame goes on a conspiracy theory mini tirade

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>>18706210
Just take the blackpill, ironically it makes things easier. Just ride along and realize nothing matters and we will all die unceremoniously one day.

This is how i enjoy Ame and i never go schizo either.

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>>18706289
She's too cute when she does that.
Do you think she believes in aliens?

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Ame...
UUOOOOOOOHHHHH
AAAMMMMEEEEE
AMMEEELLIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>18706345
I believe

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>>18706210
The more you understand about technology the more freaked out you should be, things are really fucking bad
>Facebook senior management's refuse to allow their kids to use their service
>Zuckerberg covers the webcam on his computers
When the higher ups are doing paranoid "schizo" shit that /g/ does you best pay attention

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>>18706325
weak mindset. Never let the glowies control you

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>>18706369
That is literally my brain every waking second

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I looked at my Google account data and its fucked up. It made a list of all the locations I've ever been to, my house, my sister's house, my old high school, even when I was in the Phoenix airport for like 30 min getting a connecting flight.
Also a list of dozens of voice recordings where I clearly didn't do it myself, snippets of random conversations I was having with people. Makes you wanna go Uncle Ted mode.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought popcorn today - thinking of doing a watchalong with Ame tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706394
i'm too deep man, let them have their way i don't give a shit anymore. I'm gonna kill myself when Ame graduates anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706151
You tune into Supa Sunday and bubb4bot starts playing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sJUDx7iEJw

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706583
Never download email and social media apps on you phone do it on your browser. Don't use sim cards so your telecom can't track you and use public wifi instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706586
What're you thinking of watching anon?

[Anonymous No.]

If your phone supports it install a custom rom and never install google apps. Install the apps you need from f-droid or github

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>>18706592
If you're already attention whoring saying that you'll do that, you don't have the balls to do it.
Just enjoy the moment and be positive about the good feelings she brings you. Use those feelings as motivation to better yourself.
Ame is one of the few vtubers that don't try to drain wallets from her fanbase, she genuinely enjoys being part of this and wants you to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18703751

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame means candy
>candy is sweet
Ame is sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706110
>Pretending there isn't ways around all of this with the proper FOSS software
>>18706194
They're not.
>>18706388
This is why you use FOSS and, if you can, open hardware.
>>18706394
These guys ARE glowies, Anon. Don't let the Ame veneer fool you, they are out for blood.
>>18706583
Close you fucking account and degoogle your life, Anon. They already got you bad in the past but you can make it so they can never track you again.

Who else wants to unplug and live on an off-grid homestead with Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

i never knew there were so many tech fearing gators
>>18706891
candy-chan daisuki!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706891
This is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706977
It's a bunch of grays too, since you need to make payments to be a gator so this >>18706917 FOSS faggot has outed himself as a gray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706891
>ame means rain
>rain is wet
ame is wet for me

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>>18707056
Bizarre, for I wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706891
I would eat this candy everyday.
I love her and respect but she also makes me so horny with how perfect she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707029
>he doesn't use a different identity to make online purchases

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706325
>>18706394
This is honestly where I'm at with technology and shit nowdays. Taking a single class of cyber security, programming, software engineering, anything like that in general swiftly removes the curtain off of all of the nasty questionable shit that goes on behind the screens of all of these mainstream market companies. And even after learning all of this stuff from front page articles, teachers and professionals, no one can really do anything about it without going completely awol and off the grid because of how much of a monopoly these companies have over their industries. I'm sure we'd all love to evade cell tracking governments, fool cheap ISPs and phone companies, and run over a glowie at 80 miles per hour but how many of us actually have the resources to do so? I've made some sort of peace in finding whatever loop holes I can at this point knowing my data is just another entry in the countless logging and censorship they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707091
>he thinks glowniggers can't find him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706917
>They're not.
Neofetch screenshot right now to prove you're not using a chip with Intel ME or AMD PSP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707091
Glowies ignore posts like this and only try to blackpill. Watch, he'll pretend obvious workarounds don't exist in his next post. So pathetic. Pic related is me glowies, dodging all of your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707087
Ame is for head pats, hugs, fugs, and ground pounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18706690
john wick 1-3
thought it might be a good warm up before cyberpunk 2077

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707155
>Inb4 t. Glownigger

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>>18706169
this but unironically
taken from my pixel

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707270
Based one at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
holy based beemate

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>>18707416
ahh my fellow analoguechama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
Based but you're totally gonna knock that thing over

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
IT'S GOING TO FUCKING FALL

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>>18707416
based fudge stripes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
>Using non-free javascript

[Anonymous No.]

I'd take all these "off the grid" fags more seriously if we weren't in a clearnet board about being fans of a girl who streams on the clearnet in one of the biggest websites in the world with half of her content behind a paywall.

I sense most of you are "aware" of the ways to get off the grid and avoid glowniggers but i REALLY doubt any of you seriously employ said tactics because if you did you wouldn't be here or able to watch a lot of Ame. I know true off the grid fucks and they're deep in the mountains cutting wood and shooting deer all day to be alive the next day, except maybe coming into town to fill up on gas once a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
i wasn't being ironic though

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>>18707416
Hey, I can see my post on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707199
I want to have passionate vanilla sex with Ame, just the way she likes it.
I would finish her off holding and kissing her hand while she cums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
>guns deals
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
based

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>>18707523
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707155
>>18707503

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707481
>>18707472
its been pretty sturdy on my desk for months now, but i havent drank in a while so i suppose I havent given it a realistic stability test

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>>18707523
>Passionate vanilla lovemaking sex
>Foreplay and teasing enough to make you cum buckets
>Both enjoying it
>Best cum in your life
>After sec cuddling with a flustered Ame
Fug man

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>>18707416
>Using winbloat
Install a better OS

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>>18707416
Yep, based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707523
>nipple cropped out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707684
im too lazy to really go through with it yet
changing to open source OS on my phone and having to adapt to using different shit took too much out of me, i need time to recover

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707802
Don't use opera either. Use dillo browser or lynx for browsing and use mpv to watch ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
>The one teamate that walks the talk
I'm thinkin' based

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707642
And the cuddling would probably make me hard again, that's the best part.
Fuck, i love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707860
>lynx
Don't fall for the /g/ memes, anon. Nothing wrong with Ungoogled Chromium or Firefox with some settings changed.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18707942
ive been meaning to jump to vivaldi but again, im lazy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707942
As long as you compile them yourself and use arkenfox for firefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707872
>cuddle with Ame
>you basically be her big spoon
>you hold her close to you, with her big butt pressing up against your crotch

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707872
>Ame lying across your chest in your arms
>Giggling asking if you want to go again
she probably wouldn't say that but fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707991
Why do you want to use a proprietary browser?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a smart teamate but instead of reducing the amount of data companies are getting from you, doesn't it make more sense to just overwhelm them with junk data? Based on my ads, google analytics seems to think I'm a decade older than I actually am and also of the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416
>Learn C++
I bet you've never finished that. Go read K&R instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708063
i like opera and was told that its like opera but not chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707860
>>18707991
>>18708010
All of this has me wondering if I'd ever be able to uproot myself my Google's clutches and wipe my digital footprints somewhat close to clean to start over. Unfortunately I'm a little young so by the time I started learning all of this stuff, society had digitized and it was already too late for me

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>>18708024
I think she would if she noticed you are still hard. She's always sweet and considerate after all.
She would make an effort for a round 2 just to make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708122
What makes opera better than open source browsers like chromium and firefox?

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>>18707416
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

With all of the conspiracy theories Ame had joked at or blatantly said, do you guys think she operates anywhere near this level when being on the internet or using anything digital off/on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708138
Opsec is a meme. Privacy doesn't exist. Anyone who wants your shit already has it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707991
I wouldn't recommend Vivaldi. You could look at Brave too, as long as you disable all the cryptoshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708209
i dont know, ive just been using it for years so im used to it
what browser does ame use, im assuming its chrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708272
>Brave
Stop using meme browsers and use netsurf or dillo or if you want a browser that can browse youtube use firefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708227
>do you guys think she operates anywhere near this level when being on the internet
she was using windows 11 for a few months, so definitely not

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708227
She fucking downloaded Win 11, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

If you're gonna play proprietary games play those that can enhance your brain like factorio, eu4, victoria, morrowind

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708345
>>18708380
Oh right. I forgot she actually did that and waited months to uninstall it kek, idiot
Guess she's all talk or keeps her schizo activities off stream
>>18708298
Probably chrome

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>>18708343
You're not supposed to listen to everything /g/ says, but yeah, just use Firefox. It's the fastest anyway.
>>18708345
>>18708380
I doubt Cover's proprietary Live2D thing runs on Linux. She can dualboot.

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>>18708440
the win11 arc was insane
>voluntarily download and jump to win11
>half her shit is broken
>causing loads of problems from day one
>dont change back to 10 until a solid 2-3 months later

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>>18708607
>Games that took months to run properly are broken all over again
>Ameway through everything, having to play other games, cancel streams, etc
Kek, silly lazy girl

[Anonymous No.]

I literally can't stop thinking about how amazing and soothing Ame's voice is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708849
I started to hear her voice randomly yesterday. She's too powerful.
I named my shinx Munki in my game as well this week.

[Anonymous No.]

I literally can't stop thinking about Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708981
I fought a trainer who used a Shinx and immediately my mend just went
>ohmahgawdlookitsamunki~
>munki munki munki~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18708981
This but with a Bidoof in BDSP
I will beat the game with it, and Cynthia will be forced to see the Bidoof every time she looks at the Hall of Fame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709062
>mend
I meant mind
I think I have Ame brain rot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709105
Based

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>>18709105
perfect IVs moody bidoof + protect let's gooooo
or... if you have more than 1 poke in the team, just have a bulky setter+baton pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709267
Teamate pokemon pro here with the strats.
I wish i could play pokemon like that but i play it very casually only with my favorite pokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709663
if they keep PLA system into the next iteration, things might get easier but idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>kitty cat~
https://files.catbox.moe/j3akzz.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709728
The PLA system doesn't work with multiplayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709797
>ame kitty cat
i prefer dowgson

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709884
I mean, removing IVs is a good progress already. Could cut down like 100h of breeding. They just need to cap EVs and we're done. The legacy IVs could be how pokes have different initial EVs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709797
>>18709951
Fuck off freaking furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710055
I want abilities back though.
Other than that i like the new battle system. Keeps things interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710145
>New IP
>Retard take/bait posting
Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709797
>See this post
Look up at my computer and see cats on the lock screen
What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710055
>>18710156
The turn order stuff only works versus the CPU though. When it's your turn the other player can't do jack shit but sit there and eat your attack, can't switch out, can't protect, can't use priority, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709797
https://files.catbox.moe/oslyio.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>18709797
>have mercy
the kyut spoiling was too much for his heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710145
refer to the chart, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Ame to start kissing me and then never stop kissing me

[Anonymous No.]

uhmmm yep

[Anonymous No.]

what's the buzz with the bee posting lately, i'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
Amebee cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
It's hip to fuck bees, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
I don't hive a clue

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
Just beecause

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
as an amebug fan, im a little insulted that some phony cosplayer is getting more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710816
shes beeutiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>18711027
Agreed.
Spooders are just as cute as bees

[Anonymous No.]

>>18710482
>oh shit nigger what are you doing
Gets me every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18711027
She's a pretty cute cosplayer though.

[Anonymous No.]

Earlier I dug up my copy of cyberpunk 2077 after hearing Ame wants to play it only to spend hours updating it so I could find out the recent update that fixes a bunch of stuff makes it unplayable on PS4
What a mess of a game, I hope it works for Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714159
Didn't they de-list and remove the game for PS4 and Xbox One and only made it available for their current gen counterparts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714337
That was a while ago, i thought they fixed it since thn

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714159
She may not even play cyberpunk considering Gura can't play GTA with the radio on. The "streamer mode" in cyberpunk still got streamers flagged and striked so they might just pull the plug on it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm excited for Ame's return. I've been fine waiting while she's been away, but it still seems like a long time (even though its only been days). I wonder what the "fun things" for when she gets back are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714159
Does it still have the Watson Whorehouse? I want to hear get angry at the game about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714886
It really feels like it's been forever. Maybe it's just that the streams she gave us were the good, or maybe I just miss her that much.
All I know is we should get the VR cooking game with Chefson when she gets back, so that should be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714920
doesn't that just mean she can play it off as she owns the whorehouse anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714886
T5 prerecorded stream of her wedding with me and the consummation after the reception. Pic related is a preview she's letting me post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18715061
Yeah, that's another way she could play off of it. It'll be interesting to see how she reacts to it, even if she just ignores it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18715147
Please post more Ame butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714920
>>18715061
>>18715159
One of the districts in the game is "Watson" and there's are advertisements for a TV show called "Watson Whore"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18715233
Ah, it was just Watson Whore, it's been a long while since I've touched CP2077.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18714875
They fixed that apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>18707416

[Anonymous No.]

>>18715147
Oh my lord...
I need some time to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18715545
Did they also fix the problem of the game save file getting too big to be played? They said "Just start a new file" as a fix last time I heard.

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>>18700440
>You and Ame on a long distance bus ride for a road trip.
>It's night time now, and almost the entire bus is alseep except for you two. It really is getting dark out there and it's snowing.
>Ame's sleep schedule is still fucked and she's super awake right now. Your sleep schedule isn't as bad, but Ame's been dragged you down for late night movie watching and apex recently so you still feel ok.
>Ame's seat is by the window and she's busy drawing on the fog on the window.
>She suddenly nudges you with her elbow, proudly showing you the heart and arrow she drew.
>You two cover the window with all sorts of doodles, from thicc bubba to Ame bee.
>"My fingers feel coooold nowww~ Warm them up for me pleeeeeaaase?"
>Half complaining, half commanding, Ame's hands finds their way into yours.
>Her hands are so tiny and soft. Her fingertips does feel slightly cold to the touch, but you know you'll fix that in no time.
>Gradually, Ame leans more and more onto you, evantually resting her head on your shoulders.
>Even thought the bus is loud, and wind is howling outside, you still feel that you could hear nothing else but Ame's breath and your heart beating faster.
>She's actually asleep now. Maybe this'll end up fixing her sleep schedule, you thought, albeit at the cost of yours.
>It was gonna be a long night, but with Ame by your side, it'll probably feel anything but that now.

[Anonymous No.]

I got ame in the 5th try... I failed
https://twitter.com/HaradaMiyuki_/status/1495042231895474177

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716268
Nice.
You killed me. I hope you are proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716268
That made me tear up a little, I love Ame so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716494
>opened the embed
>frame was already on ame
ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716268
>>18716551
>>18716555

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716569
>That's cheatiiiing~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18716494
Do you know the link for the ame image? theres a ton of art in his timeline its hard to find if he posted ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>18717259
nvm
https://twitter.com/HaradaMiyuki_/status/1441644892548059141

[Anonymous No.]

i like ame a little bit
maybe more than that
;D

[Anonymous No.]

>>18719446