Realistically speaking, which Holo would make the best gf?

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not JPs lying whores

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>>18618326
dunno, Rushia? but you have to ask mafumafu

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Mori because she actually needs a BF badly and would appreciate a strong presence, someone supportive to talk to, and a shoulder to lean on

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>>18618326
It's not even a competition, come on now

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>>18618352
Irystocrats keep winning, and it's not fair

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>>18618400
I was going to say Lui too. I'd also like to throw Mel in for contention.

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All hags except The likes of Rushia

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>>18618326
>Holo
Your sight is very limited. There is so much more beyond the horizon.

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>>18618326
desu i think Kanatan would be great. just to cute and overall chill yet puts in the effort to at least try to be enjoyable, which means she probably takes most things to heart, in a good way.
But, id also like to have a polygimous massivly sexual relationship with Korone and Okayu.

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>>18618481
Rushia's not a hag?

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>>18618326

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>>18618326
Elira Pendora.

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>>18618526
rushia's a whore

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>>18618561
I wouldn't want to be in the same township as Mumei. Bitch is creative and unhinged and that is the worst possible combination.

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>>18618812
Yes but you didn't say she's a whore. You said she's a hag. Not the same.

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>>18618400
You just want a mommy wife to pamper you all day.

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>>18618326
daily sex with La+

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>>18618326
I think Mel would pamper my dick, does that count?

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without a shred of doubt, it would be haachama

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>>18619579
Is that a problem?

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>>18619728
Truly based anon

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She gets jealous very quick which I like in a girl, and she's cute when she tries to speak english

Also
>IMAGINE THE SMELL

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Choco would make you delicious home made food every day, because she needs you to be healthy for her marathon sex drive.
I was going to say Aki but she is already someones wife.

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>>18618326
It's Sora and nothing comes even close, all of you know it from the bottom of your heart

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>>18618326
Probably the ones that dont have already a boyfriend

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>>18622231
eh for real, i would say Aki too

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>>18622231
>Make delicious home made food
>But she uses ingredients that expired 2 years ago

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>>18619851
>She gets jealous very quick which I like in a girl
Example?

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>>18622614
roboco without a doubt. She is so pon she will be dependent on you.

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>>18618326
Watame seems like the perfect woman, so her probably

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>>18618326
Sora is a bit too laid back, and Suisei doesn't go for 'girlfriend', it's a ring or fuck off.
Aki would be great, except married woman. Alas.
Subaru would be great, and Okayu as well. Same for Towa. Emphasis on girlfriend, not wife.
Choco is more wife than girlfriend material. Someone put a ring on her finger already, for fuck's sake.

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Out of all of Hololive, it's almost undoubtedly true that Suisei would give the best blowjobs. Sure, some of the other holos might be easier. Once you had her convinced to do it, though, Suisei would be by far the most competent at it.

Let's start with experience. We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are. We know that Suisei has a good looking body, because she's slim, fashion-aware, and a practiced dancer. Suisei is also pretty neurotypical for hololive, with references to going out shopping with friends as a regular activity. All of this points to a girl that would have gone down at least a few times in her life, but you have to remember that she literally worked at a pub while pursuing her dreams of being an idol. That's the sign of an outgoing girl that's at least been casually intimate as a matter of course. When it comes to sucking dick, she'd know what she's doing.

Then there's enthusiasm. Suisei is a perfectionist at everything she does. She's a tryhard at singing, she does her reps with dancing, and even when it comes to casual activities like gaming and quizzes, she always gives it her all. There's no reason to think she'd give any less when it comes to pleasing her partner. She would be shameless about slurping on cock, and even continue when it got uncomfortable for her, all just to ensure that she does a good job.

And finally, there's raw, natural talent. Suisei has amazing lung capacity and an agile tongue. Anyone that's heard her singing or even heard her cute little noises knows that she's an expert at making you happy with her mouth.

In short, if you want the absolute best blowjob that you can find from Hololive, pick Suisei. There is no other holo that will drain your balls half as well as Suisei. And that's one reason why Suisei is my oshi.

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>>18623254
>Choco is more wife than girlfriend material
How

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>>18618352
She can probably suck your soul through a blowjob.

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>>18618326
Noel

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Cooks, will drink beer with you, stronge dancer which means she’s in shape.

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>>18623805
She doesn't even know what that means

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Towa easily, lots of hugging after busy days and she falls into your arms...

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>>18623391
>We know that Suisei is straight. She's said on stream what her preferences with regards to men are.
Oh no no no no micometfags?????

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>>18618561
>>18618830
Remember how she said that during a test she sucked on a pretzel for twenty minutes and started drooling until the teacher got annoyed and yelled at her to swallow it. Imagine her doing that to something else.

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>>18618326
like irl? none of them.
would you want to be in mafumafu's shoes? everyday you hear your gf say i love you to a million simps. all she cares about is streaming and her fanbase and has no more emotional energy left for you.

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>>18618326
mio

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>>18619579
Yeah?

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Definitely these two cuties

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>>18618326
imo there is no substitute. She's the perfect mix of grown adult/SEX and cute retard. She also has the nicest speaking voice in all of hololive in my personal opinion.

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>>18625403
Shame about her model tho

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>>18625478
Her model is very cute anon. I love my weirdly shaped toasterwife.

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>>18618400
Obligatory "Aaa!"

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>>18618326
None, this is not a profession for functional society members.
I love my holos, but I wouldn't date any of them even if I got a chance.

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>>18618352
But she is ugly tho

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>>18626156
In her current form as El Goblina, then yes that is right.

BUT
If you do your room-mate and PL reps, then that is where she is more lovely

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>>18618379
step back cuckbeat, connor already won her

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>>18626965
Did reps and she's average tier.
But i guess average is fine though, can't expect all of them to be beautiful.

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>>18622841
>my very reliable-looking waif can't be this clumsy and cute

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>>18626965
>>18627430
How the fuck does one do reps
Wh at does that even means
And how do you sleuths find out who some random girl who never shows her face is so quick
Wtf
Is everyone hackerman now

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>>18618326
>>18618352
>>18618379
>>18618400
>>18618443
>>18618522
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>>18622231
>>18622907
>>18623230
>>18623391
>>18623850
>>18623894
>>18624038
Hope you enjoy the taste of another man's cum when you kiss her lips.

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I want Shion to ride on me while calling me Kusogaki(despite the fact what I'm 34y old) and laughing

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>>18628044
Yeah, mine

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>>18618400
Lui is fucking peak like holy shit I might be a fucking gachikoi I actually got insanely jealous over la+ getting to eat Luis cooking like what the mortal fuck I never got jealous when my oshi did anything with another member but literally getting jealous of a kousgaki??? is hag pussy addiction this strong or did Lui really flip a fucking switch for me Jesus Christ I need meds or some shit

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>>18622231
>spoiler
That man lucked out

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>>18618352
>mixed
>>18619728
>shitskin
>>18619851
You don't like jealously, you're just insecure and like the confirmation someone likes you. Also ew
>>18623391
She's the sort that'd hyperfocus on learning how to do the best blowjob ever then halfass it for most of the relationship

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>>18627998
If you think finding her by now is quick you need to lurk more.

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>>18618326
Rushia, my wife
I dont give a fuck about your rrats

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>>18627430
I see I see.
If she is kind and sweet, then I wouldn't mind having her as a girlfriend / wife.

Also, she seems to be open-minded about certain kinds of fetishes (especially with the way her PL teased her model).

If so, then I guess she would be fine any weird / awkward behaviors that I may have....

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Kusozako mesugaki wannabe whore who thinks that being whore is kakkoii she is a little bit retarded but this is my favorite thing and i'm unironically sad that she is gone.
There is female manga artist Shimimaru who draws edgy hentai about sluts and weird girls and such. While she is unattractive pettan nerd who plays with her friends in shitty tabletop games, she tried to roleplay as a whore some years ago and posted shit about being gangbanged, trying anal toys, and even claiming that her manga plots based on her real adventures. And whether this is al bs or true this is somewhat cute and my dick is super hard for this shit. Idk why, more like (whore)gf experience, who would fuck with (me) too.

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