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So get this, it’s a vtuber stream, about nothing.

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Awesome, i just love to see my oshii.

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>>17899832

>> No.17903669

Didnt a few of them do like sleep asmr streams/twitter spaces. I k ow of chammers and matsuri but I thought there was more

>> No.17903702

>>17899832
void fbk

>> No.17903711

>>17899832
Isn't that most of them?

>> No.17903760
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA JERRY

SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, AND NOT JUST ANY BOYFRIEND, HE'S A MASSIVE ANIME REVIEW NERD WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S TALKIN ABOUT!

>> No.17903820

>>17899832
What? Nothing? But what does she do then? Poke the screan?

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>>17903760
What's the real issue George? Mad that she's getting some action and you're not?

>> No.17904496

Would a Seinfeld vtuber show draw dimes?

>> No.17904533

>>17903702
Ironically one of the best stream in chuuba history

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>>17904496
>seinfeld vtuber
kiara is watching seinfeld

>> No.17907045

What was the episode where Jerry keeps getting challenged to weight lifting contests by several generations of old men? I like that one but I can't remember the name.

>> No.17907122

Nothing in the Vtuber sphere could come close to dying from poison tied to licking envelopes.

>> No.17907451

>>17899832
Hey Kramer, how did your standup go?

>> No.17908414

>>17907451
Michael Richards did nothing wrong!

>> No.17908478

>>17907451
not good jerry!

>> No.17908642

>>17907045
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

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IN? IN... you know, I got to tell you, I never do this, but the numbers, it's just that they're a little low. You have any clippable stuff?

The numbers are low?

Well, maybe your content...

Quiet!! You shut up! You make me change to EN, but nobody comes! You say rename branch, Noor have only IN channel. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people!

>> No.17909360

>George pretends to be a woman with a voice changer
>Kramer does vtubing but doesn’t post videos or stream because it’s supposed to be an exclusive experience

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Ah, you know how in discord they got vtuber specific channels? Nonstop posting about just one chuuba? Well, I'm bringing that concept to /vt/.

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>NO SUB SUPA FOR YOU!

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>> No.17909625

Mor elike jewtubers badum tss

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thank you Kramer, very cool

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SHE SENDS HIM THE SUPERCHAT MONEY THAT HER FANS GIVE HER TO HIM SO HE CAN BUY CONDOMS, IT'S NOT SOMETHING AN IDOL WOULD DO!

>> No.17910235

>>17899832
>She's got girlfriend energy, Jerry. You ever met a girl with girlfriend energy? She's vibing, Jerry. She's lustrous! And she's got the numbers, Jerry. She's got the numbers to back it up!

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>>17910076
Well I'll tell you what, my friend Bob Sacamano just figured out a way to send aka supas at half the price. Think about that George, an AKASUPA for fifty bucks. Why don't you send a complaint right to the source?

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>>17910257
half price? like a coupon or something?

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>I'm saying it was...pre-recorded. It was a pre-recorded stream, Jerry. She recorded the stream BEFOREHAND. Can you believe such a thing? And we're all watching it later, like chumps!

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>She's creative, that one. A real sparker! She's got the La Creatividad, Jerry

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>>17910442
No, no it's all in Argentina. You know the currency is a lot weaker there. So if you can trick the system into believing you're from Argentina, you don't have to bother with these big American dollars. BAM, same supa, half the price.

>> No.17910764

>>17910627
kramer, are you sure this is ethical?

>> No.17910931

Blessed thread
Thank you autists

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>>17910627
I don't know, that seems like financial fraud. I feel like I could get in trouble somehow.

>> No.17910953

>>17910764
George, if it wasn't ethical, do you think I'd be able to get away with it for so long? I've been getting Vtubers reading my ARS supas for 6 months now!

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>>17899832
You don't know about the business yuri? Come on Jerry. It's just a little business yuri. It never hurt anyone, we all do it.

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>>17911493
What the hell is "business yuri"? Since when is yuri a business?

>> No.17914745

What's the deal with flush superchats? The streamer gets up, makes an excuse to take a break and suddenly everyone's donating 1 or 2$. Imagine that in any other line of work. You get up from your cubicle and go to the bathroom, on the way all your clients slip some money into your pockets. You go past your boss and he goes
>You're going to drop off your kids at the pool? Here's two quarters. Have a good time in there.

>> No.17915727

the only good thread on this godforsaken board

>> No.17915852

My sides
Never change, anon

>> No.17916252

This show isn't on Amazon, it never fails to disappoint me.

>> No.17917047

>>17911587
last time i had business with a yuri i nearly had my head blown off

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>>17910076
>SHE SENDS HIM THE SUPERCHAT MONEY THAT HER FANS GIVE HER TO HIM
I got this george old pal don't worry a single hair that's left on that shiny head. I'm gonna burn that dumb pompous shit heads car down he wont know what hit em george. Its a full proof plan george and that will teach him what's what.

>> No.17917186

>>17899832

kiara thinks kramer is a seiso idol

>> No.17917324

>>17906915
>heart shaped pubes
sex. immediately.

>> No.17917612

>>17917324
also factually inaccurate

>> No.17917744

But Kramer she said she wanted to step on my balls!!! for crying out loud how much more can a guy take.
George old buddy those 5 second clip videos are just bait, y'know a little teaser to draw the audience in. But take it from me once you're in bing bang boom you're waking up in a bathtub minus a kidney.

>> No.17918231

good thread

>> No.17918662

>>17918231
Prety sure that unless you only get newfags, you can't go wrong with a Seinfeld thread. Still, nothing ever tops that one Inuyasha crossover.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/167819226/#167819226

>> No.17918907

>>17917612
elaborate, is she bald down there?

>> No.17919246

>>17918907
She lasered it off, as she revealed in Coco's holotalk.

>> No.17919974

This thread gives me hope for this board.

>> No.17921549

Best thread on /vt/

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>Hello, /jp/

>> No.17922051

>>17919246
Shit taste on her part desu

>> No.17922202

Get this. It's a vtuber streaming agency. Except..get this..no one streams

>> No.17924418

I’d watch a Kramer vtuber

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>>17921917
OH THE TOUHOUMANITY

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>>17921917
Hello /vt/
My, it seems like the days schedule is pretty empty. But I'm sure you don't mind, do you Jerry? Well if you don't mind the ENs then I won't judge you.

>> No.17927189

>>17899832
but that show was not about nothing, it was about jews being sociopaths

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>>17906915
HEY! BAD CHICKEN!
MESS YOU UP.

>> No.17927618

>>17908642
It's go time

>> No.17928253

>>17907451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZde2tEK1Y

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>>17906915
Nakadashi Kiara

>> No.17928566

>>17899832
[laugh track]

>> No.17928616

>>17906915
Kiara has shit taste in sitcoms

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So I've been wondering.(Mmm delish) How do I groom a vtuber.

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YEAH? WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR OSHI

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>>17928621
You want to groom a vtuber? What are you Harvey Weinstein or something?

>> No.17929866

>>17929071
why would you say that to YAGOO george?

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>>17929342
Those girls are alone Jerry. They're all alone AND THEY NEED MY HELP. If I can save one of them. I can protect her.

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>Tell me your sins, my son
>Well, I should mention that I'm a deadbeat.
>Oh that's no sin.
>Oh good. Anyway I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Watley. I have a suspicion that he converted to deadbeat purely to dox.
>And this offends you as a deadbeat?
>No it offends me as a doxfag.

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>I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU SCHIZOS, and you're gonna hear about it.
>You, Tanigoo. My daughter tells me your corporation STINKS

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>>17929962
George, your life is enough of a mess with one menhera. The last thing you need is to bring in a second one.

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>>17933570
Maybe they'll cancel each other out. Like rabbits Jerry. Rabbits. When you have one it's all nervous and jittery but when you have 2, they both get calm.

>> No.17939283

>>17906915
SEX

>> No.17944846

>>17906915
How can you not love her

>> No.17945253

>>17929071
His oshi is on a month long hiatus...

>> No.17945554

>>17945253
Uh oh, she's too busy having sex with George to stream now...

>> No.17945605

This thread's gold, jerry, GOLD!

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- He posted *hahhah* it.
- He posted it?
- It.
- Are you sure it wasn't something... not it?
- Oh, it was it.
- Maybe he spilled something!
- He spilled something alright.
- All over?
- All over.
- So what did you do?
- I told him to tell it down.
- He posted it. Wow. I've known him for years, he never seemed like the posting type.

>> No.17948675

>Still no post of Kramer sliding in through the door
Shit thread

>> No.17948730

>>17909521
Did that really happen? That's fucked up.

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>niggers
>*leaves stage*

>> No.17948904

>>17948730
I'm not sure if it happened with any chuuba, but Kiara really likes it when people send birthday superchats, because she's happy they spent the day with her.

>> No.17950385

>> 17948878
surprised it took this long for someone to make a laugh factory reference

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