Marine would make a terrible wife

[Anonymous No.]

>Diet consists of chicken wings, chicken nuggets and McDonalds
>Can't cook
>Is fat
>Unfit and unathletic (means she has shit genes)
>poor health (means she has shit genes)
>stupid (means she has shit genes)
>Is a fujo
>Poor general knowledge (shit score on both Choco's quiz and the prefecture quiz)
>Uneducated (High School drop out, borderline illiterate since she struggles with middle school kanji at times)
>Ugly hand writing
>Ugly voice
>Bad manners
>Rude
>Loud
>Selfish
>Is a pedophile (has admitted to grooming the children of her former colleagues)
>Poor hygiene
>Uncoordinated (means she has shit genes)
>Womanlet (means she has shit genes)
All of you faggots who want to marry her are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

You had me at fat Asian girl who likes mcDonalds where do I sign up for this marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>Ugly hand writing

Homosex spotted. Opinions discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
She had massive fucking goliath ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Ok and? I'd just want to have a FWB relationship with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
as long as she keeps raking in that hololive dough, I would be perfectly fine with being the househusband and doing the cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>Marineschizo
>Still doing this in 2022
What manner of derangement drives a person to create bait threads and posts every single day for almost 2 years straight.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like she would make a great submissive ugly fat whore wife that brings lolis over.

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t care, marine schizo. Still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>Have shit genes
All asians have shit genes.
Men can't get past 5 inch dong size

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933822
It's not even good bait.../jp/ niji threads broke the poor fuck. I blame nijimeido

[Anonymous No.]

>>15934095
>./jp/ niji threads broke the poor fuck. I blame nijimeido
QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

Counterpoint: The ass was fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Fuck you anon now that i have a raging boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>15934129
/thread

this is what matter the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
One of the best at singing
One of the best at drawing
One of the best at mariokart
One of the best at getting views and subs
One of the best at earning supas

Senchou OP please nerf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
YOOOO MARINESCHIZO ITS BEEN AGES! HOW YOU BEEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
the horniest and nastiest women that would drink your cum without thinking it twice are always fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
i'd marry her in a heartbeat.
happy new year to you too marineschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933689
Big asses aren't attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Marine's fat ass
My face
Make it happen, Elon Musk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15935772
Certain kinds of people find them attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>its 2022 and marineschizo still didnt hang herself
what are you waiting for

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
That's nice, Marineschizo. I'm still going to marry her though

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>>15934116
Marineschizo is a nijinigger, a proper nijinigger and not the pejorative thrown around hear a lot. Hates Hololive because it's better than Nijisanji. Oshi is Sasaki. Has been posting zince /jp/, and the niji thread on /jp/ is more like an internment camp where if you say anything even remotely outstanding in anyway the nijimeido who is that thread pet schizo omnipresent meido will nuke you for daring to speak like somebody who hasn't been there since 2017. It can break a man to deal with such rigidly unrepentant faggotry. Even the niji thread posters on /vt/ know that the /jp/ thread is a fucking shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>15934116
>went to /jp/ threads to shitpost
>got btfo'd continually
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
I will have to bring my superior genes into the mix and save her legacy. It will also force her to live a happy and fulfilling life with me, no need to thank me OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
sounds like she's way out of the league of the average vt user to me OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Who said I'd be a good husband? So I'm good enough for her, maybe overqualified

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>>15935772
>Big asses aren't attractive.
scientifically they are

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>>15934366
>One of the best at singing
Debatable

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>>15935772
I'm a boobman through and through, but how can you not appreciate a good ass

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>>15933604
you will never be a wife schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
No, but you know who would? You Marineschizo come marry me we will hate Marine together for eternity and I'll give you the best dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

Not Maineschizo though they have point, Marine would make a terrible wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd suck unwashed smegma dick if it meant I could marry Marine.

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>>15933604
Only a woman could make this list and think it would scare away men
Dumbass

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>>15938683
I could not disagree more. She's just a mentally ill woman that needs a lot of affection and someone with caregiver-level patience, which I have

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>>15938775
No, such care and affection would be wasted on such as a character as Marine. As the son of a bitch I can confirm. After the Hololive buxs dry up you will effectively be feeding and taking care of two mouths by yourself. As a man to a man, at least get one that can at least clean. Otherwise any house will go to shit when the dishes, laundry, and other housework piles up.

Unless you can afford a domestic servant, do not go for a worthless woman like Marine.

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>>15933604
You forgot
>Infertile

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>>15938905
I appreciate the concern, but I don't think I'd have any problems also doing laundry and washing dishes. I also like to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
I can cook and clean for her and I don't give a shit about the rest, being a house husband's probably the only thing I'm good for anyway

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>>15938956
Yeah, until you get sick or ill. Then in that case there is no stopping the fall.

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>>15938775
>I could not disagree more. She's just a mentally ill woman that needs a lot of affection and someone with caregiver-level patience

so , a regular average woman?

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>>15939037
That is awfully fatalistic of you. I don't get sick, and in the event that I do? I guess it's uber eats for a week or something.

>>15939089
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
She's one of us. But yes, she's be pretty bad at motherhood and being a caring wife but most women are like her to some extent unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15934366
>One of the best at singing
I love Senchou but her voice is quite mid.

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>>15939156
A bit of insurance in a partner is nice. If for whatever reason, forbid the case that you cannot or unable to continue to go on with daily life someone who can take care of you in return is good to have. Marine cannot provide that extra bit of safety.

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>>15935772
Get out, Paddy.

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>>15939369
I don't think your concerns are unreasonable, but I also have enough faith in myself to bring out those qualities in a woman like Marine. I think she could provide that for me in the unlikely scenario that sees us dating and eventually marrying.
I hope Marineschizo is enjoying these unnecessarily earnest posts I'm writing today.

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>>15933604
>Cute
>Cute
>Cute
>Cute
>Cute!
>CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>is fat
How is this a negative? Imagine fucking her and seeing her fat jiggle up and down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
damn....literally me (female)

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>>15938905
Why can't you do housework you fat fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939497
I can do housework, in the case that something happens though, like a blown out knee, or a serious illness. Having another who can and will cover for that moment weakness helps.

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>>15939584
So you only can do housework if she gets sick? What a fat lazy fuck. Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939658
That's woman's work. I do it if she's physically cannot. nta btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>15935772
Seamus...

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>>15933604
>Diet consists of chicken wings, chicken nuggets and McDonalds
>Is fat
>Poor hygiene
god I want her to let one rip in my face

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>>15939658
I would prefer to split the work if possible. That aside if she gets sick I would try to do as much work as possible. Bringing back money through to keep things running though would mean that between two people a backlog of tasks becomes a possibility.

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>>15939435
Why are you willing to do all that for an annoying bitch like Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939784
Because I don't really find her annoying or think she's a bitch. I like her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15939805
But she is basically useless. She would be a burden.

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>>15939860
That's really not the impression I get from her, honestly. I would get a lot of happiness and fulfillment from caring for a woman like Marine. Any relationship can be considered a burden.

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>>15933604
>Being retarded enough to be here
>bitching about genes
Why are people this oblivious

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939756
Her ass would completely cover your entire face, you would die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Marineschizo makes marine look more and more appealing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939896
>Not wanting to die from having Marines ass on your face
Are you a faggot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15938775
>She's just a mentally ill woman that needs a lot of affection and someone with caregiver-level patience

that is just a woman anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939860
>But she is basically useless
she is a woman anon stop being redundant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
I can fix her...

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I guess I can rest easy knowing that I won't have to compete with any of the studs on /vt/ for Marine's affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>>Diet consists of chicken wings, chicken nuggets and McDonalds
>>Can't cook
>>Is fat
>>Unfit and unathletic (means she has shit genes)
>>poor health (means she has shit genes)
>>stupid (means she has shit genes)
>>Is a fujo
>>Poor general knowledge (shit score on both Choco's quiz and the prefecture quiz)
>>Uneducated (High School drop out, borderline illiterate since she struggles with middle school kanji at times)
>>Ugly hand writing
>>Ugly voice
>>Bad manners
>>Rude
>>Loud
>>Selfish
>>Is a pedophile (has admitted to grooming the children of her former colleagues)
>>Poor hygiene
>>Uncoordinated (means she has shit genes)
>>Womanlet (means she has shit genes)
tell me you are a raging homosexual without telling me you are a raging homosexual

Marine if for being Sexed and impregnated over and over until her eggs are no more

[Anonymous No.]

Then your duty is to be a terrible husband
Start by leaving the toilet seat up
Leave your underwear everywhere
Eat all the nuggets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15940095
And I am a man

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>>15933822
dude gets horny from watching Marine but can't get over the edge because of medication.
ofc he gets mad about everything
>>15940425
>Eat all the nuggets
Calm down satan

[Anonymous No.]

Marinefags call anyone who criticizes Marine a schizo. They are the only fanbase who does this. You don't see Matsurisus whining about Matsurischizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15935960
How can Egypt claim to be the cradle of civilization while making the other sandnigs look so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15940709
There is only one Marineschizo and we love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15940709
>You don't see Matsurisus whining about Matsurischizo
that's because nobody defends matuli lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939896
haha oh no imagine if she did it right now as I'm yawning with my mouth wide open haha could you imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
-Means she would love whatever I cook for her.
-Means I can teach her while she wears only and apron.
-A bit of chubbyness is nice.
-That's because of the diet, not genes lol.Also she can dance for a while without dying meaning when she dies instantly is a skit.
-It's so stupid she is succesful so she is intelligent.
-Not if she marries me.
-But she knows about life.
-Struggling with Kanji is normal.
-Your opinion, pal.
-Now that's just disgusting you say that of her voice.
-When? Streaming persona isn't exactly the same as irl persona.
-Same answer as previous one.
-OH YES
-It's a women.
-Not true, she is in the phase of wanting children, she just though it could be seen as weird when she bought shit for coworkers sons. Dont spread false shit.
-We are not talking about the orca.
-Cute
-Easy to manhandle *,*

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>>15939896
>Her ass would completely cover your entire face
Haha oh noo....

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>>15941068
Is Houshou Marine your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15940977
Matuli would actually make a better wife. She is also a better chuuba. Marine just proves that normalfags have shit taste.

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>>15941596
>ghosts someone the instant they get too "close"
roru
even hime knew it was time to move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Poor hygiene is a buff now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>most relatable woman in hololive
>bad wife
Marriage isn't about romance, it's about cooperation.

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>>15941633
Most of the criticisms in the OP cannot be applied to Matuli.
Marine is also a menhera and also has intimacy issues.
Matuli would be a better wife than Marine.
You only like Marine because she validates your shitty reddit tier taste in things and she appeals to your retarded sense of humour.

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>>15940880
They are the cradle for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting opinion but have you considered the following, OP?

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>>15941856

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>>15933604
She's basically your average 4channer

[Anonymous No.]

I was indifferent before but this thread turned me into a Ichimi. Thanks marineshizo

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf I love Marine now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
It's okay Maring can be the working husband with a caring housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
All that counts to be a good wife is to have broad child bearing hips, which Marine has plenty of.

[Anonymous No.]

>he doesn't want to spend the rest of his days consuming dinosaur nuggies
ngmi

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>>15933604
Best girl

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>>15939358
>>15938041
She is literally goes straight after a singing gem of Hololive - Suisei. You both are clearly deaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15945019
You are beyond delusional. Marine isn't even the best singer in her gen.

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>>15945075
True. Kanata easily mogs Marine

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>>15935984
must someone save her?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should explain to OP that all of this is irrelevant.
A man doesn't need his wife to be smart, or fit, or mentally stable, or well educated, tall, or be able to cook.
He can do/be all of those things by himself, he just needs a woman to motivate him to.

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>>15933675
>ugly handwriting
we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15946131
yes

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>>15933674
I don't remember posting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15935772
very homosexual post

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>>15933604
I can fix her. I will marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933963
And you know this how, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15935772
Hey, guess what.
Ireland is British clay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15939860
A girl who has been independent from an early age may be many things but I don't think she is useless. If anyone has things straight in this life, it's someone like her.

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>>15935960
>Literally every 3rd world countries love ass
Muttbros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
>is Asian

That's all I need. I will pump my semen into her womb and knock her up until she doesn't produce eggs anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Sounds like the perfect wife to me.

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>>15950120
Yeah I noticed that aswell

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>>15933604
>Diet consists of chicken wings, chicken nuggets and McDonalds
God, fucking imagine the glorious gas she must have.

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No seriously, why the fuck is Marine schizo like this? the fuck did she do to him? I remember back on /jp/ we had a Akari schizo because during Akari's 1st birthday stream she showed a bunch of fanart the art that did get shown got retweeted and liked but this idiot did a trace watercolor that she didn't bother with and thus his origin story began.

So what was it that created Marine schizo did she not read one of his incel SC or something?

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>>15970923
>him/his

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>>15971063
That makes it even worst if true, why the hell is a woman/"woman" raging that hard about Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
Sounds perfect to me

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>>15935772
I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>>15935960
>North Korea likes butts
where did they get this data

[Anonymous No.]

You should kys op right now because you are unbased and a sad life fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15971819
all me

[Anonymous No.]

otaku girl angry because another otaku girl is doing better in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15972022
K-kim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15933604
you can save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15934129
>The ass was fat
christ I forgot this phrase was even a meme nearly a decade ago. Where did the fucking time go

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>>15972220
Sad many such cases

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>>15945019
I don't quite understand this sentence but Marine is not near Suisei level. She's not even Gura level.
>>15945184
Kanata is not Sankisei. Rushia and Flare are better singers than Marine but Noel is so shit the rest mog her.

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>>15971819
People living in China do business inside North Korea sometimes. The few data points are probably from people like them.