/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>"OOF"
>"YA BE"
>"LMAO"
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

Me

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>"greetings from /vt/!"
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>MY PARENTS DIED LET'S GOOOOOO
>press enter

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>"草"
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758452
>type "KUSA" in Romaji to assert my EOP dominance
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

> clicks on chat window
> "かわいい"
> "えぇ"
> "うんうん"
> "草"
> "あっ"
> press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758521
>type "grass"

[Anonymous No.]

>Copy what everyone else in chat is typing.
>Call out backseat gamers.
>Press Enter.
>Feel satisfied I contributed into making the stream fun if only by just 1%.

[Anonymous No.]

>open chat
>close chat

[Anonymous No.]

>Click on chat window
>Browser freezes

[Anonymous No.]

>[ID]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>>1758401
>>1758406
>>1758439
>>1758452
>>1758521
>>1758525
>>1758535
>>1758541
>open thread
>quote every post
>watamelon
>click Submit

[Anonymous No.]

>ame hiccups
>spell out H I C with her emotes
>hit Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>click on blinking superchat button
>set amount to 10000 ARS
>"kiara my grandmom just died of stage 6 cancer can you sing i will never give you up by rick astley for me because i think it is very poggy and the least you can do for me in these trying times"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644
actually lost my shit, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644
>poggy
lost me there, don't try too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644
[Insert video where Kiara says "this is not twitch chat"]

[Anonymous No.]

>Open /vt/
>Click in all the not jp Holo or Niji threads
>Hide thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758593
>open thread
>find watamelon post
>upload watamelon image
>click Submit

[Anonymous No.]

>"cooooming"
>"prprprpr"
>"SEX"
>"UOOOOOOOOOOOO CHILD EROTIC"
>hit Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>see any wojack post
>report

[Anonymous No.]

>>1760821
>open Coco reddit review
>see any wojak post
>report

[Anonymous No.]

>>1760821
>open /vt/
>saw someone announced that they would report a wojak post
>report

[Anonymous No.]

>see any opinion different to mine
>"back to redd1t"
>get a (you)
>"shut up Zhang"

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>create multiple kiara threads
>falsefag as kiara fans
>falsefag as kiara antis

[Anonymous No.]

>unrelated thread
>bring up my shitty indie oshi that nobody knows
>get called out
>"newfag"

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>absolutely despise vtubers and the culture surrounding them
>shit up as many threads as possible and especially /hlgg/, impersonating all kinds of groups according to my mood to bring down the general quality of the entire board
>do this all day every day just to make you faggots seethe

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all holos LOVE their overseas fans and are extremely happy when they see a non japanese comment in the chat. Keep coping, wapanese FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761300
I want to fuck Azki the married lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265

[Anonymous No.]

>board obviously not mine
>opinion that I don't like
>get out of MY board

[Anonymous No.]

>be Holo/Niji supremacist
>open /vt/
>falseflag as an SJW indie vtuber and shill their channel in a really obnoxious way
>i do it so you guys become antis

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat
>it's actually /hlg/
>pretend it's chat anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>Check /tg/
>there's noel thread
>Check /biz/
>there's watame thread

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>saw a cunny picture
>AWOOGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761444
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>open stream
>close chat
I'm just a simple man. I like to save my data for serious things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761528
where do you have to even live this day and age to get limited data? nigeria?

[Anonymous No.]

>pefectoly abre to spaek eigo
>roleplay as a ESL
>shit the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761537
Amurrica

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761537
I have unlimited, but that doesn't mean it has to go to waste on that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761631
how can you waste it if its unlimited?

[Anonymous No.]

ここのBGM好き

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761448
"AWOOGA" is for large breasts. The proper response to cunny is "UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH". Although large-breasted cunny exists, it shouldn't and thus should not be acknowledged. As the Good Book says, "Flat is Justice".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761115
you are that guy

[Anonymous No.]

>click stream
>male voice
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>mutt af
>open 4chan
>falseflag as a white supremacist
>especially in blue forums

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761255
>especially /hlgg/
At least you shit up an already shit thread so its fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761637
You take life too literal at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761668
>af
its ok to just say youre black, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to the Artemis thread
> ">she"

[Anonymous No.]

>[EN]: *japanese noises*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1760886
wait a fucking minute, this isnt pekora ogey,
who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>someone makes a point
>“go back"
>close the thread so they can never have the last word

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761750
>open Artemis livestream
>spam "41" in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761845
>someone absolutely destroys you in a post
>"wow you guys are easy to bait, thanks for the (You)"
>close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>open JP stream
>not member
>not superchat
>not even subscribed
>"oie puedes desir mi nombre porfabor"

[Anonymous No.]

>Open illegal restream of Hololive events
>Share the link on social media
>Intentionally post the wrong title for any song being performed, to mislead saucefags
>Report stream for copyright infringement
>Refresh warosu to find the next illegal restream

[Anonymous No.]

>go to /tg/
>make a noel thread
>go to /biz/
>make a watame thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762043
>Restream Live Hololive events in multiple accounts
>Share it on social media
>Stream get taken down
>Share another link while adding another accounts
>Repeat until the event is over
>Upload the vods so people can download

[Anonymous No.]

>in a discussion with someone
>he is destroying you
>swap yo VPN
>listen her NIGG...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761901
I hate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761637
Not the same guy but how it works for me, at least, is that I have 100 gigs at 4g speed. After that’s done, I have unlimited, but it’s reduced to 3g.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761407
They'll leave /jp/ one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761901
>>1762352
Never once happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762369
thats just limited data, anon. I know its technically unlimited but when people talk about unlimited data plans they really mean unlimited high speed data volume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762381
>be me spic
>get called out in /vt/
>ne...never happened g...guys

[Anonymous No.]

>enter fubuki stream
>click on chat window
>"hi friend"
>press ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762439
>>get called out in /vt/
Dios mio... El horror.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762398
>unlimited high speed data volume
Surely no such thing exists?

[Anonymous No.]

>open /hlgg/
>post about nijis and indies

[Anonymous No.]

>watch a clip of a vtuber i've never seen live
>they got mad at a video game in the clip
>come to /vt/ and post about how shitty of a person they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>>1758521
>>1758452
>>1758535
>>1758644
>>1761115
>>1761255
>>1761750
>>1761845
>>1761865
>>1761897
>>1762226
>>1762268
>>1762920
>>1762978
I do all of this, and I look like this

[Anonymous No.]

>get new car in EU
>license plate ends in CCP
>burn car

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>see a thread about Ollie or Mori
>"BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761897
I think ive done this once or twice after (unintentionally) writing something utterly retarded bs.

[Anonymous No.]

>open random thread
>Normal conversation, just the usual autisn
>"UOOO this is so hot"
>"Totally my fetish"
>"guys I'm masturbating right now"
>"my hands are around my dick in this inmediate moment"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762381
happens a lot with indies but it's usually "please say bruh"

[Anonymous No.]

>open chat window
>jet engines sounds coming from my PC

[Anonymous No.]

Are you all me? Am I schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761444
>check /fg/
>whoreposting
>check hlgg
>Reanposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766239 (You)
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>falseflag as nip
>"speak no spanish pls"
>watch SOPs get triggered

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi got a champion on Apex with 200 damage
>Nip sending in cyan SC with stickers
>Send in my PHD thesis in 2 separate akasupas paid in USD

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766472
I did this to Ayame once minus the thesis part

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761901
I have one worse
>"oiee puedes hablar español?"
I have no fucking idea where these people come from. Me and every one I know hate these idiots. I'm a Spic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761537
Just because I have data doesn’t mean I don’t want pajit code to cause my cpu to catch fire because it’s so fucking poorly optimized

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766749
They usually came from twitch, in twitch you can see post like these every day, I really feel bad for the good spic fans because these loud kids make them look horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>click chat window
>wwwww
>enter

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>post annoying orange (vtuber)

[Anonymous No.]

>open hlgg
>say some ones oshi does drugs or aqua is a retard and post unrelated webms or ones that make aqua look cute
>close the thread after I get a few yous

[Anonymous No.]

>be EOP
>open chat
>hit IME conversion button
>type kusa
>hit down arrow
>草
>Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766969
>Be EOP
>Open Annoying Orange's stream
>Type おやすみキアラ
>She actually reads it out loud
>”おやすみ、ごめん!”
>It's like 5 AM in Japan
>I made turkey think a JOP actually stayed up to watch her stream

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>open /vt/ new thread, post random narrative
>close 4chin and have a normal day
>last hour of the day, 18 (you)s, most of them "meds"
>take my meds
>do this everyday to never forget my meds
Thank you /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766915
nice cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767433
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762807
It does outside of the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>click on chat window
> OOF
> MADDONE
> BADA BING, BADA BOOM
> IDOLS? EYY FUGGEDABOUTIT

[Anonymous No.]

>go on /vt/
>see "ogey"
>type "rrat"
>send post

[Anonymous No.]

>shit thread is almost dead
>comment
>bumped

[Anonymous No.]

>>1774898
Basado

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761413
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762807
Where I live they """throttle""" it but I can still see videos on 1080p

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761668
JALTER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758406
how very devilish~

[Anonymous No.]

>go on /hlgg/
>your oshi
>post 2 view non holo oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761444
we stay super stinky on /biz/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776251
DOMP EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>1768866
Jesus Christ this Tony image is disturbing. But I'm glad to see Sopranos posting on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>open sub 100 viewer JP indie stream
>click on chat window
>Hello there! First time catching this stream live! I've always watched it archived because it's normally too early for me, but I made it this time just for you! Anyway, I'm learning Japanese using duolingo too so I can finally watch and communicate with you and other wonderful virtual youtubers! I'm so excited あいしてるですか! Haha, did I say that right? Anyhow I'll continue to support you in whichever way I can and I'll keep watching you APEX streams! Much love from the Philippines! Selamat Pagi!
>Press Enter

>forget about her in 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>See thread i don't like
>Purposely post false flags for (you)'s
>Close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1777377
>Much love from the Philippines! Selamat Pagi!
I can't tell if this is intentional or not

[Anonymous No.]

>open random thread
>see argument
>quote half of the replies at random
>"all me btw"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>click on chat window
>"are you getting enough sleep?"
>"don't forget to go to sleep"
>"you should get some rest"
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758525
That is basically 99% of every Japanese conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767028
You are a true chad, unlike literally everyone else in this thread. You are, with utmost sincerity, more based than the JSL elitists like myself or the other EOPs. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>Post something cringe and retarded
>I'm cringe and retarded IRL too

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780610
You are one of the following:
(A) A beginner learner who stands at the summit of Mount Stupid, whose inability to pick out anything but filler and 相槌 like >>1758525 mentioned has created a loop of confirmation bias that causes you to think such words truly account for a disproportionately large proportion of conversation.
or...
(B) A total know-nothing who is regurgitating garbage that was told to them by a member of group (A).

Either way, stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780577
Don't forget the step of making sure it's about 3pm in Japan before sending it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761300
>holos love overseas fans
>keep coping wapanese faggots
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>saw a bunch of racist posts
>reported them for racism outside of /b/
>jannies deletes it a few minutes later

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758593
>>1760275
Why are the greatest posters watamates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
Zhong

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
cope. Nip language has disproportionate amount of filler words

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188


You can't be chad and suck trannycock at the same time, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781179
by "wapanese" he means western fans that refuse to post English superchats because they are afraid of offending their oshi's honorable superior nippon sensibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>click random thread
>post watame
>close /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781378
oh ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761206
>open thread
>anon posts their based indie oshi that everyone knows in an on-topic context
>"nobody knows who that is, pal"
>press enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767433
actually based

[Anonymous No.]

>open youtube chat to live translate
>"she's explaining stuff idk"
>"think she said she likes the game, or maybe she doesn't"
>"she's laughing"

[Anonymous No.]

>open youtube
>"Entrega de aprender español スペイン語を勉強する"
>suscribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781815
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761750
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761115
why are kfp like this???

[Anonymous No.]

>someone disagrees with me
>"fuck off zhang"
>close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing on /vt/
>bait someone into calling me a nigger
>report for racism
>jannies come clean them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
>>1782025
>saw a bunch of racist posts on /vt/
>only reported the posts that are racist towards my people
>janny actually deletes them

[Anonymous No.]

please post more pics of muscular men with b&w filters. im collecting them for uh.. "forum weapon purposes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782262
Fucking newfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>"Omaru Polka ASMR Unarchived"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
>>1782025
>>1782131
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761559
Based, dope, superlit

[Anonymous No.]

>open /vt/
>search for coco threads
>thread isn't being racist to chinks at the moment
>falseflag as zhangs
>close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>open stream
>"superchat reading"
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758439
Do people really do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>"I have no idea what you're saying but you're cute"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1788862
Actually no, they don't. They say it in superchats instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
I do this every time I see an anti china post. Some idiot got banned for it so he made threads on /vt/ AND /jp/ to whine about "Chinks taking over his board". Ever since that happened I kept looking out for racist posts so that I can witness a meltdown like that happeen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766340
You're a paragon of virtue, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>type ,,i wanna fugg akua!!"
>comment gets deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>1789871
Chinese is a nationality, not a race

[Anonymous No.]

>give chuuba supacha asking her to marry me
>she answers no

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762807
Fiber in Australia, 120$/month, true unlimited. I've used 500g of data this month so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758593

𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶 𝅶sneed
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶
𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶𝅶 𝅶

[Anonymous No.]

>>1782409
>Using high-ohm open-backs your PC can't even drive to listen to a youtube audio stream
retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>hi i really enjoyed your amogus stream my mom just died after a long painful battle with bone cancer and my house caught on fire, killing the rest of my family so i just wanted to tell you that i enjoyed the stream
>5 pesos

[Anonymous No.]

>open any japanese stream
>hit superchat
>"hey streamer can you play this game next?"
>blue ARS donation

[Anonymous No.]

>>1766340
>>1761901
>>1762352
I was talking with an online spanish friend and he said that being online with latin americans on the internet depresses him because everyone (outside of the us) assumes spanish = spaniards so they mostly go to their own websites and almost never share websites with mexicans and other latins. Which would explain why /esp/ is separate from other spanish speaking generals on /int/. All of this came up because I was mentioning some guys spamming spanish messages on Korone's stream months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1792493
Yes, I did spend 2000 dollars on a headset and sound blaster z sound card, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761115
I too have schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>click on chat
>backseating
>it’s garbage advice that is flat out wrong

I don’t even bother having guras chat open because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762316
This isn't /pol/ or /biz/ but very based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758575
>watching on budget phone
>quality drops to 144p

[Anonymous No.]

>>1798318
>streamer asks chat for help
>somehow manages to read the single post giving the wrong advice
>gets angry at chat for giving bad advice
It's got to be intentional. There's no way it's coincidence given how often it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
>Japanese conversation
>Study on newspapers and 2chan
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1790451
and /pol/ stays in /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>POG
>FANBASE GANG LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781401
I mean, this is unironically fair, but fronting with suicide doesn't really work when Japanese have the highest suicide rate. I'll still do reps though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1801481
Of course it's in Serbia. We're all Chads here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>tap ipad screen
>*laughing.emoji’

[Anonymous No.]

>>1760821
>get banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758575
This but only when I try to use emojis

[Anonymous No.]

>see any Holo streaming
>go to that Holo thread in /vt/
>post borderline hentai pic
>derrail the tread from the stream topic to coomer shiy
>close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekora minecraft stream
>"where's Moona?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1808801
>Moona minecraft stream
>"Hey Moona!"
>"Where is Pekora?"

[Anonymous No.]

>open jp/hlg/
>type a sentence using rrat as narrative
>go fap
>afterwards come back and see my (you)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762316
VPNs that work on 4chan? I haven't had much luck with free ones and I'm worried if I buy one it won't work and I wasted my money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1768866
>open chat
> KIARA CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOR??!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781401
Is this a "you'll never be a woman" refitted for japanese?
...... I really don't know to reach to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
lmao enjoy spending 10 years learning japanese just so your oshi can ignore you

[Anonymous No.]

>open Aqua's stream
>type "What is she saying?" every time she speaks

[Anonymous No.]

>/vt/ ask something that a jp streamer just said
>open reply and start to write
>remember that /vt/ are a bunch of EOP
>delete the reply and let them live with their ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

>open chat window
>type out kissy faces
>be ignored

[Anonymous No.]

>>1812930
Based and repspilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>1812318
You broke me

[Anonymous No.]

>open Rushia stream
>"BOING BOING PETTAN"
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>no membership
>no superchat
>"can you say my name pls"
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>"can you say [the word penis in foreign language] pls"
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815131
>my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>open Roboco stream
>"Wow holy shit you suck at Apex!"
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>open chat
>"はあちゃま!?"
>enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1812930
besudo. /vt/edditors don't deserve shit
do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>1811923
save it, use it the next time someone calls you a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>open /jp/
>go to /hlg/
>someone posted pic related
>hit reply
>"I want to pee inside her"
Sometimes I still miss this anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Oshi is streaming
>It's an Apex stream
>Unsub, cancel membership, "i'm an anti now"

[Anonymous No.]

>why yes, my extremely cheap akasupa will stay visible for an hour, is there any problem with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>it's for membership only
>report stream for chiId pornography

[Anonymous No.]

>>1827167
based Chang Wu Fei

[Anonymous No.]

>use VPN to change location to Argentina
>purchase memberships for 50 cents each

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816273
I’ll just wait for clip fags to spoon feed me thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>"i don't mind when my oshi is collabing with males"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761444
>>1776251
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

>>1827167
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>open reddit dragon’s chat
>run a bot that spams chat until it breaks
>run same bot on anybody who collabs with reddit dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761660
What mod?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
The CEO of anti racism... I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816273
/jp/ expats have shit bants

[Anonymous No.]

>open thread
>*hits head on desk*
>*vomits all over your carpet*
>*ungodly shrieking*
>*whimpers*
>"Please stop"
>"It hurts, please"
>*vomits again*
>*slaps her face, Jerma style*
>*audible bleeding*
>*slaps stomach with rubber glove*
>*anime girl pain noises*
>*BLEUUUURGH*

[Anonymous No.]

>see gura finally play terraria
>type YOYO STRING in all-caps
>enter

[Anonymous No.]

>mukkun didn't bring home any quesadilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>1851043
>>1853442
>>1855420
what the fuck is this shit, delete your own life at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
You will never be japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to 4chan
>Enjoy things
>have pleasant conversations

[Anonymous No.]

>>1857357
you forgot your soijack

[Anonymous No.]

>donate $5
>type some Fesh Pince quote knowing literally no one in the chat nor the vtuber themselves will get it
>press enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1857553
Frighteningly based

[Anonymous No.]

>see loli
>FBI open up
>hit enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781188
based anti-racist anon, I also do this.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the first good thread in the history of this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761320
She married to who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1858553

[Anonymous No.]

>open stream
>it's male collab
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>click chat
>"[EN]: *japanese noises*"
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1860362
>speak neither English nor Japanese
>[EN]: *wildly incorrect, mostly made up translation*
>press Enter

be sure to thank the live translators, they do it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>click on chat window
>"onions de mexico pls say my name!!"
>"aguacate!"
>"di chinga tu madre nimu"
>press Enter

[Anonymous No.]

>>1848798
https://openxcom.mod.io/the-x-com-files

[Anonymous No.]

>go to 4chan.org/bans
>look for ban reason "/vt/ 2 - No Real Life"
>find threads in the archive
>I now know what chuubas look like in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>1860619
Out of control madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>1823435
>pay 50 ars
>literally 50 cents usd
>become member

[Anonymous No.]

>>1811581
You have to get lucky.
I had some paid bolehvpn IPs work before but most don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hack into google servers.
>gather sensitive company information
>blackmail high level google executives
>my only demand is 1 month of free membership to my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1860929
Biggest dick in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781629
basasdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1812126
I had already learned Japanese before vtubers even got big, I think Kizuna Ai was around then but that was about it. It only takes a couple of years if you're not a brainlet, but I realize that's why you're upset :'(
>just so your oshi can ignore you
lmao imagine being such a hopeless loser that you project your desire for affirmation from internet streamers onto others
I'm a 切り抜き-watching Chad that doesn't have time to watch hours-long videos, and I have no interest in trying to speak to them. Pekora is a good comedian whose clips make me laugh, and that's the extent of it.
>>1857155
>You will never be japanese
And thank God for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
Holy crap this reeks of insecurity
Unironically go outside instead of typing this self projected blog post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
>being fluent in Japanese, enjoying Pekora
based
>calling yourself a Chad, making a stupid post >>1780950
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865955
>gets called out on projection
>n- no you!!
Your failure to grasp the meaning of that word is pretty apparent, but you're welcome to try to elaborate if you think that would help your case at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781401
>never be Japanese
>suicide
Uh, well, that’s the first step, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866188
>based
pic related
>cringe for declaring Chadhood
"the virgin chat spammer vs the chad clipwatcher" is what I was going for, but fair enough.
>cringe for making a stupid post
If you'd like to refute my assessment of the poster behind >>1780610, feel free.
相槌 are undoubtedly common in spoken language, but the only people that go out of their way to make statements about Japanese like "filler words make up 99% of speech" only do so because they've never had a meaningful conversation in it, and so have no legitimate point of reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866415
are you autistic? he was clearly making a joke but you reacted to it super seriously, and had the gall to call him stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866554
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644
i can actually see this happening a some point, thats the worst part

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
If you’re not translating eroge what’s the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1858641
her male husband, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866554
>and had the gall to call him stupid
>the gall
hahahaha
anon, do you realize where you are? The big S-word isn't off limits, believe it or not!

Either way, I didn't actually call him stupid, I was referring to a stage of the Dunning-Kruger effect. It's directly related to my statement that he's probably a beginner learner.
>>1866652
I learned Japanese for myself, not to help EOPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
>I'm a 切り抜き-watching Chad that doesn't have time to watch hours-long videos, and I have no interest in trying to speak to them.
This was typed by a someone with a big dick

[Anonymous No.]

>see another baity "muh superior niponese/ pure Jap waifus" thread
>post "you'll never be japanese" pasta
>exit thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761667
>Click stream
>Male voice
>Dude's actually pretty cool
>Has good energy
>Understands English
>Uses the TTS function to hear and respond to chat even when he's busy in a game.
>Subbed, liked, and recommended.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaz5APW88HvDygW9Gni-FoA

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866993
actual chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761901
>open JP stream
>not member
>not superchat
>not even subscribed
>"Pekora say poggers!"

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't watched any live streams but I've been watching a lot of short clips and highlights on youtube. Theyre veryfunny and I love all the EN characters.This seems like a good thread to post this in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866993
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.]

>open watamelon thread
>call them all silly
>leave without posting any watamelons

[Anonymous No.]

>>1868222

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
This guy must know he's a living meme on this site by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1857553
a pizza hut in the garage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866710
have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761690
yah but imagine if that anon wasnt there. would it be paradise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866993
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread start out great but the last 40 or so posts have been shit. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>Orange woman bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
Alright I'm learning it for real this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877614
You’ve said this before anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>"hololive minecraft streams"

[Anonymous No.]

>suddenly get tilted by something that a young girl did in any place of the world
>feel the imperial neccesity to make a 500+word essay about it
>go to /vt/
>post it like if it was my blog
>respond to EVERY hate post

[Anonymous No.]

>>1767028
草

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877625
Not that anon, but I'm on second shift (aka the graveyard shift). So, I might, especially since I'm getting paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866710
If the epitome of you learning japanese (Shopping N1 Diplomas) is to dunk on strangers then spending years learning it was probably not a good time. Literally have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>open Mori's chat
>type DAD! DAD IS HERE! HI DAD! SHERIFF DAD!
>press enter
>keep making dad jokes for the entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1860619
>Global 3 - Loli/shota pornography

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
Thank you for reminding me to do my reps, based sex-having N1 anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761300
They love your money, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1876894
This, but unironically.

[Death to Artia No.]

>go to /vt/
>/tia/ thread

[Anonymous No.]

>just opened stream
>no idea what game is being played or how it works
>give streamer advice in all caps

[Anonymous No.]

>>1869160
Dilate
>>1886945
>I didn't get a reply yet, so I'll try again but add the world "literally"!! >:'(
If the epitome of you having had sex (pretending that you've had sex online) is to dunk on strangers, then spending years simping for roasties was probably not a good time. Literally learn Japanese.

Oh, and dilate. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1877614
>>1885836
Good luck, anons.
>>1889313
Sure thing friend

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to this massive sperg you're shitting up a kino thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1866608
What do you mean, "At some point?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1761115
All (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781401
I... I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1892203
reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>1892722
>>1892747
>>1892873
>>1892983
This is (me).
(I'm) based.
>hyperchad.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>1857553

[Anonymous No.]

>get hacked yt account
>check if my name is still grey
>write ''saya dari indonesia, bisakah saya mencium anus anda?''
>take a screenshot without censoring the acc name and post it on /hlgg/ with the phrase ''why are SEAniggers like this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758585
So this is how those guys from One Piece would look in live-action...

[Anonymous No.]

>make up some /b/ tier greentext.
>post it to /hlgg/
>10 (You)s calling me a faggot
the story was actually real

[Anonymous No.]

>Ina starts stream
>she says WAH
>post WAH in hlgg
>close Ina's stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758644
The sheer power wielded in this post

[Anonymous No.]

>never studied japanese in my life
>want to chat with the oshi
>open DeepL
>write my spacha and translate it to japanese
>send it to her
>she says that my japanese is really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>click on chat window
>implies
>green texting
>meta commentary
>ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.]

>be a clipper & translator.
>slightly mistranslate, clip out of context, use misleading thumbnail & tittle; do all of that to make my rrat sounds more believable.

[Anonymous No.]

> open thread
> see massive sperging
> close thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1789871
>open coco stream
>post coco nmsl
>leave dislike
>report stream
>close stream

[Anonymous No.]

>"i'm going to shit this pants real good"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1762807
In Ukraine it's 5$ for 150mb/s and 12$ for 1gb/s

[Anonymous No.]

>>1865748
>>1780950
>>1866710
>>1891793
Bro stop, you already overloaded my cringe intake for the week. Your insecurity reeks trough your posts. Learning a language doesn't make you special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
Ehh, my biggest win was starting some prayers in chat during Choco's ASMR stream. Fun shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1920491
Context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
ok schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>1781401

[Anonymous No.]

>>1927892

[Anonymous No.]

>Open Manten Hanamaru stream
>Say good morning AND ohayou
>Get a good morning ohayou back

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758265
>open emoji menu
>spam heart emojis
i literally support my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>see opinion i disagree with
>call him a SEAnigger
>he calls me a faggot who can't take criticism who just calls people that I disagree with 'SEAniggers'
>he's right, but i call him a SEAnigger anyway just to make him mad
i can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>watch iofi's positive affirmation ASMR
>"Thank you for being born, anon"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>1913090
Kraut here, I have unlimited mobile for yt and twitch (~20€) and unlimited landline has been a standard in Germany for ages (35€ for 150Mbit)
I downloaded the entire sanic hegehod torrent in 2 days (3+TB)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893270
>make a bunch of very probable guesses a few hours earlier
>successfully nail one of them
>quote my own post saying "WOW THIS ANON WAS RIGHT"
>get 1 billion (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>someone replies to my post
>it's more than 2 lines
>reply "seethe"
>win argument

[Anonymous No.]

>open youtube video comments
>disclose the vtuber's identity
>close the page
>comment notifications off

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is unironically gold

[Anonymous No.]

>Ayame reading superchat
>open chat window
>type DOCCHI DOCCHI in full caps
>hit enter
>repeat ad nauseam

[Anonymous No.]

>>1777993
Salamat Pagi!

[Anonymous No.]

>Forget to take meds
>Post several schizoid and autism fueled rants into the rrat thread
>Get alot of replies agreeing how they might be true
>Never take meds again so i can get more (you)s in Transylvanian nationalist forum

[Anonymous No.]

>a chuuba is shit at video games
>*backseats*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1946270
>streamer never sees or reads your advice, or gets it from someone else
this shit always pisses me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>1941705
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>Write something humourous that gives chuuba a laughing fit

[Anonymous No.]

>newfag asking to be spoon-fed
>i explain everything to him in great detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>1953812
newfag here, can you spoon-ffed me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758439
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>1780950
learn from a Japanese how things really are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Q7mNGsUow
>modern Japanese has no right to exist since it just copies English and butchers it and that they're all better off learning English from birth.
>that entire rant where he lost his mind saying why does 携帯 exist when everyone just ended up using スマホ anyways
>some guy in chat says that Japanese isn't as bad as he is saying, said that no language is perfect
>Astel snaps and responds to the guy by picking apart his name and doesn't even know how to say it because he's using some bullshit kanji
>paraphrased: WHAT'S THE POINT OF EVEN HAVING KANJI IN OUR NAMES IF WE NEED TO USE KANA TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1776251

[Anonymous No.]

>>1958156
>"Dogs?, I like dogs, they're tasty"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1758620
I do this every single time, somehow never gets old to me