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18496511 No.18496511 [Reply] [Original]

Could you beat 2 Rushias at once in a knife fight?

>> No.18497183
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I love noel more that's all it would take she would drop the knife cry and implode.

>> No.18497243

>>18496511
What are the odds they turn against each other?

>> No.18497273

What's the context of the fight? How mad is she? If she's absolutely furious then no it's over for me

>> No.18498328
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If I get to bring knives of my choice, I'd have a chance.

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>>18496511

>> No.18500676

>>18498328
German katana (kriegmesser) chad

>> No.18500769

What if she casts poison nova or bone prison?

>> No.18500778

>>18496511
Pink rushia is so much better, I'll never forgive her for going back to green

>> No.18501529

>>18500778
no, pink rushia is garbage
>>18496511
of course i can, if they dare attack me then green rushia will become my basement sex slave and pink rushia will end up as green rushia's fodder

>> No.18504214

>>18496511
Maybe

>> No.18505925

>>18496511
yes

>> No.18505981

>>18497243
Just bring out "The ring"
Now they'll have to settle it between themselves, to see who's "The one"

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>>18498328
>>18500676
kriegsmesserbros!!!

>> No.18506206

>>18505981
Winner gets fucked by mafumafu. (You) get to watch, if you pay.

>> No.18506255

>>18506178
>>18498328
>>18500676
Kiara, please leave. You know better than to browse /vt/.

>> No.18506298

>>18496511
The real question is who CAN'T ?

>> No.18507789

>>18506255
Austrian?
Kriegmesser is from northern Germany habsburg

>> No.18507805

>>18506178
>>18498328
Literally just a giant knife called war knife

>> No.18508868

>>18507805
Cry about it katanafag. Your glorious nippon blade is a two-handed sword that's heavier than a standard European longsword but shorter than even a one-handed arming sword. It's a garbage weapon crafted by primitive island savages before the civilised world got to them.
The kriegsmesser is a katana done right and the only reason they treated it as a knife was to get around the law because common people were no longer allowed to carry swords.

>> No.18509623

>>18508868
>It's a garbage weapon crafted by primitive island savages before the civilised world got to them
Objectively correct and unfathomably based

>> No.18509963

>>18496511
I would mating press both.

>> No.18511320

rushia...

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>>18496511
Bare handed? I would easily win over 2 small girls, but i would most likely die from all the stab wounds, but they leave with all bones in their bodies crushed.

>> No.18513481

>>18496511
Yes. I have my grandpappy's ka-bar, it has killed at least one jap already.

>> No.18513581

>>18496511
Depends, but there are a lot of feral gypsies around here with knifes and I still live. Probably. Is Rushia as quick and aggressive as male gypsies?

>> No.18515397

>>18498328
Now that's a knife I'd like to have on my wall.

>>18507789
Wohl gesprochen, mein Freund.

>> No.18515675

how do you even defend yourself against someone with a knife? is it even possible without military training?

>> No.18515939

>>18515675
She’s like, what, 5 feet tall or something? If we were talking about an adult male then you’d have a very good point

>> No.18516000

>>18515675
When they are half your size? Just use your legs. Sweep her legs out, kick her in the abdomen or the head. Whatever. After that you can easily overpower her.
If they are an adult man of your size then tactical retreat is the only reasonable action.

>> No.18519368

>>18515675
you play dirty

>> No.18524576

>>18496511
yes

>> No.18524969

>>18515675
She's like 5ft and asian, not even fit too, score a single heavy strike on her boobs, crotch or one of her eyes and she will tumble like a fucking house of cards, after that use the knife to stab her back.
If we are talking about 2 Rushias then try to pull the knife from the pink one because her outfit is even less combat fit and then stab the blue one, then do whatever the fuck you feel like doing with the now defenseless pink Rushia.
If you get stabbed then chimp out and try to atleast give them traumatic injuries that won't properly heal like ever, something like cracking some vertebrae, shattering their hips, breaking their tooths or mouths, twisting one of their limbs to the point it ceases to work or hitting them on the head so hard they will likely get unironical brain damage to a variable and even crippling degree, don't expect to come out alive in this case but atleast none of two will get to live out life like usual anymore, props if you manage to fuck up their voices too somehow.

>> No.18527031

>>18496511
Just give her ice cream and she will forget everything

>> No.18527291

>>18496511
Rushia rose is dual wielding and one of them is a hammer, that's a violation of knife fight rules. Their team got disqualified and I won the match.

>> No.18528772

>>18496511
Some Fujos will try to find the answer to that question.

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