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16427716 No.16427716 [Reply] [Original]

Why does she do it, /vt/? Why does Haachama keep sexualizing herself so much when she doesn’t need to do so? What caused her to be this way? And can she be saved from this whorish path?

>> No.16427825

Haachama gets the best fanart out of all the holomems. why is this

>> No.16428623

Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

>> No.16432707

>>16427716
>What caused her to be this way?
the west

>> No.16432942

>>16427716
Living in shithole Australia does this kind of things to pure Asian girls.

Not specific to Australia, rather than most of western countries

>> No.16433043
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>>16432942
>rather than most of western countries
Imagine calling Australia, a western country when its just far, far south of Japan

>> No.16435474

>>16432942
Nah mate, there's no such thing a pure Asian girls. They're just shy so they look pure.

>> No.16435677

Haachama (the character) is extremely sexy so this shouldn't be a surprise

>> No.16435801

>>16433043
>seanig doesn't understand what "West" means

>> No.16439221

>>16433043
west is a made up historical term just like white or asian are

>> No.16439840

This thread is beyond stupid. 1st. This collab was planned for September of last year. Marine fell I'll and it was pushed back this far. Second, chammers has also stated she thinks newcomers aka you clipniggers are getting the wrong impression of her and has since said she doesnt even want to do any more asmrs. Finally, she cant control what her artists make. Mago is a huge horn dog and her design is begging to be sexualized.

Now go fuck yourselves and enjoy your dramanigger thread.

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>>16427716

>> No.16441719

>>16427716
Her true self is a public use slut

>> No.16442123

>>16427716
She needs to do it because she doesn't have much personality and relies on lewd and shock content

>> No.16442221
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>>16427716
Coco taught her well

>> No.16443567

>>16442123
When the fans' speculation about your lore ends up being far more interesting, and the lore you make yourself being bland as shit, that is Haachama.

>> No.16443856

>>16427716
There's only 1 way to fix her. You must kill yourself to restore balance to the universe. You have no other choice. Goodbye forever.

>> No.16443961

>>16442221
I want a link to all of the sexual moments in holoJP's 3D streams. Please?

>> No.16443993

>>16427716
Most of the time when chuuba does something, the reason is "because she likes it". It's really not a complicated concept.

>> No.16445254
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I must admit that for the longest time, I never saw Chammers as lewd or even overly attractive. I just found her cute and wanted to protect her. but I've recently had a sexual awakening relating to her. I now see her as super fucking sexy and can't get enough of lewd Chammers. She just has that in raw sexual energy borne from her youth and mental retardation that makes her irresistible to me.

>> No.16445442

>>16443993
Based and Occam-pilled.

>> No.16445714

>>16445254
You've seen the light. Welcome, brother.

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>>16445714
Imagine not wanting to fuck this retard and start a family with her.

>> No.16448089

>>16445254
Unironically based, back when I first started watching her I genuinely just thought of her as a daughter character, but the more I watched her and the more she grew up right in front of me, I just couldn't help myself but to see her in that light too, I love her so much it's actually painful, whatever she does would be the highlight of my day... And she turns me on like you wouldn't believe, when she does stuff that she doesn't think is sexy or when she doesn't realize how attractive she is... That gets me fucking going.
She's also been wearing string panties and mini skirts as a choice of attire too and I can't get over that fucking fact.
Judging from the new years thing where she went against Subaru and tower she should've one both contests and the way she squats... You just know she's pretty fucking fit.
I want to make love to my duaghter-wife and start a huge family with her... I NEED THIS ANON I FUCKING NEED THIS

>> No.16450084

>>16447186
>>16448089
She’s just a child, shr doesn’t know what she’s doing, you degenerates.

>> No.16450931

>>16428623
Holy fucking based

>> No.16452656 [DELETED] 

>>16447186
But the baby will be a Reyes like the mother.

>> No.16454383

>>16432707
This, Australia fucked her up mentally.

>> No.16454850

>>16427716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swA3XVYvgN4

>> No.16455071

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE START TO THIS STREAM

>> No.16455075

>>16427716
She's a horny twenty year old, it's not all that surprising she likes to make people want to fuck her brains out.

>> No.16455154

Every woman is a whore given the opportunity.
Every. Single. One.
East or west.

>> No.16455186

>>16455154
>implying it's just women

>> No.16455205

>>16450084
She's in college, perfectly legal

>> No.16457466
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>>16428623
>t.

>> No.16457655
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>>16432707
Japanese women are like this in general. The difference is that everyone outside of Asia mogs Asians.

>> No.16457949

>>16457655
The difference is that Japanese are like this in the intimacy while western women just shows how much whorish they are even in public

>> No.16460298

>>16457655
that poor asian woman

>> No.16460791
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>>16427716
kill yourself faggot

>> No.16463385
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>>16457949
Are we actually forgetting Noel "Whore of Babylon" Shirogane? Or Marine "I love little boys" Houshou?

>> No.16463717

>>16463385
>Haatons shitting on other Holos again
I hope 5ch makes your annoying EOP panderer cry again.

>> No.16463733

>>16427716
Because she gets off on Taboo.

>> No.16464342

>>16463717
Proof?

>> No.16465199
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>>16428623

>> No.16467593

>>16463717
explain

>> No.16470043

>>16464342
>>16467593
he can't explain nor prove anything because it literally never happened, nor it ever will.
this fags on 5ch hold as much weight as the fags here, which is pretty much non-existent.

>> No.16475949

>>16441565
I love this bitch.

>> No.16476131

>>16427716
She probably would've quit by now if she couldn't constantly try to prod the line of what her company would consider unacceptable.

>> No.16483106

>>16476131
She'd be bored, and I think most haatons wouldn't want her to force streams.
Haachama is very transparent with how she feels, so it'd be very very apparent if she's sad or simply unhappy with the situation she's in

>> No.16484258

>>16457655
Oh my god lol

>> No.16484885

>>16427825
Its really weird you know, not only is her art pretty fucking great, it's also in great abundance.
And her artists draw her exactly the way she wants it/the way she images the art to be.
Most of her art isn't made by clout chasing artists but by actual haatons who know what haachama wants, I've yet to see an artist as dedicated to a chuuba as magowasabi is to haachama.
Even though he can be considered a nousagi too, the disparity in both numbers and quality in his peko art and chama art is so in your face, you can't help but notice it

>> No.16490771

>>16484885
because chama gives them lots of love/attention and uses them all in some capacity or another. If you have made fanart that she likes its almost certainly been used in her videos/thumbnails by now.

>> No.16491242

Because her vtuber avatar is a blonde girl with light green eyes and big breasts.

>> No.16491313

Shes a woman

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>>16463717
Go stick another cucumber up your arse and then eat it, faggot

>> No.16492406

No she's not dirty. At least not at that depraved level. She needs the concept of hypnotization hentai explained to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMmp2aKaFc

But if you had been paying attention to her you don't even need to watch the clip to know. Haachama has the mental state of a child.

>> No.16493106

>>16492406
She even lives with her mother to this day. Even Laplus, who is younger, lives alone.

>> No.16493199

>>16457655
I swear this is the best thing my country will be able to deliver in this decade, besides divegrass And a potential civil war that is

>> No.16493293

>>16457655
kimoi

>> No.16493352

>>16493106
only americans think that paying rent to a kike as soon as possible is a good thing

>> No.16497697

>>16457655
what are they doing to that poor asian woman

>> No.16500792

>>16497697
Conversion ritual

>> No.16503918
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16503918

I miss pure and innocent Haachama. I fell in love with that Haachama and not the whore she became.

>> No.16505913

>>16500792
conversion to what.....

>> No.16508043

>>16505913
To a whore.

>> No.16508308

>>16484885
mago is a god. I wish he would draw my oshi, Marine. he would do her justice. if he has before and I'm unaware of it I apologize for my ignorance

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>>16427716
She just needs a girlfriend real bad.

>> No.16512414

>>16508308
Don't quote me on this but I'm fairly certain that mago has only drawn pekora and haachama in his lifetime

>> No.16515842
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>>16427825
But they sexualize her way too much.

>> No.16516031

>>16515842
>way too much.
Not enough, you mean.

>> No.16517979

>>16515842
Fuck I love how thick he draws her... But when he draws her curvy as well, mago is just so good

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>>16428623

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