Prisuners, is this true about your oshi's HoloIDrink? Kinda based
Risu is a lazy squirrel. She rarely bathes, and even when she does, she ends up not putting much effort into cleaning her cock. That results in it always having a mind numbing powerful stench and a bitter tasting smegma, which she often giggles about when other people notice and go cock drunk from it. It's also described as having an outdoors smell of grass and flowers due to how much she loves sleeping outside on the trees.
Since Risu is so lazy, she often does not find the motivation to jerk herself off, and so to the disappointment of her fans that leads to her product always being in short stock, but when Risu does jerk off, she spends hours upon hours building up her spunk that was saved up and it ends up coming out in incredibly thick globs from sitting inside her nuts for weeks at a time, which the fans love. She doesn't like to edge, she finds it a bother, but Risu is the opposite of a quick shot and so her jerk off sessions have enough time to build up her arousal for her cum to come out just as if she had edged many times. The straw in her drink comes extra large as the regular sized straws simply do not allow for one to drink the product very easily from its thick consistency. As one would expect, it tastes very nutty as she loves to chew on all kinds of nuts. It's thickness and stickiness makes it a really hard to drink beverage, sticking to the throat on the way down. Her cum has a smell just as powerful as her cock. The first time trying it can be scary as it seems like her cum simply won't go down, but after it's done, the fans won't stop coming back for more. It sells really well when it's in stock, but since that's quite rare, it doesn't sell as well as it could. Risu acknowledges that, and promises to jerk off more as her new year's goal every time, but that ends up never happening. A fan favorite! "