I wanna marry this zombie

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Imagine the smell

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>>16352697
Based proud cuck provider!

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I am literally in love with the zombie. I am in love with the zombie more than words in the english language can properly describe. "head over heels" doesn't even begin to describe the depth of my love, saying that I'm "madly in love" with her or that I get butterflies in my stomach thinking about her are both such dramatic understatements that I could be convicted of lying on the podium if I said them in court. I love the zombie so much that I can't describe it with words, and I can't describe it with noises either, or even actions. If I spent the rest of my waking life with the zombie, every second telling her how much I love her, how perfect she is, how beautiful her laugh is, how comfortable around her I am, wrapping my arms around her and planting my lips on hers. If I spent literally the rest of my life performing every act that signifies deep physical and emotional intimacy with the zombie it would still not accurately portray the full extent of my feelings for her. The entire universe itself contains but a fraction of the space needed to convey my love for the zombie in context to the rest of the world. I have no way to express even how little what I've said thus far truly means in terms of how much I cherish the zombie. Words alone are not articulate enough to convey the emotions that run through my brain whenever I see the zombie. I scoured various languages, idioms, flower arrangements, nothing it good enough. If I could format text better I'd have this whole rant written out in bright pink script fond with lots of heart shaped accents because that would be as close as I could get in text form to saying how much I love the zombie, and it wouldn't even begin to give you a proper representation. The end of the universe may obliterate me, you, everyone here, but my love will live on. In fact, I love the zombie so much that love as a word is not strong enough. Infatuation, obsession, yearning, fondness, attachment, none of it is enough. I love the zombie to an extent that you can not even conceptualize because if you could you would've written this out first.

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Nice you can finger on her stream

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>>16352725
She probably uses a lot of perfume desu

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Nice OP. Do you already live in Indonesia or do you plan to move there

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>>16353077
I would gladly cross the Pacific on a plastic cheap boat to Indonesia even if my survival rate is low

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>>16352697
only if youre into exhibitionism

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>Doctor recommended she eat shiritaki noodles because it's only 50cal for 200g
oh no she's fat

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>>16353278
Hell yeah brother. I'd recommend buying a plane ticket or going on a safer boat but you do you

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>>16353438 and?

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>>16353438
More to love

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>>16353438
Well, it only makes sense. Zombies would easily catch out of shape people so a significant percentage of people bitten and turned to zombies would indeed be fat.

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>>16352896 (I keep replying but its not showing) THATS A LOT OF WORDS MAGIC MAN AND THE ONLY THING MY NON GED BRAIN UNDERSTANDS IS VIOLENCE SO GRAB YOUR REVOLVER AND DUEL ME AT NOON YOU WHORISH PRETENDER TO OLLIES HEART

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>>16353361 who isn't?

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I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMPISS I WANT TO SLAP OLLIE WITH A FLY SWATTER I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO RUN A HOTEL WITH OLLIE I WANT TO GUILLOTINE ZOMBIE I WANT TO BURN ZOOMBIE AND EAT HER FLESH I WANT TO MASSAGE ZOOMBIE AND GIVE HER A HAPPY ENDING I WANT TO REVERSE COWGIRL OLLIE I WANT TO HAVE ATHREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE AND IRYS I WANT TO FORCE ZOOMBIE TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH ME I WANT TO COOM INSIDE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO SCREAM INTO ZOOMBIES ROTTING PUSSY I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ZOOMBIE THEN KICK HER STOMACH TO KILL RHE BABY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANNA LEWD ZOOMBIE WHILE SHE IS ON THE LIE DETECTOR I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO POP WITH OLLIE I WANT TO POP IN ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SKATEBOARD WITH OLLIE I WANT TO SHOWER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ZOOMBIES ARMPITS I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO PUNCH ZOOMBIE IN THE RIBS I WANT TO MAKE SHEEP NOISES IN ZOOMBIES EARS I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SOLVE MATH PROBPEMS WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO SKULLFUCK ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO AN ESCAPE ROOM AND JUST FUCK HER I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO DRINK ZOOMBIE PISS I WANT TO BATHE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ERECT A STATUE FOR ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT TO SHOWED WITH ZOOMBIE'S PISS I WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER FOR LOOKING AT ANOTHER MAN I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE AND FART I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO MULTIPLY ZOOMBIE I WANT TO DERIVE HER ZOOMPUSSY I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO PLAY APEX WITH ZOOMBIEI WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO ANAL THE ZOOMBIE I WANT A CLEAVLAND STEAMER FROM THE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO ENVY ZOOMBIE BABY I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CHEAT ON ZOOMBIE WITH HER OWN MOTHER AND FORCE ZOOMBIE TO WATCH I WANT TO WASH ZOOMBIES HANDS I WANT TO INFLATE ZOOMBIE WITH MY CUM I WANT TO BUILD HER A NEW HOME I WANT TO RIP ZOOMBIES HAND OFF AND GIVE MYSELF A HANDJOB I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES NEW HANDS I WANT TO STEAL OLLIE'S LEGS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO DRIVE ME AROUND I WANT TO CROSS THE BORDER WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OIT WITH HER THIGHS I WANT TO TAKE OLLIE TO DISNEYLAND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME A NAUGHTY BOY I WANT CHOP DOWN TREES WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO READ OLLIE'S PI I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LICK OLLIE'S TEARS I WANNA PUT ZOOMBIES EYES IN A COCKTAIL DRINK I WANT TO TOUCH ZOOMEYES I WANT TO YAB WITH XOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHARGE RIFLE PISS IN MY MOUTH I WANT TO READ NUMBERS WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO RYONA ZOOMBIE I WANT TO VOMIT DOWN ZOOMBIES THROAT THEN EAT IT OUT OF HER ASSHOLE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CALL ME DADDYI WANT TI USE ZOOMBIES SHITTY MIC 9 PARTS VODKA 4 PARTS GRAPE FRUIT DRINK FREEZE OVERNIGHT SERVE IN PLASTIC I WANT OLLIE TO BITE ME I WANT TO LICK ZOOMBIES SWEAT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY EARS THEN WHISPER ARA ARA I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY ZOOMBIES ROTTEN THIGHS I WANT ZOOMBIE TO LIFT ME AND SLAM ME INTO THE GROUND I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM WHILE PLAYING THE DRUMS I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POP ZOOMBIES CHERRY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO CHOKE ME OUT WITH HER TICC THIGHS I WANNA FEED OLLIE PROTEIN I WANT TO TEACH OLLIE RUSSIAN I WANT TO SEND ZOOMBIE TO THE GAS CHAMBER I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO RAPE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO YAB WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO GHOST HUNT WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO FREEZE ZOOMBIE AND SMASH HER INTO TINY PIECES I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POSSESS MY PP FOR PEEIN ON HER HOUSE I WANT TO RELAY RACE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO WATERBOARD ZOOMBIE I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

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>>16353438

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This is a bad thread.

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This is a good thread

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This is a so-so thread.

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This is another Ollie thread.

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I wanna see her go to a different compay

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I wanna see her stay in that company

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fixing thread

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>>16353438
Good
https://youtu.be/46ljsLLzP74

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>>16360868
Yeah you fixed it alright. Time to fix something else.

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>>16352697
Post her fucking ham hands

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This post is your friendly reminder that you will never get to have a family with her.

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>>16360868

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At one point during the Ollie's Jump King stream with Mori and Bae, Bae called her cat fat. Then Ollie told her not to fat-shame her cat.

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>>16360868
Cute

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>>16362178
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!

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>>16360868
where do you people get these from

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Ollie is my favorite vtuber, and for good reason. I love ollie's braps so much. I pray every day that someday I'll be able to smell and suffocate on her deadly zombie braps. God, her chair is so lucky. The thought of being underneath ollie's ass while she pushes out a long intoxicating fart turns me on so much. I often fantasize about her big fat zombie ass just crushing my face and forcing me to inhale the fumes coming from her sweaty asshole after a long day of streaming. If I were ever reincarnated, I'd want to be born as ollie's chair, so I can always have her sweaty ass on my face. During long streaming sessions, I would be forced to inhale her ass scent as a source of oxygen. I want to be trapped in ollie's scent for all eternity.

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>>16370375
catbox

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>>16371633
Why not be ollies mouse

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>>16362787
Kek I would like to know how you'll seethe when you see both of us standing on the wedding altar

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>>16352697
I want to hold her hand while she knuckle clusters.

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>>16374254
In your dreams

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>>16353438
she mentioned she is on a diet last stream, not eating anything the entire day and went on to stream for 7+ hours. at the end she was just talking about food and naming random dishes.
Looks like the chubby comments on her hand reveal video affected her

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>>16376104
Weight loss is my fetish. I want to see chubby Ollie get back into shape.

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>>16376675
Better Ollie loses weight and we get buff

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I hope Ollie loses weight and gets super fit so that I can watch her tight toned body go back to squishy fertile milf with 60 inch hips and gigantic milky saggy tits and soft kissable lips over the course of birthing me a dozen adorable children

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>>16378369
>Fit toned ollie
GOD YES PLEASE GOD OH LORD ALMIGHTY GRANT US THIS REALITY

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>>16352896
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>>16360868
This is the ideal Ollie progression

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>>16352697
if you want the bitch you can have her

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>>16352697
Conor has already had sex with her

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>>16234566

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>>16352725
On the bf yubi?
Just let your butt get sweaty and wipe a nice coat onto your fingertip.
That's what pussy smells like.

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>>16352697
sick

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>>16371633
H-hot
Can you be my chair instead, Anon?

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malaybros, let's have some fun

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>>16352697
ewww all yours

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>>16374254
That is not the same as having a family with her. Also, does marrying a zombie even work? Part of the oath is "until death do us part".

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>>16374813
Meet me at the front of family mart
>>16401492
> Christian's wedding vow
> Instantly terminated if one of the spouse die
Kek imagine being a christcuck. Couldn't be me tho

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>>16401492
Well she speaks she moves and she eats
Forthere she us alive and thus marriage ready

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>>16393770
Bro...

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>>16352697
This is a great thread

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marry me

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Ollie LOVE

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>>16407940
Ollie life

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>>16410094
Ollie charge rifle in my mouth

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Ollieeee

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>>16407940
>>16410094
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>>16412155
Calm down anon kun

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