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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Raping the Market Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (rape) (embed)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous thread: >>16536101

>> No.16589593

towa

>> No.16589624
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hello

>> No.16589640
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wah!

>> No.16589641
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>>16589624

>> No.16589682

Daytrading has always been kinda good

>> No.16589691

>>16589682
truth

>> No.16589707
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>>16589593
Based

>> No.16590009

>>16589959
>not 10x iroha

>> No.16590044

>>16590009
see >>16589247
You niggers already closed that window up.

>> No.16590139
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>>16589624
and so it begins

>> No.16590196
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>>16590139
I will still post aquahello's but now that I got the hello5 I will branch out to other hello's I think it will be pretty fun

>> No.16590277
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>>16590196
have you considered other greetings, maybe a hey, or a yo?

>> No.16590305

>>16589624
hie!

>> No.16590544
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>>16590277
yo is already used i will stick to hello

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>>16589624

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>>16590640

>> No.16590774

>>16590759
>sell towa 10x

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>>16590774

>> No.16590815

>>16590759
>Pochimaru dividends

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>>16590759
>buying coins towa 10x
>towa value
>towa based
Damn, for all the Towa I said last thread, the word cloud kinda sucked. Maybe next time I'll get more fun Towa ones to point out.

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>>16590759
>deadbeat dead
>cypherposter dethroned from mori oshiboard last thread
wh-what?

>> No.16590914

>>16590900
cypher was the real deadbeat all along

>> No.16590941

>>16590914
cypher was the only real deadbeat...

>> No.16590966

>>16590044
Why does it matter if that guy uses edge on mobile? We were talking about why you aren't multibuying iroha

>> No.16590970 [SPOILER] 
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>>16590900
somebody never finished watching this...

>> No.16590990

>>16590914
>>16590941
I'll never forgive the vibrobeat for dethroning my nasfaq oshi

>> No.16591016

>>16590900
cypher's revenge?

>> No.16591029
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>>16590966
it meant I just woke up

>> No.16591048

>>16591016
cypher told me she wishes for a world without braps

>> No.16591085

>>16591048
>cypher
>she
basis for this claim?

>> No.16591118

>>16591085
>he doesn't know

>> No.16591133

>>16591085
My dick

>> No.16591159
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16591159

ooooo you want to sell towa oooooo

>> No.16591190

>>16591159
I'm buying Towa x6

>> No.16591196

>>16591159
cute boy, I'm buying towa now

>> No.16591211
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>>16591159

>> No.16591351
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hello

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>>16591351
hello

>> No.16591475
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16591475

is this the hello thread

>> No.16591486

>>16591475
yes, hi

>> No.16591543
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>>16591475
hi

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>>16589624
>>16591351
>>16591475
go away

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>>16591351
>>16591475

>> No.16591763

network anon doko?

>> No.16591834

>>16590990
>vibrobeat
lmao

>> No.16591924

>>16591834
the vibrator only makes him stronger

>> No.16591929
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16591929

Hi

>> No.16591957

>>16591924
Did he also break it like that aqua crossplayer?

>> No.16592124
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16592124

Hello there.

With the update to taxes and multicoin, the T.H.E.F.T. chart gets updated as well. The chart is now color scaled, using colors that are colorblind-friendly. You now have no real excuse to not read this chart.

The changes to taxes make multicoin up to 5x more than viable both ways. The inequity between multisell and multibuy's value is much closer than before, but multibuy is still favored.

>What determines the color scaling?
Color scaling on this chart is based on typical adjustment movement. With the 10k adjustment cap being removed, it is expected that this color scaling will need to be updated later, as coins set to spike are likely to spike harder. This means that 36% and higher adjustment values are likely to show up more frequently. With current data, adjustments at 25% and lower are frequent enough that multicoining is a safe gamble.

>Does this make Buy 10/Sell 10 a viable play?
I currently hold the opinion that while multisell has become more viable (more accurately, the use case for it is more likely to appear as the threshold of increase is lower), the general strategy remains the same: Multibuy for coins you intend to hold long-term, and multisell when the deal is REALLY good or you need fast cash now. You should pick and choose, and try not to combine them whenever possible.

>> No.16592125

>>16591957
Yes, he always keep it inside because it makes his voice feminine

>> No.16592187

>>16592124
>nd multisell when the deal is REALLY good
Like UI today for example?

>> No.16592225
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anybody got the image of BEEEEEG donkey ears?
>>16592124
>colorblind-friendly
based
>>16592187
yup

>> No.16592253

>>16592187
Yes. Slow gathering of Ui since the announcement of the event and selling 10x now would have been /the/ play if we knew about when the multicoin/tax/adjustment cap rework would happen.
Damn, the thread is especially horny today. What did I do to deserve this?

>> No.16592266

>>16592187
Yes. If you were buying Ui 1x for most of the time you were buying her, you should be multiselling her as much as you can get away with. She was up 200% from yesterday (which was already on a spike), and more than 300% from her 2-week average.

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>>16592253
>spoiler
>not a single hornypost or ERP-er to be seen

>> No.16592382

>>16592303
It's about the alleged vibrating device.

>> No.16592396
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I forgot how little shares Ui has and how fast she is moving due to the multicoin changes as well, oops.
>>16592382
>alleged

>> No.16592458

>>16592382
Do you want me to move on to the collar and leash allegations?

>> No.16592467
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>>16592382
oh. I'm worried at how much background nasfaqg faggotry has started to blend in...

>> No.16592500

>>16592382
>>16592467
mocking the deadbeat is not the same as hornyposting, this is funny

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>>16592225
you mean this one?

>> No.16592512
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16592512

>>16592458
The what.

>> No.16592530

alright im out then

>> No.16592547
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>>16592503
thank you, that's the one!
HONK LET ME ROLL ONE NOW DAMN IT

>> No.16592564

all the zaibatsuniggers are taking it up the arse from Priestess, it is all just a tako harem

>> No.16592571

>>16592530
Good on you, anon. Good on you...

>> No.16592577

>>16592512
Tako leash, deadbeat collar. I also have news about a newfound bowl with a triangle on it.

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>>16592547

>> No.16592689

VIBROBEAT ONLYFANS WHEN

>> No.16592765
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16592765

Calling all europoors and seanigs! Vote on new divegrass players.
https://poal.me/azh4ts

>> No.16592784

There is a point at which a joke gets weird, you can stop now

>> No.16592790

>>16592765
pls make it nyagger

>> No.16592792

>>16592253
Truthfully the adjustment cap was the biggest factor here. 10k up from Ui's pre-adjustment price would've been 180% up on her 2-week average, which is fine enough for the new taxes, but would've been unacceptable to 5x Sell under the old system. Adjustment Cap being removed would've meant that if nothing else happened, Ui would still be a "Sell as much as you can" play.

IMAGINE THAT, HONK. GIVING PEOPLE INCENTIVE TO SELL EN MASSE WILL POSSIBLY SOLVE THE VOLUME INFLATION. ONLY BEEN SAYING THAT FOR MONTHS.

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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS76eS34Y0c

>> No.16592858

>>16592792
WHAT? You said higher taxes on multisell? Sure, I can do that.

>> No.16592872

>>16592784
Thank you.
>>16592792
Not even cap-removed 33k Ui would have been profitable to sell 5x, actually.

>> No.16592876
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>>16592792
We should increase taxes on multisell instead actually.

>> No.16592894
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>>16592792
but then I'll have too much liquid...

>> No.16592901
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>>16592792
Hi-
I am increasing the multisell tax to 25% per coin.

>> No.16592952
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16592952

>>16592901
Thank you honk. This will solve the coin hoarding problem.

>> No.16592953

>>16592894
You can buy a lot more with cheaper taxes, that's the beauty of all this. Just spend more money

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>>16592901

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>>16590196
>>16590277
https://mega.nz/folder/hWRUTDCB#aO8Fy7DeZAxY1f_GSUqdUw
I am sniffing popular demand so here

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>>16593045
pon

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>>16593045
thanks mikofag

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>>16593101
Chi.

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>>16593045
thank you mikofag

>> No.16593220

>>16593163
pochi...

>> No.16593227
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>>16593163
TSUMO-NYAN!
i mean uh, tsumo-peko.

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>>16593163
Tsumo-nya.

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>>16593045
thankq

>> No.16593286
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>>16593045
yo yo

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>>16593227
>>16593237
We are?

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>>16593045
...there's a holopesos folder
no AI pesos in it...

>> No.16593316
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>> No.16593345

This is nyagger propaganda to rig the divegrass poll in real time.

>> No.16593349
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>>16593301
We are!

>> No.16593362

>>16593227
Please note that with the right discards, Pekora could have reached a suuankou tenpai here.

>> No.16593384
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>>16593045

>> No.16593397 [SPOILER] 
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>>16593349

>> No.16593424
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>>16593397
YOU PUT THEM BACK RIGHT NOW
>>16593316
lmfao
>>16593045
last one, I think

>> No.16593443
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>>16593349
Nevermind.

>> No.16593462

No fandeads for Tampa!

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>>16593462
one day...

>> No.16593499

>>16593345
it did actually get votes since the nyagger spam started, this wasn't my goal but it worked quite nicely

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>>16593499

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>>16593548
>>16593316
>nyagger is throwin up the shocker in that emote
lmfao

>> No.16593831

>>16592792
>solve volume inflation
you still have to buy coins to receive divvies at the end of the week

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16593971

>>16593045
if you don't mind, could you add this hat to the hats folder, probably a long shot that it gets added, but one can pray. many thanks

>> No.16594038

>>16593971
If honk doesn't add it, I'm going to bog the servers.

>> No.16594131

>>16594038
I doubt he will because of the size

>> No.16594256

>>16594131
I guess the servers are getting bogged.

>> No.16595030

>>16594256
nyo...

>> No.16596386

All the loreposters are dead

>> No.16596578

Dear M and any other oshicoiner that's not their board crown.
This your chance, Honk has bestowed upon us the ultimate oshiwar tool, the strength that x10 holds is frankly terrifying.
Take a look at the roboco board, that 2k difference is no more than 200 cycles at x10
In just about a day and 10 hours that crown could be in danger, no to mention that the x10 pressure is so hard that you put the #1 spot on check to either match your power or lose the crown.
Those 4k between Tampa and M? Just 3 days.
You can go even crazier if you want, Watoto and Sneed have about a 20k difference, it might look like a lot, but that's only 2 weeks of buying.
Harsh times lay ahead, plan and prepare accordingly for what might be the arc of the oshiwars and aggressive take overs.
May Ms. Honk have mercy on us.

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16596599

Hi-
I've added the Kadomatsu Hat, I meant to include with the last batch but I forgor, sorry about that.

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>>16596578
The nearest oshicoiner to me is dead.

>> No.16596658

>>16596578
>>16596599
These two posts being together makes me uneasy

>> No.16596736

>>16596578
my board is dead, and I'm alone in it's ashes

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>>16596599
based, I won't bog the server.

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>>16593315
updated, I had some lying around

>> No.16597440

>>16596578
This just makes kotone's death even funnier

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>>16593971
ye added

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>>16596599
thank you i can now terrorize the leaderboard

>> No.16597635

>>16597601
Jesus that was fast.

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>>16597601

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>>16597841

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>>16592765
And the last poll, who should go? These are all dead memes, a bit shit or have bad models.
https://poal.me/lynxif

>> No.16598450

>>16592765
no "free milk" as option, who made this abomination.

>> No.16598479

>>16598450
Pretty sure that "Nyagger" is the "FREE MILK" player.

>> No.16598531
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16598531

>>16598479
alright, it's decided then

>> No.16598536

>>16598479
With those pancakes? please don't make me laugh

>> No.16598567
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>>16598450
nyagger is free milk, I just wanted a more accessible name for people who weren't there

>> No.16598692
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16598692

oohhhh

>> No.16598771
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16598771

ToT

>> No.16598801

all users who have ui hats are willing to be raped

>> No.16598807

>>16598771
correction needed...

>> No.16598846
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16598846

>>16598801
oh nyooo

>> No.16598897

>>16598846
vibrobeat...

>> No.16598901

>>16598846
deadbeats...

>> No.16598919
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16598919

>WU
>Degozaru drop
>GF ASMR
What a way to start the week
>>16598208
Oi, I'm still here

>> No.16598975

>>16598846
joe...

>> No.16598984

>>16598846
I call dibs on the deadbeats

>> No.16599018

>>16598897
>>16598901
Why do you guys want to fuck the deadbeats? aren't girls the cutest when they are almost retarded? I'll go for the retarded

>> No.16599029

it’s fiddy percent now, do we keep going yo

>> No.16599043

>>16599018
but anon, deadbeats are literal boneheads

>> No.16599110

>>16599018
spaghet...

>> No.16599159

>>16599018
>he doesn't want to fuck an intelligent and haughty girl stupid

>> No.16599210

Does anyone want to buy my ame hat?

>> No.16599256

>>16599018
>didn't do aggie reps
I will conquer the amazonessbeat

>> No.16599262

>>16599210
spaghet will probably buy it if you put it up

>> No.16599501
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16599501

>>16598208
>>MPP
man

>> No.16599546

>>16599210
Sorry, I'm straight

>> No.16599599

>>16599546
are you implying spaget is gay?

>> No.16600019

>>16598984
i heard they make good pets

>> No.16600080
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16600080

.

>> No.16600402

>>16600080
what a terrifying visage

>> No.16601969

>>16599501
Dansaa put Susan on there for some fucking reason. MPP is still a sturdy meme.

>> No.16602178

>>16601969
I put most of the bench on there because they're all shit. MPP and Susan both need better models but they're such vague concepts that I have no idea what to do with them.

>> No.16602284

>>16602178
Just make MPP a gigachad model

>> No.16602315

>>16602284
MPP IS a gigachad model.

>> No.16602337
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16602337

>>16602284
why didn't I think of that

>> No.16602358

>>16602315
Precisely

>> No.16602459
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16602459

>> No.16602475

>>16599210
I'll pay 1m for it, if you are gonna make an auction now make sure to make it 15+ hours so I can bid on it

>> No.16602498

>>16602459
>real
what the fuck yonjew's funny auctions...

>> No.16602523

>>16602459
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
GOOD FUCKING BYE YONJEW

>> No.16602597

>>16602459
yonju hate!

>> No.16602620
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16602620

>>16602459
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SUCKS
HE'S JUST GOING TO CHANGE HIS NAME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.16602683

>>16602459
Refreshing the page resets the hidden users filter. Yonju lives.

>> No.16602778

>>16602459
why did you not make them hide individually by going inside the auction honkler, you even have a fucking individual unique ID for each of them on the URL, it shouldn't be that hard

>> No.16603289
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16603289

hey ame doko if you are reading how about we make our oshiboard uniform and wear an amehat? I can sell it to you for basically nothing btw sneed ur a faget

>> No.16603881
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16603881

>btw sneed ur a faget

>> No.16603905

>>16603881
rape

>> No.16603962

>>16603881
rape

>> No.16603986

>>16596578
thanks for the encouragement but I don't have a sheet that can 24/7 the trades so probably won't happen anytime soon

>> No.16603993

>>16603881
rape

>> No.16604034

>>16603881
rape

>> No.16604267

Does anyone actually own more than one bibi? because you can stack them now

>> No.16604334

>>16604267
I've got a few

>> No.16604358
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16604358

>>16604267
>
PALESTINE

>> No.16604378
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16604378

>they are still 10xing Iroha

>> No.16604384

>>16604267
>>16604358
No fucking way. I have six. Check the leaderboard in a few minutes.

>> No.16604396
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16604396

>>16604267

>> No.16604404

>>16604358
PUT EM ON LET ME SEE

>> No.16604483
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16604483

HOLY SHIT

>> No.16604520
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16604520

>>16604483
>two zaibatsuniggers completely mogged by bibistacks
lmfao

>> No.16604529
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16604529

this is cool i like. guess i won't be able to buy bibis as easily

>> No.16604547
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16604547

>>16604520
wonderful

>> No.16604556
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16604556

>>16604483
will it just be on the leaderboard mr honkler, i want my board to be intimidating

>> No.16604555

I am buying bibis at 10M each

>> No.16604633
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16604633

>taxes cut
>bibis stacked
everything in the prophecy came true

>> No.16604717

>>16604633
Now add the possibility to punch people through my screen

>> No.16604734
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16604734

stack 'em
>>16604717
first in line to punch yonju

>> No.16604750

add those consumables that force light/dark mode toggling honk

>> No.16604783
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16604783

>>16604750
we already have the perfect image

>> No.16604806
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16604806

>>16604750
and the perfect notification image

>> No.16604846

>>16604750
I want an iten that makes me able to play an earrape audio whenever someone logs in

>> No.16604888

>>16604846
I want an item that logs you out

>> No.16604946

Honk where is the marriage update

>> No.16604983

>>16604946
Honk please, I need to marry konnui

>> No.16604993

>>16604846
>decide to set up my zhonkbot while in the same room as my family
>logs in
>/nasfaq/_sings_no_tengo_dinero_earrape_vers.mp4 starts playing at full volume
>everybody is looking at me
>grab my laptop and decide to set up zhonkbot while shitting

>> No.16605000
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16605000

Hello and good night

>> No.16605021

>>16604846
tampa...

>> No.16605034

>>16605000
hey

>> No.16605052

>>16604983
Bread...

>> No.16605053

>>16604946
If it ever happens it's going to be next month for valentines, I guarantee it

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16605100

>>16604846

>> No.16605126
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16605126

>>16605000
Oyasumi

>> No.16605125
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16605125

I want NASFAQ Kart

>red shell
bricks the person one place ahead of you's zhonkbot for one cycle
>green shell
randomly hits someone within 12 spots of you with a missed cycle, chance it does nothing
>blue shell
bricks cypher's zhonkbot for one cycle
>banana
bricks anyone 1-11 places behind you on the leaderboard's zhonkbot for one cycle
>boo
steal coins from anyone within 12 places of you on the leaderboard
>lightning
everyone's zhonkbot bricks - variable timing - the farther ahead of you they are on the leaderboard, the longer it lasts
>star
no taxes for an hour
>mushroom
5 minute cycles for an hour
>super mushroom
1 minute cycles for an hour
>bananas, green/red shells, and mushrooms should also come in threes

>>16604846
...I didn't make this post, wtf
>>16605021
>>16605100
hey, I've been typing this up for the past few minutes...

>> No.16605136

>>16605053
If honk adds a valentine day thing where we exchange chocolate I'm gonna kms

>> No.16605175

>>16605125
I want an item that makes another player shit

>> No.16605176

This update is very neat but it also ruins my goal of collecting a shit ton Bibis without spending money on gacha.

>> No.16605256

>>16605176
Just gotta wait until honk revamps crafting so you can combine 100x cameras for a bibi

>> No.16605306

This has been a good thread, the only thing that it's missin' it's a good ol' lorepost

>> No.16605349

>>16605256
See, I thought about that, but that wouldn't even make me the largest Bibi holder if a certain Haaton were to do the same.

>> No.16605411

>>16605306
I'm gonna lore deez nuts into your mouth

>> No.16605452

>>16605306
Loreposting is dead. Loreposting remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the faggots of all faggots? What was most based and kino of all that the thread has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What rituals of posting, what faggy games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become loreposters simply to appear worthy of it?

>> No.16605472
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16605472

>> No.16605483
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16605483

>>16605053
>>16605136
I wonder if a valentines update will happen, it could be a great community event.

>> No.16605552
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16605552

>>16605472
yoooo want to help me make the largest bibi stack, it'd be pretty cool

>> No.16605580

>>16605483
How much for a go at that bussy?

>> No.16605589

>>16605483
Yeah haha... Everyone would totally be happy haha...

>> No.16605663

Okay honk, you need to add an option to hide hats because they're just an eyesore now

>> No.16605684

>>16605663
t. hatlet

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16605706

>>16605663

>> No.16605732

>>16605452
Loreposting never had a future, it was just a desperate ddort to keep one single person hooked into the game and inti the thread but now that person has another reason to stay here it serves no purpose

>> No.16605960
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16605960

>>16605589
It doesn't have to be the classic chocolate thing, even though that would still be good, maybe it could be some sort of community goal that everyone has to help achieve for a special item? It could make for a nice event.

>> No.16606187

>>16605960
Could be fun maybe
I'm not going to get my hopes up...

>> No.16606195
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16606195

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, and 100 and those in their vicinity!

Please remember to stack bibis responsibly!

>> No.16606203

>>16605960
I'm looking forward to the Valentines event... Marriage certificates doko...

>> No.16606216

>>16605732
Speak for yourself cunt

>> No.16606215

>>16605960
Please don't even suggest it, valentines will hurt a lot

>> No.16606292

>they don't have nasfaq gf

>> No.16606312

>>16606292
Do you?

>> No.16606329

>>16606312
Yes

>> No.16606366

>>16606329
liar

>> No.16606427

>>16606329
post their wallet

>> No.16606480 [SPOILER] 
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16606480

>>16606427
Their wallet?
Maybe this will help, I'm too lazy.

>> No.16606522

>>16606480
I mean, you're basically the only one with a Nasfaq gf.

>> No.16606523
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16606523

>>16606480
gf (male)

>> No.16606559

>>16606522
there is that one tako and his deadbeat

>> No.16606590

>>16606523
Does it matter when they're cute?

>> No.16606592

>>16606559
The Tako and the Deadbeat are past the gf stage. Marriage certificates doko...

>> No.16606613
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16606613

>>16606590

>> No.16606626
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16606626

>>16606613

>> No.16606673

Bibi stacking is shit. The leaderboard is unreadable.

>> No.16606709
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16606709

>>16606673
For the record, despite proper English, I did not make this post.

>> No.16606756

>>16606673
This. Limit it to at most 4 bibis, or make each additional stacked bibi cost exponentially more bibis

>> No.16606771
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16606771

>>16606673
zhonk is clearly very drunk right now, I'm expecting a dogeza tomorrow after he sobers up

>> No.16606783

>>16606756
That's not a terrible solution. Exponential bibis.

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16606802

>> No.16606844
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16606844

>>16606480
Did you decide anything regarding yesterday's thing? The deadbeat told me about it and I suggested some things, maybe he relayed them to you?

>> No.16606853

>>16606673
it only covers oshimarks you dumb faggot

>> No.16606865

>>16606853
and other people's hats

>> No.16606900

>>16606865
Nothing wrong with them exerting their own power over a weakling

>> No.16607042

while we're going full retard, make is so that if you have Sana's oshimark but not her limiter, your name covers then entire leaderboard

>> No.16607062
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16607062

>>16607042

>> No.16607069

>>16606709
stop.

>> No.16607073
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16607073

>>16606709
how does it feel that your oshi gets railed by an annoying British groomer who hates you and her gachikoi every single night in Japan?

>> No.16607109

>>16607073
even mori has better taste than to fuck that disgusting creature

>> No.16607147

Make every hat stackable.

>> No.16607148
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16607148

When I wake up, I hope this all was just a bad dream.

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16607235

>>16605175
hai, dozo
>>16607042
yes please

>> No.16607238

>>16607073
Lovely bait, but I genuinely didn't make that post. I thought people would assume it's me since Tampa posted about his bibis covering my icon.

>> No.16607281

>>16605452
stop reading zarathustra and write a fucking lorepost already

>> No.16607291

>>16607235
...there's room for more here but I'm sick of working on this
>VIOLENT INSTANT LAXATIVE
>FAUNA FORMULA

>> No.16607404

>>16604483
>bibi administered correction

>> No.16607489

>>16607404
Krunny IMPALED on a thick bibi stack

>> No.16607525
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16607525

>>16606844
There was no thing and not that I recall, but I am a bit dumb.

>> No.16607593

>>16607525
Talk to Heimin one on one, not about this, just in general.

>> No.16607667

>>16607525
Ohh look at him he is folding

>> No.16607683
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16607683

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>> No.16607684
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16607684

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>> No.16607701
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16607701

All this cuteness going on but I'm lonely, so lonely.

>> No.16607712

>>16607684
>19:00:01
>>16607683
>19:00:00

>> No.16607728
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16607728

>>16607238
I'm partly being serious about it. I don't like how Mori treats her more die-hard fans. I still like her but that part of hers kind of irks me off

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16607762

>>16607683
>19:00:00

>> No.16607771

>>16607684
retard

>> No.16607774
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16607774

>>16607404
>>16607489
That is all

>> No.16607820
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16607820

>>16607684
>19:00:01

>> No.16607828

>>16607774
I really hate niggers

>> No.16607846

>>16607828
kenzoku are the niggers of nasfaq

>> No.16607849
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16607849

>>16607683
>19:00:00
>>16607684
>19:00:01

>> No.16607853

>>16607701
Post wallet

>> No.16607856

>>16607712
>>16607684
>>16607683
>literally next to eachother
>one whole second

>> No.16607879

>>16607853
no

>> No.16607905
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16607905

>>16607683
>19:00:00

>> No.16607949
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16607949

>>16607701
Loneliness is our destiny brother, I'll be right there with you enduring the isolation

>> No.16607964
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16607964

>>16607684
>19:00:01

>> No.16608263

>>16592124
are these % based on honk's formula, like i see this and say "hey i can sell x4"

>> No.16608276

>>16607042
Yes please, but only for the crown so that people would actually buy her

>> No.16608316
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16608316

>>16607701
>>16607949
Ask yourself this, are you trying?

>> No.16608359
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16608359

>>16604556
stacking was added to the oshiboard

>> No.16608425

>>16608359
Honk, are you drunk? I expect a naked dogeza tomorrow

>> No.16608436

>>16608359
Watame oshiboard is being raided...

>> No.16608483

>>16608316
Name any player that's avaliable please

>> No.16608540

>>16608316
I think I am?

>> No.16608544
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>>16608316
How can one earnestly seek love if they can't even love themselves?

>> No.16608582

>>16608483
Joe.

>> No.16608586

>>16608359
Honk, no balls to add x20

>> No.16608639
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>>16608544
fuck. that hit a bit too hard.

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>>16608544
Jesus.

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>>16608359
watame? more like watamogged

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>>16608708

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>>16608263
No, because Honk's % change formula is retarded and I actually do not know where it gets the numbers it shits out. Somebody else broke it down one time, but it was so stupid that I immediately forgot it and kept on doing what I already do anyway.

Do the calculation yourself, use a sheet, or check in with the MOVE data in the FUCK archive, as it updates 2-3 times a day at least. In the future I intend to put out a trade assistant sheet that lets you do cursory market analysis on your own.

>> No.16609318

>treerrat deleted Towa off the "real" oshiboard
rude

>> No.16609390

>>16608992
thanks you. that means im going with my gut feeling then

>> No.16609397

>>16608582
joe mama

>> No.16609404
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>>16609318
He fears the power

>> No.16609407

>>16609318
Stop rudely hiding the watamates' board if you want it back

>> No.16609425

>>16609397
git fucked

>> No.16609436

>>16609404
zaibatsufags fear the bibi

>> No.16609463

>>16609318
who?

>> No.16609499

>>16609463
Towa, a member of hololive jp 4th gen

>> No.16609546

>>16609499
the smoker?

>> No.16609559

The begging of the kadomatsu removed honk's limits on hats blocking players so stackable bibis were added, thus all complaints should be sent to Korone instead.

>> No.16609560

>>16609546
and a whore, yes

>> No.16609566

>>16609546
DONTA

>> No.16609593

>>16609559
Don't you dare

>> No.16609625
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16609625

>>16608483
The non-serious answer is me, but on a more serious note if you really want someone by your side you must know them first, anything that creates a rapport between you and the other person is a way to start a relationship. Anyway, there are a lot of free people, aren't there?
>>16608540
Then keep it up anon!
>>16608544
That doomer attitude will get you nowhere anon, if you can't love yourself for what you are then you need to have someone to appreciate you for you are.
Now I'll stop, I'm not the right guy to give advices like this since I'm also a lonely myself.

>> No.16609632

>>16609593
You fear the truth of the matter

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>>16609559
I want mofu's head on a pike.

>> No.16609701

>>16609663
The Twin Towas...

>> No.16609711
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 10,660,557, a 0.77% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 171,944. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 735,074 shares, or 6.9% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 24,206 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 40):
>Iroha :: +14.7%
>Matsuri :: +5.8%
>Korone :: +4.9%
>Melfissa :: +4.5%
>Choco :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 22):
>Ui :: -13.9%
>Pochimaru :: -7.9%
>Fauna :: -5.2%
>Ayame :: -4.6%
>Baelz & Risu :: -3%

17 coins (AZKi, Shion, Pekora, Gura, Subaru, Kiara, Suisei, Iofi, Koyori, Civia, Laplus, Miko, Lui, Mumei, Noel, Flare, Aqua) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $143,818.62, which is an increase of 4.67% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $196,831,255,266.94, which is an increase of 7.04% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $18,463.51. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $21,475,000,149.60 in total market value, or 10.91% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $188,026,234.08 in total market value, or 0.1% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 37):
>Ui :: +132.3%
>Baelz :: +32.7%
>Hololive :: +30.3%
>Pochimaru :: +30.1%
>Towa :: +28.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Mel :: -31.4%
>Sana :: -25.3%
>Risu :: -20.6%
>Haato :: -19.5%
>Nabi :: -14.1%

25 coins had a sub-4% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $121,196,713, which is a decrease of 21.72% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $82,392,984.10 today, a decrease of 55.7% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 24):
>Roboco :: +12.2%
>Sana :: +5.9%
>Lui & Ayamy :: +5.6%
>Kronii :: +4.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Koyori, Roboco, Laplus, Towa) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Risu) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>9 coins (Calliope, Gura, Chloe, Reine, Lamy, Marine, Shion, Subaru, AZKi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins (Civia, Coco, Aqua, Lui) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>44 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ui :: $904.12 Down
>Iroha :: $729.82 Up
>Hololive :: $435.09 Down
>Korone :: $399.49 Up
>Baelz :: $303.80 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Civia :: $0.55 Down
>Moona :: $1.18 Up
>Flare :: $4.32 Up
>Risu :: $5.58 Down
>Coco :: $9.56 Down

Overall Average movement was $22.85 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $99.64 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$150.92 per hour.

As expected, lots of stuff moved today. Volume dips and spikes were both pretty sizeable today, which is what you want to see in a living game. Let's see if this will keep up or if 10x proves to just be another fad mechanic like Superchats were.

Effective today, Civia will be included in adjustment-based data, as data has indicated that she does indeed process an adjustment, just a very tiny one. Civia's inclusion in Morning Review will be evaluated at a later date, because she is still a heavy outlier. Shoutouts to mogu for pointing this out.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.16609713

>>16609663
astounding work gentlemen

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>>16609711
>4 coins (Koyori, Roboco, Laplus, Towa) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
All me.

>> No.16609797

>>16609663
What did mofu do?

>> No.16609860

>>16609797
ur mom

>> No.16609862

>>16609797
Fucked my wife

>> No.16609869

>>16609711
>9 coins (Calliope, Gura, Chloe, Reine, Lamy, Marine, Shion, Subaru, AZKi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
Too bad, I thought Iroha would get in

>> No.16609873

>>16609625
>I'm also a lonely myself.
Romanceanon...

>> No.16609888

>>16609797
fucked my dad

>> No.16609904

>>16609797
ruined the leaderboard with annoying hats

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>>16609625
>The non-serious answer is me

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>>16609663
>>16608359

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>>16609772
Brother, let us pump her.

>> No.16610153

[RRAT]
Honk got sued by Cover and took us on a one last wild ride before the game actually dies

>> No.16610231

>>16610153
>>one last wild ride before the game actually dies
>no broker lottery
>no x100
>no plans head on a spike
what a shitty last ride then

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>>16609711

>> No.16610283

>>16610231
i LOVE big plans

>> No.16610381

>>16610231
plans love

>> No.16610396

>>16609869
Iroha is actually still under her average by just barely 1%, and still a good $200 under her pre-adjustment value.
If people don't cut off the multibuys they're going to run into some trouble soon. Iroha's pretty stable.

>> No.16610583

>>16610396
They're retards, she was already 10% at her dip price, multibuying her is dumb.

>> No.16610968

>>16610583
You can lead people to numbers but you can't make 'em think.

>> No.16611014

>>16610396
>>16610583
This will be an important lesson.

>> No.16611040

>>16610968
It's more likely the fact that volatility (for now) has been changed and people are used to being able to 5x (now 10x) all day.

>> No.16611239

>>16611040
>>16611014
Probably. With 10x on the table and lower taxes, the coins will actually normalize mid-day more frequently. We're going to have to return to the days where we pay attention to zhonkbot and check in on it routinely.
Hopefully this is an actual change in the metagame and doesn't scare people off of the mechanic.

>> No.16611242

>>16611040
Dont forget that zhonk's introducing $0 divvies. Oshicoiners and multitards are all fucked

>> No.16611426

>>16611239
For now, yes, but I honestly give it a month or so where it slows down again, plus Iroha was not a high volume coin, the real test comes with the brap cycle.
>>16611242
He said he was considering it, I doubt he will as it legitimately fucks over those who don't oshicoin money/a good coin when those are the coins that should be facing harsher punishments for having a weaker week, not the poor fucks oshiing shittier coins.

>> No.16611462

>>16611242
>implements oshiboards
>wait under people are deep into their boards
>kill everyone who used that feature
I want zhonk's head on a spike

>> No.16611666

Half-Elf Holdings doko?

>> No.16611685
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>>16611462
Maybe you guys should play the game as intended to be and not just buy coins aimlessly without any foresight. Its not that daunting to daytrade anymore after zhonkbot was introduced. People relying solely on divvies are weird

>> No.16611725

>>16609904
i don't think mofu did anything

>> No.16611745

>>16611725
mofu's korone

>> No.16611827

>>16611685
People relying solely on divvies for their fun really are weird, yeah, but shitcoin oshicoiners need not take such a hard hit. You can't just change who your oshi is right?

>> No.16611846

>>16611685
>Its not that daunting to daytrade anymore after zhonkbot was introduced.
daytrading got to shit when zhonkbot was introduced, what are you on. Multicoins and taxes were added like a week later. The only time daytrading was ever good was before it.

>> No.16611959

>>16611685
I'll daytrade when honk adds a server sided autotrader no really zhonk, electricity bills are skyrocketing here and I'm poor, if you are worried about zombies just put a timer please

>> No.16611964

>>16611846
>daytrading got to shit when zhonkbot was introduced
not anymore. Volatility slightly increased and kenzokus are currently committing mass suicide. Im going to have some fun watching the next adjustments unfold

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I limited the bibi stacking to at most 10 and also made it so that hovering over them hides them. It was fun while it lasted.

>> No.16612072

>>16612009
ASMR when?

>> No.16612077

>>16612009
Now please angle the kadomatsus 45-50 degrees to the left so that it doesn't just hide the person above

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>>16612009
Good one honk, thanks for being so much more active recently

>> No.16612135

>>16612077
fuck off
>>16612009
thanks for finally letting them stack, love you honkler

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>>16608359
honk ily

>> No.16612286

>>16612009
10 is still way too much though, it should be max 3-4

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>>16611964
>mass suicide
We're reclaiming the market share, it's tactical, maybe if you had some soul you would have more fun in the game.
>>16612009
Bibi too strong I guess. Though you are justified. If you do ever make items craftable into hats, please remove the limiter so I can see the true power of it, at least for a short while.

>> No.16612500

>>16612009
Three max or I quit.

>> No.16612543

>>16612500
oh nyo... this random anon will quit...

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>>16612500
Hi-
Do it faggot.

>> No.16612571

>>16612543
NTA but I will quit too

>> No.16612603

>>16612571
why are you scared of bibi

>> No.16612630

>>16612500
>>16612571
t. haachama's duck, triangle consulting, W, or crest industries

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>>16612571
>>16612500
Both of you, post your profiles right now

>> No.16612648

>>16612603
He is scared of femboy kenzokus wearing the "gender neutral" bracelets

>> No.16612669

>>16612500
>>16612571
when you quit can I have your money

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>>16612648
Oi. The bracelets aren't even here yet. You can't say that.

>> No.16612760

>>16612570
Okay, how shall I do it? Let's have some fun.

>> No.16612780

>>16612707
You didn't deny being a femboy, now get your fellow cocksucking crossdressing friends out of here

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>>16612630
i think it's funny

>> No.16612873

>>16612780
I never agreed either, leave your fantasies at the door.

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bibi love

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>>16612707
Fanart is fucking horrible, towa has thick thighs

>> No.16613025

>>16612986
I just like it since it's Towa wearing her merch.

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page 9 alert, post cunny

>> No.16613253

So this is how you get stuff from honk? Spam the thread with gay femboy erp?

>> No.16613308

>>16613246
based
>>16613253
you should be more like the poster above you

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>> No.16613327

>>16613253
That's why Honk's adding companies.

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>>16613246
>page 9 alert, post cunny

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>> No.16613407

>>16612630
Oi, don't drag me into this. You think I would quit at all, even more so for something this trivial?

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>>16613246
Good thinking

>> No.16613479

>>16613253
You don't even know what ERP means.

>> No.16613526

>>16611242
>>16611827
Funny how you assume shitcoins will be the ones getting $0 divs. Honk never said so. For all we know, this could apply to hiatus coins, or metacoins who underperformed greatly that week.

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>> No.16613527

>>16613479
extrapolated rate of profits...

>> No.16613576

>>16613407
It is often that people get upset and act irrationally over the smaller things, rather than act reactionary to a certain big event

>> No.16613671

>>16613526
I am assuming nothing, I am replying to an anon discounting the opinions of another anon who IS talking about shitcoins.

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>> No.16613730

>>16613691
cute

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>>16608992
>Somebody else broke it down one time, but it was so stupid that I immediately forgot it and kept on doing what I already do anyway.
It is indeed stupid as fuck. The problem is multi-faceted. Let's look at an actual stonk.

>MSFT
>$310.20 △ $5.40 △ 1.77%
>Previous Close: $304.8
>$5.40 / $304.8 * 100% = 1.77%
No surprises.

Now let's look at rape. I mean Ui:
>ASK $23,597.72
>BID $23,596.75
>△ $12863.48 △ 54.51%
that's what she shows on the market tab right now
>$10730.59 @ 9:03 AM
this is the final pre-adjustment value I am able to see by hovering over the graph. I'd rather not deal with any "noise" so I checked the activity tab
>9:05:01 AM UI SELL $10,734.16
perfect. that's our "previous close"

>UI
>$23,597.72 △ $12863.48 △ 54.51%
>Previous Close: $10,734.16

adding previous close value RIGHT when the MARKET CLOSED before adjustment with the shown change increase in dollar value basically gives us the current ASK price
>$10,734.16 + $12,863.48 = $23,597.64 ≅ $23,597.72
so far so good. this makes sense, and is working as one would expect. let's just call $10,734.16 "$10,734.24" to eliminate any discrepancies because of those 8 cents someone ate, and revise:

>UI
>$23,597.72 △ $12863.48 △ 54.51%
>Previous Close: $10,734.24
>$12,863.48 / $23,597.72 * 100 = 54.51%

>54.51%
honk, what the fuck....that's CHANGE / CURRENT ASK PRICE. which makes no fucking sense
>$12,863.48 / $10,734.24 * 100 = 119.84%
this is CORRECT percent change for stocks in this case. CHANGE / PREVIOUS CLOSE. it should look like this FFS:

>UI
>$23,597.72 △ $12863.48 △ 119.84%
>Previous Close: $10,734.24

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>hagifies your cunny

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>>16612009
I wanted Harem's Bibi's to pierce the heavens. He got his wish, if only for a moment. honk love
please read this >>16613745

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>>16613810
STOP

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>> No.16613972

>>16613462
i need to breed the menhera out of bread

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>>16613906
How about a JK?

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>>16614069

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Twap...

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hunga towa badoomkas

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>>16614067
Let's stick with cunny

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>>16614125

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Stinky.
>>16614155
This artist has taste, it's not just feet for feets sake, it's beautiful.

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>>16613246
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>>16614252
post a new thread before you start image dumping, faggots
>>16613810
based

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>>16614280
embrace the cunny

>> No.16614339

>>16614280
all me

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>>16614280
C-c-c-cope

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Sanest kenzoku.

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>>16614280
Sorry, but I don't really like making new threads. I fear I'll fuck it up somehow.

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Stinky.

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>>16614387
this is true

>> No.16614511

>>16614420
This anon is literally me

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>> No.16614544

>>16614420
I cannot believe Romanceanon gets it. I made threads a couple times, but it's stressful.

>> No.16614595

>>16614451
If I don't get a gf like rushia soon I'm gonna kms

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ToT

>> No.16614627

I don't make threads anymore, even though I am perfectly able to, because a certain someone got mad at me for recycling

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>>16614420
>>16614511
>>16614544
>copy
>paste
>advanced techniques: reply to the OP, paste right before the pre-populated post number, change the 4chanx quick reply box to "New Thread". 4chanx's drop down has a "Copy text" too that prevents (embed) mishaps
it's not rocket science anons
>/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General
the Subject field
Optional: Change the "Edition" in the body, mess with the (embed) shit
>>16614627
fuck them, if they don't like it they can make new content and post it themselves they won't

y'all bout to get a photoshopped box of ex-lax as your OP

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>>16614595
If you're gonna do that you might as well make a tulpa instead
>>>/x/

>> No.16614741

>>16614660
Thanks
It still makes me nervous tho

>> No.16614750

>>16614699
I want a real woman by my side, not my schizophrenia

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Here, have a vintage OP.

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>>16614750
Does it matter? What if you can get to the mental state where you don't know she's fake?

>> No.16614846

>>16614660
I'm on it.

>> No.16614864

I'm gonna fap to rushia after this

>> No.16614865

>>16614802
I don't think I can cuddle with my schizophrenia

>> No.16614867

>>16614699
I wonder what would happen if I held her head in the microwave while it was on.

>> No.16614915

>>16614865
with a strong enough mental state you wouldnt be able to tell the difference

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>>16614865
You really can, seriously. You just need to rape your mind enough

>> No.16615047

Romanceanon, you gave me courage. Even though it's a re-used OP

NEW BREAD
>>16614984
>>16614984
>>16614984
MIGRATE WHEN READY

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>>16615047
But I didn't do anything...

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