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18493966 No.18493966 [Reply] [Original]

I don’t care what anyone says. Matsuli has the cutest roommate so that makes her my oshi. I watch chuubas because I want to date and fuck them and roommates can make or break a chuuba for me. Therefore, is there really anyone better than Festival?

>> No.18494122

Only going by looks i see.
That's how you end up with the worst girl

>> No.18494155

>>18494122
/thread

>> No.18494159

>>18493966
I guess in a sea of ugly asians, she could be the cutest in Hololive.

>> No.18494259

I like that she can tease guys for being otaku/incels/losers/etc without being mean spirited about it. She’s a sweet girl for sure.

>> No.18494367

>>18494122
the more menhera the better
i want a woman who looks like a goddess and doesn’t give a fuck about me

>> No.18494380

Her roommate is just average at best. Many other actual cute ones e.g. Rushia, Nene, Mel, etc.

>> No.18494435

>>18494159
you’d be surprised how many hot girls there are in vtubing

>> No.18494482

Stop shitposting and tune in to her space u fag

Matuli is a cute and fun chuuba but her roommate has shit content and has only been a negative influence on her activities as Matsuri so in short: fuck her roommate, don't watch her just because you think she's cute

>> No.18494499

Is no one ever going to talk about the fact that noel’s roommate literally did porn?? There are videos on the internet of her having a dude but on her tits and /vt/ chooses to ignore it bc jp = holy idol (except for rushia)

>> No.18494501

>>18494259
This sounded like a cope.

>> No.18494507

The reason "don't stick your dick in crazy" is a saying is because it's tempting. She's a fucking trainwreck that you know full well you shouldn't date.. but god what a ride it would be

>> No.18494540

OP's pic just reminds me that I wanna get a Honda S2000 at a reasonable price.

>> No.18494556

>>18494507
You get it anon. I could be the hand in the back of her stream one day

>> No.18494564

>>18494499
No we're not going to discuss the headcannon you just made up 5 minutes ago

>> No.18494605 [SPOILER] 

>>18494564
https://www.camwhores.video/videos/7172788/canan-asmr4/?asgtbndr=1

cope fool

>> No.18494609

>>18493966
Just scroll down her accounts, OP. She never deleted her fat phase videos. But she did delete the video where she first showed her chest outline, but without padding. Just a reminder to always keep her menhera or else she’ll let herself go

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>>18494380
I agree, but what gives Matuli roommate the edge is that she's architect approved. All she needs is a little encouragement or mind breaking to get there again.

>> No.18494688

>>18494605
Holy shit anon-chama you are retarded

>> No.18494700

>>18494367
At first I disagreed with you, but this is incontrovertibly based.

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>>18494605
cool story bro

>> No.18494745

>>18494688
gomen iz muzukashi pureese andastand

>> No.18494757

>>18494605
That's not her, retard. The Japanese would not even let her breathe if that was her. Do your reps.

>> No.18494878

>>18494605
We're you going for the BTFO any% WR?

>> No.18494900

>>18494688
>>18494701
>>18494757
Here's a working link.
https://spankbang.com/4pa0s/video/efc+paizuri+with+bra+pov

It's just people using her name to get clicks from retards who believe everything they see online. Literally type her name on any porn site and you'll get a bunch of bullshit.

>> No.18495177

>>18494556
trade offer: wild menhera sex in exchange for waking up with a knife against your throat because you smiled at a cashier

>> No.18495499

>>18493966
people who live kayfabe for their anime tulpa wife i can respect. go ahead and indulge the fantasy.

but OP mentality is the true beta cuckshit i find most pathetic. you will never ever ever be anything more than a name of screen they occasionally acknowledge for 5 seconds and ONLY when you send them money. thinking about them in IRL terms means you are a loser incel and angry failed groomer.

besides, if it were true and you were going by roommate, it wouldn't be Matsuri lol, you be talking about Peko, Kiara, or being a Rushiacuck.

>> No.18495575

>>18493966
Omaru Polka's roommate is a real looker

>> No.18495623

>>18495575
Omaru Polka is just twice the girl any other vtuber could hope to be.

>> No.18495627

>>18495575
It's like you've never seen a lesbian before

>> No.18495682

>>18495499
>kiara
How can a post start off so correct then veer into total retardation so quickly?

>> No.18495719

>>18495627
She's fat but she's not ugly anon, give her a little credit

>> No.18495873

>>18494499
>There are videos on the internet of her having a dude but on her tits
>>18494900
I don't watch Matsuli but from what I've seen in collabs she's a lesbian so case closed. It would be girl on girl porn.

>> No.18495894

>>18495719
She's not naturally ugly, just an average dyke that doesn't place value on feminine appearance, hence my first post

>> No.18495914

>>18493966
wait untilu see Miko's

>> No.18495931

>>18495873
bro, she's openly talked about being bi

>> No.18495938

>>18495682
Kiara's a cutie, she just has soul teeth
OP would also probably be talking about Towa, Mumei, Mel etc...come to think of it there's quite a few decent looking girls at Hololive. Even Korone and Mio are attractive if you're into older women.

>> No.18495980

>>18495938
They're not older to me

>> No.18495981

Will you /u/fags stop trying to force every chuuba to be a lesbian
Fuck off to tumblr where you can ship all the gay ass Steven Universe and Hazbin Hotel characters you want gtfo my board you fucking faggots and trannies

>> No.18496011

>>18495980
You can make them feel young again anon...

>> No.18496031

>>18495499
Also if it's about how hot the roommate is, why wouldn't you just watch regular streamer thots instead of vtubers?

>> No.18496039

>>18495981
Welcome to 4chan fellow redditor! Sorry comrade but you've made the common beginner's mistake of letting everyone know you don't watch streams! Happens to the best of us

>> No.18496083

>>18496011
No I mean I'm literally their age, they're absolute smokeshows compared to what I see in my dating app feed

>> No.18496140

>>18496039
Shut up you stupid newfag, take your shitty little copypastas over to r/copypasta so annoying aspergers victims like yourself can spam them everywhere like the autists with no individual thought you are
I hope you walk in on your mother's fucking disemboweled corpse you stupid faggot, I hope the psychotic asshole that kills her cuts off her head and it's never found so you have to bury her without a head and the memory sticks with you your entire life

>> No.18496183

>>18496083
I'm younger than them by 5-10 years and I think they're really cute
Korone has that cool older chick that never let go of that youthful spark thing going on, whereas Mio's fully embraced the sweet auntie thing. I no joke would take them over most other girls in Hololive.

>> No.18496253

>>18495981
It's not /u/fags. It's just facts. Holo is VERY lesboerotic and 90% of the girls want skinship with each other and are clearly pleased by ero situations involving other women. Rushia and Mori are probably one of the few straight Holos. Chances are most of the rest have girlfriends and if your oshi is cucking you it's a carpet munching kind of cuck. Your disgusting cock is gross to her. Deal with it. Imagine a lesbian chuuba just covered in disgusting manly smelling cum and crying GET IT OFF GET IT OFF. That's the TRUTH. She only wants sweet clean girls like herself. She wants citric tasting sweet pussy nectar not rank dick goo on her face and breasts. OK?

>> No.18496277

>>18493966
Op you are a coping idiot, towa is the hottest objectively and everyone else is slightly below her

>> No.18496316

>>18496140
din rid lol

>> No.18496376

>>18496277
I respect your devotion

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>>18496183
God I want to eat Mio's pussy so bad

>> No.18496557

>>18496183
Blessed and correct opinion.

>> No.18496673

>>18496183
>based hag lover
Don't waste your few short years anon. The time is now to bag hags. Don't wait until you're >>18496083 and just another guy she swipes left on, utilize your youth

>> No.18496725

>>18494122
fpbp

>> No.18496806

>>18493966
nah Miko's roommate is cuter than her

>> No.18497037
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18497037

Hagchads stay winning

>> No.18497126

She said she lost a lot of weight thanks to her three months of living off low-calorie pasta. I might actually try something like that.

>> No.18497165

>>18497037
The only thing good about this is her big tits

>> No.18497211

>>18495938
>Kiara's a cutie, she just has soul teeth
Her nose and lips are terrible too.

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