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Previous: >>1546630sorry, original OP, i cannot live a SECOND without this general
>>1710318I love Korone! I want to play games with Korone! I want Korone to geek out and show me her retro game collection! I want to be groomed by Korone! I want her to punch me in the gut and break my fingers when dinner is late by twelve minutes! I want her to force my face in the dog bowl as she eats take out! I want her to peg me as punishment for the third night in a row to really teach me a lesson! KORONE LOVE!
i don’t like dogs very much
>>1716853Same. But I still like Korone.
>>1710318I want Mr. Koro to punch me in the gut and cut my yubis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwqkemaz-Ww>gets bitchy when living with other peopleso this is why her husband left her
>>1718187I wouldn't be a problem outside of Tokyo where you can afford an extra room without sacrificing your firstborn.
>>1715898it would be hot if Okayu and Sabaru rubbed their bellys together
>>1719613It would be hot if Korone and Okayu bullied Subaru at the same time.
Spelunker endurance (22 JST)https://youtube.com/watch?v=SyaY9MOm5rQ&feature=youtu.be
>>1724485>SpelunkerTalk about true endurance.
>>1724485Aww yeah. Time for the dog in her element.
What does sex with Koro-san feels like?and more important What does being a househusband for her feels like?
>traffic light in red already
This is going to be a long one
what the fuck was that
Korone needs to be more patient, her timing is bad
>>1725520She hasn't punched us in the face yet though.
Goddam this BGM is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks.
Is Spelunker Party any good?t. played and loved Spelunker HD on PS3
>>1710318This controller jpeg is creating a horrible uncanny valley effect in my head. Please at least make it pivot with her body
Someone explain Spelunker to me. Why does Korone die if she jumps off the rope at the wrong pixel
>>1732453IIRC it's one of, if not the original kusoge, and has a bit of a legendary reputation in Japan. The main character is known as one of the weakest PCs in videogames because just about anything kills you, including falling from smaller heights than he can jump.
This game has 4 areas and she managed to get to area 3 earlier
>>1710318Thanks for making a new thread, it's a good job you did because I got banned lmao
I love this game
>>1732453It’s so bad they put it in as a minigame inside of a Neptunia game, just so they could have a kusoge inside of a kusoge. https://youtu.be/NXDrk6llhu4
I hate old spelunker, I got bored after 2 minutes, how can you play this for 5 hours?
>>1734883Why do you watch Korone if you don't like kusoge?
>>1735091Is it kusoge? It's a classic game.
>>1735262It can be both. It’s not like kusoge can’t be fun, at least for a while.
>>1734876Neplunker was hell. I remember jumping in place and dying at one point
her gameplay is getting worse...
>>1736274It's 4am, this always happens by this point
>>1736410yeah I don't know why she chose this game for the endurance stream, it looks like she's trying to replicate her Atlantis No Nazo stream
I'm playing it too and this shit is hard as fuck
Has mr koro ever streamed the metal max series?
>>1736871It's only difficult because of deliberately poor designSo it's a kusoge through-and-through.
Korone don't celebrate too early...
I don't get it, what was the trick?
My fucking sides Korone
>Korone said she used to play with the neighbours kids and teach them how to play Youkai Watch and other monster catching games>Recently she offered to play with them again>But they said they don't play that anymore and talked in keigo to her, even though they used to be so sweet>It made her sad so she ended up playing Youkai Watch aloneKoone is an old boomer dog...
>>1739423dang... that's actually pretty sad :'(
>>1739423ok, that hurts
>>1739423God please let me marry this dog and let her feel young again
>>173971720 minutes ago in her stream
Korone don't choke...
Hey, Korone!CHOKE! CHOKE!YEAH!.
>>17400591 life left...
mogu mogu time!
She cleared it before me, this game is tilting me seriously
>reading SC after 8 hour streamChad energy
>>1711683sexy sukeban korone
Korone said she saw everyone doing English learning streams so it makes her want to do one too.
Since people always wonder on this board how Korone does it, stream whatever she wants and people watch, I will share her secret here. If your oshi can't make literally anything entertaining, if you always have to cope that the game she chose is why the stream is going badly, your oshi is just shit to begin with. End of story. Kneel to doggo.
>>1742295where does one get X potato with salami....
going to bed with korosan....
>>1742458I don't even want sex or anything lewd anymore, I just want to cuddle and talk about the day with her
Did she want to know about Arino's gameplay in Spelunker?
I have to step away from the stream unfortunately, can any watchers please tell me if she replies to my question about playing PC-98?
>>1743357Where is this Mr. Koro shit from again? And no, don't ask me to do my reps I have literally watched so much Korone content I have forgotten a portion of it because it is all too much to remember now.
>>1743419Automatic translators like google's or microsoft's translate "korosan" as "mr koro" because they don't know the gender of the subject.
>>1743522is that a condom on his finger?
>>1743564Risuna-san is getting lucky this morning.
what ever happened to calling her listeners gomakings?
>>1743859Going by the recent official art like the inumore music video, gomaking is now the standin for villains.
Korone?? Is't that the streamer who beat spelunky ON STREAM???
>>1743859I think she probably found that this was a bit too antagonistic and decided on the cuter listener-san as a replacement avatar. So instead of her torturing gomakings who deserve it she is torturing the hapless listener-san who loves Korone and doesn't deserve her abuse. It works better for the comedy bits at the end of streams.
the absolute madladhttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1373425619241902084
>>1746227That's what you get for doing it off stream.
>>1746227It's obvious that she can easily beat Spelunker again after she finished it once
>>1746227and know she wants to stream the 6 different loops of Spelunkerhttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1373437868903833601
>>1747082Aren't the spelunker loops identical aside from the colour pallet?
>>1747332the condition to obtain the keys changes.
Is her mum out of the hospital yet
>Valhalla easter eventHuh. Is that enough content for a stream?
>>1749723Anon, she just talked to Okayu about her mother recently in a very casual manner with both of them laughing. Okayu might have even been the one who brought her up, which I seriously doubt she would have if that was the case.
>>1760937They aren't that sensitive about the issue. She's been in hospital for months now but Okayu talked about her more than once.
>Includes paid promotionYubisoft pays Korone to play their game?
>gets paid to play the game>talking about bugs in the gameYubisoft...
>It's taking too long to load...Oh I shouldn't have said thatThey aren't going to give you more sponsored games, Korone.
>>1761286She's previously done paid promos for Sega iirc.
>>1761286She was sponsored for Ghosts 'n Goblins Resurrection too
Yubisoft, it's been almost half a year and you still can't make bug free quests.
which Assassin's Creed game was the good one again?
>>1766116all of them
Is today's asscreed stream worth watching?Honestly when I saw her tweet while half asleep about it being not just asscreed but a sponsored stream at that my eyes just felt 10 times heavierWoke up by the end of it and saw the last 30 minutes, she was having fun yeah but...
>>1766116None of them2 and Brotherhood were pretty good but I really didn't like any of the others I played
>>1766116Ghost of Tsushima
>>1766169Korone vs chickenhttps://youtu.be/FuWebUsyWw0?t=1403
>>1728194Also the arms and fingers look long, thin and boney. Doesn't fit on the body of character resembling a teen.
>>1766116None of them but 2 and pirates are enjoyable.
>>1767190It's a subtle hint that she's an old hag
Korone's streams are always interesting regardless the game she plays.
>>1766249Surprised none of the holos have played this since it seems they can play Sony games now
>>1777524>it seems they can play Sony games nowehmmm.... no?
>>1777836Pekora played Shadow of the Colossus and Miko played Uncharted, they can't be monetized like with GTA though
The fact doggo said the game was full of bugs at the start of a paid promotion was the best unintentional slam I have seen by any vtuber.
>>1780590I checked the archives from February, it seems to be permissions for specific games otherwise I guess more holos would try other Sony games
>>1783134Maybe someday they'll get more permissions, because we all know what needs to happen.
desu I thought there would be clips of the chicken fighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2WAkUjFzQ
Anyone miss her old bgms? The actraiser one is good but there's something more soulful about these two, even though they're royalty free music:https://youtu.be/IpQOmHUpEsQhttps://youtu.be/ykjMcSfLNvkOr maybe I've been watching her for long enough for it to be nostalgic
I wish Mr koro was better at games.
what was your favorite mr. Koro stream of the last week?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUXNby9svA
>>1785610Same here, I know her singing won't put her on the top of some autistic tier chart but she always picks some nice songs and has a lot of fun with it. Hearing my oshi sing my favourite singer (Etsuko Yakushimaru) was a really nice moment
she punches your face using thishttps://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1373933463976341518
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1373931762766639106?s=20Gyms are open again I guess?
No stream today because she was busy chatting with a her big buff gym trainer!https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1373974894589796357?s=20
>>1791860Oh, to be her gym trainer....
>>1791860I'm sightly jealous, actually
>>1791957I know if I was her boxing coach I'd just let her win every time
>>1791991Maybe if you got fit and posted a pic of your biceps in the replies she'd notice you.
>>1791991>korone tweeting about having sex with her traineraaaah... don't cry...
i wish koro-san a fulfilling personal life! i hope she is happy off stream!
>>1791860>明日は普通に仕事なのでSo she does have a day job
>>1784575My personal favorite, she has only used it like 3 times in the last yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rylgod1kL-M
>>1784575i do miss that second one a lot
>>1793148me too but I want to be part of her life
>>1793886Me to bros, i just want to marry Korone and live the rest of my life showering her with love and affection, imagine waking up every morning seeing her lying on your chest and hearing her soothing oayo, imagine playing video games with her every day and seeing the joy on her face, hearing her blessed whistling laugh and giggles, imagine holding and cuddling with her every night after a long stream or gym session, imagine knowing that everyday in your life will always be the happiest day because you have Korone in your life. Bros why even live?
>>1794498>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwqkemaz-WwAnon, not even okayu wants to live together with koroneI love her, but I bet she's a fucking bitch
>>1794690What happened to the story that they lived together for a while? To this day I can't find a source for it other than people saying it happened.
>>1794690Im sorry anon, i truly love Korone and i won't be swayed away just because of a comment. If you truly love Korone, you wouldn't call her a bitch
>>1794690She just values her alone time, anon. I'd have thought you'd at least understand that you fucking hikki
>>1766116Black Flag was the only ass creed worth a shit
every single timehttps://youtu.be/-THACixg0pk?t=440
https://youtube.com/watch?v=29kQ2ptN2HUi like these korone cartoons
>>1795224>1M viewsI don't understand why people watch this
>>1796111Perhaps the same could be said of all chuubas!
>>1794498Please gosling, don't remind me. It hurts knowing this fact. I'll never know the satisfaction of having a sparring match with her either.But I'm working on my reps in hopes to find a Korone of my own.>>1794690People just need the time alone to unwind and recharge, even with people they're close to. That's normal to see.
>>1796111Mostly children. They'll watch anything.
>>1795224>GameTheoryPleasr kill yourself
>>1795224>be mediocre content creator>bank off memes and trends to boost yourself into popularity>pop a korone clip/reference in your video because hololive is trendy and she's actually entertainingit's a win-win for these types, honestly
>>1794690They just need to rent a house with two floors together and each live on another floor with their own bathrooms. That way they can both have their personal space and get together when they want to.
>fit kemonomimi gamer girl with high charisma ascended
>>1796516that ungrateful faggot doesn't even mention her name, I bet he only searched the phrase and use one of the top results
>>1796915That's a very expensive proposition in Tokyo. But basically what they would need to do.
>>1797234yeah bitch, reps.
>>1794498>>1794889Holy crap go outside>>1796273Is it normal to be so introverted that you'd be an asshole to you rommate/spouses just because having them live in the same house as me tires you?
>>1797230I'm sure both of them make enough money to take a loan and actually buy a house. The question is just if they want to make that commitment.
>>1797234the mentality that turned /fit/ into an unusable shithole full of self-hating faggots who "don't lift for women" but also ">tfw no gf"
>>1797234Everyone has to do reps anon. Especially if you physical reps if you want to get /fit/.
Reminder that Korone likes ojii-sans.Now, begone cucklords.
>>1797312he's right though
>>1797560he's right if you're a defeatist loser that has never done anything where you have to suck really hard for a significant period of time to get anywhere half-decent, i.e. just about everything of value.
>>1794848I remember reading that Okayu lived with Korone's family for a while, but I don't have source
>>1797270>go outsideWhat do you mean by going outside you stupid ass. I go to campus everyday, do club activities, have a side part time job, sometimes go out drinking and hanging with friends, have no problem with socializing with other people as long as it's not too crowded, brain dead retards like you just say>go outside>have sexYeh i did both of them, but you know what, it didn't solve any problems of mine at all, but you know what makes my life more pleasant? Listening to korone and watching her, i love her because she ticks every check mark of my ideal woman, is it that hard to understand that people just love things that appeal to them?
>>1794690what's wrong with having a partner but not living at the same house
>>1797973how can yo go outside? dont you know there is a scamflu going on? think of the boomers anon
>>1797973Calm down anon, no need to have a melt down. I just mean that it isn't normal or healthy to feel so strongly about a woman who you've only ever seen while she's LARPing as an anime girl online and who you've never met and never will meet. Now I'm sure you'll come up with something like "IT ISN'T AN ACT SHE'S JUST BEING HERSELF", but the reality is that this is her job and her success is based on how much people like her. In all likeliness she emphasizes certain sides of her while downplaying or hiding other sides, sides that you may not like. She's probably not playing a character but that doesn't mean that the way she acts while streaming represents who she is irl accurately. Face it, you don't really know her anon.That doesn't mean you can't enjoy her of course. If watching her makes your life more pleasent, by all measn go ahead. But when you go full unironic parasocial relationship like you're doing now, you need to check yourself.
>>1798263>it isn't normal or healthy to NPC bsits not normally or healthy to be faggo or a tranny. maybe you should preach about normality and health on the LGBT board. dis anon, dindu nuffin
>>1797234The post in your image was written by an unironic incel. Blaming higher powers (luck, "genetics", mental illness) for things that are in their own control while simultaneously treating everyone who is successful as robots without agency is peak incel behaviour.You can luck into something in the short term but you won't become successful in the long term without putting your own effort in. Sports players don't become good just by going to their sports club and playing around for an hour. People don't become attractive without putting effort in their physique, clothing and personal hygiene even if their genes give them a pretty face. You don't become successful in your job without working hard. They just started minding these things earlier than you did which is why they can do it and you can't. What the post is actually saying is that if you are not an NPC you are a loser.
Soon:SonicResident Evil 1Disaster Report 1Mega ManMiKorone collab (maybe Resident Evil 6)English study
>>1798298Sure, whatever deflections (You) need to defend that delusional mindset of yours anon.
>>1798311>They just started minding these things earlier than you did which is why they can do it and you can't.The painful truth. Reminds me to do my life reps extra hard today.
>>1798311Just let them writhe in shit if that's what they want
>>1797973You sound like a redditor
>>1798457doomfags btfo again
>>1798604but you have the delusional mindset. you dont bitch about faggos or trannies but you try to bitch about normal people. ay lmao
>>1798457/doog/... we lost
>>1798263I just want to point out that you are wrong about this:>she's LARPingThat's all.
>>1798457Where's this from?
>>1798311It really just seems so effortless from the outside looking in but that's what you get when you treat people as more characters in a story than as other humans with thoughts and ambitions
>>1799289Korone's SC reading from Spelunker. For example:https://youtu.be/SyaY9MOm5rQ?t=31433
Devotion playthrough when? She loved Detention and she'd probably cry even harder
>>1798457>Resident Evil 1>MiKorone collab (maybe Resident Evil 6)My fucking dick
>>1799076Seethe, deflect some more and then go back.
If this is true and not some rrat, then Ko'one is legit body building. She's probably stronger than most people here. Okayu must be destroying Okayu's cussy every night holy shit.https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1296515586327904256https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jaf43bAE1k
>>1800205>the thought of Korone having abs instead of a nice soft bakery ponchyeah I'm not liking this bros
>>1798457Why won't she do DOOM guys?
>>1800205>rratShe talked about doing boxing quite a bit recently and others talk about her crazy stamina all the time.She is the most /fit/ hololive, definitely
>>1800247Every time you ask she delays it by another month
>>1799076Why would anyone bitch about LGBT folks anons? This is the /vt/ board, you're the one that brought them up to construct your red herring.
>>1800205Whey protein and boxercise isn't going to turn a woman in her mid-30s into a muscle girl fucking hell, I'm sure she's in good shape but don't blow shit out of proportion
>>1800318I'm not just talking about the protein and the boxing, I'm also talking about the steroids and the growth hormone. I'm no /fit/tie, but it sounds like she's at the least very serious about getting buff.
>>1800243She'll probably not have a super sculpted physique because that's inherently harder for women who just naturally have a higher body fat%. They'd need a really strict diet to cut down enough for it to be visible. Or have huge roided muscles.Picture related is Korone's physique, according to herself
>>1800374>Japanese>talking about using steroids and hormones to get buffNah, that's some BS. No way she'd talk about doing that if she actually did.
>>1800205>>1800374>>1800243>>1800377Just accept it anons
>>1800374If the only source for that is some leddit comment then it's 100% a rrat
>>1800377Can we just talk about how cute of a breed Korone says she is. My girlfriend and I want to get a Samoyed dog but I think I would also like the breed that Korone is as well. Very royal and cute
>>1800483Would you name her Korone?
>>1800483I have a Samoyed and they are very nice temperament wise. Doesn't give a shit about anything and stays calm almost all the time. But that also means they don't care that much about you and will mind their own business.
>>1800374>>1800205that commenter is a poseur stringing together random words he’s picked up from misc or one of its many subsidiaries. korone definitely isn’t roiding lmao
>>1800511Name it Croissant so it's not so obviously a weeb name
>>1800512>But that also means they don't care that much about you and will mind their own business.thats okay thats the trait I like the most in cats anyway so if I dog has that then its ok
>>1800511I'm convinced they only came up with the CKC Spaniel in retrospect. Korone's design is just a generic brown dog with a fluffy tail.
>>1800409Could you elaborate?
>>1800703Drugs are a huge no-no in japan. Even being caught smoking weed will blacklist you from ever finding a respectable job
>>1800760I wanna lie on Okayus belly and listen to her tummy make noises
What is her members only content like?
>>1800205>It's a recent reddit postCan one of you fags who have a reddit account post a reply to that guy and call him a lying sack of shit? Retarded redditors are going to actually believe that Korone takes illegal steroids to get jacked.
>>1800735I always assumed they were against "drugs" in the sense of addictive substances, not literally every thing that technically falls under the word drug. But maybe that's just my ignorance.
>>18008041 stream per year
>>1798311>They just started minding these things earlier than you did which is why they can do it and you can't.Yeah, that's what happens when people are emotionally neglected and not parented correctly, they spend decades not even being able to start. And we go out into the world and we get the narrative that either we deserve that for being born garbage or deserve that for not being able to change it ourselves. Either way, no matter what, the same narrative: "it's your fault. you deserve this"
>>1800841Really? Not that much?
>>1800879it used to be like this but I'm surprised that she making a lot more, like once a monthdon't membership her for member content, newfag-san
>>1800838Smoke less weed.
>>1800823Link for those who want to enlighten them: https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/mamcre/instantly_thought_about_this_when_i_saw_the_tweet/grtyabu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
>>1800823It's funny that the person who posted the image gave an upvote to that comment. That's the quality of that subreddit, you just comment without sources and people will believe you.
>>1800868no its a dumb clown cult meme. as i said earlier. why arent they bitching and bullying the faggots and the trannies. they could do nothing but seethe. those people have bigger issues than you will ever have and no one says anything to them. the only readon they bitch and bully you is because the priests of the clown cult say its okay to. simple as. once you realize tgat how can you respect these bootlickers?
>>1800941Just so you know, the first two of those are steroids and the third one is growth hormone, all three of those are illegal outside of medical uses, none of which Korone has ever mentioned. He's basically slandering her in under the radar and if the mods of that place knew what the letters stood for that would be a bannable post.
>>1801137self-posts are automatically upvoted
>>1801214Shut the fuck up and talk about the dog
>>1801231Doesn't change the fact that 43 other people thought he was just posting funny gym acronyms and believed it
>>1800941>someone actually believed it just nowMake it stop
>>1800205>If this is true and not some rrat, then Ko'one is legit body building. She's probably stronger than most people here.I'll let you guess which hololive member jumped over 3000 times in half an hour as she celebrated her 1.3M subs
>>1800804She did a members only asmr recently
korone-suki.... the americans found the florida clip.... its over....
>>1800205>he thought this was a mother fucking jokeLET ME JUST CLARIFY THAT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T DO THE TESTOSTERONE TREATMENT, DON'T GET MEN-LIKE MUSCLES, THEY STAY SMOOTH BUT STRONG AF.
>>1801678I want to lick the sweat off korone’s lithe muscular body
>>1801452Even if Jump Rope Challenge overcounts things even jumping half of that continuously is pretty damn fit.
>>1801231>>1801328>>/vt/image/v0P494x4e3iBgKw-t68B1g>>1800205 why do you screenshot your own reddit comment?
>>1800760Is FBK a stick?
>>1801822Not only that but seems like this fag also crossposts /vt/ shitposts to reddit.
>>1801678Having a /fit/ Korone just only adds more to why I like her.
>>1801881dam this mofo is a troublemaker
>>1801881THIS FUCKING RAT
>>1800205>Is another faggot who posts reddit narratives
>>1801971>Koone can't post a pic of her biceps because that's forbiddenSadness
>>1802289i want to see them so bad bros....
>/r9k/-tier posts>redditwhat about a split when this thread dies? /doog/ (戌神ころね) for anons who want to talk about streams and /doggo/ (Inugami Korone) for the rest
>>1802439But she didn't stream today and only tweeted about going to the gym
>>1802535you can post about past streams...
>>1803558I'm relistening to her ASMR stream and enjoying her chill voice. I want more of calm Korone.
What is your favorite utawaku song or cover, anons? I dig her DISCOTHEQUE cover in the recent onei also like her osomatsu cover
>>1803714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKBKKwyVrk&t=12454si think this will always be my favorite
Fukahire's Korone illustration book arrived!
>>1803991shes so bad at singing but its cute that she doesnt care and still tries
>>1804002Forgot my pic
>>1803714キン肉マンGO FIGHT!https://youtu.be/zWKBKKwyVrk?t=5441Drunk Unravel (SOUL)https://youtu.be/GhToJ0u8FlI?t=975
>>1803714Meteo is the best one
>>1803714>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9HW7dpqrII ended up reading Getter Robo because of her
>>1803558I rewatched two older streams. One was Revenge of Shinobi and this other one by the recommendation of another anon. Can never stop laughing at this part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCpWAupShE
anons don't forget about V-Carnival!Day 1: OkaKoro + Suisei + HimeHina + Re:Act (Kyo) + Nijisanji (Mito, Himawari, Deron, Ryushen, Mikoto)https://www.v-carnival.jp/
>>1804280>the copyright issues still exist on that streamsad that we will never get everything back to youtube
>>1805053you can buy only Day 1 (7,900円)
>>1805021Is there a mirror somewhere of I Just Can't Wait to be King?
>>1804550>spoilerthat's comedy gold
>>1805649>9 views>no subscribersI already put the source and why are you linking your own channel?
>>1805802He put both versions together, it's pretty neat
>>1805417You can download the archive from the chink site.
I'm impressed she cleared spelunker, but not surprised
>>1802097I started my post with>If this is true and not some rratfor a reason anon. I wasn't sure if it was true. But I suppose even that is enough to spread rrats.
>>1808860Was it autism?
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1374150868547760131?s=20Korone going to work?
>>1811141The bakery. Did you think she is a neet?