/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Yeah we know she's old. That's why we like mommy Marine.

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Teach me your ancient ways mommy pirate!

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>Was in middle school when Wing started airing
Jesus. Isn't that 95-96'?

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We've already had this thread >>1561224

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Waiting for Marine to stat casually talking about finding a box of her old cassette tapes.

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this old HAG has a giant ASS and BASICALLY you're fucking stupid

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>>1747152
She didn't say she was into it when it started airing. She could've watched a rerun or rented.

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>>1747002
>old
>saggy veiny tits
>huge fat ass
>incredibly out of shape

What's the appeal again?

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>>1747158
How new are you? People remake the same god damn thread every time they die because jannies do not enforce the "no spamming/reposting" rule.

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>>1747484
Everything you listed faggot

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People were still using Walkmen on the 00s. I'm not even 30 and I can say I used a Walkman.

Not that I'm saying Marine isn't old.

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>>1747484
I'm not sure I understand the question.

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>>1747681
Moisture is the only artist who should be able to draw marine

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>>1747484
>he didnt see the pictures

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>>1747484
Meds. Now. I don't mean schitzo meds, I mean anti ED meds since clearly your dick doesn't work

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Isn't she still in her (late) 20s? Walkman can refer to a CD player, or nowadays an mp3 player. Which makes me wonder if Marine also went through this struggle.

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>>1747484
how did you manage to write all of that without getting rock hard?

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>>1747747
?

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>>1747853
>he still hasn't seen the pictures

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isn't she right around the age of most holos

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>>1748027
She's a fair bit younger, at 17

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>>1747478
She was renting every episode that had Quattre in it.

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>>1747959
ogey

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>>1748152
roommate reps retard

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>>1747152
It's already established that she was in middle school when the Pokemon Advanced anime was airing and that she used to ship May and Drew, which means she had to have been watching reruns of Gundam Wing around the same time.

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>>1747484
low test faggot

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>>1748027
While we know a handful of girls are technically older than her, it doesn't really matter. Marine talks about having worked in an office a few times and office work ages you hard.

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>>1748426
Gundam Wing stayed in rerun until at least 2006 in Japan so, its plausible.

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>>1748056
Funny meme.

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I want to make fun of Senchou's dried up eggs while she cries and stuffs her fat pig face!

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>>1748426
I can't seem to find the clip, but I swear I remember her recalling getting Pokémon Ruby when it came out when she was in elementary, which puts her at late 20s
don't know why people bring up her age so often when Botan, Korone, and Mio are all older, I guess it's because Marine shows her age more often than any of those three

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>>1748513
>Gundam wing stayed in reruns til '06
>Pokemon ADV was running from '02 til '06
It adds up.

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>>1748637
Best estimate accoring to most people is 28, because "17 second season" was code for admitting that she was 27.

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>>1748549
thanks, that means a lot to me

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>>1747002
That's her charm point

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Not everyone here is in there late teens/early twenties. A good chunk of the site is now 30+.

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christ youd think shes like 60 hearing these jokes so much

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>>1748709
17 second season means its her first birthday since debut, her age was set to 17

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>>1747002
Do we really need to have the exact same thread clogging up the catalog again? Just do your roommate reps if you really need to know that badly, it's easily found

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>>1747663
This, I'm in my early 20's and used a walkman. Both the cassette and cd ones.

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>>1749103
How? I am 26 and by everyone I knew growing up had mp3 players.

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>>1747484
That is the pinnacle of a milf

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>>1749319
Really? I'm only a year older and had a portable CD player, hell the first MP3 player I ever saw couldn't even fit a whole CD on it

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>>1749392
No milfs that do their fitness reps are better. Marine's laziness probably means her ass is saggy.

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>>1747484
All that greentext you faggot

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>>1749477
You may not like it but this is what peak milf performance looks like.

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>>1749450
iPod was released in 2001, admittedly only rich fags had those at first but at like age 10 everyone had those 512mb mp3 players.

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Fucking based senchou hitting the wall with style and grace.

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>>1749450
>first MP3 player I ever saw couldn't even fit a whole CD on it
I highly doubt that. You were 6 at the oldest when the first iPod came out and that was 5 gigs

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>>1748027
She will be 28 this year, which is far from the oldest.

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>>1749319
I don't know, I did get an MP3 player at one point when I was like 5 or 6, but before that I only had walkmans. And even that MP3 player was huge, bigger than my palm back then. I lived in Indonesia for 4 years before turning 7 so maybe that's why.

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>>1749582
My first cellphone could play mp3s and I got it in 03

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>>1748919
She does this for lewdness too

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>>1747002
I personally own an MP3 player branded as a walkman. I am 20.
Hagbros...

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>>1749627
I was 8, and that shit cost $400, do you think most kids or even adults could afford that?

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That was her dad’s Walkman and she was watching his laserdiscs.
Hence she’s like 14yo or so now.
Dismiss.

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>>1749645
I'm 28 and didn't get my first MP3 player until 2012 and it was a phone. That's just life as poorfag

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>>1749766
>14 with a body age of 45
Marine isn't very healthy.

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Bear in mind for context that while most people ITT are apparently richfags who owned an ipod in 2003, Marine has mentioned before that she grew up basically dirt poor, it's not a surprise she didn't grow up with the latest technology

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>>1748919
This is actually very true.

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>>1747002
Reminder Marine is Christian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJKneV8nSc

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>>1748709
>>1749645
There is no way Marine is 28. Noel is 26 and Pekora is 27 and they they treat her like someone much older. Marine is in her mid-30s at least.

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>>1749957
Because she is already a mother of 2.
That’s why she’s so good at handling her adult children coworkers and audiences.
Ages don’t matter.

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>>1750102
Perfect

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>>1750102
I mean, didn't she go to a Catholic all-girls school?

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>>1749319
I'm 28 and while I remember having a CD player it was very young when I got an mp3 player. So yeah they likely were phased out by then.

Also richness of your family and where you grew up will have an impact. Why give kids expensive shit when CDs still work?

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>>1750102
>do don ga don
Actually this is what Japanese over 40 slip out when they feel totally relaxed.
It gave her away.

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>>1750179
>Mother of 2 at 14
Is Marine African?

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>>1750298
Yes. So did Sora and Suisei. Hololive has a suprising number of Catholics. Because Yagoo is Catholic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msgz0_4g8ks

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>>1750167
Literally just do your roommate reps, you clearly know how since you got the other two (nearly) right
Those two are total autistic retards anyway so of course they look up to someone who isn't

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>>1750395
I've heard rrats of pekomama being catholic

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>>1750450
I got them both exactly right. M****** was a massive liar back in the day so I don't trust what she has to say plus she looks around 30 in those old pictures.

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>>1750585
Hey schizo-kun, I missed you
You got Noel a year off, sorry to break it to you

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>>1750688
Her roommates birthday has passed dumbass. The real one not the one that everyone gets wrong.

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>>1750585
> everything a person says on the internet could be a lie!
Then it makes this whole speculation thing meaningless, doesn't it?

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>>1752461
I never said that, I said that everything a known liar says could be a lie and M****** had massive incentive to lie about her age. So it is a fairly safe bet to say that she was lying about her age.

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>>1750395
Catholic bros, WW@?

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>>1750102
What are the three things they shouldn't talk about?

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>>1754036
Hey.
Sunday is the day of the lord.

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THIRTY ISN'T OLD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

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>>1747002
boomer

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>>1754405
It's Saturday still.

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>>1754077
Politics, Religion, and The Rape of Nanking.

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>>1750585
Marine schizo what are you doing outside of hlg?

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>>1754614
Is always sunday for the lord.

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>>1754493
Decrepit 30 year old hands typed this post.

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>>1755165
OVER THIRTY

AND MY HANDS ARE FINE

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>>1754864
>calling M****** a liar makes you a schizo now

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>>1754493
I'll fetch your arthritis meds, grandma

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>>1755476
>marine is lying about lying about her age
Wew lad

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>>1747484
That is the appeal

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>>1755583
She is trying to trick you retards into thinking she is in her late 20s when she is actually in her late 30s. She is older than Korone, fatter than Noel and more menhera than Matsuri, truly a disturbing creature.

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>>1755692
EVEN BETTER

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>>1750473
Don't do that

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>>1755692
Proof

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>30 is old
>you then spend the next 55 years of your life being old

well thats a little lopsided

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>>1755749
Pay for Nico Nico premium and go watch her roommates old videos for the first and the last point. Go watch any 3D stream for proof that she is fatter than Noel, she can't put her arms against her sides and has worse stamina than Noel who is a landwhale.

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>>1755692
Nice.

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>>1755692
I wish this were true.

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>>1747484
you're going to get butt raped by her crew.

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>>1747002
She is fucking 27 YEARS OLD
Fucking newfags

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>>1755846
Who the hell is her roommate anyway?

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>>1756426
Joe

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>>1756440
I literally can't find anything on it other than spam sites. Only Noel turns up results.

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>>1750395
I knew I enjoyed hololive for a reason. I am Catholic and am happy to hear that hololive is a Catholic organization.

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>>1756505
JOE MOMMA

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>>1748637
It's because Botan, Korone and mio don't talk reminisce about their past. It's usually a nono because of the exact same reason why everyone can guess Marine's age. Ui-mama did something similar when she reminisced because a friend of hers suddenly popped in during a guess the drawing stream.

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>>1756596
I figured that joke, that's not what I meant.

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she's definitely 90's baby somewhere around 1990-1995

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>>1756959
More like 1980-1985

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>>1757040
32~33 is 1988, so I personally guess she could be anywhere between 1985-1990.

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>>1748827
You're so stupid I want to piss in your mouth.

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All the losers here who refuse to do the reps to confirm she's in her late 20s and insisting she's in her 30s must be over 40+ faggots who feel guilty about crushing on someone so much younger than themselves.

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>>1750395
god has guided me to the right place it would seem, but of course

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>>1747663
I still use a Walkman.

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>>1747747
Show them.

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>>1755692
>actually schizo posting as a response to being called a schizo
You cant make this shit up.

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>>1759727
getting tilted over persons age should be a clear indication of latent (and severe) schizo

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wait and see when you guys found out how old botan is

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>>1759926
anyone who cares can google it, which means your relevancy is round zero, 0, nil
fuck off

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>>1759963
Tell that to the 80 posters in this thread lol

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>>1759981
pointing fingers won't increase your relevancy past 0

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Didn't Japan have Walkmans for a lot longer than the west?
Besides, I thought she literally outed herself as being 27 last year.

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>>1759587
There's only one confirmed picture from a verified source. If you've done your reps, you've seen it (kemonomimi). All others are rrats.

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>shota-con
>mommy
>absolute spaz

why is she so perfect

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>>1760048
She outed herself as 28 THIS year in her rim world playthrough.

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>>1760140
So she's still young

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>>1754493
It's OK Marine, we love you precisely because you're old.

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>>1767332
I'm so glad I get to enjoy my wife's homemade soup! ;_;

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>>1749795
Same for me, I just never really wanted a MP3 player as a teen because I only listened to music at my computer and they used to be super expensive

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>>1747809
>take a step too hard or hit a speedbump
>skips for 4 seconds
AHHHHHHHHH

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>>1768424
Most walkman cd players had 5-10sec buffer for that

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>>1768424
Confirmed for being a bitch ass nigga with a shit ass cd player. Sony shit had a built in anti-skip buffer to keep your music playing. Also, Japan got Mini Disc, which was way cooler, and Marine definitely remembers that shit.

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>>1754077
to be fair being catholic/christian/etc for several is a pass card and they not take it seriously, moreso in japan

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>>1759926
+40?

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>>1760140
I’m pretty sure there’s also a clip of Polka outing her while deflecting questions about her own age.

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>>1750395
Do we know if either of them stayed religious? Just going to Catholic school doesn't guarantee they keep the faith.

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>>1769973
>being catholic/christian/etc for several is a pass card
For what?

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>>1750298
so she definitely watched/read maria-sama ga miteru
>>1750395
I'm not catholic but I did go to an all boys catholic high school and it's probably the major reason why I'm an adult virgin. and now I find out hololive has an unusual amount of catholics? it's like I can't fuckin escape papacy.

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>>1754036
Wasn't there an anon paying for masses for various girls?

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>>1769864
yo my dad used to have minidisks, too bad they were a pain to burn tracks into it.

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>>1749627
look at this guy who doesn't know anything!

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>>1747747
>IT'S REAL
BOOBA

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>>1756440
Is joe ok? I heard he had ligma

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>>1748335
How do you do roomate reps?

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>>1747002
Keep in mind that japs are always a few years behind in tech, not because they can't buy it but because they cling on longer to older tech.

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>>1754493
You will never be young again

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>>1771633
True for a few things, but not audio. Japanese abandoned cassettes and vinyl records way before Americans did, an you'd be hard-pressed to find simultaneous releases on those formats simultaneously with CD releases. Marine is a boomer through and through.

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>>1750309
>Is Marine African?
I dunno, but I want to bang her fat ass drums.

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>>1747002
Im 25 and Walkmans where a fairly popular mp3 player in the late 2000s up until about 2011. If she is late 20s or early 30s this makes sense.

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>>1771662
When I get ahold of you I'm gonna replace your kneecaps with rolls of quarters you little punk.

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>>1750167
Noel is still 25, but she'll be 26 very soon.
Marine is definitely 28, tho.

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>>1770713
I'm pretty sure Marine isn't a devout Christian, or at the least doesn't give a fuck about religion anyways. I went to Catholic school, and I still remember at least all the basic prayers. I don't think she even remembered that the Bible is called "the Bible".

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>>1754036
How deep are you?

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>>1780007
Not all that deep, but I do accept that we are inherently sinful and the best anyone of us non-luddites can hope for is purgatory.

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>>1780007
>Wojak
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What's the most squeezable part of Senchou's body?

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>>1779495
She, like most of hololive JP, is probably that weird pseudo-agnostic that still holds onto Buddhist and Shinto traditions and Christian marriage rites/funerals that is dominant across most of Japan.

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>>1780663
my dick inside her

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>>1780663
Is there some other choice than her big jiggling ass?

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>>1749319
I am 25 and was a walkman cd player.

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>>1780663
Her love handles.

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>>1747002
Why are Catholic girls the lewdest?

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>>1780862
You were a walkman CD player? What are you now?

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>>1770881
>it's probably the major reason why I'm an adult virgin
If it makes you feel better I can tell you with 100% certainty that it isn't

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>>1748919
Based

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>>1781360
Now I am industrial noise.

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>>1755846
Noel at one point was fat but now she is pretty fit. I pay for her fantia for a reason

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>>1747528
>ass has feet
Thats not how phat asses look

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>>1770818
Catholic education is seen as prestigious in Japan. Majority of people in these schools are not even really catholic or religious

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>>1770881
>it's probably the major reason why I'm an adult virgin
I really doubt that

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>>1748919
100% true. Even Pekora is older than Marine.

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>>1747484
>What's the appeal again?
old
saggy veiny tits
huge fat ass
incredibly out of shape

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>>1747002
40 at least.

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>>1755692
>more menhera than Matsuri
now we are talkin'

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I'm 26 years old, Japanese, and I used to use a Walkman when I was in high school.
These days, Walkman is not a CD player, but exclusively an mp3 player. So the fact that Sencho used a Walkman does not necessarily mean that she used a CD player.
In Japan at that time, there was not much difference in the number of iPod users and Walkman users.

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>"i-i'm 17 of course!"
>now nearly bragging she has the body of a 45 year old

enjoying this development arc

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>>1754493

start worrying when you're like 40

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>>1782299
You will never be Japanese

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>>1782299
Ken-sama....your citizenship....

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>>1783059
I'm really a Japanese.
I lost my first Walkman. This is what I used to use when I was in University (2013~).Walkman still is a popular mp3 player in Japan.
I think Sencho is about my age.

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>>1783059
(YOU) will never be Japanese

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>>1750167
>kissed a girl pekora's age despite being 4 years younger last week

lads, am i gonna make it?

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>>1750167
Pekora cannot be 27 and still living with her mom.

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>>1787149
why not, no law or rule for that

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>marine will never hug you and be your friend
Why even live

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>>1747002
I really doubt Marine is older than me just based on most of the things she references. I'd guess she's around the same age at most.

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walkmans aren't that old

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>>1787641
plus jap society is sort of slow to adopt tech, despite the country being known as so technologically advanced

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZFhz9NWpk
I want my face to be marine's butt cushion!!!

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>>1747809
tfw walkman minidisc player

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>>1754493
For men

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>>1787149
I'm 32 and still live with my parents. I don't see why Pekora can't.

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>>1755685
Based architect.

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>>1789772
How can she talk SO FAST holy shit, it's amazing

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>>1780936
Marine just thought she could become a priest for the little boy molestation.

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>>1787149
most non-anglo cultures do that shit about living with your family for generations, and in nippon the shut-in types would be more than happy to live with mom and dad for years

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>>1787149
Japan doesn't exactly have a ton of land to just go out and build endless cheap subdivisions in. People keep living with their families in these crowded Asian countries, especially childless hikis that do internet streaming for a living.

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>>1787149
Japanese people live with their parents anon. Only place where this isn't always true is Tokyo. Most Japanese move to Tokyo to be on their own, but in the end, many wind up living in a house with their whole family, meaning wife/husband, children, parents, probably grandchildren too.
It is really just Anglos and especially Americans who decided to make a stigma around living at home and who that hate their family and try to run away from them as soon as possible.

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>>1770684
Polka and Matsuri have outed her exact age and Marine jokes to deflect when 28 is mentioned. What if anons gave LaLion this much shit for her age? She's the oldest Holo yet newfags are still obsessed with Marine being a hag. Dog, Sheep, Dark Elf, and Wolf are all past onee-san age.

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>>1754077
>politics
>religion
>boyfriend/husband
There's also talk of illegality but that's obvious.

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>>1791598
Blame the (((banksters))) that pushed home ownership propaganda on Americans post WWII. The idea that when you turn 18 you need to leave home is still a common belief among middle class white Americans, despite it being almost impossible to achieve in reality.

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>>1770713
waking up to church at 3pm
nightdesk bible buried under porn(non-heterosexual content)
constantly trying to engage in off-marital relationships

should we keep going? It's pretty clear she has 0-shreds ol'man jesse's words in her...

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>>1792005
1-3 schizo posters, devoted their lives to hating Marine because she didn't read their green superchat

speaking of schizos, she peaked 70k views live today, how's your crusade going to bring her down?

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>>1770957
A 27 year old would have been around 3 when that thing came out.

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>>1792688
VERY on topic post anon

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>>1780007
>be Protestant
>go from 1 to 7 and skipped everything else
Feels good.

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>>1796319
ogey but it's true.

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marine is my favorite v-geisha

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>>1797144
She's a sophisticated woman. I hope she gets more outfits

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>>1804245
I need JK gyaru marine.

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I'm 27 and had a walkman as a kid. She's not that old you geniuses.

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>>1747484
Mostly her huge fat ass

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>>1804537
I want it. Ironically Marine admitted to being afraid of her school's delinquents

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>>1805719
I could see Marine being a friendly but somewhat shy girl in school.