/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw oshi likes macho men
>Start working out for her
>attract gay men instead

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>>18652152
she likes macho men, not (you), faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao
Never been to the gym before?
Gays everywhere

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>>18652152
>Tfw oshi likes nacho men
>Start making chips & dip for her
>attract fat men instead

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>>18652152
That's exactly how she intended it

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>>18652152
Many such stories.

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>>18652152
/fit/ claims another soul

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>>18652152
>>18652255
>>18652599
literally /fit/ propaganda
women love muscles

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>>18652599
kek

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>>18652152
Life just isn't fair.

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>>18652819
Women love money, they pretend to tolerate men with money.

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>>18652152
Anon, you do know that you dont have any obligation to return an affection given by people you dont care right?

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>>18652152
You don't just start working out and claim macho status you need at least 5 years in minimum.

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>>18652819
No, they fucking don't.

Stop perpetuating this fucking normie meme.

Some skinny twink e boy that never lifted a day in his life gets more pussy than everyone in the gym.

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>>18653789
who gives a fuck what women think you testosterone deficient failure

do i ask my stove and my dishwasher for opinions in life? no

i would unironically be 500 lbs of solid muscle if I could, imagine the lifts

[Anonymous No.]

Had a black male coworker say 'dam your back hurt carrying all that ASS!' I squat a lot

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>>18654105
i would have cold clocked his faggot ass right in the mouth

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>>18652819
Is this saying gay men like muscles more than women do?

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>>18654189
Nah he's on the path to be swole too. He asked me how to get big too.

[Anonymous No.]

Also I would like to point out that the kind of women who like muscles tend to be different in looks and personality than the kind of deficient women who like twinks.

I would go for Fubuki or Baelz any day of the week over Rushia, for example.

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>>18652152
No girl cares about your big muscles if you’re still ugly as sin.

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>>18653789
White women yeah, and some asian women that larp as white women.
But latino women and black women fall easy to gym bros.

White women generally aren't worth dating so being defined by their standards is retarded

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>>18654802
holy cope batman

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>>18654802
But the rest of asian women like kpop looking guys, ripped but also anorexic.

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>>18654645
Adam driver and pete davidson are ugly as sin and pull pretty easily.

Women have zero standards and can be gaslit into dating homeless midgets into necrophilia, understand that and you'll be able to pull.

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>>18652819
Some people seem to dislike super buff guys because it reminds them of school bullies. I don't get it. I just hear it.

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>>18654947
Again, women like money.

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>>18654990
Well, super violent guys are more likely to be huge than twinky.

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>>18654921
>ripped but also anorexic
Stop using words you don't understand the meaning of.

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>>18654921
Like i said, some Asian women, the women who travel to western countries are their throwaway women and will take anyone.
>>18654870
Why would you date a stacy? She always turns into either a cheater or karen. Lose lose.
Date Sheniya and Esmeralda, they will brag to her friends about your muscles

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>>18655120
Women like whatever you want them to

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Women can, keyword "can" be attracted to a man for several reasons one or them being strong enough to protect her. It's not necessarily a turn on for all of them but it's a possibility you'll attract women with muscle.

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>>18655263
What are you even going on about you silly bitch

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There are actually a lot of gays in the gym but most of them are bros.

One guy helped me with my weight, he was a bit touchy but it felt good for some reason

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>>18655316
Who are you talking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>he fell for the meme that being /fit/ gets you pussy
Women have historically liked thin, pretty men with boyish good looks. Lifting appeals to the male fantasy, not the female one.
Lifting to get your dick wet makes you both stupid and a faggot.

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>>18655316
I hate using the term but you can gaslit women into liking whatever, women are tabula rasa's
Evolution made it very easy for women to have no concrete likes or convictions, they follow whoever their father, boyfriend, husband, savior or conqueror tells them.

This is why women are the majority percentage cult members.

Women are social creatures who take all their cues from others, what they like, their fantasies, their fetishes, their dreams, can all be gaslit by other women, their friends, their family, or their lover.

I forgot I was on /vt/ for a second so it makes sense why you wouldn't understand what I'm saying, but yeah, this is a reality.
As a man, learn how to market yourself and you can change any woman to like anything you want.

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>>18652152
>become conventionally attractive
>surprised when people who are attracted to men are attracted to you
Damn Batman, how could we have seen this coming?

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>>18655692
*White women

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>>18655773
Just because you can do that, doesn't change the fact that there are biological reasons why women get horny too. And there are established forms of attractiveness, like say a deep voice or aussie accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>not using gay men to get with women
Come on.

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>>18655773
i doubt anyone would miss you if offed yourself faggot

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>>18655809
>become conventionally attractive
No, you dumb fuck. The ONLY people that have consistently treated muscular men as sex gods are fags.
Picrel were considered sex symbols for women in the 60s. Not to mention twinks like Jeff Goldblum in the 80s and Robert Redford in the 70s.
Women's taste in men is faddish. You fell for being groomed by thirsty queers.

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>>18652152
That's why you work out because working out is nice and fun, instead of for getting women. Dumbass.

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>>18656745
>Works out because it's fun
>Coach stars recording me for his insta posts
>Me in my head: he's recording me for his single sister/cousin/niece because I'm too sexy and she needs a boyfriend/husband
I can't escape my mentality

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>>18656374
I didn't fall for shit you retard. For a board of people that like to gossip like women you guys are pretty fucking terrible at actually reading women
>d-d-d-duh but women have liked twinks or nerdy girls
Big fucking whoop, women have types like everybody else. Just like how guys have a thing for skinny bitches, fat chicks, flat girls, waspy women, big assed babes, and big boobs; women also like a variety of guys. Gay guys and women both like twinks, muscles, bears, regular guys, fat guys, and dorks just as much as anything else.
You and everybody else that thinks 'muscles = gay' need to steer away from all of the bara porn for a second, stop looking at 'what the masses like' (especially when the attraction is focused on focused on singing / dancing / instrumental abilities), and start looking on a person by person basis.

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>>18654802
>But latino women and black women fall easy to gym bros.
You can't say white women aren't worth dating then say black or latina women are lmao. They're almost all overweight or obese and black women are disgusting.

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>>18657066
Okay, but there's a difference there. Now as a side effect of you wanting to work out for fun, you have a chance of getting someone. You'll be mentally healthier if you make the priority just having fun and being strong, then have getting girls as a nice bonus.

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>>18652599
Can confirm. I have pretty much only attracted gay men and a handful of coalburners.

[Anonymous No.]

>oshi only likes girls
>start becoming a girl
>attract gay men instead

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>>18654189
Autist can’t take a compliment

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>>18658150
i dont take compliments from FAGS

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>>18652152
I've been hit on by so many gay men. They are bold!

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>>18652819
Delts seem too low on the difficulty to build scale

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>>18658222
That's nothing. I had one hold my hand and try to make me touch his penis

[Anonymous No.]

You don't need to be fit to be macho. Just be loud, aggressive, and confident.

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>>18652599
the first good stonetoss cartoon i've seen

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>>18652819
They're more attracted to money.

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Women can't appreciate the beauty of the male form like other men can.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever fags, I’m still gonna get huge. I love working out.

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>>18652819
I'm too dumb to read this chart.

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>>18652819
There is no way in hell anyone cares about biceps and shoulders on women. Those are the opposite of attractive.

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>>18652819
>triceps are easy to build
I fucking wish.

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>>18652819
Women love muscles underneath a handsome face.

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>>18660140
based. we're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

Get to the gym anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Make your oshi proud. And horny.

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>>18652819
They are attracted to a power status no matter if it comes from having a good body, money or social status.

[Anonymous No.]

>a who's who of the best Holos like muscles
vs
>backstabbing sociopath like Rushia likes gay twinks
I will pump iron until the day I fucking die.

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>>18652152
>he fall for it
https://youtu.be/2aWTYnhhb78

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>>18658698
Hold my beer.
I was visiting my dad and his third wife (that's underselling her honestly; I love her) in Hollywood and they took me to one of their favorite bars, a gay bar. The server comes over to our table and can't take his eyes off of me. He pours everybody but me a glass of water, and when he got to me he looked me right in the eyes, says "Oops! ;)" and pours like four ounces of water on my left thigh. He then immediately wipes my thigh down to dry it off and hits me with "Oh my god, I'm sorry; I am so clumsy!" Whatever bitch! Bring me my 32oz margarita.

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>>18652152
many such cases

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>>18661677
>>18660140
Way ahead of you motherfucker.

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>>18652152
[Spoiler] Actual woman (female) [/spoiler] Most women prefer healthy average bodies (not fat, not beefy, not skinny). Have a good face and don't be short. The true secret is if you have a really sexy voice you can get away with anything.

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>>18662305
>spoiler fail
you will never be a woman and you will never learn how to spoiler

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>>18662368
Troons use 4chan constantly it's more likely that this is an actual woman

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>>18662439
No it isn't. Anytime you see someone here talking about what women want, it's a boy who doesn't have a clue. As a man, you yourself know that what men want is all over the place, from fat chicks to lolis. That's why we never see posts talking about exactly what men want. Same goes for women.

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>>18662305
>don't be short
This bitch just came in and massacred every manlet in the thread. Brutal.

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>>18652819
Holy shit trapsbros why do you torture yourselves so?

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>>18654470
>tfw too young for Fubuki

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>>18660140
>>18661556
>>18661677
>>18662223
based

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>>18652152
To be fair guys are supposed to make the first move

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>>18654248
men tend to have more of an appreciation for the male form than women do so yes. Some of them may not even be gay, guys just admire other guys' muscles or want to help them work out better and reach their goals.

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>>18664573
I once read an account from a 90 year old virgin. He said he waited for a woman to ask him out and none did.

[Anonymous No.]

There's like one guy I've seen on this board that is so AGGRESSIVELY pro twink. He posts whenever you bring up having muscles.

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>>18652819
Wrong. This is their preference order
1. Money
2. Power
3. Face
4. Hair
5. Muscles (otter mode)
Only other men like big macho muscles

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>>18667646
You forgot height. It's above money.

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>>18662305
Would you fuck a short guy with a really sexy voice?

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>>18662223
I've always wanted a version of this with Shion but don't have the ability to edit it.

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>>18652152
get them to watch your oshi, that way you know there's fans out there that won't try and compete with you to fuck her.

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>>18667862
Not really, look at Tom Holland

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>>18652599
This, gone are the days where women want Chads. Now it's all skinny twinks with that zoomer haircut

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>>18668222
Read his celebheights page
I was worried because he's so much shorter than me. I was like, 'Damn it! It's going to be weird because I'm super tall.
-- Zendaya

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>>18653789
>skinny twink e boy
They're almost always well conditioned for their body type. Wether it's from lifting or something else.
That's why they're called something positive like "twinks" and not "sticks".

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>>18666008
Yikes! That's sad

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>>18668319
That still doesn't put height above money, power or face
Being an ugly poor lanklet won't magically make you get laid easier than being rich

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>>18660532
This chart is the opinion of men and women on male muscles, not female ones. That is why the difficulty to build is consistent across both graphs, which it wouldn’t be for male vs female muscle groups.

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>>18668437
Give two guys the same amount of money, one is short one is tall, who fucks? It works for poors and rich too. Ya ok sometimes the short guy wins but he'd better be a sly fucker and not have much competition.

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Remember, balance is key.
Too much like an e-boy will make you look and feel like a faggot.
Too muscular, you will be prime faggot attractor.
A balance of both is the key to a girl's pants.
But also know what you are good at, if you can pull off a dandy look, or a typical bishonen, or a guy next door, go for it, there is a women for every type.

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>>18668557
>give two guys the same amount of money
>height is superior to money if you give them both the same amount of money!
What a fucking retarded take. No shit Sherlock, if both are rich, money stops being the deciding factor. How about someone rich, tall but ugly vs someone rich, short but with a good face?

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>>18668739
Where would you put height on the priorities list?

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>>18668800
Muscle tier

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>>18668800
Just flip around the genders.
What women traditionally bring to the marriage is childcare and housework.
Women’s weights are usually valued similarly to men’s heights.
Would you rather have a perfect caring housewife who’s fat, or a horrible homemaker with a great body?

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>>18668872
After taking your comments into account I'd list them something like this.
1. Money
2. Power
3. Height
4. Face
5. Hair
6. Muscles (otter mode)

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>>18668969
You can fix fat though.

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>>18668998
Height without the looks won't get you anywhere

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>>18668998
0. Dick size

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>>18669081
Height is definitely above hair at the very least.

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>>18669044
The point is the value of the attribute, not whether or not it’s mutable.everywhere.

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>>18668969
Caring housewife I guess. But only because I value affection much higher than weight.

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>>18652819
women love twinks, not bara

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>>18668969
The nice body one, since the homemaking tasks can be replaced by cleaning and cooking robots

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>>18652152

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>>18662164
You wi

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>>18658642
High reps low weight

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>>18652152
At least you attract somebody

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>>18652152
>menhera oshi
>oshi falls asleep to fans talking
>the fans are the oshi now
>afraid of starting a yab if she finds out about my boyfriend and I know management will fuck up
D-doushio...

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>>18668059
Any specific image you would want on the poster?

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>>18669125
No.

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>>18652152
all i want from lifting is scare off fat chicks who keep comming after me, im not about that architecture life.

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>>18657903
>implying you can attract anything but other trannies.

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>>18652152
So what's wrong?

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>>18652152
Take the penispill, op.

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>>18652152
Might as well fuck men, with the way things are. No homo.

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>>18668254
>tfw skinny zoomer with the fade haircut

real shame, since all I want is hags.

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>>18655473
Anon, I have some news for you

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>>18668578
surprisingly clued in and non scizo wisdom and understanding.

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>>18652819
>forearms this low
Wtf is wrong with gays? Giant forearms are peak kino.

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I had the same peoblem. Women love muscles BUT if you're ugly as fuck you're still fuck. Now, an ugly guy with muscles is better than an ugly guy who's fat, and you can find the way to look good, I use lomg hair and a nice bear and now I look average and some days even above. Girls are interested in my now but most of them are average and I think vtubers and anime fucked me because 3d is just not as good as 2d (unless it's a super hot 10/10 bitch but thats out of my reach)

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>>18670302
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Can confirm too. Working out did increase attention from both, but gay men showed up a loooooot more.

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>>18690884
>Giant forearms are peak kino

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>>18693247
Better than nothing I guess

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>>18663835
I don't think there's anyone too young for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Gay men are more likely to like muscles than normal women.
This is a fact.
This doesn't say that woman do not like muscles. They obviously do like them. It's just that by getting muscles you are increasing your attractiveness way more towards gay men than women.
You are still more attractive towards women when muscular tho. On average it's more popular(except maybe in japan) so follow your dreams and lift those weights anon.
I for one believe in you and i have been weightlifting for some months now. Not only do i feel better but i have been talked to on the street(by old ladies) much more frequently.

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>>18685764
I remember someone saying that MILFs love muscles. Can't confirm yet, but getting buff can definitely help your chances of getting that hag pussy
Also get a good haircut fag. Contrary to hentai logic, hags don't want to fuck kids

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>>18694482
You what woman actually love but many don'T talk about? A man that eats healthy and lots

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>>18654802
>But latino women
K-Pop is fucking crazy in teenage girls from Latin-America particularly mexico, so not really.

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>>18652258
mmmmm nachos

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>>18676884
This one.