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Your oshi would hate you if she met you. She would be disgusted by you.

>> No.1697163 [DELETED] 

>>1697134
Cringe fantasy
Go back to >>>/d/

>> No.1697175

You know, it is possible to use this board without constantly shitting on niggers and whores and viewing them as lesser beings. You're all just easily peer pressured and want to fit in so you do bad shit. That's why she'd hate you.

>> No.1697219

>>1697163
It's no fantasy, anon. You'll never be anything but a number to her. Just another viewer.

>> No.1697304

>>1697134
she would be disgusted if she knew everything i've ever done but otherwise she'd just get bored of me because I'm not interesting.

>> No.1697314

>>1697134
Yeah I know.

>> No.1697350
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>>1697134
Yeah probably

>> No.1697373

I mean, yeah op of course

>> No.1697418 [DELETED] 
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1697418

I know, I'm not a black man after all.

>> No.1697427

>>1697134
The same could be said of all women

>> No.1697428

I thought that was one of those irrefutable facts of life, like how everyone is going to die and having to pay taxes.

>> No.1697456

>>1697428
>paying taxes
Lol right i almost forgot you goyim have to do that.

>> No.1697461

No

>> No.1697486

>>1697134
That's okay. If I met her IRL I'd either not notice her or hate her, too. Don't care about her personally. Stay in character, bitch.

>> No.1697498
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1697498

Why would she hate me? I'm just having a good time here.

>> No.1697508

>>1697134
I'm a stinki ossan, but I'm a good-looking ossan. Peko-mama would like it for sure.

>> No.1697520

I mean I'm too tall for her taste so I accepted it a while ago.

>> No.1697537

>>1697498
Risu hates no one, but she will bully your ass.

>> No.1697593

But I actually look like a pretty average guy. So much so I got a normie job in pharma company.

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>>1697537

>> No.1697600

>>1697134
I wonder if 5'6 is short enough for Mori

>> No.1697606

>>1697134
nah, she'd be too busy being socially anxious to really process the situation of having some weird looking foreign ossan stopping to praise her for her hard work then run off because of his own social anxiety.

>> No.1697623

>>1697134
>implying she’d have any strong feelings at all
She wouldn’t care about you. You’d just be some random nobody.

>> No.1697648

My oshi is a microbic indie so I was in a call with her once, but it just doesn't feel right. Never meet your idols and all that.

>> No.1701351

>>1697134
My oshi rarely leaves her house so I don't have to worry about meeting her lmao.

>> No.1701552
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1701552

Not quite. The truth is far more sinister.

Ina is the kind of girl you can't help but think would be a great match for you, she's cute, nerdy and shy, so when you ask her out, she accepts because she figures the same.
However, it doesn't last long because eventually she realizes that deep down, she wants a normal guy and not another nerd like her. She unceremoniously dumps you and gets the blandest, normalfaggiest boyfriend ever.

>> No.1701605

>>1697134
My oshi loves me.

>> No.1701914

>>1697134
>implying she'd be able to meet me
ha

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>>1697134
I don't think so, I'm pretty normal when I'm outside my house. She's the one that does cute autistic shit outside.

>> No.1702130

>>1697134
I've met her before.

She likes C.C. Lemon alot

>> No.1702148

>>1701552
This is probably all of them. Nerdiness only lasts so long..

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>>1697427
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU.

>> No.1702179

>>1697134
plz step on me, Mori

>> No.1702434

>>1702148
That goes female nerds as well.

>> No.1702518

>>1697134
I know.

>> No.1702591

My oshi is a small indie with 5 viewers every stream she regularly interacts with, so she would be happier about it than some Holoslut with hundreds of thousands of nobodies.

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>>1697134
not my fault if shes a bluepilled normie
i hate her too

>> No.1702662 [DELETED] 

Judging on the turboautist her roommate dated, my oshi probably wouldn't hate me.

>> No.1702946

I dunno man, i'm pretty fun to be a round

>> No.1703713

Pekora would probably just marvel at how tall I am ("Wao! Wao!")
Im a reasonably good looking, in shape white guy, so I doubt she would be "disgusted."

>> No.1703769

>>1703713
>Im a reasonably good looking, in shape white guy
Post body

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>>1697134
my oshi prefers it this way

>> No.1703875

>>1697134
I mean, consider they're entertainers and that they are as socially maladjusted as I am if not more. I honestly believe that if we met in real life, with the knowledge of her being who she is and I being a simp of hers, she'd at least be thankful enough to speak to me in polite, friendly terms, but nothing more than that as long as I didn't go schizo on her.
You forget the stereotype of the loathsome otaku isn't just because they're fat or ugly, but because they're insufferable, clingy and shitty.

>> No.1703897

>>1702946
tell me a funny joke.

>> No.1704005

>>1703897
You hear about that new female rapper? Her raps are pretty vulgar and she only raps once a month but I hear she's got a nasty flow.

>> No.1704047

>>1697537
>t. Risu

>> No.1704056

>>1703897
nigger

>> No.1704133

>>1697134
God that’s fucking hot

>> No.1704223

>>1704133
Calli's disgusted facial reactions get my dick rock hard. I can relate to Kiara.

>> No.1704341 [DELETED] 
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OH NO NO NO
CHUMBUDS WHAT HAPPENED?

>> No.1704767

>>1701552
Thats hot, why did these things have to turn me on...

>> No.1704922

I’m actually a hot normal guy who dates people more attractive than most of them regularly

>> No.1705859

>>1697134
I'm glad to not have as little self confidence as you anon.

>> No.1705927

>>1697134
>she

>> No.1705932

>>1697134
Would she spit on my face and stomp on me with spiked stiletto's while suffocating me during the process?

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>>1697134
Doubt it. We”d probably get along great and become art buddies.

>> No.1709351

>>1697175
but muh edgy secret club

>> No.1710808

>>1703897
What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
My ass

>> No.1711141

>>1702609
>bluepilled
>normie
>facebook meme
The fucking state of this board

>> No.1711205

I am not convinced but it could happen

>> No.1711279

>>1697623
this

>> No.1711460

>>1697175
My oshi hates niggers too so I'm all good

>> No.1713044

>>1697134
I'm never going to meet a vtuber and I don't care what they think of me.

>> No.1714466

It's because I waste money and time on gunpla, isn't it?

>> No.1714728

>>1697175
You dont belong here

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>>1697175
Based mori.

>> No.1714876

>>1697134
She would love me if I was her sister... wait. People hate their family too

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>>1703897
What does my jokes and anon's oshi have in common?
They always fall FLAT

>> No.1715654

>>1697175
>You know, it is possible to use this board without constantly shitting on niggers and whores and viewing them as lesser beings.
Niggers are subhuman though. Whores have always been around, though not in as great a number. Either way their treatment is well earned.

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>>1704223

>> No.1718728
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1718728

All women are disgusted by me. Balding men aren't people.

>> No.1720719

>>1703839
>AIIIEEE
>Don touch me!
>PIGS

>> No.1725825

>>1697134
I am 33 years old. Live with parents. KHV.

>> No.1725883

>>1697134
>caring about women and their opinions
Here's your problem

>> No.1725921

>>1697134
Not disgusted, more like uninterested.

>> No.1726422

>>1725825
I'm one year younger, also live with parents. I have kissed before, but am still a virgin. In other words
I know that feel, bro.

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