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2k20 Crash Kino editionHappy Birthday HoloFightZ!HFZ/Dark/META statshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m9JlKuHCtKrVO3_JKQy3FteyLUqKo3DABREb1Okh8tg/edit?usp=sharing>Websitehttps://holofightz.surai.xyz/>HoloFightZ Full Magnet Link Listhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13yW33SdapXW5GEuKu4uFFjM3bH-cr0dUSr0jLjhZQfE/edit#gid=0>Reading the OPhttps://www.highlyunlikely.org/r/MIG>Music Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVRBbmPJfj21iujCdCYLRW6LkzymhskT>HFZ archivehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBw>Dark archivehttps://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainKaze/videos>META archivehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSodFBC5MFatrObgl3Qh91Q/videos>HoloFC archivehttps://www.twitch.tv/holofighting>Team /hfz/ archivehttps://implying.fun/vtl/https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hfz/Previous Thread >>17869525
>Koyori was voted last>Debut during stream 30
>>17994154So we have Nin Nin and Orca left?
>>17994154>iroha and Chloe haven't debutedWhy did 2k20 crash bros
I fucking love Stack, bros.
>>17994207And Omega technically.
>>17994208This is why Watamage must always go over.>>17994212Stack LOVE
>>17994212I think Stack SUCKS
Since nobody is probably going to get the phone call reference, this is what I copied.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1IThere used to be a program that you could get WWF superstars to "call" people for their birthday, it was discontinued a long long time ago.Heres the phone call if you want to listen to it again. https://files.catbox.moe/xa7hdw.mp3
>>17994232As much of a faggot Omega is I want xer in because of the lack of heels HFZ has.
I wanted another Yagoo match
>>17994603HFZ has nothing BUT heels besides Soda and Towa
>>17994673Baby faces are boring
>>17994603That'd be a little narcissistic of OP.
>>17994603What time would be a good time to air stream 30 for EU bros if I wanted to make it a premiere?
>>17994212Bros bros bros Bros, bros.
>>17994603>lack of heels HFZThat only means you dislike very few holomems.For me the entire EN branch are heels
>>17995393>EU brosdon't exist
>>17996363Whatever, I'll schedule it for 4pm EST so they can watch it.
>Singles - Gura [W] vs Korone>Hell In A Cell Singles - Subaru vs Pekora (on steroids) [W]>Tag Team - Mumie/Kronii [W] vs PekoMiko (Pekora/Miko)>Triple Threat Tables - Ina vs Rushia [W] vs Suisei>Extreme Rules Singles - Fubuki vs Koyori (Debut) [W]>Tag Team - Towa/Roboco vs Kanata/A-Chan [W]>KO Singles - Mori vs La+ [W]>Fatal 8-Way - Mio vs Flare vs Ayame vs Luna vs Haato [W] vs Botan vs Sora vs Lui>Extreme Rules Singles - Watame vs Fauna (Debut) [W]
>mfw waking up at 4 am to watch holofightz
>>17997755bro im reairing it for you guys >>17996468
>>17995393OP's usual timeslot.
>>17997867What the hell is OPs usual timeslot
>>17994212DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU Congrats on your tables match win rushia!
>>17997593>the absolute mogging Forbidden Pekola gave to ShubaI can’t tell if that’s due to the steroids angle or if THE JAW can’t stop jobbing.
>>17997867>
>>17998140Shuba is a very good and kind girl. She knows Pekora was in a bit of a rough spot mentally and put her over to help her self-esteem.
>>17997979The one he used before he was condemned to a lifetime of slavery.
>>17997593meh boring
>>17998290so now, or in 9 and a half hours?
>>179984519 and a half yes.
>>17998728what about what about 15.5 hours from now
>>17999004Too late for a weekday.
>>17998290>OP is a wage cuck nowWe need to make OP lose his job so he can stream HFZ fulltime again
>>17997593>>17998140>>17998281>Needed steroids to beat Subaru>Steroid buff wore off and jobs to Kronii/Mumei
>>17999601I want OP to be free but I also want OP to not live in squalor.
>>17999868OP's real oshi TFROP is a favela-dwelling BR so maybe living in squalor isn't gonna be a problem?
what was that song in the mori fight
Polite bump so the schizos raiding the board dont bump us off
>>18000520 I haven't been keeping up with this board but is it still about Mori again?
>>18001146nope /qa/ outcasts acting up
>>17999753I personally subscribe to the theory that Pekora didn't want to battle when HFZ first came out and so created a literal frankenstein's monster, but management forced her to participate.
>>18001786>it is actually pekomama in pekora's clothes
>>17994673Sora is a huge heel. She just hides it well. Miko is much more of a face.
Bump and also data from the betting tonight.The total sum of all money wagered tonight was $439,575,849.A total of $261,305,063 was lost in bets tonight, or about 59.4% of wagers.Rough average winnings over the entire night were $1,528,100 per win.Average bet placed was $1,085,389.82.Most common bet placed was $5,000, placed 38 times.52 unique bidders were documented among all participants this evening.Average unique participants in wagers was 29.Peak unique participants was 36, for the 8-Way Elimination.Hope everyone enjoyed gambling.
Oh, because I forgot to include this:Highest pot was Mori v La+.She may be the Jobber of Japan, but she draws the dimes.
Matches by Pot size:>La+ v Mori :: $81,625,220>8-Way Elimination :: $70,548,106>3-Way Tables :: $66,595,846>APEX v LEGENDS :: $58,441,110>WTM v UUUU :: $54,228,477>Not Cat v Not Fox :: $47,397,777>Kromei v PekoMiko :: $37,018,981>The Jaw v The Alpha :: $21,148,666>Gura v Korone :: $2,571,666
>>17994330I got it, it just felt a bit forced. That's the kind of shit you do for an actual special guest. if they had gotten r.ratman, koopa or mori on board somehow it'd have been something
>>18003231They probably couldn't get anyone, the stream was fairly short notice.>R.RatmanBasically only way to get a hold of the guy is to ask for him in /hlgg/, which requires you to go to /hlgg/ and stay there.>KoopaCurrently dying in her bed get better soon Koopers.>MoriNone of us can draw cuckbeat fanart so Mori doesn't reply to us on Twitter.
>>18003231But the jobber was singing
>>18003375>fanartjust have to go the haaton route and put a flattering mori promo in her art tag, she'll be all over that shit like it's cough syrup
>people want to point a giant neon sign at hfz for no reasonLike I know containment was broken but there's literally no reason to break it further. Or you're newfags.
>>18003621Anon I don't think anyone's actually serious about getting Mori to involve herself in HFZ.
>>18003621This. Haachama is one thing, but flagging down an EN that can quickly figure out the context (and probably is already aware) is a fast track to containment-breakersville.
>>18003621>containment after 2016every time
>>18003757Do you think I come to this place to be noticed by normalfags and their shit? I don't pretend that this place is a sekrit club or anything but I don't want people coming in here and shitting up the place either. Letting outsiders freely into a community ruins the fuck out of it, newfags never lurk anymore and pretend the entire site is b and pol. I can be here and not bother normalfags and they can be there and not bother me.
>>18003621This stream gets more viewers than some Holos. There's no containment.
>>18003903This place is already flooded by "normalfags" and to someone from before the eternal election the entire site looks like /b/ and /pol/. There's nothing left of this site to contain, everything of even middling quality is organized on discord or reddit and posted here secondarily as part of some forced meme push. and yes hfz is good but it's just a combination of a WWE video game and hololive, I kneel to OP but he didn't invent either of those things
>>18004108>He doesn't know OP is Vince.
>tablesKINO
>>17998140Alpha Pekora is a new wrestler and Shuba has a history of being a good senpai and putting newbies over (Coco, Mio, Fubuki) or at least giving them great debut matches (Mori).I'm fucking pissed because Shuba is my HFZ oshi, a song I requested played during the match and generated some amazing sync moments, only for Alpha Pecker to win with a single sig+finisher combo not 4 minutes after the match started
>>18005274I don't think there was a single non-kino match, even the stomps were great
https://streamable.com/ywnb2hThat fucking punch
>>18006717Was this how all those magic punches were meant to be if they actually land?
>>18003375>Basically only way to get a hold of the guy is to ask for him in /hlgg/, which requires you to go to /hlgg/ and stay thereit would be worth it, he did this shit "calling out" risu and it's pretty good, got it from a pastebin in hlgghttps://voca.ro/16mFzvgs38iAhttps://voca.ro/1fuW98vQHhoTand he has done stuff before for hfzhttps://voca.ro/16IjoxGLBib8
Bros... I want to fug HFZ Koyori... I'm not the only one, r-right?
>>18006879Rushia...
I'm finally able to watch the vod. Bros....I'm crying....I miss HFZ live so much
Newfags here. I've seen this thread for so long but only give it a watch (or able to catch the stream) today. And i gotta say, Why the fuck didnt i watch it sooner!!?? >Is there any VODs/Archieves/Timeline/Guide for the previous ones?Shit was kino af!
This episode was great and all, but there could have been more... why would Watamage do this?
>>18007535>Is there any VODs/Archieves/Timeline/Guide for the previous ones?You can watch vods on HFZ Twitch channel or on the youtube archive channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBwAll relevant links are basically already in the OP.There's also HFZ Dark, a spin-off dealing with fanbases, mascots, graduated chuubas, memes and other Hololive related stuffs. Unlike main show it's more story-oriented, but the chat is missing in 95% of archives so there's that.
>>18007574Vince hired Watamage to force OP to use 2k22 by destroying 2k20 once and for all
>>18008650>2k22 HolofightZ DLC
>>18007190pink cat good
>>17997593just caught up with the vod...that multigen match was kino to the max, also>queen of jobberskek
Next stream wish listOkayu's Weight of the world vs Sana's Weight of the UniverseBae vs Kronii vs Mumei vs Sana vs Fauna free for allAqua/Shion tag team debutSubaru vs Reine vs Lui vs Kiara free for allFubuki vs Mio
Next stream wish list>Okayu's Weight of the world vs Sana's Weight of the Universe>Bae vs Kronii vs Mumei vs Sana vs Fauna free for all>Aqua/Shion tag team debut>Subaru vs Reine vs Lui vs Kiara free for all>Fubuki vs Mio>Chloe debut vs Nene>Iroha debut vs Ayame>Usaken vs MiComet
>>18012098>Subaru vs Reine vs Lui vs Kiara free for all>no Mumeiwhy?
>Next stream
>>18014540>he doesn't really beliv itngmi..
He'll surely find some time this week to stream what was left, right?
Time for the end
I was watching the vod and holy fucking kek that mori v la+ was so fucking funny. Chat's jokes and banter, OP doing live remixing and the fucking ending killed my sides.Thanks OP.
>>18013061Too powerful.
>>18013061She was fucking OP
>>18019193>>18019250>lost to Rrat>lost a tag match to Takamori
>>18012098>no YMD vs TMT (kenzoku setting their oshi straight arc with the creation of a new tag team afterwards)Pretty good otherwise, but do your kino reps
>>18013061Forgor
Who has yet to show off signatures or finishers?IRyS - Hope descends/???Baelz - Chaos Touch/???Kronii - Premonition/Time's UpMumei - Forgor Slam/???Sana - Weight off the Universe/Black HoleFauna - Avalanche Landslide/???La+ - La+ Lariat/Yamada StrikeLui - Hawk Eye/Executive OrderKoyori - Project HoloX/Coyote Strike
>9.9999999999999999999999
Stream 30 is premiering in 2 minutes if you want the live experience EU broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFAZzg7ND0
>>18024645
ELFS you massive cunt I know you missed the first two hours of the stream and became a vodkek yourself
>>18022159Hope slamRrat attackCivilization busterNature knee
I missed the fucking stream and I wasn't even in work
>>18029705I do time reminders for streams on the archives now, tap the bell and you should be good.
the death throes...
So was the premiere good for people or should I just not do them again
>>18032916I like it, maybe could be better using the chat version but idk
>>18032916I actually wanted to watch 3 matches I missed, funny enough, I was forced to miss them again...
>>18032916keep doing it
Archive torrent list has been updated with stream 30.
>>18001947I like it, but the entrance isn't quite pekomama-ish.
>>18001786An unfortunate nousagi was forced to don the Alpha Pekora mantle so she could avoid the match>Migoler caught Pekor off-guard before she could escape and dragged her into the match against Mumei/Kronii
>>18027548>Nature kneeIs that the one where Fauna goes UUUUUUUUU after she did the knee drop?
>>18026582ELF's salty to miss the stream and watch the vod only to find SuiSHIT got BTFO'd
>>18043820Absolute state of HoSHITmachi SuiSHIT
>>18001786>>18041758Meh, Peko on roids is the simplest and made the most sense explanation
>>18045982>t. OP
LWR bros.. are they going to become known..?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWF4JR_h5E
>>18046625Obscuritybros, it’s over....
>>17994048
>>18047740>kino stream>absolute seethingI fucking love wordclouds.
>>18047740>Spam WatamageNO DON
>>18047972
>threads back to kwabbing on the reg
>>18049362It's ok, next weeks hfz episode will bring us back up to speed
next episode of DARK should be 24 and a half hours from now. if i really hussle hard i may be able to do the lore for episode 7, and stream that on Sunday as well, but we will see. there are a couple things i wanna do for the season finale that may take some time, but if i can pull it off, that will air either next Thursday or Sunday.
>>18027548>Nature knee>Not a slapWasted opportunity
>>18054237NATURE GIRL CERES FAUNAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Altonbroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HRAF2k4pTQ&ab_channel=TryingtouploadAEWEntrances
>>18050878I keep forgetting that there’s only three episodes left, and I might still be wrong about that, kek.
>>180577283 left for season 3. was originally going to do season 4 as a short season, but now that content will be off-season, and season 4 will be in 2k22.
>>18058261Sweet. I look forward to the potential Bonus Bonus debate over the law of kino/canon.
>>18059906the off season stuff will be canon, i just thought it was silly to have a "season" thats only like 4 episodes. it will actually have a name other than off season but i dont want to spoil thati'll be trying to stream more often in this timeframe with the Gaiden streams as well. look forward to Limitless, DARK 0, and Like a Dragon.
>>18049362At least we have >dark, CBT, and /vt/ league while waiting for next week's stream.
>>18045982>he thinks Pekora Alpha and Pekora are the same personLet me guess, you believed OP when be said Maskler was Kiara too?
>>18062290>Maskler was Kiara too?No Maskler is Mikoler
>>18039300She had the nerves, please understand.
The stage is set. But will the anons deign to play their part?
>>18062779Almost comical how many times you have to fight this guy
>>18063352so Ankimo is the PC then?
>>17994003Bros... we have a new challenger for Mori. Will it be a Connor on a pole match? Or will it be on a forklift?
>>18066586I actually don't think this connor shit is funny nor do I have any interest in seeing it in HFZ
>>18066586>>18067032Same here, I don't have anything against Connor but this shit just bores me already
>>18019250>She was fucking OPHooman got cucked by OPOP is a whore!
>>18066586can we not?
>>18066586how about we don't pander to drama-baiting faggots
cuckbeats eternally seething and somehow their braphog should be immune to getting made fun of
>>18067797OP is too based for that so we're safe
When did anons here got so sensitive?
>>18068272Just deadbeats probably. We're already making fun of our oshis by making them into super buff dudes wrestling and a Connor joke is the one that makes people seethe?
>>18068272I’d only say it’s important to not inflate that faggot’s already mountainous ego by giving him the satisfaction, even if he’d likely never know.
>>18047740>rigged ayame winAAAIIIIEEEE
ninomae ina'nis should be the champion again kanatan is a dimeless shitter who can only win off of a stolen finisher
>>18070641Ina please...
kek
>>18070641It's not called seething or being a takofucker...
I miss Stack, bros..
Its me, maskler!
>>18007690Thanks anon! I'll lurk and follow this thread from now on.
>>18007690With Dark Has Coco debut yet? IIRC it was going to be SOON
>>18073559yes, it was pretty spectacular as well
>takes a look at the boardfandead vs el unicornio when
>>18026582I did kek when the fucking intro was counting up to fucking Elfs username
Whenever a official HFZ stream is announced, the thread should have image that reflects that and the original post should promote it. Missing the event because I don't use twitter and only check this thread every now and then sucks ass.
>>18075763sounds like a you problem buddy
>>18075763We had posts reflecting OP's message as the OP in the threads leading up to the day of, which used an image OP posted. He posted in thread days before he ever posted on twitter.However, many in the thread thought it was fake bait. So, sorry you didn't check the thread for nearly a week?
>>18075405Jesus Christ, thank god I'm not schizophrenic enough to browse outside of this thread.
>>18075763maybe you should stop being a faggot
>>18073559Man I gotta dig through to find it. Dark streams at the most random of times so I always miss it
>>18076728at minimum, for context/max effect, watch the lore from episodes 8 and 9, and then watch Tag Tournament. the playlists on the youtube archive are in chronological/stream order as well.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7YB6RW3GdKyEwWCTporPHEticmyL_caz
>>18077084oh, forgot to mention its season 2.
>>18075405>just before valentine's dayOh boy
>>18073559She debut in the Season 2 finale but you should start watching from when Artia won the Dark Contract
>>18076728Season 2's finale was Coco's debut.
>Rushia won tables match with "cheating" which wasn't her faultBros...?
>>18079193Absolute gigadimes showing, by the by.
No shoots allowed here. Only works.
>>18073364Will >we ever truly know who’s behind that mask?
>>18083764better question, will smelly fishe wear a mask?
>>18084408A conundrum for the ages...If she doesn’t have a mask gimmick in HFZ, OP really was captured by Cover...
>>18082291You know it's never going to be the same.
>>18081445It's not called seething or being a cometfucker
>>18075763the easiest method is to sub to the archives channel and hit the bell, I dont upload anything unless there is a stream coming up and I just upload a time reminder video.
Risu...
taps mic ahem :HoloFightZ HFZArchiveAnon HFZDark videoanon lulzmaker21 kaz0921 jeannedgame basedcringehfz basedschizo generalcrayontastenice BeerSalad123 salsaa_aa paradoxio091 Guy_Fiati skeleturtle idiotic02 MegidolanonforEveryone polkacci reversegzv rulolus kidsaviour Haaton_SBR810 nijioutarou cream_shake AtelierMari RobDeLaMorte pestofish sulendar__sulgalaraj mehless Lif3less randolurk3r chanclarosa TheKanMan samuraigustav Im_chudhead thefinalrumble Koopa_ch Rusty_Shacklefordthat will be all
>>18087737>Rusty_ShacklefordI don’t know why this made me laugh more than the rest of it, kek
>>18087737Is this the full roster of Meta?
>>18087737Meta roster looking pretty good right now
I still can't believe a fucking druuuuid won against the mage.
>>18087737>elfs has started larping as listanon
>>18089270What happened to real Listanon?
>>18089441Accidentally blocked himself while clicking too quickly and vanished on the spot. Damn shame, really...
>>18089841
>>18089270>started>he doesn't know that original listanon called ELFS "funny and witty"He was the blue shitter from the very beginning
>>18087737The funny thing is I barely type in chat and yet elfs put me on this list.
>>18091570>was listanon all along>make an obviously falseflag attempt to throw us off his scentElfs is kinda smart ngl.
>>18092357>kinda smart>failed to stream META when first prompted to
>>18092357ELFS is dangerous. She legitimately has dox on some of the members of the dicksword because she was bored and decided to check out anyone lacking in their opsec. Do not underestimate her.
>>18092664Elfs found out my gf is a vtuber and us blackmailing me
>>18092664ELFS can't escape me forever
>>18092664It appears the time for correction is upon her.
>>18092664
KWAB
Holy shit the board is so fast. Keep the thread alive faggots.
>>18095460what's happening now?
>>18095656Rushia's boyfriend.
>>18095656during a stream rushia accidently had a discord message pop up from her probable boyfriend, unicorns are going wild
>>18096098>>18096051is this the power of tables?
>>18096051>>18096098this is not going to affect the possibility of Rushia covering Necromantic, right?
>>18096968This shit is hitting mainstream news. Rushia is unironically in big trouble.
>>18092357>smart
There are a million threads about this, why are you talking about it in hfz, a wrestling vtuber spinoff thread
>>18097179Kek
>>18097244I don't want to talk about cringe namefags.
Is Rrattler going to have to suplex Hecatia to FILL HER DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?
>>18097365I thought he already did.
Since roommate posting is now okay:
>>18098894MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>18087737>I made it inListbros...we're inclining...!!!
>>18098894The dicksword looks like this???
>>18096182You should fear big black tables
Dont kwab
>>18087737I'm sorry that my promos are too dimes for you to handle, anon.
>rushia necromantic never ever
>>18103795At least Dark will have a new member now...
>>18103795Rushia won't graduate just because of this.
>>18104218>won against Suisei and the strongest Holofightz chuuba InaOf course she wouldn't.
>>18102338you can't stop me
>>18104357She only won because the table was rigged
I don't think the thread will not kwab until next dark