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17505825 No.17505825 [Reply] [Original]

Hololive is doing an IRL Valentine event where you'll be able to do a 1 on 1 with one of the girls from this selection, who will get the most fans and who will get the least

>> No.17505929

>>17505825
all of them as im booking the entire thing with each one of them

>> No.17505967

>>17505825
Marine will get the most and Azki will get the least

>> No.17506055

miko will

>> No.17506079

>>17505967
this sounds about right

>> No.17506087

>>17505825
Who is the Chuuba on the top left? Is she new?

>> No.17506116

>>17506055
all of them will be me btw

>> No.17506123

my money's on lamy getting the most

>> No.17506127

>>17505825
how will this work? 2 minutes per fan or something? kinda neat though

>> No.17506178

>>17505825
do people have sex on valentines day? would it be weird to want a loli like laplus to be my valentine?

>> No.17506306

>>17505825
Lammy or Marine. Who te fuck is that one next to Nene and no not tower.

>> No.17506321

>>17506127
Its 1 minute per fan, and if you book multiple tickets for more than 1 member then you'll be able to meet them at the same time. Apparently its split into 5 parts, so there is some time in between.

>> No.17506397

>>17505825
Imagine having Mori on this list

>> No.17506465
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17506465

>>17505825
Miko

35p are cult like so they will all be looking to actually talk to Miko.

>> No.17506552

Surprised Subaru isn't doing this, hell no one from gen 2 is there lol.

>> No.17506695

As fun as it would be to do something like this, I cannot imagine actually going because what do you even say for 1 minute. Like thanks for being a great streamer etc, but they'll probably be hearing that all day so its like you wanna say something original but it just comes out cringe.

Had the same experience when I found out my dentist was retiring, and I literally just heard someone tell him have a good retirement so I thought I'd say something different and all I could think was "have a nice life."

>> No.17507036

>>17506695
Well you aren't the target audience for this. The target audience is lonely schizos who will talk to their oshi for a half hour despite the high cost per minute. Literally dropping hundreds upon hundreds of dollars.

>> No.17507041

>>17505825
Cover is trying to increase Azki's popularity, because she will leave INNK and become a full streamer in April

>> No.17507201

I too want to talk with my oshi....

>> No.17507243

>>17507041
INNK was disbanded because the music concert business had died due to coof

>> No.17507335

>>17505825
it's obviously senchou... She has some of the best numbers out of all of them and will be the best at actually talking 1 on 1.

>> No.17507349

>>17505825
Nene seems like the most fun to talk to person here

>> No.17507464

>>17505825
no pekora? nousagis can only eat cold fried chicken again

>> No.17507501

At $55/minute I thought this would be worth Ayame's time. Just how much does she charge?!

>> No.17507517

>>17506087
Thats Azki in her new outfit

>> No.17507582

>>17507036
I may be autistic, but god damn am I glad i'm not as lonely as the fuckers who will go to this and express their undying love to an anime girl

>> No.17507733
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17507733

>>17507501
you don't want to know that

>> No.17507763

>>17505825
Samurai Ame became the top 2 SC after chloe this month, I wouldn't be surprised if she got a lot of votes

>> No.17507837

Wonder if people will be allowed to film, would kill to watch the cringe of autists break down in front of their oshi

>> No.17507967

>YWNBJ unicorns call all western chuubas whores
>HoloJP LITERALLY selling their talents to sad lonely men on Valentines day

>> No.17508042

>>17507967
>Talk for one minute is whoring
retarded bait

>> No.17508091
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17508091

>>17505825
My wife AZKi

>> No.17508382

>>17505825
That's not how it works, they'll all obviously sell out.

>> No.17508387

>>17507967
here is your (you) bro

>> No.17508407

>>17505825
Meet and greet event is part of the idol culture fanservice, it's just that this is just an interaction with the screen, how much do you think Cover will charge for it?

>> No.17508431
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17508431

>>17506321
>and if you book multiple tickets for more than 1 member then you'll be able to meet them at the same time
Spending all I have on a ton of tickets then pulling a pic rel as soon as I get into the room

>> No.17508445

>>17505825
>they dedicated their entire Valentine's Day talking to people willing to pay for this
Gotta hand it to them, its free money

>> No.17508488

>>17508445
No wonder Ayame isn't attending

>> No.17508515

>>17508431
>half-expecting pic rel to happen
Please for the love of God someone be autist enough to do something stupid

>> No.17508591

>>17508445
These are the holos who have nothing better to do on Valentine's day. Take from that what you will

>> No.17508623

>>17508431
Secretly video yourself please so us plebs can witness the glory

>> No.17508751

GO AZKI GO

>> No.17508756
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17508756

>>17508488
Ayame (and others like Subaru) already had a meet and greet this month, this would be redundant

>> No.17508949

The thought of somebody paying towa 55 bucks for a minute with her is so funny

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17508955

>>17508407
>how much do you think Cover will charge for it?
We already know, it's ¥5500/€43/£36/$48 for 1 minute
I'd pay that much to talk to Migo if only I was in Japan

>> No.17509030

>>17508591
>Noel will do nothing in Valentines
roommate video when

>> No.17509413

>>17505825
I'm waiting for an idiot fan who dares to do stupid things like showing his dick in front of oshi, it will be a kino drama

>> No.17509469
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17509469

Maybe 300 people for Towa and all of them me

>> No.17509476

>>17508756
Link?

>> No.17509594

>>17509469
>Towanidas and the 300

>> No.17509973

>>17505825
Fubuki

>> No.17509976

>>17509413
Give me a ticket and pass to Japan, I will show my big black dragon in front of Laplus, it gives her mental rape correction

>> No.17510452

>>17505825
miko will get the most, she cried about this type of event now a whole bunch of people will show up
azki will get the least

>> No.17510539

>>17510452
I will buy all the AZKi tickets

>> No.17510619

>>17509594
Fighting and dying alongside Towa...

>> No.17510686

>>17505825
whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore and whore

>> No.17510718

The pre-release already ended
Marine sold the fastest followed by Miko for those curious

>> No.17510918

>>17510718
Based horny pirate crew

>> No.17511100
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17511100

This guy

Translation
Hololive Valentine 2022

Want:
Nene

Offer:
Matsuri + money

>> No.17511127

>>17510686
I don't see any en and id in there

>> No.17511173

>>17505825
How IRL, I suppose is a videocall or something

>> No.17511351

>>17509476
Read twitter

>> No.17511391

>>17505825
What do you mean a fucking one on one?
How would that even work?
And it's going to be Marine, no questions asked. She's got this in the bag.

>> No.17512105
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17512105

>>17511391

>> No.17512704

>>17510686
I don't see any twitch streamers

>> No.17512879

>>17505825
Most:
Marine/Miko/Lamy

Lease:
AZKi/Polka/Lui

>> No.17513396

>>17505825
i genuinely can't see any of the girls as women that i'd like to have any intimate relationship with except lui-nee

>> No.17513481

>>17513396
>He doesn't watch Okayu member ASMR
ngmi

>> No.17514471

>>17510718
And the others?

>> No.17516696

>Spending $50 an hour to talk to AZKi, who is married, for Valentines.
That’s kind of sad.

>> No.17516738

>>17516696
Most people don't know about her roomate

>> No.17516784

>>17516696
She's also a well known performer outside of vtubing, so if you're a fan that's a good opportunity to talk to someone you enjoy, just take the Valentine's concept out of it.

>> No.17516851

>>17516696
https://streamable.com/b0gpqk

>> No.17517142

>>17516851
weird shoulders

>> No.17517172
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17517172

>>17507501
If you have to ask then you can't afford it.

>> No.17517206

>>17505967
She'll probably have a lot of girl fans to attend.

>> No.17517249

>>17516784
I don’t know if anyone sane enough to actually want to talk to these people simply as a fan rather than as part of some parasocial relationship is going to be dropping $50 a minute to talk to them.

>> No.17518921
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17518921

>>17507967
I know you're baiting but I might as well educate the casual tourists.
Idol meet and greets/handshake events have been around since forever.

>> No.17522723

>>17505825
Marine or Lamy. Nene will also probably be in the upper half.

>> No.17524566

>>17506552
I'm not surprised at all no one from Gen 2 is there.
I'll let you work out why

>> No.17524664

If COVER was western, how many schizos would have broken into these cons to try to see the holos real identity?
we'd already have our own John Hinckley Jr. trying to impress Gura.

>> No.17524734

>>17506465
I just want to start speaking to Miko in full english for a min and walk away please let me in....

>> No.17524767

>>17524664
There’s plenty of schizos in Japan itself, no need to imagine.

>> No.17524785

>>17512879
I think a lot of people are sleeping on Polka, she did some big gfe things compared to the other girls as far as I know

>> No.17524894

Ayame has a secret meet and greet in the alley behind the convention centre.

>> No.17524898

I have no idea what would i say in the scarce minute limit (so the chuuba would really talk for like 30 seconds) but i'm still jealous every time i see them doing one of this kind of events, they do them from time to time in joypolis.
Also, at 50 dollars per minute ticket is really easy money for the company. I'm calculating around 120k in profit after this.

>> No.17524912

>>17509976
Extreamly based

>> No.17524940

>>17510686
This aint Vshojo tho

>> No.17524977

So its a japan only thing?

>> No.17525010

>>17524977
What did you expect?

>> No.17525024

>>17524734
The thing is that Miko is a good sport about everything so she will try to talk back to you in Elite English. Probably start it off with her patented "HEY GUYS" even though its only you.

>> No.17525052

>>17517249
$50/minute is cheap to tell azki how much i love her music

>> No.17525332

Obviously Marine, the most sociable person, following is Lamy/Fubuki/Laplus. Lui is also great at zatsu but she just not as famous as the rest. Azki will get the least.

>> No.17525442

>>17505825
LITERALLY a brothel

>> No.17525526

What would you even say?
I feel like I'd spill my spaghetti.

>> No.17525616

I would just read a bunch of insults and slurs for Miko to use

>> No.17525645
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17525645

>>17525526
Do it like every normal person would
Show off your muscles, make jokes and thank them

>> No.17525647

>>17505825
How much Jail time would you get flashing your erect penis to Matsuri? If you are big enough she might even meet up with you after you've served your time, since she said she could see herself marrying a fan.

>> No.17525748

>>17525442
Ngl, I'm gonna pay to have one night with Lamy.

>> No.17525800

>>17505825
I don't give a fuck who gets the most or least as long as someone tells Fubuki how lucky Cover is to have her.

>> No.17525840

>>17525526
I would like to have time with marine, but just silently sit there hands clasped in prayer clutching my rosary, and then leave with giving her a blessing and saying God loves her.

>> No.17525869

>>17510718
was Nene in the upper half?

>> No.17525928

>>17525616
Based

>> No.17525937

>>17525840
based.

>> No.17528493

>>17525616
Faqing based
>>17525840
Blessed

>> No.17529713

>>17508515
no Rushia so the chance for it is low

>> No.17529882

>>17524566
aqua is not married shes not shes not shes not

>> No.17530050

>>17525526
I'd just talk to Lui in english for a while.
Actual english, not whatever the fuck Calli's been poisoning her brain with.

>> No.17530367

>>17507036
Except that you're only allowed to buy 1 ticket (1 minute) per talent each appearance and if you buy tickets for multiple talents then you'll have to see them at the same time.
I can never get tired of ignorant faggots like you who are too lazy to even do a basic google search before they start talking shit out of their asses.

>> No.17530872

>>17530367
seems like there's 2 slots for each, so you could still use 2 tickets.

>> No.17531743

>>17508591
This is held on the 20th, they have a whole week to be fucking boyfriends/husbands before they need to front up to meet lonely virgins.

>> No.17532433

>>17524664
Are they even in the same building?

>> No.17532457

>>17506695
I've had a similar experience with a meet and greet with a JP va during a con. You kind of have to plan out what you want to say ahead of time so you don't just spill spaghetti all over. Then just keep talking until they have to force you out to maximize the experience.

I feel like 1 minute is incredibly short but given the number of fans and how accessible it is in JP then it makes sense. Would rather have 1 minute of 1 on 1 talk than 0 minutes

>> No.17532644

>>17506178
holy shit you haven't touched a woman for a while

>> No.17532715

>>17518921
>teaching your child how to be a lonely sperg
your birthrate will never recover

>> No.17532757
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17532757

I want this hag to be my valentine...

>> No.17532791

>>17505825
Wonder whose idea was this

>> No.17533023

>>17532757
based

>> No.17533117

>>17531743
kek
That's sad.

>> No.17533261

>>17525024
>Probably start it off with her patented "HEY GUYS" even though its only you.
Miko/10

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