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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSchedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1483112695721308160Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merchPrevious thread: >>16841093
I am the fast chumbud
Gura cute Gura cute!
literal seconds you fucking nigger get out of my head fuck you
This one got the previous thread right
I'm in love with Gura!
>>16850875I didn't laugh.
So it's not VR?
>>16850797I want to kiss her neck while she lies down like this.
>>16850928Nope, she fucked up her back scooping catboxes at an animal shelter.
Gura is super hot
>>16850933we let her down.......
>>16850976>weI voted for it
>>16850933This is what she thinks of us... and she's right...
Give her your strength
Gura will do the splits and an upward leg hold like pic related once she gets her 3D model. Many uohs will be had that day.
>>16851080I'll be dead before the uoh leaves my lips
>>16851080Woah, look at those feet.
>>16851080Gura couldn't do that without killing herself and you know it.
>>16850997>>16851010on your phone, work phone, second laptop and smart fridge too?
>>16851080Gura’s hip would shatter
>>16851161I feel like Gura has stepped back to do the splits on stream before then came back and said she's flexible. I think she could pull it off. Or am I confusing her with someone else?
>>16851080ok you're actually a pedophile
>>16851262I feel like she's done that and almost killed herself and we heard the ankle crack.
>>16851262Gura did try to do the splits on stream once. My memory could be way off but I think it was the chatting stream before the asmr stream
>>16851276Yes, call the feds on me, the infamous hacker known as 4chan.
>>16851753After you, madame.
>>16851276> the first thing he things of when sees such pictureAnon... I have bad news for you
Name a game with sharks. Shark related.
>>16851276>hag>hurr durr pdf fileFuck off.
>>16852070Goop goop game.
>>16852070Ecco the Dolphin.
>>16852070ARK: Survival Evolved
>>16851941>>16852150welcoming unironic jailbait posters in your community is the most self destructive thing you can dothey can't even contain their lust for disgusting 3D cunny so what makes you think they'll have any worthwhile contributions to make at any point?
Me taking a picture of my wife
>>16852316Dude, you missed. That's my wife
>>16852070RAFT, I've been watching Luna's gameplay lately. pretty comfy
I haven't been able to watch much Gura now that I recently became wageslave. Did the Gura dieded?
>>16852677Your absence killed her
>>16852915My camera rollhttps://twitter.com/nep_065/status/1484532669945827330
>>16851276>See young girl doing a split>Immediately thinks about sex
>>16853095Imagine finding any person besides Gura attractive. Can't be me.
I like how even the normies shit on the "main" discord non stop now a days. Its a nice thing to see.
That supacha, I blame Mori..
>>16853597Gura knows better when it comes to SC.
>>16853624I have faith in the shark to avoid all that stuff
short hospital stay last week
Cute shark soon!
>>16853683ultrasounds dont take that long (mine btw)
>health stuffyeah me, she's carrying my baby.
>>16853597I never read prechat or anything but I was kind of glad to see how many people straight up said they dont want male collabs.I personally dont care as long as its the Stars but really.... fuck off and let Gura do what she wants.
>>16853674>all these years on top beside SniggerShe knows, just like Fauna knows.Both will avoid the pink hair woman BS.
I’m nervous. It doesn’t seem to be serious enough to stop her from streaming but it seems a bit more serious than just putting “back/head/tummy hort” in the description
>>16851080I'm a hairy chubby wizard and I can put my feet behind my head. Have I ruined flexibility for you yet?
>>16853859Smashing Anon's bussy
>Gura's pre chat is already going I don't want males VS I want males and from people that have long time memberships HolostarsEN is going to be a war
>>16853859pics or it didn't happen
>>16853859Why would that change anything?
what the hell is soup or hot?
>>16853923No it wont since Gura wont interact with them eve if it does happen.
I wonder if Gura has ever thought about enabling subscriber only mode
>i.....don't really plan on collabing with holostars in the future.....i know that's not what my fans want, and that's not something i want eitherhow hard would you kneel?
>>16853839>Fauna and Gura>their voicesThey will attract the best and the worst when it comes to a fanbase, going by their prior works, they are aware of the implications of being the "unicorns" of holoEN & IRyS.
>>16853918Based homosexual chuuba fan.
>>16854005I want members only mode, fuck grays
>>16854021she won't even talk about it, she will just never collab with them and keep quiet about the whole thing.
>those of you with the gray viewer name
>>16854005I'm a graynigger but she should enable members only mode. I'm fine with being caught in the crossfire if it means a better live chat.
>>16854021I would SC 3/4 of my monthly salary.
>>16854111Not gray but only have a shrimp next to my name, am I cool?
>>16854021Remove the ''i know that's not what my fans want, and that's not something i want either'' and change for ''It's not my style, I prefer to hang out with girls''
Shit she's going to be cardboard again
>late againshe doesn't care anymore
I like that the only people that really disagreed that she shouldn't collab with men were people without tridents.Newfags really need to fuck off out of this hobby before they realize it panders to unicorns.
>>16854176Welcome to your first week of Gawr Gura
>>16854176>reaching this hard for a shitpost
>>16854212What a terrible week to start
Wake up stupid
>>16854206Go back saltry.
>>16853923I wasn't joking when I said I don't want any males, but I am taken aback by the low standards of these so-called fans. In any case not the place or time, I really am writing an essay on why male collabs destroy the appeal of vtubing and you'll find it on /vt/ one way or the other in a couple of days, depending on my work schedule. Even if everything goes belly up and vtubing is destroyed my opinion on the subject must be known, purely so that my hands remain clean. I don't want to be implicated in any form of NTR or as a paypig for a man in any capacity.
SHES FUCKING DEAD
>>16854176Listen if it gets past 8 mins late than you are allowed to shit post.Those are the rules.
Gura has a lot of members
>Health issues>Late to streamAAAHHH I DONT WANNA CONCERN
>>16854206I don't care either way and kept my mouth shut for that retarded conversation.
It's over bros. She died.
>>16854252how late was she to her debut? it was so long ago that i've forgotten. i'm sure it was less than 20 minutes.
>>16854298it was like 11 I think.
I guess that's it, huh
Goob goob plz
inb4 technical problems
>>16854272Pick a side, faggot.
>>16853923>>16854245not a single person who engages in these arguments watches the homos or ever considers the feelings of the talentsthe homos dont ask for itGura has never expressed interest (and likely completely understands the appeal of being a girl in hololive) so worrying about it is just stupid
>>16854368Eat shit. I will never care about your drama.
>>16854375goop goop doesn't exist.
Any second now
>>16854245ALL WILL BE EXPLAINED
It was fun while it lasted...
Stream is 465 seconds late...
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE BROS?
stream cancelled, you can all go home
If any of you have VR and haven't played Superhot VR I so very highly recommend it. It is so satisfying to play. It's honestly in my top 10 video games.
>inb4 you get a twitter notification
>sorry guys I took a nap>I'm low energy today so I won't be putting some effort to stream
Alright everyone its been over 8 mins you are now allowed to shitpost about how she doesnt care or is dead.Pick your side.
>>16854482thank u anon i will get it on my PS4
Internet is down...No stream today chumbuds, hehe...
>>16854482Yeah superhot VR and beat saber have been my favorite things in VR
>>16854252OH GOD, SHE'S DEAD...
I can't believe Gura hates hololive and despises her fanbase like this
I am now concerning
>>16854531>I can't believeSeriously?
>>16854516I choose dead, it's more likely
>>16854520SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
I CANT BELIEVE GURA HATES HOLOLIVE SO MUCH SHE DIED!!!!!!
>>16854482Yeah Superhot VR is definitely the best VR game I've played. I also really enjoyed Skyrim VR (even if you normally don't like Skyrim I think it's worth checking out). It's just hellish to mod unfortunately
she's ready, she's trying to find strenght to start
at this point i'm choosing to believe she does it on purpose to trigger you pathetic faggots
She died bros... time to join her in the atlantic ocean.
She's sleeping holy fuck she's actually sleeping
I'm getting nervous. GURA DOKO
She will be remembered...
Gura is currently crying in frustration alone in her room because nothing is working and 1,000's of people are getting impatient with her
Sleeping pills and vodka will get ya every time.
I hate current gura
Don't worry, the moment I close my eyes and fall asleep the stream will start.
>>16854650Depends on the timing.
>>16854630She should communicate
i still love her!
I'm a little worried...
She's sounded completely defeated lately with the wifi troubles and other issues. This is gonna throw her over the edge
>>16854609Into it's cold embrace
I used to love gura. I still do love her, but I used to also
I can't believe Gura is ACTUALLY fucking dead
>>16854630If only she had a twitter or something
This is fucking it. I've had it. Never again. Fuck. I'm so done, I'll become a takodachi.. Let me know when the stream starts.
SHE WILL BE OKAY
Are you guys going to the funeral?
not even a chat messagei am seriously starting to sweat here...
>>16854655i love current gura
>>16854731Why not give yourself in to the owl cult?
>>16854738The Final Yab...
The japanese hotel has bad wifi, pweas andastandu
>>16854711>Least based chumbro
im going to vomit where is she
I'm concernfagging hard
hahahaha biggest vtuber subcount and she's actively blowing it what a stupid cunt I'm so done
I hate that every wait before a Gura stream has become the most stressful part of my day
why do these people not have a 2nd backup connection? honestly
I see you Furor, you absolute faggot
I love gura, I hope she feels better
I was the anon that kept typing x hours until she cancels the super hot stream. Was I right?
>>16854731Why would we let you know when you're done?
>>16854746Who was she again? The name is on the tip of my tongue...
No delay = not thereShe's asleep yo
>>16854813keep seething you nigger
>>16854812in the united states you have two options if you're lucky. her other one is likely some horrible DSL that is literally unusable for streaming.
>>16854806why? I'm chill eating a sandwich and typing shit in chat every minute.
>>16854745>No invitationEVEN HER MOM HATES US
>>16854021Talk is cheap, we'll see if it happens.
>>16854802My name is it
>She has no way to communicate with stream other than through her manager if her ISP failed her againAAAHHHHHHH
omg you guys
>>16854745 I want be dead too...
she's gotta be asleep right? she would normally write something by now
She's just sleeping... right? right?
>>16854630I hope she doesn't actually stress over it. If she's having this much trouble, then her manager and by extension Cover, should give her a hand. Assuming this is still a technical issue and not a health one anyway.
GURA IS DEAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16854812Welcome to the US's retarded internet.
>>16854882>wut is phone
it just keeps ketting more desastrous by the daythis girl is finished it seemsit was a good run...
>>16854824I'm not done. It was a joke.
oh sorry guise i was cooking in my 20 microwaves that are right under her apartment and it messed up the wifi huhaha
>>16854899She's pretty good at not oversleeping but if she hasn't been feeling good I can see this being the case
>>16854899>>16854902That or dead, only real options
Man, Gura's having a really fucking bad week. And that in turn is bleeding into her energy on stream, which makes it even worse.
>>16854902FJKHKJDFH OH NO!
>>16854903>her manager and by extension Cover, should give her a handHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOW FUCKING NEW
It's fine, guys, everything IS JUST FINE
>>16854927How fucking new are you
>>16854714Someone call Rushia.
>>16854903>expecting cover to actually help with tech issueslmao
The clot shot got her. RIP.
Crying Gura soon
She's just asleep.I choose to believe everything is okay.She's alive and mostly well, just sleeping.
I'm getting angry now
Where's Kiara when you need her
I'm literally about to go ride my motorcycle to destress because I'm scared. She better be alive when I get back
Gura overdosed on ibuprofen
Kiara stream when?
>>16854963To be fair that is just a lazy ass excuse.
could this truly be the first permanent graduation? That'd be a monumental moment for the community
>hololive official tweetOH GODSOUND THE TRUMPETS
>>16854961I'm saying they SHOULD, not that I expect them to. Reading comprehension, anon.
she is 100% sleeping
amazing how she always find ways of disappoint
>>16855032We already fucking had that with Coco you ESL shit.
>non VR today because of health stuff, I'll talk more about it on stream Check the description
>>16855060How is that amazing? Shouldn't you be used to it by now?
>>16855045oh, it's even literally in her worthless cockroach of a manager's job description. it simply is never going to happen.
super weird she hasn't pushed the stream back at all
Why did this have to happen on the day with that description, I'm actually anxious
>>16855086no no no I mean graduating from life, anon
look at all those new IPs
My concern levels are reaching maximum
Goodbye bros, it was fun posting with you.
bow before my power, mortals
she passed out from schlicking to buffson….
Chumbies!Recommend me a new oshi that isn't dead!Thank you!I want a alive vtuber!
>>16855128No shit. A lot of tourists wondering why she's not live already. You'd do the same for other splits if the roles were reversed.
ok but like for real, where is she
This stream won't happen it seems
>>16855022I kinda legit miss this intro bgm but I think Gura hates it because it makes her look (more) like a retard.
>>16855112SHE'S JUST SLEEPING OKAY, STOP THE RRATS.
sorry guys its a bad hair day. i cant stream
>>16854729This. Unless she got EMP'd or something she should have her phone.
>no pinned message>no tweet>stream time unchanged
We have to get her back
>>16855191I DON'T KNOWI DON'T KNOWI DON'T KNOW
>>16854886>>16855005>>16855046>>16855078>>16855191Delete your /vt/ Pepes and kill yourself
Is she okay bros?
>>16855222She's a slav on the Russian Ukraine border and Putin has started his assault
>20mins lateConcern justified
GUYS CHUMCOPTERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSEIT'S REALLY HAPPENING
Family emergency?Read the clock wrong?Sleeping?Stuck in traffic in an Uber?Drowned in the shower?
Gura took Advil PM for her backpain and fell asleep because she can't read!
No but really though, seems to be a nap into sleep I'm guessing.
i am losing my mind
calli finally got her, bros. it's over
KIARA PLEASE SAVE THE CHUMBIES!!!!!!!
>1 hour later>oh nyo~>sorry guys I overslept >stream canceled
incredibly that this already terrible week actually still gets worse
im simply concerned for her well being
Sorry I'll be done with her in a moment
>>16855287I can 100% see her buying a PM version of some pain killer and have this happen
>>16855095did she update the stream description or did it always say that?
it seems that gura is no longer with us
>>16855292this is what i'm putting my money on. decided to nap before stream, forgot to set alarm/slept through alarm.
>>16855359It was like that
what happened to Gura recently she's dying not streaming and suffering and not having fun...
>>16855359it said that since this afternoon
>To you:>what a wild ride it has been>ups, downs>achievements galore>i've found out a lot about my self during this time>and i feel like>everyday i spend with you is an adventure>a very mighty adventure>i'm not so good with words (yes, we already know that gura~)>so i thought maybe if i wrote you a note i'd be able to get my thoughts across>so, to you>i want to say thank you>thank you for your support>for your fan creations>and most of all, for hanging out with me while i stream>i also want to thank my senpai>because if it weren't for their hard work>their endless hard work>i wouldn't be here>to future hololive additions:>I can't wait to meet you!>one day i hope to sing for you all on stage>and until then>i will do my absolute best for you>from my big shark heart:>thank you>arigatou gozaimasu
>>16855267I'm starting to panic
>>16855344I don't remember posting this.We decided to fuck all night instead of stream. Sorry guys.
>>16854903>I hope she doesn't actually stress over itShe got pretty frustrated when she didn't get GTA to work and tech issues have quickly ruined her mood in the past. Whether it's health or tech related, it's most likely upsetting her.
GURA OD'S ON OPIOIDS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
healthcare professional hereyou can actually die alone at home, with no one noticing, due to oxygen deprivation caused by the ronaI've seen these too many times alreadyI really wish its actually not the case here
>SHE'S LATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAThis is kinda reminding me of /biz/.
this shark is harpooned boys, check em
Don't worry, guys. Gura is obviously trying to find an excuse this time why is she late.
>Paranoia has been subsiding for years>No longer looking over my shoulder while walking alone>Enter Chuba addiction>Enter Gouruh>Schizophrenia is my only friend If this describes you I suggest meds ASAP
she's probably asleep, you fools
Is it safe to take a nap?
This is a test, I will become the last chumbud.
It's so damn annoying how chumbuds are always licking her ass. You'd expect some sort of criticism, but no. You're like a bunch of fucking redditfags. She needs to be criticized so she'll change her retarded fucking ways.
I hope Kiara streams, Gura needs to be made fun for once
>>16855462I'm not even in healthcare and I've witnessed this happen with two people I know
>>16855399wait, when was this?
Gura OD'ed on the pain killers she has been stuffing in her mouth the last 2 streams.
>Me, waiting for Gura
>>16855462>healthcare professional hereno you're not. real healthcare professionals know not to diagnose with little to no information.
funny how the viewers keep rising
THE FINAL YAB
wtf did i walk into
>>16855494No Gura you've been asleep too long, you have to stream now
What headphones or whatever do you use to listen to Gura? I didn't think they'd make much difference but I got new ones recently and they sound different for her.
>>16855518I want to lick Gura's ass so bad
>>16855518youre right im deep into her ass brb
>>16855518>arrgh Gura stop having health and internet issuesI constructed the shit out of that feedback
>>16855559Retard hours. Join us, won't you?
>>16855518How's the discord server doing anon?
>>16855535holy fuck you are new....
>>16855518why do you even care? you do not even watch her
Hope this isn't too serious since we've got that health issue description.>>16855546That always happens when someone is late. It's not unique to Gura.
Subaru is streamingJust saying.
can’t believe gura is dead
>>16855589splendid! i think i will
>>16855535Her one and only subscriber milestone celebratio ln stream. 2 mil
>>16855518I'd prefer her cunny but if she asked I wouldn't say no
Chumbuds... I will lie down..
>>16855572sennheiser MX500. no, i'm not joking.
>>16855572Doesn't matter anymore, she's gone now.
>>16855518>chumbuds are always licking her assIt's her sweet spot retard.
>>16855580>>16855582 fucking necrophiles
>>16855518she will not collab with your 2view ass, get the fuck out.
uh...gura bros? it's been 25 minutes alreadyshe's still coming though haha, am i right?haha
She's dying bros.... I'll die with her
>>16855399So long Gura and thanks for all the bait.
>>16855518Based but yesmen will shit on you
>She's just asleep no need to concern>She's just asleep no need to concernThere are too many thoughts in my head right now
I love gura even though she is dead!
jesas chumbugs love doomposting
>>16855584>Implying there's nothing you can do to improve your health or internet connection.Yup, you're a chumbud alright.
fuck there's no ENs streaming either
>>16855462schizo hereyou can actually die alone at home, with no one noticing, due to heart attacks triggered by damage done to your heart by the terrible mRNA 'vaccines'You've seen plenty of these in public already. What's different about private is just that people tend less to exert their heart in private.but VR's more strenuous than most gaming
>>16855518>You'd expect some sort of criticism, but no.I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.
FOR THE FUCKING SAKE>INTERNET ISSUES>GENERALLY POOR MOOD DURING STREAMS>HEALTH ISSUES>NOT EATING WELL>STINKY>NOT RESTING WELL>NOW VANISHES AND MISSED A STREAM COMPLETELY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SHARK? WHY WON'T SHE FUCKING TALK? DON'T SHE KNOW HOW WORRIED WE GET? FUCK!
Choose one wish for Gura and it must be not selfish
>>16855518I've licked the ass of girls not as great as gura before, I'd happily take the opportunity
>>16855518Damn so this is what it's like to not have an oshi
Gura is sleeping with the fishes now....and not in a sexual way
I wish she would use one of her hundreds of days off to fix her tech issues instead of having a "no-hololive" day
>>16855747Her bad diet finally caught up with her
>confirmed missing right now by ameIts over....
Just please let me atleast have Gura+Ark tomorrow.. Been waiting for that for months.
It's time bros, break away from reality, take the red pill. Accept that Gura has never been real.
>>16855751I wish she finds peace in heaven
>>16855751I wish that she secretly buys a pony and takes to riding it on land she bought with her internetbuckssecretly because if she talks about it I benefit
>>16855786She would’ve delayed if it was a tech issue numbnuts
>>16855751That she is alright and she just got a surprise visit from family.
>>16855788SHE'S ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD
I'm concerned for the well being of my wife
this exact event will be what convinces redditors not to vaccinate
>>16855751I wish Gura a very nice evening.
>non VR today because of health stuff, I'll talk more about it on stream Stream don't start...Guys, I have a bad feeling.
>>16855747>STINKYshe got too stinky and the authorities had to call in the hazmat team, shark residence is under quarantine by the EPA and currently being sanitized i hope it's nothing serious
>>16855718>expecting Gura to completely redo her internet over temporary internet issues>expecting Gura to fix a health issue we know nothing about in a dayYup, you're a retard alright.
I JUST WANT HER TO BE OKAY
>shes asleepthen fucking call her to wake her up, you beta manager
30 minutes late. Starting to get concerned, chumbies.
>it's been 30 minutesshe's dead...
>>16852677I'm sorry I jinxed it again with the same image how do I make it up to you guys.
What is the latest Gura has ever been?
Hahaha, you faggots will never know true sufferingt. Haaton
>30 minutes late to streamThe thoughts! I can't stop them!
>>16855924forgor to charg fone
Well boys, it's been half an hour.Time to put the little "Time of Death" thingy on her toe and call it quits.
>>16855518I mean I wouldn't say no...
I don't care about the stream anymore Gura just cancel it again if you want JUST SAY SOMETHING
>>16855924just let her sleep!
gura has come and passedthe hornybros can never lastwake me up when you have new rrats
Fuck don't tell me she likely passed out or something. Goddammit Gura why don't you take care of yourself, you got money, you got support, you got millions of people who genuinely care about you.
30 minutes and not a peep. This has got to be a new record.
DON'T GIVE UP!GIVE HER (and her wifi) YOUR ENERGY!\o/
>>16855944without notice? this one.Stream is 1755 seconds late...
>>16855944There was that one time where she didn't stream at all and then tweeted the next day "OH NO" or something like that.
>>16855889>>expecting Gura to completely redo her internet over temporary internet issuesRedo her internet? What the fuck does that even mean you fucking megamong?>>expecting Gura to fix a health issue we know nothing about in a dayOh I see. You've never watched her before. That's cool. Now go back to plebbit please. I don't want to see your scummy fucking face here ever again.
>>16855807Can't play ark when you're dead
Im sure Gura turns off her phone when she sleeps because she doesnt want to be bothered by hololive stuff while shes sleepingChance of her getting up are almost zero
>>16855848I VILL EAT ZE BUGS JUST LET GURUH LIVE
I'm typically not a concernfag but that description is fucking killing me right now.
gura is deadfinally
I'm concerning bros
ITT Newfags who never witnessed this happening with multiple JPs
>"she's asleep!"No, her manager would have called her.>"her internet is out!"She has a phone with twitter, it would take like 2 seconds to put something out there.If she were awake, she wouldn't have forgotten. But she clearly isn't conscious at the moment. It's just a question of whether or not this situation is voluntary, and signs seem to point to "no." It's over, bros.
>>16855954Imagine her just softly moaning the entire time.
>>16856004this is very different and you know it. there's an announcement tweet and a reservation with a description that says she is having health problems!
I just farted and it smells rancid
The sad part if that even if she oversleep you know she won't resume the stream for 15k people waiting...
>>16856004That never had a frame up, though. She'd just said she was going to try to play Terraria but then crashed in her chair.
>>16856062this is not the time asshole
>>16856053There's a LOT of newfags in here today, it's incredible
She's dead. Farewell, Gura. Thanks for the streams. o7
>>16855572depends on the audio. If there's a lot of buzzing or I dont like the bgm, I use some bookshelf speakers. If everything is good then then DT770s. It does make a difference but my only other headphone is a jabra headset I use for work.
chances of there actually being a stream today are basically zero now. you lot might as well go to bed and just hope she streams tomorrow at least.
goop goop you dont even have to stream if you dont want to just tell us you're alive
Which of the following happened?>she went to rest her eyes and fell ASLEEP>she got doxfag at her door and is raping her right now>her back got so bad she is in fettle position on the ground>Internet hurt>all of the above
Don't worry guys Gura just tried to fart one minute before stream, and she had a huge diarrhea explosion in her pants she is starting soon Trust me I'm her boyfriend
HALLELUJAH SHE LIVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S ALIVE FUCCCCCK
oh thank god, I was starting to think she collapsed or something
Her excuse better be fucking good.
>>16856173Funny that you posted this after she went live.
>>16856078Oh for some reason I remembered there being a reservation
>>16855848Didn't need a half hour delay to convince me lad
>>16856173holy fuck you must be dying of humiliation
Finally, she's here. Almost missed it because I was tabbed out.
taking betshow much on oversleeping?
>>16856173ok going to bed right now after reading your postsure hope gura doesn't start streaming right after this
These sounds, that's her being carted away on a stretcher
>>16856053Are there any JPs with health blatantly fucked as Gura though?
>>16856062TOWA BABY WAS RIGHT
>>16856173haha bet you feel stupid now
Thank God she's not dead.
what's that sound
>>16856023Dude it's around prime time in NA right now, why would she be asleep?
OH MY GOD
>>16856193oh nevermind i have a delay
>>16856197Well did you clean it up with your mouth???
manager is logging on to the stream to announce her death live
is the sound this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPMG0PLmh9s&list=PLzMLMBAjylmLECAXbuDH3pezuMMf8ZtVv&index=6&t=1991s
>>16856235>dying of humiliation>implying that i care what anonymous faggots on the internet think
Now we can just have this background noise for 30 minutes.
Is this the game audio..?
>the sounds of the machines Bros Gura is the new ironmouse...
Ominous opening I gotta say.
SHE'S NOT DEAD
>>168562450% chance but that is the excuse she will give us so...
>she's actually streamingI was looking forward to all the fallout and rrats, but this is better.
>>16856281It's the sound of the hospital machines she's hooked up to.
>>16856223It was (the excuse [my dick])
>>16856261Are you for real right now? There's probably one per generation lmao
w-what are those noises?
I'm loving these ominous sounds
Fucks sake she's so fucking unprofessional
oh come ON
No PNG Gura this time. Also, she overslept. False alarm. She's not dead.
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE CREATURE THAT TOOK OVER GURA'S CORPSE
>not a PNGyay!
>voice sounds fineShe doesn't have the coof
cool air conditioner noise
>>16856286Gura's sleep schedule is fucked, so she naps a lotShe's just like me
>>16856352this game has retro pc sounds all over it
>oversleptthis goddamn bitch I swear
I LOVE HER
>OversleptThank fucking god.
ONE FUCKING JOB AND ITS PLAYING A FUCKING VIDEO GAME FUCKS SAKE
>She overslept the stream>I overslept the streamWE ARE
EN work ethic strikes again
literally doesn't care at all. what's your excuse now chumbuds? turns out it wasn't uncontrollable issues after all.
I do exactly what she just described all the time. This is why I have to set multiple alarms>WE ARE
AAAAAAAAA THIS FUcKING BRAT
>sleep Gura voice
SHE'S LYINGSHE'S DYING
A Gura is 35 minutes.
I never bothered to check for early 90's PC boot sounds
Just got back, what was the problem?
>wakes up 20 min late>still doesn't say anything for 15 minutes
>she just oversleptmy oshi is such a woman child I love her so much
Goop Goop tired
>no stranger to fainting>I live aloneTHIS IS WHY WE WERE CONCERNING AHHHH
>I'm no stranger to faintinggura...
She lives by herself. No boyfriend confirmed.
isn't fainting like super bad for you? no wonder this girl seems retarded sometimes
>>16856467she's lazy and unprofessional
have at it concernfagsadios
I oversleep... haha...Damn, I almost had a heart attack.And she just... oh, I overslept haha... Thank God she's all right.
sounds like different room she streaming ok. bf's room. she just having sex for 33 minutes
i could've put her hand in warm water and she would've peed herself heh
>>16856505My heart can't take it...
Jesus Christ Gura go to the fucking doctor PLEASE!
oh my god she IS dying
she's not sick and doesn't have any health issues according to chumbuds. nah, it's totally normal to faint every time you get sweaty. yup.
WE'RE NEVER GETTING VR AGAIN
ok I heard her excuse. I'm out
She's concerning almost as hard as >we are
>>16856522Anonchaama....it's not a lifestyle choice....
I want to take care of this baby like you wouldn't believe
>>16856505that's what I'm saying
DAMNIT GURA DAMNIT LET ME SAVE YOU
>>16856522fainting itself isn't necessarily bad, but falling and hitting your head is
Gura is dying!
>gura not wanting vr because she might get in an accidentI blame you guys
>>16856577What chumbuds have you been talking to?
>actually becoming Ayame of EN
Has she been streaming from a hospital bed or something this past week? She sounds absolutely weak as hell.
>>16856620She read the diagnosis from last night...
This bitch is retarded on so many levels
Concernchads, I kneel
>>16856620I like my wife better when she's alive
>>16856141Funny, DT770s are the new ones I got. They sound great for music and when the sound quality is good, but they sound worse than my old ones for poor quality audio like you seem to say.The weird thing is that it's specifically the slight buzzing in the back of her low voice that doesn't come through on the DT770 which I really miss hearing.
this is going to be a painful stream
Wait. Did she even talk about her health issues from description? I thought she would start off with that but she talked about why she was late? Was it just a cold?
I need to save her. She sounds weak...
This shark hates people without the cot-caught merger
Gura is making me so depressed recently, she used to make me happy but now I just feel empty when I watch her
>>16856681Watch the fucking stream.
>>16856681>I've been feeling woozyThat's about it
>>16856681she just talked about her fainting and her vr problems
>>16856681She literally said she faints
>>16856662Right? I love it.
>>16856695People without cot-caught don't pronounce hot like that...
3rd stream in a row where she sounds absolutely out of itjust stop streaming gura and take a nice long break this is pointless and not fun at all
>>16856654She always sound tired early on in stream. Later on when she's more awake she will sound less sleepy.
Of course her voice sounds tired, she just woke up.
Hey guys sorry, Gura has 2 Mumei streams to do later so she probably had to get both recordings set up at once.
Lost in the 1st level.
>>16856739she sounds like she woke up 20 minutes after alarm and came directly to the computer to stream
>that tired voiceUUOOOOOHHHHHH, TAKESHIIIIIII
So she put that she would talk about her health stuff on stream and just says "yea im afraid of fainting"Holy fuck Gura was made for concern fagging.Im actually gonna go fucking insane at this rate worrying about her.
>>16856703I feel the same way, chumbud. I start feeling really sad after her streams lately.
i really hope shark doesn't have a rushia tier health defect
>>16856737Hot isnt supposed to be pronounced like that, but some people do anyways (source: me)
>Gura's skinny armSUPER HOT
HANDS OFF MY SHARKY YOU RED COMMIES
>>16856611Fainting is not normal, healthy behavior.
>>16856703Yea honestly she used to make me so happy it was crazy and not im just worried about her so much its making me depressed.
Good god this game is boring. Shame that we got no VR then we at least would have cute Gura and cute voice
health issues are always great excuses
>>16856823I faint ever night around the same time.
>starts eating vegan food>becomes weak and tired and woozy all the timeMany such cases!
>>16856703Honestly been watching more of Rat and Irys lately because of this.
>>16856804Yeah, I don't think that's a cot-caught thing. I don't pronounce them the same and I certainly don't say hot like the announcer does
>>16856842a game designed for vr is trash when played without vr. imagine that.
>>16856783Ya at least Ame and Kiara let their fans know they are actively seeking medical care, meanwhile Gura….
>>16856817You seem like a reliable young man.Can I entrust my daughter's safety to you?
>>16856870Rat is a whore and IRyS is too ugly to deal with
>>16856859i blame the green thing
i don't trust doctors and i'm glad gura doesn't trust them either
Still 25% aim even when she can slow time.
>>16856895it's a different game with different levels, and works just fine without vr. VR just gives you the experience of throwing things and having them go in random directions.
I'd rather see her play mario kart the whole week
>>16856918Time to take the indiepill
>>16856870Rrat is a fucking slut.
>>16856703Yes..it feels like she is forcing herself to stream
>>16856895Anon...the VR version of this game came out way later
>>16856966Already watch Lily Hopkins, she makes me smile but nothing compared to Gura in her prime, I guess I still live in hope
>>16856942i never said it doesn't work without vr. the entire appeal of this game is the vr part, the game without vr is plain trash.
She doesn't sound well at all, I hope it's not the Vax, I don't want Gura dying of a heart attack before she becomes 30
you DO forgive gura, right?you are a good chumbie, right?
I'm concerning so hard right now
>>16856927Gura's said she's tried veganism before. She might just be autistic enough to give it another shot
>>16856957I feel bad for Gura, she tried to do a spread of new games this week to see what sticks and all of them have been fucking boring so far.
>>16856703The energy is not there. Really sad because Gura is my favorite Holo and she don't feel like Gura right now. Would watch her to make me feel happy, but it's not doing it for me lately. Hope she feels better and returns to form. ;~;
>>16857015you are mistaken. I played it without even knowing it had a VR component, and played it later. It's better without VR, and no game truly designed for VR would have throwing at all, not until they can simulate finger movements.
>>16856997Yeah, if she's so tired she can barely force herself out of bed, she shouldn't be streaming, I would legit prefer her to cancel than to force herself to sit in front of the PC for 2 hours as she drowsily navigates a game she doesn't enjoy..
>>16857033I mean not for baiting me to concern so hard.She really gonna start a month like this than blame health issues and leave it up to "I faint a lot" Like holy fuck Gura take care of yourself for once.
>>16857015This game is not a great pick for someone with a history of motion sickness
Gura is SUPER CUTE SUPER CUTE SUPER CUTE SUPER CUTE.
I'm still fucking laughing my ass off over her actually oversleeping
>>16856940It is because she aims for the head instead of torso.
>>16857033I think I might cancel my member and give it someone else. Suggestions?
>>16857095>I would legit prefer her to cancel than to force herself to sit in front of the PC for 2 hours as she drowsily navigates a game she doesn't enjoy..This, past few streams should just not have happened..
>>16857033i'm just worried about her
>>16857135nobody gives a fuck
She has been extremely low energy this entire week, I think she might be sick.
>>16857033I wasn't mad at her, obviously
Why did she not play something else? This game is just shit without VR
>>16857163i think she might be depressed
>>16857163the vegan sausage explanation is the most likely.
>>16857135Gura is a good one.
>>1685714153 percent of gura's audience is watching on their phones. this shouldn't be surprising.
>>16857135If you arent joking than switch to an indie 2 view you like.
>>16857095>>16857136It's not as though sitting in front of your computer is a physically demanding activity.
>>16857033I'm not mad at all, just very worried.
>>16857135Cancel it, and join Gura again you don't deserve your loyalty badge.
What was Gura reminded of that she said she wasn't going to talk about?
>>16857135Ame is the leader of the Good cause. She will stand as a bastion of what Hololive was meant to be as the others are corrupted.
>>16857183I feel like that should be pretty obvious to anyone who isnt autistic to the point they are non functional
>>16857227who said it was physically demanding?
tired voice is fucking sex.
>>16857275no it isn't it's fucking shit and low energy because it's been the same for every stream since disney
>oh shit...Loved that tiny swear
>>16857074Yeah. I want to see her play Hollow Knight if she's going to do a metroidvania. Or just do more horror games.
Why does Gura sound so fucking dead
>>16857026She got it months and months ago. And then her health gradually declined. I'm not joking or trolling, anyone who regularly watched her from the start can see where things started to change in her constitution.
>>16857342I just want her to be more into the game when she's streaming. At least she seems more into this one then the last 2
>>16857342It's the weed I gave her
>>16857349Go back retard
>>16857275I dont like it because shes been so out of it the last couple streams.
>old>2008Isn't she 9485 or something?
>>16857195I'm watching Gura on my big screen from my PS4. it's nice to kick back in bed, and watch her from my bed. i'm part of the 1% in this case.
shouldn't her parents do something? why is your daughter who has history of fainting living on her own
>>16857135Give it to money Mori
I missed the beginning of the stream? What did she say about her health? She sounds fine.
>>16857342we're all born into the grave
>>16857258>She will stand as a bastion of what Hololive was meant to be as the others are corrupted.>Ame known for keeping promises, am i rite?
>>16857342She's been spending too much time with Kronii
>>16857430she's woozy and if she uses VR then she will fall and hit her head
>>16857376>I TRUST THE SCIENCEGood goy.
>>16857430She woke up late and chose not to VR because she has a history of fainting.
>>16857420people with worse health problems live on their own. gura's parents would probably be happy with gura living with them but she's an adult who wants to live independently.
>>16857430Read the thread. This question has been asked and answered too many times already.
She's been eating styrofoam
>>16857376Aren't you due for another booster?
I don't know if I want to keep watching this. The last few streams Gura has sounded legit depressed and it's making me worried and anxious. I don't like seeing her like this
>>16857472Lol, seriously. People will believe any and all dumb rrats but when you mentioned vaccine, that's going too far.
>>16857349I've noticed this among many other v*xed chuubas too...this many reschedules and reports of malady were NOT common prior to ~mid 2021.
>>16857490her job is talking to a screen and she can barely handle that
>nut shot a dudeokay, never piss off Gura when she has a gun.
>ywn be shot by gura in the pelvisBros, why live?
LEAD YOUR SHOTS PLEASE
>>16857430She said she lives alone and so she's afraid of fainting while playing vr and hitting her head. She's been feeling woozy lately so she's afraid she might faint.
>>16857559It's honestly probably best if you take a break for a while. Most all of her streams are archived so you can look through the ones you miss and see if she improves. I'm personally taking a break and watching other girls who give me even a little of the happiness Gura used to give me. It's not healthy to keep watching if it's making you depressed.
>>16857511It's filling and low calorie.
she just having sex with me for 33 minutes why you so mean
>>16857406>>I'm watching Gura on my big screen from my PS4Same desu
>Shit diet>Shit Sleep schedule>GUYS IT HAS TO BE THE VAX
>>16857611That is just her aiming hight she is very small.
Her energy is improving a bit as it goes on. She was just sleepy shark.
>>16857642>I'm personally taking a break>still posting in /ggg/
This thread really just shows how many weren't here before 2021. This was basically what we got daily
please just announce a break and take a break, i just want you to feel better and not to stress yourself
Why did she think a puzzle game (of all genres) would be good for her when she's not feeling very good?
Being late is the best way to get dicks hard for Gura. It's an art.
Really enjoying her eye tracking right now
>>16857725Superhot is considered a puzzle game?
>Hulk HoganMALE MENTIONPANIC
3 games in a row that she hates while she is clearly out of it....Superchat reading cant come soon enough.
>>16857718Posting in /ggg/ =/= watching her stream
>>16857756it is, yeah, like that other FPS she played was a rhythm game.
WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?
Actually I bet this game would be good for teaching someone who's never played fps before
>>16857135Mumei or Fauna, they've been inclining lately
>>16857778>cares more about /vt/ than the chuubasounds about right
>quiet "fucking finally"my dick can only take so much
>>16857773Don't worry. She'll get frustrated in about 30 minutes and ragequit.
>>16857778You're taking a break from the wrong thing.
Took her a while to finally get to the bar.
>>16857689when it comes to watching Gura it's nice to be part of the console master race
Oh nyo, she hates the game.
>>16857832As a sapling I can confirm Fauna is great. Comfy streams, good sense of humor, decent at games, and willing to do longer streams.
>>16857896consoles are unironically great because you don't have to run windows
Gura sounds annoyed as fuck, I was looking forward to a nice stream :(
>>16857950>he thinks you have to run windows
>>16857778Goddamn. Even SEAshitters tough out the stream in 360p.
>your oshi>your home board
do you think gura loves and cares about us?she does, right?
10 minutes until superchats/zatsu
is tall gura acceptable?
>>16857994she doesn't love herself
>>16857832I'll vouch for Mumei as a /hoo/man. Her block game streams can be a bit dull, but her karaokes are great and she's got a great subtle humor. She takes some time, but I recommend it.
What are all those boys with the big "... bats" gonna do to her?
>>16857990This isn't /hlgg/, faggot
>>16857969Yea she has a lot more going on than shes willing to tell us and its kind of depressing she just doesnt bite the bullet and tell us and keeps streaming in this state of mind.
>>16857969Gura sounds annoyed as fuck. I'm enjoying a nice stream.
Shes said the same 3 words for 5 minutes now
>>16857990Why are you surveyposting in ggg?
>>16857778You're right, it's even worse for you.
Gura hates it...
Gura needs to learn to move away instead of standing there letting them beat her up.
Seriously, why can't she just announce a break? This is suffering.
>>16857406I see I'm with men of culture
man she fucking HATES this """"game""""
3rd day in a row she hates the game..
man, she really doesn't like this one
Gura would be a noisy lover.
>>16858033I hope she gets it off her chest next members chat
>2016 was six years agojesus christ
>>16858052i dualboot windows 10 and mint. windows is just for gaming.
>>16858116Maybe the problem is her attitude and not the games
>>16858109this game is good, it just involved two of gura's worst weaknesses: spacial awareness and time management
>>16858177yeah, I just like not even having a windows partition
>>16858162Time flies when you're a faggot.
>>16858186big if true
>don't lie in my chatI FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH
>>16857994She doesn't. We're just work to her.
>Sir this is the ladies room>Stares at urinals
>>16858215guess we're all flying faggots then
What game would you want to see her play?>in B4 she won't finish itJust answer the question
>>16858186its both, she's trying new games because she thinks it will cure her burnout, but really she'd be better off playing games she knows she likes, or just not streaming at all until she feels better
Maybe she shouldn't nap right before streaming
>>16858213fair, i tried proton but it's still too buggy. maybe after it gets better i'll try it again.
>>16858265the game of love (with me)
>>16858235what did chat say? I missed it again
>>16858265minecraft since she enjoys it
>>16858265Paper Mario but she wouldnt finish it anyways.
At this rate she's not going to have any fun with the ARK Collab
>>16858322any game is fun when you get good at it
>>16857950Well at least for me the reason consoles will always beat PC is because a controller in bed will always be better than a keyboard, and mouse in a chair at a desk, and at this point now that PS5 can hit a solid 60fps PC's 120+fps just seems like a dick measuring contest to justify playing 3-5 times the price.
>>16858322any game is good if you get good
>He was using a shotgun to shoot at me?!She's retarded
"Eat my knuckles, you stupid redman"- General Gawr Gura at the Battle of Wounded Knee
>>16857990damn, you almost got me
>>16856783Maybe if she ate some actual fucking food she would be in better health.
>>16858265Something she'd enjoy. I don't care what.
>>16858265I want her to fucking finish RDR2
>>16858265Something shit might enjoy: Helltaker since it is a rhythm puzzle game. Though I'd love that to be a full EN collab with each EN girl voicing a demon. (I can imagine Mori wanting to voice Justice.)Game she probably won't have as much fun with but I'd hope to see: For Honor.
>Shoots the shotgunGura...
>>16858390I just want her to be happy and healthy and this clearly aient it.
>>16858406Helltaker isn't shit
>>16858359you are a retard
I miss Disney Gura
>take a load of these ballsThat's getting clipped.
Maybe a nice vacation for Gura... She deserves and needs it. Maybe a nice resort by the ocean or a mountain cabin. fuck I'd love to do those things with her...
>shot the shotgun>My shotgun! Whoclassic Gura today fellas
>>16858265Literally the games she's dropped. She's dropped so many good ones, its insane.
My cute sharkwife loves potty humor
>>16858406>rhythm puzzle gameit's 100% puzzle game with one level that has slightly rhythmic action. it is in no way a rhythm game
It's a good game, but the shotgun sound they used sucks.
>>16858406it's a puzzle game and it's chock-full of not-loli'sgura would hate it
>>16858456That was just her blowing her final load
Protip: Gura's streams become much more fun and cute if you press the little "x" on the tab that says /ggg/, you're welcome, goodbye
>>16858445Helltaker is extremely shit and the only people who like it are faggot coomers who love fanfics
>>16858265I'm gonna list permissions-friendly only games>everhood>taiko>sekiro 2>omori
>>16858445Helltaker is shit
>>16858517This is true
>>16858517I'm not even watching the stream
>>1685835960hz gaming makes me want to chop my nuts off. I might consider a console when it can run new gen games at 144fps+. Until then, useless baby gaming machine.
she's getting the hang of it
>>16858517That might be true if she wasnt clearly suffering the last 3 days.
>>16858359I agree about 60fps, it's the point of "good enough" if you're not truly anal about framerates. When I write opengl programs/shaders I always cap the framerate to 60fps just because everything above is diminishing returns, and just because "60fps looks stuttery" after staring at 120 or something, keep in mind that 120 looks "sped up" until your eyes adapt to it, they can adapt in the reverse direction all the way down to 30fps.
>>16858265lol as I said she should have just switched games after deciding to not stream with VR, even Minecraft would have been fine. But no, now after 30 minutes she realizes how shit this game is without VR and asks what else she should play. This girl is a disaster right now
>>16858554best games for her areCrypt of the Necrodancerthe Zelda oneboth have perms. Korone played the Zelda one in full (and never once stuck to the rhythm)
>>16858265Has she tried NieR Replicant or Automata yet?
>>16858631>never onceYes, she did
>>16858593Higher than 60 fps gaming is a curse you should never expose yourself to. You could live a happy life at 60 fps but once you've experienced 120 you can't go back
>>16858402Same, I'm ok with gta though
>>16858631She wont like Necrodancer it has too many things going on and its pretty hard honestly.Its not really even a rhythm game.
>>16858690while you can play the entire game without following the rhythm at all, it's still TECHNICALLY a rhythm game.
>>16858675360hz and up is the future. Youre going to get left behind anon
>>16858721>>16858697lmfaoIs there anyone in hololive who could beat Rain World?Funnily enough I've seen some JP 2views who were able to do it
>>16858402that would be awful and I actually like that game
>>16858265What ever happened to Payday 2 or Sea of Thieves? I know she mentioned both several times in streams before
>>16858265Tales from the Borderlands
Wow this games hitboxes are complete dogshit compared to the vr version
I'd love more animal crossing from her. last one was kino but even just wandering around grabbing bugs and fossils would be fun with her.
She seems like she's having more fun. More awake + understanding how to play
Why the fuck doesn't Gura play more story driven shit anyway?Her gameplay is always dogshit, she hates most gameplay for any game, but you know what's popular and not stressful? Story driven games.Hit up some fucking Yakuzas or something, if she beat DMC3 she can beat those on normal easily.
what Gura needs is a Sponge Bob watchalong
>>16858757The payday collab the other day was fun, she should play with a few of the others
>>16858785this, but not just animal crossing. any game where she doesn't have to focus the entire time and has time to chat with us is the best type of game. i don't like the games she's doing recently where she doesn't chat with us at all.
>>16858785animal crossing is an amazing game for zatsudan
Gura got isekaid!
>>16858593Like I said dick measuring contest.
Take me back to August
>>16858785If she actually enjoys a game, she plays it off stream until she's tired of it, though.
2/5ths the way through the game it seems not counting secret levels.
Take me back to the start of January
>>16858825I honestly thought she was drunk, but yeah she is sounding more normal now. God she's fucking cute when she's sleepy, good god.
Holy fuck. Imagine sucking at the game where youre supposed to be an actual matrix god holy shit
>>16858785I have a feeling the animal crossing dlc wasn't enough to save the game for her.
>>16858924Yea I really dont understand the purpose of only playing games you dont like on stream.
comment readexcess dopamine achieved
>>16858885Maximum video game enjoyment and experience contest
>>16858757Sea of Thieves collab would probably be fun. It isn't too demanding and gives time for shenanigans.
>>16858953I don't understand why they didn't make it so that bullets on a path intersecting your hitbox have a different colour, could it really be that hard?
>>16858344She has mentioned wanting to get a Wii U, and has also mentioned wanting to play Mario & Luigi. She's limited to Superstar Saga or Partners in Time, but it would still be neat to see her play one of those.
>>16859030The game would be way too easy
>>16858593such a zoom zoom takeocarina of time still looks fine on original hardware
>>16859074Fuck, wrong image.
>>16859030what would even be the point of playing that
>>16859082On the contrary, they could put in harder scenarios if you could easily tell if far away bullets will hit you.
>>16859030the fuck do you mean? you already have timefreeze to analyze bullet trajectory. you need more handholding than that?
>>16858949Some people just sound drunk when they're really tired.
>>16859155never underestimate zoomer gamers. they unironically play games that reward you for being afk.
>>16859155It's annoying as fuck dying to a bullet you thought was an inch away from grazing your hitbox but actually wasn't
>>16859207universal paperclips stream when
>>16859207I would unironically watch her play an afk/clicker game and listen to her talk about random shit for hours
>>16859258Cookie clicker stream would be kino
>>16859115>He thinks zoomies have PCs that run games at 144fps
>>16859277Why would I spend the time gitting gud at an hourlong game?
>>16859306PC stands for Personal Cellphone, right?
>>16859238sounds like thats just your autism and you just need to git gud
>>16859302cookie clicker is shit, play a real idle game
>>16859190Yeah, plus not like she had time for a coffee or something, she must have just woke up, panicked and jumped straight on.
do they have blanket nintendo or specific? Luigi's Mansion 1 is on the switch....
Gura's so much more obedient than Kroniithat's hot
rrat: she fainted, hurt her back, and spent days in the hospital. Volunteering is a cover up.
My returning to alcoholism shark wife is so cute!
>>16859347>>16859277The game is easy as fuck, this change would let them be able to make it much harder if they wanted
>>16859446watch vods newbud. she first talked about volunteering liek a year ago.
>>16859115Dude please understand he needs to justify his $2,000+ PC that he had to suck 5 dicks to get a graphics card for by bashing a $500 console that price to performance out performs PCs.
>>16859485yeah i think i remembered a dream or something
>>16859493You just dont understand how far ahead Gura has thought for her excuses clearly.She is actually Lex Luthor
>>16859306but then why would people older than zoomies self-demand a standard much more stringent than what they grew up with and enjoyed?
>>16859258I would watch every stream of her fully maxing out an OSRS account.
>>16859480so it was just autism. i stand corrected then
>>16859350fuck you buddy i love cookie clicker
Should Gura stream random reaction content on twitch when she's having off nights like tonight?
>>16859666go spam your shithole site somewhere else
>>16859634And you were the one calling me a zoomer?
>>16859326so you dont whine over non existent problems like a retard
>>16859603Same that sounds awesome as fuck
>>16859666She should do that when she's in a good mood too. It's better content than playing games she doesn't like 100% of the time.
>>16859685yes i am calling you a zoomer
>>16859600we are only just getting back to the kind of performance that we had back in the day. Maybe not in terms of graphical fidelity, but in terms of immediate responsiveness, screen tearing, loading times, etc. It took us 15 years of shitty HDDs and flat panels to get to where we are now.
>FUCK short videosGURA??
she has a tiktok
>>16859666First I want her to go back to streaming normally and not in this terrible condition
yea shes depressed as fuck
>>16859760Zoomers are the ones who think wanting hard games is "autistic"
>>16859666fuck no but im fine with her changing shit last minute when she's not in the mood for whatever she has scheduledthis shit just feels like she's playing until she hits a time limit so she can stop
>>16859649Clicker Heros sends its regards
>jukebox of sound biteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MduM0SCXlqM
Bros she's schizophrenic
I'm ngl this depression arc Gura is going through is making me kinda horny.
>>16859807i am calling you a zoomer because you are whining over problems youre imagining yourself
>>16859666Nah, fuck twitch, and their nigger tranny faggot agenda.
>>16859830>the hero we don't deserve
doombros... we won
She's addicted to Tik tok
Fuck she's just randomly mumbling and shouting now
>>16859666>twitchLiterally kill yourself
Was that a jojo reference?
>i was talking to sirigura...
>>16859767don't most "smooth" games from that time period run at 60fps though?
Gura is so lonely...
Hopefully soon she'll finish a sentence she starts
>>16859997I wish she'd talk about what she sees more The Chinese spyware might start showing me the same things
>>16860006She's definitely drunk
>>16860079SHE NEEDS ME!
>>16860054For once, yes
>>16860087You zoomers have zero patience, god damn
How many times has Gura started to say something then trailed off and never gone back to it now?
>>16860054I did hear 3 notes of Bloody stream
>>16859666I mean all of EN should permanently move to twitch imo cause it's superior streaming platform
>>16860066I've had a 144hz monitor since 2013
>>16860181all time? hundreds, maybe thousands.
>>16860181Almost as many times as she's started a game and never gone back to it
>>16858359I dont know I feel less useless sitting in a chair than a couch
>>16860181>it's been a year and a half I'm never gonna learn
>>16860079>>16860121>some guy saves her from her lonlinessWould you any of you anons mind? I wouldn't personally, I just want her to be happy. She's too good a woman to be single, she should be breeding.
>>16860181It's a feature. Who the fuck is gonna count.
>>16860230that's not 15 years ago
>>16860188Exactly. YouTube doesnt even have a home page for streamers
She counted the six...
>>16860279IM GONNA DO IT, ILL SAVE HER
>>16860306Me what? I could take that response a couple different ways.
>>16860356That was funny
holo for this feel?
>>16860188Twitch culture is dogshit and they should absolutely stay away from it.
>>16860188name one thing twitch does better
>>16860279What's the catch? There has to be a reason why she's still alone.
Gura is super hot!
3/5ths through the game. Almost at the end.
>>16860244Well, I have a job that requires me to move heavy shit commonly so when I come home, and get the n bed to watch whatever, but hopefully a Gura stream I feel like I earned it. So in other words I can't relate.
>>16860188the software is fucking irrelevant. the site is overrun with the vilest fucking subhuman trash on the entire internet. i would rather die of fucking brain cancer than be around twitch retards.
>>16860396I assume she's probably at least a bit homely. Like a 6/10 tops.
>>16860279>some dude beats her for ghosting him.Nah, this is for the best.
>>16860396Severe antisocial behavior and social anxiety
>>16860389>tfw you cant save herbros...
>>16860393On twitch I dont have to watch the stream in a minimised view in order to see chat
>>16860396She refuses to open up to anyone and keeps everything to herself.
>>16860495Not saying it's a good idea in general but if she ever became friends with her fans then at least they would know what they're getting into
>>16860592>wanting to see chat
>>16860314I think towards the end of CRT monitors there was some really high refresh rate ones yea. I think 60 was probably fairly common for CRT refresh rates.
>>16860389Polka and Gura
>>16860592Yeah, Twitch is better with the player and chat features for sure
>>16860592Youtube has popout chat if you really want
>>16860490Even if she was really average, how could you not fall in love with her.
>>16860592Jesus christ, just tape a piece of paper with "OH NYO" "BOTTOM LEFT" and "GURA CUTE" to your fucking screen. Same thing.
>>16860495Assume it's a healthy relationship. Would you be happy for her then? The idea of her living a life never finding love pains me honestly.
>>16860490she's a qt>>16860601haha ouch
>>16860592if there was a button that killed a twitch user as its chat mesage scrolled by, i would drop cookie clicker and play that instead
>>16860702When everything is said and done I'll want nothing but happiness for her, even if it's not with me. For now though i'm gonna keep dreaming of being the one that brings her that happiness
>>16860592there's an extension called Livestream Theater for Youtube that you might like
>>16860601She's just like me!
she's actually schizophrenic dear god
She is so done with this game. I wish she would just be willing to switch games like other members are.
I wish it could be me. I want to save her. I would cherish her forever.
>>16860396It's because she is a shut in who does not develop relationships needed to have that kind of relationship. Just like 95% of us here. I mean I doubt many people here have had anything outside of an online gf who I'm sure at least 70% if them were guys in real life.Also she has said she gets mistaken for a child. Most normie guys would view that as a big turn off.
>>16860863She doesn't like any of the games she can switch to either. That's the problem.
yep this is the end >>16860790
>>16860863After deciding to not play it in VR she should have switched games already. Sometimes this woman just perplexes me
>>16860695You'd have to be able to get to know her though. She's so reclusive that no one can get that chance.
>>16860702>assume it's a healthy relationship.Only I can give her that.
Is ARK of all things seriously going to be the best stream of the week
>>16860892Her volunteering will get her out of the house and meeting new people with at least some shared interests she can talk to.
>>16860592Dude if it was on twitch it would be 95% emotes, and twitchfag speak. It would be nothing worth reading.
>>16860892I dated in highschool but wasn't' really looking for a relationship through college or after. I was pretty content with being alone in life until Gura came along. I've never met a girl that stands out to me like she does. she really is special
>>16860983That'll be Bully
>>16861001wait no fuck that
>>16860736>she's a qtThat makes it that much more a shame that she's single. I hope one of you SE US anons can find and save her one day, she deserves happiness.
Gura sounds so disinterested. lol.
>>168610863 days in a row baby
>>16861086That's because she isn't interested
I hope she quits the game and chats with us for a bit soon.. That's literally the only reason I'm watching rn
>>16861127Yeah I know what word mean
>>16860955She's a relatable shark.
>>16861086I have already finished my rant and I will post it immediately after the stream ends. I have to get this out of my system already.
>all the indie games Gura picked she fucking hated Ark and Bully will be the only good streams this week
>>16861165Same>>16861214Cant wait to copy paste it
>>16861029Assuming she can get it working. Bully is hard to get working on modern computers, and tends to crash a bit.
I'm kinda sad she doesn't seem to be enjoying it. I really liked SUPERHOT.
>>16861223>he thinks Bully will be goodThats pretty sad honestly....
I just want to hug her and let her cry it all out
>>16861223She didn't seem to hate Apotheon per se, it just didn't work out because it's unstable as fuck.
What the fuck is a "banister"
>>16861223she will like crypt of necromancer
>>16861282Sad, but fair.Fucking Rockstar and their ass PC ports.
>>16861306The double stairwell thing. Have you really never heard that word before?
>>16861296It will be, she'll actually have fun with it
>You will be able to raise your daughter to become just like Gura
>>16861282I wish she'd would play Rockstar games on console
>>16861165Probably the best part of her streams, apart from when she's actually enjoying the game she's streaming.
Shark's got a gun!
>>16861357>he doesnt know about Bully PC edition
>>16861347Nope never, am I retarded?
>>16861320I love that game. You are delusional.
>>16861306It's a fancy stair rail.
>>16861347To be more precise it's the handrail thing
>>16861385if you ever have to ask that, the answer is yes
GURA NEEDS MCDONALD'S TO CHEER HER UP
>>16861427No she's trying to go vegan again
is a part of the reason for you guys liking gura that you can see yourself in her, and that if you could saved her then you'd be saving yourself too?
>haven't gotten big M in a long time>eating vegan meat againGURA EAT REAL MEAT
>>16861395Trust the plan
Hasn't had mcdonalds in a long time. Now that's surprising but then she went back to that vegan burger.
>>16861320and it's hard capped at an hour and a half
>>16861320I love that game as well and the fact you think she will like it shows you know nothing about Gura.
>>16861441fuck you, you quinoa freak she needs a burger
>>16861320I was pretty sure she would hate crypt even before I knew she would be low energy this week, WAAY too complicated for her
>>16861363The world is counting on you, anon.
She doesn't get it, does she? That was actually a pretty clever joke
>>16861385If you're posting on 4chan asking instead of just using fucking Google, yes
>>16861395Why wouldn't she like it, though? It being rhythm-based is a plus for her. Pity she hasn't considered BPM.
She needs Jollibee! FLIPFAGS summoned
>>16861446>esl armchair psychologist
>>16861320She has no patience for games like that, Cadence of Hyrule would have been more her style if she wanted the rhythm aspect
>>16861446You know what, probably.
>>16861533Look at her playing this. The only part she'll like about it is the music that will quiet the tiktok demons.
>>16861544motherfuck landcrab bitch
>>16861581That was such a great stream
Wow that looks nasty
strongest race in the world
Gura loves meat on her face
I love putting deli meat on my face.
>>16861628I've heard the chicken is good?
i wanna put my "deli meat" on her face...
>>16861446Nothing wrong with me, I just love a shark. Is that so wrong?
Putting my deli meat on Gura's face!
>>16861628Do americans really?
>>16861533Pity you're so new
>>16861628The sauce looks like ketchup.
the fuck kind of face mask is she putting on? i've never worn one that feels like deli meat
Omg that yawn as so cute
>Oscar Mayer Fask Mask.Didn't know this existed until Gura mentioned it. What a weird timeline we're in.
>>16861693No not really
>>16861693This would never pass in America, knew it was some 3rd world shit before I even Google what Jollibee is
>>16861693no we dont that is a brit bong chain
The Hellman's/Best Foods regional difference always confuses me
>>16861446Nah, I don't need "saving" and neither does she, everyone can afford to improve their lifestyle to some degree but that isn't the same thing. She's just endearing, charismatic and surprisingly relatable considering she's a girl from another country about ten years younger than me.
>>16861446she's more charismatic than I am, but does a lot less for her physical health and seems to be a lot more reclusive outside of her online persona. she's both charming and concerning as hell sometimes
>>16861693That is Filipino
>>16861764>can't eat it afterwardswhat is even the point of this
>>16861446> and that if you could saved her then you'd be saving yourself too?Sort of? She's someone I could fall in love with, and in doing so that would save me. It's not the idea of being her savior that attracts me to her though.
>>16861806Jollibee is Filipino
>>16861579Nah, just because she's cute as ever loving fuck and she feels relatable to retarded fucks like us that congregate here.
I WANT GURA TO COVER ME WITH MAYONESA >IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>16861806that's Nandos>>16861861are ggg fans of TT oh my lord
>>16861806No it isn't there are like 5 of them in the whole of the UK
>Mayonnaise hair mask.People actually do this? I guess it goes well with cucumber slices on the eyes.
Jollibee is Brazilian you idiots
>>16860396it's because (you) haven't saved her yet
i wish Gura felt better and happier. She should really go to a doctor. I have a lot of chronic bullshit going on that I can't afford treatment for. Sometimes on really bad nights where I'm in a lot of pain, I fantasize and dream about having like $5000 that I could use to obtain proper diagnosis and treatment. That's literally what I do to cope with the pain. Meanwhile Gura makes thousands of dollars every stream but still won't go to the doctor. Go to the fucking doctor Gura. Why would you not go if you can afford to go.
>>16861968and there are 0 in the US so.....
kek she's so out of now she's starting to enjoy this
thinking about mayonnaise is making me sick
>Mayo to moisten the cunnyUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16862037she probably did and it didn't help. that's what happens every time i go to one.
>>16861806>>16861861You're thinking of Nando's, a South African fast food chain serving Portuguese food that's very popular in the UK
>>16862037Yea its pretty depressing honestly.
>Gura's head is still dentedoh nyo
>>16862045>and there are 0 in the US so.....There are 31 in the US, retard
Gura seems to be perking up a little
>>16862103>PortugueseWrong, it's Venezuelan
>>16861693Nah, looks more like a British thing if you ask me.
ZATSU TIME ZATSU TIME
Woo SC readings
>>16862164No it isn't.. Their logo is literally the Rooster of Barcelos
finally its over
Best part on the stream is coming
>>16862103Looks like the Peruvian fast food chain El Pollo Loco
>>16862103Well that looks like real food which is more than I can say for most US fast food
>>16861764Corporations have consolidated to the point that food corporations do cosmetics and biopharma. What a world.
>>16862189it's not british just because it has "jolly" in its name you nuthead
Oh thank god its over and we can chat with Gura.Please talk about what is going on with you Gura. I dont want to concern anymore
Game ended for superchats. Only had 8 more levels to go. I guess even she could finish the shortest game on her schedule.
Please just talk to us Gura
Nooooo, not this fucking BGM again
>>16862269ho ho ho jolly good joke mate but we all know it's british innit
>>16862189US has more locations than the UK, 31 to 6
>>16862103this looks good, fuck you I'm hungry now
Tuned in just at the right time let's fucking go
>>16862311Kept it short so she can get a refund
yes, holofes was the thing she was excited about
>>16862351Yeah it's not bad for fast food desu
>BrainfogGura needs ADHD meds...
>>16862447DYRBIBecause I really dont
Will she answer 2D or 3D?
>>16862346No it's not you plonker. what are you on?
She seems immediately happier now she's not playing the game lol
I can't wait to see her holo idol outfit
"live" yea that's not happening let's be honest.
>>16862491Thanks, I designed it. It's her birthday suit!
>>16862269I mean it just has that depressing feeling British food has, and the small serving size also gave me that feeling.
should i buy it???
Is it really worth dropping $45 just to watch Gura in the festival? I have literally zero interest in the rest of the people involved
>>16862094Nah, Gura is very likeable endearing person, with some therapy she would be so much better off, but not everyone want's to get help, misery can become comfortable in a weird way eventually.
>>16862478>not sure what she can saywelp
>>16862491Anon they arent getting 3d what makes you think they will get a 3d idol outfit?
>>16862478no way it's the official 3d... kiara would have spilled the beans by now.
>>16862562just watch the 'archive' after the fact
>>16862562NyoJust watch it for free
>>16862562You now what to do.
She needs to drink real milk no wonder she's so fragile
>was cleaning this persons houseDid she work for a personal cleaning service...
>>16862522I mean, all of their live concerts are pre-recorded
>cleaning someone's housemeido gura is real!
>>16862591Let me dream
Imagine Gura being your maid...
>>16862562watch it for free anon
>cleaning someone else's houseWAIT WHATthat's not a janitor what is this
>cleaning this person's house>white stuff at the top, yellow at the bottomuhhhh
>>16862640I know I'm just scared I won't be able to find a stream and I'll regret not being able to watch it live.. Plus $45 isn't much.. Idk
>>16862649>>16862657>>16862692How fucking new?
>>16862562waiting patiently for boxchad
>>16862562Just watch with us anon, someone 100% sure will make a cytube
>>16862732Could've been janny Gura.
>>16862692>>16862694really outing yourselves as newfags rn
>>16862649does she lather herself up soapland-style and slide her flat chest up and down the staircase banisters
>>16862732She has never said what kind of places she cleaned, just that she used to clean
>>16862732Do you really need to ask them? The new fags have been super open about being new fags recently.
>>16862692A cleaning lady, my condominiums hire a cleaning team when people move in and out.
I really hope she commits to a sustainable vegan lifestyle, her health will improve tenfold
She was a real meido oh my god
himalayan sulfur-rich black salt.
Vegan foods are literally killing Gura...
>>16862820It's encouraging how interested she is in vegan foods, we can hope veganbro
>>16862811>recentlythis place has been over run with tourists since the beginning
>>16862822Yeah, mine. Clean it up, sharkie.
>>16862885See you in court asshole!
Vegan food is LITERALLY KILLING Gura
>>16862885Do your archivereps
oh no she went vegan again that's what all this has been
Gura stop eating vegan food goddammit
>>16862924Vegan food is healthy, her lifestyle is not
Is she confusing Super Fes with Link Your Wish?
>>16862992vegan diets are suicide
>>16862820She is already lacking a lot of stuff in her diet I highly doubt cutting more stuff out will help her.
>>16862958always, even if I don't know what you're talking about
>>16862990>Gura stop eating vegan food goddammitYou think eating processed fast food is better..?
>>16862899Have you ever heard of a vegan shark? I don't think so. Waste of dubs.
I will eat twice as much meat to spite you vegan niggers
>thank you for being patienthaha, yeah, of course Gura...
>>16862929limited time please andastand
>>16863035I wish she'd go back to making soups.
>>16863026t. overweight loser
>>16863035It literally would be.
>>16862992>Vegan food is healthyShe was doing fine when she was eating real food, since she switched to vegan shit she started being all sickly. McDonalds would be a better option at this point.
>>16863035The vegan food she's eating is basically worse than processed fast food. It's barely even food.
>>16863040>Have you ever heard of a vegan shark?Like the tiburo hammerhead shark?
>>16862947a vegan diet can be very healthy if you actually learn a thing or two about nutrition. obviously just consuming food and supplements without knowing the nutritional benefits isn't going to be healthy (this is what most vegans get wrong).
>>16863035As if theres nothing inbetween you retard
containment breakers this is on you
>>16863178For her, there isn't
>>16863190>he thinks doomposting is from here
>understood doompostingShe'll do her thread reps later, therefore:Gura, I love you.
I'm a useless retard and I've never undercooked meat in my whole life, what is wrong with her
doomposting isn't just a 4chan thing
>le sekrit 4chan lingosyou faggots are sad
she's low energy because chemo is wrecking her.
>>16862992BS, that's why she's sounding depressed af lately, vegan diets suck ass.
Fuck you chris!!!
>>16863274Why are you here?
>I'm.... O-ooooookaaay? I'm alright...Gura please let me save you
"How are you today Gura?""I'm......okaaaay... I'm alright.. I'm alright..."
She took so long to say she was okay. I used to hate concerfags, but now I'm actually concerned.
Gura wants to be react streamer
Gura, veganism is a deadly eating disorder.
The meme stream was great, right?
Gura knows exactly what I want..
Here comes the salt
fine i'm sold whatever
Exactly, chilling and watching stuff with Gura sounds fun
Gura is an e-thot. What the fuck is this vegan diet doing to her brain?
>Chilling in the discordNo, Gura, it's supposed to be like watching dumb videos with your friends in real life...
How do we protect her smile?
>>16863403she doesn't know what that's like
>>16863410With our lives.
Gura really wants even more friends doesn't she....
>>16863403that's what real life is now
Gura is not OK, is she?