/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Hey guys, check it out! Have a peek at yet another HILARIOUS thing that happened in our private discord where we chat with the guys all the time! Isn't it great! Hahahahahaha

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fascinating

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>>16607003
You need to dilate.

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>>16607003
#relatabe

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>>16607003
piss bottle an excellent strategy for endurance steams

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What stat effects do you get from drinking a bottle of Selen's pee?

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This could been a funny thread if you weren't this much of an obnoxious faggot.

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>>16607003
Why do people care i mean don't people moan when they talk in their private discord

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I'm happy the people I watch are friends :)

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>>16607003
This is so painfully unfunny I can only imagine what other conversations they have

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>>16607003
Seethe harder.

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>>16607003
cant wait for the inevitable nijisanji en sex pest twitlonger drama thats going to happen in approx. 6-9 months from now

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I still can't believe that nijifags don't mind that their oshi is interacting with m*les in secret discord
they must all be unironic cucks

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We get it, OP. You’re seething at the display of camaraderie and friendship that you’ve never got to experience. Or likely ever will.

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I'm getting sick of Selen pulling out of context bullshit and painting others in a bad light.

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>>16607241
this but unironically

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>>16607234
Yeah, when Niji EN girls start to give birth lol

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>>16607351
or you could watch the stream of why this tweet happened and know both parties are in the joke.

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I know years of watching Hololive has rotted your brain so you no longer know what having friends is like, but don't be so obvious about it.

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>>16607003
These are the type of convos high schoolers make. American "humor" is something else mate.

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>>16607351
Yes feet, pog feet, yes toes.

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>>16607458
Canadian*

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why are there 2 threads about mysta, selen and piss? is that what I am missing out on by not watching ninji en?

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>>16607241
You can’t be a cuckold unless it’s your wife getting plowed, anon.

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What did >>16607003
have in mind upon posting this thread? Discuss, bearing emphasis on his words of choice.

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>>16607351
thats bullysanji for you

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>>16607003
>pissing in a bottle
do men really?

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>>16607543
NijiEN is like Nick Jr for kids to Vshojo's Nickelodeon at this point

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>>16607458
Mysta is a brit flip or some weird mix like that and Selen is Canadian. Nobody in this screenshot is even American except Pomu. I know people say rent free a lot but burgers are rent fucking free in your head.

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>>16607105
Only if you hate getting SC money.
>say you're going to toilet
>tons of blue SC
>fail to hold it and do on stream
>tons of SC
>mute and do it on a bottle
>no SC

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way of the road

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>>16607631
Niji is Cartoon Network, Vshojo is Nick and Holo is Disney.
You know it's true

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>>16607543
Only some of the members are like that. It would be very easy to see some members like Elira, Rosemi, or Petra in Hololive with their level of crudeness.

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>>16607241
It's not called Manjisanji for nothing

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>>16607630
british people piss everywhere. the whole country is their toilet. theyre like stray animals

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>>16607907
no wonder there's so many pajeets there, it's a small step from piss in bottle to poo in loo

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>>16607630
Back in the day my mom always mad at me if i don't sleep before midnight, so i'm so scare to go to toilet and piss on bottle

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>>16607647
Or option 3, do it in a bottle unmuted
https://files.catbox.moe/8g0ppy.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/qjag99.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2fbe82.mp4

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>>16607003
Lmao this reminds me of the piss bottle and the booktuber

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>>16607648
the way she goes boys

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>>16608113
why is this so hot
i'm not even a pissfag

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>>16607241
They are. Every time you point it out they never answer with "I don't mind it", they always try to prove that if the girls are getting plowed in the background it's better than if they weren't.

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>>16608432
I don't mind it.

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>>16608113
Is this a big streamer?

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>>16607241
>>16608432
The problem is that you have the false expectation of vtubers = girlfriend simulator that was forced onto the west by hololive. True nijiniggers like me don't watch vtubers because CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS and don't try to give ourselves schizophrenia to maintain the illusion, we watch vtubers for the same reason people watch normie streamers. To watch autists play autistic games. I've never watched vtubers for the GFE bullshit, GFE wasn't even a thing back when I started watching vtubers, back then they didn't even stream, they made short videos.

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>>16608432
I getchu, totally. That's why I walked out on Council, Kiara, Mori, Ame, and Gura since it's been proven multiple times on stream that omega or other disgusting male figures unavoidably interact with them on the daily. Ina and JPs are the only ones worthy of my support.

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>>16608828
Vshojo doesn't do gfe or try to maintain the illusion of it, yet even their members recognize the need to hide relationships

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>>16608828
Are you retarded or just an ENbaby? You do know that Nijisanji JP also has people appealing to the cute girls doing cute things audience?

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>>16607241
Nijjers are all fags. They don't give a shit.

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>>16608960
Holobros are the truest chads and always have been. We've been defiant against cucking and will always be against it.

SAY NO TO KEKING.

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>>16608113
Please don't post her in these gay fucking threads she's a good girl

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>>16607414
>watch a m*le collab

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>>16607241
i don't care

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>>16608828
Even when they only made short videos, they were already trying to appeal to the moeta audience.

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>>16607003
Disgusting shit like this makes me feel better for distancing myself from this orgy, despite so many cuckthreads begging to give them a watch. A fanbase deserves better than this publicized show of dickage, even for Nijiniggers. But I guess that's what they enjoy.

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>>16609050
Yes.

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>>16607003
why are anons like this?

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>>16607351
She actually hate this and want you to know

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The reason holos don't do stuff like this is that they're coworkers, not friends.

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>>16608828
Which is why your males keep outdoing the females. Because no one fucking cares about women as normal streamers

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>>16610371
Unicorn copium

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Didn't Ame (dont quite remember which EN) mention a gaming (piss) bottle around debut? Why are people acting like Holo is above this sort of humor? The jokes were around the quality of a slight silent laugh both then and now, get over yourseves

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>>16607241
Please someone tell me. Are posts like these ironic or not? I really can't tell anymore.

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So this is the power of freedom...screenshots of your oshi talking about piss to males

Nijichads...I kneel

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>>16610524
But only very few males outdo the females

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>>16607003
I peed in a bottle once, I was 10 and we were stuck in a traffic jam. I was afraid to go out and pee and not being abl to find the car back. So I peed in a half a liter bottle. I even had to oinch it in the end because the bottle was full

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>>16608837
>Ina

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>>16607003
>Pissing in a bottle is weird
? This is like necessity one on a long road trip.

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>>16610600
>it's okay when Holo does it

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>>16608113
This better not awaken anything in me.

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>>16609029
>holobros are the truest chads because they have melties when their oshis are in a discord server with a male

roru
rumao

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Why all thread about niji turn into holocope, like literally

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>>16611188
This but unironically.

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>>16607234
I mean, it actually already happened but was neatly swept under the rug. Where there is smoke there is fire and its only a matter of time until the next accusations come out.

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>>16607458
>calls it high school
>tries to imply he’s not American
Nice try.

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>>16607645
both of those countries are just neostates though so anons point still stands

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>>16607234
>>16611570
This. I have nothing against them but I can't wait for the next hottest cup of tea.

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>>16607907
bong here, can confirm. usually after a few too many tinnies of special brew or k-cider

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>>16607693
Which is adult swim? That's the one I want to watch

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>>16607003
fucking disgusting

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>>16610612
they're either bait or blatantly mentally ill basement-dwellers, so should you take them seriously either way?

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>>16612183
Phase Connect

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>>16611995
Watching a firestorm from a safe distance is always a sight to behold. After all they deserve it, that's what they did to us when Mio got struck. I hope they burn so hot it cremates their exsistence off the earth lol.

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>>16611570
Why didn't it catch fire? It totally seemed cancel worthy by the looks of it, did Nijisanji pay some shady people to cover it up?

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>>16610738
Indeed. Especially when you essentially live in a truck traveling state to state to deliver stuff.

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>>16612498
It didn't catch fire because it was american puritans being upset about a then 17 year old male dating a 16 year old female

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>>16607072
Selen needs to dilate.

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>>16607003
Do people really talk like that?
Almost seems staged, uncanny valley-esque shit or is that just how discord shit usually goes?

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>>16612498
Yeah and I personally reported it to Anycolor
not because I like the males but because I hate women

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>>16612326
I would rather be mentally ill unicorn than a cuck

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>>16610738
it's incredibly messy and awkward for women unless they have a funnel

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>>16612775

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>>16612775
words to live by

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>>16612775
How can you be a cuck if non of these streamers are your gf, friend or even acquaintance? How does that work?

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>>16613162
It's unicorns deflecting. They feel like they're getting cucked cuz they saw themselves having a relationship with the chuuba themselves when in all likelihood they're as good as a fucking ant in terms of presence lmao.


they can't comprehend the concept of just watching for the funny and not for the hopes of getting their dick sucked lmao

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>>16612775
I mean, you are already watching women in another country larp as anime girls on the internet, many with full on chunni backstories and a plethora of mental issues.
Trying to act like a normalfag after all that just seems strange, just go all the way.

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>>16613162
he literally said he's mentally ill

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>>16613162
Are you new?
The entirety of vtubing hinges upon the talent providing a parasocial relationship with it's viewerbase. Any hint at het interactions that the viewer isn't a part of, breaks this bubble and thus destructive of the premise. If every vtuber showed their gross backstage interactions, vtubing would have never taken off. Do your reps.

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>>16607003
I support Unicorn culture, and see this as Mysta undermining his chances with the rest of Nijisanji EN, both as being the butt of a joke by Selen and being condemned by the other girls.
You also forgot to add where Mysta outed Ike as having a piss fetish on stream too.

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>>16613162
Mental illness

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>>16613497
This is exactly why Holos are miles above every competitor in ever metric, they understand this basic principle and aside from a few outcasts swear not to cross the line.

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>>16613497
>unicorn being delusional

roru rumao

yes i too dream of being in a relationship with a virtual gorilla

Go fuck off lmao. There's lots of successful vtubers and indies out there who don't rely on GFE. Just because ur shitty company relies on it doesn't mean it's the entirety of vtubing go fuck yourself.

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I actually have to wonder which is stranger?
If you watch a girl for potentially tens of thousands of hours, are attracted to her voice/image/personality, fap to her, chat to her, even perhaps send her money, how would you not end up attached to her even subconsciously in some pseudo-romantic fashion?

I'm increasingly convinced that, besides the shitposters, many people are lying to themselves, it's like all those people that love diversity yet live as far from it as possible.

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>>16613629
Such as? Name me a top 10 vtuber.
>crickets

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>>16613607

This same guy will crusade that EA and Ubisoft make the best games ever because they do big sales and that Mcdonalds is the best cuisine you can have on the planet.

Numberrot has gotten to your brains. Numbers =/= quality.

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>>16613636
My thoughts are grounded in reality and I'm capable of managing my expectations in a mentally healthy way enough to understand no matter how I feel about the anime girl on my screen she isn't real and I will not ever be in a relationship with her.

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>>16613706
If only the top 10 counted as being successful, this entire industry would be dead.

In anycase, Shibuya Hal, and at times the Gatchaman guy. Go fuck yourself and go neck yourself please. Not everyone demands unicorns.

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>>16613713
>Numbers =/= quality.
Why is it always Nijifags that bring this up? And why do they always lack "quality" to show for despite larping so much about it?

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>>16607003
Remember when Shiki peed in a bottle and drank it the next day lmao

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>>16613819
So literal whos, who are hardly relevant in the space of EN vtubing. Got it.

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>>16613636
... you unicorns actually fap to your oshis?

No wonder you guys are messed up lmao.

the most we do is memberships cuz we wanna see more content. This is no different from watching moistcritikal or ludwig. if we send money it's to send appreciation of people actually giving free entertainment that caught our attention for a good bit. It's appreciation.

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>>16613933
>they're not relevant to EN viewers so they're whos
with this criteria then literally no one except hololiveEN and vshojo is relevant

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>>16613162
He just told you he's not right in the head.

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>>16613859
i'm not a nijifag i'm just sick of you guys constantly parroting numbers= quality

In legit every industry that's never the case and it's most likely the guys in the middle ground providing top quality stuff

Idk what's with this board, on why it acts the exact opposite of this entire site.

but yes, blame it on nijiniggers instead of just being a jaded individual just sick of what he's seeing.

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Why would anyone watch girls if not for gfe? What other content can they provide? Endless minecraft, zatsudans and karaoke streams? They all copy each-other, do the same stuff and only difference is their voice and model. You only like some girls more than others because of that so don't delude yourself.

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>>16613162
they are my gf though
they literally say so

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>>16613162
If you've ever donated SC then you are a cuck, otherwise why would you give money to someone who you don't know and don't care about?

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>>16613933
>names people who get into the charts
>(you) goes EOP Retard mode

I mean i know this is an EOP board but c'mon lmao. EN is literally a speck when it comes to the entire industry lmao

you fucking burgers always think the world revolves around you

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>>16613951
>This is no different from watching moistcritikal or ludwig.
Imagine trying to convince vtubers are providing similar levels of entertainment to charlie. That's an amazing amount of mental gymnastics to justify simping for the experience of getting cucked.

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>>16613859
>quality
So lack of quality that holobro wanted our vtuber for themeself, lol lmao

Gtfo

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>>16607003
Pog

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>>16614023
Yes, and look at their way of operations. Thanks for reiterating my point.

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>>16613547
Except he didnt. It was Mysta projecting his degeneracy onto Ike and Ike left in disgust. Watch the stream and youd see this

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>>16614215
Almost POG TIME thx for the reminder bro

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>>16614121
>Holofag detected

You see the talents over at our end actually play what they want and have varying content. It's a hard concept, i know. It must be tough for your brain to understand.

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>>16614111
cope

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>>16614257
but plenty of non-GFE chuubas are doing fine and restricting yourself to EN is stupid

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>>16614192
When it comes to Nijisanji, honestly yes, they just act like regular streamers.

I know your talents have to do GFE just to get by and need to be cutesy anime girls to get money but like c'mon man, don't need to deflect that your talents are boring as fuck that you put them below regular streamers lmao.

I feel bad for you guys

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>>16611570
context?

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>>16614121
>Why would anyone watch girls if not for gfe? What other content can they provide? Endless minecraft, zatsudans and karaoke streams?
This is what you get for watching h*lolive.

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>>16614121
There really is only few selected chuubas that anyone could reasonably watch for other than cute shit or GFE and those are usually the most popular JPs anyway that none of these fucks watch

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>>16614192
As someone who's watched critikal for 10 years now, vtubers are actually putting out better entertainment

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>>16613796
So you say to yourself but anybody who watches streamers regularly is most likely spending more time with them than friends and family.
You are in a relationship with them (for the love of god can ESLs figure out words have more than one meaning) one that for many people has more engagement and enjoyability than any other in their life.
Pretending that most unicorns think they have a shot at an IRL relationship is silly and disingenuous, it is the wish for the continuation of the relationship between the two that already exists sans potential 3rd parties that have greater access than they do.
Jealousy is commonplace even between people that aren't seeking relationships, why wouldn't somebody so invested not be perturbed?

I speculate most who are against unicorns (besides the annoying spammers or those who want those known for already collabing to change) are casuals with little time investment in streams.

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>>16614302
Have fun eating Mcdonalds then! Best food ever right?

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>>16613162
gachikoi literally means being really in love with vtuber
if one is really in love with vtuber (is a gachikoi) why wouldn't he see that vtuber as his significant other?

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I don't care about the male comment, I am more focused with how painfully unfunny this whole exchange is.

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>>16614365
I got banned for.posting about it before so I will just say check the archives. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

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>>16612337
is this accurate?

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>>16614192
There is really nothing funny with moistcritikal and you are only making your argument sound bad by talking about him

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Jesus nijikeks are coping too hard I mean there's nothing wrong with liking whores ntr fetish isn't that uncommon

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>>16614410
nigger, we just treat them as podcasts.

you can just listen to them while you work. it's like the radio.

Idk why this is such a hard concept for people.

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>>16614509
Tell that to the fanbase who's so obsessive lmao, they've had multiple retirements and reincarnations if not lawsuits over that sole subject. it's not a radio to them.

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>>16611661
??
what else are you going to call it
retard

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>>16614615
fucking unicorns i swear lmao

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>>16614429
The actual context of the tweet is Mysta being a freak and selen calling him out on the Discord to prove he's being a freak and humiliating him in front of social media

Honestly based.

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>>16614509
Treating it as a podcast creates a much more distant experience than those engaging with the stream and chuuba om a regular basis.

Put it this way, most people want to chat or play games with their oshi, that alone isn't unicorn behaviour, but generally people can only do those activities in a limited fashion, showing a collab where somebody else gets to do what you never can is frustrating to many.
Sadly this desire and equivalents get lumped together with a vocal minority of actual crazies despite being fairly inoffensive views.

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cuckbros...we can't stop winning

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>>16611661
The world is not either British or American, anon. Dont know what they teach you at school majority of Europe or the world nowadays dont learn British english

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Isn't this what you sign up for when you chose to follow niji?
What's the problem

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>>16614509
don't tell me how you "love" your "oshi" ever again normalfag scum

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>>16607003
you seem upset. are you mysta being mad? or perhaps, you are a new-age anon that drank the koolaid and thinks that communication via platforms other than 4chan is supposed to be a crime and a cause for outrage?
either way, it appears you are in need of taking your meds, honored sir.
>>16608828
what exactly does CGDCT have to do with anon's delusions of dating the entertainer(s) he watches?
>>16614257
>look at their way of operation
>cites two groups that do not operate the same
what did he mean by this.

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#justzoomerthings

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>>16607003
The fact that this thread is already 150 replies long to defend this cuckoldry is telling. Male vtubers are a blight.

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Is there a single holo chuuba that is an actually entertaining streamer that doesn’t play into this idol bullshit and GFE autism?

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>>16614847
seethe lol

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>>16614831
do you really think this is a person who likes niji? lmao it's likely a holofaggot seeing the tweet on his timeline and just deciding to make a shitpost

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>>16614909
I like Polka

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>>16614942
Give me back nbhm

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>>16614847
I don't. I just appreciate that they make entertaining content.

If they stop being entertaining i switch to the next stream. Simple as.

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>>16614977
This is why Nijifags are normalfag scum. Thanks for confirming.

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>>16614909
even pecola does gfe shit
so no there aren't
they have their way of doing business and they are sticking to it

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>>16614410
>it is the wish for the continuation of the relationship between the two that already exists sans potential 3rd parties that have greater access than they do.
But then your entire relationship is built on an obvious delusion that will inevitably crumble. Every vtuber has a life outside the stream, relationships outside their stream, hobbies and interests and events that they will not share with their viewer. It's got nothing to do with how dedicated I am or how strong my feelings are, I just manage my expectations in a healthy way. I've watched vtubers every day for the past two years, I just don't want to drive myself insane by falling in love with someone who can never return those feelings.

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>>16615035
most of us are yeah.

it's nice to be able to hold a conversation with actual human beings u know?

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>>16614942
I hope you are sarcastic
polka does it a lot, especially member content

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>>16615035
Are you saying Holofags SHOULD keep watching, even if the contents aren't entertaining?

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>>16614876
>anon's delusions of dating the entertainer(s) he watches?
Please read what i said.
>>16614410
You are strawmanning unicorns.

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>>16614504
>there's nothing wrong with liking whores ntr fetish isn't that uncommon
The funny things is, keks believe this whole heartedly and label themselves redpilled of their ability to slurp brown cock. The amount of cope is astounding.

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>>16615110
You watch foreign women larp as anime girls.
Pretending to be a normalfag is a sad cope from retards that think they still have a chance at popularity and not arguing on 4chan.
At least unicorns know what they are.

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>>16607003
Every single discord server has a lewd channel, where people post nudes. Everyone that has used discord knows this.

They are whores.

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>>16615038
>even pecola
dont word it like that. She is the one that is very serious about it and had mental breakdowns when people jokingly made comments about not acting like an idol when she started

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>>16614909
gen 0
Subaru
Pekora
Towa
Coco
Watame
Polka
Botan>>16614876

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>>16615307
But then why did she let my chicken go cold...?

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there is nothing wrong living in consensual parasocial delusional if both sides are happy with that arrangement
I don't understand anti-unicorns/anti-gfefags

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>>16615302
This, I'm 100% confident they've done "rate my cock" posts

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>>16607630
brits are disgusting

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>>16615276
idk man i don't really care, they're just funny. Simple as. Uhhh be popular or something idk whatever.

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>>16615302
Jokes on you, a woman joined my buddies discord server and disallowed that shit because it made her uncomfortable and others followed

thank god I have no friends anymore

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>>16615319
Are you being sarcastic? Literally all of those mentions have had yab regarding male interactions and were very quick to succumb to their audience's wishes.

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>>16615319
>>doesn’t play into this idol bullshit and GFE autism?

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>>16615356
you can keep forcing it but that will not make your oshi relevant

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O M G guys

Pee is so funny

Can't wait for the rate my smegma posts

NijiEN winning!

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What's wrong with talking to coworkers?

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>>16615319
>Subaru
Pekora chose her to dance with her on her birthday precisely because she is the model idol in her opinion

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>>16615152
If they could be un-entertaining they wouldn't be my oshi in the first place. Do you not support your oshi?

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>>16614909
Selen

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>>16615302
anon you might have been groomed

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>>16615302
Totally this, I bet they share nudes as soon as they join to "get to know each other better"

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>>16615319
>EOP clipwatcher
please neck yourself

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>>16615473
>>16615482
they don't do gfe also not interacting with males doesn't make them gfe

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>>16614909
Mr Koro

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>>16614909
The only ones that mention their boyfriends. Any other girl that pretends to be single for unicorn bucks is gfe. So pretty much most of them.

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>>16615647
...Did I stutter?

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>>16615647
>polka doesn't do gfe

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Every single team where there is males and women together will have sexual harassment. Men always will try to rape women.

Just wait until they get metoo'd and the twitlongers start popping off.

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>>16615647
And earn low tier superchats as a holo lol.

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>>16615723
>Men always will try to rape women.
can confirm
t. male

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Holocorns aren't mature enough to engage with the vtuber community at large.
Stay in your bubble.

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>>16615647
Subaru literally said she wants her fans to love her like one would love a girlfriend... also did you see her voice packs? like seriously?

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>>16615701
She only does it in members streams
still not gfe holo

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>>16615682
wrong。

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>>16615701
That guy is just a nijinigger pulling shit out of his ass lol

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>>16615791
Holochads are mature enough to recognize and voice their taste instead of kneeling to every color of the rainbow and pretending to enjoy a ruined talent. it's okay to say no to 9 inches of girth in your anus.

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>>16615864
You are moving goalposts faster than Mumei is gonna suck homo dick

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>>16614493
No one knows, no one watches Phase Connect.

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>>16615810
>voice packages
that still doesn't make them gfetubers

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>>16615964
how am I moving goal post?

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Subaru is THE idol chuuba at this point. She is Yagoo's fav and a few of her coworkers have said they have turned into her fans. Not to mention she even inspired her mom(artist) to vtube and recently 3d debuted to 89k people.

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>>16615810
Funnily enough if you check shuba's instagram she was originally going for that image (essentially the same as the summer date pics from her last goods set).
If anything she's just got back on track.

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>>16615136
I don't have a membership
So she seems fine to me.

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>>16608837
>Ina
>JPs
That's some shitty bait, try harder

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>>16616159
Refine the list for us

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>>16616110
Everyone knows Ame is YAGOO's favorite

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>>16616110
This, she might even dethrone Pekora at this pace

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>>16607003
That's unironically cringe

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>>16614365
Vox flirted with minor back when he was minor. Unlike /vt/ Vox got a social life.

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Can we take a moment to note that Selen is a snitch for doing that.

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>>16607105
Correct

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvo-7RzE-3M&t=1m19s

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>>16616541
male or female minor?

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>>16616724
She's been snitched on before.

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>>16616724
Yeah that was pretty faggy. If she and Mysta had that exchange in a group chat sure but airing it out there, bad moves

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>>16607003
Why does anyone still watch NijiEN is beyond me.

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>>16607693
Switch Niji and vshojo

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>>16607003
hate males. kill all vtuber males.

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>>16614910
>102 posters 215 replies
It's telling of how much free time holofans got since their streamers arent even streaming. Try finding more than 5 posters 'defending' for your narrative, bud.

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Non-japs were a mistake. Canucks and bongs were a mistake.

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>>16617155
You have to be as autistic as you are to believe Mysta isn't 100% behind this bit of "content for the fans".

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>Niji actually lives rent free in antis head

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>>16617246
>how much free time
By making 2 posts and fucking off?

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>>16617312
this but with hololive

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>>16617246
Threads don't grow on their own, you know?

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>>16617371
Look at the damn catalog and tell me how many tribal meta-threads about Nijisanji right now? At least 5 got deleted since the last time I refreshed.

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>>16617312
Its so funny honestly

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>>16617621
Imagine actually believing those aren't made by larping Nijifaggots. Get a functional brain instead of letting a boogeyman literally live rent free in your head lmao.

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>>16617736
And the replies are also larping nijifaggots, too? Lmao. Try being coherent.

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>>16610738
That was actually the context of the post. Mysta was on a road trip and pissed in a bottle when he was 7.

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>>16617621
That's not what you said or quoted now is it.
Imagine actually believing shitposters false flagging bullshit is real, of course thats gonna ramp up given recent events.

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>>16617821
>>16617856

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>>16608837
ALL JPs?

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>>16617621
Every vtuber and company gets shit on, get used to it newfag.

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>>16617621
>make niji bait threads
>shit on niji by replying to itself
>blame it on Holo fanbase
why are nijicucks like this?

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>>16618028
This is exactly what happened in /jp/ by the way, I'll never forget.

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>>16608113
>https://files.catbox.moe/qjag99.mp4
someone repost these please the link is dead

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>>16607401
yeah, to my children

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>>16607645
Americans might live rent free in my head, but they still tip

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>>16618028
yea, I'm sure all the (OP)s in this one are falseflaggers.

At some point you gotta realize that there's people to shit out feces to throw on one field than the other.

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H*lol*ve mindbroke people into believing the streamers being friends and joking with each other is something weird and bizarre.

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>>16618028
>Its always Nijifaggot!!!!!
Lol lmao, holofag never accept that their fanbase is shit, is the most hilarious thing i read all day, keep shifting the Blame faggot

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>>16617155
The tweet in OP was asked on stream by Selen and Mysta never said not to do it, he was laughing at it. They were streaming together.

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>>16608113
w-why am I hard wtf? I'm not into this shit..

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>all these whiteknighting ESLs justifying shit
Where do they even come from?

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>>16618697
justifying people talking to each other? /vt/ is actually socially retarded.

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>>16618538
Cope faggot, they're having sex right now off stream. But its them just being friends and joking, so it's ok :)

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>>16618697
>where do they come from?
I thought this is unity board

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>>16612775
Based

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>>16618856
Unity yes, in the sense we agree that faggots are a plague.

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>>16615369
the fact that rushia is just as fucked in the head as us is so amazing. perfect vtuber gfe

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>>16618771
>This is how normal people talk to each other!!!!
Maybe in a red light district

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>>16608883
ironmouse publicly dates connor dawg voice actor on stream

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>>16616364
Does he genuinely like her? I’d like to know why.

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>>16619141
she actually produces content unlike the other girls

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>>16607003
Niji lives rent free
Cope and seethe

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>>16619131
ironlung can't physically fuck so her flirting doesn't count.

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>>16619141
She is a package deal of producer and content creator, cult following and technical expertise.

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>>16613547
I'm pretty sure the EN males act gay to protect unicorn culture. It's unfortunate because it also panders to fujoshi.

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>>16619320
Why are Detectivefags like this?

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>>16619119
>bottler jokes are what red light district people talk about
Dont kid yourself, you have never talked to girl, not to mention knowing what prostitution is like.

Try getting the gut to talk outside 4chan for once, you'll see.

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>>16619427
Based fujoshi

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>>16619283
I will be her first and her last.

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>>16619459
How rich, an ESL SEAnigger babbling about prostitution and touching grass. Preach. No wonder your group has a horrible reputation.

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>>16616541
>discord flirting
>social life

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>>16619459
>g-go outside
Your circle of whores and manwhores is not the same thing with a group of entertainers who always have to act within boundaries and in line with their viewer's wishes. Like if Selen and Mysta were to start publicly dating for example both of their viewerships would plummet so hard you'll see the true meaning of what exactly is a parasocial relationship and why all vtubers take part in it no exception

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>>16619131
I feel sorry for Connor who has to play boyfriend simulator for absolutely no benefit at all, lmao

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>>16618992
Yep and that everyone on /vt/ are faggots

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>>16619637
unironic soijak post

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>>16613497
This barely scratches the surface of the mental illness gachikois have. It's worse than waifufags because they are in love with a 2D avatar that has a 3D's personality

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>>16615319
>subaru
>watame
>>>poruka
holy kek

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>>16619798
My bad for triggering you dear manchild, next time I'll have a masseuse give you a prostate massage beforehand to lessen the blow.

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>>16607003
Virtualtubertwitters?

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>>16619892
you don't even watch them thread reading faggot

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>>16619431

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>>16620316
Is that urine in a glass she's holding?

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>>16619769
Talking outside of 4chan, fucking read, retard. I said nothing about going outside.

This tweet was literally just an extension of the convo they had while streaming, and talking to their viewers, chat was saying "ask them". If anything, this is following their viewers' wish LMAO.

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>>16619779
maybe you're too broken to get it but human relationships are fulfilling even if you don't fuck the person.

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>>16607241
It's going to be a lot of fun watching people like you implode when HolostarsEN debuts.

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>>16620368
I WANT TO DRINK THE AME PEE CUP!!!!!

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>>16608113
But why
What is the challenge here

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>>16620604
It's never happening, given Cover is actually competent unlike their competitors.

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>>16614175
I can't believe people pay for things they enjoy. Jobless confirmed. Please chew rocks.

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>>16607003
>open image
>sees males
>close image

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M-mumei?!

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>>16607003
>Non-idols doing non-idol things
Wow OP this is truly a spectacle.
How could such a thing be allowed?
Truly scandalous.

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>>16607111
Apex debuff

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>>16608113
The patron saint of /ringo/!!!

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>>16607003
Does this mean that they actually are into vtuber mode even when they're offstream? Kinda cringe if all they do is roleplay.

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I would drink Pomu gamer pee.

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>>16623960
I know, right? Why are they using their vtuber names when talking on their vtuber discord? They should be using their real names and faces

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>>16623973
Finana buys it all

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>>16607190
People care because they post it in public

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>>16607234
Yeah, I can't wait for the sex pest twitlonger drama that happened about 20 months ago either.

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>thread about Selen and Mysta's joke on stream got this many replies
Man I should post about NijiEN shenanigans in the catalog if you think this is shocking.

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>>16617117
Female, 16 years old. Not like it makes a difference, nor does the fact that they were both "minors" (because it would have been fine either way)

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>>16616541
That's not even the part people thought were going to get him fucked, it was the dubious connection by some angry tumblr tween to an account that's not him that also did a buncha retarded shit.

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>>16617145
Selen was brainstorming new passwords for the hand simulator server so their viewers dont get into their lobbies. Do you watch streams faggot?

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>>16617825
And he admitted in using piss bottles as body warmer...

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>>16607003
They are so quirky XD

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>>16607645
All Anglosphere is just America

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>>16622791
If only HoloEOPs knew how many poop jokes Nene makes on stream

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>>16607003
wtf I love mysta now

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>>16630444
fags here dont, you already should know that
just look at some people saying she should stop tweeting "private" discord msgs

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>>16632895
This thread unironically made me start to like him because it convinced me to check out his streams.

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>>16618692
>I'm not into this shit..
too late, you are now

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>300 posts about this shit
Fucking hell /vt/

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>>16607458
Every Anglophone on Earth is American, apparently

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>>16633776
I've been using the internet for over 20 years and this is bar none the most retarded board I've ever had the pleasure of reading

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>>16633995
Based

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I only like fake friendships, groups without synergy and camaraderie, and streamers that don't like to stream.
So I don't like OP's image.

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>>16633995
Have you seen /vp/ recently?

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>>16607241
I guess this Pekorafag doesn't know about 'Jun' yet

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>>16616541
>Vox
>Flirted
ofc it will catch fire

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>16607241
Holy shit Nijikeks falling for this obvious bait

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>>16614268
Shut up Ike.

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>>16607003
I don’t care about talking to males on Discord, there isn’t anything wrong with that. That kind of 12-years old sense of humours, on the other hand…

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>>16607458
>>16610600
>>16638399
Being genuinely concerned over your friend's hygiene and calling out his harmful habits is not humor.

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>>16610738
>long road trip
Can't you just stop the car, go outside and pee?

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Just came here to post Selen because i love her