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16758175 No.16758175 [Reply] [Original]

SO I GO TO RANDOM VTUBER STREAM
>What?
JAPANESE VTUBER
>What?
NOT FROM HOLOLIVE
>What?
SHE PLAY MINECRAFT
>What?
I SEE SHEEP
>What?
I TYPE WATAME
>What?
I SEE DOG
>What?
I TYPE KORONE
>What?
I SEE CAT
>What?
I TYPE OKAYU
>What?
I SEE CHICKEN
>What?
I TYPE SUBARU
>What?
I SEE RABBIT
>What?
I TYPE PEKORA
>What?
AND I SEE SOMETHING FISHY
>What?
I SEE SOMETHING THAT STINKS
>What?
I SEE SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT
>What?
I SEE A BUNCHA PEOPLE TYPE JAPANESE WITH ANGRY EMOTE
>What?
I SEE THE VTUBER SAYING SOMETHING IN JAPANESE WITH ANGRY TONE
>What?
STONE COLD SMELLS A GODDAMN RRAT
>What?
I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND JAPANESE
>What?
SO I TYPE LOL IN THE CHAT
>What?
I TYPE LMAO IN RED SUPERCHAT
>What?
I HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON
>What?
I JOIN HER MEMBERSHIP
>What?
AND TYPE SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE NEXT STREAM

AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINEEEEEEEEEEE
BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

>> No.16758202

>>16758175
Kek my side!

>> No.16758222

Lamy stop drinking please, you should be speening and stunning people with your attacks.

>> No.16758242

>>16758175
I don't get the reference.

>> No.16758380
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16758380

>>16758175
Why don't you shut up, Steve?

>> No.16758422

>>16758175
Based

>> No.16758444

>>16758175
aww hell yeah

>> No.16758500

>>16758222
DRINK SAKE
RAISE SOME YABS
BEAT BOTAN
OH HELL YEAH

>> No.16759373

>>16758175
OP had /become/ Lamy. No one can save her.

>> No.16762932

>>16758175
Kek holy shit

>> No.16763457
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16763457

>>16758175
Good post.

>> No.16765351

>>16758175
And that's the bottom line cause anonchama said so

>> No.16769102

>>16758175
not funny

>> No.16769112

>>16758175
based

>> No.16769142

>>16758175
LOL LMAO

>> No.16769240

>>16758175
cringekino

>> No.16769287

>>16758175
lol

>> No.16769425

>>16758175
Top kek

Captcha: WOJAX

>> No.16769899

>>16758175
t. the chad keeping the hobby alive for us all

>> No.16770455
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16770455

>>16758175
I SEE A RAPE VICTIM
>What?

>> No.16772822
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16772822

>>16758175

>> No.16773074

>>16758175
mint

>> No.16775084
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16775084

>>16758175
Based and stunner-pilled
So what would Chuuba 3:16 say?

>> No.16775145

>>16775084
CHUUBA 3:16 SAYS I JUST STREAMED MINECRAFT

>> No.16775197

>>16758175
I'm laughing so hard, hahahaha.

>> No.16777757

>>16775084
MIKO 3:16 SAYS I JUST RAPED YOUR ASS

>> No.16777820

>>16777757
this one.

>> No.16778095

>>16770455
KWAB

>> No.16778245
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16778245

>Open vtuber's stream
>She said peko-peko
>Some idiot in the chat writes about Pekora

>> No.16778284
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>>16758175
Is this some mutt joke that I cant possibly understand no matter how hard I try?

>> No.16778363

>>16758175
incredible post holy shit

>> No.16778744

>>16758242
some /pw/ and /vt/ memes blended together

>> No.16778895
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16778895

>>16778284

>> No.16778919
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>>16758175
Thanks OP. This was the perfect thread I needed to transition from watching chuuba clips to watching the current episode of Reliving the War on fantastic youtube channel Wrestling Bios.

>> No.16779041

Half of AEW is watching Holos right now

>> No.16779069

>>16778919
dangerous image

>> No.16781928

>>16779041
I don't believe

>> No.16782371

Based thread brother
HH

>> No.16782675

DRINK BEER
WATCH SOME VTUBERS
I BEAT DEBRA

>> No.16783007

based

>> No.16783567

>>16758175
Made my fucking day, fuck.
Thank you Anon

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16788041

>>16758175
BEAT BOTAN
>What?
OH HELL YEAH

>> No.16789394

>>16758175
GOT DAMN HE’S CUTTIN’ A PROMO IN /vt/!
BY GOD

>> No.16789510
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16789510

>>16758175
I'M MORE OGEY THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT!

>> No.16789792

>>16770455
KEK WHAT A PEKO

>> No.16790151
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16790151

CALLI

>> No.16791225
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16791225

>What?
I SEE CHICKEN
>What?
I TYPE SUBARU
Is this chicken?

>> No.16791429

Is it true that Jon Moxley is Dean Ambrose reincarnated? They sound really similar, but his personality's a little different so I'm not sure.

>> No.16791453
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16791453

Superchatter, as you sit there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I take your Superchat money and give it to Connor in 3 days, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

>> No.16791929

>>16791453
>Maybe I'll take the Hololive Championship to Nijisanji. Hell, maybe I'll take it to Vshojo! Hi Projekt Melody, how ya doing?

>> No.16792056

>>16791453
>>16791929
cm punk anons I kneel
we're past the 10 year mark of this happening aren't we

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16792106

>>16781928
Probably not that high but probably higher than people expect it to be. It was on meme review after all.

>> No.16792114

>>16790151
GIVE IT TO ME
GIVE IT TO THE CALLIOPEOPLE

>> No.16792235

>>16792106
Is that a fucking Vulkan fig I see over there, brother?

>> No.16792261

>>16792056
June 27, 2011. Over five years before Kizuna Ai coined the term "Virtual Youtuber".

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16792799

>>16791429
>newfags weren't there when Jon was 2 viewing in cow pastures for light tube money

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16793264

>>16758175
SO I STARTED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL
>What?
IT'S A VTUBING CHANNEL
>What?
BUT I AIN'T GUNNA READ THE TOS
>What?
I SAID I AIN'T READING IT
>What?
I'M SINGING COPYRIGHTED MUSIC
>What?
I'M WATCHING COPYRIGHTED CONTENT WITH NO DAMN WATCHALONG
>What?
MY GODDAMN OSHIMARK IS A BEER
>What?
AND IF SUSAN DON'T LIKE IT
SHE CAN KISS MY ASS

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
BECAUSE STONE COLD ch. SAID SO

>> No.16793354

>>16793264
>BECAUSE STONE COLD ch. SAID SO
i lost it

>> No.16793554
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16793554

>>16791929
I'm the best. I'M THE BEST. But there's one thing you're better at. And that's kissing corpo's ass. You're as good at kissing corpo's ass as my Genmates are. I dunno if you're as good as Fubuki though, she's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
I am the realest vtuber in the world. I've been the realest ever since day 1 when I walked into this idol company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because my deadbeats saw something else in me that nobody else wanted to admit.
That's right, most of my deadbeats are casual fans. You know who else had casual fans? That's right, Coco. She split, now I'm gonna split. The only difference between me and Coco is I'm going to leave shitting on all my fans on the way out. I've grabbed so many of Mr. Yagoo's imaginary brass rings that it dawned on me, that this whole thing is imaginary. The only thing that's real is ME, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost a year, I proved to everybody in the hololive sphere that I am giving 5%, during Superchat readings, during gameplay, EVEN DURING COLLABS. NOBODY IS AS 5% AS ME.

>> No.16793661

>>16789792
>92
OH NO NO NO
WOLFXIRS, NOT LIKE THIS

>> No.16794061

>>16793554
FUCKING KEK, AMAZING

>> No.16794200

>>16758175
Best thread I read today. Thanks OP

>> No.16794844

>>16789792
>92
KWAB

>> No.16795176

>>16770455
>OW MY FUCKING STREAM

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16795331

>>16789792
>92

>> No.16796666
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16796666

CERO
INGLES

>> No.16796889

>>16789792
Kevin Nash seal of approval

>> No.16796949
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Based thread. bros.

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>>16789792
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG.

>> No.16797101

>>16778744
Ah so you’re autistic

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>> No.16797781

Why do you watch wrestling over UFC?

>> No.16797950
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>> No.16797973

>>16797781
Because I want goofy bullshit that doesn't take itself too seriously. I like the outlandishly dumb storylines that either have a little bit of mysticism in them or the stupid fueds over the dumbest shit. UFC is just an actual sport and I don't really care about 2 men grappling each other if there isn't some stupid soap drama behind it.

>> No.16798095

>>16797781
/heem/ thread on /sp/ was just exposed on how fake they are three weeks ago. I'd rather watch wrestling over that crap.

>> No.16798249 [DELETED] 

>>16797973
>>16797973
This. Wrestling routinely tops the cable charts in America, too. As TV continues to die, Wrestling keeps dominating the TV industry.

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>>16797973
This. Wrestling routinely tops the cable charts in America, too. As TV continues to die, Wrestling keeps dominating the TV industry.

>> No.16798394

>>16797781
UFC is entertaining like 30% of the time and the rest is just watching sweaty naked guys hug each other

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>>16797781

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>>16758175
Who's the Michaels? Who's the Jannetty?

>> No.16798555

>>16791453
>>16791929
Kek my side!!!!
This the best thread we have in a while

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>>16798558
Sakura Michaels is the undisputed chad of the group. Bottom tier is definitely Azki/RBC.

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>>16798763
>Chad of the group isn't Suisei

>> No.16799084

>>16798558
>Sora, Miko, Suisei
The rare triple Michaels

>> No.16799260

>>16758380
Big Bible AJ gotta bring the fear of god into the vtuber scene

>> No.16799277

>>16796666
(un)holy quads

>> No.16799285

I haven't watched wrasslin in years but things just kinda match huh
stone cold is back?

>> No.16799365

I can't wait until WWE capitalizes on the chuuba boom by debuting a Wrestler chuuba in 2074.

>> No.16799364

>>16799285
He just has a podcast...

>> No.16799459

>>16758175
Best thread this month.

>> No.16799553

>>16799285
>spoiler
Anon... dude is almost 60 yrs old...
Also modern wrestling is complete garbage, don't even bother, stick with chuubas

>> No.16799673

>>16799365
>Imagine a virtual McMahon making a comeback as the new villain

>> No.16799729

>>16799553
i dunno man, flair was a civil war veteran and kept going

>> No.16799797

>>16799729
Only thing that stopped him is the one thing that will come for us all eventually, being cancelled.

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16799902

IF YOU WANNA SEE OL' STONE COLD SEND A $500 SUPERCHAT TO A CUTE 2VIEW GIMME A HELL YEAH

>> No.16799987

>>16799902
WHAT

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16800899

Us goofies love wrestling.

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...

>> No.16804215

>>16803884
amazing

>> No.16807050

>>16803884
Based

>> No.16808182

>>16803884
Pekora, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Best Idol Award, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Usada. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the company.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing YAGOO’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing YAGOO’s ass as Sora was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Suisei though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the kayfabe!

[Kiara waves to the camera]

I am the best vtuber in the world.

I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because KFP saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a KFP gal. You know who else was a KFP? Pomu Rainpuff. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Pomu is I’m going to leave with the Best Idol Award.

I’ve grabbed so many of YAGOO’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary, just like your oshi. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, behind this screen, even in collabs! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in HoloGra. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of IdolMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be!

>> No.16808601

>>16797781
wrestling packages way more entertainment value, it gives you drama, comedy, hype, plot, efects, music...etc
UFC gives you genuine competition, but only that

>> No.16812502

>>16803884
>>16808182
holy finna based

>> No.16812693

>>16803884
damn I wish she would see this

>> No.16813113

>>16791929
>Yeah, that's right, i'm a Melody guy

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>>16758175
after 53 boring lines.. the Rock says KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

>> No.16814885

>>16813278
Why are rockbuds like this?

>> No.16817128

>>16758175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFHejMa6zw
What's the vtuber equivalent of this

>> No.16817172

>>16797781
I don't want to watch two sweaty fags hug each other for 25 minutes

>> No.16817500
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>>16758175
WHO IN THE BLUE HELL IS POMU?

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>SHE'S FAT
Who did he mean by this?

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>>16818082
Moona

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>TOWA! GET THE DESK-KUN!!!

>> No.16819569

>>16758175
based

>> No.16820275

>>16797781
I watch both and apart from the main cards UFC is vanilla as fuck compared to other promotions

>> No.16820870

I don't watch wrestling but this thread is better than le mori bad connor bad (shit gets boring)

>> No.16821087

>>16791225
No. It's not a duck either, for that matter.

>> No.16821332

>>16797781
Every fighter in the UFC is a complete charisma void. Their "trash talk" is entertaining only to actual retards. There's no point in watching sports if you have no one to cheer for.

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>>16797781
Because they won't let CM Punk fight anymore.

>> No.16823900

>>16822699
What drugs do the fighter use?

>> No.16825163

>>16822699
Lucky for him

>> No.16825226

SO I SEE A COMET
>WHAT?
STELLAR STELLAR
>WHAT?

>> No.16825330

>>16797781
UFC is for sissies, watch Bellator instead.

>> No.16825836

>>16825163
But he wants to fight. He's still sending his piss to USADA.

>> No.16825976

>>16825836
Might as well piss in his own mouth for all the good that's going to do.

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>>16825836
>USADA

>> No.16828897

>>16758175
What?

>> No.16829514

>>16792106
>Botchasaurus

>> No.16829575

>>16799553
Sting is over 60 years old and he just jumped off the stage to put someone through a table last Wednesday.

>> No.16829768

>>16779041
We should put a height requisite to watch holo then.

>> No.16829832

>>16789792
IN THE SUMMER OF 22 PEKO WAS RAPED BY SEVEN BLACK MIKOS WHO I WILL NOW REFER TO AS "BATTLERS"

>> No.16829943

>>16797781
>Why do you watch entertainment over gay porn

>> No.16829958

>>16829575
sting is immortal

>> No.16829995

>>16799260
THE VTUBER COMMUNITY???

>> No.16832032

Only good post on /vt/ right now.

>> No.16832581

>>16829832
Blacklers...

>> No.16836651

>>16758175
funny af

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