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A thread dedicated to the love of older women who ignite a flame in our hearts and dicks

>> No.18311788

Last thread deleted?

>> No.18313682

Finally. I would have make the thread but I cant post images. Well enjoy this

>> No.18314260

I trust my hag but it's been a little hard not to go schizo lately with the Rushia mess

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Try not to let it affect your enjoyment of vtubers.

>> No.18314769

how is Koyo's member only asmr?
will she do other asmr videos?

>> No.18314960

Who is your hag?

>> No.18315081
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Hag cunny midlife crisis

>> No.18315127

I pray for your hag to be one day be married.


>> No.18315428

I love Nanahira as much as I love Patra and Hanatan.

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>> No.18315724

Let's just say someone who's also had boyfriend rumors but I've done my reps extensively and they're very tenuous at best. I know these dumb feelings will pass soon so it's not something I'm worried about
Yeah to me of course. But seriously, if one day before her eggs are all gone she announces she's graduating to marry someone who is a good man and will take care of her I'm fine with that, I'd be heartbroken but happy for her. It's the prospect of her having loved another man more than us all this time when she always said how much she loves us more than anyone that would kill me. I believe in her and I know that's not true though

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Based and bushpilled

>> No.18319730
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Buried in the billionth green woman thread

Real shame.

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I want to marry Mary.

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I will spend the entire day making babies with miosha Miosha after asamion.

>> No.18327359

I will save her

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Not buried by that lolibaba bait threads? What happened?

>> No.18330185

Not deleted, I was there, it got archived early after so many Ruru threads

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I'm surprised that .LIVE has only one confirmed hag, two if you count Siro.

>> No.18338419

I wonder if there's any info for Natori out there, I couldn't find her in the usual place but she was my favorite Dotlive and I still watch her reincarnation sometimes, she gives me those vibes at times so I wouldn't be shocked

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shut up with the LARP, she never said she loved you she said she loved the egregore

>> No.18339987

I've seen some out there but it seems really fake. The only other one that might be a hag or close to it might be Suzu.

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Every minute I spend not cumming inside of Mio's hairy hag pussy is pure suffering.

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sweaty hag pits

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Ah I thought meidos are just become retarded again. Thanks anon here, have sine chocolate

>> No.18347941

God I love this
I wish they were grey though

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>> No.18355353

What are you getting your /hag/ for Valentine's?

>> No.18356228

Jist cum tribute I guess

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>> No.18361653

How is she this CUTE

>> No.18364754

hag genetically designed to please young men

>> No.18365333

Make sense since they need to balance out their dusty womb with virile, potent sperms of young men in order to conceive babies

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>> No.18368598

I don't get it, what is she rubbing?

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>> No.18376741

wait, are hags naked under their clothes?

>> No.18377757

specially fubuki

>> No.18377940

Imposible, they wouldn't

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>> No.18380853

This picture turns me on far too much for my own good.

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>> No.18383706

Fubuker thighs...

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>> No.18388611

Is she even a hag though

>> No.18388870

She's getting there based off the cartoons she watched as a kid. She's definitely one of the more mentally mature Holos.

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>> No.18391086

pontificate the aroma

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>> No.18394352

In a couple more years

>> No.18394484

reps onegai

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>> No.18395877

Yes, she's 1 or 2 years younger than Aki.

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>> No.18399330

what's with hag and zippers around her chest

>> No.18400435
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All Hags Are Beautiful!

alternatively, All Hags Are Breedable.

>> No.18402021

Easy access. Or in the case of the Lui pic above, a built in cleavage window for a rimjob/reverse paizuri combo

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>> No.18403029

Cute Lion

>> No.18403407

"I am dried up of my juices honey"
It's too late for Nina, you've missed your chance

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pretty bird <3

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>> No.18413755

Old Japanese women's tits in my mouth

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>Okayu gets to be groomed by this

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hows the vtl team looking?

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>koro gets to bury her face in THIS

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Call me scottish because I'm gonna fuck this sheep.

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Mommy polka

>> No.18427273

Her roomate has stated her age more than a few times now.
A couple more years it is.

>> No.18427338

I desire to impregnate a hag

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>> No.18432358

I miss this bitch and her perfect honkers

>> No.18432742

>expecting a woman to say her real age

>> No.18433496

2 hags 1 dick

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Would rather fuck this sheep (lion)

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>> No.18434864

It's on the usual site, anon

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but would you let her fuck you

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>> No.18438254

Thank you casino

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Korone is old enough to be Haachama's mom?

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Is Iothirty real?
I want it to be real

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>> No.18441747

Her avatar is sex incarnate
If only she doesn't screeching too much.....

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>> No.18444942

why alien so sex

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Hags committing war crimes?

>> No.18448221

Is it really a crime when those two do it?

>> No.18448348

Koyo is a hag? No
No way man

>> No.18448426

Look if the Lion wants to tear my ass to shreds I ain't gonna stop her Why the hell if everything on a cat made of claws and barbs and shit

Also >>18416883 HAG SEEEEEEEEEEX

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Watamates are actually child soldiers.

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My high energy hag is so sexy and cute! God I wish Patra would do more kisses with her ASMR stuff...

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According to nyfco Koyori is a hag, a year older than Lui actually

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old ass ladies

>> No.18449072 [DELETED] 

>korone is 2 years away from 40
>is way fitter than you and can crush you between her thighs
>may be the first middle aged woman to be a vtuber if botan’s age is confirmed to be younger
Can we have a seperate category for hags 40+?
Feel like once they hit 40 they’re on a whole nother level from the ones just hitting 30

>> No.18449365 [DELETED] 

>almost 40
>still have a bombastic body
>is grooming a younger (cat)girl

The dog is blessed and based

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>> No.18452502

Sometimes, this thread just feels like doxx baiting

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I understand where you're coming from, but I will not stop posting about how much I love my mommyhags and how much I want to eat their hairy pussy.

>> No.18452755

anons are certainly getting more careless about what they say

>> No.18452882
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This thread has always been a very thinly veiled dox thread that the jannies don't really pay attention to when we're not posting hag lewds

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>Under the radar when we're not posting hag lewds
That or if we aren't discussing about Sofa's real age

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>> No.18455588

Soba wearing her schoolgirl uniform to cope with her hagness...

>> No.18456513

You mean like DragonBallZ? They transform into the Legendary Super Hag

>> No.18456586

This is how all hags should look after I'm done with them

>> No.18456934

Post Watame Shogun

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>> No.18460532

Sex. With hags.

>> No.18462233

surely you don't mean that

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I do mean it, and don't call me Shirley.

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>> No.18467747

The heck happened here jannies?

>> No.18467966

My cock

>> No.18468008

>No visible ring
you're a disgrace

>> No.18468048

Hagloved a bit too close to the sun

>> No.18468315

It's just bizarrely inconsistent, my Koro lewd got deleted but I didn't get banned, and discussion of her age got yeeted while a screenshot of Lui and Koyori's past life names and exact dates of birth are still up. I'm not complaining because following the letter of the law this whole thread is a dox and should go, it's just weird as fuck.

>> No.18468932

Jannies are retards whats new

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>Jannies are simps whats new

>> No.18470025

Ultra Instinct Korone would be terrifyingly hot

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>japs refuse to fuck their top quality hags
>we have to deal with literal subhumans you don't even want to be in vicinity of
fuck this gay planet

>> No.18470461

>pure, tiny, tight navel

>> No.18470499

Give me sex with all the hags, please /vt/ I'll do anything

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I've missed the last few threads because I'm trying to convert nyafuu tabs to warosu. Gomen.

>> No.18472390

Looks like she smells REALLY bad (good)

>> No.18472468

Yeah, I'd spear the fuck out of these old whales.

>> No.18472743

>japs refuse to fuck hags
>most subbed vtuber is a loli
>comic LO sells out far more than Comic Milf
>culture where people see you as damaged goods past age 25
>milf is only really found alongside ntr or shota
Dammit japan

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Stinky hags are best hags, good god just give me a wife who's been cooking over a hot stove all day so I can take her to bed while she's nice and ripe before we take a bath together

>> No.18473285

Hags are collecting SEED...

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>sweaty botan suddenly picks you up princess carry style after her workout
>im taking you to bed to have sex and im not letting you say no

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why can't this fucker Abe solve the demographic crisis by introducing hag breeding program

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>> No.18473760

He already has
You get paid by the japanese government to raise the birthrate
More kids means more money
But the stupid work culture demands most women who gets pregnant are doomed to exit the workforce and you get pressured to quit
Plus there’s not many men who are forward (meat type) and more are meek (herbivore type)
Though lots of women like meek on the outside, sexually dominant in bed (cabbage roll type) or reverse (tough on the outside, shy when with gf)
Foreigners are seen as forward but too agressive for most japanese

>> No.18473831

hey anon im just saying you missed a great opportunity to insert bullshit and troll here

>> No.18474107

>ywn knock up a hag, tending to her pregnancy cravings
>ywn experience her libido go up, wanting to get filled up even more
>ywn milk her swollen tits in preperation for the baby, sneaking a sip at night from the fridge and suddenly wanting to suck it straight from the tap next time
>ywn see her curves fill out even more after giving birth, her wedding dress not fitting anymore due to her hips and ass getting too big, and buying bigger bras

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>the Hololive sports festival is in full swing outside
aight im into it i know where this is going

>> No.18474626

Here’s another good one with just Botan

>> No.18474928

Gotta admit, this made me want to gag more than anything. Guess I'm homosexual.

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>> No.18475384

ok that got a kek

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>You're now kneeling in front of the two hairiest, smelliest hag bushes in Hololive

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>> No.18475589

>/hag/ lasting longer than /uohh/
Truly better with age

>> No.18476420

Women shouldnt work.

>> No.18476728

t.American with a attentionspan of 2 minutes

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fuck it
>sex with the hags

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>> No.18480574

sister claire is insta nakadashi sex until dawn material

>> No.18481491

I'm fucking in

>> No.18481493

Part 2 when
Need more hag orgy

>> No.18481744

>inb4 you see Mio prowling in her local Hub for turbo weeb gaijins who are older/younger than her by a large margin

>> No.18482495

I mean if an older Japanese lady strippe down to her thong with a bush peeking out the top, I'd be able to do nothing but lick her down.

>> No.18482896

Damn it, I am to close to her age. Younger anons in the thread good luck to you.

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>> No.18486635

Should we do a pastebin with all the hag stories from wg and ringo?

>> No.18486897

Complete list of hag JAVs so far
Korone 3 (NCY-131, NCY-133, NCY-135)
Luna 1 (CPDE-051)
Coco 3 (ALBAT-005, SAD-112, SAD-111)
Fubuki 7 (COSH-095, ALBAT-005, SAD-111, SAD-113, AZM-014, AZM-113, AZM-012)
Rushia 3 (CPDE-050, NCY-137, NCY-136)
Botan 1 (no code, twitter video)
Flare 1 (CPDE-054)

>> No.18487275

they have 2 generals focused on loli actually
uoh (an sfw image dumping thread) and ccu (indieposting thread)
a lot of them are split and content with their own specific general instead of sharing it with others
(because of the anti-kana schizos, anti-shondo schizos and doxxposters)
and from what i can see, a lot of posts on this thread could've saved their own dying generals
like the botan general is on page 10 now

>> No.18487713

And they all suck! I swear the dudes dont know how to fuck and dont enjoy fucking

>> No.18487762

>Is that a Banana or you're just happy to see me

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fit hags!

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>> No.18491260

show us

>> No.18491396

Soda... Don't give up...

>> No.18491578

why won't they find husbands already? do they want to die alone and childless?

>> No.18491886 [DELETED] 

Some of them already become a divorcee with a kid or two tho

>> No.18491968

i can fix her

>> No.18492013

It's me
I'm all of their husbands

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>> No.18492376
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Japanese men of the status that these girls would accept to marry tend to be either completely traditional and would have them cease to work for the rest of their life and just raise kids and be the silent non-questioning wife with no sex except for kids or are too much of a herbivore to take them head-on.
>"They can't eat that much grass"
I'm not joking on the herbivore part, Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times or flat-out ignored because the guys feel like her personality is "too much", they instead want the shy submissive JP women instead, not the very active working partner with much sex appeal, motherfuckers completely ignoring the SSS+ tier package they just refused and which is arguably better than the girls who live and die with no accomplishments beyond raising kids.
Personally, I would cut their balls with a spoon for taking such low test braindead decision.

>> No.18492596

Those two nukes really did something to their balls.

>> No.18492617

>Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times or flat-out ignored because the guys feel like her personality is "too much", they instead want the shy submissive JP women instead
reasons to learn moonrunes

curse my small brain

think if it like this anon, if they didnt (you) wouldnt have a chance since they would already have been taken

>> No.18492814

Fuck nips men and their taste in woman

>> No.18493397

>feel like her personality is "too much"
What does that mean exactly? I could imagine if it's about a stay at home wife. People want children and someone to take care of them, and nannies/daycares are horrid. Two working adults tends to lead to a horrible household, so at some point one of the two have to settle down. Streaming would be fine because it's a stay at home thing though, so I can't fully understand Choco's situation.

>> No.18493448

tldr: most jap men are the polar opposite of takeshi

>> No.18493648

Who the fuck is Takeshi?

>> No.18493703

To be fair a women working on the entertaiment industry is a red flag

>> No.18493739

Come anon its not even a year old

>> No.18493769

What's worse is that if she was rejected then it means she overcame the natural nip autism to ask someone out, prepared herself to look as appealing as possible, probably arranged a date or a meetup and spilled the beans herself but whoever those people are were like "No, too female for me, see yah" and broke the poor heart of the sexy succubus who wanted to settle down, you have to be shitting me, whoever left her behind might as well become gay at that point.

>What does that mean exactly?
Nips find "unfeminine" or "not proper of a woman" and some might even think of it as a red flag of sorts when the women are capable of doing fine by themselves when there are no men in the picture to provide, this includes decision making and thus opposing the decisions of their husbands sometimes, of course opposing the "man of the house" (kek) is seen as a mortal taboo so they avoid women who can argue against them in any slight way because it hurts their own ego. You can see where the retardation starts when nips expect all their modern-day women to be "Yamato Nadeshiko's" (traditional wifes) and also expecting them all to be the obedient prude type (without sex too unless the nip dude asks for it and simple sex).

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buddy boy I am here for hags, expect me to know only enough to appreciate hags. I exist for hag lust and anything else must be explained to me as if I am a child.

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aight ill spoonfeed you
wear headphones and turn down the volume

>> No.18494069

kek, this one is better

>> No.18494272

Ah, I see. I can half understand it because obviously there does need to be a leader in a relationship, and having a wife who butts heads with you all the time and is generally overly contentious would suck absolute shit, but it seems they take that to an extreme. Plus, providing for yourself and functioning in society is just a basic thing I expect of people, so I tend to look down on those who don't work, can't cook, etc. Having a wife that doesn't do those things from the beginning would be a major red flag to me.
I'd known the anons who posted things like this in text, but never bothered to ask or wonder why. I appreciate it.

>> No.18494420

Nice anon, keep lurking, we have hags for ages, ignore most of the lingo if you want to although I recommend the memes just for stress relief that isn't masturbating.

>> No.18495254

>What does that mean exactly?
After so many shit dates she started to be upfront on what she is looking for/wants and what she's willing to compromise on. These are some of her demands, which aren't even that extreme
>Have a stable full-time job
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>Stands up for her
>No smokers
>No extreme debt
>No gambling addicts
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
>Wants to buy a house
>Has a car

>> No.18495582

>stable full time job
Well boys, I got eliminated fast. I guess a full time job of being her meat dildo doesn't count. Good luck to the rest.

>> No.18495635

>I will qualify for all of these in less than a year
See you later virgins.

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>>Have a stable full-time job
i guess i'm out
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>>Stands up for her
>>No smokers
>>No extreme debt
student. game was rigged from the start
>>No gambling addicts
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
>>Wants to buy a house
>>Has a car
better luck next time

i guess it just wasn't in the cards, choco

>> No.18496108

>Have a stable full-time job
Neetbucks are stable, right?
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
I will literally tongue punch her fart box in public.
>Stands up for her
I am fully prepared to unleash my years of internalised schizophrenic rage
>No smokers
I like my occasional cigar, she'll have to suck it up
>No extreme debt
I'm good
>No gambling addicts
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
She can do whatever she wants
>Wants to buy a house
Wants? Sure! Can? Well..
>Has a car
I can't even drive.
I will just have to fill in the gaps with my unlimited libido.

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>stumble into haglover thread after reading it as hangover
well fuck it thsi is fine too

>> No.18496611

>>Have a stable full-time job
Shits fucked right now, but had one. Once things improve for me and I can finally stop spinning my wheels, I'll be set. Not having one's frustrating as hell.
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>>Stands up for her
Who doesn't stand up for their girlfriend?
>>No smokers
hate smoking
>>No extreme debt
Zero debt
>>No gambling addicts
Done and done
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Genuinely don't know why anyone would mind that
>>Wants to buy a house
If things work out right, I'll have one sooner than many people I know.
>>Has a car

>> No.18496664

>Botan 1 (no code, twitter video)
how about some fucking links

>> No.18497384

>Choco and her roommate have been openly REJECTED several times
wew that's not even low test it's negative test
>like the botan general is on page 10 now
what botan general? shishilamy is like 2 yukimin schizos necrobumping the thing

>> No.18497844

>>Have a stable full-time job
Oh yeah
>>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
What the heck is a PDA though?
>>Stands up for her
For sure
>>No smokers
>>No extreme debt
House and student loans aren't extreme...right?
>>No gambling addicts
>>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Oh yeah
>>Wants to buy a house
I have an apartment
>>Has a car
It's a pretty old hand me down Vios though

That's it boys, I'm coming in to Japan and find me a succubus wife.

>> No.18497908

Okay PDA is public displays of affection, yeah sure I have no problem with that.

>> No.18498504

pretty amazed someone even does unless it's one of those overboard shows of affection

>> No.18498667

She literally wants hand holding and walking arm in arm.

>> No.18498988

>Have a stable full-time job
On the works, but almost done

>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
I'd act shy at first then just go for it

>Stands up for her

>No smokers

>No extreme debt

>No gambling addicts

>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
Ok, but I get to boop her nose and bask in her cute sleeping face and other cutesy stuff

>Wants to buy a house
Oh my...

>Has a car

>> No.18499444

>wants a man who is capable of self sufficiency
I'm fucked.

>> No.18499602

as everyone else on this hellsite

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>> No.18500543

Checked for everything but technically the full-time job (I'm self-employed and make more than if I had one though) and smoking but I'd give up the cigs if I got to bone Choco-sen desu

>> No.18500761

You also have to be handsome and at a healthy weight.

>> No.18501049

>Buried in the billionth green woman thread
Huh? Tf are you on about?

>> No.18501088

What's it been like under that rock for the past week?

>> No.18501163

I don't browse vt every day

>> No.18501398

Oh wait, I just realized you mean Rushia
I started thinking of all the green vtubers I know and Rushia was the last one I thought about
maybe I'm retarded

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>> No.18501572

I'd let this fairy kdinap me and eat my soul through my dick

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>Love loli and shota
That's a common trait of Bakatare

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I will help this hag train her core for marathons by extensive application of Suspended Scissors.

>> No.18502608

It’s a Botan/Lamy one

>> No.18503415

post abs NOW

>> No.18504302

New Mio fic: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDA9e3TeNO56TUieAdTSo_cPFD1ddzpZYwyQHVaPfEgbjdyop_Cy9mUZlBjYmeEe_fLAjgXv9TtjmN/pub

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>> No.18506702

Are milfs and hags mutually exclusive?

>> No.18506947

milfs can be hags and vice versa
every man should strive to make a hag into a milf

>> No.18506997

oh this is the one I wrote. Well here's one with Mio, where you fuck her in the changing room stall.


>> No.18507088

I hate japs so much man. The men, that is. I want to conquer and colonialize all of their women.

>> No.18507796

I'm in, boys...

>> No.18507934

I am literally all of those things except I already own a house. Where's my Japanese wife?

>> No.18508439

>Have a stable full-time job
>Doesn't mind PDA and initiates it first
>Stands up for her
I will get pepperspray
>No smokers
>No extreme debt
>No gambling addicts
stock market gave enough lessons on that shit
>Doesn't mind letting her sleep in once in a while
not sure what she means, but ok
>Wants to buy a house
>Has a car

>> No.18508512

Jesus I thought this was a massive doxpost that would break /vt/

>> No.18508559

Honestly I wouldn’t mind. Adopting children doesn’t seem all bad

>> No.18509081

nah it's an utter rng shitfest even worse than your own kids
totally possible to end both with something better that you could even do yourself or worst fucking brat imaginable, maybe even at the same time in case of multiple children

>> No.18509545

>some of her demands
What are the rest?

>> No.18509777

15+ inch dick
at least 9 digit wealth in dollar equivalent
purebred japanese hailing from emperor Jimmu itself

>> No.18509818

Choco’s streaming career is pretty lewd so I can understand why a man might find it offputting for a long-time partner, especially if the man is already established and the woman is older as well. Just look at Rushia’s recent fiasco.

>> No.18510115

She likes twins, right?
Does she mean twins as in one person with a set of twins or twincest?

>> No.18510175

>Rushia’s recent fiasco
A pretty classic case of idolfags going apeshit because muh idol can't have personal life, further complicated by Rushia, cover or both milking the most schizo whales and Rushia's low IQ actions. it's not like her singer boy would drop her if he actually gives a shit about her.
Plus Choco would probably graduate anyway if she found a real family, it's not like she's forced to be a vtuber

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Don't forget to wish her happy birthday, my fellow haglovers

>> No.18510291

MILF, by definition, requires some form of pre-existing male relationship. This might be husband and wife, or a widow or single mom but often it is netori.

>> No.18510318

>idol culture.... bad!

>> No.18510458

>going full retard because people are people bad
>not being able to perceive the difference between virtual avatar and voice actor bad

>> No.18510562

Getting mating pressed two times a day minimum.

>> No.18510588

Virtual streamers aren’t really the same as a voice actor as they dictate much of their own content and performance. It was true with original vtubers like AI, but not the modern breed.

>> No.18510677

not like this will get fixed until real AI anyway

>> No.18510716

>A pretty classic case of idolfags going apeshit
Her fans are cultists not idolfags, if she say blue is red they will accept it as universal truth and attack people who disagree, when she said they shouldn't worry and wait for her they stopped worry and now wait for her.

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>> No.18510837

I don't see Fubuki as a hag

>> No.18510940

the best hags are the ones that can fake it

>> No.18510944 [DELETED] 

Look I'll spoonfeed you because anyone posting in /hag/ can't be a bad guy. Rushia more than any other vtuber had no difference at all between the virtual avatar and the "voice actor", her roommate tweets and twitcasts which she knew full well were full of fandead gachis turned up the parasocial relationship to 11, she talked about how she wants to marry a fan, told her fans how much she loves them and only them even using aishiteru which is by far the most powerful way to say it in Japanese and something some married couples are too embarrassed to say, told the chat she thinks of them collectively as her boyfriend, insisted she's a lonely woman with no males friends, got mad when she found out two of her fans got married, and so on. I'd be sad too if it turned out my oshi had a boyfriend but Rushia was flying far far too close to the sun with that stuff and if any of the rumors are true deserved to get burnt

>> No.18510995

The fact that she's cultured af and not a sack of dumbshit like any of the zoomers is already a dead giveaway

>> No.18511084

>The best hag
Stop it, anon. It seems someone is trying to bait in /hag/ too lazy to check /#/ but usually it has something happened if baitposts are start appearing out of nowhere

>> No.18511193

Probably twincest considering her favorite pair is the brother and sister from FFXIV

>> No.18511209

And dont forget that she suicide baited several times when her gachikois interacted on twitter with other HoloTalents.
She's really manipulative

>> No.18511268

>Your oshi
>What would you cook for her

>> No.18511291

Well I don't consider it binary either. I think friend fits somewhere in the middle

>> No.18511369

Anything that she craves during pregnancy.

>> No.18511699

>tfw you will never sprint to the store at 4AM because she wants Icecream

>> No.18511716

Risotto, to fatten her up.

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I keep living for my hag wife Botan, her laughter makes me forget all my pain temporarily

>> No.18513681 [DELETED] 

Still younger than me

>> No.18514313

Those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.

>> No.18514357

Hold on I remember Choco talking about that and she said smoking was fine just not in the same room as her.

>> No.18515395

doubt she would deal with it for long, the residue smell from people who smoke is nearly as bad as the smoke itself

>> No.18515449

>ywn press on those thumbsticks

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stop the pain...

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I have dreams of Mio washing me...

>> No.18515664

I don't care, that's just what she said.

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med rare steaks and whatever she has a craving for

i see you

>> No.18518027

Lui has such a great design

>> No.18518097

My oshi isn't a hag. Botan is a very close second though. and Mio and Lui are also in my top five.

>> No.18518112

the wings look dumb

>> No.18518201

>My oshi isn't a hag.
ew gross get out

>> No.18518282

So when are we getting a hag dolphin vtuber so we can have literal dolphin porn

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>> No.18518346

Learn to cook dumb zoomer, it's not hard and you'll be able to provide her with good meals when she's incapacitated or you just want to give her a break or spoil her

>> No.18518397

Do you see Korone as a hag?

>> No.18518400

>it's not hard

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She did, that was one of the compromises she'd make on smoking. You could smoke but do it outside and make sure you don't smell afterwards.

>> No.18518481

>make sure you don't smell afterwards.

>> No.18518535

nips already have really pungent breath would probably only take a little bit of their weird food to get rid of it

>> No.18518645

I smoked for 7 years and you don't notice the smell yourself. Shortly before I quit, I started to become really self conscious of the smell. I remember asking one of my friends, "Hey I can't smell myself, do I smell like cigarettes?"
She told me if I could recall the smell of a half-smoked cigarette sitting in a pack or a pocket, how pungent and acrid the smell was. I said yes, it's a horrible smell and I hate it. She told me I smelt like that. The smell gets into your hair, your clothes, your breath. When you sit down, the smell gets into your furniture, your bed, your chairs. After I quit, I spent 2 weeks washing my clothes to get the smell out. It's fucking horrible and I'm really glad I quit.

>> No.18518654

Do you have the ability to follow simple basic instructions? Assuming you're not braindead congrats, google some recipes and you can cook. Keep doing it and eventually you won't need the recipe anymore.

>> No.18518841

are you retarded?
waste of dubs

>> No.18518883

>When you sit down, the smell gets into your furniture, your bed, your chairs.
really fucking hate people who smoke in front of their pcs then bring this shit for repairs and then you have to smell the combined smell of dust and smoke residue this shit should be considered biological weapon
it still sucks because there's always a billion tiny things nobody ever mentions so you have to figure everything yourself and before you do all your food will look like slop or taste like it

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>> No.18519144

I hate people who smoke inside period. Literally ruining the house with the residue from the cigarettes.

>> No.18519611

Else is the only dolphin themed chuuba I'm aware of, no idea if she's a hag or not

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>> No.18520642

I want to be the one who gives Aki her second child.

>> No.18521305

I'm not a zoomer, I'm 33.

>> No.18521419

I feel sorry for people who would care about such things

>> No.18521591

That's even more embarrassing then

>> No.18521604

Smoking is utterly disgusting. The smell, the yellow discoloring everywhere, the knowledge that you're all messed up inside and are going to die early of cancer, that you are a drug addict, and the stupidity of it.

>> No.18521612

I don't want to my ceiling and walls to be yellow if I move into a new house, thanks.
If you own the own I don't give a shit, it belongs to you and it's your right to do it.
If you're selling it though you you better renovate that shit.

>> No.18521663

If you own the house*

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Counterpoint: ur gay

>> No.18521835

And there we have it. This is the Anon from Global who begs for hag lewds. While Botan USED to be his oshi, it's currently Fauna, who is indeed not a hag.

>> No.18521924

My hag oshi doesn't smoke. And she definitely wouldn't tolerate someone smoking inside.

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I smoke outside, I'm not an animal

>> No.18522386

>in Japan smoking outside is ilegal
>you have to go to a smoking areas
Smoking in japan sounds like so much work

>> No.18522569

The act of smoking has been dying down the last 20 years with more public awareness of the dangers and health effects being forefront. Tobacco companies used to straight up lie to the general public about cigarettes so the public would smoke them up without worry. Now in the west there are images and warnings bigger than the labels on the packages. My city has been slowly moving towards designated smoking areas, no smoking in Casinos/Bars, or public parks. Not that I mind, after quitting I sort of realized how annoying being near a smoker is. Forget the secondhand smoke, the smell of a cigarette is enough to shock my sinuses. It's so pungent and invading, it overpowers any other scent in the vicinity.
One think I liked about it though is it kept the mosquitos away.

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What a massive fucking nigger

>> No.18523347

I quit smoking only because of how much it cost

>> No.18523438

That's another aspect I forgot to mention. my first pack of cigarettes was ~$9. I can buy the same pack now for ~$17.
It's an effective way to deter people from continuing. It's what they're doing with red meat right now.

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My great uncle is a smoker. I can tell you that being in a smoker's house is a thoroughly miserable experience.
Look, I just like any woman who is mature, regardless of her actual age. There are more hags than nonhags in my top five Holos (Fauna, Botan, Mio, Okayu, and Lui).

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>posts stream clips with english subtitles
i love this hag so much

>> No.18523963

feels good being able to fly to eastern europe for 20 euros and buy a bunch of cigs for a fifth of the price they are here

>> No.18524136

dump fauna and lui and its an excellent top three chuuba list. if you are going to insist on being here at least post some of your massive hag collection like you do elsewhere.
christ almighty.

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Here. Can't do more because I'm busy this evening and have to leave soon.

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>> No.18526079

>Mio washing you under a cool waterfall, then you get to bathe in a hotspring afterwards together
>Her official merch has her in a hotspring
>One of her voice packs in that set is entitled “what I want to tell you”