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I love Ina!

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I love you Gura!

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I love Reine!!!

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I love Ame so much, bros...
I really hope her move goes well. Moving is always a pain.

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spit some fire /hlgg/

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Send help, I'm actively losing braincells to Luna
and it feels good

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Chicken.

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Sora Car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEyqJmkpPfY

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KIARA LOVE LUST

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V is enemy

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They all want to fuck Ame!

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>>1783300
https://streamable.com/d62vw8

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>>1783273
I love Ina too!

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Tell me about Luna, why does she wear the mask?

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Crashing this thread, with no survivors, nanora.

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I came here to laugh at you nanora

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>>1783305

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the thing about my shark is, she dances you see

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>>1783299
I want to do karaoke with Sora!

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Moona and Kiara will be on the JP server at the same time in totally not a collab

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>>1783311
Hey, me too!

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I just realized that Mori's upcoming birthday is on easter. I don't know whether that's intentional or not but that's pretty funny.

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>>1783299

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animalisticlovemakingwithollie.webm

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>>1783311
Hey, me too!

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I don't have time to post something witty, get the fuck in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWIwwP6IPmc

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>>1783311
Same!

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Is this the luna thread?

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>>1783300
I am from Ameriga
I am from Ameriga
I am from Ameriga
I am from Ameriga
I am from Ameriga

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>>1783325
SEAniggers? What's this? I thought they hated each other.

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>>1783305

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>>1783328
it's not that funny, it would be better if it were pekora's birthday

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*is the cause of all evil in your path*

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>>1783301
heals the soul

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>>1783121
I think the MC spark is slowly being rekindled. Not sure what set it off specifically, but everyone (except Gura) seems to have plans in the near future to come back.

>Mori still logging in once every couple of weeks to cock around. Seems to genuinely like the fishing zatsudan she did. She wouldn't have waited around an extra hour for Ame and the IDs if she wasn't enjoying herself.
>Ame's begging people to stay or come back to visit means she's just waiting for other people to return before she does
>Ina finally came clean and admitted she hard raged at her guerrilla back in January but wants to come back (probably from watching the AmeID collabs)
>Kiara never really left

I'd argue Gura's main road block is that it's hard for her to get motivated without a clear progression path, which Minecraft lacks. She was so invested in HC speedruns because it has set benchmarks for progression and a clearly defined end. I think once the Ender Dragon arc starts again, she'll come back.

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i'm really impressed that luna is able to pronounce the wo in woman correctly, there's not really an equivalent in japanese

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>>1783330
god that's so hot

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>>1783319
look at her go!

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>Luna is woman
>Luna is mommu
>Luna is woman!

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Guys does Duolingo work. I'm about to get fucking shilled even though everybody and their mom is telling me its bad.

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>Luna is a mom
rrats?

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>>1783328
The failure of Moririn to permanently kill Jesus and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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>Luna is mom
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID IT

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>>1783325
I assume kiara's schedule is members only because theres nothing on her twitter. What did she even title her JP minecraft stream/ what does she plan to do if its not already a collab? just wander around?

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>Luna is mom

Who put a baby in the baby?!

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Luna is my mommu!

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>rrat = bullshit/lies

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>>1783360
just try it instead of getting 10 different answers from sociopaths on /vt/

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>>1783311
Hey, me too!

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APEX IN POLKAS MINECRAFT

APEX SAIKOU DA!!!

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https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1373833206105993216
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1373833206105993216
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1373833206105993216

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>>1783375
You fucking take that back!

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>>1783268
>tfw no Sora GF to lovingly release your seed inside of

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>>1783311
>2 floaties and bottom heavy.
Who wouldn't?

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Luna is not old....

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>>1783352
>Ina finally came clean and admitted she hard raged at her guerrilla back in January but wants to come back
What video did she say that?

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>>1782457
>Mori
Still my oshi and I love her to death. She's greatly improved in her streaming abilities like I always had faith that she would.
>Ame
Wish she did more streams like Superliminal since that was super comfy. I've grown to love her stubbornness and find it endearing
>Ina
Her streams give me a sense of ease. Perfect background noise.
>Kiara
Honestly I find her a bit more annoying now but I still like her. The yuribaiting has worn me down over time.
>Gura
Been watching her more since the latest Calligula stream. Great sense of humor and good collab energy. Solo streams are also good background noise

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>>1783363
You got it wrong, Jesus conquered death and in so doing, gave us Mori. yet another reason to be a follower of christ

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>>1783352
Honestly there was a time I wanted Gura to play more minecraft, but the absolute kino game choices she's had lately have made me not miss MC at all. Terraria is such a fantastic game, and I've never watched or played Metroid but Super is genuinely a good game that I'm sad I missed out on.

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I may not watch Kiara much but she's always going to be based to me.
She was the only one that had the balls to speak to Cover about how they treat EN. 6 months in and absolutely zero news about any new alt outfits where is Gen 5 has been given multiple outfits despite not even being a year old yet.

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this luna stream is getting pretty freudian...

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>>1783352
>Ame's begging people to stay or come back to visit means she's just waiting for other people to return before she does
Moona please colonize the EN server in the name of Greater Indonesia
>Ina finally came clean and admitted she hard raged at her guerrilla back in January but wants to come back (probably from watching the AmeID collabs)
source for this?

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>>1783360
It's vocab exposure, but the fact I could beat levels when I was fucking around learning French without understanding words by simply seeing which ones were capitalized and knowing that started the sentence tells me it's shit as anything more then a puzzle game.

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>>1783375
R - really
R - retarded
A - anti's
T - tirade

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>>1783375
rrat = rat

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>luna is my mom now
Later virgins

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>>1783365
Just a logo of Usada construction, doesn't mention it as a Collab

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>>1783121
>crowded aspect
I asked Kiara about why they have their own server and this is what she told me. I chose not to pursue the topic further but I was pretty sure it's bullshit anyway. There's no such thing as being too crowded in a Minecraft server.

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> swaggu te nani?

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>Polka thinking about APEX
bros....

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>>1783365
It's just titled "minecraft jp server"
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>>1783360
it will teach you many useful phrases and you'll learn some popular Kanji by way of repetition

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>>1783390
>casually mention that she had a tanline on her butt
>then drops that she's also bottom heavy
God, the fucking things this dork says makes me so horny sometimes

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>>1783385
>Yasashii Suisei
Hey...

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>>1783365
She's building a KFP branch as requested by Pekora in Pekoland. She can wander all she wants but would feel more comfortable if it was a collab cause she's not used to the JP server.

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>>1783375
>rrat = ration of rat

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>>1783385
We miss you too tree rrat

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momumamomumamomumamomu

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>>1783396
I forget if it was Touhou, Yuru Camp, or Duolingo, but it was recently.

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>>1783398
>Wish she did more streams like Superliminal since that was super comfy. I've grown to love her stubbornness and find it endearing
A short hike, her portal 2 playthrough, donut county, arguably most of her outer wilds playthrough.

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Defend this

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>>1783375
Fine, here's a 100% true rrat for you. Made you look, retard

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>>1783340
what did she mean by this

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>>1783365
Just "Minecraft JP Server". She said it's basically a pseudo collab, because she'll need someone to show her where materials and shit are. Moona fits that bill considering it's for Pekoland

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>>1783375
RRAT = Retarded Rambling Anon TakeMeds

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>>1783268
Sora mama...

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Shu-tudent

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>>1783360
On it's own? No, it's better to learn through textbook. It's meant to be a supplement while you learn through textbook, think of it as a replacement for language exposure, if you don't have anything to practice what you learned to, duolingo is good

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oh, that's a banger

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>Luna is Cash money Swag princess

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>>1783396
Members stream. She spoke about how the guerilla she did two months ago pissed her off so much she quit that very day up until now. It was also the very rare time she was ever legitimately FUCKING PISSED on-stream. It was honestly very painful thinking back.

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>>1783454
All the better to grasp shota cock with.

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>>1783299
I love my chikim
like chizos hate their meds
My chikim make 'dem seethe
like Ame on her games
Her mouth is so big
to fit a big rrat here
with an ass so big
like the seethe from evakeks
I WANT TO BREED MY CHIKIM

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>>1783455
Why is anon like this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPz4lrkarZ0

You will watch Suisei's totsumachi.

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https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1373838620063240192

Zombie schedule incoming

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Back in the student timeloop...

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>>1783455
I fell for it!

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>>1783445
mogu mogu yummy yummy

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Stop Asian hate

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>woman, student, woman, student
CALLIOPE LUNA NOOOO

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>>1783473
Wait, what pissed her off? I don't remember this.

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ccats to eat the rrats

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>>1783483
>implying any EN will show up let alone Mori

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>>1783463
Woman

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sutudan

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>>1783483
>dead of night
No I won't

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>>1783273
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

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I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDY I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

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>>1783483
I will, no matter the outcome the thread is going to be amazing

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>>1783473
>It was also the very rare time she was ever legitimately FUCKING PISSED on-stream.
Like in the Members stream or in the guerilla stream? I can't imagine Ina being mad or pissed off at all so I kinda want to see this

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>>1783483
>8 am
No I will not.

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>>1783500
luna's mortal enemy

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I love Yagoo...

Like a bro!

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My dog is not very funny LET'S GOOOOOO

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At least Ina can admit she has some anger problems, unlike some anons here.

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>>1783483
yes, I will

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>>1783483
I will watch the VOD

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>>1783473
How do you even rage at Minecraft?

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>Jp girls trying to learn english, doing their best
>Retard sends a fucking wall of text english superchat

Jesus even Kiara's LETS GOOOO superchats are shorter

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>>1783496
>implying you're only allowed to discuss the EN members here

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>>1783404
Yea she's shit on cover and youtube multiple times, one of the many things I respect about her, she also asked for some slight changes to her model early on.

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>Luna English
>Noel English
>Polka Minecraft
>Lamy Story of Seasons
>Azki's VTube Music Fes
It's too much. How can I watch all of this at the same time?

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>>1783385
Risu fucking sucks

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>>1783483
>7am
I'll try but it'll be very difficult.

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>>1783514
>gook
>anger problems
its normal

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>>1783311
Me too!!!

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>>1783483
Is she going to fuck Shien live though?

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>>1783520
I think people send superchats more often to entertain the chat than the streamer, it's fucking retarded.

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>>1783530
Jetri

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>>1783483
>8:00am
I'll be working, so nope.

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>No, this woman is not a teacher
EHH, PARDON??

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>dead hours
>get pandered to by HoloJP anyways
How many levels of based are we on, lads?

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>>1783495
She wanted sea lanterns and died in the middle of nowhere. Died again trying to get it. Got lost for about an hour and when she found where she died she realized the chunk was loaded and she lost her stuff. Tried harvesting sea lanterns again and got some, then died. Tried getting THOSE then died again. Lost everything after like an hour and a half and was absolutely pissed because most of it was her taking the boat out and floating around.

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>>1783452
Thanks for the recs. I completely forgot that I wanted to beat Outer Wilds before watching her playthrough.

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>>1783483
I'm not missing my oshi's birthday!

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>>1783273
But I don't...

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Weird how Haachama goes missing and all of a sudden everyone starts learn English ....

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>>1783530
I have so many VODs to watch this week since the Vtuber Fes isn't archived even if the playlist'll be there. There will be no deadhours for me this week even before I start checking out all the people who I liked on the stream.

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>Polka's minecraft is beating her English stream viewership

Clussy will never love her EN fans now....

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>>1783542
>we

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I was sleepy when I was watching Ame's member's stream earlier and when I slept I had a dream that I was watching one of her earlier superchat streams. When she ended I remember feeling annoyed at a dog in my house that I didnt even know whos it was so I found an ak and shot it. The dog turned out to be bubba so I threw him outside and when my family asked where he went I said the sex cult outside probably did it. I went on vt after and everyone was freaking out that bubba was dead and wondering what Ame was going to do. if its any consolation I felt really guilty when I woke up

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>>1783495
Died a lot and lost everything. It was supposed to be something she used to "relax" since that's why she liked MC but she lost everything and spent 90% of the stream out at sea or built into a wall with a small air pocket.

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nota teachaw

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Hey retards. Kiara and Moona are doing a secret collab where they build something together and they're going to disguise it as a surprise so the stupid fucking antis won't start shit before it happens. It's going to be kino and it'll start the new Kiara/Moona friendship arc. Better buckle up, niggers.

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>>1783530
I'm watching THE BOIS climb to masters before rank split.
https://youtu.be/GPMNXX_vFnE

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>for the first time since this board creation date there is only 1(one[uno{一意}]) ongoing kiara thread in the catalog.

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>>1783404
>Gen 5 has been given multiple outfits
why would you lie about something so hilariously easy to fact check

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>>1783483
>>1783496
>>1783548
Will it finally happen? Will the curse finally break?

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Go take a shower if you aren't watching chuubas, /vt/!

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Wangy wangy selmat pagi to all my ID anons. Indonesian girls are slowly growing on me so I need to start practicing bahsara

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Holy shit that 4 Pillars vs Gen 5 fight was excellent

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH MY SEXY MOM!

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>>1783559
The clown doesn't care about numbers. Also minecraft buff is stronger than eigo buff

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>>1783544
That's just a normal part of the game. Losing your stuff typically isn't that big a deal.

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>>1783559
The second one maybe, and that's due to it being a guerilla after the time all the burgers went to bed. The first one she did got around 8k.

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>>1783483
>>1783548
me too
I'll fucking stay up for 8 hours for my oshi

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In a twist of events that nobody saw, the baby is actually our mom

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>>1783569
No Astel perspective again?

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>>1783576
Nene...

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>>1783402
I honestly don't mind if she doesn't like it, but to be perfectly forthright, the EN server being a desolate favela is everyone's responsibility. It's not like the main branch where there's so many people actively cocking around that no one notices that none of the Gamers play it.

I don't think she should be forced to play, but imo I feel that helping establish the groundwork for the EN server is the responsible thing to do, not just for her genmates, but for future members of the EN branch.

At the very least, fucking tell people where the Nether Fortress and Drowned farm are, so they can work on progression on their own.

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>>1783579
You know I've actually gone to ID-focused threads and even those are speaking english.

Indonesians really hate themselves huh?

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>>1783563
Sounds like you saw one too many watchalongs.

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>>1783576
Proof?

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fatto catto....

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>>1783589
Yeah more or less. I think she was just embarrassed on top of frustrated since she apologized at the end of the stream.

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my cat is not a model

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>>1783454
The hands never bothered me but the way Pochi draws ears is certainly '' unique ''

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Has Gura said what movie we're watching tomorrow? I thought she would have done a poll or something by now.

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>>1783530
Go buy 4 more monitors. Problem solved.

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>>1783603
You're not gonna hang out on 4chan if you don't speak English well enough to be called a SEAnigger at least.

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nottamodelnottamodelnottamodelnottamodel

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>>1783577
よかったね、すいせい

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>>1783578
Fine...

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>>1783596
Nope, I have no idea how they plan these out.

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>>1783571
I'm enjoying her streams lately.

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>>1783571
Really? I saw 3 a few hours ago, someone probably posted doxx shit and got them nuked.

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>>1783618
She's overdue for a fan-ghosting and considering the short notice that stream looks like the target.

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>>1783563

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>>1783579
The collab with Ollie and Moona was really nice and from what I've heard Reine is really nice too; those three are the ones I hear people talk about the most
I don't really hear people talk about Risu other than yeb posting and >she's here posts
I hardly see Anya mentioned

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>>1783596
No Izuru either. I just assumed they weren't online yet until anon linked it.

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>>1783571
you're fucking right

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Chonkers hate! Taiga hate!

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>>1783630
Rip. I'd love to compare his perspective with Aqua's now that I've been watching her get her ass beat for a couple of days.

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Luna's having a lot of difficulty not pronouncing d as do

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>>1783618
Honestly most JP watchalongs they don't really give you a choice. It's only really Ame who consistently asks for members feedback for the movies.

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>>1783299
Heartaches by the number, troubles by the score
Everyday you love me less, each day I love you more
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number, a love that I can't win
But the day that I stop counting, that's the day my world will end

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>>1783571
Is this grounds for the final trumpet?

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Post an image with more SOUL

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>>1783589
It doesn't help that doing anything in the water in Minecraft can be extremely annoying, especially with literal seanigs throwing tridents at you.

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>>1783639
There's like 5 Prisuners on /hlgg/ so our talks aren't important, it's easier to just enjoy her streams and Yeb when needed.

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>>1783577
not so fast

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>>1783425
If it's full Usada, doesn't that mean that Coco should be there?

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>>1783563

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>>1783559
I think all the JP girls don't really expect their EN viewership to skyrocket all of a sudden just because holoEN grabbed so many EOPs. It's just to get their foot in the door, because it's a no-brainer move and you can reassure viewers much later on that this isn't going to be a one-time thing, because "look so-and-so was learning English as far back as 2021"

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>>1783273
H-hey.. m-me too!!!

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>>1783654

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Is there any material that tries to help JOPs with terminating consonant sounds?

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>>1783571
She can't even get the numbers in anti-threads anymore...

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>>1783654
I assume the different coloured fish represent the EN girls

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>>1783667
It's okay, you knock off Shadow. She's not orange

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>>1783422
Ma-masaka...

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>>1783634
One of those 3 was already over bump limit and in page 1, other one hadn't gone past 20 IPs for over 7 hours.

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>>1783640
Honestly the 3 of them developed a really nice bros dynamic with Astel and meika being the loud kids and izuru being the "why do I have to put up with these idiots" one.

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Noel is cute

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Jesas Flare is a strong wrestler

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>>1783639
Ollie & Moona could easily have close to a million subs each if they were officially EN instead of ID, and Moona, although she lacks the EN/JP language skills that the others have, is entertaining in her own autistic way.

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how do I fuck

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>>1783365
She called it a pseudo collab during her stream.
They're just building their projects at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783656
I'm going to have to stop myself from calling drowned 'SEAniggers' if I play minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783268
Sora GF...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783664
4* The 5th is Risu.

[Anonymous No.]

Post rare soundposts you don't see here very often.

[Anonymous No.]

Windo is enemy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783680
what if Enma is colorblind or something so she thinks Suisei is orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783639
Anya's times are always at like 3AM for me but I try to catch live when I can. I still like her a lot but because I'm able to catch Reine more, she's also been really growing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783675
You mean like Amelia's hic?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, you are happy right, overseas sexy guys?

[Anonymous No.]

The Rrat King, the King of the Rrats, he rules the Realm of Rrats from his massive castle made of rotting meat and pig intestines

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
Kiara has reclined.......

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783675
sandpaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783655
Humanity must be silently going extinct, its my only answer that or jakarta sank and we don't know yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783121
I mean, I don't know if chat would say that. I don't know if there's precedence because I don't really watch the ID girls.
Maybe it was better for them to start out in their secluded server, which was a different version back then, but it wouldn't be hard for them to migrate. You can download worlds from Minecraft Realms locally and just paste the areas they built shit in onto an empty area of the JP server. Someone at Cover could do this in a single afternoon, maybe less.
It is possible that there are some Minecraft autists among the Gen 2 girls, but they'll still never be able to do any "impromptu collabs" with the main branch, only being able to do such a thing with girls they're already close with. As a result, gap between the EN girls and the JP ones, which is already huge because of the language barrier, will be even more difficult to cross and we'll never see something like the PekoMoona relationship blossoming again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783695
Sora sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783483
Of course, she's my favorite JP
I'm not looking forward to deathstarfag shitting up the thread tho...

[Anonymous No.]

Suisei is just a Japanese Calliope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
Just wait until she streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783404
When did she speak to Cover about how they treat EN and what did she say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783686
2 boke 1 tsukkomi seems to be the magic ratio for peak comedy.

>Astel Meika Izuru
>Ame Ollie Mel
>Ame Ollie Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783727
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

Tick tock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783668
low chance since Coco is not doing Minecraft recently and being addicted to the horse gacha as well and being blocked by the manager

[Anonymous No.]

I really just watched a gal talk about fish for two hours and I couldn't get enough, I would love to hear her go on and on

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783650
They don't give you a choice but they do give advance warning so that everyone can buy/rent/download the movie.
I think this guy >>1783633 is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783685
>>1783634
>and in page 1
page 10 I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783736
She lowkey shit on the 6month surprise reveal when it was just merch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783710

No I don't, that's not how it is at all. I just trade spices and silly stories with neighboring kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783483
Chances of an EN calling:
Ame: 10% due to timezones, but she has shown a history of calling in (Moona, Mel.)
Gura: 0%, should be obvious why
Mori: 15% and climbing ... She's a total autist about this stuff, BUT she did send Suisei a tweet. However, that tweet might have the substitute for a call
Kiara: 0% - you'd think this would be the best bet, but she's a sperg like Mori when it comes to this stuff. She only called into Mel's when she noticed Kiara in chat and asked her to
Ina: who?

[Anonymous No.]

The only reason I read these threads is fear of missing out. I'm addicted to Hololive information, be it a tweet or something that happened on stream.
The threads don't make the streams more entertaining for me aside for a few exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783753
I need a timestamped link

[Anonymous No.]

Tabletop stream when

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Enma hate Japanese people so much? Is she actually K*rean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783742
Because I'm not related to Ollie
Heh, that joke works on multiple levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654
You know who is also big into aquariums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783743
Is it too taboo for both of them to have a collab road to 1M?
They could be creative with it since it's unprecedentef. Since at this point unless something exceptional happens they're both reaching it the same week or even the same day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654
>That green T

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783578
てたほ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783759
>Gura: 0%, should be obvious why
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783325
>>1783431
>>1783443
>>1783691
>>1783459
we haven't had actual moona x kiara interaction yet other than that little theater production they put on during the pekora collab, what do you think their interaction will be like if they actually talk to each other? Their personalities don't really go together imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783618
She mentioned the live-action Flintstones movies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783602
Ina knows where the Nether fortress and farm are at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783727
Damn... that's fucking cute, I might watch some Sora streams now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783774
Because she literally can't communicate with Suisei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783764
Mori confirmed soon during... either T1 or fishing. They kind of blended together for me. Hunter the Vigil

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783764
never, someone post THAT greentext

[Anonymous No.]

curasu room

[Anonymous No.]

Mori will not do anything for Suisei's birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783769
God?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783559
She got a lot of SCs, though, so I imagine she's still feeling a lot of love from her overseas fans, even if they're not as numerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783759
Your Oshi would hate you for excluding Ina like that

[Anonymous No.]

fuck L

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783784
Do not watch the new model reveal if you don't want to adopt a little sister or GF depending on how your brain works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
I'd only allow it if it was a fallout 76 collab stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783743
They'll take forever to reach 1M. Gura, Mori and Ame rode the wave when EN was at peak popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783776
They'll talk about Pekora for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783797
Do not post that green text or I'll be forced to post the cat.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
You stupid don't mention that, you're gonna jinx it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783807
t. Light

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
Does this count as inclining or declining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783559
THIS JUST CONFIRMS THE EN VIEWER BUG!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783807
t. Light

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783774
I'm guessing because she can't speak Japanese or its a rrat about the among us collab but since he put Ame at 10% its most likely the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783801
Mori and Suisei want to collab but management won't let them. Suisei is the collab Mori wants but keeps getting denied, it's not Critikal like everyone things.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for Luna, it must be frustrating struggling so much to pronounce English words

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
Would need to be 2 different streams because of superchat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
They should, that'd be nice. Maybe even some All of EN over 1m celebration. But I don't think Kiara could manage not trying to be the center of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783826
>>1783829
lightmind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783814
You left Gura when she was small. You have no power over her or her genmates anymore

[Anonymous No.]

How would an offcollab between Ina and Kiara go? I feel like Kiara is the kind of person that would make fun of her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
>More Ame thread than kiara thread
Oh no no no KFPbros, I thought Kiara rule this board?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783807
t. Kira

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783796
Gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783577
Mori will NEVER pick up that phone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783817
EN really did recline huh? Remember when everyone here preached them being the "most successful branch"?

What caused it? Could the girls have done anything to stop the recline from happening? I think if Ame was still in autist stream 60 hours a day mode it wouldn't have mattered in the end.

Gura releasing a single could have helped but it probably would have just delayed the recline from happening rather than stopping it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783430
Polka's content for the past few months has been nothing but ark, minecraft, zatsudans and the occasional fotm game. Shit's so bottom of the barrel even apex would be an improvement. Maybe it'll help her escape from orbiting the ark hags and find new holos to collab with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783571
oh boy, just wait until the non-collab with Moona

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783831
Or it's 0% because she's super shy AND can't speak the language. Ame at least has a bunch of JP collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783814
Fallout 76 you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783817
All of Hololive and the greater population of not terrible VTubers rode Guras wave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783578
i will take a shower after i finish masturbating, thankyou

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783797
I think it's been lost to time hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783730
>deathstarfag
explain?

[Anonymous No.]

GOOD AFTERNOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
What would Ina and Kiara do for a collab endurance stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783818
>Whenever Pekora's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

Noel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654
>Ina/Mori/Kiara spend countless hours learning how to draw
>Amelia consistently draws better images
Soul is real and Ame exudes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783725
This is a good point. Things have changed since the creation of the EN server quite a bit. Hell, back when the ENs made their server they were actually still within the 1 month collab lock so they probably couldn't have even gone to the JP server even if they wanted to.

If I'm not misinterpreting something, it's possible to link MC servers. I believe the JPs have done this with their resource server(s). I think it would actually be pretty sick to link an EN server with the JP server so that they can all interact while still having a clear separation to grow on their own if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783764
Gura feet UUUOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783527
How did she get away with this?

[Anonymous No.]

Any scheduled Aqua stream??
I want to watch her APEX livestream for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783754
Rrat: "Spices" is a corporate codeword for "participates in the Triangular Atlantic Trade"

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon /Hlgg/ !

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Gura really enjoys being the cutest girl in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783866

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783850
>I feel like Kiara is the kind of person that would make fun of her room
nigga, kiara had rrats crawling behind her walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783680
Suisei lives in close proximity to the orange menace.

[Anonymous No.]

good afternoongoodaftanungoodaftenoongutaftanun

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783796
I wanna push Gura down and have some nice impregnating leglock sex with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783890
Not scheduled yet but she'll definitely stream it in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783754
>>1783891
Guys, I really don't know which RRAT to believe in this time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
Hololive in general has reclined, not only EN.
EN is still the most successful generation by far. Just check the total numbers of subscribers for all 5 and compare to the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

Ame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783856
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

Good Afternoon, Ms. HLGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783792
Who's in it? All EN girls, or is somebody left out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
I think it'd be best to just let them have their own special time with their fans. They can do a fun collab a day or two later if they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783878
RFA

[Anonymous No.]

luna really is crashing this plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783879
>Whenever Pekora's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Do you know Pekora?
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783876
>no EN streaming for the next 18 hours
>it's the middle of the night

There is nothing "good" or "afternoon" about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783797
>Be Mori
>Putting the finishing touches on your campaign
>Be incredibly pleased and can't wait to see how much fun you and your friends will have
>1 hour passes
>"The goblin king stands before you! What do you do?!"
>Complete silence
>Wait a bit
>"The goblin king is here! Gura, what do you do?"
>"..."
>"Gura?"
>"Hm?! Oh, oh, uh, I wanna beat him up with my giant club! Huahua..."
>She messages you in discord "sorry was checking phone lol"
>"How about you Amelia?"
>"Uuuuuh, I dunno, talk to him, or something? ...Can you tell me what we're doing again?"
>"I-I'll tell you in a bit, my dude. Kusotori, it's your turn."
>"Can I leave? I wanna leave the room."
>"Wh- But- You can't just..."
>Heavily sigh
>THIS STREAM HAS CONCLUDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783908
The real rrat is that every rrat is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783894
I'm headed off, so good night anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783915
all EN girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783905
good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783739
Isn't this the Three Stooges archetypal comedy trio? You have a (often incompetent) leader, a fool, and a straight man.
Ed, Edd, and Eddy too now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783930
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
rocks fall, everyone diews

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783900
CASPER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783698

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783804
Polka already makes most of her scs in USD. She rarely gets yen superchats and they're typically just 500y. She legitimately abandoned sc reading when she started getting too many foreign scs. She really doesn't particularly care about her eop audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783874
did you said something anon?
>>1783933

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
Hololive has reclined as a whole. Pekora used to get 80k easy to a random minecraft stream and 129k to an improptu collab with a literal nobody. She's lucky to break 30k these days outside a rare minecraft stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
GEN 5 WHICH IS SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SUCCESSFUL THAN HOLOEN HAD AT 6 MONTHS:
>alt outfits
>3d (rip nene)
>a group song
>music videos
>inclusions in the official hololive meme videos
>3 batches of merch

HoloEN HAS AT 6 MONTHS:
>A plastic stand
>A keychain
>fucking bgm music

The """recline""" is only happening because cover continues to pretend they don't exist. They'll give 3 more homostars and ID1 3d before them as well. Gura won't get a tweet for hitting 3m just like 2m.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been many EN dead hours and you guys have been well behaved so far, I don't like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783878
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783759
I suspect Ame's chances are lower. Mel and Moona both had some connection to her. With Suisei I think Ame would feel like she's being a bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
I'm watching indies

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783901
very close proximity

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783945
This is the rrat. The girls have been studying up on their famous comedians. Geniuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783934
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783651
https://vocaroo.com/1b4uUKz8phLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783942
I kinda hope they'll do all the prep, learning the basics and character creation stuff off screen. There might be some comedy in that, but I doubt it would be worth wasting a lot of stream time on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
Man, I just miss Ame. I'm too tired to ritualpost or whatever.

KFP have had a rough week anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Skwaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
>"I-I'll tell you in a bit, my dude. Kusotori, it's your turn."
>"Hey Calli, it's been an hour, can we wrap it up already? We need to announce the new line of HoloEN bottle openers before they go up for sale on GeekJack."

Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

U! N! I! T! Y!
>What’s that spell?
UNITY!
>What is this?!
A UNITY THREAD!
>Since when?
Always has been! Always will be!

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that Coexist v Noefura match

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783875
Deathstar = name of Mori x Suisei ship
He's saying that shippers are going to constantly bring up Mori and whether or not she'll show up.
As a Deathstar chad, I'd love for Mori to show up but I'm not going to make a fuss either way. I'm mainly going to gush over Comet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783960
She's literally restarting them by switching to dedicated SC reading streams, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Luna just turned into a brurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
You really forced my hand, didn't you? You really had to push your fucking lunk. Well, I hope you feel like a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
>Japanese company focuses on Japan despite the English speaking market being worth significantly more money
Gee, never heard that one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
This. Not enough cum eating ITT.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPMNXX_vFnE
It's Izuru and Meika's last chance to make it to masters. Will they succeed or will they fail like Aqua?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783283
She’s the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
you get used to it
it's great when it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783531

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
You missed the one thread we went full retard then. I don't know how everyone spamming didn't catch a ban for that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783988
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
Also plushies coming sometime soon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784007
nose...

[Anonymous No.]

I THINK LIN SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783878
To complete the prophecy, they should both play Morrowind

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783988
>mori letting streams run longer than an hour
big kusa, kiara wouldn't have to step in

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783698

[Anonymous No.]

YOU AH CRASSROOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
I think this means something. These alt outfits/3d/songs etc are meant to improve viewership more than reward success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783980
>HoloEN
>Learning about games off screen
Anon....

[Anonymous No.]

I just realised that Luna has a vagina and that she likely has masturbated and even CUM before. And then I realised that every single one of the girls has. Can you imagine Ina cumming? Can you imagine the noises she would make? Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783771
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WATAME DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME GREEN VSINGER GREEN VSINGER GREEN GIRL IN HOLO EN GEN 2 TELL ME YOU FUCKING SHEEP TELL ME NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE I WILL UNSUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules.
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream.
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing.
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions.
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them.
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature.
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan.
>Give Watame an oppai mousepad.
>Focus on EN and JP Holos because they are the only important ones.
>Put some effort into the presentation of their big end of year multi branch live.
>Help them with projects.
>Acknowledge when they fuck up and move to rectify.
>Encourage new and varied content when the Holos come up with it

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers. Lamy's manager said she wasn't a good fit with anyone. Coco is being prevented from collabing with EN. Calli may be barred from collabing with certain Holos.
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people.
>Harass and stalk them.
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything.
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything.
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them.
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it.
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years. Also we decide your image so if Watame wants an oppai mousepad, she can suck it.
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame.
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE).
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger).
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions.
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover.
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them.
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao.
>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you.
>Have more Indog Holos because people totally asked for that.
>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen.
>Shot down Pekora's project, made her cry. Marine has to provide half the funding for her project out of her own pocket, despite Cover raking in millions.
>Oh we gave a bunch of Chinks mod powers in Coco's chat, tech company btw. Sucks that all these fans got banned, just submit a ticket through our fucking website, we have our best intern on it probably.
>Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf. Just like Asacoco 1.0, swimsuits, and public ASMR, it's less hassle just to can it.

[Anonymous No.]

>your classroom
>your classroom
you're*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784014
Yeah, the plushies AND the BGM music is thanks to Ina, not cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784002
ABAYO CHOCOBALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783991
Deathstar isn't a ship, it's just a collab pair like RainForest or SameTori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783982
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783908

The cool rat, which is me. And also (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783311
Hey, me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784002
That pic... damn you

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784031
>punish success
>reward mediocrity
Japanese business plans in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783982
Here's your soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

SKRAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Lin is a whore

[Bottom left Lin No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784060
Their best manager IS the holostars manager, so you may have a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784034
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784011
What happened this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
Sorry. I'm very focused on how good the eye tracking is on Meika's rig. I'd argue it's better than Mori's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783945
What's the /hlgg/ equivalent to this?
>overly confident team leader who drives events but often causes trouble due to not fully understanding the situation and pursuing their ambitions
>stubborn straight man who sees the flaws in their plans and portrays themselves as the smart one who goes unappreciated, but is too constrained by a self-imposed code of conduct to understand that the world isn't so black and white, allowing the audience to laugh at them instead of feeling frustrated
>the true dullard who often causes the plans of everyone, main character or not, to go awry by their unintentional interactions; a force of chaos that provides the truly unexpected to the routine

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784044
>Deathstar isn't a ship it's just a collab pair
I've seen it used as both
>like RainForest
Ditto for RainForest

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784004
Tale as old as time. Japs never learn. Imagine that Sunrise only now had an idea to seriously push Gundam in the west, and Toho just started setting up Godzilla shops in the US as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784002
Not gonna lie, when I saw that image thumbnail in a reply that that post, you gave me a mild heart attack you bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783895
i remember how excited she was during her debut about how cute she was!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783982
>>1784061
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783875
People that are keep pushing mori to collab with suisei, just like last mori draw stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784062
I fucking hate these vermin so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784065
whoops, meant to rename the file

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
>>1784034
>p-san (EnPro)
>"j-chad"
>Enma
>that "other" manager Ame mentioned
>Jenma

Please explain to me what all of these people do to justify a full-time paycheck.

[Anonymous No.]

lin is mentally unstable

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784008
Never post that pic again please.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey chumbuds wanna know one thing Kiara has 100% confirmed done for you oshi?
She got her to sing/hum way more often on her streams lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783770
I wouldn't want it. Nothing against Kiara, but I'd prefer to have the celebration or streams leading up to it be with Ina alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
>japanese company pandering to local demands when the global audience dwarfs it
Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah, on every fucking jap company, the sllat eyed fucks always do this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783988
As someone who has only played dnd and like rpgs for multiple hour sessions the idea of only having an hour or 30 minutes to play seems crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
I STILL hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783385
>That top reply asking if Risu has seen the commissioned porn on the ayunut tag
RISU DID YOU SEE IT YET? IT'S GOOD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
>HoloID Gen 1 after 6 months
>Every member has a new outfit
>Every member has released a cover and/or original song
>Full group cover song
>Group merchandise and voice packs

S-Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784056
>I'M the rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
EN blowing up hard in the beginning was a curse, trend hoppers were gonna leave eventaully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784038
Thanks Mooner

[Anonymous No.]

Takamori mention in Noel's stream....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784078
>Sunrise only now had an idea to seriously push Gundam in the west
Imagine a timeline where mecha is as big in the west as Japan... FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784072
Word cloud autism. Mogu beat out niggers and something else, though that was probably because it was split between people spamming nigger vs niggers 300 times in a post while mogu only has one variation.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about Polka that makes me want to strangle her while also making sweet passionate love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

What is this trash

[Anonymous No.]

takamori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783556
Her and Coco are still 0 no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784090
They aren't actively raping the Holos so for Cover that's above and beyond the call of duty.

[Anonymous No.]

Noel is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
You forgot about Kiara's shirt, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784127
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784060
Look at Pekora. She has 1 alt from last years new years. Can't argue she isn't popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784114
Oh. I mean, while it technically is spam, if the thread just feels like letting the derail happen it'll happen. Like the cum thread. Or scat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
We can fix that, Cunt Wars permissions when?

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts?
https://twitter.com/fukutamasion/status/1373178224415404035/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784076
Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784080
I dunno, I honestly think she's way cuter now after I got to know her better in these 6 months. Now I know she doesn't just act cute, she's cute inside and out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784077
Just because there are /u/schizos doesn't mean we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784134
So did everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
everything you said in your post is 110% true, and yet i am still glad these girls are with hololive instead of a domestic outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
Sorry doing my Friend reps while my sweet Gura is not streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784004
>>1784078
>>1784098
The thing is, this is even worse than a "JP company being JP company" kind of thing.

ID1 had A LOT more than HoloEN at 6 months. It's not just JP favoritism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
Love you too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
I remember Ame saying on the last thouper thursday that she'd get a big desk so when they get 3D she can go on top of it and dance.
That means they'll probably get Home3D? I'm sure management at least talked to them about the possibilities and what should they expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783859
See >>1783965

I will also add that the ENs didn't (couldn't?) participate in Bloom/2nd Fes in any meaningful way either making them even more ostracized. EN is also undersaturated which forces a lot of people to find entertainment elsewhere and opens avenues for them to simply drift away from Hololive in general. The fact that EN is still going as strong as they are while playing on what is essential hard mode is impressive.

Cover was woefully underprepared for EN and it's showing. The impending VSinger, Gen 2, and hopefully outfits will help revitalize Hololive as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/za91g8
http://poal.me/za91g8
http://poal.me/za91g8
http://poal.me/za91g8

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783542
we are truly blessed

[Anonymous No.]

chat really takes any opportunity to spam ntr huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784076
That's just Trinity.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with this clown yet I can't understand her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784132
her English is getting pretty good, I hope she moves onto real classes or a better learning tool in the future

[Anonymous No.]

what if Duolingo is here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784076
>leader: Ame or Gura
>fucks up the plans: Kiara
>straightman: Ina or Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784101
I need that squirrussy, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Is that your pen?

[Anonymous No.]

Luna... my brain onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783884
EN server would need to be recreated off of realms to install the cross-server mods.

[Anonymous No.]

Luna has gone full baby

[Anonymous No.]

This Luna English streams are really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784090
all manager jobs are bullshit jobs no exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a hololive picture I might be able to make a r*ddit meme out of?

[Anonymous No.]

My blain is bloken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784148
i could tell she was really cute for real right away but i'm glad you came around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783933
Ina Ina Inaaa...

>>1783963
That's not the one I was thinking of. I hate it too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784113
Well, at least I can buy gunplas in my local Target, that's a start. They're betting on this Legendary movie project to popularize it, it better not be dogshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784034
>>Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf
This is the one that pissed me off the most. Almost fucking everyone, that isn't an autist from this place, was invested in the horror arc, there were a bunch of really well made fan OC's that were displayed on her channel and you know how chammers really cares about her fan interactions, she must have been fucking livid.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you enjoying the stream, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783863
shit how would that even work an hyper autistic extrovert that can barely interact in collabs against a hyperactive retard that cant stand dead air.
The timing is also the worst timing since kiara will probably shut off due to the recent backlash.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have an image that you use as your wallpaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784166
>EOPs are cucks

Says a lot huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
I hope you guys all realize this is because they were making it up to Gen 5.
Compare this to Gen 4, who only got their first alt outfits a full year in, no group song that's original, etc etc. Gen 5 only got so much because it's the equivalent of a father giving their child extra love and attention and gifts after they lose a fucking arm to a freak accident.
Don't fucking use Gen 5 for your shitty narratives, faggot, especially not in a way that's clearly meant to inspire jealousy between the branches.

[Anonymous No.]

NO I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas my fucking ears Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784195

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783991
>>1784085
oh so it's just THOSE faggots; I thought it referred to some obscure hyper-schizo

>>1783991
>spoiler
I might go full gosling during her stream

[Anonymous No.]

You guys think Luna has done drugs before? Think of the baby smoking it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783941
It sucks they can’t play any game that requires a relatively fast reflex time because of latency issues. I want my Killing Floor and Payday streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tacos, yes
Orale Noel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783965
You can't convince-me that all of the HoloEN's Papas/Mamas don't have at least 3 alt outfits sketched for their daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784187
I think they'll have to do that eventually since realms only supports like 10 concurrent players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784207

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784171
No need for words when you got your hands on the clussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784141
That's one more than any of the ENs. Look at ID1, they got new costumes within months of their debut. Can't argue they were or are popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784204
Nanolish streams are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784185
>that's my pen i don't know you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784221
>Ina's papa
>making new outfits
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784148
she is cuter now, and it was especially cute when she asked chat to say that during the debut react

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784143
cunt wars
yeah that thread truly was at the deadest of dead hours and was moving about as slow as a snail

[Anonymous No.]

Something that i noticed on my time here is that any time Mori brought up the height timeloop, anyone that complained about it would always get a response like "Hey, manlets have it rough, cut them some slack." Meanwhile you see lanklets getting made fun of on /hlgg/ more than fat people are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784143
Derailing for a conversation during dead hours is bad, but will happen and has got blasted before. Literal text wall spam posting on cooldown should have seen a mass execution but the meidos were too busy jerking off to the newly legal 404 girl lewds since she turned 18 today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784161
>a branch that will take away EN1's fanbase will revitalize hololive

SPAM RECRUITING IS NOT THE ANSWER TO HOLOLIVE'S PROBLEMS, STOP TRYING TO BE NIJISANJI

I swear if cover announces Gen 6 soon I'm gonna blow a gasket

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784197
I didn't come around, I was on board from her debut, I'm just saying all these time with her just made me love and appreciate her so much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783870
The early Gura clips, like the one where she tried to do a wink for an akasupa, got 300K views in less than 3 hours. Gura basically broke Susan's weeb containment for a little while before she noticed and came back with a vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784232
What is kuroboshi doing then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784107
>>1783859
Check out the highlighted part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784076
Ame Gura Ina fall into this pretty easily.
Ame's the leader with harebrained schemes and thinks she's smart when she's definitely not.
Ina's the straightman trying to control the chaos, or sets up jokes for the other two
Gura's the dumdum who's causing chaos by being distracted and poking things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784207
I have 110 Hestia cosplay as my wallpaper to remind myself everything isn't always what it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784135
You deserve to be fired

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/NT6Pf28eCgQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784208
I don't care. This is not a zero-sum game where if one girl or gen gets and outfit or merch then another has to miss out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784204

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784243
Not paying attention to Ina? Dude's busy making a gorillion dollars making art for gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784123
>>1784123
It's just a template from a learning site, jesus christ you fucks are really just searching for something get offended at, pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784243
drawing watame of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784227
I meant Pekora not getting lots of extra outfits. But it might be on request since Rushia has like 5 alts

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784221
Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784237
>it’s been 18 years since Yotsuba debuted

Jesus Christ...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kiaoekaki/status/1373652970798153728

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784248
>pointing out Ame's failure is supposed to be related to all of holoEN

Your image was literally made by an Amelia anti, you're kind of mis-using

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784019
Boy do I have news for you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784261
I should know better than to assume people here watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784269
Pekora explicitly said she hasn't gotten new alt outfits because she wants whatever she gets to be perfect, and doesn't want to disappoint in any way when she does. It's up to her on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784204
i don't understand english anymore help

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784208
Commission more fucking artists and songwriters. They got Carmelia to write 5 different BGM tracks and couldn't spring for a 6th track for them to sing on together?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/42BrOiRl2AU

アペックスは最高です!

[Anonymous No.]

3 more days. Prepare yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just watched Mori's Omori stream
>Sniffs gets more emotional over the idea of Hero losing Mari than the fact Sunny killed his sister
She is starved for love and romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784101
>she liked the lenny tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784195
Sure, here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784221
At least we know Nachomama is working in NekoGura art

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784285
I love this one brain cell creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783992
I'll believe it when I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

These numbers are monsterous. How does she do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784218
she's a jap who's clearly never gone overseas so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought different artists can make outfits? Azki had another artist do her second outfit i thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
By building a loyal audience for nearly three full years, anon, how is that not fucking obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784195

[Anonymous No.]

>As expected this is rejected

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784261
dude's busy working, not every papa or mama can be Huke or Pochi when it comes to interacting with their child

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783831
>>1783774
>>1783759
>>1783787
>>1783865
do you retards not remember Gura sent in a whole fucking subtitled video message to Shion? The language barrier is not the issue, its the fact that she has no relationship with suisei (at least that we know of).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
JP inclines, EN reclines, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784195
Here

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamy dakis are finally shipping out
Can't wait to use it during her ASMR streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784255
I love her cover more than the original one

[Anonymous No.]

DICKSHUNORY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784019
anon....stop embarrasing yourself like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
By being cute and hardworking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784269
Pekora is not getting outfits because she is retarded and keeps rejecting every single outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784320
You mean a scripted message Shion asked for Gura in advance to her manager? You really think Gura just did it out of the blue?

All JP events are scripted. It's not even a secret Shion literally explains she asked Gura for the message before her birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784076
Damascus and two of the voices that live in his head

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784039
Literally all of EN's merch so far is thanks to Ina and Kiara. And yet cover still demands it be produced and shipped from japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
By being willing to strive for an unobtainable goal and suffer for our amusement while trying to get there. I don't even like APEX or care about Aqua beyond thinking she's a nice autist, but I've been watching her go nowhere in like 15 hours of Apex this weekend while enjoying AZKi's marathon.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784034
>help them organize schedules

They don't even READ the schedules. Remember Mori had members Minecraft on her schedule for a full week and her manager only realized shortly before it was about to start

[Anonymous No.]

>No outfits for EN
Don’t all the artists have to be on board/free for this to happen? Tbf to Cover maybe they want it but they just can’t at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784279
No it's not, it's meant to show that she's consistent as fuck with her FPS stream numbers, and the highlighted part is to show the most obvious split between pre- and current liveview "bug". This was made to show that she had 0 incline, and also that she actually has a bigger audience for valorant but chooses to stream apex for collab opportunities.
And this is only considering her solo stuff. Her collab with Mel and ollie and just her collab with ollie both has 300K views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
peak sufferkino
Aqua is unraveling before our eyes trying to reach master solo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784261
Kuroboshi is doing stuff for Ina though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784279
>anti
Seems like they were coming from a neutral standpoint, more than anything.
>>1609463

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784320
Don't, deathstar faggots are delusional and want to force interaction based off of literally nothing because they're massive schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784347
That's not what scripted means, anon, that's called collabing

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
How many live concurrent viewers did she get for each of 'em?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783771
Cawfee

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stream when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784347
my point is that shion and gura talked a lot, which is probably why she asked her for the message in the first place. suisei on the other hand, we have no idea if she has every spoken with gura

[Anonymous No.]

I am unlearning English and going to invest fully in Nanolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784320
what this person said >>1784347

[Anonymous No.]

Polka....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784242
Could be. Youtube has done worse.

[Anonymous No.]

wotissatwotissatwotissatwotissatwotissat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784314
That's like saying Tom Brady wins because he's good at football. You provided no detail on HOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784372
Gura's Japanese is better than Shion's English. Of course they talk all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784341
she probably doesn't want to use anything besides the "iconic" look

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784351
Didn't Ame sort her own merch/assisted by her manager?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori released another members stream just now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahZ0Fli9h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahZ0Fli9h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IahZ0Fli9h4

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784375
what i said>>1784372
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>Noel finishes her reps
>Tune in to Luna
>WATISDA WATISDA WATISDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783759
>Gura: 0%, should be obvious wh
look, i know gura is bad at mario kart but stop acting like she'd be petty about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to do your Palette reps Anontachi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud73fm4Uoq0

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784090
Jenma let Kiara stay at her place and stream for a few days back when she was having pc issues / was moving a few months ago.

Other than that, there's not much I can remember them actually sharing about their managers doing anything (well, that and there was that time Enma subbed in as a fourth player for L4D2, which was the inception for the whole "character"). You can take your pick if that maybe just means they actually do stuff but it's boring background work that's not worth mentioning (or not allowed to disclose), or it means that they're truly useless parasites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784371
On the 25th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784388
don't care, did not ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784362
It is, it's a comparison over the period of what amount of liveviews translates to in terms of VOD views. You can see on the chart that her VOD views pretty much remained the same but there was a clear date where the liveviews got split in half pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784347
shion herself said she asked for it at the last minute and gura accepted and was surprised it was translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784317
It frustrates me to no end that JOP's no doubt think of foreigners as being unfunny as fuck because for the majority their only exposure to the western fanbase is through fucking reddit. Why is reddit such an unfunny, boring and repeatative shithole? Thats not even addressing how mindnumbingly stupid their userbase is and how they have this strange, almost alien false camaraderie amongst each other that collapses the moment someone talks out of line.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw missed this live

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784374
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784374
please support my retarded daughter's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784387
Nope. You will get Booth/Geekjack, 6 month lead times, and shipping that is as much as the goods, and thank Cover for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783599
Changed because it was pandering to the bugs. Didn't get a new years outfit and no 3d right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784385
She doesn't have to use it, just get it and get tons of numbers and supas for the reveal stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784166
Most casual Hololive watchers are ironic weebs hiding their hobby under layers of “step on me mommy” and “NTR.” Notice that these are both submissive things. Even when joking around they can’t help but be little bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784399
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784394
gura always talks about how her manager yells at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784358
There are so many factors involved that more than likely make it harder to do than we think, which is why some girls get nearly a dozen while others don't have more than one a year in.
Meanwhile, business illiterate anons think giving the girls new toys and shit to play with/sell is as easy as:
>JUST PRESS THE FUCKING WHOPPER BUTTON, COVER, THE BUTTON THAT MAKES THE THING GO!
It's not that easy, but they want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784374
based
the only language that matters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784413
see >>1784399

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what happened to Klaius?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori made last month's T1 public.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything coming up worth looking forward to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784408
Luna and Korone were Transitional champs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784408
>tfw I did too
at least the VOD is still up but sucks that some portions got copyright striked

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
Eased off his obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784353
Isn't she really good at Apex? I've seen her play Smash and she's better than the average Holo. She'd slap the shit out of the ENs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784255
Reminder that this video had 600k views in January 1st 2021. It then had a fucking unbelievable surge, receiving an additional 5 million views in the span of a month, two years after it had been released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784252
This sounds really schizophrenic out of context. Post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784358
I'm sure some of them like Huke and Nacho already have one or even more ready.
I'm concerned about Kuroboshi though and maybe Nabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784374
Based, everyone should learn the royal language

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784031
>>1784060
Momentum is incredibly important to this business. Waiting until a branch sputters out to give it attention it needed during its heyday is a losing strategy.
But then again Japan has been slowly circling the economic drain for the past 35 years so it's not a surprise their companies are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

i have a very bad feeling of deja vu about this specific thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784358
I'm assuming that's probably the case. I wouldn't be surprised if Kiara already had two outfits that are already in the pre rigging phase, meanwhile they're all just waiting for Ina and maybe Mori's outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784421
They can press the throw money at them button. The only one who's so big that wouldn't work for is Huke and while he may be busy with Stein's, he fucking loves Kiara and would make time. Meanwhile, both Ame and Gura's mommas have been cranking out chuubas so they clearly have time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784414
I'm not joking when I say I want Gura to step on me, fuck ironic M's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
I'm certain they understand the moderated levels on reddit. Coco herself mentioned to stop using copyrighted material which gave rise to template use which they seem to understand due to equally bad memes on that shitty review. Meanwhile people worldwide are tuning into holofightz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
He unfollowed Gura for some reason. Wonder if they had a falling out.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a cover anti episode
You like Amelia? Ina? Maybe you're a tallbeat dreaming of posting doxshit? Chumbuds wanting to numberfag with Gura?

Guess what? You wouldn't even know that bitch exists without Cover. Every single one of you is a willful victim of branding. Every dollar they take is worth it and then some, because their brand matters FAR MORE than whatever effort you try to hype them up to have.

Mori would be still barely scraping by with 5 jobs, Ame would have quit streaming, Gura would have probably offed herself. The brand is the most important thing, you have no argument. Lie to yourself that you'd be watching an indie though, it's cool. That green haired bitch you love is a by-product of Cover too, nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784443
UOOOOO-

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784161
>will help revitalize Hololive as a whole.
Hololive is doing the best it's ever been since its creation. Wtf are you doomers on about?

[Anonymous No.]

booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
He moved onto the next fad to leech off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784389
Shes awake already?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
Nabi literally made an artbook with just Ame, she's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784441
Youtube recommendations are a magical thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
he accidentally got castrated and hasn't been the same since

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784036
https://files.catbox.moe/10ypwc.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784456
oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

I fantasize about my oshi a lot.
It's just nice to imagine being with her. I know it's all nonsense, I know I won't ever be. But it's just fun to pretend and lose myself in that fantasy, if only for a bit.
Do any of you do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784456
no he didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
Eh, I'm sure they think we think the same thing about them, since they think we only see their humor as
>GRASS GRASS GRASS HAHAHA SUGOI FLAT FLAT HAHAHA
It's mutual worst foot forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784410
I know that, I was asking if she organised getting it in the first place or if she had manager assistance in getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
Nabi loves Ame quite a lot, she even tries chatting with her with language barrier, and played among us with her.

I have no doubt she'd be ready to draw Ame's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784443
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S SEXY HIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784464
cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457
hey enma,
you're still stealing paychecks

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
Gura didn't feed the stray can, so it went away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784094
I'm surprised Gura took advice on what was safe for her channel from someone who got their channel terminated and then shadowbanned in the span of a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Did you forget about Kanata's sufferkino?
Its the same thing, she was trying to get to master before the season ends. These types of streams get a ton of viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784477
yes, for hours every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784394
THEY ARE etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright why did Luna say no cap just now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784389
>T1 only get 2K or so (numbers probably effected by public views already.
Mori...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784299
NICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
The JOPs get a dose of reality everytime Coco reviews JOP memes and they're equally shit. 5ch realizes it as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784456
Why would you lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457
One day, this image will be attached to a good post. Not today, but some day.

[Anonymous No.]

you've got to fightto for your rightto to post fatto catto

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784426
Klaius is a clout chaser. Gura started reclining and Klaius stopped caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784443
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784491
>can
cat*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783639
Aside from >>1783664, there's also the fact that Risu pretty much always streams in the middle of the night for NA, and that she's on a weeklong break right now so there's almost nothing to talk about at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>they shopped in an ice cream cone instead of a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784408
>he missed wrasslin kino live
I was cheering for Nene the whole time during the 4 pillars vs. Holo5. Fuckimg hell that match was intense. And then there's error kino that sent my sides to orbit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784464
blessed same milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784444
>post roommate shit
Too lazy to ban evade so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
1) Japan is riding on a big wave of Apex autism for whatever reason
2) Sufferkino akin to Kanata’s Sans saga makes people root for her
3) Loyal JP fans not EN trendhoppers

[Anonymous No.]

「Polka News」 Polka is using creeper explosions to kill groups of zombies
Also belted out some lines from Gong and some voice impressions
I know not what goes on inside her mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784327
I got mine a while ago, and it seems like some people got theirs a while before mine. I guess the shipments are just spread out. It's really nice, enjoy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784440
She's amazing and you could make arguments for her or Astel being the best player in hololive. But you need a team to hit Master, and she's been solo queuing.

Even if she teamed with slightly-better-than average players like FBK and RBC, the communication alone would probably be enough to raise her up. Unfortunately she's said that she doesn't think she could act in a team well enough, coupled with the literal autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784507
funny you say that because he was in nacho's chat the other day when nacho did catshark

[Anonymous No.]

berry berry professor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457
Based Enma telling it how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784421
>Meanwhile, business illiterate anons think giving the girls new toys and shit to play with/sell is as easy as:
>JUST PRESS THE FUCKING WHOPPER BUTTON, COVER, THE BUTTON THAT MAKES THE THING GO!
It really is though if you're not a hamstrung small hindi company. Or what, you think art/merch/modelling/music commissioning doesn't exist and isn't extremely cheap and easy to use? Fucking christ, this isn't the 90s despite how badly you want to believe it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784414
>“step on me mommy”
I'm a masochist with a mommy fetish and I'd never say that. True mommy fetishists know that you have to gently segue to the femdom. It must come from an overbearing sense to nurture you no matter your protests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784520
They are too powerful and pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784520

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784440
Aqua is very good, but she would need to be great to hit Masters playing solo, especially this late in the season, even if she wasn't debuffing herself by streaming which takes brainpower and has lead to her getting a couple -48s from stream snipers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784488
She is paid next to nothing by Cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
>strange, almost alien false camaraderie amongst each other that collapses the moment someone talks out of line
This is basically Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784506
stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784508
the shirt slipping off her shoulder is UUOOOOHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784506
Big Fat Cat Tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784528
Polka News indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784438
there's an archive in youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654
Ame's drawing reminded me of Anzu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784501
That one thread that started with them laughing at us then melting down about how shit their memes were as well and getting clowned on was magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784545
so?
I'd accept shit pay for doing nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784067
Shinove is super active in their streams and has an active twitter presence, no other manager does that.
Its important to have at least SOME backing for whatever plans you have, that seems to be the main issue with EN, managers seem to hands off, to overprotective or do to little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784443
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783646
You can watch all of his archives if you care. His climb to Masters on Crypto are really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Because they're long ass streams for a non-debuff game. Having a lot of views peak in gets you insane views. If you look at one of the most popular running live streams on YouTube, Lofi girl, that has been going for a long ass time, the view count is insane.
>"viewCount":"337093255"
Now there's a number for ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784499
Good, get the fuck out. Less stupid faggots I have to talk over to be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>squirrel is enemy
Why does Luna hate Risu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783273
Hey, me too!
>>1783283
Hey, me too!

[Anonymous No.]

>squirrel is enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784553
oh, it's up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784498
She learned it a little while ago
https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1371699817521455104

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784463

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
Huke, Nacho, and Nabi are more than likely just waiting for Cover to send them some money and an email asking for another outfit. Kuroboshi probably has some ideas for another outfit, even if it's just reusing something from the initial design phase. I don't even know Mori's mama's name so I don't know about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
Kuroboshi is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784520
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784476
>Kiara just watching from the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784531
I...can't argue with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Polka playing Doom or Minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784551
SWITCH HATE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784527
Anon, you know the people who tune in are the exact same type who would tune into an XQC stream right? Her playing long hours will attract all sorts of stragglers who catch the stream in their feed throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784520
>>1784542
for some reason this reminds me of pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
i think that none of those 4 are the problem, maybe it is yukisame, she is probably very busy judging by the fact she only enters to twitter to give likes and retweeting mori's streams and only doing like 5 tweets per month, mori herself said that she is busy when mentioning the idea of herself getting an ahoge in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784508
>THIS is Nacho mama's style
>There are people think Gura will have boobs when she takes off her hoodie
Delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457
Just because you're the best thing that's happened to the girls doesn't mean you're not a pile of incompetent retards who're going to fall off the moment someone with a modicum of business sense finds good talent. Fuck, you're already losing in the vsinger game to a fucking company who's biggest talent has 500k subs to the point AZKi is worrying if her concerts aren't good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Apex is very popular in Japan and I don’t know why. Is it the loot boxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784520
>they shopped the dick in mentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784555
That was cathartic in a way I've not felt in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
The majority of JOP’s are just as unfunny and repetitive as EOP’s, anonchama. People in general like to all be like-minded because it’s easier to live in a society that way.

t. Friends with Japs

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784574
You're basing this off of fucking google trends? Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784494
>Kanata's sufferkino
It was beautiful. That's a prime example of why anyone who says "people won't watch someone fail the same thing over and over again" are dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784238
Being fair, if Gen 6 gets slated for a summer release (if it happens at all), that would've been a full year between mainline generation debuts. That's the longest gap outside of Sora-Roboco, if I'm remembering correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784457
He's not wrong here. People that willfully ignore this are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Which JP has the highest realistic chance of every becoming fluent in English in their lifetime? Is there anyone who may actually take it seriously enough to get really 英語上手?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784589
Maybe Nacho mama drawing boobs was what made it such a traumatic experience for the ENs

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784574
Hororaibu isu recuriningu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784595
The character designs appeal to the Japanese audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784204
Duh, I enjoy every Luna stream

[Anonymous No.]

Stinky Luna braps

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Mel.

[Anonymous No.]

>brand good because without brand, girls nothing
>now ignore brand incompetence
>brand good
American hours, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784589
But Gura's style is to groom her audience to a certain preference and then pull the rug out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784406
>such an unfunny, boring and repeatative shithole
Haha... yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Marine, Mel and Sora

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784629
>kiara completely missed the secret message

:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784584
Doom. mincraft edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784477
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784588
>Mori ruined Gen2 outfits
A joke can only be taken too far, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784530
>>1784541
>the language barrier wasn't what made it too hard for ame to play apex with aqua but rather the fact that ame just isn't good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Noel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784613
It really depends on the situation. She only got a ton of viewers because Sans is a meme fight and pulls tons of viewers sufferkino or not.
Most people don't want to see a streamer suffer over and over on a random level of a game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784626
Huh, I thought they'd be more into anime or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784447
True, as you can see from Akirose and Mel having downtime at important times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784612
Isn't it always fun to remember this board, outside of a few rare exceptions, are consumer "economists" trying to act like they understand producer economics?
Sometimes you just have to accept that consumers really don't understand what they talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784640
Don't worry, she absolutely saw it after repping the threads for that collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784162
I think there's probably more Chummates here generally, but since Gura isn't streaming tonight they don't seem to be as active.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
>>1784638
maybe Azki too

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
This is so Nene. You can't make this shit up. Legendary

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784464
Gura with booba is the only thing keeping from toppling over the precipice and fully embracing cunny. Thank fucking God artists don’t give a shit and give her a chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Luna saying SEX

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's a good thing that hololive is "reclining" because it means all the trend-hopping normies with 5-minute attention spans are leaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784637
The door's that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784640
What secret message?
t. not kiara

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to stay throughout this SC reading.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick Enma's anus

[Anonymous No.]

senkushu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784095
Same, don't want Ina to do a endurance stream either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784635
God that was a legendary couple of threads and it was only a few days ago which fucks with me

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, do you think /hlgg/ is funny?

[Anonymous No.]

Luna's "thanks" is pretty adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784629
>>1784640
>KIARA TAANAHI
Shark blaine pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784584
Deadbeats, will mori plays doom again? Not a deadbeat but I genuinely enjoyed her doom stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784574
now compare it to niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784629
>>1784640
>KIARA TAKANAHI
I see...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784477
This is really cute, anon. Give me your oshi, I’ll make a happy greentext for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784660
maybe it's an ironic thing

[Anonymous No.]

I want Kanata to crush me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784640
She didn't and even commented that Gura fucked it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Mel
Marine
Azki
Sora
Noel
And I'm still convinced Suisei knows English but just pretends not to. Listen to how crisp her fucks are.
https://streamable.com/s6dm7t

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784467
You can schedule when an unlisted stream becomes public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
AZKi is in the lead by a country mile, then Korone and Sora, then Marine. Everyone else is a meme until proven otherwise as much as I want to believe in some like the clown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784648
Who's that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784134
that shirt sucked.
even kiara said it sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT SUB TO EN2
I WILL NOT WATCH EN2

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784679
It's stabilizing rather than reclining

[Anonymous No.]

>leave the thread
>come back to severe numberfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784640
Which one? KIARA TAANAHI? She saw that one.
Unless there's another one I'm missing.

[Anonymous No.]

Luna's "thanks" sounds like "sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784695
>i didn't realize it was missing a K too

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
AZKI will be very proficient when she starts touring in the US!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
cute? maybe, funny? hardly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784690
Thanksh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784664
To be fair, Aki and Mel lost momentum for circumstances not totally in their control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784702
Nah she still has the japanese R. Her crisp fuck is unironically from being friends with Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784002
MEIIIIIIIIDOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784671
Cute pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784477
Every fucking day, and then I go to sleep and do it again in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689

Yes. It's not really my problem if outsiders come in here and just don't understand anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784389
>Four more days until the EP song preview in the T3 stream becomes public
Should be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Yes. When it isn't funny, it's comforting like a warm blanket and Hololive as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784650
I think Ame could (and has, if I'm not mistaken) hit Platinum solo, but has the same bad habits Aqua developed from playing solo for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784714
NumberCHADs are the strongest race

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784696
It's Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784702
Her mother was good enough to be a translator, so she learned pronunciation young. However, her mother also bullies the fuck out of her for not knowing English and fucking it up on stream, so she must not actually be able to speak it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so hype anons~
Who's with me?
I wish I can speak japanese :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Sometimes. Sometimes not. But I prefer the humor here to the alternative humor offered in competitor avenues of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
>cunt wars
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784728
Nah it's from her English speaking mother, same as her Maroon 5 setlists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784710
This but unironically, you EN2 faggots better make a split thread to speak about your whores because I will not tolerate that shit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784589
gura is FLAT like a CHILD and everybody knows it

[Anonymous No.]

Clussyoke..

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784587
kek tic neesan stupid faces are fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
When SEA, tourists, and dramaseekers aren't burrowing into us like a leech? Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Absolutely, though it is limited. It's within an extremely specific context and is very strongly dictated by the culture of the thread so it can only fully work in /hlgg/ and nowhere else. But that makes it so much funnier for us in that context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784477
I have no idea what you could possibly mean, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION

AME IS INFERTILE DUE TO TIME MAGIC GIVING HER OVARIAN CANCER AND HER PUBES HAVE BEEN IRRADIATED AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784705
Suichan

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784682
If you think this place isn't an unfunny boring reptitive shithole you've drunk too deep from the coolaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784635
Based Goomba. Footfags are subhumans barely a step above pineapple on pizza lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784710
based, fuck EN2niggers. i plan to bully them out of the thread as soon as I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/kmi4bn

LOOK AT HER GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784629
>this was christmas
feels like yesterday ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783569
They're doing pretty good so far. I hope they keep their strength up.

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784743
Dog, platinum is literally nothing. I never touched Apex before this season and I still hit it in under 100 hours including unranked while I was learning, and I'm bad at FPS. It's also only like the 30th percentile if that much from when I looked at rankings. Do you mean Diamond at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784702
Suisei probably takes the approach of learning a new language with the swear words first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
I laugh at you guys, not with you.

[Anonymous No.]

And just like that Luna is gone
At least I can go take a nap now

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Sometimes you guys are cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784508
>>1784445
Please Nacho mama we already have too many cat designs, give us something unique

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784702
>Listen to how crisp her fucks are
Fucking Comet's idol pussy raw as she tells you her fucks are the #1 best in Hololive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784770
Based.

School is for fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784758
she's not flat at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784712
Good way to put it but not as funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>given consent, would you put a baby inside her and take full responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Long running APEX streams always have higher viewers than other streams of the same length. The difference is because the game encourages viewers to join and leave the stream in regular intervals which increments the view count unlike just F5ing.
A viewer joins, watches for a few minutes until Aqua's team is wiped, swap to another stream for a few minutes while Aqua queues&plays through early game, and then rejoin the stream.

This is also how the Sans fights got so many views total on Marine and Kanata's runs.

[Anonymous No.]

/hlgg/ are a bunch of stinky fishies.

[Anonymous No.]

Amelia has a hand rig set for home use right? If she gets 3D, her homerig 3D will be far beyond anyone else in the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
Bro you already know Gura's gonna get a catgirl outfit, she herself wants it so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784499
it seems to be stuck at 2,758. It's probably the original view count as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
The fact that it's only funny in these threads makes it so much funnier

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784756
I know you're shitposting but there's a good chance a split thread will be needed for EN2. There will be potentially 6+ streams overlapping at some point if they all stream at similar times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Kiara
Yes, Yes and Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
I MISS GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i really really like this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784770
What's the full list of Luna's enemies now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Gura
I'd impregnate her then kick her down some stairs kids are bad investments

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784710
>>1784756
>>1784777
>t. Teamates that will drop their oshi and even shitpost about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
yes, absolutely, as many times as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
She wants one herself. Why contain it?
Soon, everyone will be catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784094
This is true. Why doesn't KFP bring this up more often instead of weird nonsensical rrats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784790
tits too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784801
i bath every day
you shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784801
Fuck you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784800
Wow you could probably tell how many games she’s played based on the number of peaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784818
I'm not sure about the full list, but she said wind, bird and school were enemies this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
go be a contrarian faggot somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784785
No, I mean Platinum. She'd rage quit long before hitting D4.

[Anonymous No.]

noel is really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784094
I missed when she brought this up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783966
Been watching indies and AZKi
Whoever posted the zomB, I hate you because she's so god damn cute and I've done this same song and dance in the other thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784785
She went diamond in a previous life, but she would need to really grind for diamond. I think she could totally get there though, but I dunno how much she actually wants to grind for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784208
Also they might be skimping on En gen 1, to push out gen 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784822
why are kfp like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784818
School
Bird
V

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
>>1784508
>>1784445
>>1784445
>>1784809

>Amelia
Scifi and/or Space cadet themed

>Kiara
Elegant dress and/or cocktail dress

>Gura
Generic catgirl, still cute (Farmgirl would be better)

>Mori
Shrine maiden

>Ina
Whatever F/GO character Kuroboshi feels like ripping off next

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Mori
Need I say more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784831
>KFP

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784749
I'm highly anticipating the stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784822
t.ako

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784094
The bigger thing is she inadvertently shamed Gura into doing more supachat readings when she roasted Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
>sad shark
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Ame
No, I fucking hate babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Ame
Fuck them kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784160
In Ame's last DKC stream she also said When...if we get 3D. I doubt the girls know much themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Ame
Yes, I'm near my 30s and my body is urging me to breed, my testosterone is at an all time high

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
Yeah I almost puked laughing at that one anon who thought a screenshot of Spiderman was American Psycho

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784302
>that quote
God you can just hear the over-bearing and condescending Asian Parenting coming out of her.
Poor Ina. Korean parents are brutal

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784808
If by hand-rig you mean something like this
https://files.catbox.moe/915yxm.webm
then they're relatively cheap. Probably won't be used either even if she had the opportunity.
The one in the webm is laying on her arm so that's why it looks like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784445
Huke probably has a full set of outfits and accessories already drawn and rigged for Kiara and he's probably just sitting there waiting for Cover to get off their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784831
>KFP
Anon they're not the ones bringing up weird nonsensical rrats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Ina
Yes. Five of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783654

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784862
>>1784863
based teamates

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784859
gura's superchat behavior changed before kiara's rude nagging, not after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784007
they have like 30 hours left I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784476
I love that Gura is just cheering her on, what a nice shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784854
>>1784882
Yes KFP, I know that false flaggers are gonna false flag so KFP should correct the trajectory once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784851
Isn't Kuroboshi considered top 5 greatest anime-style artists in the world?

Why does it feel like /hlgg/ hates him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784847
Don't give into your saviorfag tendencies. Watch them if they're good, not just because you feel like you're making difference, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784840
She was a diamond player. Seeing her shooting ability I have no reason to think that she still can't hit it, but she's also clearly going by outdated map sense/meta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784889
Sugoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784848
I bet she'd grind out Apex if she had a Holo squad with actual good players that she enjoyed hanging with.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas christ Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784866
Ame's heavy bottom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Coco
Fuck no. This world is disgusting and bringing life into it, in it's current state, would be an act of child abuse. My bloodline dies with me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
This shit still cracks me up

[Anonymous No.]

off topic but what's /hlgg/'s opinion on Boogey Voxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784906
But she's also very wary about burning her audience out with Apex and also clearly just doesn't want to live that life anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Live now

>Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2q92ziPJM8
>Polka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgpKc479JHc
>Lamy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WND1WHLq3vI

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Noel always attract the love of elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784897
It's a pointless effort imo, the more KFP retaliates in an attempt to correct the trajectory the more falseflagging will triple down. Better to let it sit with the knowledge that so much of it is just falseflaggers.

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784914
post the soundpost version next time you tit

[Anonymous No.]

>Youtube started recommending me Haachama videos again

Man.... :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784898
The only context I see people shitting on Kuroboshi is in shitting on Ina. Always during SEA hours too.

[Anonymous No.]

Noel really likes elves eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784916
Super chill fire
Super paki ice

I still have no fucking clue what they were going for with that second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784926
not every shitpost needs to be a soundpost, that one's better as an abstraction

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784898
Kiara just has too many accessories that will filter newfags. You can't deny that the model is top tier after seeing Kiara's eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Next time Aqua/Ame/Roboco will play Apex together...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784790
Dude just IMAGINE the PASSION in her "fuck me"s as you BREED HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784922
She's a knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
Ame
of fucking course, that makes the climax even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
probably my favorite soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784934
carpetmunching threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784221
Ame's mama already has at least six Ame variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784906
I think Ame enjoys not being limited to only being an FPS/Apex bot. Maybe in the past, yes, but I think present day Ame would be more than content to hit P1 (maybe D4 just to say she did) and then do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

The review is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784655
>Most people don't want to see a streamer suffer over and over on a random level of a game.
Explain Korone and her 9 hours of trying and failing a single part of one stage in R-Type.

[Anonymous No.]

We got another great few days coming up chumbuds, keep doing your reps until you can see this blanket covered shark again

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783301
>>1783306
LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784937
>Kuroboshi
>Kiara

Hey man! First time posting here? Don't worry champ, you'll get your chance to shit on Kiara soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784791
nacho style cat ears are unique among the holos tho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784837
You can also tell which games she died early, too.

[Anonymous No.]

gimmie the deets on EnMa and how management has been fucking with the holoEN girls

[Anonymous No.]

finished my archive reps only to find out that nothing has happened over the last 7 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784595
>>1784626
Japs don't have a history of playing FPS games, so things that seem like standard fare/overused for the western audience are fresh for the Japanese.
As a game, Apex is easy to get into, has an (relative to stuff Japs are used to in their RPG's and other games) intuitive UI, and a pretty fast pace. The character designs are also varied and interesting (in their eyes) as they don't see things through the same political lens.
Caustic for them is less 'le evil white man' and more like ガスーおじ (Gas uncle)

[Anonymous No.]

>People responding to a surveypost before we've even hit 1000 posts
I'm getting sick of your shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784934
Flare...don't look.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to vent so bad

I
LOVE
YOU
GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any interesting holo stuff to look forward to or should I just end it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784937
a-anonchama?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784963
We know literally nothing and any answer you get will be complete guesswork

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784965
Dead hours be like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784919
That's true but every time she collabs then she starts talking about her FPS itch again. Seems like she really wants to play more than she does but thinks people would complain. Playing once a week with a squad or something shouldn't be too annoying for the whiners.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1373856276631887876

School Shooter Princess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784937
>Kuroboshi
>Kiara
Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784953
>Not a red nor yellow flannel
WHAT OPINION AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784954
Korone has an estabilished older audience for retro games that don't mind that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784913
I love Polka. Possibly too much. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784796
No, it's immoral to bring a conscious mind into this cruel world

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z_LO44R5so

>That title
Are clipfags... stealing our jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784971
Record it and do a flip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784963
enma rolls a d10 an hour before each of gura's streams and if it comes up 1, she revoke's gura's permission for the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784963
Sometimes when Gura is sleeping, Enma sneaks into her house and hides one of her socks.

Also, when Ame is streaming, Enma is outside her window provoking Bubba, which is why he barks so much.

She also gaslit Ina into thinking AM and PM were reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784959
Ah shit my eyesight reps. Well my opinion on kuroboshi is pretty meh. He never really interacted with Ina that much after all. You can't deny that the design is great after all. Including the tentacles that you never see normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784986
As long as you aren't one of the two people trying to recreate polka in their mind, either through magic or some matrix shit, you're doing ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784898
>Isn't Kuroboshi considered top 5 greatest anime-style artists in the world?
Uh no? He's a great artist but top 5?? Though I guess I've never seen people rank anime artists so what do I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784963
EnMa likes to silently enter their rooms while they are streaming to unleash a torrent of farts

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784986
Help has arrived

[Anonymous No.]

Is Flare and Polka closer than Flare and Noel?

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Aqua cried half of an hour on stream because she got 2nd place on a friendly tournament of a children's game where the winner didn't get anything from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784988
based anti-natalist

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784990
Yeah. Want to know why? SEAniggers come here, steal our memes, post them on facebook and deep fry them into clips later.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a fun snapshot into the past, I don't recall ever posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

When Noel says she wants to sniff hamster butts, does she mean the fur on their back end or their asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

kiara loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
Daily reminder that Mori won't call you in 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784937
>top tier after seeing Kiara's eyes.
I will always kneel to huke-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784971
Getting on your knees and headbutting the sidewalk is the only manly way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
I'm happy Suisei won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785005
i think you confused mori with enma

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784870
Any arm movement is better than nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
>4th place in Mori drawing poll.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
i can understand why aqua was upset, but suisei is just a better player.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you have sexual intercourse with your oshi? Would you actually present your body to her and insert yourself inside of her leading to you exchanging your seed with her? Would you be up for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784612
Burying your head in the sand to ignore the drop in viewers and views across the board since Hololive's November peak isn't going to change the facts.

>>1784666
Dunning-Kruger san.... This has nothing to do with economics but popularity and momentum.

>>1784694
Moving goal posts

[Anonymous No.]

how does this image make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785017
This seems poorly made

>Ina having a spike in her graph even though she's always been consistant
>Ame that low when /hlgg/ has obsessed over her since day two
>Moricoin when the constant yab fear surrounded her since pretty much her third stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784910
>My bloodline dies with me.
based
if life serves to further propagate itself then by doing this you become the ultimate lifeform
wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784303
Ugh tard, look how long those streams were. Not hard to figure out

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783577
>That reply from Suisei
Wow I missed that earlier, c'mon Mori you just gotta say hello she'll be happier for it

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
DAISENPAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784990
the worst part is that they actually believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
Nothing because I don't play kusoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784986
Create a Polka tulpa. I heard that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784986
As long as you know your limits, you're fine. Also same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
Suisei cried too. It was a very emotionally draining tourney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785049
the graph only shows one day

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER SORA (in Polka stream)

[Anonymous No.]

How do we fix Polka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
I don't watch her minecraft streams can I get context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
i would unload into kiara until i either died from dehydration, or until my back breaks from her tight leg-lock.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka singing Zombieland Saga's OP
I love Polka's taste on /a/ stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
I can't let resources go to waste. Even if I'm never going to use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785009
reminder that Towa disconnected
TOWA'S ISP HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
After we get married, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784530
she should play with Astel. The mutual spaghetti spilling will be visible from orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
I find it mildly amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785078
based ame

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1373858694954319874

[Good News] Mamaloni is watching Ina's duolingo VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784629
KIARA TAANASHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783850
They kinda balance each other out and have a similar sense of humor so if she did, Ina would just roast her right back. Ina also doesn’t really spill spaghetti like Mori sometimes does and has good chemistry with Kiara so I assume it would go really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785070
By entering into a codependent relationship with her

[Anonymous No.]

Polka.
Polka?
Polka!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Gura added a BBC to Ame's statue

[Anonymous No.]

[Sad news] Polka is going to kill herself in distress.

[Anonymous No.]

We have so many fucking newfags that I feel like the easiest way to get (You)s is just simply posting old stuff.

Hilarious to say "old" since HoloEN is only 6 months old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
No, I would put Ame into a glass cage so that she could remain a virgin forever and just watch her play games until we both die. But I will watch her poop, that's non negotiable.

[Anonymous No.]

How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785046
>his has nothing to do with economics
>Economics: A social science concerned chiefly with description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services
Measuring audience consumption of a streaming service would seem to be economics by the actual definition, so it's very funny that you throw out Kruger while being subject to the scale yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785093
Mamaloni is cute. I wanna watch vtubers with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785093
That is not good news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785069
Thank you for clarifying, since I thought I just zoned out her being on AZKi for a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
Normal I do that all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783743
Can’t wait for them to reach more milestones together!

[Anonymous No.]

>there are amerimutts and yuropoors ITT who'd rather sleep than watch suisei's birthday stream
So much for "Unity"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785099
Entering a suicide pact with Polka!

[Anonymous No.]

[Good news] Polka failed to kill herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
Yes to all three questions.

[Anonymous No.]

Rate Noel's pun

[Anonymous No.]

t. KFP

[Anonymous No.]

how come Nene calls Polka Omarun

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
fuck off my seed shall only be released on Kiara's soft black gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6O5IQgF7TU

> That thumbnail

Fucking kek. Is Ayame the hardest Holo to get close to by far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785062
>tulpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785099
[Good News] It failed!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785128
10/10 very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785128
Really cute/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785101
What was the debut thread for her called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THOSE TO HAACHAMA YOU STUPID SHARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785071
Gura mentioned Hachama needed building materials. Coincidentally, she was also digging a hole through a mountain. You'd think she would scoop all those blocks up and drop them off in Chammers' chest at her little digout, right?

But no, shark brain kicks in and she dumps a few stacks of cobble into lava. And only remembers Haachama afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785106
I love them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785128
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785120
EST here and I'll stay up all night for my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785128
She stole it from Undertale.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I allowed to post this cute and loving detective in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785131
DONT REMIND ME AAAAAAAA
I NEED ANOTHER KIARA COOKING STREAM I NEED THOSE TINY DAINTY HANDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785133
I mean, did Ayame ever respond to Ina's illustration of her? That should be your answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783305

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1373860342799818752?s=21

[Anonymous No.]

>Death squad are the SC queens in their gen

[Anonymous No.]

Which Holo loves their station?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785130

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785101
Stop spoonfeeding. I'm still amazed that there isn't a bingo there, though, if you don't count the 'typing sell' as a reference 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

UHHH...
CHUMKEKS??

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785106
I have no idea why Amelia's breasts are so erotic.

Mori is bigger than her, and I think honestly she was supposed to be about the same size as Kiara, yet Amelia Watson has some of the most boner-inducing breasts in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785120
>Suisei
It's probably more interesting just to go to sleep tbqphwy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more excited to Gura rythm stream than ASMR. I still don't understand their appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785120
It's at 8 fucking am you nigger. Yes I'd rather sleep. Too bad I have crippling insomnia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785148
No, post this one instead

[Anonymous No.]

how come mori and gura stopped playing skyrim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785155
>No HoloEN server

THANKS ENMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785133
She won't settle for whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783989
>Simple?
As!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785148
Not if she isn't naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785158
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
I HAD THAT OUT OF MY HEAD FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785120
Why are SEAdogs like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785148
Of course, anon
What do you love about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785139
Here, have the thread.

https://files.catbox.moe/q6c20w.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785155
ENMA FUCKED IT UP AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like my chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785120
I have been awake for over 900 days. My twenty eyes haven't been closed ever since. Don't you dare to insult my sense of unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785047
Nostalgic when I remember the autists who made this a big deal like she'd just stabbed someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785156
HoloDeath is too strong, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785105
>Ame and virgin in the same sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785147
Fellow based EST Stargazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785128
Ina would die/10 though that seems to apply to literally any pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785162
I think it's because of how short she is, and also how her high waisted skirt brings attention to 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784574
use youtube search instead of web nigger
why would someone search hololive on google? you search the name of the girls if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785142
that is pretty unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

Does Aqua still say pog or did she outgrow that

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785170
>>1785182
The ???? and Mario Kart could most definitely be EN collabs though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785173
TRAIN TRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785093
Mamaloni needs to draw Takamori receiving Ina's consentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785155
>3/26 ????

Can't believe we're already getting the T3 Zoombie pissing stream with an ASMR mic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785161
Where's bloops double dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785210
Maybe ??? is her building something on the EN server, but I'm not hopeful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785208
She hasn't been in a very poggu dance mood lately, but she still has the emote I do believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785133
Ayame isn't too far behind Aqua on the autism scale but people just confuse it for her being "cute"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785162
- Shortstack
- The surprise factor (taking off the coat)
- They're real tight against her outfit which draws more attention to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785166
You just haven't felt the ONE asmr that will make your brain tingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785155
What do you think Ollie does all day when she is not streaming

[Anonymous No.]

What in the world is Polka doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785154
Oddly enough there isn't nowhere near as many actual nousagi in these threads as I expect there to be

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna murder someone if Kuroboshi doesn't do ponytail + glasses with casual clothes for Ina's outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783878
They could do a tournament leading up to it. Multiple streams where they play games with each other and their two fanbases like Splatoon and Mario Kart. Have them do speeches at the start and end with reverb on to make it kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785166
gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785169
Gura (supposedly) only liked it ironically.

Mori probably forgot they had permissions. please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried Vsinger and EN 2 will drown out Reine and Ollie even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785232
I think Pekora is the only holo I legitimately hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785224
I want LOLICEPT to draw some Holo paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Ina is awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785162
The best part of breasts is the person they are attached to

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Polka is making various inexplicable noises to amuse herself while she works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785169
Enma stopped having sex with Bethesda employees

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784574
>>1785204
add the "Gaming" tag too, that's what they do

[Anonymous No.]

chicken tits filled with milkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785232
They got filtered by the numberfag shitposting and now any rabbit picture isn't assumed to be one, just like sheepo posters vs Watamates so you wouldn't notice them even if they were posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785204
i wonder did hololive caused the boom on vtubing in the west or it was a conicdence

[Anonymous No.]

> Mori and Kiara both wish Suisei happy birthday
> Responds to Mori says I love you
> Doesn't respond back to Kiara

Is this a declaration of war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784743
I will play solo too if my teammates are like them.
>Moona next.
Jesus, Ame can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785093
Mamaloni should unironically become a vtuber And join Pochi’s family. But of course niggers here will spam that she’s just leeching off off of Hololive for her vtuber career or some shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785240
>Vsinger
Nobody's gonna give a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785245
why?

[Anonymous No.]

First time watching Polka in a long time and I gotta say she's just as cute as I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785231
Who knows.
Looks like a suicide tree platform to me.

[Anonymous No.]

*charges new spell*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784689
I haven't laughed hard elsewhere other than whoever's demented enough to post this here
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/1681315/#1681933

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785255
I didn't know chickens could lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785258
she wants mori's pussy and mori's pussy only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785232
They show up and make good posts from time to time, just like how there are a few Watamates here.
It's just that no one seems to have object permanence on this board, so if someone doesn't say they're a nousagi every ten threads, people assume there are no real nousagis anymore.
t. nousagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785231
tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785258
Just asserting her dominance as the alpha in the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785232
Are there even any in this thread at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783268
Mikochi will get her Sora someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785246
Towa...

[Anonymous No.]

That's the second time Polka failed to kill herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785101
>Missing out on Amelia mass-banning Rushia fans during the debuts

I miss banhammer Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785257
"hololive"is pretty much as popular as "vtuber", it's like a 90% correlation

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784943
Suisei's the kind of girl that wants to have more babies than anyone else in Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>Open Polka stream
>where the fuck is she
>what in the world is she making

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785263
Her character and mannerisms just feel really grating to me and everything about her somehow seems fake as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785258
It's a statement of fact. Deathstar love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785272
>he isn't there for the members stream where she feeds us
get a load of this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785257
Almost all vtubers in the west are taking their ideas from EN now, down to the games they play

[Anonymous No.]

Killing myself with Polka everyday and failing to do so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785258
BROWN IS THE COLOR OF SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785202
Perhaps they are the perfect size. Some sort of golden ratio.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama...

Come back, please... We miss you...

[Anonymous No.]

Ame's big fat chug jugs.
>mf587j300wc61.png

[Anonymous No.]

You guys aren't being weird in here, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions?
https://litter.catbox.moe/ndjdal.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785227
I have but they're not from GFE shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784622
Subaru already understands quite a bit and she has that “studied overseas” buff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785225
Someone post the one pic from her ASMR stream. But she literally thinks about streaming all day.
>Skips classes to stream/watch streams
>Genuinely becomes stressed and thinks about people who SC “LETS GO” tier shit
>Says she can’t sleep at night because she doesn’t like being off stream for too long
>Wants to stream 24/7
>Considering doing 3 streams everyday for JP NA and EU

[Anonymous No.]

>Bagpipe girl is back on AZKi's stream

Alright, I think I'll end the evening on this highnote. I'll see you niggas for Sui's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your favorite EN
>Your favorite JP
>Your favorite ID
Your favorite homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785280
>>1785275

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785225
Browse Twitter and masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785262
Unfortunately they will if anyone from that gen turn out to be godly in singing and stream at normal interval.

[Anonymous No.]

>Open AZKi's stream
>Current song has bagpipes and a banjo blaring while a glitched 3D model just lays on the ground
>Keep stream open

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785291
New resources server. Clown is making clown things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785308
https://files.catbox.moe/e7uasw.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785317
I wonder how long before she has a breakdown on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785301
ndyo64

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785312
No, people are even ignoring obvious baits. Very comfy thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785101
https://files.catbox.moe/hkteai.png

[Anonymous No.]

Polka's screams are music to my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785261
Hearing Mamaloni over voice might be uh... a bit much.

Think about how much time you have to think about a text-based post, where SHE STILL comes off as absolutely insane.

Now imagine her over voice where she has way less filter or time to think about what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Mori
Still undecided but leaning towards Marine
Reine
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785225
Holofightz and chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Mori
AZKi
Ollie
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

Did I miss something? Why did Polka stopped acknowledging the EOPs in her chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Amelia
Coco
Reine
probably Roberu or Astel even though I never watched any streams from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Kiara
>I love both Okayu and Mel equally
>Reine
>LOL no males

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ina
Polka
Reine
Aruran

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Tako
>Comet
>Tree Rrat
>Human Breeder

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785301
Really though, I feel like EN2 should have a brown girl.

I don't care about muh diversity, Hololive is just missing out on a very imprtant sub-category of fap fuel. Plus I've met some black weeb chicks who seem cool I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785352
>Why did Polka stopped acknowledging
Oh, she acknowledged me as an EOP gladly last night, but I don't think she's ever acknowledged ESLs like you

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame in a cardigan and glasses
>Gura in a sundress with sandals and a shark-themed visor
>Ina in a business-casual bishop sleeve with sunglasses
>Mori in an oversized hoodie, baggy pants, and baseball cap
>Kiara is 90s streetwear

Now that it has been said, it won't happen and you'll get some generic matching New Years outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>check Pochi's stream
>it's like 10fps
Damn, does siscon NBR cosmic horror shota mangas not pay well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785161
So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785332
>before she has a breakdown on stream
Already has. Watch the Member’s ASMR. ~60mins of crying about how long Hololive will last and her not wanting this to end. This was coincidentally happening at the exact same time as Kiara’s karaoke where she was also questioning how long Hololive will last at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785314
I didn't even know animated .png was a thing
>>1785327
I don't think singing ability really relates much to success as a holo desu. There's several holos who are really good singers but stuck in the bottom tier as far as viewership/subs goes. Streaming personality/charisma and lots of clippable moments seems more important really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785352
Why would she

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785240
For me it honestly depends. I like Reine and Ollie vastly more than the rest of ID but they're still lower priority than EN and a few JP holos for me. If EN2 has at least 2 chuubas I'm interested in, I'll have to drop Ollie and Reine for the sake of my free time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
ina
marine
reine
astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Towa
Risu
Aruran

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Ame
>Kanata
>Ollie
>idk, don't watch 'em, heard pizza dad's cool though

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785314
>animated .png
naruhodo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785314
Are there color-corrected versions of the other ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Pekora
Moona
-

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785261
DISCORD SEX BETWEEN POCHI AND MAMALONI

[Anonymous No.]

>dead hours board
>can't bitch about cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785316
I mean the only ASMR that made me feel tingly and shit was fucking Haachama eating fried chicken ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785331
Anyone else think it's a shame they couldn't do a live in-person HoloFES this year? This woulda been hype as fuck with an actual audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785344
>”Don’t clip that” being said constantly throughout the stream since she can’t delete anything
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Okayu
Moona
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>worrying about the end
everything will end eventually, just enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Kanata
Anya, Risu, or Reine (very tough call)
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785366
based taste, add a ponytail onto Ame and it would be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785098
watson's GIANT futa cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Kiara
Coco or FBK can't decide
Risu
cant decide between Astel or Robert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785366
>we won't get gura sundress
>we won't get mori in streetware
>we won't get kiara with the Heart Challenger outfit
>ENs ONLY set of outfits will be kimonos for 2022 new years
how do i cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785352
>He missed the Duolingo Grabma

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Kiara
Haachama
Ollie
Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785317
https://files.catbox.moe/avdgl2.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785314
I wonder why apng's haven't replaced gifs yet

[Anonymous No.]

Lots of times actually, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784990
I can't believe Mori ruined this clip...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785371
>I didn't even know animated .png was a thing
they might as well not be a thing, nobody supports the format. webm has completely replaced the need for its existence.

[Anonymous No.]

Joseph just folowed Ame's roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Amelia
Haato or Okayu
Reine
Pizza dad I suppose, I really don't watch them much but they seem cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785387
If the rrat about Pochi hating /u/ shit is true I doubt they’ll be friends. I don’t even think Pochi liked Mamaloni’s art of Reine despite Reine rting it I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785327
You're confused if you think it's going to be a gen of people and not 1-2 at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ina
Suisei
Reine
Roberu/Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785293
I just want them to collab so we can get some fresh Deathstar art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784934
Makes you wonder who the ASMR collab she teased is with

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785257
https://litter.catbox.moe/jahbwy.png
reminder to call the nijiEN "livers" and not "vtubers", they got uppity with their term to prevent "hololive from stealing their fans" and decided to use their own shitty term that never picked up overseas

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785380
not yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785227
i haven't either, but i'm not giving up hope that it'll be gura's. her voice is just magical to me. i'm also excited for her BPM and rhythm game streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Gura
>Suisei
>Reine
>Astel
all blue

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck are there FULL PREDATOR SQUADS in the same queue as fucking Diamond rankers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
Are you seriously stalking joseph?
Poor kid, its probably his first love. Leave him alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Shion
Anya
Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784710
People said the same about EN1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785414
>Talked about the pandemic
Isn't that a big nono? Korone got punished just for her name sounding too similar to Corona for a while...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Lamy
Reine
Astel, his pixelspot still fucks with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Towa
Risu
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Miko
Moona
Pizza Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785394
is hard not to worry about the end, is becasue we know there is an end that we do our best on the journey.
The end is scary , it has to be but we shouldn't let that control the or thoughts 24/7 neither should we not try to push for a meaningful existence when the end comes. We all try to have impact in peoples lives and try make our names be remembered.

On another note does anyone have Anya´s lolidom pasata

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Okayu
Risu
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Coco
I don't watch much ID but Ollie seems funny
Astel (tho Roberu would always be my son)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
I thought she made it private

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785364
Nice larp ESL-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
why are t.m8 like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Mori
Noel
Reine
I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.]

cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMit5TapUXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMit5TapUXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Towa
Anya
Don't know Oga maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785275
which JP fanbases are the most prominent in /hlgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd actually like a black girl in EN2 if she were like Eurydice from Hades or if she were Caribbean

[Anonymous No.]

>implying Enma would allow indogs to play in her server without supervision

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ina
Polka and Subaru
Reine
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
kiara
mel
ollie
i don't watch any of the homos, but pizza mans design is the only one who doesn't make me want to claw my eyes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785101
How fair did she came from her debut >>/jp/thread/26182382#p26187883

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Nene
Moona
n/a

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
bros, I'm crying, I have been for a year and a half on these hololive threads and I never thought I would see the day where more than one replied on a homo post without btfoing me to the "stars" thread, going to print this thread literally
>Ame
>Korone
>Ollie'
>Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Kiara
>NENECHI
>Risu
>Pizza Dad and Astel Roberu is a close one aaaaaaahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784869
From Ina's stream her parents sound really great.
From today they were wondering how Ina did well in school with out studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785133
As >>1785223 Ayame has some pretty severe social anxiety and pretty much has panic attacks at the thought of collabing with the other girls. She has this autistic rule that she needs to meet with a person 5 times before she's even ready to talk to them normally since she's too intimidated by unfamiliar encounters. When she met Marine for the first time she literally had to hide behind Mio and talked to Marine indirectly through Mio. Since then Marine has been working on getting Ayame to open up to her (for example she would DM Ayame that she loves her and the Oni would reply with a sick emjoi). This year Ayame is finally living up to some of her new years resolutions of opening up and she caused a lot of whiplash when she directly asked Marine on twitter if she could attempt to sing Ahoy! which caused Marine to drop her spaghetti. This collab has been a long time coming and I'm really happy for both of them and I hope this leads to Ayame opening up to the other girls like Towa now that she's making some headway on her social autism.

tl;dr Yes Ayame is very hard for other Hololive girls to get close to and this pic can summarize the last 6 months of the Ayame/Marine arc
https://files.catbox.moe/aqyy33.png
>>1785153
Ayame has never directly interacted with the EN girls so she does what she normally does and talks through someone else, in this case her mama (who she is very close to) thanked Ina in her stead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785257
If EN play a new stream game, indies will start playing it too. No joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
Putting your shit in spoilers isn't an excuse to talk about it. Neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ina
Ayame
Reine
Tie between Roberu and Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785366
I want pajama Gura, or seifuku Gura, or swimswit Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785257
the success of hololive EN is when all the indies and shit started popping up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785452
that was just a thing with youtube automatically doing something to videos that mention corona by name iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
I don't see it, I only see HER (Gura)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785433
>livers
Like the thing inside us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Kiara
Polka
Risu
Pizza Dad

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see Ame play Mario Maker endless super expert no skip please

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785440
My first crush was in kindergarten. We'd meet and hang out nder a tree in the schoolyard but then her friend called me four eyes and she giggled and I never spoke to her again.

Women are whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785295
>>1785257
I've seen clips of western vtubers where it's just them reacting to HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785513
there's always been indies and smaller/simpler vtubers around, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784744
Hot off the printing press, just for (You). The sole goal to make you close your eyes and whisper, "I love Ame so much."
>Be anon
>You and Ame laze in bed, mostly naked, slightly sweaty
>A dull buzz of pleasure still wafts in the air, heavy and hot
>Ame is resting her head on the right side of your chest, taking slowed but deep breaths
>You're cradling and securing her with your right arm, your fingers unconsciously tracing the lines on her tanned ass
>You both lay there in comfortable silence, Saturday afternoon sunshine peeking in through the curtain
>You're about to get up to wash up and change when Ame suddenly speak up
>"Anon."
>She cuddles in a little closer and you move your hand from her waist to her hair, lightly stroking it
>"Mhm?"
>"I love you."
>Almost instinctively, you smile and say, "I love you, too."
>This makes her giggle, and she hugs you from the side in response
>"Do you remember the first time we met?"
>"You mean the time where we officially met on Calli's birthday, or the time where you dropped your pocket watch, I picked it up, and-"
>"Noooooo, wait, don't say iiit!"
>You break out into a mischievous smile
>"And I picked it up and tried to give it to you, but you said 'Thank you'-"
>"Stooooooooop!"
>It's more of a cute whine than a command, and she gently places a finger on your lips, but you keep going
>"And then you walked away, but forgot to actually get it and I had to yell for you to come back? Hahahahaha!"
>"Nyooooooooooo~!"
>Embarrassed, but smiling, she buries her face into the nape of your neck
>You're almost belly laughing now, and you kiss her on the forehead while apologizing
>You get a whiff of her hair
>It smells slightly of coconut and lavender
>When both of you calm down and the air settles, she retreats from your neck and lies back on her back with a slight sigh
>"Anyway... When I first met you, I felt like, um..."
>"Well, there's a lot to say, and you and me, it's like..."
>She goes silent
>You know this is when she's serious about something, because she tends to overthink things when they're important to her
>You let her organize herself and hold her hand, both of you opting to stare at the ceiling fan lazily turning counter-clockwise
>She pipes up again, this time in a soft, timid whisper
>"I used to travel timelines. A lot."
>"Hop, hop, hop. In a lot of them I just felt like an... Actor on a stage."
>"Like I was replacing the Ame that was living there before me. A foreign world every single time."
>Her grip on your hand tightens, just a little bit
>"But then I met you. And... I haven't really found a reason to move on. I feel like... I belong here."
>"I love you. I love you so much."
>You turn your head to look at her, and notice that tears are beginning to pool up in her eyes.
>"Ame, babe... Come here."
>"...Okay."
>You both sit up and you wrap your arms around her
>She melts in your arms and she silently bawls, tears of joy going down her face
>You both sit there for a few moments, your hearts full of love for one another
>When she stops crying, she pulls back and looks you in the eyes
>She gazes at you, full of tender affection
>You put your forehead against hers, as she giggle and puts her legs around you
>"Ready for round 2, Anon?"
>"I'm ready for round 5."
>This makes her laugh at loud, before you heave her weight and pin her back on the bed
>You put the bedsheets over yourselves and make love for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785496
>She has this autistic rule that she needs to meet with a person 5 times before she's even ready to talk to them normally
This sounds like bullshit but I don't know enough about Ayame to refute it. I don't see how she could've even functioned in grade school if she was this autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785518
i tought that was skeletons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Gura
Polka
Risu
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785528
yeah, but EN is when the big boom happened.

[Anonymous No.]

||pikamee's new model is so weird||

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785524
Get fucked, four eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785534
livers live inside your skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK IS HAACHAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785518
that's the name they choose, that's how their accounts are tagged on their dead reddit that's only used to advertise shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785545
hanging out with her boyfriend and picking universities

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785366
Give me farmer Gura

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/mB2hfFe3geg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785539
retard
fuck off... its CUTE, CUUUTE!! TMSK new model is thrash btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785539
Prime bait, have a (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>kiara is not streaming right now
what's the point of living without her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785543
wtf how do I get them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
why are chumkeks like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785518
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Mori
Coco
Reine
Pizza Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785487
Honestly I'm surprised I'm getting interested in the holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785479
Why do people hate the concept of having a black person in holo? Have any of you been on a convention before? They are equally as enthusiastic as any person. But if you mean black as a theme then I guess I get you. Egyptian myth themed holo when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785496
>in this case her mama (who she is very close to) thanked Ina in her stead.
I remember back before Ayamefriend began his one-man crusade everyone scoffed at this explanation, but after months of seeing her in action it clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polka has alt outfits
>3d
>merch
>still only 600k subs

Can anything save her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785542
This is why I false flag as an anti-KFP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785575
>>>>ONLY 600k subs
kill yourself immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Amelia
Lamy
Moona
Aruran

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785560
Watch CLUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785580
Good thing I'm a chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>Literally any other holo
>Should they collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Watson
>Pekora
>Ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
Ame please

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785534
>>1785543
>falling for the biology rrats
I bet you retards wear tinfoil hats when going grocery shopping

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
Racism.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura ever confirm what movie we're watching?
I need to prepare it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785575
>7months old
>ONLY 600k
numbers have rotten your brain

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that All of Ame's favorite collabs are the ones where she said "she forgot she was streaming"

Now, Teamates, which collabs are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
>Egyptian
>Black

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Ame mention antivax stuff in her streams before

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
Amelia
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785543
>There's a Deadbeat inside of me RIGHT NOW
GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU DON'T LIVE RENT FREE ON MY WATCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
kiara
moona
yes and it should be a REAL collab. i want a stream that finally proves that they are good friends and not the enemies that SEAniggers are trying to turn them into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
>Black
>Egyptian Myth
WE WUZ KANGZ

[Anonymous No.]

>Nobody has Shien as their favorite homo
Damn shame but also understandable. I'd recommend those who like Roberu to watch one of his streams though, dude's legit one of the funniest guys in all of Hololive. If I were to compare him to someone, I'd say he's on the likes of Marine for the amount of laughter he's able to bring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785516
>believing a Seanigger
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785532
Well Marine herself is the source of that explanation and Ayame has basically hinted that it's true with how reclusive she is in group collabs without Mio.
>I don't see how she could've even functioned in grade school if she was this autistic
A lot of these girls baffle me with how they are able to function everyday
>>1785574
People really should give nana mama more attention, they've been like this for a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>the song which you remind her of

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785433
Anon, check your search terms, for some reason (に じ さん じ) (with spaces) has VERY different results from にじさんじ.
https://files.catbox.moe/ekuvim.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785612
You're getting ghosted lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785531
Fuck, man... good shit. Good shit.
Thanks so much for this anon, have a wonderful night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785612
No, but she seemed very interested in the Flintstones movie (the live-action one from the 90s) when she was talking about movie night, so I expect we'll be watching that cringekino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785575
Man, I remember when people were so happy for Pekora hitting 300k...

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER
FLARE

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina is going to play Minecraft again
>She stopped because of her guerilla stream almost 2 months ago

Who would like to watch some delight sufferkino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3165TWGu4_A

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
>egyptian
>black

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News] Polka is being bullied by Flare and Sora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785623
Only when she was talking about a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785632
I like bossu, hut usually I watch homos for singing streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Kiara
Ace Attorney OST - Cornered

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785650
EXIT
FLARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785623
She had a dream where she went to an antimask rally (long pause and lots of stuttering here) where she told everyone there that what they're doing is wrong and not safe.

Make of it what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785139
Meido only made the stickies after this shitfest >>1785181 But, /hlgg/ at the time was simply watching Mori's debut instead of trying to take a shit on Ricardo. I do not know the specific thread so you will have to look for the specific /hlgg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
>>1785622
>>1785654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785620
>the ones where she said "she forgot she was streaming"
Err, the Minecraft ones with Gura. Probably some other ones with Gura too but it's been a while.
>>1785656
Wasn't that "anti-mask"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
Suisei
Mori
I dunno, if they do then they do, if they don't then they don't; I'm not going to get hung up over whether it happens or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785655
>flare
AROUND ELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>favorite donut

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785438
Something about the 'skill based matchmaking' system that's being used in conjunction with the ranking systems I assume. It helped back when everyone got deranked to bronze at the start of season splits, but not so much when trying to climb at the end of a split

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
gura
shion
reine
roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
>Ame
>https://youtu.be/VBF8uA3UJ6w
Ten years later I listen to this song as I'm smitten with another blonde

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785647
Yeah, that's what it seemed like. Yabba dabba doo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785553
>1:22
how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785639
>for some reason
because those are generic kanas retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMFL4OS5FRM

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785191
No. I LOVE her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785658
You're in luck then because he's like Flare when he has karaokes and just has a shitload of fun doing them. He also has an amazing fucking voice.
https://streamable.com/qdsvhw

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785560
This week we will have too much Kiara for us, good thing I have 3 hours left of the minecraft stream so it's enough to endure until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

dead hours
dead thread
dead brain
https://files.catbox.moe/c7cm4s.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784953
What's he reviewing? The EP isn't out yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785628
DYRB that they won’t over analyze every joke, sentence, and breath, and try to make it seem like they hate each other or something? It will happen though with the ID EN Gen5 collab/ID EN, but still

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
Another lie from anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785191
Chicken... [Pekora booba_image]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Suisei
she doesn't even know I exist anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785667
>>1785139
>>/jp/thread/26182382

[Anonymous No.]

[Good News]

[Anonymous No.]

> was planning to do a dirty joke edit of the stream's screenshot for giggles
> looked at the second screen with a stream running
> that smile
> immediately lost all my will

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784970
Is this the traditional Atlantean princess outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
Haachama
Haato
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>thread isn't dead yet
opinions?
https://streamable.com/sqi6v3

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785682
Ina
Boston Cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785426
1-2 are enough to drown them, I bet it will be three at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785653
Not again. I can't. It's funny watching the others suffer, but there was something viscerally upsetting about watching someone stoic like Ina actually get upset to the point of ending the stream early.

I might watch it own at a different time since I'm about to clock out mentally

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785707
true.
if it turns out that they are actually interacting during the minecraft, i expect to see several kiara dox images and 30 threads taking a 5 second clip out of context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Gura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIntGsjNMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784683
IHANAAT ARAIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785707
They'll just be setting themselves up for being laughed at when Kiara organizes an official one the week after

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Mori
im torn between suisei and botan
Reine
Shien

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FLARE
AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785698
Thanks anon, might check him out later

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785667
Ricardo was the guy spamming gore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Ame.
Pink Panther Theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nijiniggers only talk about jap things
>And they only have high school avatars
Why would english speakers watch niji?
Or only seaniggers watch niji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
>Ame
>Marine
>honestly I'd be curious how it'd go though I'd be afraid Ame might be too introverted and the language barrier might be a big problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785156
This is great, wonder how many of Hololives fanbase won't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785725
If you think about it
>Haachama literally became her own best friend because she doesn’t have one in Hololive at all
Kind of fucking depressing man

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785741
This isn't the Nijisanji thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Ame
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785737
EXIT FLARE
AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
>Ina
>Polka
>Iofi
>Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785716

Great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
>Ame
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBumgq5yVrA

Goose bros..

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think we will ever get a HoloEN live show?
I'm doubtful, since idol culture isn't really a thing here in the west anymore

[Anonymous No.]

So why is Rushia's roommate active in NND again? Isn't she top 2 or something in SC earnings or did YT change their cut %?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784953
this faggot is a sellout

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785767
What a dumb argument when all 5 girls highest-viewership streams are Karaoke

If idol culture is dead in the west, then the west has a desire to revive it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785714
Had a read for nostalgia. /hlgg/'s thread reaction was funny then and it's still funny now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785538
No it isn't. You sound like someone who wasn't actually following EN indies until HoloEN debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Noel is learning more from reading these English superchats than dealing with Duolingo's TTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785751
Watame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785767
live show? like camwhoring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785767
>anymore
When was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785716
ogey Professor Putricide

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Kiara
Coco
Reine
Shien

[Anonymous No.]

I miss gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>1784953
Isn't this guy the "damn boy he thicc" guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Pekora
Ollie
Astel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785767
We've had shit like vocaloid "live shows" in the past, I don't see why a hololive event can't happen if they want it to

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vv-BfVoq4g

this too

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive-ically speaking, which is the best Niji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785419
Joseph is teammate or chumbud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785800
Gura misses you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Korone
Ollie
Roberu I guess. I don't really watch any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
none of them

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER FLARE AGAIN
AGAIN
AND SORA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785774
hololive is reclining

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't talents tell their old fans they've been hired into a company? Why do they have to abruptly retire their old character without an explanation?

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/qg3x3v

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still confused why no one from EN pick this one up
https://youtu.be/y03kt_6Wvio
Last time I check this game have English version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785371
>>1785416
I wanted to be goofy by making it an APNG but I also couldn't figure out how to make it into a webm
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

[Sad News] Flare has immolated Polka's llama as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
nui and banderas

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785737
>>1785761
For some reason these solo ENTER posts amidst the rest of the thread make me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
lulu is the only allowed one and she is mia

[Anonymous No.]

What is polka doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Why don't you go to their thread and ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785628
Manifesting this with you, anon. Although I can’t help but be worried if this ever happens (and it seems like it kinda might this week) because every small interaction and huff of breath these girls do will be over analyzed and spun to mean “THEY HATE EACH OTHER”!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785824
not sure if you lack common sense or chromosomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Ame
https://youtu.be/-ncIVUXZla8

[Anonymous No.]

>tab back into Polka stream
>Sora and Flare are watching two llamas spit at each other
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785811
and KFP. I don't know if he's membered to Ina or Mori though since I'm not membered to either of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785836
Your mum

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785714
>Artia unity posting
>Ina pankakes
>le sad cat
>Sheepniggers getting their post deleted
ahhh good times...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785836
Her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785826
Kiara is doing it in less than a day.

[Anonymous No.]

Polka seems to be able to close the distance with Sora a lot faster than most Holos. It's sweet, both of them could use more Holofriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785825
That was such a fun stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785795
No, like an idol show, like Bloom and 2nd fes.

>>1785797
Spice Girls, Nsync, S Club 7, Backstreet Boys etc. used to be huge, at least in the 90s when I was a lad

[Anonymous No.]

Help im getting cramps from smiling too much while watching Polkas stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785798
The Slime is flowing again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
>Kiara
>We Will Rise Again (FarCry 5 OST)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785855
That one Civiafag was still with us before the move to /vt/. I wonder if he's found her reincarnation.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785707
I hate the nigs so much. Ruining what could be a more genuine friendship between the two because they’re projecting their own problems on poor Moona.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has been wearing the same clothes for 6 months
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Nui, Banderas, Chaika and Joe are my favorites. Honorable mention to Ichigo and Hisui.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785572
>Why do people hate the concept of having a black person in holo?
From the complaints I've seen in the past, anons are afraid of her speaking ebonics and getting political.
>They are equally as enthusiastic as any person.
Black fighting game tourneys are the hypest shit ever. I went to small Naruto one at my college and had a fucking blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785877
I LOVE HER TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785881
god she must smell wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Gura
Sunday Morning
Assuming that wasn't intentional, you have your subjects backwards. The question implies your oshi knows and thinks of a song when she sees you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785881
form a mental image or concept of.
visualize
envisage
envision
picture
form a picture of
see in the mind's eye
conjure up
conceptualize
dream about
fantasize about
dream up
think up
conceive
think of
plan
project
scheme
suppose or assume.
Similar
assume
presume
expect
take it
take it for granted
take it as read
take it as given
presuppose
suppose
think it likely
dare say
think

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785881
I'll still love her even if she's stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785669
Last one is the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
GURA
FLY ME TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785879
This one of the songs that I want Gurame or Takamori to do a cover colab

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
kiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0sdR-UdYzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785898
Now come up with some synonyms for "smell"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785881
At least it's only the hoodie, since she's confirmed nopan and is probably wearing nothing or just a camisole under it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785637
Gura
Part of your world

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785914
Same, but with Iname. They sound great together and I think it'd match the song well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785105
Reminder that Ame casually said in passing that "we'll go through the entire Nintendo catalogue in the years to come"
She's already internalized that she's going to stick around for a long while regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785881
God imagine taking her clothes of and making her take a bath with you. I'd scrub her entire body with just my hands, no crevice left untouched.

[Anonymous No.]

>if not for Enma it could be Ame or Gura or Ina having these kinds of random encounters with Polka and Sora on the JP Minecraft server
I'll never forgive Enma

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785862
Wait is there a schedule for this one??

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
I WILL. WITH GURA. ALL THREE THINGS. AFTER MARRIAGE ALSO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
none of them, it doesn't matter because (You) don't watch them anyways
it doesn't matter how good or talented they are because they will always shill the top 3 only and maybe give them a chance on one of their giga collabs and call it a day
can't believe that out of over a 100 talent's, only 10 pull over-indie numbers
t. ex nijifag, it's not worth it, your oshi won't make it unless she already has

[Anonymous No.]

I think a PikAme collab would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

hi
t. kfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785863
Polka being a misfit and getting the metaphorical shit beaten out of her at every turn has made her stop caring about a lot of the autistic minutiae of japanese life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785954
The only EN Pika even talks to is Ina

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pull a gun on my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785919
there's not a lot of synonims but we can try using different languages
https://www.indifferentlanguages.com/words/smell

[Anonymous No.]

[Emergency Situation] https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1373872422760312833

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785596
Ina
Watame
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785045
>exchanging your seed with her
....why would she have seed to exchange with mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785939
They all sadly agreed to it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785967
>Pun master vs notorious joke serial killer
who will win?

[Anonymous No.]

YOU FAGS READY FOR THE RETURN OF BITCHIN KITCHEN?!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1243830/Overcooked_All_You_Can_Eat/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Sasaki Saku has the most erotic design. I don't watch any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785954
>2 incredibly socially awkward dorks who both love cunny
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

DANCHOU I GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Ars Almal. Love her whisper-talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785863
I think they are friends off camera, Sora was a fan of Polka's past life persona as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785964
YO
T. CHUMBUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785983
Please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785653
Looking back that text didn't age well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785979
>not unloading into your oshi and then letting your oshi unload into you
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
Alice because UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHSMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785983
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785981
The viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785980
>keked out of a PekoMoona-tier pairing between two girls who don't even share a language
AAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE ENMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785889
>anons are afraid of her speaking ebonics and getting political.
Doesn't Mori already do that lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785983
Look, I enjoyed the collabs for what they were, but please not again. Overcooked is so boring to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785951
i would say over 30 but yeah niji is more of asidejob rather than a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785951
Interesting. Would you say that's because of streamer oversaturation or has it always been that bad from the start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785983
No way, fag. They finally got Capcom perms, no way they want to touch that game again

[Anonymous No.]

SORAPOLFURE ADVENTURE LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>Open Polka's stream
>my oshi is leading her around
Wait is this an impromptu collab what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786038
Just more fun things that will never happen with the ENs, don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786005
my oshi would unload a bullet into me if I did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786038
Sora is so desperate for interaction that she'll even settle for the menhera clussy

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn Izuru
big kusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786052
my oshi is the half-elf but Sora is top 5 easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785983
HAACHAMA YOUR FAVORITE GAME. COME BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786052
>Settle
Polka is great friend material!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785898
I am the bone of sword

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST WANT TO TASTE GURA'S GIANT FUTA COCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785809
>Hololive-ically speaking
This is such a retarded way to phrase your question.
Anyways L*l* has the biggest EOP fanbase among the main Niji branch. She's fairly similar to Okayu with her calming voice and patience of a saint when playing games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785898
t. google

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785714
Damn the birth of cringekino and the numberfagging going crazy. I can't believe it's only been 6 months. I remember the first week felt like a month, it was incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sora following Polka around like a party member in a jrpg
Daisenpai is so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786070
Polka so desperate she's the person on your friends list you whispers you the moment you log-on and spams you with group invites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786038
Sora said last night that she talks to Polka often offstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>These giggles
Hngg...

[Anonymous No.]

With the available information can you guess each of the ENs favorite sex position?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Sora so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785155
The thing on the 26th could be either MonHun, or the EN/ID/JP collab Kiara mentioned before.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Sora use romanji?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786096
>Gura
on my dick
>Ame
on my dick
>Ina
on my dick
>Mori
on my dick
>Kiara
>
>
on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

I had a hunch mods here probably Gura or Ame fans. The lack of moderation before or after their stream is really suspicious..

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Cover, as a company, will ever go public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786024
>As of March 2021, there are currently 103 active Japanese Nijisanji members, 36 active VirtuaReal members, 16 active NIJISANJI ID members, 3 active NIJISANJI IN members, and 14 active NIJISANJI KR members
Not him, and I don't know if it's always been like that, but it's definitely oversaturation at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>[Micra] Polka player who came to aim for the first bath of the NEW resource mackerel [Polka Omaru/Horolive].
What is she doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>your oshi
>your lucky numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786052
>settle
Sora is a fan of Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>Midi song in Azki stream
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Gura
5

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVm8oO1X2h8
>15 views
>2 likes
Holy shit, AZKi really attracts all sorts of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786112
Probably no, they have back up from one of the biggest bank in Japan..

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786096
Ame
Mating press
Gura
Mating press
Kiara
face down ass up anal
Mori
Cowgirl
Ina
Up the ass while she's sitting on a bar stool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786096
>Gura
In the bathtub
>Ame
Next to Bubba
>Kiara
Next her cats
>Ina
Dead fish
>Mori
Watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Ame
69 hehehehhehheheheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127

6

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
gooruh
7

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Gura
13

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786112
Nah, they're a yakuza front and don't want the extra scrutiny it would entail

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Mori
4

[Anonymous No.]

I saved this before the Twitter post was deleted.

https://files.catbox.moe/kkvg7a.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785973
Stell dir den Geruch vor

[Anonymous No.]

>Your oshi
>Your first date together

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this match has been wild, kills everywhere and Izuru with 9
https://litter.catbox.moe/8jfhvy.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Gura
8

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786150
Good concept, butt it could be better in execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786112
If their business primarily revolves around Hololive, never. That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786150
Amelia Hill..

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785951
Both companies treat their talents as basically independent workers who still have to hew by company policy
At least Cover gives the appearance of trying to haul their low performers back up with collabs and events, Ichikara really just shows off the typical Japanese mindset of "we are never going to fire you, but if you don't like it quit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786151
>Ame
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
Gura
Amusement park!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786131
And its already up to 140/42 right after you posted that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
Mori
Gunpla assembly i'm not even /m/ i just thought it was neat the first time i did it, and it's unexpected

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
Ame
Aquarium and then lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786108
>ctrl + f [deleted]
>38 results
Seems like there's a meido right now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Concerning news] Astel's alt which he's using to help Izuru and Meika climb is not Diamond 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786151
Gura
Delu please come back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786127
Mori
10

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786151
Ina
ndyo64

[Anonymous No.]

>Sora just dropping the iron at the Golem's feet
lol. cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
Ame
the aquarium where I get to listen to her nerd out over all the fishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
>Ame
>book store date, then we go out to get donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>1785321
Ame
Coco
Ollie
Aruran

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786192
Meant to say "now diamond 2".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786150
Appreciate the effort of yours and the artist's but there was no need to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786160
>Gura
>Sushi shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786192
yep, the sad thing is that he has pretty high chances to lap Aqua, who is also D2 right now
if they get enough to put Izuru and Meika into masters, he's 100% gonna lap her

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786151
TAKESHI YAMERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786151
Ah the mamaloni

[Anonymous No.]

>>1783759
Ina Ina Ina...

[Anonymous No.]

POWAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786191
the meido usually comes at night and morning. Afternoon seems where he is the most absent but we have been dealing with dead hours these past weeks so nto much to do.

[Anonymous No.]

This is one hot song man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk03wBlr-g

[Anonymous No.]

EXIT
FLARE

[Anonymous No.]

I've been out of the loop for like 6 weeks.

What content in the last 6 weeks does /hlg/ deem must catch up on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786231
motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786239
High quality post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786236
Idk, go ask them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786164
they seem to be making good progress today, meika's about halfway there so im guessing thats about where izuru is as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786191
I'll double check.
I'M ACTUALLY STILL 15 YEARS OLD

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786236
>/hlg/
Sounds like you've been out for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786239
Best post I've seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons, can you kill the thread fast so I can post that one image of coco with her tongue out, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786169
Dangit Bubba

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786236
none of it, all the streams are incredibly transient and anything of note gets spammed in a Flanderized manner here worse than Reddit would

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786250
Nice try Gura, but that's just your mental age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786108
I believe sharkmeido is most active during EN primetime and sometimes during JP primetime.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss you gura

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE AYAME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786250
Am I still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786249
he's one perfect game away, needs 10k
https://litter.catbox.moe/eoofjl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786265
sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>1786239
What kind of word can be made out of Ometcw?

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GURA
I can't wait to see you tomorrow