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>> No.18037790

another cuckbeat deflection thread

>> No.18037844
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Yes we are.

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>>18037678
>pentomos
>teamates
which other fanbases are constituted of small, cute men?

>> No.18037937
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is this the new twink thread?

>> No.18037950

>>18037894
lunaito

>> No.18038024
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>>18037894
SSRB
i want botan to reverse rape me

>> No.18038043
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>>18037894
I’m a member of the famElira

>> No.18038075
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>>18037937
yes, it is

>> No.18038526

Reminder that all gay baiters are women.

>> No.18038610

>>18037894
Hoshiyomis. I say this as a hoshiyomi, I'm cute

>> No.18038616

>>18038526
What, not true.
I just want to see cute twink anons making out, does that sound like something a woman would say?

>> No.18038635

>>18038526
TIL i have finally become a woman
well
guess ill go clam slam your oshi

>> No.18038660

>>18038616
yes

>> No.18038666

>>18038526
Can't be a woman on this site without tits and timestamp.
Unfortunately, there are many women on other boards presently, but there are none on /vt/.

>> No.18038677

>>18038616
Actually, yes

>> No.18038709

>>18038666
wait does this mean my oshi is a man? She's confirmed /here/

>> No.18038734

>>18038616
Why are women like this?

>> No.18038762

>>18038709
I'm so sorry you had to find out this way, anon

>> No.18038791

>>18037678
Ame will make teamates straight again on Valentine's Day.

>> No.18038796

>>18038709
would you suck >her dick now that you know?

>> No.18038799
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>>18038762
I cant believe I wanted to have sex with a man...

>> No.18038835

Because we eat veggies like our oshi tells us to - that’s the secret of becoming kyut

>> No.18038900

>>18038799
It's okay anon, come here and I'll comfort you with my female (male) body

>> No.18038981

guys I'm a straight teamate, how many days left do I have

>> No.18039081

>>18038981
Not enough

>> No.18039088

>>18037678
teamates need to redeem themselves somehow, there has to be a few big guys, right?

>> No.18039151

>>18038981
None, I'm coming for that cute little rear of yours. I'll show you the pleasures of being a woman.

>> No.18039236

>>18039088
The only thing I have is a fatass

>> No.18039356

lets see which fanbase is the most malnourished. post your bmi and fanbase
>16.7 bmi
>teamate

>> No.18039409

convinced all incels are closet faggots

>> No.18039425
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>>18039356
16.9
shishirami

>>18039409
>closet

>> No.18039505

>>18039356
>20.8
>Teamate

>>18039151
can you at least wait until I finish playing TBoI

>> No.18039574

>>18039505
>TBoI
you can just play coop with his dick in your bussy

>> No.18039580

>>18039356
>17.5
>IRyStocrat

>> No.18039679

>>18039574
im doomed I can't escape

>> No.18039692

>>18039505
I'll wait, but we have to play TboI together sometime because I love that game

>> No.18039754

>>18039356
29.5
Rosebud

>> No.18040003

>>18037894
yukimins

>> No.18040494
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>> No.18040627

>>18040494
EVEN BETTER

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>>18039356
>18
>Wamy

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>>18039356
>14.7
>teamate/investigator

>> No.18041576

>>18041438
>14.7
holy fuck anon
do you even understand the concept of a humburger

>> No.18042116

>>18041438
14.7... Teamate, how are you even ALIVE?

>> No.18042120

>>18039356
36.5 BMI
Chumbie

>> No.18042829

>>18041438
wtf???? I hope you're lying.

>> No.18042890

hello can y'all come to /nasfaqg/ we're desperately in need of cute twinks

>> No.18043093
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>>18042890
Fuck you.

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>>18041438

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>>18041576
hamburgers are yummy
>>18042116
im pickier than a newborn when it comes to food, and my diet mostly consists of shit from the microwave. doesnt help im a lazy NEET that no lifes apex legends and destiny 2.
>>18042829
>>18043111
isreal

>> No.18043605

>>18043250
Teamate... You need someone who can cook for you. I know a shit ton of home recipes, I'll help you out dude

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>>18043250
>diet mostly consists of shit from the microwave
im the 16.9 fag but bro you need to vary your diet more there is plenty of shit you can *easily* cook without a microwave or even buy and eat cold

t. nomming on target sushi since its wednesday and half off today
$5 for 400 cal is slightly less calories than i would like it to have but its good (for supermarket sushi) and raw fish = some 'rare' nutrients like vit A

tomorrow planning to cook a med rare steak and make a red wine reduction from the fat, with a side of mac n cheese

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>>18039088
>there has to be a few big guys, right?
For you

>> No.18044334

>>18044100
I want to show a Teamate my big guy...

>> No.18044981

>>18043250
>im pickier than a newborn
>my diet consist of shit from the microwave
dude, you are a fucking adult dude, not a 5 year old child that can't eat something because it doesn't contain 20 grams of salt and sugar. grow up

>> No.18045823

>>18039356
>Houshou Pirate
>25.2, which is down from 31.4 6 months ago.

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Alright we've got down BMI and height... But how plump is your ass?

>> No.18046570

>>18046341
>Teamate (the one that plays TBoI)
According to my friends I have a "nice ass" but that's all

>> No.18047103

>>18046341
14.7 BMI teamate here
my butt is small because im underweight, but its got decent curvature. plus ive had women say it looks nice before, cant tell if they were fucking with me though.

>> No.18047178

>>18046341
16.9
i have been complemented by both girls and some gays that i have a nice firm one
but i personally disagree

>> No.18047628
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waist = 29 inches
hip = 36

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>>18047628
i know my hip is 28
im taking a good guess here since i dont have a nearby measuring tape and dont remember the last time i measured my waist but 25/26

it is very hard to find pants that fit me since im 28/28 to the point where i learned how to tailor just so i didnt have to spend weeks looking for a single pair

>> No.18048129

>>18046570
I still wanna TBoI and chill with you.

>> No.18048323

>>18047628
s-sex...

>> No.18048406

>>18039356
18.3
Pomudachi

>> No.18051400

>>18042120
sasuga chumoji

>> No.18051510

>>18048129
whenever you want man I have like 58 mods and all of them are joke mods

>> No.18051763

>>18051510
not anon
>double check how much i have subscribed to
>169
nice

>> No.18051868

>>18039356
16.6 currently i used to be 14.8 for like a decade until recently. No clue where the extra weight comes from my diet have been pretty much the same
Teamate

>> No.18052139

>>18051510
Fucking based. I like you.

>> No.18052215

>>18051868
>>18048406
>>18041438
>>18041222
>>18039580
>>18039425
Can I get a height for this?
I'm 187cm and just under 20bmi looking like a twig.
I definitely don't wish I was skinner hahaha...

>> No.18052309

>>18052215
16.9
5'7 / 173 ~ish

>> No.18052374

Not fully related, but Reine asked her /vt/ royaltea to make fanfics about them fucking each other.

>> No.18052503

>>18052215
16.6
5’5

>> No.18052580

>>18039356
23.6
Kronie

>> No.18052672

>>18052215
14.7 and 5'3

>> No.18052964

>Teamates are IMAGINE tier

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>>18052964
teammate version dokko?

>> No.18053322

>>18053061
>if you flipped her over she couldn't move at all
I don't understand this is gura a turtle

>> No.18053440

>>18053322
Sharks go tonic when you flip them over.

>> No.18053444

>>18052964
The things I would do to a Teamate if they'd only let me...

>> No.18053512

>>18053440
thanks anon i didnt know i wanted to emotionless sex the shart

great

>> No.18053844

>Teamates didn't wanna fuck Ame, they wanted to BE Ame
I should have known

>> No.18053864

>>18038981
I WILL CORRECT YOU!

>> No.18053899

>>18053844
>teammates dont want to fuck ame
>they wanna fuck each other AND ame
living upto the name atleast

>> No.18054028

>>18037678
Can confirm. I love visiting the cum tribute discord server, and teamates have the cutest dicks.

>> No.18054087

>>18054028
I'm sorry, the what discord server? I need to know more about this.

>> No.18054109

>>18054087
seconding

>> No.18054153

>>18054087
third

>> No.18054167

>>18053844
ame is a whale compared to the teamates though

>> No.18054393
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>>18053844
Ame just naturally attracts the gay, it's the lingering stench on her soul from all those TF2 bl fanfics she read.

>> No.18054437

>>18054087
fourth

>> No.18054499

>>18052672
my niga youve been malnourished all your life. thats why you are short af

>> No.18054943

>>18047628
marry me? my cock belongs inside you

>> No.18055711

>>18037894
Aqua crew

>> No.18056703

>>18039356
>17.99
>Vox's cocksleeve

>> No.18057169

>>18047628
ha mines w = 25 h = 28

>> No.18057262

>>18057169
>>18047996 here
do you also find it almost impossible to find pants that fit you

>> No.18057875

>>18057262
Yes, I recommend buying ones with tight garters so they will never slip off

>> No.18058168

>>18037678
A fanbase mirrors their Oshi. Ame is just that cute, anon

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>>18057875
but i dont want to wear womens clothes
i like actually having pockets

>> No.18058461

>>18058408
If you can tailor, couldn't you just give yourself larger pockets? You get clothes that fit and you look cute.

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>>18058461
>just give yourself larger pockets?
well shit i actually didnt consider that part

fuck -1 excuse

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>>18058527
Checkmate, now you have to put on the cutesy girl clothes.

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>>18058408
ive genuinely considered wearing womens jeans just because small male skinny jeans are still a slight bit big

>> No.18058801

>>18058750
people will know. just cope unless you want to look extra faggy

>> No.18058871

>>18058750
>>18058801
Ignore that anon Teamate, become fag. Wear girl clothes and be cute.

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>>18058871
i dont want to be a fag but wearing girls clothes does sound nice, not even just pants, skirts and stuff too. not like my bodytype would support "masculine" shit.

>> No.18059108

>>18059067
learn programming

>> No.18059163
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teamate grooming general

>> No.18059217

>>18059067
Teamate in a skirt... My dick...

>> No.18059309

>>18059163
Truly, this is what /vt/ was meant for.

>> No.18059417

>>18059309
It's probably a bad idea.

>> No.18059704

>>18054393
She emits gay energy.
>Incessant shipping with Gura
>Collabing with anyone gets the shippers talking
>Even Mori tried to look up her skirt in Minecraft

>> No.18060224

>>18059163
would you like to see me wear oversize hoody in female pants?

>> No.18060321

>>18060224
NTA but absolutely.

>> No.18061212

You know, I always considered myself a healthy bisexual man. I favored women about 70/30 and was happy with just sort of liking dudes. After reading this thread and the one before it, I think I’ve ended up closer to 55/45 now.

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>>18061212
im completely straight but the things you people say about my body make me feel weird on the inside

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>>18059704
it's her ultimate plan.

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>>18063428
>make entire fanbase gay for each other
>gay men with boyfriends cant be annoying gachikoi over you

>> No.18065380

>>18037678
They're the haatons' cousins, they're bound to be cute

>> No.18066502

>>18052215
18
6ft/185cm

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>>18054087
fifth

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>>18059067
Holy shit start working out and put on some size

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>>18039356
>19.6
>Hooman

>> No.18067397

Ame didn't have enough yabs, making a power vacuum where one falseflagger can put something in motion and the lemmings will all run with it.

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>>18038024
I want Botan to rape me and adopt me

>> No.18067629

>>18045823
Congrats anon, keep up the good work unless you just got taller :)

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