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A thread for the discussion of the bold, beguiling Balberith betting to best the best of the babes, Mori Calliope, and her Bog-bound band of bones and other benefactors.
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
>>15893171Excessive alliteration, cringe OP.
>>15893171I hope she sees this art for the inevitable next "finale" thumbnail
森りん頑張って!!
>>15893274Honestly sort of hype seeing her react to that not being it. Plus the hip hop npc’s too.
>>15893413She knows there's more of the game left. She talked about being only 40-45% through when she was talking with Kiara.
I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!
>>15893171Now this is a return to form
just relistened to eoal after months. Still hits me hard
Mori Love!!
>>15893799Best song she has ever made imo. Though I have really big expectations for Q
>>15893894Now now, I'm the music theory schizo. Don't get me started. Yes eoal made me tear up, but musicality wise your mori and yyj are better. EoaL has pretty simple melodies, chord progressions and vocal lines.
>>15894102Get back in your hole.
>>15894102Music theory doesn't tell you whether music is good or bad.
>Mori scheduled the JK stream 2 hours before the MK tournamentoh, this is a little bit awkward
>>15894358It tells you about how complex a song is though. He said that it was her best song. What does best even mean?Her most emotional? Yes. Her most touching and relatable song? Yes. But those doesn't change the fact that composition wise it's kinda simpler compared to teniwoha's or inotaku's
>>15894459???? They're 23 hours apart. What are you on about anon?
>>15894680forgot to not drink the stupid bitch juice
>>15894459Nigger you're looking at the practice round, dumbass
>>15894459Ahahaha this retard mistook the mk collab as the actual tournament
>>15894483"Good" "bad" and "best" are all completely subjective. Even if we're only looking at theory, the idea that more complex compositions are "better" than simple ones is arbitrary. You could just as easily argue that simplicity is "better", depending on the goals of the artist and the taste of the listener.
>>15893799Same. Also, odd thing to focus on, but I LOVE the way she does that weird syllable lengthening in "numbness." It sounds nice.
didn't Mori say her announcement would come out before jump king? or am I thinking of another stream?
>>15895257I'm thinking maybe it has something to do with the exclamation point on Gura's schedule.
>>15895257It will have to be either before or during JK simply because she promised it will be today in JST and JK stream ends at midnight JST.
>>15895477Imagine that mori does a twitter space before the JK stream just to make that announcement
>>15895592God I hope not. I still have to finish the first one. I had to stop because I was reaching critical levels of ghost and it was uncomfortable
>>15895621Just embrace it, you'll feel better.I dont think she would announce it like that, it'll be a tweet at best
>there are people sipping so much dumb bitch juice that they still resist the ghost withinMori is literally made to be loved. Just love Mori, and everything will be alright. You don't have to be a schizo. You don't have to be a unicorn. You don't have to be a paypig. You don't even have to like everything she does. But when you feel that love, and I know you all do, just let yourself feel it.Ghost is good.
>money Mori turned off SCsWHAT DID YOU ALL DO
>>15896029she wants to shut up finance concernbeat
>>15895801>>15895896No you don't understand. I'm not in resistance of my ghost but there hits a point where its just too much. I will always be ghost but I can't let it consume me. Her whispering in my ear for almost a hour is too much and I will not allow the ghost schizo to assume control, and lead me down a trail of painful fantasies, for even a moment
>>1589602920k in the last jump king stream which makes her feel guilty about her success.
>>15896029Mori is loaded for the rest of her life. It's okay to turn off SCs every now and then.
>>15896555She made that much in the last jump king stream?
>>15896750she didn't make that much, she makes maybe one third of that then taxes. But yes there was a superchat spam last stream
>>15896555wait, what the fuck...nigga, don't scare me, that ain't 20k
>>15896957He maybe got it from /#/ because that's the only place i ever saw mentioning that mori got $20K, playboard says she got that and holopoi is a mess because of different currencies being displayed
>>15896957she turned off superchats as soon as it started
https://youtu.be/4oKmfrYt6SY?t=17714 watch for a minute, everyone sent their member superchats when she turned them off
I want to kiss Mori on the lips.
I had a dream that Mori did a cool rock and roll karaoke and sang Kickstart My Heart and did an amazing jobAnyways, can you guys post super badass high-res Mori desktop wallpapers?
https://twitter.com/EllieR_23/status/1478889268319645701
Just anotha day with da cats~
>>15897691Rock karaoke would be so good. Either classic softer stuff or really trying to tear into it with heavier stuff.
>>15898648I wonder how many Free Bog Vacations she'll win.
>>15898924I don't think she'll fall back to the bog unless she really fucks up bad.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1478894274947481601
>>15899394it that Mori second from the left in the back?
>>15899394irys...
>>15899394IRyS...
>>15899394SHORT HAIR MORI
>>15899394I honestly can hardly tell who's who.
>>15899473
>>15899473You can see Ricky(?) On her back so I'd say yes
>>15899595Bae, sana, fauna and ina are pretty obvious
>>15899645The giant wings on Kiara's back are pretty obvious too
>>15899595its Kiara (wings), Mori, Gura (short arms), Ina, Watson
>>15899394>IRyS' outfit got delayedPoor girl can't catch a break.
>>15899566>>15899504
>>15899394>short hairAw...alright. Hope the outfit is good! And I usually do like short hair but Mori's mane is too pretty.
>>15899575It's not short hair, it's curled into bun on her left side
>>15899575>>15899804I'm not discounting a bun.
>>15899774I kind of wish EN would delay for her as a show of solidarity but it's probably a company decision
>>15899394That cleavage better be on point
>>15899394>All wearing loose and big clothes>Clouds in background I can't believe HoloEN all joined the Akatsuki
>>15899394I'm not sure how I feel about the silhouette, but I trust in yukisame and Mori. Also I'm hoping for a side bun and not short hair considering Mori said for short hair she prefers shoulder length.
>>15899394I KNEEL
>>15899806>>15899847I hope so! That would be cuter than chopping it down. And Mori did recently say she didn't think short hair was for her.
>>15900000I'll scream if it's SS+ a different headdress + alt Hairdo
>>15900141I wonder if this has been what was keeping yukisame so busy, didn't Mori say she was working on stuff for a project a while back?
>>15900084yeah i think it is, you can see the pointy hair things stuck in the bun
>>15897691I'd post mine but mori gave it to me personally
>>15899394Are we getting "Courtesan" Mori? Pretty nice, Also short haired Mumei is interesting too.
Pray for Jujube to have rigged this one. Last person did well but this has so much potential to be top New Year's outfit in Hololive
>>15900353Think Mori will answer if we ask during the jk stream? New guy did really good, but jujube is still supreme.
>>15899595Here you go anon, a breakdown
[Sad news]Gura has declared war on Ricky
>>15901097I can't forgive this.
>>15901089Clock kun...
Just go my covid test backWhat does everyone think of Mori's chances to beat the dlc tonight?
>>159016195%
>>15901619In my opinion unless she beats the ghost tower before mmm 4 hours, she wont finish today
They're doing the relays at NA primetime, so Mori is going last, though it will still be at 8AM for her
>>15901619Much lower than she seems to think it is. I think she may be under the impression that the current tower is the babe's tower.
>>15902085She doesn't think that, she told Kiara she was only around halfway done when she was in cat tower
>>15902079>JWU>loose shoulder kimonouwaa...
>>15901089Uhhh it looks like Kronii's new outfit butchers her glorious hair...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1478905697840812032This dork....
>>15901097Deadbeats, we must rise up and defend Ricky from this shark scourge. I volunteer to correct this cheeky brat myself.
So this is the announcement Mori was talking about right? Wonder how it's related to the mv she's been working on. New en song?
>>15899621Damn, doesn't look like this'll be it from the picture. A shame cause its an incredible outfit, and the kimono suits new years.
A little bit of a shame it seems like Mori's hair is in an up do again. Her long hair is so pretty when it sways in her original outfit.
>>15903861Alternate hairstyles are a thing Anon. Remember Ame's dress reveal?
>>15901089It seems like she is holding a mask or something with her hand, what do you think it would be, like a demon or fox?
>>15903931It's possible but I'm keeping my expectations low.
>>15903969That's 100% a fox max
>>15903969Sadistic sakura I pray. Mori knows we love that outfit.
>>15903696Would the tattoos be a deal breaker? I know they get you side eyed pretty hard because of cultural associations with organized crime. Be kind of funny if management was like "Okay yes, Death and talking about killing people is fine, but god forbid someone thinks she looks like she runs a numbers racket."
>>15904112She also personally likes it
>>15904060So it's not side bun hair it's a fox mask in front of short hair.
>>15903969>>15904060She absolutely loves foxes so it's definitely that one. God I hope she can put it on
>>15904331It would be so cute if she could use her arm to hold the mask over her face. Ah I could see her shyly hiding behind it when she's flustered
>>15904655Oh god, I hope you are right, with a little blush barely noticeable
I wanna see Mori love the kitties some more~
Morippipiipoipi
>>15904265The tattoos absolutely could be a deal breaker. It also may simply be that either Mori or her manager didn't want to do an "old" outfit and wanted something designed new, for whatever reason.
>>15904655impeccable taste
[Mori news]We just got done having sex
so did something happen to her other orange cat?
[Mori news]This fat bitch got coffee from Domino's
>>15907587me
>Dominoes CoffeeOur boy is in some truly dire straights
>>15907641what's wrong with domino's coffee?
>>15907641Straits.
>mountaintop attireSADISTIC SAKURA CONFIRMED
>>15893171>2k viewers
>>15907840>>>
>>15907840Oh no numberbros! What are we going to watch now that Mori's numbers no good no more???
>>15907840Anon has zero viewers, equal to the number of people that care about him
>>15907700Dammit. Please accept this Mori as compensation.
>>15907910Now that Mori is a 2view, it's my time... TO SAVIORFAG
remember to love your Mori
Mori calling us "Boys" recently is doing something to me.
>I commissioned a piano version of "I'm on a Boat"MORI/MOOMERS KARAOKE COLLAB?
>>15907910waiting for the stream to end and trying to get the REAL CCV based on VOD numbers
>>15907840Sorry, I may have killed too many deadbeats too quickly to make it look natural
>>15908144Oh fuck listbeat is ticking off names
>>15908144t.susan
>>15908227>Susan trying to be the last deadbeat
>>15908144Time to call in the backup
>throat is already dyingUh oh
>>15908319Sorry, I fucked it too hard just before stream.
>>15908319oh no you wont concernbeat!
FUCK THOMAS
>>15908344Shut up Connor, it's bad enough you get to fuck her you don't have to brag about it as well
>>15908353I'M GONNA CONCERN UUUUUUUUUUU
"FUCK YOU DUMBASS!"god, that was hot
>"Are you drunk?">Oh, a new deadbeat!owned
>>15908476Fuck off concernfagging saplingbeat!
>>15908543Why are greynames like this? Have they never seen an actual drunk person or what?
Mori's 69 burger...
>>15908626Graynames are literal subhumans. Don't expect anything resembling intelligence from them.
SHE'S HERE AND SHE READ MY POST
>Moririn~>Moririn~STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIT
w-wait, did i just heard mori saying "moririn, moririn"?
thank you RFY
POST YOUR CUTEST MORIRINS NOW
Moririn!
>>15908902
>>15908889You're welcome
I LOVE MY MORIRIN
>>15908842i'm a grayname because i can't afford a membership. please don't lump me in with the other newbies
>>15908902Sums up Mori in one image imo
>>15909023You can't afford a membership because you're a subhuman broke nigger with shit decision-making ability.
>>15909023>He can't afford five dollars a monthNigga how do you eat?
>>15909062i'm in college and i live with my parents (not american). just wait till i get a job though. rainbows for days
>>15897691
MY Moririn!
>Good Grief>Yare Yare DazeS-she's cutting it pretty close to tossing an "oy vey" in there...
Kronii's kimono will be chuuni as fuck isnt it?
>>15909329one can hope
It's not sadistic sakura but it's similar. Thoughts on this?
>>15909389A Yukisame take on sadistic sakura that Mori is HUGELY a fan of? I'm already cumming.
>>15909389no thoughts, lemme see it
it almost made her cry I don't know if I'm ready bros
who was her favorite's again? the stream had a cut in that part
>>15909224Komi-mori is such a perfect fit I'm surprised this wasn't made earlier.
>>15909527her own kimonoLui for holox
[Mori News]Mori is cuter than usual!
He dated a babe!
>>15909389No thoughts, only semen
>>15909632OOO
>>15909632Oooooo!
chrispy-chan's laughter is refreshing...I want to be her boyfriend...
>>15909632BOGBEAT IS A WHORE!
>>15909632uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
PIN PON
DOMINO'S!
Oh!
Big ups to the Pin Pon Man
Cute pin pon react
WHY DID SHE SAY THAT SO CUTELY
thick mori about to eat an entire pizza
>put Moomers as BGM>while watching MoriThis really sounds hilarious.
>>15909877Even worse than thatA pizza place salad
>>15909877She ordered salad and coffee.
>>15909854>working late>your cute wife Mori is at home working on music, pregnant with your child>you enter the door, holding a hot box of pizza and breadsticks>she turns and sees you>DOMINOS!!>She gets up and runs to you and throws her arms around your neck, almost knocking the goodies out of your handsNEVEREVER
>>15909971>the post to kill ghostlings again
>>15909971What do you mean? It literally just happened to me like two minutes ago.
>>15909971wh y even die?
[Extended Universe News]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXDONdQdrqY
My animal of an oshi eating lettuce from a bag...
>I can't get to the gym lately>"Honey on fries sounds good?" Yeah, it actually kinda was...WE CANNOT LET THE ARCHITECTBEATS WIN
>>15909877Don't forget the sides
immersion jokes arent that funny Mori
>>15909971She's an exceptional cute girl and also incredibly skilled and also really thoughtful but still super spontaneous but also a klutz but she's also edgy and sometimes legitimately morbid but also super creative and she's exceptionally cute and
>"Gotta eat healthy">"Anyway I ordered another apple pie to smother with honey and am dousing my salad in Thousand Island"????
Mori doing another poll
>>15909971why must you say something that hurts so much?
>>15910162Reminder that architectfags needed a meme flu to get their projects be real, so in normal circumstances they would keep losing everyday
Hey deadbeats are we obligated to love polls now?
My wife Mori is so fucking cute, bros
>>15910242It's for science. And it's anti-authoritarian.
>>15910238This is the new normal now pussyboy
>>15910242Susan FEARS the poll
LOOK HERE, LOOK, LISTEN
>"Gotta get some carbs in with the rice">also ordered apple pie and croutons on saladDoes Mori...not understand what a carb is?
Croutonbeats WILL defend this
I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND I'M HER HUSBAND IF I SAY IT IT'LL BE TRUE ONE DAY I SWEAR I'M HER HUSBAND PLEASE
Mori you don't have the bug...Jchad is a fake numberfag, come visit us over at /#/ sometimes. These polls are useless for you
>you'd be hard-pressed to find a really good sandwich in JapanMori, the fuck are you on? Tonkatsu sandwiches are fantastic.
>>15910366MORI WILL GROW LARGER
>>15910044>[Extended Universe News]>no FAKE TYPE MV includedcome on /morig/, don't be afraid to shill the MV you made for Mori's oshihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLf0ic5EVxI
Pita Wraps are good.
huh she's aware with the correct CCV
>>15910376I sometimes just eat croutons out of the bag
>>15910410For her yeah they are, but for data purposes they are still valuable, but this is a bad question because it isnt 100% relatable
>After I did some things...
>>15910414japan mostly use the softbread for sandwiches
>>15910430It's shit and she has a better mixer now.
Mori... please eat less
what's favorite restaurant? I had to step out for a sec
>>15910503same here, trying to eat them in salads is too much trouble
Calli, eat more onegaiii~
Peachbeats, you missed your chance to marry Mori...
40% poll participation. Mori's veiwcount is actually +150% higher or more.
>>15910503Garlic croutons are just better chips
>>15910596Zunzi's
>>15910664she already beated the 100% engagement, this is fucking insane, though i already knew that her views were a bit off ever since the last JK stream
>>15910664Still higher than her live count by a quite a bit too
>8k voted in>6,255 watching now
>>15893830I hate cigarettes and smoking in general but god damn does it look hot.
I'm so fucking stupid in love with this woman
How the fuck does a nerd like her not appreciate Lord of the Rings?
>>15910786and youtube wants (you) to believe she had an average of 5K in the last Jump King Stream
>>15910810because LOTR obsessed fans make it very unappealing
>>15910810Lord of the Rings is overrated and Tolkien is a hack
zunsi looks bussin fr fr no cap no cap
>>15910810white woman
>>15910810>>1591084610$ says she also doesn't like Star Trek
>>15910810shes probably doesnt like classic fantasy
>>15910860"Healthy" according to Mori btw
>>15910915Nigga everything is healthy if you're an omad chad
>>15910880$100 says she thinks it's "okay" but has only seen the Locutus episode of TNG
>>15910860holy shit zapps chips are fucking bomb as fuck
>>15911014Why are so many deadbeats OMAD?
>>15910846She should know better by now to form her own opinions.>>15910858Tolkien is no hack you contrarian. >>15910900She loves other fantasy so much she should be able to appreciate it.
I love my stupid reaper wife so much
>>15911156It's just one guy, he's fucking obsessed
>11k votes on the pollI don’t know what to believe when it comes to the YT “cull”
>>15911247the one thing that is impressive is how there's people that still think that a poll with 100% engagement is normal when in twitch of all places, a 30% engagement is magnificient, this poll has over 100% of that btw
>>15911309We're sitting at 200% engagement right now
>>15911247Numberfag here, anything more than 5 minutes is invalid since it'd count for user churns. The average watchtime is 4 minutes. She should've ended at 5 minutes. Can't believe numberfags are more competent than jchad.The higher poll count than ccv "bug" has been a thing since last year.What the jp holos have are different though, they get 100% of their ccv in less than a minute
>>15911309If it's true that YT doesn't count viewers with a significant amount of tabs open I am most definitely part of the problem
>>15911357well people do show up for 2 minutes and then leave. They can vote in that time. People cycle in and out
>>15911357It's been more than 10 minutes. It counts users that have tabbed out. Come to /#/ if you want to learn the ways of a numberfag
>>15911413Nope they cant, because you need to close the embeded message and then click on the poll with your account
>>15911448>Come to /#/ if you want to learn the ways of a numberfagThanks but no thanks.
>>15911448/#/ already got the numbers they needed, i see more amusement that despite being a more niche poll compared to the ones kiara and ame made in the past 2 days, this one still got 100%+ engagement
Cat tower is definitely the new poison village.
Mori Domino's sponsorship when?
>>15911600It's cuter than the poison village at least
>>15911613Right after she gets a Jump King DLC of all HoloEN
Mori is thinking about her and Gura telling me "fuck us."
Mori had a Mexican math teacher...
"Mori fuck us"
Mori please... Please fuck us during your stream...
You know, we're basically the mold guy.
take out a piss of paper
>>15911600Just wait until she gets close to the top, misses a jump, and gets BOGGED again
>>15911798Mori is my wife, and she's coming home soon.
>>15911833SHE'S COMMIN 'OME
Mori, if you're going to call the stream finale at least focus on the game and not on everything else. How do you even watch Iroha and not realize the main reason she's faster is because she hyperfocuses on the game?>>159113925 minutes in she already had above 100%. You're not only retarded as a numberfag but also not paying attention.
>>15911905I'm enjoying chatty Mori so I don't really care honestly.
STOP EATINGSTOP
>>15911905Retard, more than 100% participation in polls have existed since last year.She doesn't have the ccvid, the jps do.The jps got more than 100% in less than a minute. She's just played too much jk for it to stop being a buff game for her
>>15911905there's 0% she's finishing this tonight. Even if she reaches the final zone THAT alone would take a 12 hour stream, it's bullshit.
>>15911905Learn to enjoy things bitch
Mori keep eating it makes these fuckers seethe
me mori is happyi'm happysimple as
Man it's like her brain turns off the second she gets to the final stage. Or maybe more like she never turns it back on.
Wait, she unironically thinks she's getting the babe today? That wasn't just a bit of humor? Mori... you're not even close...
she ain't getting the babe today she's at the halfway point and there is still so much to fucking go and Mori is spending to much time fucking around here
>>15912404>>15912417its not impossible, just improbable
I hope she doesn't think that the tower above the cat house is THE tower...
>>15912417Not to mention the dangerous falls she can have the higher she goes
>>15912462Nigga, she can't even SEMI-reliably get through cat tower.
>>15912508like I said, it probably wont happen.
I love my Moririn and I know she can do it but just not today she needs to get it together and focus
Mori plays this like a puzzle game that only has one solution (jump in this case)
>>15912557Oh, she can absolutely do it. It's a "when," not an "if." It's just also blatantly obvious that the "when" is "not fucking today."
>>15912557The coffee is probably the culprit there
>>15912557>>15912604Nobody cares. Stop shitting up the thread. You guys aren't even funny
>"You bitches know what you did! I'm going to put you all into loving homes and you're going to like it!"Is it even possible to stop loving this dork?
>deadbeats arent hopechadsNGMI
>>15912713Doomchads have never lost, hopekek.
>>15912760>Doomfags>Chadsyeah, sure and Mori streamed the DLC of blasphemous
I think imma sleep for work, this is a fun stream but I doubt I'll miss notable progress
Her brain is short-circuiting...
>>15912834This ain't your blog. Stop blogposting you faggots.
>>15911986I'd rather her be done with DLC and move to something else. With how she's been playing she'll need 4-5 more 12 hours streams and I don't think anyone really wants that. Good thing is that it seems to be starting to annoy her.>>15912017Oh nyo, poor JPs got what EN had the entire time. By the way, substantiate your claim about average 4 minute viewtime with some Holo stream statistics as it would imply the average views per hour should be 15xCCVx(length in hours) immediately after stream finish.
I want her to get a trainer and just cheat the way through this dlc to see the ending and how bullshit it is. But I do want her to move on from here. I don't want July to roll around still doing JK streams
>>15913070hey at least she will lose the pokemon permissions by then
>>15913115oh is that how it's working? Timed?
Mori is making some really nice noises today.
>>15912980>I'd rather her be done with DLC and move to something elseThat'll never happen. It's like you don't even watch her>By the way, substantiate your claim about average 4 minute Literally lurk more in the numbers thread, I'm not gonna spoonfeed you. poll numbers for anything more than 5 minutes are invalid.Also the cull this time is much much worse than what happened last time retard, we have sub 1k holos with more than 5k votes in less than 5 minutes
>>15913163all the time that hololive got pokemon permissions they were always timed until a tournament took place and then 2 weeks later RIP permissions until TPC says so
I'm glad Jump King brought Calli all the way up to 10% of her power, maybe even 20%
She's learning!
>>15913421dyrbi
>>15913444I du
the part with the waterfalls; Does it have an effect like the bog?
I'm very positive our girl Mori will be the face of Hololive EN for many years to come and i can't wait to see what the future holds
>>15913461She didn't.
>>15913510>will beI know that Gura is more subscribed, but Mori has more overall impact.
God I'm not ready for the fall back to the bog
>>15913570I have work in 9 hours but if that happens, I'm downing a full drink just for her
I'm tired of seeing cat tower...
>>15913510For me she already is.
https://febri.jp/topics/moricalliope-interview/2/
Oh nice, she's actually starting to learn the tower. Getting angry at herself seems to actually get her to progress.>>15913197>Literally lurk more in the numbers thread, I'm not gonna spoonfeed you. poll numbers for anything more than 5 minutes are invalid.With people like you who seem to be failing basic arithmetic? I'd rather not. You made a claim likely based off something said by YT/Twitch management. You fail to bring even a dozen examples of Holo streams which follow the specified condition of 4 minute average viewtime. You realize you don't need to be a math genius to figure out the expected view count on a VOD based off the condition you mentioned against what Holos get, don't you? It should be easy to provide examples if this is the average since most streams would follow it.>That'll never happen. It's like you don't even watch herAre you implying she's going to play this DLC forever even after she clears it? Because I don't think she ever stated wanting to speedrun anything but main game.
>Completely missed IrohaGod damn it Mori, install YTC filter already.
I LOVE MY MORI MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD!
I belive in progress!Mori love! Mori faith!
>>15913836wow
>>15913898Faggot just admit that you know nothing about how any of this shit works.You probably don't even know that you can actually see the vod views live when the stream's still going kek. You can count the average viewtime yourself if you want. The data's all there
>>15914191Is that a challenge, fellow deadbeat?Pistols at dawn, then
>>15913836Hoh... so that absolute fucking disaster Cuphead stream with Gura really did give us Mori 2.0.
god what I would give to have Mori do Beatles songs in her karaoke
>>15913836>complaining about not being able to play GoT, Bloodborne, and PersonaShe really does say the same things every interview...
>>15914355It also is confirmation that the Genmate definitely was Gura.
let it FUCK
>>15914429yeah, me
>>15913813>>15913550What happened here?
>>15914597I wrote this
>>15914662That Deadbeat said that Mori will be the most masturbated-to Holo of all time.
>>15914712He isn't wrong tho? She is extremely attractive.
>>15913813>>15913550>>15914662Retards fell for a spadeposter falseflagging as a "fan"
>>15914768A what?
I can already feel the bog calling
And there it is
Back to Malding Manor
>>15914867He posted an edit of mori fanart with an queen of spades tattoo edited in
>>15915115At least it isn't the bog, bugstalk isn't too bad
Man she’s gonna have a heart attack when she gets to the actual tower.
Mori........
L' BOGGUE
She's actually retarded....
>literally>blatantly>clearly>unmistakably>obviously>JUST A FUCKING SIMPLE DROP DOWN TO THAT LEDGEMori: lol imma jump itthis bitch
HAHA
>>15915196this is why we love her
>>15915129Are we against edits or something now? Aren't they just like memes? Or am i missing something.
Hey Mori, you like sledding? Cuz you're goin' to-bogganing
CONGRATS MORI, YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO MOLDY MANOR.Should we call it Mori Manor at this rate?
>>15915196HER OWN PETARDHOISTED BY IT
>>15915272blacked
>I don't know why I thought I could beat this in like eight hoursSeriously. You still got this though, Mori! Not this stream, but soon!
Bros...does Mori think the tower is the end? Because I'm starting to think she does...
>>15915272that tattoo typically implies fucking black dudes exclusively/cucking if i'm not mistaken so
people who keep posting that Mori thinks the tower is the end clearly didn't watch the last JK stream
>>15915344the actual last area is bullshit
she joomped?drop her to the bog
>>15915455how bullshit?
Why does Our Boy keep picking out the literal one in a thousand negative comments? She just feeds the trolls.
>>15915427I could only watch the first 6 hours, haven't had time to vod the rest yet...
That's it; I'm putting Mori on background while I build up something from the spare parts I have.
>>15915506it's entirely quicksand so every jump has to be made a split second after the previous or your fall through the platform, potentially whole areas back. Learning it is murder
>>15915315>>15915365Is no different from a meme, seems silly to delete it.
>>15915506the platforms are sand and you can sink into them
>>15915543Then you should remember that she was told that the House of Nine Lives is the halfway point
>>15910858
>>15915533Does she feed the trolls or does the trolls feed her? Is she not motivated by seethe?
I just woke up after putting myself in a food coma for almost 3 hours. What have I missed ? Anything important ?>those oshios God why are those doing something to my dick ?
mori is a cute! cute!
>>15915808Mori likes her kimono the most out of the new bunch of outfits
>>15915808Mori was and is still cute, made some progress and fell almost to the bog again
>>15915587...Good God
>>15915808>got one map further than before after 3 hours>immediately fell back to the starting area
>>15910858if you were speaking ONLY of the movie, you would still be wrong.eat a dick
>>15915324If she can get back to the Cat house fast once more she should be able to consistently climb it now. She also figured out about 80% of the tower >>15914336I like how the one who claims to be "numberfag" doesn't provide a single number to back his claims up. Come on, you're just shitposting now. A single VOD? Even this one? By your logic, she should be at about (5.5k CCV)x15x2.25 views right this very moment - 185k views - more than a half of what her previous JK endurance had after 12 hours. So tell me, "wise" one, why she isn't?>>15915587Can't you jump in place to keep yourself from sinking? Or does it need you to leave the quicksand platform entirely to reset it?
>>15915587can you spam jumps to keep yourself afloat?
>>15916044Well, not ALL the way back to the start. She's not BOGGED.
>>15916074>>15916061You would have to move left or right, a mini jump that's hard to do
>>15916061Retard you can see vod views in real time. Why don't you try again?
Mori, what kind of absolute fucked up idea is that? Who the fuck would even touch Ghost besides you and Iroha? Botan gave up before she even got into the Bog itself. You overestimate how insanely M the rest of Holos are.
hate that i laughed
>>15916340Did Botan play new game plus atleast?
so wisdom teeth has to be right?
can we get that soundpost of mori saying she's okay with her boobs?
My bet is breast reduction. She's always complaining about back pain and we all know why
>>15916458are teeth considered external?
>>15916458Nigger her teeth are external? Fuck off
I came back from 20 min errand, how did she drop back below the kitties? I thought the cats was a save point?
>>15916535Have you not seen the massive hole on the left?
>>15916458External, so maybe a cosmetic surgery
Why is she so fucking obsessed with the Stars?
>>15915608better to just use the original as a morally obligating thing to do if you respect the artist, if the edit is degenerate and with ill intent, and there's always a risk of a retard saving the image thinking that is the original image.
ENTER OLLIE>you'll do fine, you're a gamerKek, silly forest
>>15916535it's a save point for that area. I really think the reason why she was stuck there is that she was nervous of getting outside because the jumps towards the left are scary.
>>15916650that doesn't stop you from streaming for days
Does anyone have the original image they could post ?
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE BOG
She's getting rhinoplasty to get a more jewlike nose to appease susan
>>15916657Why did (You) refer to yourself in the third person, /vt/sister?
>>15916513Breast reduction is not a minor surgery.
>>15916513that can't be right anonchamaShe already got reduction surgery late last yearRead threads
It's a wart.
I'm just concerned because Calliope "Doxxes everything but her address" Mori is too cautious to even say what surgery is about despite it being "minor"
>>15916846She's not gonna make her surgery sound like a big deal on stream
>>15916513KYS
>>15917003It could just be embarrassing or awkward to talk about.
...Isn't she just talking about the knee thing?
>>15916951She decided she hates it and now wants them even bigger than before
>>15917071dont alert them if they might read the thread
>>15917050like a foot thing maybe
>someday I'm gonna beat thatKek, get fucked >>15916061
My Mori is becoming a girly girl!>>15916281Yep, it's at mere 65k views right now. Why, numberfaggot? It should be more than 3 times higher than that according to your claim. Could it be you're dumb and have no idea about basic maths?
>>15917071thought that was a recent thing. She said it was a long time coming. That said, she did read from a listener who was a nurse saying something along the lines that she might need surgery on that knee
>>15917257It was exacerbated recently, but she said last stream that it had been a long-time issue.
I can't believe my oshi needs to have her legs amputated from jumping too much
>>15917071No, that's separate. She talked about both of those yesterday in first half an hour of SC reading stream, check it to avoid threadreading.
God I love how she sounds when she's mean and insulting...
Just another day in the bog...
>>15916513 We'll know if you're correct next time a rap friend calls in a surprise performance from her
Do you think the world is just?
>>15917394No!
>>15917408is just what?
>>15917469A bog!
>>15917515The bog is all we've ever known
>>15917399Tbf I think avril lavigne mori would look cuter than pre 2020 billie eilish mori
SUCK A FAT ONE, BOGGER
What kind of surgery could be prevented by taking meds? Kidney stone?
God I wish I were that bog...
The peepeepoopoo man style insults are getting a bit old Mori...
How come the cantalloupe man never became a part of her lore?
>>15918116wrong timeline
>>15918087suck a fat one nigger lmao
>>15914414Lethal League...
Man I reckon she just did Molding Manor at speed run pace.
>>15916458Pretty sure she once said hers are all out
>>15918367And Bugstalk...
>>15917050an outie?
>>15918272Lethal League was a wreck, but it wasn't until the members' stream after the Cuphead fiasco that some of her paypigs went into revolt in the comment section. I'd definitely wager it's the Cuphead one she referenced here.
>>15918367>>15918500>it's realMORI-SAMA I KNEEL
Wow that was impressively fast. Good job Mori, you actually learned everything below the cathouse.>>15918367Her way of playing is optimized for speedrunning much more than new content compared to Iroha who's the opposite. She takes ages to learn new areas but once she gets them down she'll be both very consistent and fast since she doesn't need to count or even hyperfocus.
>bearded dragon roomanon you're in!
JK Fairy I kneel
>>15918616>some of her paypigs went into revoltDeadbeats really love to inflate numbers huh. Muh 6 gorillions, muh 1k paypigs.Why do /here/beats love to rewrite history to paint mori and themselves as being victimized
>maybe I'll get one of my friends from the UKNOT (HIM)
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
>>15918853stop letting (HIM) live rent free inside your head jesus christ
>>15918794My dude, you need to take your meds. All I'm saying is that the largest backlash she had was after the Cuphead stream. I literally never mentioned a single number. Please, I'm begging you, get some CBT, of whatever interpretation of that initialism you think would help you best.
>>15918853Rapper friend you retard. Goddamnit, you niggers are no better than the greys in chat.You newfags probably don't know who he is
wait what the fuck it snows in tokyo?
Holy fuck Our Boy is so fucking cute it's unreal
damn she cute
>>15918853It's obviously Riceman. You got a problem with him?
>>15919018Yeah, though not often in large amounts. Saw a little bit in the two years I was there.
>>15918976Honestly we need another civil war and to go back to being the boggymen of the board
>>15919018She had to check it was snowing in other places so she wouldn't doxx herself
>>15918945No you revisionist. Why are kikebeats like this? The backlash happened DURING the sv stream and that's more due to who she was collabing with. What are you on about?
>tfw used to fantasize about the snow during the winter>Texas Deep Freeze happensI never want to see snow again.
>>15919056Not even funny. If you don't know who she's talking about then you're a newfag and prone to gaslighting by tourists here.You'd be better off dropping her and moving on to a different fanbase
>Our boy loves snow>I love snowSorry heatbeats but it looks like I'm fucking in
>>15919125Those two streams were LITERALLY FUCKING ADJACENT. The SV stream was the stream AFTER the Cuphead stream. Which is EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING SAID YOU GODDAMN RETARD.
All these JP holos that do not know the cool reaper is this cute...
>You'll never cuddle under a blanket while it snows outside sharing hot cocoa with Mori
>Mori is making hot chocolate>I am making hot chocolatewoah I am literally married to her
>>15919220that's was fucking nothing you pathetic loser
She's way too excited just from seeing snow. What is she 12?
had to step out for 45 minutes other than Mori being cute what did I miss?
>>15919329>Moririn rediscovered the joy of lifeBased
>>15919220Texbeat, snow is honestly fantastic- if you're living in a place that has the infrastructure to deal with it. When you're living somewhere that the power blows up under the weight of an inch of snow and there are no plows or salt trucks, it's misery. Try to check out some Northern snow before you write off the whole weather.
>>15919351Anon being a faggot, sadly is not something new
>>15919351Missed an entire bog arc
>>15919329Who the fuck doesn't like seeing snow? It's gorgeous. You miserable fucking nigger.
>>15919329No she's not dead inside like you and actually enjoys life rather than being a useless leech
>>15919295Karri-chan kawaii
SNOW LOVEMOTIVATION+3
>>15919220I'll never get over that a cold breeze disabled half of texas
>>15919284It was a day apart you retard. It didn't have backlash during the stream and at the end when the vod was up it didn't have many dislikes, it was her usual dislike count. You wouldn't know that because you weren't there.There were one or two essayposters and one middleeastern deadbeats was calling them out in the comment section.Compare that to the sv stream where the dislikes piled up after the guest was revealed. The backlash was more due to the guest you fucking idiot. Had it been a normal sv stream or with her coach there would be no backlash.Welcome by thr way, enjoy your stay and lurk more
>>15919518Writing an essay doesn't make you any less retarded.
>>15919518mucho texto
Imagine arguing about this while Mori is being absolutely the cutest thing right now on the telly
>>15919654>>15919734Welcome, enjoy your stay. I suggest you lurk more
>>15919786Apparently newfags still flock to this thread. I remember when they would've flooded global instead.
>>15919329Hey, snow is great, especially if it's somewhat rare. A million times better than having naked half-frozen ground and disgusting puddles.
>k-k-k-k-k-k-k!O SHIT, IT'S THAT NOISE FROM THE VOICEPACKAnyway, did our boy never manage to tell us about that dream?
>>15919956no, she didn'tAlso did Mori just reference the song "Handlebars"?
>>15920023Duh.
>>15919956She's not past the tower yet. On the upside, there's like 4 jumps left from where she fell and I think 3 of them are full jumps.
>>15920040just checking if I heard that correctly
MORI WANTS TO FEEL BABESHOW GAYWHAT A FAGGOT
what the fuck are you idiots even arguing about?SV backlash didn't matter to her outside of actual opinions on her prepwork for collabsCuphead was actually the biggest backlash that had some point to it since it was like 40 minutes of complete planning failure that people KEPT WARNING HER ABOUT
>>15920094Like oshi, like fanbase. She's gay for babes, we're all gay for her.
>>15920023The answer to "Did Mori just reference [POPULAR MID 2000s RAP SONG]?" is always yes.
>I can feel the babe, I can feel her arms around me guiding me, all the way to the cats.
>>15919357>>15919399>>15919401>>15919943I expected a different response. Something akin to uoooohhh or zamn or ToT
>>15920116Don't let that one retard see you posting this. He'll call you a newfag for knowing more than him.
God I would actually kill every one of you for Mori to sing MCR's entire discography
>>15920246not if I kill you first
>>15920246Bring it, you little bitch.
>>15920116No one'a arguing that. People are trying to rewrite history though saying that the bulk of the backlash happened due to and during the cuphead collab.I guarantee had the following stream been a solo one or a collab with a holomem there would've been no backlash at all.
>>15920288Actually delusional.Mori deleted the Cuphead VOD because it was so shitty before the Shadowverse collab even happened.
>>15920277>>15920246>>15920286Alright, bring it on you fucksI'll beat you all for the possibility of an MCR stream
>>15920246Then… It seems only one of us will hear it, Deadbeat.
>>15920277>>15920286You think you have what it takes to climb the mountain?
that's not the babe
>>15920288it was the bulk of the backlash that wasn't artifically spun by /vt/sisters, yesadditionally, the video was privated at first, then comment disabled after going back up which obviously kept the dam on some of the negativity
Damn she sounds kind of deflated at that not being the babe
She did not know.
Holy shit she did get up there. See stubborn reaper, thinking about jumps, whether to underpower or overpower them and actually planning shit works wonders!
>>15920419could you be the one to finally finish me?
I think it's remarkable how she will make literally every wrong decision possible before she gets something right.
>>15920367Way to out yourself as an anti retard. Mori deleted the vod on her own volition. Explain the dislikes retard, it had the usual dislikes unlike the sv stream and people enjoyed the phasmo part of that.There were a couple of T3 essayposters in the comment section but people were calling them out.Mori deleting the cuphead vod before reuploading it had nothing to do with any backlash. There were no antis superchatting, spamming the comment section or dislike bombing the vod even after she reuploaded it.
>actually jumped from the ledge when she noticed she barely got enough height from the graveMori...
My Mori is dead inside!
>>15920762ogey
fuck she had it
Why did she move, all she had to do was jump....
>>15920551It was just a couple of essayposters dumbass. The mudslimebeat even called them out in a comment and it had a lot of likes with comments of people rallying against them, that's why she had to disable the comments. How else would you explain the no dislike bombing or no negative superchats?Nman's the only one who survived the callout
>>15920901she threw away her shot...
Did she just say she plans to speedrun this DLC too? Mori what the fuck is wrong with you.>>15920755It's fucking hilarious. She saw that the height was already barely enough from gravestone and then went to a point which was below that.
>>15920762>There were no antis superchatting, spamming the comment section or dislike bombing the vod even after she reuploaded it.>superchatting the VoD>commenting with comments off>disliking the vid with the problem part removedI get it now, it's bait
>>15920979On one hand, I'm glad she enjoys this as much as she does and it kind of makes me want to play it to see if I can beat her to the babeBut also holy shit is it painful
>>15920988Retard, she had supers on and comments were on before she disabled it and privated the video only to reupload the phasmo part after that. Why weren't people disliking it while the vod was still up or when the streams was still live idiotYou weren't there or a globalturd. Or even worse, a discordnigger, go back to where you came from
>>15920979>Did she just say she plans to speedrun this DLC too?Yeah, in one day. Namely, the third day of the JK Race.And she genuinely expects people to join. I mean, I'll kneel if they will, but I'll reserve my belief for now.
wait....i thought the fanbase reflects the oshi....HAVEN'T WE LEARNED ANYTHING
>>15921063I told myself I was only going to play jump king after she could speed run ghost of the babe. It'll be the second game I played because of a chuuba.
>>15921210A duel just between her and iroha would be pretty kino. They should definitely do it at the same time. I'm surprised lui hasn't tried it out though, fake "fan" ? She did say she liked takamori
>>15920958a bulk of the negative SCs or comments affecting SV were still parts of Phasmo backlash, with people going 'why you prepped for this and not Gura' (which is idiotic hindsight posting, but it is what it is)you trying to treat it as some completely separate instances and that all the negativity came solely from Gigguk's presence is just completely muddying up the cntext - people were already negatively primed for Mori apparently overtly focusing on external shit after the bubble speech>>15921182>there was no negative feedback>except the one that was there>that actually made her pull that shit down
>>15921063I think quick recovery from dropping to the bog and then making really big progress put her in good mood for a while. As long as she keeps progressing she wont' tilt too much.
>>15909971Daily reminder that this pain is the result of our poor life choices.It will never get any better
Protip: the report button is your friend.
>>15921257I would genuinely love a 1v1 JK duel between the two. The final results of their two differing styles would be incredible to see.
>>15921397>it will never get any betterNot with that attitude, deadbeatDo your self-improvement reps and make yourself a skeleton she could be proud of
>>15921257learn from Lui: liking Mori =/= liking shit Mori likes
>All these deadbeats looking to square up outside the Family Mart and I'm just over here wondering if anyone wants to go in on a case of the 200 yen red wine.
>woke up>she's in the manorFucking how
>>15921556Why not both?Nothing says male bonding like sharing cheap liquor and a brawl in the lot
I hate Deadbeats, but I also love Deadbeats.
>>15921260You're saying had it been not with gigguk it would've still gotten backlash? Are you a TT fan? That sc came from a containment breaking faggot who hated him. I remember the sc. It was a canadian "chumbud" from here. How delusional are you? Had it been another shitty collab with her genmate peole would just shitpost here and none of it would break containment. Anitubers are the bane of this board, that's the sole reason for that backlash. You know the people who sent those scs were regurgitating points from this board right?>except the one that was there>that actually made her pull that shit downThat's not the reason she pulled it down retard. One sandnigga called out a couple of her T3 (not paypigs) in the comment and people were starting to rally against them. That comment had hundreds of likes while thr essays got a couple of likes with dozens of comments.Your tricks won't work on me kikebeat
>>15921228Forest-kun...
>>15921640Moriringo...
>>15921228Streaming be like that.
>Are you sure it's high enough?>LITERALLY THE HIGHEST POINT ON THE SCREENmoriI fuckin swear my guy
>>15921661ogey
>we've finally hit waterSo close, and yet so much more to go
this part is really going to fuck with her I can tell
>>15921882We welcome all newbeats here. Just make sure to lurk more
>>15921849She's tilted. Not enough to perform worse but enough that she's not even noticeably happy she cleared the false tower
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE PHANTOM TOWER
someone put a bullet in my head
>cool-cool-coolcoolcooloh, another noise from the pack
>>15921986I mean, she basically said she's not even having fun anymore. This is just pure Mori Stubbornness keeping her going. I don't think we're gonna get the same pop-off when she beats this as we did in base game and NB+.
>>15922084most of the difficulty in this dlc is just being ridiculously overly punishing rather than anything else, its bad. can't blame her.
>>15922084no, it'll be the biggest celebration yet because of how punishing it was
>>15922149Yeah, the goddamn time stop ruin would REALLY be just fine with a soft checkpoint like the base game's cathedral tower, but I guess that might actually make things fun, so can't fucking have that.
>>15922084Ogey
>>15922198Nigga I'm not fucking baiting here. I just get how the psychology of these things goes. If you're not having ANY fun with something, then even beating it isn't going to make you happy, just sorta wearily relieved. I have zero doubts that she'll make it, because Our Boy is a fucking champ. I just see the writing on the wall with the difference in her attitude here and during the NB+. Not everything is a rrat. Take meds.
I don't get it, does it actually affect your jump or just slow you down for a moment?
goddamn this DLC is very punishing
Mori's actually breaking. She wants a real checkpoint but the game won't give it to her
Mori... you already saw where falling from here will take you...
>>15922282it slows your jumps and kills your momentum you won't know until you fuck up the last minute
WE ALMOST FOUND THE BOIS
dang man, shes cute.
Final deadbeat mention???
Actually a kinda sick freestyle. Has she been writing some bars behind the scenes?
>she's not having fun>feels good enough to raphaters btfo
>>15922265Mostly agreed. But hey, she’s having a bit of fun right now. The theme is giving her a little more energy and she’s freestyling.
>>15922441She's probably close to reaching platformer zen at this point
"Fuck you I'm gonna keep rapping"
mori PLEASE respond to literally ANY FUCKING COMMENT ASIDE FROM THE ONE SINGULAR GUY SAYING SOMETHING NEGATIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE LOVING THIS STUPID BITCH
area after this is even worse
who the fuck told her to stop rapping was it (you)?
how is she so perfect bros
Today's lesson: if you want Mori to keep doing something, tell her it's boring and lame.
Freestyling is her copium, that's pretty sick she just got herself motivated again by freestyling lol
>>15922492She just wanted an excuse to rap, anon
>>15922265Guac
>>15922561Giving ONLY negative comments attention just encourages MORE negative comments.
>>15909971Sometimes coming here only leads to pain
>>15921556>not getting drunk and then getting into brawl
Shotacon Mori...
>>15909971Out of all the words that you could say to me...
Kari-chan kakkoi
The track and the progress are re-energizing her! She's back!
>>15922591BasedTime to light a fire under this bitch's assLiterally asking for it
>wake up>see mori>decide to post in chat>she reads my commentWE ARE
>EYYY YOU DEMONS LIKE RAP?UNO
>>15922730>YOU WANNA DO A CYPHER REAL QUICK>FUCK THE BABE, WE CAN JUST HANG
>>15922716that was you congrats
sounding out her audience to find out if rapping demons are cool
She unironically thinks smoking makes you look cool, doesn't she....?
>>15922861They are indeed kakkoi.
Nay... perhaps?
>>15922861it's a view number test
Seriously, I reiterate- the stopped time zone REALLY should have been a cathedral-esque checkpoint.
>>15922886cause it doesstill a shit habit tho
Mori you don't have the big, stop it, it's getting kinda sad. Only the jps have them.
>>15922889Good analogy. Demon is trying too hard to look cool and edgy and will never ascend
>>15922953its so gross irl but its cool as hell in film or anime or whatever, undeniable
>Mori Poll
that's 2/2 comments read. I'm going to stop posting in chat now. im scared.
>>15922940whelp instead fuck you and the area after this is even worse! Final one can send you to the bog!
>>15923013don't worry. She often replies to my questions I was the one who brought up the costume
>>15923024I don't think that's possible. The two sides are totally blocked at different zones. The left is blocked at Molding Manor and the right is blocked at Time Stop.
>>15922912That kinda got me. These demons saying modern things in ye olde tongue
>>15922953Can't see it from that viewpoint at all seen way too many cadavers of smoker's lungs
>>15922994Cigars can have good taste though
>>15922994>never grew up around smoking>sort of enjoy the smell of it though>occasionally consider smoking>never startedAn occasional cigar is fine, but smashing through packs of cigs a day is your ticket to a bad timeLike anything, getting addicted is bad but occasional enjoyment is fineSelf-control is key
>>15923066Interesting note: The whole "ye olde" thing is because English once had a letter called a "thorn," which was pronounced "th." It was often printed with a stylized y. "Ye olde" is actually just "The old"
would you eat Mori's shorts?
>>15923083But cigars can also give you oral cancer uncle never touched a cigarette but smoked cigars normally and died of it
>>15923142I would eat Mori's cooking, her pussy, and her dust in Mario Kart. But I would not eat any articles of her clothing.
>>15923112niggas read about biblically-accurate angels one time and it becomes the second item on their new list of fun facts after Thorn.
STOPI AM SO TIRED OF CAT HOUSEFUUUUUUCK I HATE THIS ZONE WITH A BURNING PASSIONEVERY TIME SHE GETS HERE SHE STAYS FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES
this game is so painful. I loathe that I cant be there to comfort her in person after the stream.
>>15923204Don't worry bro, I got you. I'll fuck her extra tender for both of us.
>>15923189I get to hear Mori talk about cats more, so I'm completely fine with this
>>15923215you arent in japan anymore either; kiara
>>15923157Doing it in moderation is always the key
The only way to get her to stop playing jk is to let her know that she doesn't have the bug and that the low numbers are real. People aren't interested in jk anymore. It's kinda sad though how she's a numberfag yet none of her favorite games are buff games
>>15923095I mean you don't even inhale a cigar so just that alone makes it way healthier than smoking cigarettes, plus you only smoke them occasionally, no one smokes like 20 cigars a day. They fucking stink though and make your breath stink even worse than cigs do.
>>15923277>I'll fuck huh extra tendah fah bofe of us
>>15923322the rarity with cigars has to be even more rare than cigs as cigs contain fewer chemicals
>>15923284Unironically why weed is even less dangerous than cigars, it doesn't have an addictive substance (nicotine) in it
>>15923277>implying that it's kiara
>>15923367Then why is everyone I know who smokes it addicted to it?
oh, the usual schizo got triggered
>>15923319Wym? 5k is actually a decent number atm.
>>15923390Damn, that's a cute Ina palette swap.
>>15923418report, don't engage, it's the usual concernschizo, he always derails the thread with more and more number rambling
>>15923418She's not affected by the bug so it's pretty low. Kiara got 5k playing deathloop and ina got 7k on a multi pov marika collab.
The cat tower is actually harder for her than the phantom tower. It really did become the new poison village
>Have I not been good enough?God Yes thats the fucking shit I've been missing
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I HATE CAT HOUSE I NEED MY MEEEEEEEEDS
>>15923509The small lantern jumps are pretty painful
WELCOME TO HELL!!
>>15923365I woulda thought it'd be the opposite for some reason.>>15923367Tell that to a Brit or just Europeans in general, we rarely smoke blunts like the yanks do. Also weed is psychologically addictive af, just not physically addictive.
>>15923509>She'll be forever traumatized and can never look at her own cats without getting ptsd
>>15923607I wanna be traumatized by Mori's pussy
>>15923462Not a schizo. I'm just saying. Mori's got it wrong. She's been dropping polls thinking that her low numbers are due to the bug and that she could've gotten 3-4 times than her ccv just like the holox girls. Problem is that the bug's not affecting her or most EN girls. I just don't want her to feel bad. It's not the bug, it's the game.
>>15923462lol stfu you over dramatic cunt
how the fuck can she get the tower but not the house of nine lives? I love this woman so much
>>15923473She's not affected by the bug? Well I didn't know that.
Is she feeling down from the poll? Maybe she expected it to be 3x more just like the jp girls?
>>15923473the fuck are you talking about? she still got >100% engagement in the first poll, in fact it went up to 200%
>numberschizolmao
I JUST WANT OUT OF FUCKING CAT HOUSE FOREVER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M TIRED OF HEARING MEOWS I'M TIRED OF THIS MUSIC I'M TIRED OF HER SLIPPING ON THESE LAMP TESTICLES I'M TIRED I'M TIRED I'M TIRED
>>15923665>Do you like croutons>12,000+ votes Uh huh
>>15923720Yes she is. The EN girls have been effecred by this shit for over a year. They've been hit less hard by the new shit than the JP girls but they've still been effected and the shit from last year still hasn't been resolved
>>15923720Yeah, go lurk in the numbers thread. You can clearly see the patterns of chuubas with the bug. The main sign is getting s high number of people in the waiting room only to never get above that number during the stream or taking hours to get there.Mori got more viewers than her waiting room in just a few minutes. She doesn't have the bug
so you guys wanna post some cute Moris? or cute Opes?
Filterbeats...
>>15923691The lanterns are actually the antithesis to her playstyle. Normally she feels out jumps by repeatedly throwing herself at it and bouncing back when it's short. Hitting the lamps causes you to lose all your momentum with no bounce back so you have to get it right the first time or you're going down a few screens.
>>15923893Hit us with some Opes please
>Weird tangent about getting "filtered" because she works for a company>It came from a grayname trying to make a "haha you have voice filter and are a guy" joke
>>15923893Ope time
>>15923764100% engangement has been a thing since last year retard, this one is different. See this? This is one minute in>>15923827And how long did it take to get there? You know the poll counts users churn after a while right?All I'm saying is that she shouldn't focus too much on the polls. She doesn't have what the jps and ids have>>15923828That bug and this current bug are different. Picrel.Last cull was nowhere near as bad as this
>>15923893
>>15923828>>15923847Well it seems no one truly knows apart from Susan herself. Anyways I'm off to watch mumei play MK, watching Mori obsessively play this shit game got boring a long time ago.
>>15923969Cute Ope practicing gun safety.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK CAT HOUSE I WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15924001See you next week.
>Noooooooooo let me upMakes me want to bully her pinning her down
>>15923893Why not both?
>>15924001No one asked autismo
>really suckywoh
I think this area is starting to wear her down
I'm starting to think it might be faster for Mori to actually write out how long to hold each jump in the cat place.
>>15924001Based hoobeat watching the stream he enjoys
silver linings at least this isn't' the bog
>>15924212Whore or casual you mean?Having an oshi means you prioritize her over other chuubas no matter what.This thread is full of newfags, tourists, DDs and casuals now...
what time is it in jakarta?
>>15924239I'd rather the bog. The bog is quiet. I just want these fucking cats to catch plague and die.
>>15924285Indog here, it's 3PM
>>15924257You do you autistchama
Morippi you can just take a stretch break...
This is one of the few times I'd say a break is actually warranted, she's actually gone completely silent from anger, not focus
>>15924378We would've never had this kind of discussions back in /jp/ before ホロライブ became a thing. Normies really do ruin every hobby
>>15924390she's too invested now she can't stop sadly as much as I want her to I can clearly tell she's worn out
Rare real anger Mori
>>15924480>>15924456Ya its been 5 hours she can stop now.
>>15924480>I can clearly tell she's worn outReally? Wow you're like so in tune with her do you have the same cycle?