/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Never the it girl
>Never drew a dime
>Carried hard for 1 full year by kiara of all people
>Never had a signature moment
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
>Never had the balls to step out her Ironic Weeblet comfort zone even when management begged her to
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
>Is barely ever in the spotlight because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Takamori
>Only the 11th best member of Hololive EN
>Only the 62nd best member of Cover corp talents
>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
>Shit taste in anime
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
>Has a natural inability to talk like a human being
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being first to debut in the same gen as Gura
>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that holoEN should have been ten people

[Anonymous No.]

>Memories broken
>The truth goes unspoken
>I even forgotten my NAAAME

>I don't know the season
>or what is the reason
>I'm standing here holding my BLAAADE

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>>16795127
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
Now you're going too far.

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booty stank

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>>16795127
Cool but she's sexy and big titties tho.

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>>16795127
>always pissed for some reason.

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>>16795127
>Irys is avril lavigne
Ahh i miss the conspiracy vwetubershit board

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>>16795127
Still wanna hug Mori

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>>16795127
Agree with everything except the pink hair color bad.
This bitch doesn't belong to the great pink haired waifus out there

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>>16795127
>>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
That is completely Kino though.

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>>16795374
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
I now want an NTR doujin where a tsundere Calli finally works up the nerves to confess to Kiara only to find her succumbing to the tentacles. Last scene is Ina giving her a subtle smug look during a collab.

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kek what a bitch

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>>16795255
>A desolate place
>Without any trace

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>>16795127
retard

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>>16795127
It's a shame you presented this as bait, because a lot of these are genuinely true

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Mori shit is finally fizzing out eh?

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Mori Calliope was raped by an Austrian I'm the bone chilling winter of '20.

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>>16795127
FINNER
FINNER FINNER FINNER FINNER FINNER
*dimes*
FINNER FINNER FINNER FINNER FINNER
*dimes*

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>>16795255
I love you mgrposter

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>>16799628
Kek, what a boy!

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>>16795307

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>>16795307
>OP hates pink haired girls
Leave, NOW.

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>>16795127
I'm going to agree with this because this piss off t. cuckbeats

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>>16799401
You type like a faggot, though I will say in 11 days this debacle will most likely die down.

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>>16795127
Maybe. But I still can't help but find her entertaining.

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>>16795127
>>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
No one disrespects my hime like that

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>>16802616
kek

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letting someone live this rent-free in your autistic mind is quite the delicacy indeed. stay mad autist. she didn't do anything wrong and rightfully called you an incel in front of everyone

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the Mori Antis out in full force?

What did I miss?

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>>16795127
KWAB

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Now make it rhyme and put it in a diss track

[Anonymous No.]

But how does she feel about her following in the gay community?

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>>16796657
>>16796657
>It's only the cold wind I feel
>It's me that I spite
>As I stand up and fight

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>>16795127
trying too hard

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>>16804710
>The only thing I know for real
>THERE
>WILL
>BE
>BLOOD

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>>16795127
She has neat hair physics I just wish they weren't wasted on her.

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>>16804644
She's probably uncomfortable being that she's most likely straight

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>>16804245
>deadbraps refer to the rest of hololive as calli's "extended universe"
Gee I wonder why

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>>16804245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXh0xBaItcc

TLDR:
>connorcarelessly made a comment about hololive and didn't think about how it sounds out of context
>a schizo told calli not to be friends with conor because of this via a super chat on a membership stream
>Calli told this person that her and connor talked about it in private (like an adult) and that he said he was sorry to the en members
>Calli said she's going to continue being his friend because fuck cancel culture
>schizo goes full incel and shits up the entire board

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>>16805406
Nice head canon, except there’s lots of people sick of her shit, even her fans. Just look at her comment section

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>>16807343
>there’s lots of people sick of her shit
Nice headcanon

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>>16795127

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>>16807582
epic diss bruh fr fr no cap straight bussin

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>>16795127
>>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate

kek

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>>16795127
>Only the 11th best member of Hololive EN

I'm sorry I hate her too but this is just false. Sana is worse by almost every objective measure.

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>>16799401
has mori stopped destroying holoEN? well, there's your answer

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>>16804070
t. NTR enjoyer

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>>16795127
You forgot

>has to break kayfabe to be relevant

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>>16795127
bitching a lot about nothing I see

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quick rundown?

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>>16805406
>cuckbeat headcannon

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>>16810565
>>16810763

Well, Calli and I aren't dating, Nor am I watching her have sex with anyone, so...no not really. You should probably look up what a cuck actually means before saying it left and right like a 12-year-old trying way too hard to be edgy.

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>>16810856
cmon bro, don't let them kink shame you! it's perfectly normal

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>>16810954
I kinda wonder if they're the ones who actually have an NTR kink seeing as they were the ones who brought it up out of nowhere

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>>16795127

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>>16795255
https://streamable.com/sq95jz

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the way she handle it was stupid and unprofessional. Glad I dropped her realising how shit her personality is.
Gave her "music" a listened and jesus fuck I feel bad for this generation.

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>>16805406
TT constantly shittalks Hololive and Mori capes for them. She is a shitty toxic person who actively facilitates the mistreatment of her coworkers for her shitty crackhead boyfriends.

She was already a lazy drain on everyone else, bringing nothing to collabs and streaming the bare minimum, but now she's become a detriment to the brand.

She has to go. It's not like she cares about Hololive anyway. If she thinks she can be famous without Hololive propping her up she's free to go prove it.

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>>16811192
In another thread somebody called it electro swing for theater kids

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>>16811200
More like constantly shit talks people like (You) who try too hard to ruin people livelihood over literally nothing instead of actually doing anything worthwhile in your life.

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>>16811117
>and then one day, for no reason at all, I was called a cuck

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>>16811387
Nene vi Britania commands you!
Continue living the based life!

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>>16812221
Right away my wife!

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>>16810856
>he thinks 2016ers can speak english
Remember when and where you are, anon.

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>>16795127
I don't really care about wtv drama she's in at the drama but she has always been the only vtuber to make me painfully cringe whenever she opens her mouth. I would rather be caught by my relatives watching porn than a calli stream. She is peak "fat white woman wigger trying to sound anime and be cool to those weird weeeb kids so they give me money or whatever"

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>>16810179
No.
>Better zatsudan game
>Huge difference on art. Sana is a pro while Mori does her shit quickly.
Mori still below Sana.

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>>16813701
Sana is lazier (its shocking that this is possible) and she's australian.

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>>16813851
Only the lazy part is a bad thing.
>He doesn't like the shitposter's accent.

[Anonymous No.]

But she pooped on stream. That's like +1000 vtuber bux

[Anonymous No.]

>another top earner forced to graduate
kson collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16811200
so true

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>>16795127
I have only 2 problems with your list
>Pink hair is good
>I've never drawn a dime either, or any coinage for that matter

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>>16795127
all of these are whatever but

>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase

is truly the worst thing she has ever done, ironic weebs are the destruction of your hobbies

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>>16795402
Maybe she isn't having a root everyday? Did /vt/ lie to me? Fucking dog cunts

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>>16813851
Haha nice one cunt! Almost got me cobba!

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>>16795127
meds

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>>16795127
>there are people in this thread who don’t know it’s another /pw/ meme
GOD.
DAMN IT

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>>16818021
>You now realize that Mori antis are Jim Cornette, while Mori is Kenny.

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>>16813851
Sana's Malaysian

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>>16795307
>>16799314
>>16799143
>>16799401
>>16800084
>>16800466
>>16802278
>>16802616
>>16802953
>>16804070
>>16804245
>>16804745
>>16805406
>>16807343
>>16807437
>>16807582
>>16807984
>>16810179
>>16810492
>>16810619
>>16810622
>>16810718
>>16810856
>>16810954
>>16811117
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>>16811192
>>16811200
>>16811387
>>16812831
>>16813537
>>16814388
>>16814502
>>16814616
>>16814790
>>16815910
>>16816006
>>16817894
it’s a fucking /pw/ copypasta you retards
it’s not serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>unironically uses the expression "booty stank" on stream
If cover had any respect for their fans she'd have graduated right there on the spot

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>>16818107
Then why doesn't she say lah after every sentence? Or was that Indonesia?

[Anonymous No.]

>makes schizos like (you) seethe
>gets to talk to multiple Vtubers while (You) cry your incel tiers
>respects the normal members of the V-tuber fandom while rightfully calling (You) a retard
how can one man be so based?

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>>16819443
Dude is playing his heel role pretty good, ngl. I assume it was Joey's role, but i guess he can't afford to take the heat. The problem with this script is that there is no one who can play face and turn it over, at least i can't see anyone.

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>>16820537
when your fighting a one-sided battle, not many people can stand up against such raw chad energy

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>>16819443
Uhh, i don't appreciate you making weird comments towards me. Neither do I the slurs...

Chat, ignore this guy, I don't associate with those 4chan weirdos, I swear.

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i can fix her

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>>16795127
based

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>>16819443
Connor pleas leave this board, Cali is probably waiting for you to pleas her.

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>>16795127
She is next level cucking her fans. Literal NTR.

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>>16805406
https://streamable.com/5a8uq2

Mori lied, people died.

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>>16804644
I need more AmeTori.

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>>16805406
Schizo CALMLY gave her an advice but mori got into full schizo rage mode lols

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>>16814388
I still masturbate to that.

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>>16804812
>SHED

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>>16804644
THE GAY COMMUNITY?!

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>>16826558
>sh-she lied guys I caught her! Kiara said he didn't talk to her, despite the fact that Kiara didn't know them and just said she didn't associate with them look! look! I'm not retarded!

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>>16826258
may wanna look up the definition of cucking autist-chama I don't think you're using it correctly

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>>16827122
>despite the fact that Kiara didn't know them
They were in DoKomi with Kiara, she knows them.

You forgot to post your wojak.

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>>16795127
>Never had a signature moment
I don't know making 2 views seethe with that one song was pretty funny.

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>>16827338
I think her signature is pooping on stream.

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>>16827304
I'll let someone else make those types of posts. I don't save that shit on my pc

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no! Males collabing with Holo EN girls. Another red superchat incoming soon.

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>>16827685
I don't get it?

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>>16805406
you missed the part where Connor lied about saying sorry to the EN members.

indirectly, Mori lied too.

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>>16828174
>bro he lied he didn't say shit to Kiara

I somehow doubt you care that much. you just need a reason to throw a cry baby fit over literally nothing. take your meds before you shit your pants

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>>16818107
nah she's not. she's clearly a Bogan

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>>16802616
>tfw you can't post "fucking hate this woman" pastas for the forseeable future without getting called whatever we end up calling the calli version of eggs (probably >t. Deadbeats)

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>>16804644
>ame points a D50 at you
>"who was in Paris anon?"

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>you missed the part where Connor lied about saying sorry to the EN members.
>indirectly, Mori lied too.

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>>16807674
straight bussin on a stack no cap ay cuz

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>>16828831
ah, good shit anon. your my designated wojack guy

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>cuckjannies with damage control

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>>16800057
Kek. Sauce?

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>>16827962
I think they're trying to draw mum

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>>16826798
Unironically, I really did masturbate to that and I probably will again.

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one of the best threads in the board right now

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based bump

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>>16811192
she's a bit childish sometimes, confusing stupidity for bravery.
I find that interesting tho, it fits well with her personas.

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All the people hating on Connor,
I pull out my Sycthe and you’re a goner
You think I’ll let this fly?
Shut the fuck up KUDASAI!

Truth is deadbeats, I applied as a joke
Woulda quit, but was fucking broke!
Now that I’m here, might as well milk you dry
Arigato paypigs, GOMENASAI!

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>>16795127
kek

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Mori...

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This anti shit is exhausting. Do something better with your life?

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I like to think that the guy doing these is an edgy mumble rapper who used to admire mori until this jab

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>>16795127
KWAB

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>>16795127
>SO ME AND BRUCE PRICHARD ARE SITTIN THERE GOIN OVER THE NEXT STREAM WHEN THAT FUCKIN DUMB FUCK VINCE RUSSO, AND HELLO VINCE, BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FUCK YOU BYE, THAT FUCKIN RUSSO COMES IN AND TELLS VINCE HE WANTS TO HAVE MORI TURN HEEL ON THE UNICORNS.
*sips Sprite*
I LOOK AT RUSSO AND REMEMBER FOLKS AT THIS TIME I WAS STILL TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THAT NEW YORK ILLITERATE FUCKIN HUMAN TURD, AND I SAID WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE MORI TURN HEEL? ITS ONLT BEEN A SHORT SINCE SHE TURNED FACE AFTER HER "5% CHICKENSHIT HEEL" GIMMICK. AND WE ALREADY HAD TWO MANY HEELS AT THIS POINT WITH NIJISANJI AND VSHOJO STABLES!
*ahem*
ANYWAYS, THIS DUMB FUCKIN FUCKIN FUCK RUSSO, HE SAYS "WELL BRO, YOU SEE BRO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE MORI SHOOT ON THE UNICORNS, CAUSE ALL THIS IDOL BULLSHIT IS A WORK ANYWAY " I SAID FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT DON'T MATTER, THIS IS STILL REAL TO THE GACHIKOIS, THEY'RE GONNA BE FUCKIN HOT AT MORI AND WE'RE TRYIN TO PUSH EN AS THE NEW FUCKIN BABYFACE STABLE. THIS STUPID FUCKIN NEW YORK TRASHTALKWACHIN FUCKIN IDIOT RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKIN ANGLE AND EXPOSED THE WHOLE FUCKIN BUSINESS BY HAVIN MORI TURN ON THE UNICORNS AND HAVING HER SUCK CONNOR LIVE ON STREAM. JUST LIKE THAT LYIN FAT FUCK HEYMAN DID IN ECW, AND I GOT NOTHIN BUT RESPECT FOR PAUL BUT HE'S A FAT FUCK.
*cough*
SO MORI GOT BURIED WITH ANGRY AKASUPAS AND SPERGED OUT AT THE FANS EVEN MORE, CONOR NOW IS THE TOP HEEL BUT HE IS IN ANOTHER FUCKIN PROMOTION, EN IS ONCE AGAIN IS BURIED AND NOW RUSSO PUSHING THE HOMOSTARS.
FUCK YOU, VINCE!

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>>16795255
FPBP

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>>16795127
lol

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>>16827122
If she doesn't know them isn't that confirmation that Connor didn't apologize to her regardless?

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>>16795255
This was funniest thing I've seen posted on here all day.

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>>16818021
So many replies of fags who don’t know calling op an anti.
lel

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>>16795127
truly the kevin nash of hololive

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>>16805406
>The people spamming this are fagmenco's discord
wow this is even sadder

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>>16805406
www

[Anonymous No.]

sugoi

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>>16860774
based

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>>16795255
>>16804710
>>16804812
>>16826940
Based

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>>16795127
I like her room mate
but I dont like calli as a vtuber, something seems wrong, she is the kind of girl that should be doing cooler things, but since she is in hololive theres a story line forced onto her and she must follow the script word by word

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>>16811184
based

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>>16840163
based /asp/ie

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>>16811192
>Gave her "music" a listened
no-one cares esl

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>>16805406
So what did Connor actually say about Hololive. I'm curious

t. KFP who is confused about the whole situation

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can someone give me a QRD? i literally didnt pay attention to mori for a week and now there's rumors of a graduation??????????????

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>>16866515
He worded it badly but said something about how being in hololive is guaranteed success regardless of talent and dramafags decided to interpret it as him calling all of them talentless.

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>>16866715
She shilled Connor from TT hard both on Twitter and Twitch (50 gift subs) on her Mori account not her personal one so some brave shit flingers sent her super chats one specifically saying "Money to buy Connor more condoms" Well she sperged out said she was going to start giving the money from superchats like that to the people they mentioned. She later back peddled on this either because Cover made her or the dick blind dropped and she realized how retarded it was. TT but specifically Connor has had a history of shit talking Hololive and Mori has covered for him by lying (Got caught doing it too) or simple ignoring it
>Tl;dr: Shes a dumb slut.

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>>16818021
Marks are truly the worst...

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>>16818021
I recognized it because I'd seen the /ovg/ modified version before.

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>>16795127
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
This one is my favorite

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>>16805406
hi Calli

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There sure are a lot of threadreaders and clipfaggots in this thread.

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>>16867154
Now hold on, I was told the subs were AFTER the schizochats which is what prompted such action in the first place? I'm guessing the real issue is prompted from the fact that TT has a history of shitting on holo and she just ran with it?

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>>16868562
all chats from /vt/are schizochats. Don't kid (you)rself. It is pretty amusing how much connor has made the unicorns seethe and now he's some kind of mythical sex god fucking and corrupting half of all the vtubers mentioned on this board except ironmouse because she's explode outside of her isolation bubble.

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>>16847860
You knew from the start she wasn't the chastity type of girl.

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>>16868562
I saw someone else say
1:People get renewed interest in connor's old holo shit talking
2:people bring it up
3:Mori goes defensive formation, says connor apologized to everyone "individually", I'm unclear on the rest of the sentence, but every explanation I've seen includes the word individually.
4:Kiara, in a completely unrelated stream, for entirely different reasons says she's never spoken to anyone in TT.
5:People get mad a Mori, say she lied
6:cue Mori's "Condom Incident" (Patent pending)
7:says she'll send it and all hate chats to the person they're hating on, in a le epik pwn as is come to be expected of Mori lately.
8:starts a Twitch channel "for guerilla collabs", sends the condom money to Connor.
8:rolls it back, either because management reminded her she's on their leash, she realized they'd use it to bait the shit out of her and cost her cash, or realized she just sent the condom money to Connor and is therefore retarded. Says she'll still do it but in a different account. (unclear is management nipped this too)
You are now up to date. Again, I'm no expert on this, but am enjoying reading everyone's rrats as well as the eternal screaming of the deadbeats.

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>>16870176
Shit wait, not individually, PERSONALLY. That's the one.

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>>16870176
I think it gets lost around here that “condom for Connor” was the second Connor supa, from JK. The original supa that got Mori mad and prompted the rule change was from a members stream just before.

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>calli will never buy you a condom using cuckbeat's money
not gonna make it bros...

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>>16870176
Oh, and Mori sent the twitch subs after the first supa and before the condom supa. I don’t know when Mori asked for a twitch channel but it may have only been made in the first place to gift those subs out of spite. Don’t quote me on that.

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>>16804245
Something something Connor something something trash taste something something final yab.

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>>16795127
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)

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>>16840163
FUCK THIS COMPANY

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>>16795127
meds

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>>16804245
Trash taste is drama baiting for clicks with the reddit dragon. They never thought it would happen to them lol.

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>>16849746
just checked archive, i found that posted twice, and its actually the first one lol

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>>16865066
No she doesn't, no one else does this shit. The problem is she thinks she needs to.

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watching the same 40 schitzos melt down over her has been the best part of this drama.

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>>16877432
I'd say the fanboys in denial and their mental gymnastics are the things rocking my boat