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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSchedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1486050531340652545Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merchPrevious thread: >>17138144
Gura cute Gura cute!
I want to kiss Gura!
VR mic soon!Also, Arceus to be moved because of shork brain and timezones.
I'm in love with Gura!
What if Gura stubbed her toe really bad and cried
>>17146628I'll kiss her for you since she's my wife
>>17146805I'd kiss the toe better for her.
>she actually played Terraria againNever have I been so happy to be wrong.I can die happy.
Pray the tummy hort away buds
>>17146805suck her toe until she stops cryingand then suck it some morekeep sucking until she forcefully removes me
why am i so in love what did i do to deserve her
>>17146861dont reply to me with cuck posting, thanks.
Back from the ER and took a little nap. How was the collab? Worth catching up on it?
Nice Twitter reps Gura, lol. 2 likes and both of them recent. Why is she so lazy and won't scroll back a couple days?
>>17147023You'll be suckin' for a while
I love Gura more than anyone!
What are the chances she'll cancel tomorrow's stream because she's still scared she'll faint
>>17147154Not really. It was pretty boring.
>>17147154Cute, but it was pretty sleepy and Gura's volume was low. If you have other stuff to watch that can take priority.
https://youtu.be/SC47pvmL9Yk?t=544would you let gura fix you ?
>>17147154It was on the boring side but still worth watching I think. Maybe throw it on while you're doing something else
>>17147230Yes please ma'am
>>17147154Gura was cute, but pretty uneventful, mostly just exploring and mining underground.I'd put it on as background noise or to fall asleep to.
Come on Gura, where's the handcam stream? You said you were ready to do it and still nothing. 90% of the shit Gura said she wants to do never happens
>>17147211The same as the chance the she pulls an all nighter tonight for some reason.
>>17147211ill be there so she won't have to worry
>>17147154 Not really if you're only there for Gura. It's okay background noise and there are the usual cute and lewd moments.
>>17147211pretty small, I don't think she'll schedule it if she doesn't feel up to it.Depends on how much sleep she gets though too, hopefully she sleeps a lot today cause she sounded tired during that terraria stream
>>17147275it would be in bad taste to have the best stream of the year take place so early
>>17147275Gura didn't promise it, so I'm not expecting it and neither should you.
>>17147359>>17147370stop replying to bait
>>17147370I never said she promised it retard. She knows damn well she is never going to do it so why give people hope.
>>17147490Because she does want to do it but is still very nervous about it. It’s not that complicated
>>17147444It's not bait. My god, this place is more of a hugbox than Reddit
>>17147490What hope? I don't have any until it's on a schedule. It's not her fault you don't have a brain.
>>17147527No, she said she is ready to do it. Don't say shit like that when she knows it'll never happen
>>17147585kneel when it happens
>>17147490Honestly I don't blame her for it, there's a huge risk and you know how schizos are.
hopefully I dream with Gura again... and hopefully it's a cute dream this time
based schizobud demanding his hand cam stream asap
How was Terraria stream
Goop goop cute
>>17147695I, too, hope to get a Gura dream.Preferably another one where she's hunting me.
>>17147550When she says I'm ready to do it. That hope you fucking retard. Its your fault you are retarded.
>>17147658It never will
>>17147275No thanks, apparently doxniggers are still obsessed over the tiniest details.
Fuck you Susan for giving the council a url with ggg in it so when i search for /ggg/ I get loads of results. Also fuck you Susan for doing members gifting, I'm not even a member to Gura but I don't want her mood ruined by greys with a green mask on.
I want Gura to nibble on my finger as she sleeps
I want to nibble on Gura's prolapsed anus as she sleeps.
>>17148273You'll wake up with one missing, anon. Is it worth it?If you answer 'no', you are a faggot.
I love guga
>>17147730Nighty night bud
How come there are people in the world who could message Gura right now and start a lengthy voice chat with her deep into the night about anything, and I'm not one of them?
>>17148844You weren't in the right discords. Better join some now to make up for it.
>>17148844I'm interesting, I'm funny, I'm quick witted and clever. I mesh well with her sense of humor and she always reads my chat messages and laughs. I saw how well she got along with that panel host at the one convention, and they only knew each other for like a few days tops. If I had the chance to talk to Gura for something business related you can guarantee I would have already charmed her and gotten her number /discord so that I could talk to her whenever. From there it's easy, she's super easy to gaslight and manipulate and it would take no tome to convince her that I'm the perfect man for her. She would eventually start messaging me on her own and that's when I would start ghosting her. Not as payback but because I know it would be extremely effective on someone like her. I kinda got lost in my thoughts there but the point is, I just need a chance. I guarantee that I'm funnier and more interesting and more in tune with her than any of the people she regularly chooses to associate with.
>>17148844who are these people
>>17149181It's just not fucking fair man. Why did I never get the chance to interact with her when she was just a nobody? Now there's literally no chance.
I had a weird dream involving Gura and now I can't sleep
>>17147230She is the one who needs fixing, correction if you will.
>>17149313Please share with the class
I can't never escape her
>>17149237The scary part is that I'm trapped inside my own head all day long with these thoughts. I used to be able to cope with it and keep it contained but lately I go into Gura's streams with the intent of upsetting her with my comments. I'm so desperate for any ounce of attention that I really think I'm slowly becoming an anti for my oshi. Of course she's still my favourite source of entertainment but the intense hatred and jealousy I feel for the people who she considers her friends eats away at me every day. I truly unironically believe that she would love me so much if I just had the chance. I just need the chance.
>>17149313Quit going back to sleep, share it you fucker
>>17149467>can't neveryou can escape her. what a faggot.
ok meds for that guy unironically
gura is so cute when she goes "pah pah pah" while playing rhythm games
if we're laying everything out, i don't think gura would like me. im pretty boring.
>>17149475t. Furor the Faggot
>>17149475You sound like people that will rape her and than kill her if you have a chance. Meds please.
>>17149365>>17149413>>17149481she's ending her stream going the classic buh-bye~ and then the "oh hi shark" screen appears, after a few seconds Gura Gura lets out a very very hysteric and uncharacteristic laugh and the stream immediately ends with no further explanation. I can't express how fucking weird her laugh was but it was really creepy
>>17149621This wasn't a dream, anon. It's precognition.
>>17149621Hmm, yeah, that does sound a bit unsettling. I would be worried.
>>17149600I'm not remotely interested in her body.
>>17149621sorry i told her a joke in the background but i didn't know her mic was still on
>>17149669Bullshit right there.
>>17149475Dude, you're 40. Have some shame.
>>17149621probably saw something funny on tiktok
>>17149181>>17149475I hope you never get the chance, you crazy sociopath.
Now I'm remembering the story of Christina Grimmie. Sometimes my negative overthinking gets the best of my and I worry something similar could happen to Gura...
I'd be happy just to be her friend that can casually message her about whatever every once in a while. I don't need all her time devoted to me, I'm not that important. I just know that I would be a great friend to her that would only improve her life because I understand her so well. She could ghost me for an entire month and it wouldn't damage our relationship at all, I understand how she is. If we ever got the chance to play bideo games together I know she would want to keep me around forever though.
I love Gura and want her to be happy, but I also want to run my hands across her smooth chest then wrap my arms around her waist and kiss her neck.
>>17149577same desuBut she likes me as a fan so I'm happy.
>>17149621Imagine you hear a hysteric scream instead of a laugh. Then Cover announce her graduation after a three days of radio silence.
This shit is peak SEAniggers hours. I'm out guys.
>>17149805i would give up years of my life just to ensure guras safety from anything like that. like 5 years of my life.
>>17149805that's why I hope she's not as lonely as she makes us believe she is. And for the love of God I hope she lives in a safe place
>>17150013What a pussy.
>>17149181>>17149237>>17149475Furor please take your meds
>>17150025>>17150065Yeah, same here for both. We at least know she has a nice old lady neighbor she can talk to. I wonder if we'll hear about whether she got her any Christmas presents or not?
>>17149805Last week some chumbuds thought it is a good idea that Gura disclose her location if she open a bakery.
>>17150217i mean that was more of a fantasy thing
>>17150217To be fair I'd want to visit it as well and the chances of something bad happening are actually pretty low, but yeah, definitely best not to risk it.
>>17149743You would think I'm desperate but instead I've grown zen after many years of no woman expressing any sexual or romantic interest towards me. If Gura wanted it I would happily oblige but it's not even on my radar.>>17149811The worst part is that I wish I was LARPing. Instead I work long hours every day thinking about her. Imagining and fantasizing about being her friend. How fucking pathetic is that? My mind is a fucking mess and I just keep spiraling further out of control every day.
>>17150299you problem if you touch my oshi im gonna put you in the ground
>>17150299You need to stop watching VTubers or you're going to end up killing yourself.
>>17149805>Loibl had shown an "unhealthy and unrealistic infatuation" with the singer >tried to make himself more physically attractive for her through weight loss, hair plugs, and eye surgery>described his motive as "If I can't have you, then nobody else can>Loibl would be "angry and defensive" when questioned about his obsessionJesus fucking christ...
>>17150404sounds like someone we know
>literal schizo in the thread talking about manipulating GuraTake your meds, get off the internet, and stay the fuck away from her
>>17150404Yeah, that's exactly why it stuck in my mind so much. Seemed very familiar. Also kind of had a bit of an existential crisis asking myself "I'm not like that, am I"?
>>17150445Sounds like a lot of people
>>17150299You need to sever. No more watching Gura. It's not making you happy so you lose nothing.
>>17150398There are very few things keeping me on this earth and Gura is one of them.She's basically my main reason for living now so of course I would want more access to the thing I love more than anything. The worst fucking part of this whole thing is that it's not just an assumption, I know for a fact she would like me if I had the chance. I've been well liked my entire life, multiple people have made the claim that I'm their best friend. I know I vibe with Gura's sense of humor and her general disposition. Her life would only be improved with me in it.Every where I go, whether online or not, people like me. Why didn't I get the chance to be in Gura's circles? It's not fair.
>>17150679you are not as unique as you think you are
Well, with those lovely thoughts swirling around in my head, time to try to get some sleep. See ya tomorrow, chumbuds. VR stream should be fun.
>>17150630That's the dumbest fucking thing I've read yet. The only reason I even want to get to know her is because of how much she's captivated and entertained me over the last year and a bit.Of course I realize her stream persona and her true self aren't 1:1, but I know for a fact I would get along ever better with the unfiltered person that isn't being streamed to thousands of people.
>>17150025i would like to give up an additional 6 months to make sure this anon >>17150679 never crosses paths with gura
>>17150679Gura hates narcissists.
>>17150727Wow excellent post Anon, very thought provoking!
>>17150299depending on where you are you can get free castration for intrusive thoughts. give that a shot
a big part of me thinks this guy is larping as some sort of shitpost, he can't even keep his mental disorder consistent ffs. either way whether it's a larp or not, you faggots should stop replying and encouraging him.
>>17150878there's a small chance he will kill himself if we do
>>17150912no there isn't. all you do by replying is validating him.
>>17150771just send your creepy letters to her and shut up. you're not the only creep that's this level of delusional so get in line
>>17150803Cope>>17150878Rather than being inconsistent, I'm still trying to work through my issues while using you as a sounding board. Sometimes my own thoughts go against themselves and even I'm not sure what I want. I'm literally writing every message in here as a pure stream of consciousness while realizing new things about my thoughts and desires.
sex with anime shark girls
I'm literally having a mental breakdown lolThis feels weird
>>17150972ever heard of notepad.txt? if you really need to record trash thoughts that's a good starting point. you should be careful about what you spew on the internet, ask mori about it.
>>17150878I hope he's larping because if not the dude might be the biggest schizo I've seen in this general
>>17150972May I suggest going to therapy? Probably a lot more productive for those ends than posting schizo ramblings here.
>>17151029Stop replying to me you're the most useless poster here thanks
I'm just horny
Gura makes me happy
Go see a doctor or just put your insane thoughts somewhere else other than the internet.
>>17151093me too and I'm also happy that seeing her with her friends doesn't inspire any negative emotions in me whatsoever. feels good being normal
I think Gura is COOL
>>17151043It's crazy right? I read all the time about people like me and it seems like some foreign joke. Then I start genuinely experiencing these feelings and my only thought is how alone I am and that I need to talk to someone about it before spiraling further out of control.>>17151057I can't do it. There are a lot of things in my life that I can't do and explaining my love for someone I've never met to someone I've never met who is paid to judge me doesn't even cross my mind as an option. I feel like I understand myself too well and trying to verbalize that to some therapist whose face I have to see gives me a weird feeling.
>>17151146A Gura seifuku with a tummy window and legwarmers would be the fucking death of me.
jannies can you please get your shit together. rather than deleting every post that simply has the word cuckbeats or connor in it you should be deleting the dox that stays up for hours, or cleaning up the off topic schizo shit in this general.
>>17151181>>17151188Definitely NOT a dork. This is one badass shark
>>17150972>copeDeny all you want. You're not special. You're not charismatic, neither interesting, nor entertaining.She'd cut you off instantly, you'd be lucky if she hated you but most likely she'd forget you exist.
Anyway I realize now that GGG is not the help I needed. Sorry for cluttering the thread. Gura is cute and I promise I won't do anything rash and I will just continue to support her as a fan with delusions of much more.
>>17151173Go see a doctor. Yes it's uncomfortable. Stop ruminating, it's not helping.
>>17151173I don't give a shit what you do as long as you stay the fuck away from Gura. You are exactly the kind of person she is worried about when it comes to her opsec. You need to understand that.
>>17151173That's why you have to find a therapist that'll actually listen and help and not one that's just there for a paycheck.Usually you go for a few sessions to feel them out before spilling your guts.
>>17151247NPDbud grandstands in gggsugoi
>>17151181I need Gura tummy window seifuku.
>>17151216Legwarmers can be badass and also cute
Bro what the fuck am I reading
>>17151384The reason why Gura refuses to tell us anything.
>>17151423I just want to know what kind of soup she's eating...
Is this what happens when Gura does collab streams and the schizo doesn't get enough attention?
>>17151319I might actually be a narcissist huh? That would explain a lot. I always had a feeling but it's a weird feeling being a narcissist while also hating yourself.
>>17151468Not gonna happen.>>17151499This is what happens when Watamage fucks up. >>17130980
>>17151560Go talk to someone professional if you're seriously considering random anons diagnoses of you. Dumbass.
jannies must have banned themselves for being cucks as well.
>>17151559yamete nigga !
Now I'm glad that guy went full schizo because I didn't have some of this quality cuncun saved
How was the stream
>>17151686Background noise tier.
>>17151674go to pixiv, type in gawr gura, click r18, enjoy
Holy shit please take your meds now you absolute fucking psycho
>>17151720Was it that boring?
>>17151837It was almost entirely game chat which isn't that interesting if you aren't a Terraria autist. There were some good moments despite that so it's not like it's unwatchable.
>>17150544If you are capable of questioning yourself like that I would say you are fine. Once you lose touch with reality and enter schizoland there's no hope of redemption.
>>17151837it got better near the end when they started exploring more, but then Kronii left, and then Mumei left, then it was only Fauna, pink yab girl and Gura's ex-girlfriend
The funny part is that all it took to set me off was this post >>17146090I am so jealous of the people she calls friends. Knowing that Gura is willing to be in a long distance relationship gives me so much hope and yet fills me with so much despair at the same time. How do I get my chance...?
so the new anti meta is acting like a bait biting schizo?
>>17152192seems like it yeah, wasn't clear until that last post
>>17152192If that helps you sleep at night. But I'm real.
Kimoi...Chumbuds are a little more creepy than usual.
>>17152192>implying he's not the one wrote it allc'mon man, it's pretty obvious
Funny part is that they wouldn't like Gura if she acted the way they do. But for some reason it's okay for them to be manipulative and shit.I mean, most narcissists aren't stupid enough to make it that obvious that they're shitty people, so I assume the guy was messing around, but for sure there are people like them out there.
>>17152234>ChumbudsIts one retard that cannot control himself, like always.
>>17152286you can stop now
I'm in the mood to eat Gura today.
>>17152426Same but me getting eaten by Gura
>>17152268Enjoy your delusions, people like you are actually the reason I stopped coming here for so long. Always coming up with some excuse or boogeyman even though the truth is right there in front of you. It's pathetic. I'm real and I'm insane and I read posts about Gura's personal life that push me to the edge.
gura wants to talk about your mental health schizo budshttps://youtu.be/-MKBcDhemeU?t=11315
Watch, I'm about to be banned but that other post will stay up
>>17152742MODS MODS MODS
Maybe one day Gura will play a game with her viewers on VC like Matsuri does. Then I can charm her that way. I think about this possibility a lot.
Gura will literally never make new friends again. She is the type of person who is perfectly happy with just one or two really close friends. Now that she has way more than that, she will never have the desire to befriend new people again. I have no chance.
>>17152971I want an entire stream of uwu
what are you guys getting gura for valentines day? im baking a cake
>>17153290I'll post a tribute.
>>17153085You can't stop me. Is this your oshi cumkeks?What a fat fuck lol
This thread made me feel a lot more secure about my mental state.
Shark exposed kek
>>17153642There's nothing like being exposed to someone worse off to make you feel better about yourself. Reality TV is better than any medication.
32 deleted posts, wew lad.
jwu about to watch VOD, how was last nights stream?
Hello there /ggg/, I'm a tourist and decided to visit arguably the biggest split on this board todaySo how are we doing?
Go back from whence you came. Here be dragons
>>17154014Post shark cunny and you'll fit right in.
>>17154014You mean the biggest cunny thread (gura exclusive)?
>>17153923>jwu about to watch VOD, how was last nights stream?Garbage, Gura just got talked over the whole time, don't bother
>>17154506It improved after 3 left, but it didn't last long before Gura also decided to call it a day.
>>17153923It wasn't great, but it also wasn't Gura's fault she was cute in it
>>17154616Gura organized it therefore it is entirely Gura's fault.
>>17153923It was a bit too messy.It was to be expected I guess, collab with too many people are often like this.At least Gura had a POV for once in a big collab.
>>17154659No, Gura wanted to collab with IRyS but couldn't, so everyone else shoehorned their way into it
>>17154764Nah man, she probably asked who wanted to join after IRyS canceled. Don't spread rrats like that.
>>17154310Well I mean this thread does seem faster than any other split
Ah [deleted], finally
>>17154803That's literally what I'm saying happened, she asked and a bunch of people jumped into the collab without stopping to question whether there would be too many people. Gura was obviously too polite to decline anyone, and we got a messy stream.
>>17147154Are you the guy on the bike that hit his head? How did it go, what did they say?
>>17154836Come back when gura streams, it's now the schizo and SEAnigger baiting time.
>>17154883How many smart fridges and toasters did you use?
>>17155000Based and cheked.
>>17154904She shouldve been less polite, its entirely her fault.
>>17154904If you watch the stream she said she want to play with 8 people including her
>>17155181Gura enjoys streaming more when there's less pressure on her to come up with Content. What a shock.
>>17155181spoiler warninghe doesn't watch streams
>>17155000Yeah but well the thread seem nice enough
>>17155466This is comfy hours. Most of the shitposters are on a very strict schedule.
>>17155813Stop Gura, you'll get fat from eating too many shrimps
>>17154764Wasn't the DBD Collab also 1on1 with IRyS? And then people joined
>>17155887Pudgy Gura is fine too
>>17156386I hope I get reborn just so I can get eaten by Gura again.
>>17156611Imagine VR with Gura's 3D model but the size is scaled so you're the size of a shrimp
Good morning chumbuds
https://youtu.be/LYiWsKkKf3gKanata killed Gura but Gawr get her
Hi chumbuds, long time no see. You guys got some of that song soundposts?I liked the jacket art you guys make.
is goop goop o
did gura have fun with terraria
sex with goobsterhttps://de.catbox.moe/8j1zs2.jpeghttps://de.catbox.moe/je2ou1.jpeghttps://de.catbox.moe/kb2c7x.jpeghttps://de.catbox.moe/ocl7yo.jpeghttps://de.catbox.moe/vv3oe7.jpeghttps://de.catbox.moe/tri5kr.jpeg
>>17158423Would be hot if not for the oversized tits
>>17158423>>17158524I am begrudgingly horny in spite of those cowtits
>>17157318Don't mess with Gawr.
>>17158423T u TThis is good stuff almost perfect aside from her oversized tits.
>>17158524>>17158634>>17158833how big are gura's tits exactly anyway? you can see a very slight curve in her kimono so she isn't like boy tier flat
Fuck they banned me
>>17158910Proper Goob boob size ranges from flatter than the state of Florida to Slight hint of clevageThough others thoughts may vary, they are clearly incorrect and inferior to my objective factual analysis.
I always think about that clip where Joel and HER are playing truck sim together and he goes>Where are all the prostitutes?and she goes>I'm right here!It really depressed me that she used to be in a place where she would make such a disgusting self deprecating joke. My sweet Gura would never say something like that, I thought!
I shouldn't have checked warosu
But the ones that really get to me are the late night DBDs where they're both just hanging out and singing together while in lobby. Those moments really crush me. They give the true glimpse into what it would be like to be her best friend that she spends her whole night gaming with. I want it to be me. Or those 7 hour Valheim sessions, bros. Imagine all the cute Gura moments some guy who doesn't deserve her gets to hear while she's literally cancelling streams and lacking sleep to play with him. Why is life so unfair
>>17159200Girls will do all kinds of out of character shit around guys they like. Some turn into completely different people, it's pretty crazy
Good morning East Coast!
The worst part is I genuinely think about this shit all day long. I can't escape her
>>17158910>how big are gura's tits exactly anyway? you can see a very slight curve in her kimono so she isn't like boy tier flatI can't see a curve that wouldn't be explained by the fact she's wearing that ribbon around her like a cummerbund, pulling the fabric of the kimono tighter. I think the closest we have to knowing is the Atlantis outfit because of the translucent fabric on the left-hand side allowing us to see where the dress hugs her body, giving a more accurate outline. I would estimate anywhere from stage 2-4 on this chart.https://files.catbox.moe/hk0awn.png
petting gura like a kitty
>>17159766Pet that shark.
>>17159836I'm gonna pet that shark both with and against the grain.I will tear up my hand to show her my love
Cycling through old bait again, I see.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/979400/Last_Labyrinthoh, its a vr horror game?
>>17159959>features a little girlWell I guess that's why Gura chose it
gura is going to UOH on stream again
Rough day out of the jar today.
I am surprised she is gonna continue playing Bully, I am not saying that she wasn't enjoying it but I thought she would only play it once for the sake of variety like she said.On that note, I am surprised is even a game you can email Rockstar and get the Go ahead to play it due to how old it is, I wonder if it would be the same with most old Rockstar games.
cunny mic soon bros
>>17160240What if she decides to be Dino Gura
>>17160075goop goop ...>>17160302rubrubrubrub
>>17154140ackshually here be dragons was very rarely used as a phrase and is an example of an anachronism, though dragons are illustratedancient cartographers used the phrase "hic svnt leones" instead, meaning here are lions, to describe wild, unknown lands
>>17159959does it have teleporting movement? if so maybe her motion sickness will be lesser
>>17160302Gib me tempuragura
>>17160400Gura The Lightbringer
>>17160229I honestly loved the Bully stream, more than the GTA streams even, so I'm happy to see another stream.
>>17160229Bully playthrough was a fun watch.
VR stream in a few hours from now
I’m curious what she’ll say about tomorrow’s stream
>>17160824Good question but you'll know she'll be seeking out water pokemon
Kinda of a weird question:Did you guys liked Gura's design even before debut and knowing her better?For me it was just okay, my least favorite probably at the beginning. Now I adore it with all of my heart, probably because the fanart is very cute but I think is mostly because I really love Gura a lot that the design grew on me a lot too.
>>17161046It was the most simple design for me, but her debut really took my attention.
>>17161046I liked the simplicity of it. The only design that I didn't like was Kiaras because it's a jumbled mess. Oh and I also never was a fan of Moris veil
>>17161046When you look at the other holos before EN. With a few excepts. Gura's design was one of the more original ones.Like have you seen a shark vtuber with a tail before her? If there was I wasn't aware.
>>17161046yeah i thought she was a lil cutie
>>17161046her and ame are the ones I was the most interested in
>>17161046I love simple design and out of all myth, Gura has the simplest design. not to mention Okayu is one of my fav holo
>>17161046Literally love at first site. Shark girls have been my fetish since I first understood what that meant and Gura's design was made for me specifically.I knew she was going to be the best thing ever and had zero doubts about that.Even told my friends in discord she was going to be the first to 1 million
>>17160819>a few hoursit's almost 12 hours away anon..
>>17161046i thought it was cute but gura really completes the package. she was just another nacho piece of nacho art before her debut
>>17161094>>17161106>>17161162Yeah, that's why probably I thought it was meh at first because I took it like Simplicity = Boring, at least compared to the other Myth members.Now of course I appreciate how simple it is since is not busy and is very cute too.
>>17161242I do like tails, so that gave me a better impression.
Some really easy ways to get under Gura's skin when she's having a sub-par stream>Gura sounds boredIt's actually crazy how many times she's responded to a message like this. I think Gura is extremely self-conscious of her low-energy days, to the point that she would rather not even stream on them. So it's a good chance to hit her while she's down right where it hurts the most>Send a superchat telling her something she needs to change or improve onOr a regular message sometimes. I still don't understand when Gura decides to read superchats but I guarantee she feels guilty about it some days, where she won't even acknowledge that they exist. Literal hundreds of dollars totally ignored without even a simple thanks for the support. While other days she actually interrupts the stream to acknowledge them from her paypigs. I want to make her acknowledge how many foreign fans she's totally ruined the day of by not even acknowledging their akasupas. It's actually so bizarre how some days she'll be really apologetic about not having time for supers, one day she even turned them off because she knew she wouldn't be able to read them, and yet other days she's totally fine without even acknowledging the hundreds of dollars coming in.Anyway, point is that you can spam in chat about her not reading supas and it definitely bothers her.
i wuv guwa
>>17159942I wonder how she would react to a superchat about condom money for Barbie?
>>17161046I adored it, especially the spiky teeth I thought it made her look so cheeky. Plus sharks were my favorite animals as a kid so the idea of a cute girl with shark teeth and a shark tail was really cool and unique. I do think Ina's design was my fav before debut simply due to her squishy hair and unashamed flat-ness, but Gura's was a close second. I also loved Watson's, her blue eyes were so striking. I found Mori's a bit predictable, just looks like she was ripped straight out of an anime. I always disliked Kiara's, it's so confused, you have the sword and shield which look like something from a kids playset and the two hats and her color scheme looked like someone had just messed with the hue settings or something.
>>17161405Also criticizing her game choice, I found she picked up on chat messages when she was trying new games last week like "This game is boring/cringe" and she got a bit defensive
Lots of people off their meds again today I see.
>>17161531It’s the same guy
>>17161566I included the voices in his head.
>>17161201Indeed she does complete the package. It also helps that she is easily a top 5 best singer in hololive and the 4th best Mario kart racer among the holos too.
>>17161621At least when I’m schizo it’s just to reply to myself multiple times when I post how Gura is my wife, because I make every single post about that
Chumbuds can't stop winning huh?
>>17161789Those posts are not yours, their mine. Gura is my wife.
>>17161789Shut up me
>>17161829That ass is calling to meIt wants me to put my face in there
>>17161789>>17161843>>17161875sorry, looks like my meds is not working. i wrote these post
>>17161789>>17161843I made these posts.
Q is gonna be released this month, r-right?
>>17161973I honestly don't care anymore, all hype is dead.
>>17161973Forget about it, at least that way you will be surprised when it drops.
>>17162138woops I replied to myself.
>>17161843>>17161875>>17161903>>17161922See what I mean guys? Sorry for letting it happen again
>>17162132me dragging the dinogawr into my sex dungeon
>>17162183what is this from
>>17162268it's from our (mine and Gura's) wedding (where I (me) married Gura)
>I am gonna make a post about how to bother Gura and mess with the thread>Shit I got no (you)s and I got called a schizo>Since the first thing didn't work I am gonna pretend I am one by spamming the thread, that will show them
dino belly dino belly
>>17162358>Guys look at me I'm ignoring the baitRetard
>>17162403I swear, Gura on the halloween collab was insanely cute. Her dino model is adorable as fuck but the way she moved was killing me.
>>17162565This is still my favorite Dino Gura
Did Gura stop taking baths? I've noticed its been quite a while since she's said she has taken one.I wonder what she smells like, something sweet I bet.
>>17162828Anon, your object permanence reps...Just because she's not mentioning something, it doesn't mean she's not doing it.
>>17162828I only let her take one bath a month MAX now (She usually chooses not to though)It lets her get nice and smelly. Perfect for me to sniff!
I need to make sure Mori hadn't turned my oshi retarded, so the next time she reads SCs I'm gonna send a condom SC. I expect my oshi to dodge it gracefully but I need to make sure.
Good morning, I love Gura
>>17163093Do it anon, I fucking dare you
>>17163093Double dare you, it better be ARS too.
>>17146628She just might let you, too
>>17161046Completely neutral on her, actually Ame's more my ideal woman's body, but Gura's personality and her first 2 (3 with the debut) streams really made me love her more and become her fan.
>>17163093Why are you talking about your oshi in a Gura thread instead of your oshi’s thread
Gura you are not adorab-
>>17163221>>17163277>>17163618>>17163924>>17164134Just to be clear, I'm going full schizo for this one. I'm gonna reference condoms and HIM.
>>17164353Honestly good. Gura will 100% ignore it and it wont effect her and it will only affect the insecure faggots and actual cucks.If you dont do it than I will call you out on it forever.
>>17164353Gura is not your oshi so again I’m wondering why you’re larping as a chumbud
>>17163994I know we do the you are me shtick here but you are literally me.
>>17164353also that second post is shit, you'd better not be a cheap fag and should donate actual real money if you're gonna bother her with your autism
I'm going to try and send her a nice message that makes her giggle or maybe baits for a tangent and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>17164348Oh nyo~ don't peg me with your two shark cocks, Gawr~
>>17164719You absolute monster
>>17163093>whats a condom, what?
>>17164965That's it, I'll have a drink.Thank you chumbud.
>>17164719I triple dare you!
THE AGE OF FEET IS OVERTHE TIME OF THE ARMPIT HAS COME
>>17165201Why can't we have both?
>>17165201I shall wait the time of the TAIL
>>17165232how am i gonna lick her armpit and her foot at the same time
>>17164512How did you manage to use affect/effect both incorrectly and correctly in the same context and the same post?
>>17165336Gura is quite flexible, y'know?
>>17165449Man that's hot, someone needs to ask her if she can put her foot in her mouth..
>>17165572She definitely can at least fit a few toes in.[Spoiler]You probably can too, it's not as hard as you think[/spoiler]
>>17165711Stupid phone capitalizing my s...
i need to see this fucking music video i'm desperate
Disable automatic capitalization, dumbass.
>>17165711I know, but knowing Gura she might say "I dunno, let me try" and literally do it there and then, like she sniffed her feet. Imagine Gura saying "I DID IT!" with a mouthful of toes...
>>17165803this is the best 4chan post i have ever seen
>>17165803Jesas... I need this so bad...
>>17165803I quadruple dare that anon SC that question to Gura, else i might try asking myself.
is goop goop streaming tonight
>>17165572She can, at the very least, sniff ithttps://streamable.com/c2agtb
>>17165803I literally just jacked off to the thought of this, thanks anon
>>1716616490% yes but you can never rule out the possibilty of VR tech issues or VR tomy hort.
I'm gonna draw okayu x Gura and no one can stop me