/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: happy new year!!

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
12 Days of Christmas, HoloEN cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA
Target for Love Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY
holoEN Ochame Kinou: soon!

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER×GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B09NP6WR8T

Previous thread: >>15645492

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>>15659751
holoEN Ochame Kinou: https://youtu.be/uFJHdT_ie9U

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Happy new year chumbies

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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Look at my non retarded wife!!!

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Goop goop cute!
And happy new year!

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>>15660111
They probably just animated Nacho's art assets for this withous using ghe rig.

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>>15660111
>Gura 2.0 ireal.png
how stupid do you have top be

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>>15660111
if Gura 2.0 actually has bottom teeth i will boycott Cover till the end of time

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is there an archive of the myth debut threads?

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I've been drunk for 12 hours I think it's about time to lose consciousness. Night buddies.

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>>15660152
why would they give her bottom teeth that are very barely visible just for the sake of making the MV tho?

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Happy new year ladies and gents.

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>>15660462
Yeah, I think a few different places have the /jp/ archives from then

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Qn actual child
T u T

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Alright, I need to sleep now too. I've been awake since last year. Huhaha,

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They gave the best lines in that cover to Ina and Ame, why? It was meh

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What is she going to do with the shrimps we made. I SLAVED for MINUTES with mine!

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>>15660988
Yeah, I was definitely a bit disappointed at how short Gura's solo part was, but at least it sounded pretty good overall.

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>>15661001
eat them

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>>15661001
Yeah, I'm never gonna get those 5 minutes in Paint back. How dare you, Gura.

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>>15660988
I dunno, I liked that when I hear Gura it’s her saying “I love you” and “kiss me”

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>>15661065
YEAH!
I propose a strike, until we get our milliseconds of fame!

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We'll see Gura on Monday or Tuesday. I'm not expecting a stream this weekend.

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>>15660111
Autism

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I’m happy Council is here.
Gura likes to plan collab at the last minute and it’s difficult to get Myth on a short notice while Council is more ok with it.
She has a great chemistry with them too.

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Gurass

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>>15661354
Me too. I know Bae can be grating for a lot of people but I’m really glad she could make it. Her realizing them before Fauna and Kronii figured them out really added to it

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>>15660111
>>15660316
I actually like the bottom teeth, as long as they are subtle, and only really show with a full toothy grin

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Reminder that Gura said she was listening to ASMR videos yesterday to learn how to do it. She’s going through her confidence training arc

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Lol. They gave Gura the shortest line in that cover. Fucking retarded nips.

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i miss my sharkwife

i hope she's getting lots of rest and taking care of herself

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>>15660111
I felt something was off while watching it. At the moment I thought I was just too intoxicated but, damn, rigger hate.

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>>15660111
Shin's rigging is so bad they couldn't even use it as a base for the MV.

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I’m going to fuck Gura’s mom

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>>15660930
Will uoh-ing at this get me on an FBI list

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>>15662095
timestamp?

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Why is Gura

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Where's the fucking Mama Shark art?

>>15662400
Anon they've been favoring Gura on both 12 days of Christmas and Country Roads (where she's basically 80% of the song). Let others shine.

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>>15663131
You're already on the list anon.

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>>15663137
https://youtu.be/vlafJgBMrYk?t=43m24s

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Love my shork, cute as all hell and trying her best! Love her friends for coming to play on New Year's and keeping Gura company!

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>>15660930
Please tell me she's at least 13.

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>>15663834
Yes Gura

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>>15663834
God I wish I could. I'd do it all day everyday.

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Good morning, I love Gura

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>>15663834

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>>15660930
I always wondered why Gura cosplayers looked like shit until now, they weren't children

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This thread was unreasonably good last night. Do baitposters all have social lives or something?

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>>15664528
Maybe they got wasted, also Gura’s stream was way too good for them to shitpost about anything. I’m sure they’ll crawl out when she takes today off but eh

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>>15664528
At least one of them was there, but he didn't get any attention other than mockery and a 3 day vacation.

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>>15664574
Well, let's just horny post about the suspiciously short cosplayer then, while things are good.

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>>15660930
Please tell me there is more???

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>>15664752
https://twitter.com/deer_piggy/media
she looks kinda weird without a mask but catshark is good too

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>>15664832
Green really isn't her color.

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>>15664832
Oh, it's an adult.
I was worried about my boner for a sec.

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Damn

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>>15664528
The baiters were still trying pretty hard, people were just doing a lot better with not replying

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>>15665023
Cute feet

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>>15665006
Yeah she's an adult but 155cm tall, just below the average height of a 13yo girl, which is why the proportions look so.. Uoh..

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>>15665023
The plushy is kinda ugly, aside from that she is going to be the first picture I cum to this year

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>>15665023
Reminder that Gura is still supposed to be 14 cm shorter than this…

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>>15665228
The plushie is just a Blahaj with Bloop eyes stuck on I think

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>>15664528
ban is 3 days now across all boards so..

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>>15665023
UOOOOOH

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>>15665023
Guess I'm going to Hong Kong

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>>15660930
Legs...

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This brat literally looks like a doll...

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>>15665573
This one is kinda creepy.

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>>15665130
True, there was that one guy that brought up Calli's live viewers

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>>15666022
I think he also compared Ame's live viewers during the unarchived karaoke relay to Gura's when it was a blank waiting screen, pretty desperate

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how is this even allowed?

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>>15660930
Cute as heck, but can't uoooohhh at this because she looks 9.

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gura has given me a gills fetish and i will never forgive her..

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>>15663834
I want to kiss this shark-toothed girl.

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>>15666318
damn female brat...

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>>15666318
>>15666437
Uncensored
https://files.catbox.moe/9bxyxv.png

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>>15666318
I love when artists give her gills

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Good morning chumbuds, I am horny

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>>15666564
That facial expression...

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>>15666657
same desu

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Look at this fucking mesugaki, she needs correction immediately

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>>15660111
Ochame Kinou Gura looks better, her teeth don't just vanish half the time. Takes some getting used to, though.

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Is gawrl garbonzola ded?

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full myth collab next week

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>>15666790
I'm going to tonic immobility her!

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kiara is going over her clips from her tweet right now

do you think there's a chance gura does the same today?

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>>15666853
And it sounds like its Worms!

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>>15666790
Honestly, I'd fuck an actual shark nowadays.

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>>15666831
Nyo silly

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>>15666955
I’m expecting Gura to rest after yesterday

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>>15666831
Soon if you keep up this shit

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>>15666955
no, gura's felt like a weird management project, that tweet also appeared at the same time as botan's and both haven't been mentioned, so they must have something in common

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>>15666790
I'll be more than happy to correct this brat.

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Mamashark sounded like a total mesugaki.

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>>15667176
mesubaba*

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I want to do things to masu.mama...

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>>15667333
Mesu*.mama

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I want mosu mama to do things to me

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i think mesumama's daughter and my moms son would make a very cute couple

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>>15667494
As this chumbuds brother I agree, me and Gura would make a cute couple

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>>15667494
Are we breeding IVs?

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Gura is probably not streaming today, right?
Not mad tho

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>>15667176
This desu. Her mom sounds like redneck cunny

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>>15667781
Probably not.
She deserves some rest.

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>>15667792
Based and breedable, 600h non stop.

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After Fauna joined it was a blast, until kronii joined. Kronii always kills any fun that is going on.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxZvTkb7j-clw6GTs2yvEoI0K2MdNXtOzl

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Dude I want to cum inside Gura, so bad

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>>15668626
She was made for it.

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>no art of mama shark or smol gura dancing yet

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>>15666955
the only reason to ask about this shit is to have something to ask about. nobody, and i mean absolutely fucking nobody, cares whether gura ever works on the fucking clip compilation.

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>>15668197
Shit taste. Gura is always great with Kronii.

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>toothbrush and a big oversized robe.
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxbed5IxO1Dud7RNPdIlQwzKkVO_2tAwUm

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>>15669115
Fuck off, kronii, despite being SEEEX material, she is tiresome to watch.

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Fuck, why did Gura decide to make me an uohh poster

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She just wants to kill billions, like Marie Rose does on /v/

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>>15669217
She knows how to move her hips...
I want to believe she is an unicorn, but her rocking her hips like that...

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>>15669279
>but her rocking her hips like that
I guess the Gawr gif was accurate...

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>>15668197
Kronii on her own is quite boring, but her and Gura have a good dynamic

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https://twitter.com/AoiSora_3D/status/1477326000094871554
>not smol

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>>15669344
Go back, kronie.

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>>15669317
So accurate it hurts, she does pick daddies at the playground and help them loose their frown.
And I'm not one of them.

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>>15669436
It’s just wiggly dancing

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>>15669436
This should cheer you up chumbie

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>>15669436
She's a siren, she only uses her charms to lead men to their doom

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>>15669492
I have come several times today, don't do this to me.

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>>15669436
>>15669495
She can't keep getting away with this!

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>>15669561
RAPE CORRECTION UUOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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>>15669540

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>>15669615
We’re gonna see Gura do this for real

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https://twitter.com/dumplingshirara/status/1477338738715881472
Gen 3 soon

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>>15669615
AAAAAHHHHHHH HERE I COOOME

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>>15669639
She's going to kill millions of chumbuds. It'll be less competition but we'll lose some comrades.

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>>15669190
Stay filtered then. Gura enjoys spending time with Kronii and I enjoy watching their antics.

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>>15669495
Would you let Gura drag you down into the icy depths for a kiss?

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>>15669662
>>>/vt/global

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>>15669719
nta Yes.

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>>15669733
>Telling someone to post off topic in global too
You're just as bad as him.

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>>15669760
Wrong.

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>>15669760
i really don't care what thread he shits up as long as it isnt this one

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>>15669719
Imagine Gura popping her cute little head up from the water and asking for a "kish", as you lean over and she takes your head in her hands her eyes turn red, she flashes her sharp teeth and drags you down to the bottom of the ocean with her, how great would that be?

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Aikotaba III crossed 2.5m I think yesterday since it usually gets around 3k views a day. Seems underrated to me, mostly because it recontextualize the song for myth as a whole in the animation while most covers are about singing ability instead of reinterpreting the original song.

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What?

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Are you chumbies behaving today?

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if goop goop doesn’t stream today i’m going to hurt myself and those around me

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>>15670551
No balls.

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>>15670551
At leas stream it.

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>>15670551
real goop goop poster would never say this.

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>>15670237
No >:)

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>>15670551

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>>15670551
i didn't make this post if goop goop doesn't stream today i'll just be sad about it a little btw does anyone know if she's going to stream today

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>>15671135
i doubt it

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>>15669279
She was following Aki's instructions, anon.

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>>15665520
This artist must really hate Kiara.

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why is gura looking at me like that

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>>15671356
CORRECTION

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>>15671356
>she sees your dick

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>>15671356
she wants to sniff your balls

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>>15671356

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Look at this groovy shark dance, she's the best.

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When I see the retarded interactions other EN members have with each other on Twitter, it makes me kinda grateful Gura doesn't partake in it

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Im having a really hard time determining her mom's accent, she only says a couple words at a time

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>>15671672
atlantean

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>>15671672
ok

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>>15671653
I love this stream, when Gura gets her real 3d model she is going to slay some people. God what a sexual brat.

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>>15671657
why does it seem like she likes council better

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>>15671657
Fuck you I want to see or hear as many thoughts from Gura’s brain as humanly possible

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>>15672029
i wish i could give up my existence and become part of gura's consciousness

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>>15671653
I hope the tail on her offficial 3d model is half as smooth as this

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>>15672066
>posts choppy gif

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>>15671982
because she gets on with them better than myth, excepting Mori

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>>15672111
I have come.

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>>15672113
i don't like mori

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>>15671982
Because Myth were sort of forced together, whereas Council and Myth were given more breathing room to allow natural friendships to form. Out of Myth I think she gets along with Calli the best. I genuinely think Ame and Gura irritate each other now. Kiara is bitter towards her for her success. Ina is just very quiet and hard to make conversation with. I also think she enjoys being senpai, often during the Myth collabs she would get spoken over or straight up ignored by the rest, not intentionally, but she didn't seem to have the confidence to speak up. As senpai she's much more free to banter with Council.

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>>15671335
You don't?

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>>15671335
You are a niggerfaggot if you don't.

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>>15672284
ame shouldn't have been so rude to gura

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>>15671982
>why does it seem like she likes council better
The only people in Myth Gura ever seemed close to were Mori and Ame, and recently Ame has been pretty distant with Gura too, not sure if something happened between them off stream but they haven't got the same dynamic they used to, so Gura has turned to Council who all seem to like and respect her, Fauna, Kronii and Mumei especially.

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>>15672284
Good rrat, the among us Collab was painful to watch as Gura was unable to speak over Ina and Ame when she was accused the first two times on the 3rd round (I think)

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>>15672408
ame is really terrible

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Hope I didn't waste time remaking a soundpost someone already did.

https://twitter.com/AoiSora_3D/status/1477326000094871554

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>>15672408
The rrats about gura sperging on Ame's DMs are starting to make sense.

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>>15669317
Gura has spent time trying to copy that gif and that is the cutest and hottest thing.

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>>15672425
The first time it was apparent to me was in an old Minecraft collab when Gura found the desert temple and tried telling everyone 4 or 5 times before she gave up and explored it alone

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>>15672441
>ame is really terrible
She used to be my second fave, but the ironic hatred of her own fanbase started to make me think it wasn't so ironic and she actually does have a great deal of contempt for vtuber fans lol

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>>15664528
>good
It was pretty dogshit like usual to me

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>>15672475
Same. Then it just kept happening.

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Meeting my wife's mother made me nervous, but it was fun.

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>>15665023
Seriously the best cosplay Ive ever seen of her.
And this girl is very likely over 18, just some asian girls look very young

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>>15672475
My own personal rrat was that management told Gura not to speak over other member in collabs so as not to outshine them any more than she already was with her huge sub growth

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>>15672597
That would explain her being way more confident in Council collabs..

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>>15672597
> not to speak over other member in collabs so as not to outshine them any more than she already was with her huge sub growth
I think it's more likely that Gura thought that herself, due to feelings of guilt about being the most popular member

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>>15672663
she probably feels really bad about that first amongus collab

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>>15668197
I feel both Kronii and Fauna try way too hard to play into keyfabe while the girls in Myth more casually discuss their real lives.
I noticed it a lot in that stream, gets kinda annoying

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>>15672745
Council in general care more about being a character than Myth does.

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>>15669279
I can do it too, what does that say about me?

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>>15672663
This, one of the reasons she is streaming less is because she doesn't want to hurt council views and growth.

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>>15672475
The good old days. They just don't make streams like they used to.

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>>15672781
You are a whore, anon.

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>>15672745
Fauna is natural in her keyfabe, kronii is the one forcing it.

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>>15672783
I think she’s just streaming at a pace she feels comfortable with, it has nothing to do with anyone else

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>>15671672
It was a really bad idea to bring her mom on. Were going to get non-stop doxxfags snooping her mom like this now anytime she comes on stream

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>>15672882
Fuck off, it wasn't that bad compared to debut days.

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>>15672783
What a retarded take

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>>15672983
>take
https://reddit.com/r/Hololive

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I love goop goop

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>>15672999
>Defending a retarded position
you're where you belong

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What can I SC Gura to not get her to bring her mom on again?

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>>15673088
By me.

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>>15673122
Fuck off already faggot.

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>>15673122
You would need to do so in USD, sorry SEA friend.

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>>15673125

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>>15672678
Gura goes around her house just pressing her naked cunny on chairs and her bedsheets.

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DAMN.

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>>15672882
its not a big deal she has a common accent

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I dunno why I keep laughing at this.

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>>15673117
>i am on 4chan/vt/
Yes, now go back go reddit.

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damn already ban evading from last night

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>>15673231
ouh

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>>15673280
because its fucking stupid and perfectly fitting for Gura.

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>>15672425
I had autoplay on and the next thing that played was highlights of the among us collab. It got to the part where ame said she changed her story and I got so fucking annoyed.

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>>15673280
It's a top 17 Gura stream moment for sure.

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>>15673530
whats #16

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>>15673568
>>15673530

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>>15673585
What stream is that from?

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>>15673509
Nobody was paying attention to Gura, they were amazed by Ina speaking up.

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they HATE each other!!!

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>>15673641
One of her early Dead By Daylight streams

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>>15673568
whats NUMBER FIFTEEEEN

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>>15673509
>getting angry at watching people play amogus
You may have terminal autism anon

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Its gotten to the point where I love Gura so much that I dont even have sexual thoughts.. I just wanna be with her and hold her and talk with her.
I havent even jerked off in 4 days now

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>15674002
Burger king foot lettass...

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>>15674188
You need to fix that and fap to Gura's dancing immediately.

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>>15674188
I jerk off, just not to Gura, she's for pure thoughts only

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GUBA!

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>>15674275
Her dancing made me cry instead of making me hard

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>>15674349
I know that was a kick but it's funny to imagine that as how she walks.

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I'm hungry chumbros

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>>15674464
snoot

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>>15674464
the nose knows

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>>15672408
>>15672441
Didn’t Ame imply in her stream yesterday that the reason she hasn’t visited Gura is due to health system issues? Maybe Ame knows something council doesn’t know yet.

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>>15674531
>watching Ame's stream yesterday
Welcome teamate

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>>15674311
I only jerk off to Gura, and only once a week. It feels much healthier and more satisfying than random stuff every day, for me.

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>>15674531
Is gura terminal?
Is this why she has love bombed us this month?

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>>15674753
It's terminal cuteness

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>>15674775
How dare you make me think that was cunny

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished my daily prayer
Have you been praying to Gura, anon? You should be.

[Anonymous No.]

You are equivalent to gossiping housewives

[Anonymous No.]

Have mio read the fortunes of everyone yet? If so, what's gura's?

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>>15663834
They gave her the best lines

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>>15675127
only jp this year
others have to request

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>>15675101
we know

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>>15675201
understandable but still makes me sad

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>>15674753
I now remember how Gura used to talk about discoloration in certain body parts….

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>>15675309
Urge to concern is rising

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>>15675309
Stress can affect you like that.

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>>15663834
They always do. Chumbuds are lucky

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WHY DIDNT GURA WANT TO TELL US SANTA GAVE HER A TOOTHBRUSH CHUMKEKES

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>>15672461
You mean complete fabrications based on literally nothing?

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>>15675539
All the energy drinks and Diet sodas took a toll on her teeth….

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>>15675539
She's embarrassed. I don't know why, it's cute.

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>>15668197
You could tell they were all slowly going insane waiting for bae to show up, but they were great once they got going

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ohayou

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My wife is awake, schedule soon lol

[Anonymous No.]

huh I didn’t even expect activity today

[Anonymous No.]

shark activity spotted

[Anonymous No.]

What is she holding?

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>>15675857
Spanking paddle

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There's a shark in the water!

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>>15675857
new years paddle thing from some traditional game im too drunk to rememeber

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i almost went to bed
now have to sit for at least 2 hours incase another sudden members whatever pops up
i miss schedules

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>>15675857
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagoita

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>>15675877
Which is why she's so embarrassed looking, as she's offering it to you

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my hard-working sharkwife is gonna stream for us today even though she had a really intense day yesterday

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Samegaki teasing her ass again...

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>>15675923
Love when she likes the nopan art

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Well, she retweeted the Ochame Kinou which looks like it might hit 1 million in a little over a day, maybe. If it does, that should place it in 3rd place on fastest hololive cover/ original songs list to hit 1 million. Also, retweet so stream, maybe? I wouldn't expect her to stream after the busy day she had yesterday. If she doesn't stream today, at the earliest, I expect monday and schedule since she needs to set up time for that Mario Kart tournament and not many people in her audience would know the time when that starts.

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>>15675923
She knows we like her butt

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>>15675882
>he is drunk
>i am drunk
WE ARE

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>>15659751
sex
no wait, rape

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>>15675882
>>15675978
anons.......

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How does it feel to be attracted to a literal gnome chumkeks

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I got really bored during a meeting and just opened up mspaint and started drawing goop goop on my laptop
the guy next to me noticed but never said anything about it

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>>15676155
uoh

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>>15676155
Oh gnyome

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Gooood morning sunshine

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>>15676155
really aroudsed

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>>15676155
Is that what Ame meant by gnome secrets?

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>>15676155

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Is Gura gonna stream today?

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>>15676241
Yes.

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>>15675857
IF we get a stream today or tomorrow this will be the thumbnail art

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>>15676155
Tags: midget

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>>15667077
cute minecraft lore.

goombah and reine being forced to "reconcile" in the bunkeronni (see foxes) while koronii admires at herself in the mirror and mumie watch from behind the bush.

that artist was doing some solid work

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>>15676309
With activity it’s higher than 0% but I won’t expect anything until I see a frame

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>>15674402
same, just like this

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Time to rewatch the stream. I was so blasted I think I may have missed some critical cute moments.

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>>15676392
>mumei likes to watch
People like to say her viewers are cucks, but in reality, she's the cuck

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>>15676690
Who cares.

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>>15676690
unironically imagine your oshi's roomate not only having a boyfriend, but having a boyfriend that fucks other girls in front of her

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>>15676748
You replied, so obviously you do.

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>>15676797
Fair enough.
>>15676839

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Who was the artist for the art in the thumbnail?

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Gura alive

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>>15676938
another day of successfully not slipping and falling in the shower

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>>15676913
Go browse her art hashtag, retard.

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>>15676913
You think Gura actually watched that anime, or did she just use it because she thinks it's cute and funny?

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>>15677116
What anime?

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>>15677116
Cute and funny, though I think she'd love the show

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I hope we get another anime watchalong soon. I think something like Hinamatsuri would be perfect. Short, funny, entertaining, and we'd get some good uoh's.

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>>15677136
leave

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>>15677136
Tiny Senpai (OL edition)

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>>15677188
that's a weird name

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>>15677259
most anime have weird names

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>>15677016
>ask a simple question
>chumbud acts like an asshole
Can't say that I'm surprised

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>>15677341
Good

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>>15677178
As much as it hurts me I know the real reason she didn't go with Nichijou is because it had 26 episodes

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gura should do a samurai champloo watchalong

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>>15677188
>>15677233
>this shit aired in 2021
>>>/a/

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>>15677461
Yeah I think ~12 episodes is the max for her. She just doesn't seem to like streaming the same thing multiple schedules in a row (except maybe minecraft)

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>>15677461
I at least know she will watch it on her own, and my /a/ heart is happy for that.

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>>15677514
Gura should use Samurai brand shampoo

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>>15677461
Nichijou isn't the kind of show that you give a shit about finishing, dumb reason.

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>>15677703
Retard.

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>>15677703
Her chat would constantly be screaming at her to finish it if she stopped partway through and she knows it. Don't be stupid.

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>>15676913
https://twitter.com/ikalsaurus/status/1473886800972189700?t=3-ywK6kZzygp7Cd-xgqidg&s=19

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>>15664832
>is actually an adult
UOOOH

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>>15664832
She is uoh material.

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https://twitter.com/hidanedane/status/1476848117987540995
Suck it.

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>>15678024
Gladly.

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>>15678024
I want to dream of this. Is there any way to induce a specific dream?

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>>15678024
uoh

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>>15678024
Shion gets to all the time

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>>15678223
UOH

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Reminder that Gura is my wife, you all better back off.

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>>15678455
Reminder that I made this post. Thank you.

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>>15678496
Sorry I really like talking to myself

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>>15678455
>>15678496
>>15678523
All me.

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>>15678523
Ah, yes.

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>>15678704
Indeed, aaall me.

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>>15678704
Alright, last one, I can't help myself. But anyone that replies after me is lying and isn't me, Gura's husband.

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>>15678024
Here's the not-quite-uncensored version
https://files.catbox.moe/ac5t04.png

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>>15678788
Disregard that, this is my actual last post.

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>>15678824
I don't see the point in uncensoring it, but thanks.

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>>15678824
>those balls
I'd suck her cock.

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If gura farted really loudly on stream would she private the vod

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>>15679043
She would immediately end the stream, private the vod, then half an hour later unprivate the vod

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>>15679043
She'd power through it. Everybody farts chat! Shut up chat! Yeah yeah shut up.

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>>15679148
Imagine the smell...

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>>15679043
she'd pretend it was the game or a soundboard

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>>15679103
>thinks fart jokes are funny
>cant take pride in her own "jokes"
gur...

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>tfw Gura soulfully sings a sad song

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>>15679183
All I want is to stick my face deep in her sharkbutt on a hot summer day with her AC out after she's done a 3 hour VR stream and eaten nothing but ice cream and candy for a day and just let out a wet, nasty brap and SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF

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I hope Gura gets some good rest today

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>>15679654
She's earned it

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Apparently Gura, Ina, Kiara, and a 4th person are having a Disney Minecraft collab at some point

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>>15679785
The fourth person is me

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>>15679785
>Disney Minecraft collab
whats that

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>>15679826
my name is walter elias disney and i wrote this post

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>>15679842
They go around the server filling DMCAs in the name of the mouse.

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>>15679842
I think Disney made a minecraft world as a promotional thing or someone. Some other holos have streamed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ups1nPbRDS4

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Did Kiara not do a clip stream? I don't see it on her channel.

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>>15680080
wrong thread but, like... read her twitter

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>>15679955
Oh yeah I think Sora did it? It's mc replica of magic kingdom

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>>15680080
Some of the clips had DMCA stuff. Kinda surprised Gura didn’t get hit with anything when she did the Gawr Gura Experience watchalong

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>>15676155
Oh gnyome..

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>>15675309
Thats probably a symptom from her Anemia, same as her weakness. I just hope she eats properly, November was scary

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>>15679785
Cute! That should be fun

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kiara hate

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>>15674753
What if her parents had to isolate away from Gura when they visited and that is how Gura somehow snuck in a pizza.

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>>15677461
Im glad she didnt, Nichijou is overrated.
I wanted Lucky Star, I think shed like Konata

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>>15678082
Just think about cocks really really hard. Picture the smell, the taste, the texture while youre going to sleep

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>>15680356
I believe your rrat, Gura.

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>>15680531
he wants to have a wet dream not become a nijifag

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>>15679448
Jesus fuck off. Fartfags are disgusting

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>>15680614
this, fartfags are not even half a step away from turning into scatfags

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>>15680356
She ate a whole fucking frozen pizza herself in a desperate attempt to get some much needed sleep before the Christmas dinner. She didn't want to be gwumpy.
Her heart was in the right place, but dammit this shork might be dum.

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>>15679785
>4th person
Please not bae please not bae please not bae

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>>15680696
>might
She is dumb, do you even watch streams?

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>>15680703
Bae is fine, did you watch the last collab?

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>>15680856
Cuckrrat

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>>15680696
I still dont get how she managed to cook and eat an entire frozen pizza 2 hours before Christmas dinner without anyone in her family noticing. Unless they did and just didnt care

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>>15680912
Now that you mention it, how did she manage that.

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>>15680912
Seems like a very Gura thing to think she was being sneaky but it’s just her mom is used to and loves her weird daughter and didn’t say anything

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>>15680912
a frozen pizza doesn't take that long to cook especially if it was one of those that you keep in the fridge. yeah i know that then makes it not a frozen pizza but i can see her still referring to it as one

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>>15680912
Cooking a frozen pizza takes 20 minutes plus preheat time, allow to cool and scarf it down and it would only be an hour and a half total.

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>>15680833
She's clearly really self conscious about how people make fun of her intelligence. (She's not actually dum)
It makes me not want to tease her about it anymore.

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>>15680912
Probably threw it into the oven next to Christmas dinner, and sneakily took over the responsibility of checking the big meal until the pizza finished.
At least, that makes sense in my head.

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>>15680856
Shes just annoying and unfunny most of the time to me

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>>15680912
She probably lives in a very big house with 2 kitchens or something

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>>15681286
>I don't like thing and therefore nobody else can
what a faggot

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>>15681137
She is actually dumb in some ways and not in others. You can't think of intelligence as monolithic.

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>>15680912
Also she was trying to sleep what was probably around 6pm her time.. what is wrong with this girl

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>>15681137
Eulactupus

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>>15681543
that's not that weird when you have a fucked up sleep schedule like her, compounded by having trouble sleeping frequently

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Are the Groove Coaster earbuds any good for the price or just mediocre and expensive because gura?

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>>15681554
Shes ignorant about random stuff, but that doesnt make her dumb. She has an interest in learning historical and nature related stuff judging by what she tells us, and she can be pretty wise when she gets serious about certain subjects

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>>15681543
Her sleeping schedule should be one of the least weird things about her

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Chumbuds, I'm so worn out, I need rest...

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>>15681575
>you have a fucked up sleep schedule like her
She doesnt though, usually she wakes up early. She even said a couple times she gets up when the sun rises

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>>15681618
based on what i've found, just mediocre and expensive because gura.

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>>15681658
oyasame

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>>15681669
Shame, they're really cute but if they're shit I'm not buying them

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>>15681618
pretty sure this is the base brand
https://cheero.net/earphones_che627/

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>>15681692
i want to emphasize that i'm basing this on frequency response measurements made by a hobbyist with unknown equipment and presented in a language i don't read (though i can read the graph), but they don't look like shit, just mediocre.

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>>15681664
I remember her saying that, while explaining her fucked up sleep schedule, she said she sleeps very late and wakes up very early for a couple days and then just crashes after a couple days usually spending one whole day in bed

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>>15681618
Somebody did an analysis on them here a couple days ago, they're apparently better than raycons. So take that as you will

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>>15681700
Interesting, thanks
>>15681728
>>15681750
I'll keep that in mind, especially since I use raycons right now lmao

[Anonymous No.]

What’re you eating tonight buds?

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>>15681802
assuming that these are substantially identical to the CHE627s that guy measured (which is a realistic but unproven assumption), they should be quite a lot better than raycons, which have a hilariously awful frequency response.

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>>15681746
that sounds like my average work week

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>>15681817
Some "high quality" $3/lb steak

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>>15681817
bean soup and cornbread