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Confess.

>> No.18672020

Papa Jones

>> No.18672036

I hate Ina

>> No.18673163

>>18671989
Xylophone on her ribs with my dick. So much semen.

>> No.18673794
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Reminder that Fubuki and Marine will never mock islam or shinto like they do to Christianity

>> No.18674150
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I sometimes send old copypastas to indies that I like.
For example pic related is the Uoohhh tweet. Her replies is "chest?", and a doodle with "chest... it doesn't swing...".

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I have a VRChat account purely so I can tease people and do lewd poses in Hololive avatars with full body tracking. Even did a lap dance at a party once

>> No.18674853

>>18671989
i've become autistically obsessed with my oshi to the point where the things she does that i don't like bring me immense mental anguish

>> No.18674880

>>18674150
What's your objective?

>> No.18674898

There is a schizo in /hlg/ who's been posting by himself with no (you)s for 2 years now and while I would never reply to them they still piss me off

>> No.18674910
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I have a VRChat account purely so I can tease people and do lewd poses in Hololive avatars with full body tracking. Even did a lap dance at a party once

>> No.18674922

>>18671989
I think half of the Holos in all branches have straight relationships with males like Rushia.

I just don't care about it, but that also doesn't mean that if they do GFE, they can't be blamed for the backlash.

I still think of the superchatting bros as people.

>> No.18674928

>>18674910
I saw you get too horny you slut, don't think I didn't notice.

>> No.18674952

>>18674853
I feel you bro

>> No.18674959

>>18674898
There's a lot of schizos, you need to narrow it down

>> No.18675011

>>18671989
I reply to bait threads just to see what people come up with

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>>18674928
Never said I wasn't a horny fucker doing it~

>> No.18675832

>>18674880
Destruction. Everything should crumble.

>> No.18676084
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I don't think I'm cut out for this site, I'm too soft. This'll probably be my last post here.

The MGR threads were pretty good though ngl.

>> No.18676313

>>18676084
U need to be softer. Be water, friend

>> No.18676550

I'm the reason why we can't have nice things.
My indie oshi won't take marshmallows anymore because I keep hurting her feelings.

>> No.18678615

I was my oshi's first anti.

>> No.18680408

I don't watch streams, I just jack off to cute anime girls.

>> No.18681791

I want to stop watching vtubers but they're my only source for Japanese listening practice.
Without that practice then my Japanese might regress.

>> No.18687461

>>18671989
I got idea for Hololive brothel.
Buy several custom made anime sex dolls for each hololive member.
Rent them in a room for thirsty vtubers fun.
Profit

>> No.18689688
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>>18671989
Tamaki’s dick is bigger than mine

>> No.18690329

I think there's blood on my hand now, I am trash, this just confirms that.

>> No.18690670

>>18671989
I thought I saw people drove a woman to kill herself, and I didn't help. No salvation for me, right? For the love of God...

>> No.18690718

>>18671989
IF A WOMAN ISNT AT LEAST A D-CUP THEN SHE ISNT A WOMAN AT ALL!

>> No.18690759

>>18671989
due to past experiences I mald if I see a muslim

>> No.18691742

>>18689688
lmao

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>>18689688

>> No.18693764

>>18691742
Tamaki is just too powerful 7 inch

>> No.18694268

>>18689688
I want to suck Tamaki's dick

>> No.18694305

>>18671989
I've been a gay men all my life and vtubers are slowly making me like women

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People in my surroundings try to accommodate me because they know I am tired and sad.

>> No.18694796

>>18671989
I have doxxed Ina in other sites

>> No.18694942
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>>18693126

>> No.18695015
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I genuinely hope my oshi and every other vtuber finds someone to love some day, someone who isn't just a crazed fan in love with an idea

>> No.18696204

>>18695015
I hope they don't, that they suffer like I do.

>> No.18696271

>>18673794
That's because Christianity is a joke.

>> No.18696454

I don't like Ina

>> No.18698096
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>>18696454
Is it the lack of breasts or something else?

>> No.18699367

>>18673794
>Is a christian
>mocks christianity
seems accurate.

>> No.18700367

I hate tentacles

>> No.18700851

I'd rather stay home watching vtubers than spending time with family.
I don't hate them, they're not bad, and I don't have a parasocial relationship.
I just feel better avoiding interaction with them because it's exhausting to pretend I care about their idiotic points of view that they spew as facts, and their plastic personalities that they use as an excuse to get me to feel pity or compassion and spend more useless time with them that I know I indefectibly will regret.

>> No.18701133

>>18671989
I gosling for girls that aren't my oshi

>> No.18701225

I am legitimately having a buttload of fun posting in a thread related to a blue chuuba, it helps me stay motivated to draw more things with more passion, so much so that i can safely say i've gained some optimism in life.

>> No.18702178

>>18671989
Hail Satan! And watch her subathon!

>>18674922
Based.

>>18695015
Agreed.

>> No.18702260

I used to watch ina alot but that I stopped once the whole hating fans thing came out and haven't watched her since.

>> No.18702963

This board sucks. It's almost as bad as /gif/.

>> No.18703814

An ASMR vtuber asked the chat to stop saying things like they're about to come (いきそう)because it's detected by Youtube and I said where are they going anyway (大体どこ行くのか?)
It was over a week ago and I still facepalm myself when I think about it.

>> No.18706561

>>18703814
Were you trying to joke or something?

>> No.18707078

>>18706561
It is a joke, it's just terrible. Worst than the futon flying off.

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18708280

I thought about sending a chuuba a letter with suggestions about some things she talked about which remind me of issues that I had in the past.
Then I remembered that she's an adult and that she could be talking about anything even though it sounds similar.

>> No.18711007

>>18671989
I thought Sana would be my oshi but I haven't missed in the slightest

>> No.18712039

>>18673794
wait how do they mock christianity

>> No.18715259

>>18700851
You should get a job and move out.

>> No.18715524

>>18671989
I have a hug crush on my oshi and am using that as a carrot on a stick to motivate myself to move to Japan in the future. I always wanted to do it, but I let myself read too many vlogs and blogs from white people who barely speak Japanese that only had bad things to say about living there. Seeing that the Trash Taste guys and Mori are able to live over there also made me snap out of it.

>> No.18715758

i dont masturbate to the hololive girls because i respect them, but after rushia showed me that they arent as pure as i thought i think i wont be as thoughtful anymore

>> No.18715983
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>>18671989
I can't stop masturbating to that one atahuta pic of Ina where she has a giant black cock and balls resting on her head and she's begging to get fucked by it, you just know he didn't pull out and knocked her up afterwards

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I've never posted in a chuubas chat before but all day everyday I think about funny names I could use to make them say things like "Nick Gurr", asking how they feel about BLACKED and BBC in superchats, linking their threads in chat just for the reactions, etc. Somehow I've kept my sanity just enough not to sperg out. I'm not kidding when I say I think about doing this all day everyday I don't even think my would be shitposts are funny in my mind these discussions are all wiggly eyebrows and knowing smirks.

>"Hey [chuuba] I love your streams, they get my mind off of the lazy knee grow I'm suffering from."
>A grin spreads across my face.
>Chat is reading it in anticipation of their oshi saying those three magic words that will create the perfect clip.

>Scenario 1: Chuuba is too ESL to understand what they're walking into and says it.

>Scenario 2: Chuuba sighs knowing exactly what it is, thinks to themselves that they'll play along just this once, and give me exactly what I want.

>Everybody claps.
>/vt/ lauds my epic moment that will forever be stained on the floor of vtuber history.
>Even better if I'd been a member for a year and no one had seen my username before.
>"Who's that guy?! Did he wait a full year to share this BASED comedy with us??? What a humor!"

>> No.18717731

>>18717550
How did you turn out like this anon

>> No.18718381

I don’t watch streams anymore. I’m literally a threadwatcher and I shitpost about chuubas I barely even know about

>> No.18718459

>>18717731
I spend at least 14 hours a day on /vt/ and have wasted the entirety of my adult life on this website.

>> No.18718479

>>18698096
I'm jealous of her

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>>18718459
Damn man. Are you too disabled to work a job or something?

>> No.18719498

>>18715259
Yeah, that's the plan. Unfortunately I'm still stuck in uni with my last exam and shit, and due to rona I can't get a job that's worth it currently.

>> No.18719546

>>18719214
I used to have a full time job I could just barely pay my bills with then I took out huge student loans so I wouldn't have to work. I'm failing all but one class at the moment.

>> No.18719834

i think unicorn and gfe fags are cringe but i pretend to support them to keep the money flowing

>> No.18719850

>>18715983
That's hot.
I do the same with that waero animation with Amelia.
I like to imagine us cuddling after a succesful impregnation.

>> No.18722571

>>18719546
Do you have any friends or family that you can reach out to for support? Also, don't be afraid to exhaust any resources your university may have as far as counseling or academic probation might be concerned.

>> No.18723316

>>18722571
A family member had to cosign for the loan so I'm really fucked if they find out. I'd say my main issue is I feel nothing at all compelling me to do my classwork or study. I understand the consequences, but that isn't pushing me forward.

>> No.18723508

After Rushia's BS I stopped following all the Hololive girls, and I don't enjoy watching their clips/streams anymore because she made me realize that they could all be "lying".

>> No.18723661

>>18723316
Well, your continued inaction certainly isn't going to help your situation. You need to do something about this. Seriously, see if there's anything your university can do for you.
Prepare yourself for the reality of your family learning about your performance at school. There is no possible scenario here where that doesn't end up happening. The worst thing that can happen is that they get upset with you and lose trust in you. It won't feel good, but it won't be the end of your life. And honestly, they will take it much better if you are honest with them about what is going on sooner rather than later. This person is willing to help you, otherwise they wouldn't have cosigned on that loan with you in the first place.

>> No.18723727

>>18671989
I have BLACKED edit a lot of the Hololive girls in Koikatsu.
The ones that have the most are Ina, Noel and Marine. Please forgive me.
I even did stuff to Lamy.

>> No.18723806

>>18723727
I have no idea how you guys can get off to Koikatsu stuff. I've never used it myself and have only seen screenshots, but it does nothing for me

>> No.18723889

>>18723661
I don't know what to do really or what to ask for. I tell myself everyday that I'll start studying or take care of my work, but then I turn on my computer and I'm here until I wake up and do it all over again.

>> No.18724154

>>18723806
its a fun and messy fap in vr its the closest ill ever come to real sex

>> No.18724648

>>18723889
Surely your university has a website, right? Use it to see if there are any mental health resources available to you. Talk with financial aid and ask them what you can do to continue attending school.
>I tell myself everyday that I'll start studying or take care of my work, but then I turn on my computer and I'm here until I wake up and do it all over again.
No one can make you turn the computer off. You have to take a good look at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself what is really important to you in life right now. I mean this literally, too; look yourself in the eyes and say out loud to yourself what you want. Watch yourself talking to yourself. Listen to yourself.
Obviously, your schooling is very important to you or we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now. Quit posting, quit playing so many games, quit doing whatever it is that keeps you reliving the same day over and over again. I know you're capable of this. You know on some level that you're not doing this because you enjoy it, but because you are afraid of the consequences of your poor performance at school this semester. You do not need to feel ashamed for this. Loads of people go through this.
It won't be easy to get past all of this, but you have to start somewhere.

>> No.18725168

>>18723806
You can record animations in there and screenshots
please save me I keep doing it to Lamy

>> No.18726678

>>18725168
Anon, do you self insert as Lamy?

>> No.18726695

>>18726678
No but I think she is super sexy

>> No.18726841

>>18724154
>>18725168
I am praying to the god of pussy for the both of you right now.

>> No.18727014

>>18726841
I hath come here to answer thee mine child. However mine intervention doth not be of need.
They can fuck themselves.

>> No.18727117

>>18727014
I think they've been fucking themselves for too long already, they should start fucking other people.

>> No.18727306

>>18727117
May them fornicate each other's buttocks. So hath I proclaimed.

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I'm the anon who asked a girl out. She ended up ghosting me so I'm still a dateless virgin about to turn 26

>> No.18727603

>>18723727
based, don't be ashamed of what makes your pp big

>> No.18727668

>>18727014
>>18727306
My lord...! As you wish...

>> No.18727747

>>18727555
Don't give up, anon. Any woman that ghosts you wasn't worth your time to begin with.

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I think I'm going to go back to watching anime.
Ultimately vtubers are closer to 3D than 2D.
Abe nearly had me fooled.

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