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gurass
>>17970671>>17970694>>17970702>>17970737>>17970763>>17970793Sorry chumbies I was really busy and forgot to reply to any of you.Ill do better next time for sure.
>ywn hold a sick guras hand to help her fall asleepWhy live in this cruel unforgiving world?
I'm in love with Gura!
>>17975208Holy shit that is something the real Gura would say.I kneel
I don't particularly wish to be alive at this moment chumbuds
My daughterwife
>>17974880Will is a subjective force, your body spending energy to keep you alive is in itself you doing something.
NO I'M THE REAL GURA!!!!!
>>17975384>isreal
>>17975384Wow..... Nice tripcode
>>17975384
>>17975417Eh, not impressive when you can just figure the password that will give you "gura" in the tripcode.
>>17975208Quality larp, anon. I kneel.
Chumkeks will defend this
>>17975384Gura could NEVER get the Gura tripcode. If she did, it would be out of raw shark luck.
>>17975607I will also cum on it
>>17975607mating press
>>17975607I will defend her with my life.
Aside from rhythm games, what genre of video games does Gura actually enjoy? It seems like she likes open world shit but the game has to let you fuck around. DMC she played through, although honestly she didn't really feel that attached to it despite what she said. That may be because she was getting her cunny pounded by the difficulty though. She seemed to have fun with the new Resident Evil games as well as that Serious Sam game. Her attention span with stuff is pretty short.
We got so much Gura the past three weeks that it’s been really weird with her gone. I hope she’s starting to feel better
>>17975735Gura has shit stains in her underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-yflRFexPckek
>>17976110The background audio doesn't really fit, but that is pretty funny
>>17975208uh oh stinky diaper huhaha
sHaaaAAAAk
>>17976173It's an MGR reference
>>17976293Fake and gay
>>17975208>it's just one shrimp wearing a shark hoodie>shrimps will still worship it as an idol to their false god
Gura sent me this
>tfw goop goop goom goop goop goob glip goom goom gooba, goorah goop goober goom group goob goober, goob goud grep gator goom gouda
>>17976358How dare you call her a false god.
>>17976110Should just be the song if you ask me.The random Gura noises aren't really frustrated noises at all and it kind of ruins it.
>>17976484that's exactly why i found it funny
>>17975640she could rip through them pretty fucking quick on a 3090. the hard part would be compiling and installing the tripcode cracker.
>>17976425gura you need to lay off the crabby patties
I.. I don't f-feel so good, chumbies...
>>17975607No I wouldn't defend that, I'd mating press.
>>17976428good post
The chumbies are crazier than usual...
>>17976823We're not even on Day 5 yet.
>>17976823Nah, this is pretty average. Also pretty ironic image to use
>>17976823But why?
schedule tomorrow chumbies
gawr guragarb groomerglomb groolgawrinus goombertgong goombler
King cover less than 68k to 16 million. Will probably do it tomorrow.Take Me Home, Country Roads less than 27k to 4 million.Sorairo Days with Matsuri less than 25k to 5 million. >>17976823No, that seems about normal levels of crazy.
I have it on good authority goobarb likes mspaint drawings. Please post some doodles of our beloved sharkie to make her feel better bonus points if it's from memorysuper extra limited edition gura points if it's with your non-fapping hand
I love her....
any sharkmaniacs itt?>>17976892lollmao
>>17976609No she doesn't
I've just realized that there hasn't been a single instant in which I wasn't thinking about Gura today...
>>17976823Honestly, this isn't too bad for day 3 with no Gura.
>>17976425That's a long ass finger
>>17977021perfect for stroking her cunny
i really miss gura (i also love her)
grombopoulos goorah
gura...
>>17977021for you
i hope she is feeling better
Reminder that if you didnt unironically cry about Gura being sick than you dont love Gura as much as I do.
>>17977021Perfect for prostate massage.
>>17977388I was too busy taking care of her
>>17975384I don't remember writing this post
>>17977388
>>17977428>too busy to cry about Gura being sickfake fan and bad larp
>>17977388Or that I'm not a weak chumbud that will cry at the slightest sign of adversity. She got this, i believe in her.
Why do artists feel the need to draw Gura with such disgusting cow tits....https://twitter.com/DankoDeadZone/status/1490739131764387846?cxt=HHwWjMC5mfLVlbApAAAALike why even fucking draw Gura?
can someone cheer me on? I fucking hate weight painting...I want to finish this before Valentines.
>>17977430That's because I wrote it
Gawr GuraGuar GyuraGurururaGawrbby GurablesGurobstopper GawrbyGargoylaGooruhGuravityGal GoolaGao GoudaGorgaGawrgonzolaGinza GewrshaGyro GeraltGirl GorgoraGoomba RoombaGum GulaGau GuraGigurameshGab GarfunkleGoorughGawrdon GuramseyGwar GboombaGurruh McgeeGawrfieldGargooglaGwar GulagGhastly GourdGamu GulaCoralCruncherGawrgiga GuragigoGurillotine GawrillaGwambusGawrish GazeboYian-GawrugaGruuga GawrbonzoGorgagaGeorgeGurandmaGawrsh GoofyGanguraGurogical GawrdroligistGagu GugaGurruh McgeeGilles de GoraGuarra GachaGawrbonzolaGuronkGhawrstly GhoulaGawrchompGwarbage GurondolaGawrgamelGurenaGawr GuvulaOoga GooraGawer GurangersGurobal GawneralGwarcamoleGurengeGwartortleGurentin GawrrantinoGawrudaGrhombus Guba
>>17977625Hot.
>>17975168why does she look so young?
Gargantuan Garbanzo
>>17977655Based
>random schizo bitches in thread about goobers loading screen>next day goober has changed her loading screen, loading music, ending screen and added fuck ton of retarded gifsif you seriously don't believe goober reads this thread you are a legit schizo retard
Girugamesh Girugamesshu
>>17977625Disgusting, please post twitter of every artist that draws Gura with cow tits so I can block them...
>>17977388I am a man. I only cry if my dog dies or my truck dies.
guys, gumbobula is trending on twitter https://twitter.com/search?q=Gumby&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
>>17977812Gura, just stop, we get it.
>>17977625Judging by that profile it's one of the typical anti-lolicon twitter trannies
>>17977388i've already held an entire funeral at my house with an effigy of her, retard. you can't beat me. i'm still continuing to mourn her untimely death, and i quit my job too.
>>17977812she said she doesn't read for pleasure...
>>17977625Pedobuds...
>>17977655>not Giovanni GiorgioLamehttps://youtube.com/shorts/2omNr_cZuL4?feature=share
>>17976953here's my very professional drawing
>>17977893I don't "read for pleasure" either. I shit post. She meant books She also said she reads for information, this thread is info
gura if you read these threads im sorry
>>17978086Low quality information, but information none the less.
>>17978086You're desperate for Gura to be reading your terrible posts. Sad.
>>17976953Not at my pc right now but you can have this
I AM SHITTING BLOOD
>>17978322Wtf gura please go to the hospital
ʰᵉʷʷᵒ~
>>17978197I don't care who reads my shitposts, so long as someone is forced to.
>>17978322Use lube next time, trim your nails also.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>17978322Nice. Gura, a spider just bit be and I'm feeling weird, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>17978369
>>17976996T u T
>>17978369Why are you dead?
I think gu
>>17978322>the all-blood diet went as well as expected
>>17977469Dudul?
>>17978505sa
>>17978322https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg
>>17978549Go suck his cock somewhere else.
>>17977984I like it
>>17978322
Gurass
>>17978642thanks
>>17978322what are you supposed to do in this situation?
>>17978549And here is the source, faggot.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95900959
What's with her and social media? She hates it?
>>17978804Either go see a medic or do nothing until it either goes away or kills you.
>>17978804Blood stained stools shouldn't be a big concern, now shitting a stream of blood is something worth rushing to the ER.
>>17978872Yeah you figured it out.
I wish Gura would vomit more things into our waiting mouths
>>17978872>She hates it?Yes, as we all should.
>>17978823Never mind, this is the actual source. The previous is just uncensored. https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92314527
>>17978872and I love her for that
>>17978872she prefers to shitpost anonymously and has not learned the art of just putting down your name on your burner account is Giant's second baseman Jeff Kent.
>>17978872YesBecause she lurks /here/
>>17978872she is more intelligent than certain OTHER MEMBERS OF HER GEN
>>17979294Even Ame mocked her recently.
>>17979023Please don't let someone vomit into your mouth, anon, not even Gura.It's not safe.
>>17979426In this scenario Gura is a bird and chat are her goslings anon. It's not real.
>>17978872yes and its basedfuck social media, it is by far one of the worst things to ever happen to humanity
If artists who drew Gura with giant tits were tortured to a slow painful death over the course of a week the world would be a better place.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96108380
>>17978322its ok, i once shat blood for like a monthprobably just hemorrhoids
>>17979381>somehow breaks 2 premade PC's>refuses to listen to her fans that know better than her about RMA>pretends to be super tech savysomething something glass houses
>>17979381>>17979294fucking Ina too made a shitpost during her stream saying the same thing that Gura did that only retards tweet retarded shit on social media and it is better to not use twitter
>>17979555The worst thing to happen to humanity was birth control medication.
>>17979591Reminds me of this fucking faggot who just leaves Gura out of his art because he is such a fucking pile of garbage no spine loser.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94805248
Dude they are making a movie about Gura's boyfriend me members stream watchalong when?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKxmdETbxT8
>>17979640What? I don't think even more people would be anywhere close to a good thing.
Lean drinker was bitching on stream about hatters making her sad by saying to kill herself on stream. Does anyone do that to Gura? Stream seems too fast for me to see
>>17976823>SJW whore who hates her default outfitgo back
>>17979725You should do some reading on how it changed the world by allowing women to enter the workforce, it's at the root today's social problems.
>>17979748Nobody does that to Mori either. She is just crying about how hard it is to be rich and famous yet for some reason she has to follow her bitch ass jobs rules.
>>17979835
>>17979857That's a good place to stop this pink woman tangent.
Gura tomorrow... I believe
>>17979555>>17979640>>17979725>>17979835The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>17979895I agree.
>>17979835meds
return to monke
>>17979968holy shit now that's a thigh gap TuT
If Gura hadn’t gotten sick I bet we would’ve gotten a Nintendo Direct watchalong. Wonder if she’ll watch it in bed under 5 blankets
>>17979866A good introduction to this rabbithole is the benzo junkie.https://youtu.be/owbJIrCRf4o
>>17980048dont think she cares about shitendo. she only goes by the flow of normalfags
>>17980087go back to /pol/ faggotor at least take your meds
I think Gura
Could anyone post the picture of ryan gosling lying in a bed next to gura? It would be much appreciated
>>17980236
>>17980368
>>17980439
I know asking for a favorite stream is already a hard question, but what small clipped moment you like the most?It's hard for me to pick too but I love the Chris Pratt clip.
>>17980515
>>17980541It was all just a dream...
>>17977655how could you forget best girl, Gabriella Giselle?
>>17980500whats the shark drawin
gura will tweet tomorrow right?
>>17980574
>>17980451Ah yes I should kill myself not the faggot bringing /pol/ shit here saying women ruined society.
>>17980608Gura is currently lying in a hospital bed hooked up to a ventilator, she is unable to tweet.
>>17980574Gawr / Gura shipping art
>>17980608Yes
>>17980629Thats correct tho.
>>17980087the boogeyman ur looking for is (unregulated) capitalism which mr. benzo addict is a staunch supporter ofTUMMY WINDOW!!!
>>17980608why should she? member posts are still down and greys don't deserve to know what she's doing
>>17980515>>17980541>>17980567Thank you bros. I was about to listen to the metal gear solid 5 suffering monologue again and needed a fitting picture to look at
gura pls give us a sign that you're okay
Did anon finish his nude Gura model edit?
>>17980820Hang in there chumbie
>>17980897Or this?
Unlikely chance she'll do a Nintendo direct watch-along tomorrow?
>>17979905Me too! I hope she's feeling better
>>17981505She might join Ina
GO GURA GO
>>17981505Huh I had no idea there was one, thank you for letting me know anon.
>>17981579SHE DID IT
>>17981579Korone btfo?
>>17981855yes
Guys would you like to see Gura ride on this?
>>17982172wtf is that
Goodnight chumbuds. Gura cute and shark dreams!
>>17982433G'night chumbie.
>>17982423A faggot.
>>17981505at this rate I don't think she will stream tomorrow
>>17982423You don't cook do you? It's thyme that anon was making a dadjoke.
>>17982423The devil's lettuce
>>17982527Why do you say that? today technically would have been day 2 of her normal break days so I'm not worried. I hope we hear something either way tomorrow though
>>17982813she would have shown signs of life already. Art retweet tomorrow, next day schedule and maybe stream
UNPINNED!!!!!
i love the sharkyshe is cute and fun to watchi now go to sleep
>>17982973I don’t even have to check to know you’re lying
>>17982973Fuck you, made me look.
>>17982973>unpinned>at this time of the dayyou'll have to be a huge retard to believe this
>>17983068>gura streams at this time of the day oftenWho is the biggest retard here? Him or (You).
Gura makes me horny.
haiku for my wifei am her only chumbieshe is my sharky
>>17983148What a coincidence!She makes me horny too!
>>17983174This isnt the firstTime we wrote haikusBecause we missed her
>>17983256God damn female brat teasing ojisans! She needs correction!
>>17983116>unpinning schedule well past her usual stream timeshe has never done this
>>17983301first time that i writeoutside is cold and darkgura lights my fire
>>17983301Fuck that was not rightSecond line is only fiveI will kill myself
>>17983404There is always a first time, besides, if she streams around this time of the day, she probably has been awake for a while now.
>>17983148me too!
>>17983510she starts her streams on a very specific time of the day, not "around this time"
what if gura
>>17983510
>>17983640yeah me
>>17983636You are grasping at straws now.
>>17983636what exactly are you trying to say? she's been sick so anything she usually does when feeling normal doesn't apply right now
>>17983723you think? Gura is very consistent on this stuff. There's no reason for her to unpin a schedule around this time
>>17983688Yeah, that's me.
>>17982938She used to go two days without any signs of life at all, that's nothing new
Fat Tail
>>17983843Not outside the realm of possibility for her to wake up in the evening feeling better and think to unpin the schedule as a small sign to us she's functional
>>17983843Or any time in particular, she does stuff when she feels like it. The only consistent thing she does is to stream at a set hour.
when should i start concerning
>>17984075In about 2 hours
>>17984075Thursday
>>17984075If there's not any signs of life around this time tomorrow, I'm gonna concern
>>179840752 days ago.
>>17984075Nah, now every concernfag should go to the to the get well soon Gura thread, and leave her a get well soon message. If you don't she will not get well at all.
>>17984075I have been in constant concern since she said she was getting sick the implication behind it.
>>17984515I could use some
>>17984700
>>17984700>>17984753arigato, merry...
Can't stop singing to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EANs7DQaq4
>>17984753>>17984700Why would Gawr do this??
>>17985510ah yes the golden days of gura karaoke
>>17985738My fave prob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ww0939E3sGura really makes me work with pitching my octaves since I am much lower. I am also making her mistakes which is kind of annoying but I think they are cute
>>17984075pro tip: if Gura says she's feeling sick at the start of the stream she's just announcing a 3-5 days break
>>17986012She’s going to milk it all the way to next Tuesday so she can skip the valentine’s stream.
Where cartoon shark?
>>17986100Hooked up to a ventilator at the hospital.
>>17986095I don't think so, maybe some streams before the 14th to make up for the future canceled stream and then a karaoke on the 15th
>>17985510My personal favoritehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5CTmyhfqLo
>>17986095uoh knows i have a denial fetish
>>17986095>>17986182she implied several times that she will stream that day
>>17986095oh god, thread would go fucking nuts on monday if that were to happen
guys is goop goop going to stream today
>>17986288she also said the thing she ordered for the stream hasn't arrived. I expect the classic apology the day before and then radio silence
>>17986432uh oh comms schizo is grudge posting again
>>17986235Excellent taste.
>>17986426she likely has the coof so probably not
>>17985579chaos
Gura is sick and her plans are fucked but I still love her. I will settle for just vibing and listening to her sing/chat on monday if she feels better.
>>17977637>weight paintingI have no idea what that is but good luck.
>>17986635>Gura>doing something else when her plans get fucked
>>17979748Gura is far too jaded for that to be worthwhile, it’s better to try to make her smile instead.
God I miss Bloop
>>17986930he is deader than Gura
>>17986930>>17986981He got hit with that paint shaker. Feels bad,
>>17986100She is sleeping in my bed right now resting up. Don't worry I'm taking good care of her. She will be back to streaming in a few days. Thursday at the earliest.
Please, stop memeing about want to have sex with her. It's not funny
>>17976461Because she is you loyalist lickspittle
>>17988155I'm not memeing. I want to have sex with Gura. T u T
>>17977655cringe
>>17988155youre right. im just gonna have sex with her
>>17978543Kick the baby!
>>17988155I am not writing it to be funny
>>17988395I want to hold gura's hand__.
i think gura could learn japanese (at least enough for jp collabs) if she had someone to help her
>>17988155But I do legitimately want to date SH because she is such a massive QT with a good personality
>>17988729ええ、私。
>>17988617Before marriage? You will go to HELL!
I want to gently massage Gawr Gura's gills
Gura is not a virgin.
>>17988895timestamp?
>>17988895correct she is pregnant with my baby
>>17988895Neither am I.
>>17988895my bad
4 new IPs and they all start shitposting in tandemProbably just a coincidence
>>17988980SEA hours
>>17975693Surprised nobody said Dead by Daylight, and horror games.
>>17988980No shark stream and no updates make chumbuds something something.
>>17988895Yeah, with ME!
>>17988980I switch my wifi to public wifi everytime I go to post something that I think might get jannied
>>17975693three or four rhythm games and dbd, and that's about it. Valheim at some point but she stopped talking about it because it implied she has non-hololive friends
>>17986680me and my wife
I miss Gura
Gura push-ups stream when?
Gura...alive??? deaD???
>>17989366noodle arms legit can't do a pushup.
>>17989159>POV a janny saw your post.
>>17989131
>>17989412She is right now, but she will likely be dead by daylight.
>>17989448>>17989366I just want to hear the cute noises of her failing to do a single pushup.
https://youtu.be/ysm_eZW-urw?t=3m38sHer voice :(
>>17989745No, I can't I can't hear her voice untill she returns. It will be all that much sweeter once I hear it again.
>>17989932>He doesn't have Gura in his lifting playlist ngmi
>>17989932same desu
I miss Gura.
>roommate post still up
>>17990844which one?was it mine?
>>17990844wut?
Do your nighttime reps bros. Get your rest.
>>17989088Love this.
>>17990844refresh the page
globalfag herewhy you guys got someone spreging out and posting dox in gura's art tag
>>17992037The post is still there. 8750
>>17992648#gwart? I don't see it. I only see art and moon ruins
>>17992648yeah, me
>>17992648why do people act like splits have some kind of control over schizos
>>17992648He's a faggot and is mad his dox posts here get deleted.
>>17992811no #gawrt
>>17992648oh I assume that one kr*ut faggot from here. just report and move along
>>17992747yeah, me >>17992863oh cool, that is the 1 world trade center. I once went up there with my cousin who killed himself because doki doki literature club told him to
is there someone that does ASMR with a similar soft cute voice as Gura?
>>17993235try Rushia or Okayu
I love Gura!
BUT WHY DOES SHE PLAY DA BAYBEE GAYMS
I cough a terrible flu, far worse then any covid I've had. there is a really nasty flu bug going around. I hope she's ok, this flu turned into pnuemonia and hospitalized me in the ICU for a week. nearly killed me. I caught covid x2, no worse then a light cold. this flu bug was a nightmare.
>>17994471I don't wanna concern
covid bait nice lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3pzq5ytMko&t=7155s
zzz
>>17994657night buddy
>>17988155Meming???
>>17994471Good to know, glad I got my flu vax with my COVID booster. Could be the latest H1N1 variant going around, those are usually the shittiest.
>>17994466WHY GOOP GOOP PLAY BAYBEE GAYMS
>>17993177
Love shork
>>17996258I'm like not even actually meming that. that is literally and legitimately what happened. I think I must have like autism or some shit because the only point in time I really got sad about it was when I was literally carrying his casket. Same thing for my grandparents. I think the only time's I've been legit sad over deaths were my dogs. I wonder if the day I went to the 1 world trade center was the same day as that twitter photo, but prob not
>>17996515kill yourself
>>17996573no, why would I?
>>17996515Wow, that's uh, quite something. Sorry about that. Not trying to be an asshole, but he must have been pretty unstable already if a game could do that.If people on 4chan killed themselves every time they were told to, this site would probably be empty.
imagine getting filtered by a game lol
>>17994466Because she is a baybee shork.
>>17996720my aunt and uncle put him on SSRIs or some shit for adhd. Like he got put on and then taken off and then put on other meds in some weird order. Like no way was it just doki doki, but he like purposely modeled a bunch of stuff off of one of the anime girls on there