/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: i really really miss gura

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
12 Days of Christmas, HoloEN cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA
Target for Love Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY
Ochame Kinou - holoEn Cover - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJHdT_ie9U

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER×GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B09NP6WR8T
Journey Like a Thousand Years [holoEN Original Song] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJErsN-ylU

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Previous thread: >>16325293

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I love Gura!

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i miss goop goop

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>>16347446
Goop goop stream imminent today.

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I wanna kiss Gura tummy!

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I miss Gura singing in Japanese though I understand it's also a lot more work.

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>>16348064
how does singing in jap works on the new app/restrictions anyway?
is the one gura is using also has jap songs?

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>>16348127
I believe karafun does have JP song

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>>16347568
What's the sauce for this art and is there much, much more of it? Feral Gawr is fucking hot

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>>16348064
I don't, I actually like understanding the lyrics she's singing. If Q is in Japanese I'll be fucking annoyed.

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>>16348127
>>16348330
forgot the link, you can check yourself
https://www.karafun.com/karaoke/playlist/in-japanese-149/

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>>16348384
Mori will add some japanese bits in at least, we know how she is. I like it so I don't mind

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>>16348496
As long as Gura's lines are in English I don't care

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>16348384
Both is good.

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These posts are of extremely low quality

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>>16348444
>23 songs
>fucking bts songs are there among them
ok, so she has to get another app, got it

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Gurass

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>>16348693
your grammar is extremely low quality

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>>16348827
There is literally nothing wrong with the grammar in the post you replied to

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Gura today!

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>>16348992
50/50

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ohnyo

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I suggest you to watch my mother in law playing some horror game and being very cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ5Cb0Y6eFw

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>>16348992
>Gura today!
Hi I'm Disney Minecraft collab scizho here to repeat what I have been saying all week: Gura won't stream again until the Disney Minecraft collab.

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>>16349252
She's speaking some forein language can't understand a thing

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>>16348022
Gura's belly button...

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>>16349676

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alarm 2 actually woke me up this morning, for the first time, because the key of the humming part conflicted with the key of the song in my dream, and it was dissonant and annoying, and i was like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT and i woke up all angry and turned it off.

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>>16350502
cute smiley face

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gura today !

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>open the door
>see this
what do?

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>>16350673
close the door huhaha

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>>16350673
mating press

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>>16350673
Hug.

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>>16350673
High five. Up top, down low! Yeeeah

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I REQUIRE CUNNY

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>>16350673

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>>16348384
Japanese songs and signing in japanese are part of weeb culture whether you like it or not.

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There is simply NO WAY she doesn’t stream today!

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Is your shark okay? I expected to have time to watch her more while Ame was gone, but uhh

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>>16349887
>>16350220
>>16350304
>>16350502
Fuck, the things Id do to her tummy would probably change us both for life.

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>>16351511
yeah she's great

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>>16351532
Built for raspberries.

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Today is the day bros that motherfucking Gura will stream

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>>16325578
MANAGEMENT HATE

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>>16351511

why do you schizos assume something is up just because someone takes a 3 day break?

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>>16351612
Why do you blame management for your oshi's laziness?

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>>16351511
just taking a break, and probably doing Q retakes during one of those days

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i want to lick her belly. then give it kisses then tickle her.

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is goop goop going to stream today if you say so im just going to watch the present wrapping stream until she does

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>>16351704
goop goop goop

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>>16351624
Well we aren't used to our oshis abandoning us without any reason given for several days at a time, but I guess you guys are used to it

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>>16351722
oh yeah it's fine

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>>16351704
No, she won't stream until MC Disney collab

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>>16351689
Thanks

>>16351624
This >>16351689 is all I was wondering, you sped

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>>16351511
>>16351722
oh i see you are just baiting
fuck off

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>>16351722
who the fuck is "we", legionchama?

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So Gura is not streaming because she's being autistic about her voice in 'Q' right?

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>>16351761
You're replying to two different people btw

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>>16351777
Literally all HoloEN fans besides Sharpies

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>>16351789
>stayed up late on tuesday
>mori released a teaser on wednesday
my guess is that she worked on it on tuesday and decided to take wednesday off because tired

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>>16351851
>Literally all HoloEN fans besides Sharpies
That's a bit unfair, Sana can be just as lazy as Gura sometimes..

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>>16351862
>guess
its sad she just leaves us to guess rather than actually communicates with us tho

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>>16351851
>Sharpies
ist that globalfag lingo?

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>>16351872
>actually implying that Gura is lazier than Sana

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>>16351872
>only sana
I saw on global people comparing stream hours since council debuted and literally only bae was above gura

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>>16351918
I'd say equal, but we haven't had Sana as long so she might even sepass her

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>>16351908
no, literally some guy just appeared yesterday trying to make it stick, I don't know for what purpose

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>>16351943
Not a globalfag, gonna need a sauce on that one

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>>16351722
Not just used to it, a lot of people here even welcome it. It's pretty sad really

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>>16351984
I think it's a reference to "Sharpedos"

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hey goomba, how's your day coming along?

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>>16351984
stop trying to make "sharpie" happen. it's not going to happen.

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>>16352036
t. sharpie

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>>16351988
>>16193840
I think the ensuing conversation goes into more depth

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>>16351988
>Holostats
>views last day
Gura not streaming still has more views than any Holo council and Kiara

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when we say that someone is "sharp", usually it means intelligent/quick-witted. "Sharpie" is really odd as an insult

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why isn't goop goop streaming do you think shes angry with us

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will baitfags ever get new material? see them vanish from the face of the earth when her schedule is posted and see them reappear the very moment she takes a break that lasts longer than 2 days. And its always the same people. They are more obsessed with Gura than her own fans. lol

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haha sharpie in pooper haha

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>>16352208
she hates us....

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>>16351984
It's a pretty smart insult when you think about it

Sharpie, short for Sharpedo, a combination of Shark and Pedo, to imply Gura's fans are pedos

SharPie, a combination of Shark and Pie (foot in Spanish) to reference the prevalence of footfags among Gura's fanbase

Sharpie is also slang term for a swindler, implying that Gura is swindling her audience.

And finally it's also a brand of coloring pens used by children, another reference to the pedo thing

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>Gura is constantly dealing with sponsorships and other duties expected from the most influential vtuber
>multiple meetings every week at 5am
>working on projects
>practicing for karaoke streams
>people still call her lazy just because she hates twitter
at least try to pretend you like her

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>>16352252
cringepost
>ledditspacing
who would have thought

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>>16351962
>equal
>gura
>streams 7 days in a row then takes a 3 day break
>sana
>last solo stream was 10 days ago, only two collabs since
anon pls

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>>16352252
reddit

spacing

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>>16352252
jesas how embarrasing

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>>16352271
lol ok now this is some clever bait

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>>16352277
Actually Reddit spacing entails using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one, because on Reddit if you want to space paragraphs properly, you’ll need to press return twice before you start the next line, so people who use Reddit often sometimes make the mistake of doing the same action on other websites and thus reveal themselves to be a Redditor, what I did was just normal spacing.

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>>16352283
That's recent history, take into a count Gura's big breaks in December and Sana comes off better there, it's all relitive

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>>16352380
your reddit knowledge still exposes you

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>>16352252
This is cringe but here's a (you) for the effort

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>>16352252
thanks i guess

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>>16352409
lol no she doesn't

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>>16352422
Know your enemy, anon! As a 4channer/oldfag it's smart to be able to identify a Redditor, but your lack of knowledge on the subject caused you to falsely identify me as a Redditor.

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>>16352409
>relative
>Gura nas more streaming hours than Sana since council debut
>relative

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>>16352506
>nas

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>>16352409
Sana streamd 12 times in December
Gura streamd 15 times in December

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>>16352409
>implying only recent
already said that if you take into account every day since debut gura streams more than 4/5 of council,
see >>16352094
also she's middle of the pack if you compare her between all the holos

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>>16352524
Gura streamed more than that
you forgot membership streams

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Stop replying to bait, chumbud

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>>16352524
>>16352540
If you add up the streaming hours, rather than just individual streams, Sana is ahead of Gura then

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>>16352506
It's not fair to compare Gura to Sana because Gura is objectively better in every way. I wouldn't compare you to Hercules because that would be unreasonable.

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>>16352590
If I can't see the streams I'm not counting them, for Sana too

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>>16352624
fuck off

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>>16352623
They are being compared as the two laziest Holo's, not because of the quality of the content they do produce.

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>>16352601
I dont, I'm watching ogayu stream

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>>16352646
>the two laziest Holo's
nigger, gura is right in the middle when it comes to total streaming hours among all holos

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>>16352646
>laziest holos
>implying kronii isn't lazier
>implying lots of JPs don't stream less that either of them
roru

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>>16352646
Calling Gura lazy is childish and greedy. You should feel honored when she streams for you.

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>>16352726
you really think this faggot actually watches gura?

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Does anyone know how many hours of singing Gura has?
I would also like to know how many distinct songs she's done. I'd think she has more than most holos.

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oh 2viewchama woke up early I see

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>>16352748
unfortunately because i'm so far behind on cutting them up, i can't give you a good estimate, but it's a minimum of 27 hours.

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>>16352252
Jesus, you huff your own farts, don't you?

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>>16352607
I doubt that's the case since debut, 0 hours streamed in a whole month and all that

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>>16352666
SHARKPIT

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>>16347038
If someone want to make gura 2d fanmade game, what kind of game do you want?

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i find it interesting that even the JOPs love this cover so much and it's not even her best one
https://youtu.be/b_4U4zDuKsA
https://youtu.be/b_4U4zDuKsA
https://youtu.be/b_4U4zDuKsA

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>>16351697
I want to rub her belly until it's bright red

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>>16352887
make a game where there are lots of cookies falling from the top of the screen and she has to run back and forth catching them so they don't drop on the floor

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>>16352887
make a game where she actually streams and doesn't hate us

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>>16352691
>>16352722
>>16352726
>>16352802
In December, Sana streamed 75 hours, Gura streamed just 35 hours

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Here is a true Chumbud.
When are you getting your Gura tat?

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>>16352975
So Gura works about 8 hours a week..

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>>16352975
>In December, Sana streamed 75 hours, Gura streamed just 35 hours
Source?

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>>16352975
I never gave you permission to reply to me.

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>>16352999

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Is gura dead?

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>>16353019
I just added up the VODs, not counting unarchived/members stuff, but if someone who is a Gura member and someone who is a Sana member want to provide me with the times of their members/unarchived stuff I can make it a more accurate number, however it was really just to demonstrate that even Sana, as lazy as she is, spends more time streaming than Gura does, and I really doubt one or two member/unarchived streams from each of them in December will change the results..

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>>16352975
just a heads up, one of the posts you replied to specified hours streamed since debut, but you cited hours streamed in just 1 month. You useless sack of illiterate trash.

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Gura cute Guta cute!

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>>16353090
No they specified streams since Council debut, not hours. Sana streams for way longer than Gura, lots of 9+ hour streams. Gura averages about 2 hours per stream. I'd like to know the cumulative hours streamed for them both since Council debut as I bet Sana would be way ahead, even with all her breaks.

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>>16353148
anon they're not hourly

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>>16352943
Full pic?

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I can't believe gura is not the laziest in hololive... What happened?

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>>16353166
I don't care, when we're calling people lazy you need to work out how many hours the work for. If I do 5 2-hour shifts a week, and someone else does 3 12-hour shifts a week, which one of us is working more? Do you just say it's whoever went to work on the most days, or is it the one who worked more hours? Obviously it's the latter.

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>>16353245
anon it doesn't matter because they're not hourly

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>>16353196
Oh nyo lazy shitposter mind to explain? I thought gura stream the least in Holo.

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>>16353196
What the fuck does this shit even say?

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>2views seething

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>>16353255
it does matter if you're calling someone lazy

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>>16353196
>moonrunes
where even is gura?

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>>16353196
Can't read moon runes please translate

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>>16353285
nobody doing that is worth reading regardless of what retarded rubric they invent

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>>16352988
I enjoy onsens too much to get a tattoo.

Yes, that is my only reason. Sorry Gura.

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>>16353290
fifth is gura, 641.4 hrs of streaming in 2021

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>>16353196
i can't read what this says but i'm 100% sure that it supports my specific angle of shitposting

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I need you to sign this.

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Do you think Gura would be a good mother? Or would I have to quit my job and be a stay at home dad?

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>>16353303
Sana is less lazy than Gura because, on average, she spends more time streaming

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It's pretty stupid to call any of the talents lazy when you don't even have enough information to know how much work they do.

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>>16353354
>hours
they're not hourly retard

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>>16353354
only if you count the month of december, january gura has streamed more, and november, and october

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>>16353273
>>16353290
>>16353299
5th row (1st red row) is Gura, the first red column is total public hours streamed on their channel in 2021. Gura is at 641.4 hours according to this chart which is like middle of the pack

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>>16353196
AAAAAAAAAAH MY SHITPOSTING EFFORTS AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>16353290
>>16353299
You can just see gura in the 5th place with 641.4 streaming hrs in 2021, and over 20 holos are below that. That's mean nearly half of the company is lazy shit by shitposter's logic.

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>numbers talk
>scared of cunny
go back to your containment thread numberot

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>>16353354
>average
>only counts the month that's Sana's best and Gura's worst
do you suffer from some kind of cognitive disability?

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>>16353245
You know they do work offstream too, right?

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>>16353450
it's called seething 2view syndrome, I'm afraid it's terminal

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>>16353383
>>16353450
I literally just picked the most recent full month, here's November for you:
Gura - 41 hours
Sana - 73 hours

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>>16353196
>>16353565
Thank you but you need to go back numberfag

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>>16353565
So Gura lazy shitposter is still full of shit. Got it.

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shark butt

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>>16353565
Why don't you translate it all? Over what period is this? Who is above her? Why is Twitch on here?

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>>16353683
Always has been.

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my wives

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>>16353565
>streaming hours: 641
>#5 despite dozens below her having higher
This is bullshit and misleading, sort by streaming hours and watch her position plummet. Also translate the rest of the chart you hack.

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>>16353787
anon the chart isn't sorted by hours because it's not a performance metric. they're on salary plus variable.

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>>16353787
anon.... absolutely no one was saying she was #5...

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>>16353683
>>16353740
No, look closely, she's #5 another category, not in hours streamed. There are a lot of people with far more hours streamed in a lower position.

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>released a cover song
>recorded for a game
>practiced and did well in MK tourney
>did guerilla streams
>still streams decent amount of hours
>is recording retakes for a song
>makes 2viewwhore seethe
i love my hardworking sharkwife

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>>16353738
the twitch ones are the holo's twitch channels (miko, peko, nene) i don't know in which order. also not that anon but here's the order
>pekora
>miko
>marine
>fubuki

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>>16353812
But that's what the chart is being used to refute and the only part being translated, so it looks like Gura is #5 in hours streamed

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>>16353856
anon nobody cares about hours

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>>16353834
What is it being sorted by? Total views?

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>>16353738
Period on the top left, 1-4 is peko, miko, marine and friend I believe. Twitch was there because some holo do watchalong on Twitch.
>Why don't you translate it all?
Because I am as lazy as gura

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>>16353820
See >>16353818

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>>16353826

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translated version

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>>16353826
don't forget appearing on a collab song with her genmates and having an amazing NYE stream

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hey 2whore, let just skip all this bullshit, post your daily dox and eat your ban like usual

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>>16353781
Hey, that's actually my wife on the left standing next to my mother-in-law

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>>16353856
not really, you can tell 641 hours isn't 5th in hours streamed even without it being translated
>>16353877
sorted by hours watched. which is hours streamed*average CCV I think. its the metric that is often used to report on streamers

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>>16353820
And a lot with less hours, so laziest holo?

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>>16353089
>meme charts
Gura's actual streaming hours for 2021 are 808 hours, if you're wondering.

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I hate numberfags almost as much as I hate the anti schizos

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Here's the chart with everyone who streams more than Gura highlighted, no idea who they are

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>>16353965
We literally don't know who the rest of the people on the chart are, anon. Could be people who only just debuted.

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>>16353920
>sees chart
>people comparing gura and sana as the laziest
>sana has streamed more than all of council
yeah I guess she is super inconsistent, but still

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I've never watched an entire Gura stream, just snippets on youtube. Is it true that Gura's fanbase is filled with footfags? If yes, has Gura herself ever acknowledge this?

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>retards arguing about charts that they can't even fucking read
nice thread, chumbros

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>>16353961
>sorted by hours watched. which is hours streamed*average CCV
So basically, people using it to defend against claims Gura is lazy/doesn't stream much, are misusing it, this is just a popularity chart

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I didn't watch re: villiage when she streamed, watching the vod, they really like torturing ethans hands huh

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>>16354049
Now we know, so Gura laziest holo doko?

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>>16354057
yes

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>>16354057
Yes, but most only for Gura's feet. It's her own fault for teasing us with them.

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>>16354057
look at them tho

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Missing Gura

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>>16354052
honestly I respect all sanalites, their oshi spamming 12 hours of pokemon and animal crossing all day.
>>16354080
its okay, Ethan basically a mold himself

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>>16354052
a lot of sana's streams are 6+ hours
>>16354072
not the original anon but wasn't it brought up since it showed everyone's hours streamed? yes the main purpose of it was to show hours watched but it does display hours streamed and was a way of showing that without having to make a new list for just hours streamed.

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>>16354057
You can't blame me, they are prefect

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>>16354072
nobody is misusing shit because this chart also proves that Guras total streaming hours are average among all holos

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>>16354087
She has streamed significantly less than all of her genmates

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>>16354205
anon this is like saying an engine is worse because it burns less fuel to produce more power than its competitors

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>>16354205
So Gura i not the laziest in hololive?

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>>16354127
guwa today!

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>>16354205
are you now trying to restrict it to her gen in order to hold on to your claim that she is lazy? pathetic

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>Chart ignores member streams
>Chart ignores collabs if they're on another channel
>Chart doesn't even count the rest of the hours correctly because it's tallied automatically with lazily thrown together bots
>Antis love to just lift the chart of Twitter without even understanding it 99% of the time
>Then they try to use it to call other people lazy
lmao

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>>16354155
Yeah and it prooved that Gura streams way less than anyone in Myth, and Council/IRyS have roughly half her streaming hours despite Gura debuting 16 months ago, compared to Council's 4.5 months ago

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>>16353196
>Coco beat Gura in hours while only counting half a year.
wew lass

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Since the muh gura laziest got btfo, could we go back to discuss how cute gura is?

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Gura's MO is quality over quantity, always has been. Go back to /#/. Or has that thread been less fun now that the cull was reversed and the tribalfagging is back? Imagine that

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>>16354242
Laziest in HoloEN relative to the amount of time they have been going. Comparing 4 months of Council to 16 months of Gura, Gura should have 4x the hours streamed as them and that's not the case for even the lowest ranked of EN

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I miss Gura!!!!

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>>16354337
>Comparing 4 months of Council to 16 months of Gura, Gura should have 4x the hours streamed as them
why?

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>>16354337
>>16354269

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337
>>16354285
>16 months
numberfags can't even read their own incorrect lazy charts. jesas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337
>16 months of Gura
stop reading here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354126
>>16354162
My dearest wish is being handed a small bottle of blue nail polish by Gura and casually told to apply it on her toenails.
Imagine the soft sole of one of her smol feet resting againt the palm of your hand, while you dutifully paint toenail after toenail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354328
she's cute and funny, alright

[Anonymous No.]

I like this picture, cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337
>Comparing 4 months of Council to 16 months of Gura
there's only 12 months in a year, toddlerchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337
>16 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354285
>>16354337
>muh 16 months
>Samefagging
>Can't read the chart

[Anonymous No.]

gawrberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354285
the chart is only for 2021 so even if you divide the numbers by how long they have been active in 2021 (myth=12 months, irys=6 months, council=4 months) gura isn't last. fauna is with 47.25 hours (189/4)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337
why are you even this obsessed with the gura being lazy claim? why are you so desperately trying to salvage it after getting btfo so hard? please seek a therapist

[Anonymous No.]

psst, post cunny instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354328
Cheat code, hide shitposters and the cute gura ratio goes up

[Anonymous No.]

just had a little cuddle sesh with my shark wife. she will be getting up soon and do some twitter reps! then start planning her schedule! but she make take a break to make out or maybe make love. sorry tee hee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354285
>>16354337
>16 months
KEK the samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354501
At this point I'm starting to think they're just a masochist with a fetish for getting btfo'd on 4chin.

[Anonymous No.]

now that i think about it, isn't it weird that only 55 of us enjoy gura? 55 not counting trolls and bait posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354555
i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

the shark is awake

[Anonymous No.]

Shark awake and retweeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354590
That's a lot consider the time compare to /hlgg/ 168

[Anonymous No.]

schedule soon i can feel it in my balls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354623
>>16354630
>Isreal
wtf twitter I can't get the notification

[Anonymous No.]

good morning, goomba!

[Anonymous No.]

Rise and shine

[Anonymous No.]

Weird.. twitter didn't send the notification
It usually never fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354555
>>16354623
>>16354630
see? I told you. she is feeling energized today. (thanks to me, her husband) expect a good stream (as always)

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE IS WEDNESDAY SCHIZO? HE MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!

[Anonymous No.]

Morning darling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354695
me too, anyway expect to have arceus on her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

predict the schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354695
same here

[Anonymous No.]

>Live look at chumbuds trying to justify Gura's work ethic.
You can like her streams, talk about quality over quantity, etc, but you'd be better off just conceding she's kinda lazy. She doesn't stream much, takes long breaks regularly, doesn't do an ounce of communication outside of stream, and doesn't have much to show for all the time she takes off. It's fine to admit this you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
DMC4
Super Metroid
Terraria

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354776

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
foot cam
fat cat collab
ASMR prastic
ARK
smol gura karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354776
you'd be better off just leaving these threads and never coming back. It's fine to do that you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354789
>Terraria
I will legitimately be upset if she does that and doesn't to a collab with IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354724
that's until the 28th

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
mario kart
karaoke
minecraft collab
(cryptic symbol)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
>Minecraft
>Arceus
>GTA V
>DMC4 lol
>member zatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354695
I've never gotten a single tweet notification despite turning it on for several people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
GTA for 5 days please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354855
i've had twitter notifications break before, but i've always been able to resolve it by turning them off and back on again.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, here is all of EN adjusted for time since debut (4 months for Council, 5.5 for IRyS, 12 for Myth). Gura is not the laziest EN, that award goes to off-brand Gura (Mumei).

1. Kiara - 101.05
2. Ame - 69.01
3. Mori - 67.47
4. IRyS - 67.10
5. Ina - 59.15
6. Sana - 58.92
7. Bae - 55.77
8. Gura - 53.45
9. Kronii - 51.25
10. Fauna - 48.17
11. Mumei - 47.25

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354776
She streams more than half of hololive. That is what counts and not your arbitrary bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354776
yeah i'd be happy with more streams but the anon was claiming gura was the laziest of hololive which was shown as not being true and then tried claiming she was the laziest of EN which isn't true either

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354776
*cums in you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
>>16354923
>>16354925

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354819
oh yeah, I just realized it will released on 28th

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
Gura pls play the Untitled Goose Game. It fits you so well because you're a brat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
lol kiara is desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
>Gura is not the laziest EN
Okay fine she's not the MOST lazy, but she's down at the bottom, she's way below Sana too which was the original point of contention lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
ah shit you're right, I put mumei's hours for fauna and missed mumei out completely
>>16354491

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354972
>>16354970
>>16354984

[Anonymous No.]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354972
>moving goalposts
how telling

[Anonymous No.]

>16354972
here's my pity (You)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355000
Admitting you're wrong on the internet means your brain explodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354972
You are getting more pathetic with every new post. Seriously, seek help you are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354972
>laziest holo
>btfo
>laziest EN
>btfo
not...not the most lazy but...but still lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>still trying to call people lazy with literally nothing but streaming hours (forma de la incorrecte)

[Anonymous No.]

Feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355000
I never actually claimed she was the lowest in all of EN, I said she was the lowest out of her genmates and below Sana.. My biggest mistake was misreading the graph, assuming it was since debut, and I was wrong about that, but I was right about the other things. Gura is about as lazy as Kronii, and even more Lazy than Sana.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura retweeted. Schedule soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355068

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355038
>>16355049
Imagine thinking you BTFO lazyposters because your oshi is actually only lazier than most of EN, rather than all of EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355062
It's the same posters that say all the other ENs are lying when they say Gura is pretty busy all the time, and that the voices in their heads are more accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355068
FEET FEET FEET. I GOT TOES AND FEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355153
FEET FEET FEET FOR (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355097
>twitter for iphone
she JWU, give it at least two hours.
I expect maybe a stream + no schedule yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355117
>restricting it to EN
that shows that you are desperate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355138
not that shitposter but when bae and ollie said that it reads more like "I'm too nervous to speak to her and her discord status is always occupied so I will cope with that"

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that I want Gura's feet on my face and then give her kissies from her sole all the way to her cunny aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

Shaaaaaark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16350889
This is horrible. Please never post again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355207
>her discord status is always occupied
oh man she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355209
No, that's correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355209
there's people who DON'T want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355178
my current rrat is that she already had the schedule ready and was going to stream yesterday but she slept past her normal stream time so she decided to make it a third break day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354337

Sometimes over saturation is a bad thing. Who in the fuck other than the most schizo autists want to watch 20 hours of some cartoon girl every week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355110

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355264
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355117
I love that you are literally panicking because you are afraid that you have lost your lazy argument. Again: SEEK.HELP.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355292
>some cartoon girl
kill yourself, ironyfag

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she reads our horny posts and rubs her cunny to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355356
my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355292
20 a week doesn't sound bad at all, in fact that's probably my desired sweetspot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
Except Gura barely streamed in November and took time off in December yet those months are not included. Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

Never use Twitter, how can I tell if it is twitter for phone or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355292
30 hours is about how much I'd want her to stream and I still work a full time job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355374

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355369
20 a week is ideal for me, though it's also okay when she does something like that super long DMC stream once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
We already know she have a Minecraft(disney) collab w/Ina, Kiara, & Mumei tomorrow
Probably squeeze in a GTA stream as well but beside those two got no idea. Probably might take Saturday off as well due to Council kimono streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
Binding of Isaac stream this week, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355374
are you ok? do you suffer from hallucinations like these regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355434
fuck cringing of cringsaac
most boring game to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354742
Metal gear solid 3 stream

[Anonymous No.]

stop give them you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355374
>>16354904
Leaving out the past 3 months also does an injustice to Mori who has streamed a lot more than Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16354904
>12 months for myth
They've been going longer than that, so when does this count start/end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355434
Gura would take 5+ hours to get out of basement 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355448
Tell me how that is a hallucination? It's true

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing like /ggg/ after Gura hasn't streamed in a few days.

Hoping for a nice and comfy zatsudan this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Shark facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355383
If she makes a tweet. Retweets aren't going to show you that

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355577
supposedly the API can tell you for RTs but i've never cared enough to lift a finger to find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355448
>>16355505
>>16355516
>>16355545

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355516
He left out the past 3 months because it's not favorable to Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355374
>>16355505
>>16355516
Fucking retards, it's based on this >>16353920 graph which measures streamed hours for all of 2021, divided by the amount of time during the year they were active, so for Myth, active all year, it's divided by 12, for Council, 4, for IRyS, 5.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16351862
i prefer not getting my notifications filled up with this shit. i unsub and unfollow people who send me too many notifications and updates as if my life is dependent on their content, which of her fans arent. she talked a bit about it, how she considers that a lot of people are going to get a notification

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355560

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355650
Wow.. If only there was a way for you to turn YouTube/Twitter notifications off for people without unsubbing/unfollowing them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355383
>>16355577
>>16355611
Retweets have their own IDs different from the original tweet, like this one. >https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1481663883781804034
Passing those to the API will give you the source web/iphone/etc of the actual retweet instead of the orginal tweet's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355656
prone-boning the gura is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>retweeting to get people's hopes up
>won't stream or post anything the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355369
how the fuck do you guys have time for 20 hrs a week?
2 hrs every weekday is my ideal, which is 10 hrs a week
is your ideal really 4 hr streams every weekday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355752

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355752
Nostradamus-chama...

[Anonymous No.]

sharkpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355772
yeah, I usually start losing interest after the 4th hour, 2 hours are way too short for me, but maybe my sweetspot is closer to 15 rather than 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355772
20 hours is half the time i spend at work, not even a majority of my free time outside work because she usually takes a day or two off in a given 7-day period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355358
she rubs are cunny to dante, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355849

[Anonymous No.]

Not usually a numberfag but Gura should hit 4 million around April, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355910
unf I want to suck on that tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355910
made for raspberries (and sniffing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355849
>>16355910
>>16356068
>>16356082
>>16356114
she is SO cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355881
i work remotely and can stream whatever i want, but as much as i love gura she's not the only content i consume
i don't want her to stream longer if it means she can't be her usual self. she's introverted so it takes a lot out of her to be talkative and engaging (she's talked about this)

[Anonymous No.]

gura shoudl do an armpit stream

[Anonymous No.]

Shark fact: I hate niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355734
Sometimes one must suffer for what they love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16356236
Do you want to drive the chumbud population to extinction?

[Anonymous No.]

I need Gura soon, her streams are the only thing that keep my heterosexuality together please Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>16356592
n-nyo...

[Anonymous No.]

MANAGEMENT HATE but only because we don't have a tummy seifuku yet

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu just mentioned Gura again, not sure what she said though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16356771

[Anonymous No.]

will goop goop wear her cat ears to the okayu collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16355881
Why are you obsessed with the notion that everybody should work the same amount of hours as you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16356887
i don't and my post says nothing of the sort. i was answering a question asking how i had time to watch that much content.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue
Her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1481685418168958976
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1481685418168958976
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1481685418168958976
at least she updated us

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no.... Gura...
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1481685418168958976

[Anonymous No.]

And busy again. Gotta wait tomorrow which is the Minecraft Disney stream where she wont' interact with us, unless she has another stream that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357415
>>16357416
huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

oh shiet, here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357415
Told you so.
t. Disney Minecraft collab schizo

[Anonymous No.]

SHE HATES US. SHE FUCKING HATES US WHHHYYYYYYY I LOVE YOU DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

Busy shark! Just remember to sleep well..

[Anonymous No.]

LOL, THERE IT IS. THE LAZY BITCH IS SPENDING TIME WITH JOEL AGAIN. HE IS IN TOWN. WHAT A LAZY WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Those retakes are messing with her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

I'm disappointed but don't mind as much because she let us know what's up. Looking forward to the collab tomorrow and hopefully a good week of streams after

[Anonymous No.]

>she let us know what's up
yeah, after 4 days of silence, how nice of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357415
>>16357416
AAAAAAAAAAAAA GUWWAAA I MISS YOUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357415
>Have plans tonight
>No stream so I won't miss anything live
Thanks Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>she doesn't update us on twitter
>Gura told us she's not streaming what a lazy bitch
Just a reminder that the antis are not and were never fans, they just want your replies

[Anonymous No.]

Her communication has improved despite the shitposting to the contrary. I’ll miss her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357547
3 days anon, learn to count

[Anonymous No.]

oh thank god i can go grocery shopping, thank you goop goop, i'm so hungry and tired

[Anonymous No.]

This week has been perfect for me
I've had to work super long days all week and wouldn't have had any time to watch streams
It's so kind of my wife to schedule her streams around my job

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357559
So in your mind updating after 4 days BTFO everyone who complained about not being updated for the rest of this week? Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

why does she hate me

[Anonymous No.]

Here comes the bait. If you are addicted to giving out (you) s, give them to me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura must have another "fever" or her "family" is in town again. Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357627
I'm just laughing because the baitfag can't even count

[Anonymous No.]

god I'm so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura tells us she's busy
>lol look at this lazy whore!!!
i thought the schizo thing was just a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357618
>4 days
Shitposters still can’t count

[Anonymous No.]

Keep the excuses coming guys! I'm sure she's just been busy as a bee the last 4 days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357594
>3 days anon
No. It's been 93 hours since her last tweet, that's 3 hours off a full 4 days, so saying "3 days" is misleading as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

love shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357686
93 hours is much closer to 4 days than it is to 3. If you stayed somewhere for 3 days and 21 hours, you would probably say you had stayed there for 4 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357595
What? 3 days of radio silence is not improving

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357742
>>16357782
When I get a weekend off work I say 2 days, I don’t say “oh I’ve had 2 days and 17 hours off work, that’s close to 3 days off”

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357742
>>16357782
anon pls, do you only follow her twitter or something? her last stream was after her last tweet einstein

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357742
>>16357782
When I leave work Friday and come back Monday even though it's been 64 hours I've still only been off 2 days.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 100% convinced at this point she gets a kick out of love bombing us then watching us squirm. She just can't seem to have a consistent month, it always has to be this back and forth rollercoaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357843
Antis don't watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

Shark will be back soon

[Anonymous No.]

She better not take another day off for at least 7 or 8 days

[Anonymous No.]

As a chumbud I am so disappointed that gura ghosted us for 4 days... I think I might change my oshi, maybe some 2view because they will treasure their fans...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357415
I dunno if Mori said this in a public stream, but she did say that Gura was re-recording some stuff for Q, so Gura genuinely is busy.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she's going to regret not streaming more once she graduates/Hololive dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357822
Her problem before was going 5 days with no update. Instead of going 4 days with no update she gave us one today and let people who don’t follow everyone’s schedule know there’s a stream tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Ah well, at least she tweeted early on so now I don't have to fuck up my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357854
I think she's just bad at keeping her schedule straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357822
that's her usual break tho, she now inform us if something has happenned after that which is pretty much what she said she would after her sickness

If you can't stand someone who takes a break from twitter 2-3 days after a schedule you might as well stop following her

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I forgot. TOMORROW IS A COLLAB STREAM! HAHAHAHAHAHA. NOT EVEN A SOLO STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Gura: i'm busy
antis: she's just lazy
Gura: proves she was busy
antis: (image related)
repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357824
What if you had 2 days and 21 hours off work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357869
don't expect stream on council NY outfit reveal this saturday. Maybe member stream after the reveals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357822
3 days and 21 hours*

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so fucking lonely bros. I'm gonna lose my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357888
she doesn't like streaming, it's pretty much obvious at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357936
That is still 2 days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357843
>her last stream
I wasn't talking about streams I was talking about time between twitter updates, Einstein

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357950
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

I need the sharks attention...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357933
there's nothing so demanding that you can't take 2 hours of the day to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357967
do you follow her as a vtweeter or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357967
Ah yes, the radio silence of seeing Gura tweet about doing a stream, not watching it, and then wondering why you haven’t seen Gura since she tweeted

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE ME PLEASE GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357848
She didn't have a gap of 3 days and 17 hours, she had a gap of 3 days and 21 hours. Also you're comparing clocking in to work with making a fucking tweet, it's not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357933
When has she ever proven that? She's released one song and a couple of covers, and did some voice lines for that one rhythm game. That doesn't take up days and days of time every single month.

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta wait until Saturday for a Gura solo stream, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up from anesthetics (wisdom teeth extraction). But, during the whole process, I had very vivid hallucinations of Gura as one of the nurses, helping the dentist calm me down and hold me in place as they butchered my gums.
The whole thing was horribly painful, but asking Nurse Gura to sing me "Soul Sister" when they were finally done gave me the most peace I've ever felt. I'm not sure if one of the nurses actually sang it for me, but I could hear her as I passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357966
No it isn't you fucking retard, unless you work the weirdest fucking hours ever, it's 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358053
>I know more than the other holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16350673
Take Bloop and shut the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358046
she streamed 4 hours after her tweet, watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358046
>he’s still watching her twitter and not her streams

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358008
The conversation was about her updating her fans, anon thought that updating us after 3 days and 21 hours of radio silence BTFO people who said she didn't communicate. I disagreed. Ghosting fans for almost 4 days and then putting off the stream until a collab we all knew she had to do anyway a day later is not good communication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358065
Maybe Sunday because she'll use the council outfit reveal as an excuse not to stream. Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358073
I get off Friday at 3pm, I go into work at 8am on Monday. I’m not going to count Friday night as part of a fucking day off you retard, that’s ludicrous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358073
That is still two days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358102
The conversation is about her communication, not her streaming schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358053
do you really think that the biggest vtuber in the world isn't constantly dealing with meetings and sponsorships? everybody in EN knows that aswell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358149
Probably this. We'll get the shitty collab tomorrow then more time off. She just doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358143
>3 days and 21 hours
This number only applies if you only check twitter and don't watch streams. No one is surprised you don't watch streams faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16357854
i love it

[Anonymous No.]

>no update for almost 4 days
>she finally tweets
>no schedule
>no excuses
>no stream announcements
>just a shitty collab we already knew was happening

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I love coming here and watching chumbuds melt down, thanks gura!
t. chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358165
it's 3:00am in Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358203
>The conversation is about her communication, as in notifying us of shit on her twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358022
anon you didn't have to kill him lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358165
>do you really think that the biggest vtuber in the world isn't constantly dealing with meetings and sponsorships?
lmfao fucking cope, she spends like 12 hours a day in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>Stream only tomorrow
>Is a retarded collab
I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358072
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

So does this confirm Gura thinks 3 day breaks are normal and thinks chumbies know this? She only updated at the 4 day mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358073
Starting to think you've never actually had a job in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358254
Yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358236
if you seriously don't see how retarded you're being right now then there's probably no hope for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358236
You really are retarded huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358286
yes, we knew this since forever ago

[Anonymous No.]

Prediction: She will take a break of at least another day after the collab tomorrow too, next actual, scheduled stream will be on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Antis coping. On nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358286
three-day breaks are normal... i had one last week and i have another one next week.

[Anonymous No.]

it's so funny, I told myself I was gonna find a new oshi, succeeded for a couple of weeks of barely watching her, then she somehow managed to pull me back in with all of the affection last week, then she immediately spits in our face right when I think maybe things could be different. it's my own fault honestly, people don't change.

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>>16358364
Ofc people don't change, this is why you will always be a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358364
see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

she has seasonal affective disorder pls undastand

[Anonymous No.]

why is everything shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16352321
Holy shit I just realized she has cat ears in her New Years outfit. Nacho-mama is a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358072
What medications were you on? Might be worth a shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358388
i sure feel like one for giving her yet another chance
>>16358391
sure as fuck hope not, gonna try my hardest to leave for good this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358414
i saw it first!!
>>16103158

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOO GURA I DON'T WANT YOU TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS MAKING MUSIC I WANT YOU TO STREAM BAD GAMES PLEASE FINISH DEBIL MAYGRY PLEASE PLAY THE FUNNY GTA NIGGAAA~ PLEASE COLLAB WITH OGAYU PLEASE COLLAB WITH AME AME AME

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358435
Please do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358435
nobody would miss you if you killed yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358236
now I know why antis are always so mad, apparently they don't know gura has a youtube channel

[Anonymous No.]

goop goop goop goop goop

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't hidden this many shitposts in a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358463
>gura has a youtube channel
Somebody should tell Gura that, because she never fucking uses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358453
I miss guwa, I hope [Q] is fricken amazing given how much effort she's been putting on it, thousand years....wasn't that nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358463
god her voice is so cute and sweet. why

[Anonymous No.]

another 4 day streak without a stream
its really becoming the norm
fuck you gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358497
it's a calli collab song of course it's gonna be trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358494
But she used it all last week goldfishchama. Your shitposts are all over the place my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358364
I've been in this same boat like 3 or 4 times now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358497
I am sure that will be great, I am proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that this is all her fault, Q better be a masterpiece

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358497
king was great but i can't shake the feeling of impending doom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358552
WIGGER HATE

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule:

Monday - No stream
Tuesday - No stream
Wednesday - No stream
Thursday - No stream
Friday - Preplanned collab
Saturday - No stream
Sunday - Karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358530
I hope she remembers that a community tab exists and she can even post things there! like every single other Holo does

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358558
>king was great
????

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>>16358597
Oh I see we’re at the part of the meltdown where you get mad at the schedules we make up in you head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358613
>he's not a member

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>>16358286
Gura regularly take 3 days break after her schedules. This isn't new.
>Schedules show her stream the next 6-8 days with a day or 2 break somewhere in the middle
>Proceed to take a 2~3 break of complete silence
>Rinse & Repeat

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>>16358597
>Sunday - Karaoke stream
schedule posting, no stream
ftfy

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>>16358613
Wait, I thought the only communication that counted was twitter? Why does it keep changing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358613
That's another thing that annoys me, she won't use Twitter because too many people follow her, but why won't she use members tab to communicate with the smaller group of fans who actually financially support her?

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>>16358668
I'm being optimistic, anon

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>>16358668
>schedule posting, no stream
point to me the last time she posted a schedule but didn't streamed that day, do it I want to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358685
Well the last time she used the community tab was even longer ago than her last tweet, so it doesn't change much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358668
Please point out the last time she posted a schedule with no stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358685
only streams don't count for the streamer

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358686
>why won't she use members tab
She does

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i just want someone to love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358750
Last post was a week ago stfu

[Anonymous No.]

and I in my endless naivity thought she will do better in 2022
haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358668
Ouch at least do your homework before shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358750
Lmao our resident greynames didn't see the MK post

[Anonymous No.]

i forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358781
it's the first half of january retard

[Anonymous No.]

gura doesn't love me. nobody loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358713
>>16358741
imagine thinking the fact she posts the schedule on the same day that it starts is a good thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358781
Well now you have nothing to live for so you can find a tall building

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358781
are you going to do this whole song and dance every break? see you next schedule when you suddenly love her again

[Anonymous No.]

You know at one point I thought she was unironically not like the other girls. But it’s so clear now all of the nice words she says are just standard validation seeking, attention whoring behavior. The same shit girls do to their orbiters, just on a larger scale. Her actions don’t back up a single word that leaves her mouth.

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>tweets that she can't stream today
>"GURA IS THE LAZY WHY SHE DON'T COMMUNICATE GOO GOO GA GA"
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358825
>Shit I was being retard
>change the topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358825
??? it isn't?
anyways, I'm just saying your "prediction" is trash anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358815
A week ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358864
>not a new IP

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>>16358072
>be nurse
>some guy is getting his wisdom teeth out
>conked up on anaesthetics
>keeps looking at me
>asking for someone
>graa~... g'ra... is that you guraa..
>he thinks i'm his grandma
>asks me to sing "soul sister"
>wtf
>eh, I like that song anyway, why not
>he finally shuts up and passes out
>I have 4 more appointments after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358781
>>16358864
Just drop her already so I can have her to myself. She clearly doesn't fulfill whatever emotional needs you have.

[Anonymous No.]

It's kinda funny watching them post the same exact thing every week.

[Anonymous No.]

Just find another oshi guys, there are thousands of other cunny chuubas desperate for viewers and you are here wasting your time being an anti for someone who statistically doesn’t even care if you’re watching or not.

[Anonymous No.]

obviously schedule tomorrow with the collab on top, do your Gura reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358896
>why won't she use members tab
>But she used it actually

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad you lunatics are contained here lol. Shout out from the discord we're watching you guys melt down in real time LOL

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>>16358865
>ghosts us for almost 4 days
>comes back and doesn't stream
>doesn't post a schedule
>doesn't announce any streams
>"OH MY GOD SHE IS COMMUNICATING WITH US GUYS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT???"

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>>16359000
>us

[Anonymous No.]

Must be a busy week with her bf

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>>16358956
See this is how the world works in your negative viewpoint. I bet the girls thought it was sweet that you were looking for your grandma and wanted to hear her sing to you. Women love that shit.

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>>16358993
Y'know anon, if it's annoying when she doesn't tweet for several days at a time, how the fuck is the bi-monthly community tab pot supposed to remedy that? People are obviously saying if she's scared to use twitter, she should use the community tab and give regular updates like every other fucking Holo does.

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>>16359021
Yeah, us, you and I, her fans. Just some of us, namely me, don't defend her every action when she's being lazy af

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359050
Yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

my sharkwife has condemned this thread to being shit for the next 24 hours. i hope she's working hard and taking breaks and drinking water and getting alot of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359102
you are not a fan tho

[Anonymous No.]

Yep. Shitty planned collab tomorrow and no stream on Saturday because of council outfit reveals, lol. Lazy Lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359064
soul sister is a weird song to have your grandma sing to you though it came out in like 2009

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359102
How can she be lazy when she is busy?

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>>16359127
I am a fan, been here for a few hours hoping for a schedule/stream, now that there isn't one I'm annoyed. Being an annoyed fan doesn't make me not a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

Odd how she wrote that long ass tweet on her phone instead of PC. I wonder where she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359174
This had been posted, get something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359187
Maybe anon was born in 2000 and was a little kid when it came out and really enjoyed it, so his grandma would sing it to him

[Anonymous No.]

this damn female child
working instead of tweeting
rape correction is needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359127
I am, wanting basic communication with her fans and at least 2 hours of stream out of the last 96 isn't too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359212
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359102
She's busy tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359196
You used a /qa/ picture, you’re not a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359212
School

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359196
But you are not a fan tho

[Anonymous No.]

im so tired. so lonely. why go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359212
With her bf (not you). Probably Joel from Wales
>>16359257
Lol. Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359196
You call her lazy even though she explained in her tweet that she is busy. You are trying to pose as a fan but this exposes you

[Anonymous No.]

Gura extending her break all the way to the collab she's obligated to show up for is such a typical Gura thing. And yeah, no stream Saturday either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359231
Why are you waiting when you're not a fan?

[Anonymous No.]

>no stream in 3 days
>80 IPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359292
you think about his cock more than anyone on earth my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359292
I know more than your old ass rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359212
i wonder if "gots" was a mistake as her fingers slipped or if she was trying to be funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359292
Yeah not you, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359316
business as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359304
>not a new IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359320
They are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359304
when's the council outfits relay exactly? last time they didn't overlapped with gura's usual time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359316
Well lots of people were expecting a stream, now they are pissed and malding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359320
No one said anything about cock. Sounds like you're the gay one. Pretending they don't have bf's or dont get fucked is yesman white knight beta male cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358956
Honestly thats probably how it went, I don't remember much of it. I was already high off pain killers when I walked in.
>>16359064
I mean, maybe, she was petting my head as she sang, but i can't be sure how much of that was real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359328
You are retarded if you think Gura goes to college

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359383
It starts at 4p eastern

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359397
Holy buzzwords

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359437
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

"Joel" is a metaphysical entity that manifests itself in Gura's room the moment she goes offstream. "It" has over 2 million penises that penetrate her every hole, including the nose, ears, eyesockets and skin pores for up to 40 hours at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359383
Just because they don't overlap with her usual time doesn't mean she'll stream. She'll use any excuse not to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359397
>the yesmanschizo is a boyfriendposter
imagine my shock!

[Anonymous No.]

The anti being a literal cuck just adds to how funny it is that he spends so much time being upset over Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359446
>collab starts 1 hour before gura
there's a chance

[Anonymous No.]

It's days like this I miss Sharkmeido

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358758

[Anonymous No.]

It's not fair, why is the cutest, funniest and most talented vtuber also the one who never fucking streams and seems to hate her fans :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359491
She streamed on a day she scheduled off last week though, that seems like the opposite thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359534
now guess his nationality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359490
i keep having this stupid recurring idea for a character that's just all of the shrimp in a Foo Fighters-like humanoid colony and I think you've just named him for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359564
get new material already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359564
She only hates you, she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359582
Because she wanted to get some quick dopamine hits from being praised for her performance. She uses us like a cheap drug then fucks off until she wants more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359564
Use a gura pic instead of >:( makes your shitpost less cringe and more convincing. Try it next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359582
>guwa all excited about telling us her MK story
she was cute, hope we get a solo soon, maybe tomorrow after didney world

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359585
Canadian of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359694
>She wants us to praise her
So our praise mean something to her... She is so cute I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359694
you really are a psychopath

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why she just gives us nothing, other Holos have even started doing Twitter spaces on their days off, why can Gura not spend 45 minutes out of her day to chat with us??

[Anonymous No.]

>>16358453
I will have a deep laugh at you if her only contribution to this song is her going "Yeah" and "uhh"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359856
Because she wouldn't make any money from Twitter spaces, anon

[Anonymous No.]

im starting to believe the rrats... she hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359694
>She hate her fans
>but she wants her fans to be proud of her
Your shitposting is all over the place you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359856
>hi guys! i slept for 20 hours today :3
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359905
She couldn't give a shit if we feel proud or not, it's the massive wall of praise she wants, being told how amazing and great she did while she rides the high of doing better than anyone expected in a game tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359856
Because she doesn't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359901
Maybe you, she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359947
shes just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16359896
You mixed your gura shitpost material with Mori