/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Fauna Formula

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MbCswu-Uh8
Research 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMQNEFr9wNs

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (saki is a pretty good anime) (watch it if you like cute girls and mahjong) (ogey) (embed)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous thread: >>16614984

[Anonymous No.]

towa

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh i gotta shit

[Anonymous No.]

market doko

[Anonymous No.]

honk pls fix

[Anonymous No.]

Ever just think to yourself wow no matter how cute that girl is, she's still human so she's gotta have a smelly butthole full of shit?

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>>16654983
that applies only to 3d girls, anon

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>>16654983
why do you have to turn it into scat, why cant it just be a fujo behind the screen whos got bags under her eyes slightly chubby with unbrushed unwashed hair with smelly armpits and a slightly chubby belly to pinch
P E R F E C T I O N

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>>16654983
imagine sucking on her hair like it's an elongated tit

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Hello

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>>16655178
Please come back i miss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655178
HIe!

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>>16655178
You have a smelly ass

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>>16655147
>why do you have to turn it into scat
>>16653694
>>16653705
>>16655231
where do you think you are?

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>>16655303
why'd you tag the towa post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655196
uhhhh one day?
>>16655210
hie!
>>16655231
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655345
I miss you so much please i need you to come back

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>>16655178
Hello.

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>>16655362
ill consider it
>>16655408
hello!

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>>16655408
I wonder if the anon who started a rushia folder because of all the rushia posting is still here

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>>16654983
Smiles! I uninstalled apex!

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>>16655735
I think you might be replying to a wrong person but thats awesome PH why though

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>>16655735
Too skinny

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>>16655735
Wow I'm retarded, how did I manage to reply to the completely wrong post like that?
Fuck I need some coffee

[Anonymous No.]

Taxes doko

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the jeb abayo gets plastic nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655783
Played like 6 matches last night, realized that I don't enjoy the game, and decided to stop gaslighting myself into thinking apex is for me.

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>>16655960
based, dont play the game if its not fun I am also on a break rn cause the current split is just not fun at all (i dont like worlds edge), and besides, i hit diamond this season so a divetrail is guaranteed

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>>16655607

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Honk, the market is open now, but the issue persists, the taxes are still flat, as in, they don't increase with multicoin count.

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>>16656099
I fucking love this guy

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>>16656099
>cunny buy
>sell loli

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>>16656099
>cypher gf
>mad bibi man
>retard stop data
>sell loli
>cunny buy
>hat oshi
>million roboco
>koronesuki retarded
>money cute

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>>16656099
>multicoin kenzoku better
>buy towa
>towa post
>towa lot love
>towa cute
I love Towa

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>>16656099
>>16656181
>cypher gf
What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I shoud have bought Roboco...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656203
she thinks

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>>16656203
your finances

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>>16656203
Anything for money

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>>16656221
About what?

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>>16656244

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>>16656099
>gf tax
finally, equality.

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>>16656099
>peak nigger hours

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IF YOU WANT TO STAY TAX FREE DONT REFRESH I REPEAT DO NOT REFRESH

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>>16656362
It's just visual, you are getting taxed anyway, it's like that one gacha bug

[Anonymous No.]

lmao

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>>16656234
Is she a cunny or a hag?

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>>16653666

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If you look like this please contact me

[Anonymous No.]

dead game

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>family member passes away in the summer
>forget about credit card bill
>BoA closes both accounts
>USPS is a joke, never get any letters
>Chase sees recent account closure, closes one account since "account balance is negative and you haven't used your card recently, we'll refund your annual fee"
>all phone calls from Chase show up as "Spam" on my CID
>USPS still a joke, no letters
>annual fee NOT refunded, incurs late fees, past due, interest, etc.
>Chase closes other two accounts because of a "recent Chase account closure and delinquency"
>same thing happens there
>snowballs
>Chase letters show up two months late
>call Chase, pay balances in full, "we'll reconsider your account closures"
>Chase reports accounts an extra 2 months past due after they've been paid in full
>notice BoA card isn't working
>call BoA, pay in full, they never mention the accounts are closed, am told everything is fine
>BoA actually refunds all late, past due, and even fucking interest charges the only based thing a bank has ever done for me
>Chase says "lol u were a day late on reconsideration" - deadline was Christmas - a Saturday AND a federal holiday
>complain to the CB
>Chase executive office "looks into it"
>two weeks pass
>receive 30 MB PDF of "lol fuck you here's your cardmember agreement in quadruplicate because fuck you"
>yes we said we'd refund your annual fees, which go towards providing you exceptional service, no refunds though
>takes $1,000+ in rewards as a final fuck you
>fuck it, I'm going first class, all expense paid ticket to Japan with miles and ODing while plowing something - anything
>no more - no miles
>lifelong, perfect credit completely fucking ruined with the loss of nearly $50,000 in underutilized credit
>receive pity checks from BoA for negative balances in record time
>BoA letters about them kindly reporting all of my accoutnts as paid in full, never delinquent to the credit agencies show up - over a month late
>account closure letters still never showed up
someone hold me...
all I have left is the shitty Capital One card that I use to send VPN ARS akasupas...

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>>16658340
damn

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>>16658340
bro...

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>>16658340
This is why I never fuck with credit and why I only use local banks. Never fuck around with money if you can't put a gun to the other guy's head within 24 hours of them trying to screw you. Even if you have 0 intents of solving things that way, the fact that a bad deal COULD end that way will keep them straight.

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>>16658770
I did everything "right". Paid my balances in full for up to 14 years on one of those cards. Took my high-school "how to adult 101" teacher's advice to heart 110%. Never closed accounts I didn't use anymore, because unused available credit is "good" - just cut the cards up and ignored the accounts. Even carried a negative balance sometimes from paying in full and then maybe returning something or receiving some other kind of credit. Had 800+ credit score.
I don't think I could get one of those rip-off "rent to own" furniture stores to extend credit at this point.

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>>16658886
Sounds like the USPS is at fault, really, but good luck putting the squeeze on them, since they're underfunded and understaffed. Even if you could get a case to court you'd be met with a pat on the back and a $20 bill "for luck".

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honk I don't think it's fixed still.

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>>16658340
>>16658886
I'm sorry to hear this clusterfuck is happening man. Not super religious, but I'm praying for you.
Any big national bank is dogshit. These fuckers were letting their customers get robbed outside of their own atms, no shits given. As soon as people started going after the atms themselves, then they gave a fuck.

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>>16658340
>>16658886
God I hate big institutions so fucking much.

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>>16659248
>suing USPS
lmao
The only feasible legal action I could take would be against Chase in Small Claims Court for the entirety of my unrefunded annual fee and the late fees/interest it incurred, as I now have communication sent directly via the gov't Consumer Financial Protection Bureau - "CB" above was a typo, CFPB acknowledging that they said it would be refunded but "lol no"
I could try for the "cash redemption" value of the rewards points, which is far FAR less than they would've gone as miles ain't no first class plane tickets to Japan for $1k, but 100k miles will go very very far if used "properly but...
1. Winning that part would almost certainly require them to no-show. I know that when it comes anything ~$500 and less, many big corpos will actually no-show; paying you costs them less than flying an attorney out to bumfuck, or finding a local one would. I have used that threat successfully against PayPal, who promptly stopped being shitters, gave me all of my money back, reinstated my account, and basically permanently put me on Santa's nice list.
2. If they show, "lol, cardmember agreement, fuck you"
3. If they show, they could also argue that the actual "CRV" of the rewards points was 1 cent each...but that's actually still $1,000.
...I might actually take Chase to Small Claims.

>>16659433
Thanks anon.

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>>16659419
>Buying 10x towa, 3x roboco, 1x matsuri, 3x pekora, 2x marine, 1x choco, 1x himemoriluna, 1x laplus
and
Selling 1x mumei, 1x haato, 1x watame
>Expected Balance: $60,370,691.92 ($204,164.93)
>You have $5,545,113.35 in credits.
Autotrader goes through
>You have $5,533,548.88 in credits.
>lost only 12k in credits
welp ogey

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Honk, since you're trying to fix the issue: the issue is that the multicoin tax is not multiplied per number of coins.
As in, if you sell 3x, you do pay 9% tax... total. Not per coin, as it was before (meaning that effective tax on ANY multisell is 3%, even 10x). The numbers are right, they are just not multiplied by the number of coins in a multicoin transaction properly.

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>>16656099
>million roboco
yeah thats the goal!

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>>16659986
watch the 5% base tax be the glue that was holding everything together

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>>16656099
>honk 10x sell
>loli hate
>auctions retard
>newfag old
>nasfaq quit (konnui...)
>money cute
>koronesuki retarded

acccurate

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>>16660091
I've tested it extensively before it was reported it to honk, all the taxes are properly calculated (both single sells, single buys, multibuys, and multisells), just not multipled by the multicoin amount.

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>>16659679
sounds rough, hope you can at least get the most out of it now if you're only looking for rewards crypto debits are nice, though not having a good credit score is fucked

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I believe in you to fix it honk!

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>>16659986
I mean, aren't low taxes a good thing?

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>>16660681
Not him but the current bug is completely stupid, and it will just create coin inflation just like bogration 1 did

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If a kenzkoku from here doesn't get >>16666666 you are all gay

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>>16660748
I'm not gonna bother, I refuse to script and it's just gonna go to some generic post in /hlgg/ more likely than not.

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>>16660783
>scripting
Just post, its that easy

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>>16660681
It depends. Lowered taxes encourage adjustment trading which I take as a positive in the current state of the game, but lack of differentiation between multicoin amounts means that there is never a reason not to multibuy/multisell by anything else than 10x. If you want less coins, then you'd just set a smaller amount on your zhonkbot rather than buy a coin over time.

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>>16660783
I will cosplay towa if you get it.

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>>16660832
I hope you're romance anon

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>>16660818
I don't really care for gets that much.
>>16660832
Why should I care?

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>>16658340
Bro... Never go more than 1 credit card
At least you have your NASFAQ account, right.

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>>16660876
Just keep posting, would be even funnier if you get it then

[honk No.]

Hi-
My apologies for the server this morning, I haven't had a chance to look into it until now. Apparently there's a bug occurring after a certain trade goes through which causes the broker to crash until I restart it. It doesn't have to do with the tax issue, I'm going to fix that after I figure out what's going wrong here first. So enjoy your discounted trades while you can.

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>>16660912
More Towa...
also
>crashing the broker
Do you mean breaks everyone's trades? If so, that's impressive.
>>16660913
No.

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>>16660912
>enjoy your discounted trades while you can
>taxes going back up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>16660854
Why did you assume that anon? Not every post talking about cosplaying is me.

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>>16660912
>>16605125
Somebody keeps using their NASFAQ Kart items...

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>>16660912
I suggest looking at Luna since she always used to break the old zonkbot, plus she's on discount today so lots of people should be buying her

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>>16655019
WAH

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>>16661423
honk...

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>>16658340
>>16658886
I wish you the best of luck friend. I dont know if you're religious but least I can do is pray for you. I really hope you aren't permafucked by this and you at least get all your shit in order.

[Anonymous No.]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

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[Anonymous No.]

trades not going through. Market is dead again

[Anonymous No.]

Did the tax fix come in yet or can I still enjoy my discounts

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand. Why is everyone talking about discounted trades?

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>>16664710
multicoin broke, multicoin taxes on discount

[Anonymous No.]

why bother. I can't fucking trade. No transactions are passing through

[Anonymous No.]

just woke up and found so much of my trades got fucked. trades even now are stopped. is this for everyone?

[Anonymous No.]

Honk should give us all a 10M stimmy or the missed transactions
>>16665311
Yes

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>>16665331
>stimmy
Lame. I'd rather another SSR item like the rope or yellow cards. Some HoloTea that got thrown in the harbor perhaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16665379
only if you'll buy my SSR item for 10M

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>>16665421
You know I probably will.

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>>16665311
also, you can always check the activity tab to make sure no one is trading and avoid falling for a FUD

[Anonymous No.]

>remove Yonjew and Nesp from auctions
>literally only 6 auctions up no I'm not counting the other 3 poor guys that did the same as them since it's only 1 item
they really are the cancer of the auction house

[Anonymous No.]

If there is a special item again, dont make it tradeable. I dont want to see a souless newfag get groomed by a retarded richfag every 24 hours.

[honk No.]

Hi-
Taxes should be fixed now. Also I think I identified the issue that was causing the market to crash so hopefully that should be fixed as well now, but I'll keep my eye on it.

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>>16665608
>since its only 1 item
tolerance implies the lack of commitment to one's own beliefs.

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>>16660876
We're approaching it..

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>>16666265
I don't really care for a random anon's cosplay.

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>>16665688
I hate taxes

[Anonymous No.]

Remember what they took from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667400
konnui...

[Anonymous No.]

Hello2

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>>16667844

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>>16667844
Heyo

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>>16667844

[Anonymous No.]

>>16667844
Hi

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>>16667844
hie!

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>>16667400
why did you cut out everyone you don't like

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>>16667400
I don't remember my Bibi stack literally piercing the heavens...and because of schizos now I'll never get to see it happen
upsetti spaghetti never forgetti

[Anonymous No.]

damn it. im salty that i lost two hours worth of trades. honk please boost the crashes ty

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[Anonymous No.]

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>16673045
:D

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>>16673045

[Anonymous No.]

>>16673045
>19:00:00

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>>16673045
>19:00:00

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>>16673045

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>>16673045

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 10,771,522, a 1.04% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 173,734. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 742,543 shares, or 6.89% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,204 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Matsuri :: +9%
>Roboco :: +7.8%
>Choco :: +6.6%
>Iroha :: +5.6%
>Towa :: +3.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Ui :: -15.3%
>Pochimaru :: -4.1%
>Ayame :: -3.8%
>Coco :: -3.1%
>Mumei :: -1.6%

24 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $135,058.41, which is a decrease of 6.09% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $184,297,742,706.52, which is a decrease of 6.37% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $17,109.72. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $18,408,977,547.40 in total market value, or 9.99% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $150,973,345.40 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 22):
>Mumei :: +31.7%
>Haato :: +27.1%
>Nene :: +16.7%
>Melfissa :: +13.9%
>Fubuki :: +13.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 40):
>Ui :: -29.4%
>Baelz :: -27.4%
>Towa :: -25.7%
>Hololive :: -24.5%
>Fauna :: -23.6%

19 coins (Kanata, Noel, Nabi, Shion, Gura, AZKi, Civia, IRyS, Iroha, Calliope, Mio, Aqua, Risu, Amelia, Iofi, Flare, Coco, Ollie, Miko) had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $65,211,688, which is a decrease of 46.19% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $101,556,913.61 today, an increase of 23.3% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Roboco :: +8.7%
>Mio :: +2.9%
>Pekora :: +2.3%
>Aqua :: +1.8%
>Calliope :: +1.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Civia) adjusted green, but is still trending upwards.
>5 coins (Miko, Ui, Mel, Flare, Shion) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>1 coin (Polka) adjusted red, but is now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins (Reine, Risu, Aqua, Coco) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>51 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $414.11 Up
>Pekora :: $381.63 Up
>Matsuri :: $334.19 Up
>Roboco :: $332.58 Up
>Towa :: $330.10 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Shion :: -$0.91 Down
>Iofi :: $2.02 Up
>Nabi :: $2.14 Up
>Civia :: $2.15 Up
>AZKi :: $2.46 Up

Overall Average movement was $56.74 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $108.11 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$59.54 per hour.

Volatility is still pretty good, indicating high market movement, but the lull in the middle of the day where nobody could trade is theorized to have fucked values a bit. Archive divers may want to take note if they notice a data discrepancy here.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674217
It's genuinely disturbing how well that cover fits with the APEX theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674305
I just want to copulate with an android girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674305
VideoAnon does good work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E75o2nDiqqs

[Anonymous No.]

We haven't had a susan day in a while, what gives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674911
>Dubs
You've cursed it. Susan will become real in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674941
God I hope so, I want to put 10x to the test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674941
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674996
>wasn't abusing the lack of taxes
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

To the guy who 10x everything, I take back my respect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674217
I already installed apex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16675371
meh. Zhonk fixed the bug immediately. The moment everyone realized it, zhonkbot broke for 5 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16674217
is it ok to update the move data 2x a day? post-adjustment and post-19th hour/numbers review

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679480
>bug
should never been fixed, it's game-breaking but it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

roboco has nearly recovered from a -99% listed, -50% real in 12 hours of mini adjustments

[Anonymous No.]

The Mori drama that is going on right now is glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679644
i have no clue what it is. Buy or sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679644
drama? elaborate please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679684
NTA but this is Mori we're talking about. Always buy.
I also have no idea what rrats are going around this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori is nothing but divvies to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679920
cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679920
this but tits

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, and 100 and those in their vicinity!

We are halfway to divvies! Remember to keep watch on those liquid levels so you don't run out too fast!

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>>16679769
something something about Mori doubling down to her relationship with Connor who she values more than her senpai and genmates

>>16679920
heh

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>>16680005
I'm not a unicorn fag but Connor is genuinely disgusting. Deadbeats, your boy has terrible taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680005
So her ignoring Suisei but not Connor in her chat is true then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680005
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680005
if true, ehem, you slay queen

[Anonymous No.]

I care for none others besides my Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680005
Wow it's literally nothing. Fuck C*nnor though, guy is annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680267
It's kind of a big deal now that her tier 3 members are going apeshit about it

[Anonymous No.]

You all can stop buying Towa by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680372

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>>16680205
Same. I honestly couldn't careless about anyone other than Sora and Kotone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680205

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680336
Well if the deadbeats want to scream and shout then they can do it in their containment thread. And maybe the tier 3s will move to another chuuba and we'll see some other coins perform a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680336
>deadbeats being deadbeats
nothing new or alarming here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680336
Good, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the nasfaq ape collectibles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680845
they are called "yellow card"s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680845

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680845
Delete this cursed image, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680611
but I don't want the brap cycle to end. If this menhera meltdown continues, she'd perform worse than fucking Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>16681031
>perform worse than fucking Sana
That's extremely unlikely. Worst case I see is she ends up like Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16681031
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
She can literally stop streaming and get carried forever from music

[Anonymous No.]

>>16681247
assuming that she does stop streaming and go full music channel mode, she needs to release a song every week for her to become profitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16681365
cuckbeats are actually fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

I will save the deadbeats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16683149
they brought this upon themselves

[Anonymous No.]

I meant that when I said you can stop buying Towa now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16683205
I want to comfort read: groom a depressed and disillusioned deadbeat after they witness the implosion of their community and their oshi's descent into menhera. I want to be the one they cling to as they struggle through stages of grief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16683429
This guy gets it
I will hold my deadbeat tight reassuring them that everything will be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16683429
>>16683924

[Anonymous No.]

>>16679517
Right now it's updated a minimum of twice a day: At adjustment, and at the cycle Numbers Review's data is collected. I will sometimes update it again during the day or after Numbers Review, but my ability to do so is down to chance.
Are you asking for more routine additional updates to the chart during the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16684227
yes. im dependent on your values to know good buys. maybe update it again at divvy time?

[Anonymous No.]

live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16681365
my personal rat is that the reason connor is "just friends" is that she fucks old men for money and he knows shes used goods
of course, every mori fan i know either completely fine with used goods or a cuck so they might actually be happy with that revelation if it happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16688932
You think this poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome has standards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16689038
Come to think about it, he does look like a FAStard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16685561
I'll see what I can do, but I can't promise it'll be consistent. I can't set it up to update automatically or honk and/or google will yell at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16689038
Bye anon

[Anonymous No.]

Do deadbeats actually like their oshi or are they just using her for the divvies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16680336
I don't care about >calli but polka is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691682
she sure is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691926
dat flare sideboob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691682
I like her blackpilled music. Makes me wann gosling more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692091
>nigger music
You have shit taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692371
>polka
>nigger music
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692575
Ah, I thought you were referring to Mori's music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693269
Mori's music is far from being blackpilled in any form

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693269
Kill yourself retard

[Anonymous No.]

Dead game, dead thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694828
when will honk introduce bank robberies

[Anonymous No.]

>666 on the thread OP
>people complaining about Mori
On cue.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori should get blacked

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696857
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696266
Im deeply sorry that your oshi would rather orbit around an annoying ironic weeaboo more than the rest of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

Hello3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697407
whats ayame got to do with this

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot believe I have to tell this to (presumably) grown men on the internet, but maybe (You) should not believe everything you read on /vt/. Watch the streams, or, God forbid, at least clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697458

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697491
Yeah, I can't believe that people on the lowercase i internet would believe such things. She's never wrong indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697598
josh get off /vt/ and fix your fucking site

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697458
hie!

[Anonymous No.]

AmePeg you here?

[Anonymous No.]

My fellow oshiboard members, are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here in my heart, does that count

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699857
>does oshiboard roll call but no oshi
anon.. you missed a step...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700269
Even if I did, no one will answer.
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699835
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700408
hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700560
Put up the auctio

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700659
it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700397
i cant call your oshi shit if i dont know who it is lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700930
Kson

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701404

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700930
pokimane

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700676
time for a bit of tomfoolery

[Anonymous No.]

That looks pretty based Honk. Now I want to play again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700676
I am holding back because ily but had it not been for that it would be 20m right now

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhhhhh i needa shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703400
spaghet you gotta wake up the kenzoku are trying to fuck you again

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I am buying Towa.
Not sure what multicoin amount I want to do yet until adjustment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703477
I'm buying Towa 10x.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Okayu :: $5,344.89
>Rushia :: $3,338.01
>Hololive :: $3,112.48

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Miko :: -$8,984.61
>Amelia :: -$7,448.28
>Mumei :: -$6,681

Overall Average Adjustment is -$879.98
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,244.76
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,769.41

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703662

[Anonymous No.]

How retarded am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703793
you have sovl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703662

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703793
you're good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703954
why are you still buying $HOLO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703793
Pretty close

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703737
>not using mikoboat.mp4
come on now. also, why the fuck is the original catbox link tagged as spam now? What the actual fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704069
it's been marked as spam for months now because of the cytube

[Anonymous No.]

somebody buying 10x holo. impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704087
that's weird. why would they do that? they aren't really being a nuisance right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704136
>aren't a nuisance
not anymore because they essentially got spamblocked

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703448
I am awake but I kinda want to take a nap before I have to go to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704162
wait, I actually forgot that the /hlg/ cytube moved there. Yeah those guys definitely what caused the spamblock

[Anonymous No.]

looking at recent history, feels like most players are out of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704275
it's only wednesday and I only have 28m

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704275
missed out on the discount taxes yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704275
There's some good deals, but nothing huge like what we saw yesterday. Probably less people multicoining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703448
I want to get fucked by a kenzoku

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704612
I miss tower...

[Anonymous No.]

Sora Only you bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704733
I miss that twink, I hope he is doing good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704069
>the original
https://files.catbox.moe/adpird.webm
you can't just re-upload it as is or the catbox API will actually return the original link, just edit the webm header and now it's "different"

>the original @ 1080p60
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm

>this tightly cropped soundpost, with the audio muxed back in
https://files.catbox.moe/yfhidj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/9l19o7.webm

>longer and clipped right from the VOD
https://files.catbox.moe/8g23vb.webm

[Anonymous No.]

Is UI going to be forever stuck at 17k? Why hasn't she gone down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16706437
rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703662
>>16703883

[Anonymous No.]

>>16706437
She gained 22k subs this week. She'll come down soon

[Anonymous No.]

Hello4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16707993
hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>16707993
Please come back i need you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16707993
Hie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708179
but why you're making me feel bad for doing it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16707993
>>16707993
no one likes you stop posting you shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
Post wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
I'll rape your oshi if you dont shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
This. He is literally the only one who still shitting up the thread after quitting. Nobody else who has quit does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708917
shut the fuck up drey

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708917
>shitting up the thread
How is this shitting up the thread? It's better than the period-bitching you're doing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708917
>says hi
>shitting up the thread after quitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708418
>>16708917

[Anonymous No.]

>>16709189
>How is this shitting up the thread
he is literally attention whoring even tho he doesn't play the game anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16708355
I just miss seeing your name on the leaderboard. Hope you're doing well brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16709312
post wallet you pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16709399
ohhh Konnui

[Anonymous No.]

>>16709399

[Anonymous No.]

>>16709378
thanks for the wishes, hope you are doing well whoever you are, might fuck around soon again when I have more free time but will probably be nothing serious, its impossible to go that high up from 0 so..

[Anonymous No.]

oh yea, benchmark table updated if you're interested. saw there was no posts about it

[Anonymous No.]

YWNBAC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16710144
I'm honestly not even sure what use the Benchmark table is. I've had multiple days where I underperformed the market, but somehow gained position, and I've had days where I overperformed and stagnated or lost position.
Is this some stock market thing that I'm supposed to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16710750
the leaderboard is based on weekly performance, it says the two dates its using to compare

[Anonymous No.]

just dropping this here for no reason at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16710780
>Based on % gains, not $ gains
>Meaning any newfags will be at the top of the board
I suppose it's more for fun than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say this only once so listen yonjew, the only way to sell a hat at 10m is to get a towa or ame hat and have people do a little bit of tomfoolery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16712815
I'm a retired hat collector, the bibis can't be stacked further than 10. There is no need for me to overpay for more.

[Anonymous No.]

I noticed that the guy who used to be first on Aki's oshiboard has started buying her again and I'm a little happy

[Anonymous No.]

I still think we should go through with the trans-thread newfag gf material trade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16713109
what threads should be targeted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16713109
I'm still offering good prices for good-quality alive kronies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16714241
>good-quality kronies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16713109
i have a bibi and some cash lined up for that kenzoku

[Anonymous No.]

Updated the M.O.V.E. data at Cycle 32.
I do wonder why people are selling Civia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16714286
my money is on someone's bot going crazy

[Anonymous No.]

It's so erotic. I bet Yagoo fucked it.
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1483706447049682944/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16714497
That's the first time I've considered buying a daki. Still not gonna, but damn that's a good side profile.

[Anonymous No.]

Dakis are nice. I like my Towa daki a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16714270
I've heard menheras are a very popular choice for a nasfaq gf, and just a short visit to /∞/ should prove to you how off their meds they all are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715157
they aren't the fun type of menheras

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715571
what is a fun type of menhera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715157
They also seem to have an obsession with twinks, femboys and getting topped so they're perfect gf material
also fuck their name, I have an aneurysm everytime I try to search their general

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715605
a fandead who constantly searches the archives looking at mentions of rushia on the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715637
just search "kro" or "kronii" and it should come up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715645
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16715637
its also the gayest thread on /vt/ I know besides this one. They would all fit in quite nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16716043
Doesn't /vsj+/ have the most dickpics after us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16716043
the towa thread sometimes gets very gay with towa banana posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16716115
>>16716130
/∞/ also have their collection of gay and non-gay stories. Just immagine the loreposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16716457
>they have a futaronii tag
Do clockfags really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718204
futa is based

[Anonymous No.]

>my autotrader was dead for 3 hours
Im so mad right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718626
were you trying to buy hag stonks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719445
>>16719445
>>16719445
new (old) bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16718563
no its not

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719769
yes it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719785
its fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719785

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719813
>>16719815
but it's a woman thus it can't be gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719851
it's got a dick and dicks are gay

[Anonymous No.]

toga

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719851

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719865
by this logic you are gay for having a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719889
its a different thing being gay or liking gay stuff
you like gay stuff, thats gay

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719949
nta but i like my penis, that's not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16719949
you're maximizing the amount of women without increasing the amount of males, making it less focused on men in the long run, thus its not really gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720135
if it has a dick, its a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720129
Liking your own dick isnt gay, that anon likes someone else's dick. Thats gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720233
but what if futa also has a female body, vagina, and boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720135
I could make entire streams saying how big this cope is and it will be longer than ayame's complessive hours streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720322
you just like the men in straight porn as an enlightened individual i prefer to only have women

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720306
then it is an abomination, a crime against nature that should be exterminated with fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720364
>coping this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720403
you are just scared of your own sexuality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720427
>projecting this hard
Dude, you're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720469
nta, but you're in nasfaq which means you are gay too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720525
nta but what if i only erp with confirmed females?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720557
based and also share the list of confirmed females

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720669
nta but why would he give out that information to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720902
nta because i asked nicely and politely and i trust that humans by nature have a bit of good in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720669
There are only "females" here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720959
whoops sorry in this case i was the anon, ignore the nta

[Anonymous No.]

>>16720985
Share the list of "females" too, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721022
No

[Anonymous No.]

page 11 lol

[Anonymous No.]

towa

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS!

[Anonymous No.]

towa

[Anonymous No.]

Nene

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

her stupid face

[Anonymous No.]

Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

towa!

[Anonymous No.]

me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721340
Sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

Kawaiiope "Tee tee" Moririn!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

let me have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721398
No.

[Anonymous No.]

this is towa

[Anonymous No.]

have my nuts, towa

[Anonymous No.]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooom

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16721406
ill take it by force