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A thread for the Nihongo speaking Nergal, Mori Calliope and her extended universe

>> No.16201805
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.16201834

god this is cute

>> No.16201839

>>16201805
based

>> No.16201873
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Japanese only Mori is cute, will be interesting for me to see the difference when I jump into the JK vod next

>> No.16201875

pachinko machines are just money vending machines

>> No.16201893
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森りん頑張って!!

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Maybe someday I'll actually do JP reps.

>> No.16201908

I'm gonna echo the opinion from Global that she should do a drinking stream with Lammy now.

>> No.16201924
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HES GOING GHOST

>> No.16201943

>>16201924
>posting that shit with your face as a profile pic
jesas

>> No.16201945

Kari-chan kawaii sugi.

>> No.16201955
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.16201968

>>16201943
The sheer amount of people with zero opsec that post that kind of shit is baffling

>> No.16202004

>>16201968
Well Vtubers attracts all sorts of people

>> No.16202126

>>16201943
dude looks like hes trying to cosplay her

>> No.16202226

>a world famous tenor is a deadbeat
Hopefully he won't go Joseph if he sticks around.

>> No.16202239

>>16201945
kawaii to kakkoii

>> No.16202243

>>16202226
what?

>> No.16202260

>>16202126
>if I can't get her, I shall become her...

>> No.16202326

>Sora-chan
Please Mori, that's all she wants to ever hear

>> No.16202362

>>16201924
>going ghost in chat
He's too far gone. He's NGMI.

>> No.16202379

>>16202260
At that time I thought I was Kanye

>> No.16202397

>>16202243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I56vPUY63X4
This guy was in the chat during the kimono reveal.

>> No.16202409

>>16202397
gotta show proof

>> No.16202421

>>16202397
He's a big guy.

>> No.16202435

>>16202421
for you

>> No.16202459

>>16202397
why does he look like white biggie smalls

>> No.16202489

>>16202409
look up the name in archive, someone screenshotted him since he was verified

>> No.16202500

>>16202459
Biggie...

>> No.16202602
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>>16202489
>israel
WTF

>> No.16202665

>>16202397
That big fucker has some pipes, holy shit
Opera karaoke never ever

>> No.16202678

>>16202602
our boy has tons of people from all walks of life who watch her

>> No.16202712

>>16202678
Mori truly is a music magnet

>> No.16202777

You will learn your favorite (other) musician/vocalist is a Deadbeat

>> No.16202803

God, she's so fucking cute and sweet when she's talking to JP bros... Those giggles are killing me.

>> No.16202806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYuEhjVMAvM&list=OLAK5uy_kumk1p5ZHGIUmcvFdqfS4h3-ujwuhl6U4
freestyle dungeon?

>> No.16202811

>>16202777
I could see Papa Emeritus being a deadbeat.

>> No.16202820

>>16202803
why don't we get mori like that...

>> No.16202822

>>16201943
Based desu, I'd never have the balls

>> No.16202836

>>16202777
been listening to punpee of late and a ft mori on one of his tracks would be perfect

>> No.16202848

>>16202421
君に。

>> No.16202851

>>16202777
Unfortunately I already listen to everyone Mori interacts/works with from before she even existed
Apparently my taste is a closed loop

>> No.16202865

She's having so much fun...just do these more Mori...twice a month won't hurt anyone

>> No.16202874

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XesMiGVuM
bananaman, japanese comedian
"mushroom hair man"

>> No.16202901

>>16202865
Yes, but consider member's only JP only stream

>> No.16202918

>>16202822
You mean you're self aware enough not to

>> No.16202951

>>16202822
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
- some masked cunt

>> No.16202955

>>16202901
There was only like 420 people during the last one, there is no way she's doing a JP only member stream.

>> No.16203022

>>16202820
We'll never be Japanese

>> No.16203032

>>16202955
>he doesn't know about the CCVpocalypse

>> No.16203035
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>>16202918
Self-awareness is a curse.

>> No.16203063

>>16202820
What? She acts this way on occasion.

>> No.16203078

>>16202955
Bro, did you see that chat speed? No fucking way it was anywhere below a thousand. And throughout the supa reading, too.

>> No.16203084

>>16203032
I'm only going off what Mori said herself.

>> No.16203087

She's been going for 2 and a half hours in Japanese with very little stutters. Why is she so nervous about JP collabs?

>> No.16203097

If Mori likes platformers so much why wont she play Mario games?
does she just hate nintendo?

>> No.16203115

>>16203097
Mario games are easy platformers, even if I do like them
Now, the hell levels in Mario Maker, that's a different story

>> No.16203117

>>16203087
The alcohol helps, and she can go at her own pace not having to listen to natives doing laps around her.

>> No.16203126

>>16203097
Legit Sony cultist fangirl

>> No.16203145
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>>16202409

>> No.16203153

>>16203115
how do >we feel about a 3 month Mori mario maker arc

>> No.16203156

>>16203084
She can't see the real numbers either until a few days after the stream ends

>> No.16203159

>>16203087
Reading and answering is a lot easier than following the flow of a motormouth cracked-out native speaker

>> No.16203173

>>16203115
I'd watch her play Mario Maker. I really enjoyed Dashie's videos on them

>> No.16203194

>>16203087
she's generally more comfortable with people she has some sort of authority over, that lets her be way less spergy
Coco was very similar in a way and it was fun to see her get bullied by Korone (and her bullying Mori was similar in tone)

>> No.16203209

>>16203087
Bad experiences probably.
I doubt holomem are gonna fault her but shes shy pls understand

>> No.16203210

It would be fun if J-Chad made a YT account as a moderator like AO in Ina's channel. Actual presence of a moderator would be a plus as well

>> No.16203243

>>16203210
t.AO

>> No.16203272

>>16203210
Good, that way I can hit on J-Chad and have her actually see it

>> No.16203293

J-Chad is in the room? Is J-Chad her boyfriend or something
>im new
>pls be gentle

>> No.16203298

>>16203272
Calm down Mixed Latte

>> No.16203304

>>16203293
yes

>> No.16203326

>>16203293
Yes, I'm J-Chad.

>> No.16203332

>>16203272
Deadbeat, she's probably an early-30's office lady manager that smokes her stress away while reminding herself she's married to work
Who could possibly want something like that?

>> No.16203334

>>16203298
I haven't seen that nigga since Mori played that farming game

>> No.16203343

>>16203210
I'm down for it, I was a bit pissed at Jchad if for almost fucking the WoD permissions but after Mori talked about her management philosophy she'd be a plus to have in the chat clearing stuff out.

>> No.16203369

MY HEART BROS
MORI I LOVE YOU TOO

>> No.16203375

Dai Suki
She loves me confirmed

>> No.16203415

MORI LOVES (Me) fuck off other Deadbeats

>> No.16203432
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森はまた私を感情的に操っている

>> No.16203458

Mori GFE....

>> No.16203472

Mori loves jpbros more...

>> No.16203481

Kari-chan kawaii

>> No.16203483

Need Mori GF

>> No.16203499

>20k likes and the stream is not even over yet
Damn, jops reeeally love this.

>> No.16203517
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MORI NEVER GAVE ME GFE UWAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.16203534

>>16203458
>GFE
Implying she's anything but the loving and nurturing Mori-sensei to JPbeats and us who wants to see us thrive

>> No.16203538

>>16203472
isnt it more that theyve been deprived of all the Mori love we've received this whole time?
we get both, they might not always know when shes loving us

>> No.16203554

Mori knows Westerners think GFE is cringe but JPbros love that shit

>> No.16203559

>>16203517
Sorry we just hang out in the bath as bros wont to do.

>> No.16203580

>>16203534
Then in the immortal words of Van Halen, I'm hot for teacher

>> No.16203597
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>>16203432
オーニョー

>> No.16203607

>>16203332
Anon, my penis can only get so erect.

>> No.16203620

>>16203554
But I love that too and I'll never be japanese

>> No.16203624

Learning JP to marry Mori!

>> No.16203639

>>16203145
fully believing this is just whatever pr guy runs his youtube account til i see evidence otherwise. no fun allowed here,

>> No.16203661

Mori really likes Erect-o-swing rap huh

>> No.16203674

>>16203332
I'm into hags, anon

>> No.16203686

>>16203639
That's possible too, but the guy is the average age of a vtuber enjoyer and, well, just look at him.

>> No.16203700
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>>16203332
she needs stress relief

>> No.16203701

>FT, Rapbit, and illbell mention all in one breath
Moririn...

>> No.16203726

>>16203701
She won't hide her taste/music powerlevel
The curse of a small scene

>> No.16203745

>>16203332
Based off Mori's descriptions, she definitely feels like an ex-Pat as well

>> No.16203806

>>16203745
>expat aging office lady
I need to know more about J-chad's tastes before I try to get a hololive staff job to get with her

>> No.16203864

So is she skipping supers for this?

>> No.16203893

>>16203726
I hope she bring illbell over to Mori as well, they're a great combo

>> No.16203923

>>16203864
no

>> No.16203930

>>16203538
I think she clearly has obvious bias

>> No.16203998

>thought I was safe to doze off in my chair forgetting about superchats
>hear her "I'm back"
What's another hour or two..

>> No.16204012

https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1480570211934011397

>> No.16204065

>>16204012
Please collab with her Yukisame...she loves you...

>> No.16204071

Ghost rider must be one of the most dedicated jpbro

>> No.16204094

>>16204071
Him and that dude who is always at work

>> No.16204098

>>16204071
I can't help but wonder what his life is like

>> No.16204136

>>16204098
I think he rides his motorcycle and exacts vengeance upon evil

>> No.16204157

>>16204065
I think Nacho and Nabi are gonna have to basically force her to start streaming at gunpoint, she seems super shy.

>> No.16204185

>>16204157
They need to get pochi in there

>> No.16204203

>>16204071
Him or Salaryman yeah, Salaryman is a lot more quiet though (Har)

>> No.16204223

>>16204185
Get ayamy mama too

>> No.16204237

i feel this giant hole in my heart again

>> No.16204400

>>16204237
Pull yourself together Dead Beat

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>>16204400
>>16204237
It's too early in the morning for me to be going ghost

>> No.16204524

>>16204449
>he's not full ghost 24/7
ngmi

>> No.16204530

What made Mori get all cute and shy? Did that superchat just compliment her

>> No.16204609

>>16204203
The Saku JPbeat is also very dedicated, learned some English for Mori as well

>> No.16204694

>>16204530
probably
my guess is she's not used to all the compliments from jp nikis. we compliment her all the time but their compliments are generally constructed different and probably hit differently (not necessarily better, just different and a lot at once)

>> No.16204717

>>16204530
The country she has been living in for years is showering her in appreciation for being cute and making great music, despite being a gaijin (something that has gotten her scrutiny in the past). It's probably super cathartic for her

>> No.16204744

>>16204694
I will now do my kanji reps so that I can make flowery compliments in Japanese to her

>> No.16204824

I wish I'd be a cute jpbro

>> No.16204880

https://twitter.com/gkdlfnzo1245/status/1480443107821109259

>> No.16204922
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https://twitter.com/ArkFordArt/status/1480574661389733894

>> No.16204970

>>16204824
>be jp
>get one or two Mori streams a year you can understand

>> No.16205030

>>16204970
I'm already esl

>> No.16205031

Mori will never love you like she loves JPbeats

>> No.16205040

>>16204970
True, even her English teaching streams pander to both pretty much.

>> No.16205056

>>16205031
I dunno anon, she seems to like me

>> No.16205132

>>16205056
You're mistaken, she likes >me

>> No.16205166

>matta ne
AAAAAAAAA

>> No.16205174

>>16204970
>be taught eigo for 10 years in school
>still know fuckall of it
Their fault desu

>> No.16205213

That was a fantastic stream, glad she seemed to have recovered from the migraine

>> No.16205285

how the FUCK is Crispy chan always so kawaii

>> No.16205289

>>16205031
Another way that Mori and Kiara are similar.

>> No.16205315

Deadbeat Omocat track jacket back in stock merchbeats

>> No.16205324

>>16205174
I never understood this. Even in the most backwards eastern european countries people speak better english than in japan.

>> No.16205351

>>16205324
they dont actually teach english in japan, they pretend to so the students have better general scores for the country

>> No.16205378

>>16205315
>he didn't buy the entire line when it dropped

>> No.16205402

>>16205378
clerochama...

>> No.16205419

>>16205402
that nigga didn't even buy all of it.

>> No.16205429

oh fuck I can't keep up with the content. I have a job Mori!

>> No.16205446

>>16205315
>track jacket
Glad to see deadbeat merch panders to my preferred Slavic style of dress
I might actually buy it

>> No.16205540

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1480582146205294592
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1480582146205294592
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1480582146205294592

>> No.16205557

>>16205324
To be fair, English is much closer to Slavic languages than Japanese. The latter is pretty much the polar opposite of English in too many ways.

>> No.16205567

Warning, Cute Mori ahead https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1480582146205294592

>> No.16205615

>>16205315
>XL and up still sold out
>shirt still sold out
eh

>> No.16205663

>>16205615
>no XL
Is it American L/XL or Jap? I might be able to cope with an L if it's American

>> No.16205666

>>16205615
Lose some weight fat fuck

>> No.16205675

>>16205663
It's American XL

>> No.16205714

>>16205663
Every page has the size table

>> No.16205821

>>16205446
>>16205615
I'm waiting for Deadbeat shirt and Gura jack

>> No.16205823

i gotta go back and watch jump stream
i checked my phone a few hours ago and she was in the bog
im guessing it wasnt a great run?

>> No.16205825

>>16202678
That she does. It makes me happy to know that.

>> No.16205839

>>16205615
It was in stock when I opened the page and sold out by the time I clicked "add to cart". God fucking damn it.
>>16205666
Not him but anything smaller than that absolutely will not fit my shoulders.

>> No.16205861

>>16205666
Some of us are very tall skeletons

>> No.16205882

Mori is in Haachama's twitter space

>> No.16205895

Just kiss/collab already https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1480584507996905475?s=21
IncestBeat rejoice

>> No.16205904
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Sometimes twitter's translation hits just right

>> No.16206053

https://files.catbox.moe/skb8qp.mp4

>> No.16206143

>>16205882
And she's gone

>> No.16206150

>>16205882
What's happening? I don't hear anything.

>> No.16206172
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Mori Love!

>> No.16206215

>>16205823
she purposefully went back to the bog in frustration

>> No.16206262

>>16206215
Might as well go back to scratch and erase the attempt.

But yeah, bring out your timers, because I have a feeling that the next one will BE THE RUN.

>> No.16206398

>>16205821
>>16205615
shirt's restocked

>> No.16206430

>>16206053
Holy fuck. Between IRyS GTA and that, my night was full of laughs.

>> No.16206452

>>16206053
Cute.

>> No.16206705

>>16205324
europeans get exposed to american culture a lot especially since the internet
so it's actually easier in backwards eastern european countries where the media you want to consume like anime, games, etc. isn't localized so you have to learn english instead
like all of my friends who have similar interests to mine are very good in english. personally i pretty much learned it automatically by reading english websites

>> No.16206850

>>16204922
should've been Mori in party outfit

>> No.16206874

>>16204922
Figuratively who?

>> No.16206913

>>16206053
Caveman Mori...

>> No.16206975

>>16206053
amazon position kari-san ah ah ah ah ah

>> No.16207065

>>16206913
What were the names Gura came up with during that Minecraft stream? I forgot.

>> No.16207136

>>16206705
Hit the nail on the head, anon. I learned english from playing poorly translated western rpgs and watching movies with single voice dub over original sound. Also, 4chan. Shitposting here with you assholes for 10 years is how I went from "knows some words" to fluent.

>> No.16207181

>>16207136
kek. That's an inspiring story. Tell us more

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>>16207136
>learning English from 4chan

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>>16206874
pic related on the right

>> No.16207208

>>16207181
Nah, maybe some other time.

>> No.16207209

>>16206053
Perfect ending

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>>16206053
>>16206913
mnh

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So create the ultimate EN Heist crew!

>> No.16207267

>Been listening to nothing but Tenorbeat for the past hour
Is he the most powerful Deadbeat

>> No.16207310

>>16207267
No, The only valid deadbeat will be an Ao look-alike who's not a sissy.

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>> No.16207574

>>16207524
kowai

>> No.16207724

>>16202678
The english VA for Reigen from Mob Psycho has been in there at least once

>> No.16208927

>>16206705
Exactly this. Japanese don't know English because they don't need it. Their corner of internet is completely self-sufficient. When I was a kid in 90s, games had fucking Promt translation into my language. I had to learn how to read some basic English simply to understand what games wanted from me. And once you know a bit, you end up using it more to get more things from English side of internet.

>> No.16208974

>>16208927
i specifically remember having some dictionary program on my computer and using it to translate words in pokemon emerald on an emulator

>> No.16209017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhnBR08y98

A good translation of the onani thing for any EOPbeats

>> No.16209057

Was the deadbeat at 3:17:20 the one that proposed to her? She got really flustered it was cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zda9UXSp-Pw&t=12177s

>> No.16209386

JPbeats better back off my Mori before I send #3 and #4 to clear them out.

>> No.16209489

>>16209386
>my Mori
俺のカリちゃん

>> No.16209586

>>16209057
Someone’s gonna translate it eventually anyway

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Mori Cute?

>> No.16209809

>>16209057
Your timestamping reps...
>英語でfワードとかfooo!ってさけんじゃうカリちゃんも、日本語でおしとやかな(graceful)カリちゃんも、両方かわいい
>Both Kari-chan, who screams "f-word" or "fooo!" in English, and graceful Kari-chan in Japanese, are cute!

>> No.16209854

>get notification that the Omocat Collab shirt is back in stock
>check the site
>already sold out again
Feels bad man, though I should be grateful from the perspective I bought a lot of stuff for my kitchen just recently. Pans are a lot more expensive than you think.

>> No.16209877

>>16209809
Big ups Japanese man

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>>16208927
>games had fucking Promt translation into my language
haha

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>>16209057
The day JOPs find out her preferences is when i will go war with them.

>> No.16210087

>>16209017
>seiso des
She lied as naturally as she breathed.

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>>16209599
After some research, I can confirm Mori Cute.

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>>16210086
Gonna need to see some peer reviewed sources on that one pal.

>> No.16210128

>>16209854
Don't worry. EVEN IF YOU COULD FUCKING BUY IT YOU WOULDN'T GET IT FUCK YOU OMOCAT IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH WHY HASN'T MY SHIT SHIPPED FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.16210133

>>16210087
My Mori is a pure and chaste woman, saving herself for me, the last Deadbeat and future husband.

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>>16210123
Here's one of my sources. My peers reviewed it and said "Indeed, Mori Cute."

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Upscaled Mobile Wallpaper

>> No.16210565

>>16210412
Too busy, can't see my fuckin icons. Cute Mori though.

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>>16210565
What do you mean?

>> No.16210725

>>16210705
>What do you mean?
I mean that Mori is cute. I thought that was self-explanatory.

>> No.16210759

>>16210705
>have to poke her boobs to get to your apps
Pretty lewd anon.

>> No.16210814

>>16210705
>Android 12
>with shapes

HOW?

>> No.16210891

>>16204970
>not learning another language for mori

i'm actually far gone enough at this point that if she exclusively started streaming in japanese id up my rate of jp study about 10x

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> am now on a quest to find someone good enough to recreate a kimono on this scale

I will find someone to weave it or help me God!

>> No.16210930

>>16210705
Mori cute but this kinda looks like shit deadbeat

>> No.16210961

>>16210930
yeah, still trying to use waifu2x or a better algorithm to upscale Mori's original.

>> No.16211009

Should we expect another guerilla jump king this week? If she waits till next week she’s gonna lose most of her muscle memory…

>> No.16211152

>>16211009
depends on how busy she is today. If she isn't slaving her way to animating, then probably.

>> No.16211162

>>16211009
Mori will reach the babe in three hours or less upon the next stream. I believe. Screencap this.

MORI LOVE!
MORI FAITH!

>> No.16211398

>>16203559
Two bros hanging in the hot tub, six thousand miles apart because I don't have a chance with her

>> No.16211490 [DELETED] 

Damn Hime Hajime be makin some good content lately

>> No.16211533

>>16201924
Reminder to never go full Ghost.

>> No.16211628

>>16211533
I am at 115% Ghost, but I'm also not a schizo so I'm not gonna post cringe shit in her chat. Just gonna love her with all my heart from right here and cheer her on.

>> No.16211744

>>16211628
>so I'm not gonna post cringe shit in her chat
This. Ghostlingposting on an anonymous forum is different from doing that shit with a name attached in chat.

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>>16201924
Honestly for me the worst part is
>I wish I was smart enough to know japanese
Mother fucker went fully schizo ghost and doesn't even have the ambition to try to fucking learn japanese or anything else. All of that fucking ghost energy just resulted in him sperging in chat like a fucking moron. Weak boned little bitch

>> No.16211970

>>16207267
most powerful bones for sure

>> No.16211972

>>16211941
A ghost with osteoporosis. Unironically NGMI.

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>> No.16212040

>>16212003
This but with Gura

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>>16212003
Nah shes going to be mine. Get fucked chickmin if I'm feeling nice I'll let you watch

>> No.16212133

>>16211533
You're gonna have to start making a guide on how to avoid that shit when she's even starting to make her coworkers go ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5oysnMfII&t=6360s

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*sips*

>> No.16212230

I think you'll all find that Mori is mine. Gura? Also mine. All of Myth? Mine. IRyS? Mine. Council? Actually not all mine yet, but Mumei and Bae are. Working on the others.

>> No.16212345

>ywn hear her cover We Don't Talk About Bruno
Aaaaa fuck you disney. I'll take a watchalong then..

>> No.16212473

>>16212345
>He still want to suck on the mouse dick instead of shitting on their crap
ngmi

>> No.16212604

>>16212212
The rose looks like someone gave Ina one hell of a bonk

>> No.16212687

>>16212473
Hey Encanto was good

>> No.16212799

>>16212473
>the company that invented animation doesn't know how to make animated movies
the mouse sucks for a million reasons but they make good movies

>> No.16212903

>>16212687
>>16212799
As long as they act like little bitches and slowly suffocate art with their bullshit, I don't care

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back on vod duty for me

>> No.16213015

>>16211941
This, learning a new language you are interested in is way funnier to study some other stuff. Being able to read doujins and not having to wait for the translation is my only aspiration

>> No.16213057

>>16213012
what happened with her neck there?

>> No.16213139

>>16212687
It was ok. Great camerawork and good songs, but story and themes were very meh. Plot was predictable, boring and rushed.

>> No.16213444

Since Mori is watching Jojo, think for a moment if the stardust crusaders were the myth girls.
>Mori as Jotaro. Harsh with violent tendencies, a sweetheart in the inside
>Kiara as Joseph. A kind of dumb foreigner which compares everything to her country. Has some wisdom to share nonetheless
>Ina as abdol. Quiet support character, reliable and competent, willing to save her friends at any cost
>Ame as Kaiokkin. Kind of shy, but thoughtful and brave. The most crafty among the crusaders
>Gura as Polnareff. The airhead of the group with a tragic backstory. Fearsome when being serious

>> No.16213463

I think the reduction rrat is true.

>> No.16213531

>>16213463
I choose to believe tattoo removal rrat

>> No.16213632

>>16213444
Kiara is Avdol because fire bird and since they both can come back to life

>> No.16213690

>>16213531
can Mori not go to certain onsens?

>> No.16213718

make it happen yukisame Mama!
https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1480636027211763712

>> No.16213741

>>16213632
I get your point, but it's kind of superficial. Kiara is just like Joseph, an airhead impulsive optimist

>> No.16213756

>>16211941
As opposed to you, a master of kneehawngaw?

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>>16212133
I didn't know Gura was a lesbo. This is bad.

>> No.16213884

>>16213835
Thankfully Mori is the straightest woman in all of hololive

>> No.16213897

>>16213835
How new?

>> No.16213901

>>16213531
getting tats removed isn't surgery and nothing that would take you out of operation, and also even if it was she's been talking in vague terms about it as a health condition for well over a year at this point

>> No.16213905

>>16213690
maybe its a skin infection

>> No.16213927

>>16213901
maybe the tattoo spread to her lungs

>> No.16213931

I choose to believe whatever procedure it is, it's none of my business and she will be visually unchanged but have a problem fixed upon its completion. She's said she's comfortable with what she has.

>> No.16213966

>>16213931
But those are our boobs too

>> No.16214007

>>16213756
I'm not the master of anything nor have I claimed to be one but I'm not wasting my ghost energy by not even trying

>> No.16214041

https://youtu.be/orfyu8w-oou

>> No.16214051

Wouldn't eye surgery make sense?

>> No.16214093

>>16213444
Now how about the girls as villains?

>> No.16214098

>>16214051
She said its a problem she knew about for years, also said the cause is chronic.Cant think of anything eye related that matches that.

>> No.16214100

>>16214041
Think you messed up there buddy

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Can't you fags just shut up or post cute Moris instead of rrat paddling the voices in your head?

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>>16213897
Not at all, just retarded. Sometimes I forget basic facts, such as Gurame existing. And now that I remember, the short hair thing makes much more sense.

>> No.16214208

>>16214157
Do you ever not complain about everything?
Like, have you ever had one day in your life where you weren't trying to control everything people do?

>> No.16214219

>>16214157
rrat peddling is fun
I think she's getting plastic surgery to have horns planted on her head

>> No.16214255

>>16214219
It's this one.

>> No.16214295

If I could kill one /morig/ poster it would be this guy >>16214157

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>>16214219
This is actually fun at least

>> No.16214367

Simple facts about /morig/:

1. We are plagued with schizos, threadshitters, baiters, and antis.
2. Deadbeats are genuinely some of the stupidest motherfuckers alive and will ALWAYS respond to those mentioned in 1, thereby creating a positive feedback loop to the conditions they claim to want gone.
3. None of this will ever change. Timeloops will happen any time a disliked name is mentioned, any time a roommate posts anything, any time Mori does anything which could even remotely be construed to imply a lack of 100% dedication to Hololive and Hololive only.

Seething feeds it. Coping feeds it. Even this post feeds it, because I'm part of 2. Accept your reality and stop trying to change it.

>> No.16214401

>>16214295
Kill yourself first

>> No.16214403

>>16214367
Based self-aware 'tard.

>> No.16214413

>>16213531
Does anyone have the in depth rrat post that was posted the other day?

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>>16214367
5 cute facts about Mori!

- She's a girl!
- She's pink!
- I love her!!!!
- Mori!!!!!!

>> No.16214431

>>16214219
>Mori is chuuni enough to have body dysmorphia of not being a demon
I believe it

>> No.16214450

>>16214295
>it's not a self-referential post
Aww, not trying to be edgy but that would've been way funnier

>> No.16214484

Where's the rrat liquidation sale when we need it

>> No.16214526

>>16214187
Personally I still think Gurame was blown out of proportion.

>> No.16214550

>>16214450
/vt/ isn't that slow so timing it wouldn't be impossible, just difficult

This guy has a massive dick >>1621541

>> No.16214575

>>16214157
>chuuba alludes to a health problem vaguely
>needs to get surgery for it
I don't condone rrat peddling but this was inevitable.

>> No.16214583

>>16214550
Oh shit I accidentally a digit
what's funny is that I thought of going for xxx50 at first

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>>16214550
I...

>> No.16214615

>>16214484
The wall is outdated, we need more hilarious rrats

>> No.16214633

>let's have a thread without schizos
and what else
pizza without the dough?

>> No.16214676

She's getting herself cloned. So that there's a Mori for everyone!

>> No.16214748

Here is my in-depth analysis of the whole Mori surgery thing.For those of you who arent up to date watch this from 11:38 to 19:58 https://youtu.be/QEdgt2w50Kg?t=698
Now our main concern here is that she is getting a breast reduction surgery, if you google causes for breast reduction the first result is "Chronic back, neck and shoulder pain that requires pain medications".
>"Its like something that Ive been trying to solve for like years, so I kind of like knew about it"
>"We were hoping that medicine could like heal it that I was taking at the time, but it turns out that its a chronic issue"
Ring a bell?We all know our boy has had back issues and shoulder stiffnes for quite some time now,strongly implying it as a cause for breast reduction surgery.Now there are two types of breast reduction surgeries, liposuction method which is done under local anesthesia and the usual surgical method done under general anesthesia.Liposuction is the prefered method for breast reduction since it doesnt leave as many scars,doesnt require as large incisions,and you can still breastfeed your kids and feel your nipples.
>"I dont even think its a put you under kind of surgery, Its just a numb the entire area that were working on surgery"
This rules out the later method and leaves us with the liposuction method since local anesthesia is being used
>"They said healing will take maybe like 2-3 days I shouldnt like walk around and do things, but from the 4th day onward travel should be fine"
"The typical patient can return to work and normal social activity within two to three days after surgery" Here is my source on what anesthesia is used for liposuction and how long it takes to recover
https://www.liposuction.com/breats-female-html
Also since she doesnt want to go into details its probably because the surgery involves a private part of her body aka boobs.This could mean that she has a lump of some kind in one of her breasts and is having it removed via surgical breast biopys.However she said she knew about this for years, so its unlikley that she just ignored the possibility that she has breast cancer.
So yeah mommy milkies are going bye bye it seems

>> No.16214763

>>16214575
So it's in some embarrassing place on your boy's body.
But does it have to be booba?
>I won't be able stream for a few days because of the position, sitting...
What if it's hemorrhoids?

>> No.16214812

>>16214429
>5 cute facts
>only says 4

>> No.16214866

>>16214748
I love that stream because she laughed at my message then made me a spiritomb
I don't have an opinion

>> No.16214886

>>16214866
Based boxbeat

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>> No.16215075

>>16214812
Newfagchama...

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>> No.16215117

>>16213531
she said in the members stream "I wouldn't be able to sit up in this position to stream"

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>> No.16215148

>>16215117
maybe the tattoo spread to her spine

>> No.16215170

>>16215117
Yeast infection?Also can you clip it pls?

>> No.16215175

>>16215117
everyone had been focusing on her breasts, but no one has considered the ass reduction

>> No.16215197

>>16215170
>yeast infection requiring surgery
Do you Deadbeats seriously know nothing of medicine and STILL try to post rrats?

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>> No.16215217

>>16215175
>the stank will no longer be trippin'
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.16215249

She's snipping her tubes to finally put an end to fetusbeat once and for all

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>>16215217
the signs were there all along. its time to say goodbye

>> No.16215296

>>16215249
I am... inevitable.

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>> No.16215350

>>16215197
Did she break her ass while doin anal?

>> No.16215355

>>16215249
She is... inseminable.

>> No.16215364

>>16215350
Yeah, with me.

>> No.16215388

>>16215249
>external fallopian tubes
osoroshii onna da na...

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>> No.16215485

[Ina News] Ina is concernfagging for Mori

>> No.16215548

>>16215485
At this point even her friends and manager are concernfagging, Mori needs to chill a bit...

>> No.16215615

>>16215117
>minor external surgery
>causes you to be unable to sit
Then how is it minor?

>> No.16215817

>you wake up
>it's 2010, somehow
>you keep all your memories
Besides buying a fuck ton of bitcoin, do you try to find pre-Mori Mori and make her your internet friend? Be honest, you would.

>> No.16215848

>>16215817
>Buy a fuck ton of bitcoin
>It never takes off

>> No.16215881

>>16215848
The only good time to invest in bitcoin was during the gamestop arc desu

>> No.16215890

>>16215848
don't wanna start this discussion, but some crypto would have to take off because people do have a need for it. online drugs don't sell themselves you know

>> No.16215913

>>16215817
No I wouldn't. I'd just set myself up to do what I should have done back in 2010 so I could insulate myself in a japanese rap adjacent scene.

>> No.16215957

>>16215848
>become Mori's rich Bitcoin friend
>finance her dreams
>she doesn't struggle as an artist and doesn't join hololive

>> No.16215976

>>16215817
No way fag. What if I fuck up the timeline and we don't get Mori? I'm not selfish enough to deprive the world of Calliope Mori so I can get an orange root crop for my own. Mori brings millions of people joy. We're in the best timeline, and I wouldn't risk that.

>> No.16215989

>>16215890
based and drugpilled

>> No.16216009

>>16215976
>Mori brings millions of people joy
lol I would trade all of you for my own Mori in a heartbeat

>> No.16216040

>>16215615
it's not the sitting man, it's the sitting up straight enough for the camera.

>> No.16216055

>>16215976
>he wouldn't sacrifice millions to be with Mori
Just what kind of deadbeat are you? Utterly preposterous.
>>16216009
Now we're talking.

>> No.16216116

>>16215615
hemorrhoids
>the surgery is local and noninvasive
>it's a chronic issue that can be reduced with >medication, but sitting a lot is an extra risk factor
>is embarrassing enough to not mention on stream
>typical job sickness for office workers or teachers

>> No.16216122

>>16216009
>>16216055
I don't blame either of you, and I'd understand if it happened. But my conscience couldn't bear it. And honestly? Without Hololive, would SHE be happier? Do you think you could provide her the same joy and emotional satisfaction she has now, with an audience of millions, with some of the best friends she's ever known, with an opportunity to spread her art and exercise her creativity in so many media?

>> No.16216130

>Most people can return to work in a week to ten days after hemorrhoid surgery
Okay, scratch that rrat, it's something else.

>> No.16216143

>>16215817
I'd just follow her art better desu

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>>16214615
>tfw it's 4 months + a couple weeks til the anniversary of the rrat liquidation sale
How many deadbeats have we gained since then? And how many lost?

>> No.16216186

>>16216122
Truth be told I'd be careful not to fuck with the timeline too much so that we still get Mori Calliope. But I'd still want to be her internet friend and someone she can fondly remember and talk to. Even though I don't have the personality for it.

>> No.16216192

>>16216130
rubber band ligation, friend
>People respond differently to this procedure. Some are able to return to regular activities (but avoid heavy lifting) almost immediately. Others may need 2 to 3 days of bed rest. Pain is likely for 24 to 48 hours after rubber band ligation.

>> No.16216202

>>16216116
But she said she knew about it for years?

>> No.16216229

>>16216179
>How many deadbeats have we gained
too fucking many and too many of them are still too new. I can smell it on them

>> No.16216260

>>16216122
So you're saying having a fanbase might be better than having a SO? Well, I wouldn't know about either.

>> No.16216286

>>16216260
Well... at least better than having me as an SO, yeah.

>> No.16216334

Which N level is Mori's Japanese?

>> No.16216345

>>16216040
Okay, Im gonna go look into spine surgeries and report back

>> No.16216349

>>16216334
Hard R level

>> No.16216353

>>16216229
smell deez baelz
>>16216286
aww cmon, you can't be that bad

>> No.16216429

>>16216349
Fuck you, I laughed

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>>16214866
I remember the first time I made Mori laugh with a comment . It was “wtf I’m a furry now” during one of her first crash bandicoot streams... good times that was.

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New year, last year's loops. And we'll never be the wiser

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>>16216192
>not life-threatening but annoying chronic issue
>can be fixed with meds except when it can't
>surgery is external, only requires local anesthesia
>will leave one unable sit straight for a couple days
>is too embarrassing to name on stream
Well, that's what my money's on then. Let's go home boys, we solved this one.

>> No.16216804

>>16216647
>"Its like something that Ive been trying to solve for like years, so I kind of like knew about it"
Can you have those for years and only get surgery just now?

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>>16216804
I've probably had a hemorrhoid since like 2016 and never bothered to do anything about it

>> No.16216867

>>16216846
Inside you asshole?

>> No.16216927

>>16216867
Where else?

>> No.16216959

>>16216927
Oh,okay.Thanks for letting us know Mori.Thats a big relief

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>> No.16217038

>>16216984
I hope Mori and Gura know this exists.

>> No.16217075

>>16216647
Minor back surgery. Sounds too serious to mention explicitly so she doesn't, fits into a chronic problem category, would explain why she couldn't sit up for a day or two, and back is something that would get fucked up by a return to hunching over a laptop.

>> No.16217083

>>16217038
>implying they can get into soundposts

>> No.16217110

>>16217075
Is it done under local anesthesia?

>> No.16217122

>>16216804
I think I've had some mildly irritating lumps around that area for a few years now and guess what I've done about it?

>> No.16217137

>ywn drive mori back home after her surgery, arrange her bed for her & make her food and clean the house for her while she can recover
why
, and this part is particularly important:
live

>> No.16217142

>>16214429
5 facts about our boy

-Mo
-Ri
-Ca
-Llio
-Pe

>> No.16217215

>>16217122
You know what?That actually adds up, I cant refute it

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If nothing else, I can admire the fact this guy did his reps and feels so proud and accomplished he feels he can no longer back down.

>> No.16217237

>>16217075
that doesn't fit external surgery
boob reduction, wart and hemorrhoid all do, and the last one seems most related to sitting in any fashion
but, I don't see the timestamp for that sitting quote yet, so that might have been some anon hearing voices

>> No.16217259

>>16217075
Yeah, but "external". You can't fix back pain by fucking with just the skin, can you? You'll have to dig deeper.

>> No.16217358

>>16216804
no you can't.
>>16216647
the "sit straight" part is the weight of scar tissue of the chest when sitting up. She'll be laying down for days.

>> No.16217367

>>16217237
She definitely talked about her ability to stream being compromised because of her body positioning. No timestamp, but I can corroborate.

>> No.16217372

>>16217075
not external

>> No.16217384

>>16217122
I've literally went as far as push some of those back into my asshole through sheer unwillingness for someone to stare in my asshole
honestly most of the time it's super easy to ignore until you get high blood pressure and suddenly you can't sit right for a week cause it popped out too much

>> No.16217413

>>16215848
Invest in Squid Game coin bros. One of the actors just won a Golden Globe so now's the time to invest.

>> No.16217420

>>16217358
But she will be wearing like a compression belt after breast surgery around her breasts

>> No.16217464

>>16217420
and it would be painful to sit up straight for two hours

>> No.16217499

she blew out her back doing doggy with me sorry guys we'll be more careful after her surgery

>> No.16217509

>>16217237
Well, that makes three of us voice hearers, then.

>> No.16217521

>>16217464
But breast reduction via liposuction doesnt cause large scars?

>> No.16217527

>>16215817
10 years ago, I would have been a NEET that slept all day and pirated videogames and movies at night.

>> No.16217562

>>16217499
Sorry to hear about your nose bro

>> No.16217576

Mori's surgeon here. It's penis reduction surgery. Her five foot scythe is causing too much trouble.

>> No.16217601

>All this autism over something non of you will ever know the truth about if she won't talk about it
Jesus

>> No.16217622

>>16217576
Pls dont grope her while she is comatose

>> No.16217668

>>16217601
dead hours please understand

>> No.16217678

>>16214633
kek

>> No.16217695

>>16217384
>this is my future
Okay, I'll get mine looked into
One of these days for sure

>> No.16217699

>>16217601
Welcome to 4chan.
I am just surprised how civil it is.

>> No.16217753

>>16217521
so what it's still going to be painful to sit through a talking stream for a couple days

>> No.16217773

>>16214763
This is consistent with the evidence. I believe this rrat

>> No.16217774
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Man all this kimono art of Mori is gorgeous.

>> No.16217797

>>16217601
oh please we will know the next day she refuses to keep a secret

>> No.16217821

Holy shit, it's not breast reduction surgery, shut the fuck up. Having large tits isn't something you would describe as "chronic" and "having known about for years". What she has described is a corrective surgery, not a preventative surgery. Only alternative in which you would be right is if it really is a benign breast tumor

>> No.16217820

>>16217601
>All this autism
Where?
It's just two or three anons piecing a story together, and the breast schizo lazily pushing his rrat.

>> No.16217866

Honestly at this point im surprised that no one tried to bring up those stones she talked about earlier

>> No.16217882

>>16217753
But if her boobs are kept still with the compression belt it should be the same no matter what position she is in?

>> No.16217930

>>16217797
I highly doubt she's gonna say she got surgery on her asshole if that's the case.

>> No.16217937

>>16217774
I want to pay unreasonable amounts of money taxed from my peasants to lay my head in her lap.

>> No.16217943

>>16217882
yeah no you don't have tits which are as sensitive as your balls. It's a valid reason to not stream for a week let along 3 days

>> No.16217953

>>16217866
That was like 15 years ago and was already resolved, and requires an internal surgery to resolve

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>>16217930
Is that an f-wording dare, my dude?

>> No.16218002

The surgery is a blood transfusion. She wants to become a vampire

>> No.16218033

>>16218002
>blood transfusion with mel

>> No.16218040

>>16217797
So never, ok

>> No.16218072

I can't wait for Q, bros.

>> No.16218113

>>16217943
Tits can be squeezed balls cant

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>> No.16218144

Mori won't bring it up but Cubes will tweet >hemorrhoids suck yo

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>>16218113
Is that a fact?

>> No.16218195

>>16218144
>thread inmediatly melts down after that tweet

>> No.16218228

>>16218195
>>16218144
fuck
this is definitely gonna happen, screencap this

>> No.16218232

>>16218178
Yeah if you squeeze a dudes balls he just curls up in a ball and cries for 10 mins

>> No.16218240

>>16218113
You can squeeze balls though, it just hurts like hell

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>>16218195
I'd prefer it to an entire year of narratives.

>> No.16218286

>>16218144
I think my sides would be sent into orbit.

>> No.16218322

>>16218072
We have Q at home. >>16216984

>> No.16218515

>>16217821
Well its not the big boobs that she knew about for years,its the back issues caused by the heavy jugs

>> No.16218542

>>16218144
>SATANSQUARES(カロット)
>@SATANSQUARESKarrot
> >wake up
> >eat bagel
> >watch jojo
> >Cubes, it's 4 PM, time for your butthole surgery
>Anyway, how was yall's day?
>Twitter for iPhone

>> No.16218571

I don't buy into boob reduction rrat i don't want them to go before I get the chance to bite into them

>> No.16218607

>>16218542
eh, too explicit
it'll get a glancing reference in one of the new tracks instead

>> No.16218676

>>16218571
/oishii/ please go and stay go

>> No.16218718

Come on we were doing so well

>> No.16218747

>>16218515
She just had shit posture and chair. Noel would be a gremlin if boob weight would actually matter.

>> No.16218806

>>16218747
But, what if?

>> No.16218851

need mori in my arms

>> No.16218920

Has she ever talked about the reason behind the notorius sudden emergency break?

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>> No.16218943

My ass doesn’t feel so good deadbeats... :{

>> No.16218971

>ywn be Mori's butthole surgeon...

>> No.16218974

>>16218920
Which one?

>> No.16218995

>>16218920
>notorius

>> No.16219055

>>16218943
Then stop having so much anal sex

>> No.16219073

>>16218920
The one that followed the enthusiasm arc?

>> No.16219092

>>16218974
When she posted the message on black background and canceled the rest of the streams from the schedule.

>> No.16219120

>>16218943
Then stop hanging out with the teamates

>> No.16219140

>>16219092
Timestamp nigga I aint clairvoyant

>> No.16219206

>>16218806
https://streamable.com/trw1c8
Nnnope. Cast aside your delusions. 1:30.

>> No.16219209

>>16219092
Why are you suddenly bringing this up now?

>> No.16219237

>>16219140
You look new so don't worry about it.

>> No.16219385

>>16219209
Because as far as I remember she didn't talk about that later either. So it'll likely be the same now too.

>> No.16219439

>>16219206
This was before the doctor told her its chronic.This only enforces the rrat more

>> No.16219497

>>16219209
People were talking about the rrat liquidation list. That's where it came from.

>> No.16219527

>>16219439
ogey

>> No.16219567

>>16219073
Preceded. "Followed" would mean it came after. The enthusiasm arc followed the sudden break.

>> No.16219654

>>16219439
There's nothing worse than being cursed with chronic big boob

>> No.16219669

>>16219439
ogey

>> No.16219713

>>16219654
Chronic back issues retard

>> No.16219717

>>16219439
retardbeat...

>> No.16219770

>>16219567
Yea that's what my ESL ass meant to say

>> No.16219784
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>>16219654
>>16219717

>> No.16219785

>>16203332
J-CHAD WOMB

>> No.16219793
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16219793

Don't worry Mori. I'll hold your beautiful big boobs for you.
Wherever you go, I'll be there behind you, lifting your boobs. I promise you won't ever feel them and your back will be healthy.

>> No.16219877

[Ina'news] She can r-rap, you know!
https://youtu.be/QM0ImlXC5Eo?t=5235

>> No.16219925

>>16219784
I can't believe Noel is actually Quasimodo. You know that a thousand things can cause back pain alone, right?

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>>16219793
Based liftbeat

>> No.16219986

>>16219925
I'm willing to put an aka's worth on it be a herniated disk or something

>> No.16220019

>>16219925
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DISAGREE WITH YOU

>> No.16220045

>>16219784
>HRV
Aнoнтямa...

>> No.16220073

>>16218747
Noel actually works out for strong enough back muscles. Any girl can work out their back to not have bad posture and not worry about breast weight. also you could do so you don't look like a hunchback

>> No.16220228

>>16219877
Damn Mori destroyed.

>> No.16220304

>>16219986
But why doesnt she want to talk about it then

>> No.16220358

>>16220304
Because it's non of your business

>> No.16220428

>>16220358
That doesnt add up unfortunatley

>> No.16220478

>>16220304
Real answer? She hates hospitals and is terrified of sharing what it is and having chat spam their personal WebMD analysis of what she should do or what could go wrong

>> No.16220483

Also Mori is /here/ so if she doesnt go out of her way to kill the rrat you know its true

>> No.16220527

>>16220478
Nope,milktruck is retiring to the junkyard

>> No.16220581

>>16220483
ogey, you'd believe the voices in your head either way

>> No.16220594

>>16220483
meds

>> No.16220637

>>16220527
Nope

>> No.16220748

>>16220304
because the concernfags are annoying enough already

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I just started watching the jp chat only vod and holy shit Mori is so cute, I realized I've been smiling like an idiot for 10 straight minutes already and I don't even understand japanese that well.

>> No.16220828

Mori was shot 9 times in the streets of Kabukicho 2 years ago and is just getting the rest of the bullet fragments removed

>> No.16220835

>>16220748
I wouldnt be corncered if she clarified its not breast reduction and she knows this herself.So once again you enforced the rrat

>> No.16220882

>>16220748
For real though. The girl hates people backseating her games, last thing she wants are people backseating her life

>> No.16220883

I hate Mori.
I love Mori...

>> No.16220892

>>16220835
take your meds, that helps

>> No.16220945

>>16220882
FUCK YOU IM GONNA COOOONCERN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.16220960

>>16220748
BUT WHAT IF SHE DIES 10 MINUTES FROM NOW, YOU CAN NEVER KNOW

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>>16220883
>spoiler

>> No.16220976

You ARE buying Mori's birthday merch lingerie designed by Yukisame, right?

>> No.16221021

>>16220976
you mean saruei?

>> No.16221038

Occasionally, maybe once or twice a week, Mori will come across something that makes her realize just how many people want to have rough, sweaty, ball-slapping sex and whatever lesbians do with her. How do you think this makes her feel in the minutes afterward?

>> No.16221066

>>16221021
You watch streams deadbeat, right?

>> No.16221078

>>16221038
after she masturbates to the thought? probably tired

>> No.16221091

>>16221066
yes

>> No.16221096

so whats the lore on titty lipo anyway? leave any scars? visible mileage? just hoping our boys titties dont turn to TRASH

>> No.16221128

>>16221091
Pay better attention

>> No.16221146

>>16221096
Very small scars that will heal within months,boobs size will be reduced up to 55% or less

>> No.16221189

>>16221146
Wow that is impressive for an outpatients op

>> No.16221196

>>16221038
>whatever lesbians do with her
Suck her futa cock

>> No.16221245

>>16221189
Here,read nigga
https://www.liposuction.com/breats-female-html

>> No.16221309

>>16221245
Why are schizos like this?

>> No.16221562

This is a terrible rrat and the worst part is that it's being propagated by actual deadbeats here. They're going to be posting their "proof" until February and it's going to be annoying every time

>> No.16221605

>>16221562
Good,maybe we manage to convince Mori to keep her boobs

>> No.16221816

How do we defeat the jp bros? Mori is never that cute with us..

>> No.16221847

>>16221816
a jp bro made Mori, the only solution is to become one

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