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Post hags, discuss hags
Non-hag lovers and smokers not welcome here

>> No.18530700

I do like hags though.

>> No.18530787
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Wan~

>> No.18530861
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this old cake is getting moldy, someone needs to fertilize her...

>> No.18530896
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>>18530521
I love hags and cigarette tho... Where should I go now...?

>> No.18531053
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Hags!

>> No.18531058

>>18530861
>old
not enough

>> No.18531194

>>18531053
You can stay if you're less of a faggot this thread.

>> No.18531537
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>Eating Botan's smooth pussy

>> No.18531573
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>>18531537
>smooth
Dropped.

>> No.18531593

>>18531573
Not a single hair anon. Bikini wax

>> No.18531632

ああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> No.18531661

>>18531593
gross

>> No.18531682

>>18531593
NO NO NO NO YAMERO

>> No.18531941
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Sometimes i wonder how hard would hagtubers lose the will to live if they ever saw these threads

>> No.18532370

>>18531941
I think they might find it flattering, like a mother getting attention from her son's friends

>> No.18533408

>>18531053
Who was the artist? My twitter got banned

>> No.18533493
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hag pits

>> No.18533561
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>>18530521
>smokers not welcome here
Why do you hate towa?

>> No.18534026

Smokers LOVE

>> No.18535248

Old dusty Japanese tits in my mouth

>> No.18535320

I need some good EN hags please

>> No.18535395

>>18530896
>>/wvt/

>> No.18535490

>>18535320
Go away

>> No.18535532

>>18534026
Gross mouths and stinking clothes. I'll pass.

>> No.18535731

>>18534026
Reminds me of my abusive parents, love it

>> No.18536233

>>18535395
How's /trash/ these days? I haven't visit that board for awhile now (and by extension /wvt/)

>> No.18536257
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>>18535490
No, you. A conditional hag lover is hardly a hag lover at all.

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>>18535320
And she's playing Castlevania rn

>> No.18537075
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>when you say no sex tonight

>> No.18537170

>>18530521
How do I get a hag gf? Asking for a friend (who is not me) who likes hags (like me).

>> No.18537273
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>>18530521
You know what? Fuck ya'll
>lolifies your hag

>> No.18537348
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This hag is singing her heart out right now.

>> No.18537429

>>18537273
Our daughter is so cute, she looks just like her mom

>> No.18537431

>>18537170
>>18537170
>Asking using SWIM
I mean I know glowniggers are watching this hellsite but dating a hag is not a crime, anon

>> No.18537525

>>18537431
Nice try, but that's exactly what a glownigger would say.

>> No.18543280

I just want to know the taste of an older woman

>> No.18543469

Caretaker here. I just wanted to announce that our new Athem is Older Women by Ronnie McDowell. I'm still thinking about using Stacy's mom as a victory athem because I want something with that high energy. Im looking for clips of hags to make chant. So post the best clips of your hag oshi

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>>18531058
shes ripening by the day, thankfully.

>> No.18545053

>>18537273
she will grow back again
the passage of time is inexorable

>> No.18545394
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Mayolove!

>> No.18545697

>>18530896
Only tangentially related because it's an honorary not-hag and it's a music about lost love and smoking but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65N79ewqKc

>> No.18545742

>>18545697
Anon doesnt like NTR tho

>> No.18545861
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I just want to rest by a warm campfire and listen to Nina.

>> No.18545909

>>18530896
Japan

>> No.18545945
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tfw when i will never lose my virginity to a hag and have her tell me its okay that i ejaculated in 4 seconds and not laugh at me and make fun of me...

>> No.18545957
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>>18545861
Nina likes semen.

>> No.18546649

>>18545697
Why are you doing this to me....
>>18545909
If Kishida open the border now, I will fly to Japan asap. Those hags need my dick, after all

>> No.18546929

>>18546649
Anon there are hags everywhere that also need love, don't limit yourself.

>> No.18547016

>>18531537
>smooth
gross

>> No.18547029

>>18545945
>tfw I literaly ejaculated when I put my dick inside my friend
You would be surprise at how easy is to pretend it didnt happen and change the condom fast

>> No.18547229
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>>18547029
>tfw literally cannot finish with a condom on
Monkey's paw, by the way. Women go from utterly impressed by the half-hour mark to self conscious after that, and fucking seething at me in the end.

>> No.18547286

>>18547229
You dont trust in your ability to pull out before cumming?

>> No.18547858
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>>18547029
>>18547229
>tfw literally havent had sex
oh well.

>> No.18547880

Last night I had a dream about watching a hag having a collab zatsu when the topic of motherhood was randomly brought up. Hag just straight up admits she can't have children and when questioned she sort of dances around the question by saying she's "missing chunks" and not going further than that.
/vt/ goes nuts trying to doxx her to find out what happened only to find out she was run over by a car as a teenager damaging her internal organs. also she's missing a leg
Thing is, because dreamface shit, I can't really remember who she actually was, only that she was a hag. But the rest of the dream stuck with me.

>> No.18547975

>>18546929
The only hags in my place are karens, anon. I think they would be happy if I leave them alone

>> No.18548754

>>18547858
Sex can be meh sometimes. I lost my virginity with a femboy tranny and then fucked a fat friend. I still hadnt sex with someone I considered really atractive. Just keep living and look for hot singles in your area

>> No.18549027

>>18548754
Not them but wow, ok, so which one was better and would you change the sequence of who you were with or exclude one?
I wonder if fucking someone you actually find very attractive would make it better or would it cause performance anxiety?
That is just so interesting to me anon.

>> No.18549838

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCG_mF83e4g

Why is Nina saying "juices" so ero?

>> No.18549862

>>18549027
I maybe would lost my virginity to a woman first, and then fuck the femboy, It was a time where I consumed too much femboy hentai and women were too basic for me. I had an opportunity to fuck a lowkey sexy short brown girl but It didnt go to anywhere because of my depression and my studies.
About the perfomance thing I guess it depends of the person. I'm a very anxious guy and I feel nervous before meeting with the girl. But once we start making up my mind shut down and I go full animal mating mode just thinking about sex

>> No.18550158

>>18549862
Oh I see, I find it interesting you got into it from hentai but would also go to the femboy after fucking the real girl, I would think fucking the real thing would keep you from going after what seems like just a kink for you.
Guess it makes a ton of sense that you end up thinking with your dick when the moment arises so a lot of that stuff just goes out the window. I really only ask cause I'm a femboy but I'm a virgin so I just wanted to know if someone losing it to me would feel worse for not having done it with a real women first.

>> No.18550362

>>18550158
>I'm a femboy
BUENOS AIRES
Jokes asides. If they arent homos they will feel bad or guilty afterwards but that doesnt mean that they will ghost you. I fucked that fem twice eventhought I really prefeer vaginal sex over anal sex but well beggars cant be chooser. Are u cute tho?

>> No.18550814

>>18549838
I'm watching some of her shorts and fuck she's funny

>> No.18552442
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Birthday hag

>> No.18552980
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>> No.18553163
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18553163

Find a hag who looks at you like this

>> No.18553901
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>>18530861
>>18544017
I will do it.

>> No.18555423

>>18553163
remember to not stick your dick in crazy

>> No.18556479
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>> No.18557656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CwISXBS7VE
I want a disguised hag, a cake and a (probable) zoomer to make me food...

>> No.18559551
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>> No.18560040

God damn Aki is sex incarnate

>> No.18560316

>>18560040
Yes, with me

>> No.18560774

>>18560316
>>18560040
https://youtu.be/TsRo8VuubSk
I want her to dance atop of my dick

>> No.18561338
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This is SEX

>> No.18562440
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18562440

FILL EM UP
FILL EM UP
FILL EM UP

>> No.18562969
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18562969

>Israel

>> No.18563546

>>18562969
I hope Anikara won't graduate her and Nara.... I'm so scared

>> No.18565050

>page 11 in 42 minutes
This board is an actual fucking joke

>> No.18565097

>>18561338
strippercore dance, nice

>> No.18565306
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>>18552442
With a kino hagversary stream <3

>> No.18565704

>>18561338
I love my dancer hag

>> No.18567460
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Double the hags!

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>>18565050
what, some shitty EN did a thing again?

>> No.18570111
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18570111

Fuck Warosu, I'm switching to Wakarimasen. Anyway how you guys holding up?

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>> No.18570420
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>>18570232
Was certain I had that one, but apparently not. At this rate I'll have 300 in no time. Picrel, it's the highest number I can post on a blue board.

>> No.18570603

>>18570420
Are you really that much of a homosexual to switch from Botan to fucking Fauna?

>> No.18570817

>>18530521
But who's the haggiest hag?

>> No.18570874
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>>18570603
Don't ever question my commitment to haggotry ever again you fucking nigger.

>> No.18570976

>>18530861
Can't fertilize the infertile.

>> No.18571066

>>18570817
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTMgd9qnUD9qKBX5oTtD6ug

>> No.18571099

>>18570874
Lol, faggot

>> No.18571225

>>18571066
too much

>> No.18571560

>>18570976
This doesn't start happening until your 40s.
>>18571099
This thread isn't supposed to be about me, it's supposed to be about hags. Start talking about those instead.

>> No.18572714

No. I refuse to let this thread die.

>> No.18573187

>>18570047
Nah its just fandeads trying to start drama about literally every single vtuber so we ignore Rushia's

>> No.18573791
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18573791

Anyone have a drawing of a pregnant Mio or of any pregnant hag for that matter?

>> No.18574109
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>>18573791
Several.

>> No.18575340

>>18574109
The more the merrier!

>> No.18575758

Wait, they're simultaneously Atlantic City for the North Americans and London for Kiara?

>> No.18575797

>>18574109
Post it

>> No.18575884
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>>18575758
Wait, shit. Wrong thread.
>>18575797
Have an apology hag.

>> No.18576697

>>18573791
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6844808

>> No.18577065

>>18570111
Bad, no Korosan makes me sad

>> No.18577494
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>>18577065
Stay strong brother, for the hag doge.

>> No.18577531

>>18535320
Ina becomes a hag this year.

>> No.18578628
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>>18577494
Best dog

>> No.18578672

>>18577531
Eh really? I thought it should be a year or two more

>> No.18579132

>>18577531
nobody cares about ENs

>> No.18579304

>>18533408
gamarenji

>> No.18581657
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I-is pomu really a hag? I like her even more then

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>> No.18582256
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>> No.18582486
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>> No.18582654

>>18581657
I still haven't watched Pomu but there was a clip posted on here of her talking about her thighs that absolutely destroyed my brain and turned me into a feral animal

>> No.18582773

How do I cope with the fact that never in my life will I ever be a shota again

>> No.18583960

>>18582773
I tell myself that I might find someone that might accept to do shota play despite the cringe.
It's alright to lie sometimes.

>> No.18584239

>>18583960
I'm late 20's and over 6ft, the dream is dead and it ain't coming back

>> No.18584695

>>18530896
I wonder what brand Korone smokes, cigarettes or does she roll them?

>> No.18584962

>>18547229
I share your pain.
it got to a point where I used my thigh muscles to force ejaculation.

>> No.18585004

I don't smoke myself, but for some reason I find a woman smoking weirdly attractive.

>> No.18585336

What is the age cutoff for hag again?

>> No.18586482

>>18582773
>not wanting to be a Young Man with a Hag wife

>> No.18586685

>>18585336
death.

>> No.18588247

give me a 40+ chuuba

>> No.18590313

>>18588247
2old

>> No.18590763

>>18590313
No such thing.

>> No.18590980

>>18552442
>>18565306
That shit was impressive.
She is kind of legendary for being in shape, hags can keep it tight too but I'll take them either way.

>> No.18591087

>>18590980
With how she can work those hips, it's no surprise.

>> No.18591907
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>> No.18592370

>>18591907
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.18592451

>>18582654
I think I know which clip you mean. She was doing her sex voice.

>> No.18592469

>>18530521
>posting
>discussing
No seggs with hags ?

>> No.18593374

>>18592469
I cant post imaged

>> No.18593681
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lust

>> No.18594354

God, I wish hags were real.

>> No.18596012
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>> No.18596660

>>18592469
Is >>18561338 not sex enough for you?

>> No.18597007
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I want her to treat me like that lollipop

>> No.18597429

>>18591907
>Botan's hair was originally black but due to age now it's full of grey hair
MY DICK

>> No.18598753
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Going to sleep. Good night /hag/.

>> No.18600812

>>18562969
Man, I forgot to add this panther to my list of vtubers I would have sex with

>> No.18603328

>>18549838
Nina is just so mommy oh my god. I want to curl up next to a fire and rub her sore feet while she tells me stories in Russian and sips wine.
>>18550814
She really is funny. She knows her niche and is killing it so far.

>> No.18605559

you can't spell hag wihout ag

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>>18605559

>> No.18609555
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>> No.18611013
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>>18593681

Nina is the ideal mommy for nursing handjobs

>> No.18611802

Any good hag ASMR streams?

>> No.18611999

>>18591907
This is going in the 'extremely important' folder

>> No.18613391
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Why can't western hags be just as good as jap ones?

>> No.18614415
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>>18613391
>Why can't western hags ve hust good as Jap obes?
It's rarer but some of EN hags are as just good as JPs. Picrel is my counterargument and there's also good hags outside of both sphere too

>> No.18617010

You guys should marry younger women not women who hit menopause.

>> No.18617622
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>> No.18617764

>>18617010
Make me, faggot

>> No.18618141

>>18617010
call me when they stop being retarded sacks of shit you don't even want to be near with

>> No.18618657
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>18617010
Don't care. Post more hag

>> No.18618837

>>18613391
I really think that being a hag here is more shamed than in Japan. The normalfag think that a women is a waste if she didnt fell for the cock carrousel meme

>> No.18619382

>>18618837
>Nips don't fall for cock carousel meme
Anon, I...

>> No.18619755

>>18573791
https://files.catbox.moe/pcmj48.jpg

here you are fellow hag enjoyer

>> No.18619887

Hagtubers are for a cock carousel from their members

>> No.18620927

>>18619382
Yeah but atleast most nip men dont worship those whore openly like here. But yeah life is painfull everywhere

>> No.18620971

>>18619887
>sharing your hag
Low test. I'd kill everyone in this thread before I let you put a finger on my hag

>> No.18621115

>>18620971
>not wanting your hag to produce the maximum offspring instead of various subhumans who do that usually

>> No.18621501

I will be the master of the Hololive Hag Harem

>> No.18621613

>>18621501
Nah only boytoy position is left so get to it

>> No.18622207

>>18621115
>maximun offspring
I dont need your faggot help for that. I wouldnt stop cumming inside her

>> No.18622361

>>18537429
>I love the mom
>Daughter looks exactly like the mom
>Ergo I love the daughter

I-I'm confusing myself here

>> No.18622372

>>18622207
Nobody wants your shit seed get out

>> No.18622415

>>18622361
easy you're just a pedo get to jail

>> No.18623246

>>18622361
Parental love is different.

>> No.18623940

>>18622372
t.anglo who eats only sugar trash food

>> No.18626486
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>> No.18626819

I want to infiltrate in the hospital and fuck Botan
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96340015

>> No.18627038

>>18626819
i want stalker schizos to leave

>> No.18627281
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>plays AA in hospital
>plays shit games when streams
What is wrong with this hag?

>> No.18628321
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>>18626819
HAGS ARE FOR CONSENSUAL

>> No.18630674
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>> No.18631123
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>>18561338
>that butt shake at the end

>> No.18634080

>>18570817
Better question: who's the happiest hag?

>> No.18634284

>>18634080
the first one who gets a family

>> No.18634396

>>18634080
Probably Botan.

>> No.18634492

>>18634080
Mio or Reine I bet
>>18634284
>Gets a familly
You know some of them are a divorcee, right?

>> No.18634510

>>18634080
Really hard to since the only thing we see are the streams but based on those? Botan. She laughs everything off and she does it naturally. Also Botan oozes that kind of weird vibe where she is totally contempt with everything in the world

>> No.18634587

>>18634492
gets a REAL family you pedantic cunt you know what i'm talking about

>> No.18634658
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>>18634510
remember the ones who pretend to be happy are the least happy of all

>> No.18634779

>>18545394
wait koyori is a hag too? how old? if shes friends with fubuki that might explain it

>> No.18634806

>>18634658
That applies only if they are pretending

>> No.18634872

>>18634806
and how do you know she's not pretending on stream?

>> No.18634896

>>18634872
How do you know that she's pretending to have a good time on stream?

>> No.18634911

>>18634779
33 apparently

>> No.18635455

>>18634492
>le divorced mom rrat

>> No.18635549

i want the lion hag to sit on my face and suffocate me until i pass out

>> No.18635929

>>18634896
because that's what streamers do
because she's not retarded and know people come for laughing

>> No.18635966

>>18635929
Are you able to discern when she laughs for real and when she doesn't?

>> No.18635972

>>18547229
That much is true, women are very self consciouss about not being able to make a guy cum

>> No.18636030

>>18570047
>"Hey Anon! Nice to see you're still coming to the gym"
>"I bought a machine for myself but I can't set it up, could you come over and help me?"

wat do?

>> No.18636088

>>18636030
mating press

>> No.18636101
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Tell me fellow haglovers, where does your haglove come from?

>> No.18636159

>>18636101
Might be mental issues but I wouldnt know

>> No.18636350

>>18634911
Does Koyori need to be bred?

>> No.18636385

>>18635966
quite a big difference between "a funny thing happened", "having fun in collabs" and "a bad thing happened but i will laugh it off". Even laughing at jap shitty horrors being bad is different

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>>18636350
ALL hags need to be bred
no exceptions

>> No.18636740

>>18636101
Asking where the desire for hags come is like asking where the desire for water comes from.

It's a natural, basic human compulsion.

>> No.18637780
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>>18636101
Unironically, Hollywood. As a boy in the 90s I was "Wow, look at all these pretty women that are twenty to thirty years older than me in all these action movies I like."

>> No.18637989

>>18637780
Better than ending up as a troon.

>> No.18639951

>>18637989
If I were 5 years younger I might have.

>> No.18640063
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>>18530861
>someone needs to fertilize her...
I'll take one for the team...

>> No.18640650

Hi Anons. Besides posting your love for Hags everyday in this beautiful general. Are you doing something to get your own hag wife?

>> No.18640780

>>18636101
First time I felt love was from a step brother's girlfriend, who was in her 40's.
I have yet to meet a woman who could warm my heart like her.

>>18640650
>Excersising
>Getting my degree so I can have a nice job.

>> No.18641009

>>18640063
You don't need to anon, I'll do it.

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>> No.18641773

>>18640780
You're gonna make it my friend

>> No.18642173

>>18636101
the hags are my age

>> No.18643114

This Hag seducing young men
https://files.catbox.moe/v8gsaf.jpg

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>>18530896

>> No.18643686

>>18636101
I'm not exclusively a haglover but I like women of all ages from puberty to menopause, never saw any reason why an older woman couldn't be hotter than any other

>> No.18644385

>>18643686
>from puberty
Even 13year olds?

>> No.18645123

>>18644385
Yes

>> No.18645429
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>> No.18645633

>>18645123
Wait what is the legal age in Brazil again?

>> No.18645908

>>18645123
Based

>> No.18646073

>>18645633
Most of south america is aroung 14
Brazil too.

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>>18645123
>Yes I have both /hag/ and /uoh/ pinned, how could you tell?

>> No.18648820
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>>18636101
zoomers are too fucking retarded to like them and boomers have brain damage

>> No.18648981

>>18648820
Can science doge give me a penis that works?

>> No.18649505

>>18636101
The growing desire to protect, provide, spoil, sweet talk, and breed. Mature Asian women, in particular. Not just because of looks, but also because of the "Christmas cake" culture in Japan that makes me want to fly over there and date them all. Wanna make a hag feel like she's 16 again.

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older women for love

younger women for fug

>> No.18650965

>>18547858
just pay for it anon, it's great but it's not THAT great.

i've only done handjob happy endings for paid work though but the hags do a better job than the quite attractive ones.

>> No.18651074

>>18645123
Nice

>> No.18652782
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>> No.18653372

>>18650965
Oh hags love younger guys, specially if you say you're "just starting out"
They think you're cute anon, just go for it and let them take the lead.

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>> No.18657658

I wish this artist made a doujinshi focused entirely on Mio. Her pages are the hottest
https://nhentai.net/g/374005/

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TFW no Pomu-sensei

>> No.18660074
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>>18657658
Literally just came to this earlier this evening. It was on Hitomi.la though.

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>> No.18665492

>>18645429
toko is a hag? holy shit my dick can't handle this. she's even more SEEEEGS than i thought she was

>> No.18665590

>>18545957
Got anymore of these edits?

>> No.18667448

>>18650933
I need to start watching this hag.

>> No.18669588

>>18636101
Extreme distaste and displacement from the general population my age due to western civilization going to absolute shit in a lot of social/romantic aspects here. everyday I suffer after noticing that every vTuber/woman in general that I've expressed genuine attraction these for these past years was a fair bit older than me. I don't think I'll ever be the same again and that's probably for the best

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Mio has one of my favourite live chats because I know everyone that is watching Mio is thinking the same as us

>> No.18673859
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POV:

>> No.18673892

>>18672376
"Her singing is great!"?

>> No.18674824
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18674824

Dammit what's happening to this board?

>> No.18675183

>>18636101
Dated a couple of girls around my age/younger, have a distaste for their apparent mood swings and immatureness. Then I helped selling branded handbags to clients for my aunt, and found a lot of these graceful, beautiful women in their thirties and forties while meeting with them for delivery. Can't shake the bias off until now.

>> No.18675255

>>18636101
You fuckers, actually.

>> No.18675453

>>18675255
our brainwashing is successful then

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>> No.18679436
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>> No.18681013

I saw this hag get 3D and now seeing her mannerisms is doing stuff to me
https://youtu.be/2i8Kon26YTk

>> No.18681339

>>18636101
Im the exact same age as the hags. Or close at least. Actually I'm slightly older than most hags, only Botan is older than me.
When you're pushing 40, lusting after teenage idols gets kinda old.

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>>18648981
yes. all scientists and magicians are legally required to know a futa potion/spell

>> No.18684633

>>18683991
Having a micropenis doesn't make me a woman. That sounds like tranny propaganda.

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>> No.18685619

>>18555423
this is objectively the worst reminder. always stick your dick in crazy. it's likely to be the best fuck of your life.

what you absolutely must NOT do is give them your personal information or form any kind of long term plans. sever immediately.

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>>18530521
How have I not seen this before? Who is this giga chad? /hag/ lovers, the future is indeed bright because it is the future and there are more hags.

>> No.18689096

>>18636101
Lack of bitches

>> No.18689564

>>18530521
Hairy hag pussy… my God. Some days I’m just so grateful I was born a man, that I can enjoy such wonderful things.

>> No.18689931
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>>18530521
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18690043

>>18561338
holy FUCKING SEX

>> No.18690099

>>18561338
link? name? archive ?

>> No.18690215

>>18685732
ENGAGE!

>> No.18691035

>>18689564
I'm a man and cant enjoy it because I never experience it

>> No.18691078

>>18690099
Aki Rosenthai's last 3D Stream

>> No.18691208
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I have two whole bottles of red wine in me, and anons… god I want so many children. I want a hag with huge tits and ass, and a completely unshaven pussy, and hairy armpits… and I want to keep her pregnant with multiple children until the day she fucking dies. I want her to thank me every day for relieving her womb of the pain of being empty, and for saving her from the terrible fate of being an unmarried woman…

Hag sex… hag pregnancy…

god I’m so drunk and lonely. People say they want gf but they’re fucking zoomer idiots, I don’t want a girlfriend, I want marriage and a wife and children and to floss my teeth daily on my wife’s pubic hair while I drink my nectar straight from the tap…

>> No.18691567
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>>18691208
God I just imagined… imagine… having a whole fucking army of daughters, and they go all ‘thanks for the meal mommy and daddy’ after dinner, and then my wife looks at me and winks because she knows I’ll be having ‘dinner’ straight from her milk-packed pregnant breasts all night long while rubbing her preggo belly and rubbing her unbelievably hairy pussy…

god how am I not married yet, my old bat of a grandmother was actually right when she told me to get hitched early, now she’s dead and I’m 29 and she’ll never get to see me kiss my hag wife in front of the wedding altar, I’m sorry gran you were right goddamn it…

>> No.18691737
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>>18691567
A hag wife… seeing her midsection give way to soft chub… and then to a huge pregnant belly, packed with my children… why must I suffer alone when I want a wife to love forever…

>> No.18694735

>>18561338
Greatest dancer of Hololive.

>> No.18694966

>>18530521
when did botan do this 3d?

>> No.18695094
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18695094

You can't spell Hololive without HAG LOVE

>> No.18695211

>>18691208
>>18691567
>>18691737
Anon, you haglove is reaching critical levels!
This much haglove can kill you!

>> No.18696639

Why is the thread zooming? I want to fap to more hags.

>> No.18697989
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>>18695211
then let me burn in this sainted fire than stay alone and hagless for one second longer

perhaps heaven will have all the hairy hag pussy I want...

>> No.18700193
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>> No.18700646

>>18700193
Imagine how AZKi's hairy cunt must smell. The heady aroma. Like uncorking an aged Syrah blend and taking a deep sniff. My God.

>> No.18702477
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I've really been falling in love with Lui lately. She's just so lovely...

>> No.18703723
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Anyone know some actual 熟女/milf vtubers? 40+? Pic unrelated but she's a lovely mama in her own right

>> No.18703787

>>18694735
No, that’s Korone
Hags still got the moves
https://youtube.com/shorts/1-ebeLfQUcE

>> No.18704148
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>> No.18704206

>>18703723
There’s a certain dog, but you gotta wait a couple years

>> No.18704285

>>18702477
she really is, holox is a success in my eyes just for her

>> No.18704626

>>18691737
>ywn marry a hag
>ywn impregnate her on your wedding night
>ywn watch her belly grow from your shared love
>ywn see her curves fill out after she gives birth, her wedding dress not fitting anymore due to her widening hips, her tits sagging slightly from breastfeeding, and her pussy unkempt and hairy
>ywn find her disheveled morning look the most beautiful sight in the world

>> No.18704920

>>18697989
Mio’s the most seiso, but damn does she get so much art with the thickest hariest pubes
Not even Botan gets that privilege
Truly we live in a based society

>> No.18706065

Any recommended Lui streams?

>> No.18706457

>>18706065
I enjoyed this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLoslCA2AaA

>> No.18707354

>>18704206
But Korone isnt a mom

>> No.18707582

>>18707354
She is(mine)

>> No.18710043

>>18707354
She will become the mother of my children soon

>> No.18711539

>>18690099
https://youtu.be/TsRo8VuubSk?t=561
Ark queen, Aki Rosenthal's most recent 3D. I marked the part you should watch but it is at 9:21. She is apparently in insanely good shape and if she can dance like that you know that is true. Hag lovers who know, know that Aki is literally top tier.

>> No.18711745

Any of the holoID girls hags?

>> No.18712346

>>18711745
Iofi and Reine

>> No.18712355

>>18711745
Reine is either a hag or a really old cake.

>> No.18712485

>>18707354
But she is pushing 40

>> No.18713010
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>>18712346
>Iofi
God don't do that to me.

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>>18703787
You call that dancing?

>> No.18719347

>>18713010
That outfit works on her way better than it has any right to.

>> No.18722365
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>>18533493
hag tits

>> No.18723310
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>>18722365

>> No.18726754

>>18723310
Fuck yeah

>> No.18729354

>>18722365
Sex

>> No.18731098
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>>18722365
I don't know. Need more convincing.

>> No.18731401

>>18530861
ILL DO IT WITH BUTTSEX

>> No.18731556
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>>18547229
Same, but sometimes even rawdogging can't force a nut. Having to pretend you got off, just to avoid hurting feelings is the worst.

>> No.18732720

>>18626819
>>18627281
Wait I've been busy with classes so I haven't been keeping up with vtubers. Could anyone fill me in? What happened and is she okay?

>> No.18734761
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We're so close we can't just let this die now.

>> No.18736637
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18736637

Fuck I'll do my part too.

>> No.18738349

>>18700646
>Sniff her cunt after she performed on stage for hours
MY DICK

>> No.18739182

>>18577531
I think she turns 29

>> No.18739262

>>18685320
Reine's hitting 30?

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