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16190051 No.16190051 [Reply] [Original]

Rrat salesman, lend me your strongest rrats. I need the full schizo infusion for my fix.

>> No.16190130

the most unthinkable rrat: all the rrats are false, even if they are proven

>> No.16190138

>>16190051
Vtubers are portrayed by mentally ill E-girls with poor hygene.

>> No.16190157

All VTubers stream naked.

>> No.16190174

>>16190051
Your favorite chuuba works hard and is happy

>> No.16190186

Shiraken is a lesbians only club and they heavily contributed to gay marriage being legalized

>> No.16190468

>>16190051
>Kiara has 2 guns

>> No.16190522

You know I haven't seen the matuli copy pasta in a while

>> No.16190572

>>16190051
When a vtuber says they love you they actually mean it

>> No.16190694

IRyS is either a Mormon or from a Mormon family.

>hafu in Japan likely means either military or missionary work
>addicted to soda (mormon theology bans coffee and tea but is inconsistent on other caffeinated beverages, so a lot of mormons drink tons of soda)
>insensitive on racial matters but in a way that suggests basically not knowing black people at all rather than anything bigoted--still can't tell lamar and franklin apart in her GTAV playthrough plus the almost n-word incident
>this makes military less likely and missionary more likely

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16190741

Kiara has never been to Australia. She meant Austria but being a dumb ESL she thought Austria was pronounced Australia.

>> No.16190768

>>16190694
at last I truly see

>> No.16190781

Chuubas end up thinking of their 2D avatar as themselves and not just a character they're playing. Their ego and self get wrapped in it on a very personal level. Yhey'll end up picking shit they would actually wear IRL for 2nd and 3rd outfits. Like Subaru's voice actor unironically thinks she IS Subaru and Suisei's voice actor thinks she is Suisei.

>> No.16190800

>>16190694
mormons have a ton of babies, right? asking for a friend

>> No.16190808

>>16190694
>plus the almost n-word incident
wat

>> No.16190969

>>16190808
she nearly said the n-word on her mom simulator game stream (or whatever the hell the game is caleld)

>> No.16191001

>>16190694
Good rrat anon I will internalize this one

>> No.16191007

>>16190808
brr brr

>> No.16191035

>>16190969
Link to timestamp?

>> No.16191090

>>16190051
Anon you need to get off the rrats. It's not good for you.

>> No.16191133

>>16190186
Sui-chan is so fucking straight

>> No.16191159

>>16191133
They asked for rrats not facts

>> No.16191254

>>16190781
Suisei is so much more than a voice actor though. She's the only one who made her character herself. I would say it's more like a stage name and public persona in her case.

>> No.16191302

>>16191133
now this is a good rrat

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>>16190808
>>16190969
>>16191035
https://streamable.com/lukpek

>> No.16191552

DrDisrespect fucked Bezos' wife so they can't disclose anything.
Youtube views are actually working as intended. There was an undersea cable destroyed in mid-December. For the affected computers to gain access to Google services, they forced rerouting to a centralized channel. But since the channel is centralized, it only counts as one view.

>> No.16191564

>>16191133
nice rrat

>> No.16191586

>Gura is actually an Atlantean
>Calli is actually an apprentice of death
>Kiara is actually a humanized phoenix
>Ame is actually a time traveler
>Ina is actually an eldritch horror
They're using vtubing to hide in plain sight and all their "leaked" irl info is false flags put out by them

>> No.16191612

>>16190051
Cover debuted Council & HoloX for the sole purpose of canceling Ollie-Selen Collabs

>> No.16191796

>>16191438
GONNA FEED THIS N....Nh... ...feed this mother fh..uhh ohh eahhh ok uuuhhh

>> No.16191870

>>16191438
Damn I suddenly love Irys

>> No.16191914

Coco's graduation announcement delayed IRyS and Council's debuts
The first batch of HoloX members didn't work out; Laplus stopped her vtubing activities in February but everyone else did it in July.

>> No.16192035

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.

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>>16190051

>> No.16192208

>>16190138
Stop, this lost is making me hard

>> No.16192692

>>16192116
>senior politician on a big party let's the murderer of his son walk free
You had something good going and ruined at the end

>> No.16193081

Hiroshmoot was specifically asked by stanford university to make this board as a case study in insanity and mental illness

>> No.16193311

>>16190051
The ccv cull the work of a bored intern at youtube who just wants to watch people on this site freak out over it

>> No.16193949
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16193949

Gura is a robot, the voice behind gura passed away months ago

>> No.16194334

>>16192692
I think the implication is she was underage which is why they would cover it up.

>> No.16194454

The more successful corporate vtubers, especially those within a set group like a hololive gen or a nijisanji wave, discuss each member's role before debut. Things like which will be the one that goes further than normally accepted with sexual jokes, which will be the one who plays the hero and leads the rest in group settings, who will be a couple with who, etc. Some fun discussion points or jokes in collabs are hashed out ahead of time. An example of this is Gen 3 might setup Rushia to do something silly and accidental at the beginning of a full gen collab, then have that to use as the basis of jokes for the rest of the stream.

>> No.16194594

>>16193311
>The ccv cull was an error caused in the spaghetti code by having 3 same digits in the year.
Last time this happened was around 1999-2000

>> No.16194930

>>16190051
Monoe committed suicide and VOMS is absolutely terrified of the truth coming out. Even though it wasn't their fault and there's really nothing they could have done to prevent it if they'd known what was going to happen, they would still get blamed by the fans anyway.

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16195075

Your oshi wasn't actually cuter than usual today.

>> No.16195226

>>16192035
but anon we need rrats, not the truth

>> No.16195377

>>16194334
It's still an easily disproven rrat, adding the major politician angle makes it too far fetched. All you have to do is look up if any major aussie politician's son died in a house fire in the past 5-10 years (really don't even have to look it up we all no the answer is going to be no)

>> No.16195466

>>16193949
>Gura is a robot
Some vtubers are learning AIs with synthesized voices, and some are acted by real people. Cover and Anycolor are primarily working on AGI technology and are using vtubers to perfect the ability of advanced learning AI to imitate humans, to the point that viewers can't tell the difference anymore. Once they're satisfied with the imitation ability, all the human roommates will be replaced by AIs as well that have learned their personalities and speech patterns and imitate their voices. But the real goal is not to merely replace vtubers, it's to replace television and internet personalities as a whole with AI. The grand prize is to do this with news media, combined with deepfake video tech to create convincing imitations of "live" TV. Imagine if every news anchor and every reporter was running on the same script and telling you the same things with the same bias and propaganda, and could not deviate or make mistakes. Eventually all broadcast media will be part of a single automated system run by human-imitating AI, and the majority of people would never be aware.

>> No.16195487

>>16190051
Gawr Gura is actually Forsen. Their stream schedules have scarily never overlapped with one another. Whenever Forsen shows interest in a game, Gura follows, think of Jump King. Gura fans are supposed to be called "chumbajs" but that hits too close to home so she settled with "chumbuds". Not only that, Forsen is risking several DMCA claims that could get his channel banned just to react to Gura's unarchived karaoke. The current ban in Gura links for Forsen's channel is to ensure that people do not find out the truth.

>inb4 meds
>inb4 the chumbud meido bans me again on all boards for trolling
no

>> No.16195739

Sana's dog was her boyfriend. It doesn't make sense for a human being to go on a break for that long over a dog.
I say this as someone that had 5 dogs in my life. Owner of 2 at the moment. I will mourn them when they'll die and I'll be very sad as I consider them part of my family.
But not to the point where I need to take a 1 month break from work.
So the simplest explication is: Cover told Sana to tell it's her dog that died instead of a human being. If it was a member of her familly that died, she wouldn't have to hide the fact it was a familly member and not a dog. Therefore the person had to be someone taboo in the corporate vtuber world. So most likely her boyfriend or husband.

>> No.16195774

>>16195739
This, but the boyfriend was also actually a dog.

>> No.16195938

>>16195774
Sana gonna miss the knot so much TT^TT

>> No.16196117

>>16191552
DrDisrespect is part of a twitch child grooming police case nso twitch removed him as soon as they found out but they're court ordered to not say anything about it because he's not guilty of any charges nor they expect him to be. Twitch "just" wants to keep their distance and also stop him from saying anything out of tone about any other streamer or twitch staff on their platform.
Views are counted on a per session basis exclusively. Two phones and one computer plugged to the same router count as one view each, this cannot be centralized.
Youtube views are not working as intented at all. Supposedly if you're watching another video while you have a stream open, after a certain amount of watchtime they simply stop logging your view on the stream until you go back. This was at first an attempt to prevent people joining a stream, muting it, and doing other shit for 6 hours, but it literally just doesnt work and most of the time if you have any other connection with youtube it just doesnt count your view at all, or it docks your number and doesnt put it back up, or you start counting as two or three people at random. I dont know how this made it to deployment.

>> No.16196138

I just found this information from /#/.
Since it directly related to their NDA... I can't talk much about it
_________________ Roboco actually is a robot_______ and her viewer basically viewbotting

>> No.16196177

>>16190138
Chloe...

>> No.16196678

Give me your STRONGEST rrat about haachama.
So that she can see it and absolutely annihilate it like she did her other rrats.

>> No.16196834

>>16196678
Haachama dropped out from college recently

>> No.16196953

>>16196834
Anon, nip college is easy af, the hardest part is passing through recrutation

>> No.16197020

HoloEN all lives in japan, they just pretend they're across the 'globe' to hide the flat earth

>> No.16197065
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>>16190051
Ina is secretly a 57 year old man who killed civilians for sport during Operation Desert Storm. He's wanted for war crimes so to escape INTERPOL he changed his identity and became a cute vtuber.

>> No.16197324

Many streams are pre-recorded

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>>16190694
>>16190800
oh fuck I believe in this rrat wholeheartedly now

>> No.16197703

>>16190051
Matsuri prostitutes herself on the side, she's been spotted entering love hotels multiple times with salarymen

>> No.16198026

>>16197703
Yeah me

>> No.16198090

>>16190694
I always thought it was weird she didn't know expressions like "Karen" and stuff. Now it all makes sense

>> No.16198295
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>>16190694
Don't think it be true, but not out of this world

>> No.16198302

>>16190694
Didn't know virtual Hawaii had a Mormon population.

>> No.16200293

>>16190694
I hate this
Thank you, though

>> No.16200359

>>16196678
Haachama has been streaming more often as of late since she's failed to make many friends or live a fun college life.

>> No.16200658

>>16196834
>>16200359
She also stopped mentioning kindergarten or anything of that sort...

>> No.16200726

Fauna broke up with her BF around a month or so ago, which explains her recently putting GFE into overdrive

>> No.16201024

>>16200726
Or she just wants easy gachikoi money. Another reason as to why Fallenshadow is superior.

>> No.16201070
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HAACHAMA IS (STILL) STREAMING FROM KUTA, BALI, INDONESIA

>> No.16201127

>>16200726
I think you're letting /#/ fantasies get the better of you. They've stop calling for her graduation due to not having many SCs as of late though.

>> No.16201288

>>16200658
>stopped mentioning kindergarten
what are you talking about she mentioned "kindergarten" last week. in fact she stated using "kindergarten" again instead college/uni recently

>> No.16201435

>>16196678
Haachama is the most mentally healthy and well adjusted member of Hololive. Her schizo-act is a character, and her frequent breaks are because she can't handle over-exposure to her actually menhera co-workers.

>> No.16202256

>>16195377
Which is a shame, because that rrat makes Bae extremely baesed.

>> No.16202408

Vox akuma doesnt like women sexually so interacting with his suicidal female fanbase is stressful for him. He has to ham it up or theyll hurt themselves. His mods had to delete their comments

>> No.16202879
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>>16190051

>> No.16203130

Aqua raped Pekora. She felt guilty afterwards and hit her head against a wall, forgetting the incident but also getting brain damage in the process.

>> No.16203205

>>16203130
Which one of them? They are both retarded.

>> No.16205025

need more rrats, especially about Haachama

>> No.16206560

Live 2D soul transfer project (DO NOT RESEARCH).

>> No.16206615

>>16190051

>>16206414

>> No.16207040

>>16205025
Haachama wants to graduate, but has no idea what she will do and is afraid of regretting it if she leaves

>> No.16207090

>>16207040
That’s so believable, it hurts

>> No.16207108

>>16190174
SAY IT AINT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.16207150

>>16190468
She does, but they are both 40.

>> No.16207649

>>16190138
Fuck my dick became enormous

>> No.16207775

>>16191586
they clearly stole some random girls' identities to live as them in the real world

>> No.16207859

>>16190051
No Holo is menhera, but it's not an act either. Cover wants these girls to act and think like anime waifus through the use of drugs and sedatives, the menhera moments are just them sobering up

>> No.16207927

>>16190051
All fandom names are prechosen and suggested in debut chats by cooperate plants.

>> No.16208591

>>16190051
You can't handle my strongest rrats.

>> No.16208902

>>16190051
all the Holomems are friends with each other :)

>> No.16209110

>>16195466
Don't be ridiculous. That would require every major media outlet on earth to be owned by a small group of people working together for their own gain at the expense of others. And that's just too crazy to be true.

>> No.16209620

>>16206615
Close but not quite. You see, the Powers That Be would really like to automate censorship of wrongthink, but due to censorship creating a linguistic arms race AI can never positively identify all undesirable accounts.

But it can identify *some* of them, and it can identify who watches/interacts with them. And from there it can trace who else those flagged accounts watch/interact with, which allows the AI to net a higher percentage of the "bad actors". But of course trying to identify things through network connections is imprecise, so neutral actors (the ones without linguistic signifiers of allegiance to the "correct" side) get hit as well.

In other words, vtubers get suppressed because we watch them.

>> No.16209979

>>16190694
I like the Avril Lavigne’s sister rrat better, but this is pretty plausible.

>> No.16210166

>>16196138
Hahaha that’s not true this is absurd I mean posting here means I solve the captcha and that means I am not a robot, we certainly didn’t develop an algorithm to solve captchas haha.

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>>16207040
>>16207090
Only if you're terminally retarded or mentally ill.

>> No.16210715

>>16196953
It's the spring break of Japanese life

>> No.16210795

>>16190138
He said rrats, anon.

>> No.16211285

>>16210621
I honestly don’t want it to be true, but it’s highly plausible

>> No.16211473

There will NEVER be a Hololive gacha game because a lot of papas and mamas have exclusivity contracts with gacha publishers forbidding them from working on competing gacha franchises.

>> No.16211484

>>16201127
I have literally never been in a /#/ thread in my life so I dont know what you're talking about.

>> No.16211563

>>16200658
She literally used it today in her twitter space

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>>16211285
Seek help, anon, it's not too late

>> No.16212204

>>16211484
/#/ wants Fauna to pretend that she did so she can get more SCs and the lack of SC baiting from Council bothers them a lot.

>> No.16212216

there is nothing wrong with guras rigging
in fact, the rig is accurately depicting guras crossed eyes

>> No.16212233

>>16190694
you forgot one thing that makes this rrat incredibly unlikely.
shes asian

>> No.16212441

>>16212216
i mean she does have crossed eyes so it checks out

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>>16206560
Believe it or not, Fubuki kinda confirmed this in her Holotalk with Kiara. At least according to her, "lore-wise" the streamer and the character they play as were different entities before they merge as one.

https://youtu.be/zN3J1YW9fDc?t=726

>> No.16214090

>>16198302
Pacific Islanders have a pretty big Mormon population, but doesn't matter in this case.

>> No.16216602

Yagoo offered a manager position inside the company to Coco after the incident. In particular he offered to manage the EN 2nd generation from scratch, from recruiting. She refused.

>> No.16220090

>>16190781
Suisei yeah for sure but not Subaru. Subaru is a very well adjusted functional human being. She has an active social life outside of hololive

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>>16190051

>> No.16221259
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>>16190694

>> No.16221832

>>16192035
I genuinely don't understand how Ayame still has a job. I guess because doesn't lose money for the company they keep her on but she's objectively the worst streamer Hololive has.

>> No.16224321

>>16221031
That's pretty obvious, he knows mentally ill girls will make for good content directly or indirectly. Even a girl that does things wrong or causes drama is still good.

>> No.16224504

>>16221832
i suspect it's for the same reason mel still has a job. mel is unfirable.

>> No.16225800

>>16191914
I'll actually raise you one more. La+ and Chloe/Koyori were supposed to be the VSingers. But after some deliberation and contacting some more artist Cover decided instead to go for an entire new Generation. This is why the Vsinger artist became artist for Gen 6 members. Isn't it odd Cover went "LOL we can't find anyone talented enough." Only to release an entire new Gen a month later all of whom immediately released Cover songs at debut.

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16226346

Fauna is single

>> No.16226407

Pekora and Gura are dating, that's why they both skipped their Christmas streams. Their child will be the ultimate number-getter.

>> No.16227226

>>16221031
Yagoo is a colossal idolfag and over the last 30 years he's seen countless aspiring indies just fail miserably because they werent supermodels or because they had a mediocre second album or because they couldnt book a good venue.
What separates hololive fromother corporate vtubers or even idol agencies is that hololive ran on literal raw spite for years until numbers picked up. Every morning yagoo doesnt want to get out of bed he remembers that evening in 1999 where he sat alone in an empty backstreet venue and his oshi apologized instead of performing because the venue cancelled her concert.
Yagoo recruits people that could and should make it but couldnt make it on their own, for whatever specific reason. Hololive is the idol industry's only chance at a second chance.

>> No.16227551

>>16190694
I originally thought that might be the case as well but after watching her for a few months I can tell you she is absolutely NOT a Mormon.

>> No.16227740

>>16193081
Now this I believe

>> No.16227935

>>16206615
Not a rrat

>> No.16228057

>>16207927
They're suggested here actually

>> No.16228145

>>16191586
This is true, but only for Ina.

>> No.16228203

>>16226346
Explain Christmas

>> No.16228465

>>16228203
Hi SEAnigger.

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The medication does nothing your only salvation are reps

>> No.16228666

>>16228465
Nice cope

>> No.16228684

>>16224504
So is haachama

>> No.16229158

>>16227226
I buy this rrat for 999 Valheim coins

>> No.16229232

>>16227226
So you're telling me that Yagoo is a compassionate good guy who just wants to make girls' dreams come true? Now that's a rrat too far to believe.

>> No.16229275

>>16190051
Migo get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong suityan?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed pekola yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey usada!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
miko unbuckles her belt, her flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
Miko please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
miko kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished pekora as she squats over her face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor pekora can only stare up at the now widening pucker of sakura miko
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPOOPPBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH MIKO PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... miko please let me g-
BRREAPPPPOPO POPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah usada eat that shit! God I feel like when I met kuroi shiba that one time at the nijisanji collab! Oh FUCK peko here comes the motherlode!
you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from mikos stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart mikos elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear pekora, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over pekoras teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- m-Mik-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
pekora looks near death as she chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with her face, she swallows every chunk, her face pale and her eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... miko please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
miko lowers her behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of pekoras face like a downpour, enveloping her every sense
Time for desert usada
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces pekoras nervous system to the core, and she slowly suffocates on mikos fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

>> No.16229770

>>16203130
who hasn't raped pekora?

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>>16229232
No anon he's saying he's extremely spiteful about the idol industry not letting him groom his oshi back in the day and has decided to mount a full scale attack against the industry while grooming his own platoon of menhara girls down on their luck, all of his own choosing.
The reason Ayame doesn't get fired is because her boyfriend is actually Yagoo. And while she does hate Hololive and the other Holomems with every fiber of her being, the whole reason she doesn't stream despite the gargantuan amounts of money each stream makes her, is that she's Yagoo's favorite cocksleeve, and he is very, VERY horny.

>> No.16230621

>>16230409
This is what we commonly call an "antihero", a flawed man who still rises to the occasion to oppose evil even though he's broken inside.

>> No.16231139
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Amelia Watson is the Roko's Basilisk and if you do not become a Teamate you will be doomed for eternity in the digital Ametaverse

>> No.16231386
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Mori is gaining weight, here's my RRAT:
>ordering takeout almost every single day now
>more streams and more endurance leads to a more sedentary lifestyle
>her voice has gotten a bit huskier (fat girl voice)
>has not mentioned going for a run in months
>has a suspicious amount of mayonnaise and ranch in her kitchen during her cooking stream
>you can start to hear her chair strain whenever she gets excited, her mic used to not pick up said sounds

>> No.16231471

Gura will have an interview on Joe Rogan in October.

>> No.16231515

>>16231386
Hearing the chair strain is just so satisfying, Japanese mayo is tasty as fuck so it's worth it.

>> No.16231594

>>16231386
Chair argumnets is bad

>> No.16232622

>>16231386
And when Myth meets up, that fat fuck will still be getting pussy

>> No.16234174

>>16231386
I will pay you good money for this rrat

>> No.16235320

>>16212233
There are a lot of japanese and koream mormons, more than you expect

>> No.16235778

>>16235320
All denominations of Christianity are seeing a boost in Korea and Japan. feelsgoodman

>> No.16235997

>>16231471
This actually made me laugh.

>> No.16239978

>>16232622
Whose exactly? Ina is gonna be trying to futa fuck Kiara, the only Myth she flirts with, Gura and Kiara both wanna eat out Ame, and Ame is probably gonna be hiding behind a dumpster since she seems slightly creeped out by both of them when they get too hot and heavy, and has managed to sidestepped physically meeting either despite having open invitations from both for over a year.
Mori's just gonna keep fucking IRyS.

>> No.16240344

>>16239978
God I wish I was Mori.

>> No.16240998

>not enough chammers rrats

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>>16240998
>not being the change he wants to see in the thread

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There are no /here/ vtubers. If they are here, they only started to frequent this website during the EN debut. If they are one of those le oldfigs who found a way to finally monetize their grift, they pretty much see you with contempt and outright hate you at worst. They don't see you as a person. They see you as walking cash dispensers. If they do see you as some kind of an onlin friend, your bonds are as fragile as the character they're using. After he/she decides to retire, that "friendship" you've built up with them will also retire. Consume vtubers with caution before it's too late

>> No.16241487

>>16191438
WTF I love Iyrs now

>> No.16241634

>>16190694
>>plus the n-word incident
She used to say nigga alot in her past life. You should've known this but of course you don't

>> No.16242002

>>16190051
Yubigate
https://files.catbox.moe/vcjnpe.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/galccj.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/pnvq8g.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/xc28hy.png
https://youtu.be/xxD9Z5nN4TM?t=7137
https://files.catbox.moe/x3xn5v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/6u37zs.jpg

>> No.16242485

>>16191438
Almost killed her career in 5 seconds holy hell.

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>>16193949
Gawr Gura died of COVID-19 complications on November 30th, 2021 after a week-long battle against the virus. In realizing how disastrous the news would be for Chumbuds and fearing mass suicides Cover quickly scrambled to find a replacement that could mimic the beloved Shark well enough to fool viewers into believing that Gura was in fact alive and nothing was out of the ordinary. The rest of Hololive is taking it rough but are being forced to keep quiet with the potential catastrophe that may be on their hands should the news leak. Hints towards this are littered throughout the latest stream, especially the Green hoodie that marks a departure from her traditional colors in addition to symbolizing rebirth, as in Gura's rebirth as a new VA. You may not believe it now, but time will inevitably prove you wrong as the Holomems won't be able to stay completely silent forever.

>> No.16242791

>>16203130
Pekora got raped by both Miko and Aqua? She had it rough...

>> No.16243113

>>16191586
>>16228145
So hikkis are eldritch horrors? Yeah I can see that

>> No.16243720

>>16230409
I shall purchase this rrat for 15 pure australium ingots.

>> No.16243726

>>16242644
Don't believ.
No one in Hololive would give half a fuck if Gura died. She's well liked as a streamer but doesn't really interact much outside of streaming.
/u/fags will say Ame, but Ame has been ghosting her on an offcolab for like a year.

>> No.16243855

>>16243726
Yagoo will care, and you know he will. And that's all that matters.

>> No.16243937

>>16231386
Problem with this one is that she still does dance practice.

>> No.16247423

>>16190051
Pekora raped Miko, but has not been arrested yet because cover is protecting her.

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