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Blessing upon thee and a happy new year /vt/
Confess your sins and Pope Gura V shall forgive you and bless your new year

>> No.15609204
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i sometimes piss in the sink and i don't feel bad about it.

>> No.15609353

>Pope Gura V
nah i don't like this one.
bring back ame or marine

>> No.15609781

>>15609204
Me too

>> No.15609949

>>15609112
Forgive me pope gura for I have sinned.
I'm almost complete with my 7 sins bingo board: vtuber edition.

>> No.15610003

>>15609112
Thank you for coming back, Pope Gura V

>> No.15610214

>>15609204
I don't want to take a shower after masturbating, so I wash my dick with the sink.

>> No.15610242

>>15609112
I don't think I've sinned yet this year, so we're off to a good start

>> No.15610250

I simultaneously play the roles of unicorn and cuckposter, whatever upsets more people at a given time.

>> No.15610460
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>>15610250

>> No.15613956

I don't sub to Sana

>> No.15614278
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15614278

Forgive me Gura i swore on a christian minecraft server, and did not leave when asked me to leave nicely.

>> No.15615271

I do a lot of art and edits for a certain chuuba but she's not even my oshi, she just responds to my stuff the most.

>> No.15616208

I was going to make my first post this year be an effortpost or at least a positive post, but while browsing for a suitable place, I saw a bait thread and on a reflex ended up mindlessly replying to it.

>> No.15616424

I use my oshi to fulfill my unrequited high school love. I haven’t liked a women this much since then

>> No.15620217

I feel bitter at my friends for not inviting me to a New Year's party even though I live halfway across the U.S. from them and most likely wouldn't have attended anyways

>> No.15620384

>>15620217
I'm at a party right now and I really wish I was home watching vtubers.

>> No.15620685
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Forgive me Gura for I have sinned. In choosing to do wrong, and failing to do good I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. It has been a whole thread since my last confession.
I have lustful thoughts of Gura accidentally peeing herself in humiliating places so I can comfort her, and clean her up.

>> No.15620717

>>15616424
I'm in a similar boat anon. I had a high school crush and chasing after her pushed me to progress from hopeless autist to fairly accomplished adult. Even after she turned me dien I still motivated mysekf for years off the hope that if I became good enough then she'd be interested before I accepted the truth and went full doomer. For the last year my oshi has been the main thing pushing me out of my doomerism and apathy. I'm hoping I find a gf at some point who is as fun to be around as my oshi is just because otherwise I'm sure I'll go back to full doomerism

>> No.15625186

>>15609112
I feel like I don't want to watch Holomyth anymore. They are my favorites, but I'm afraid of HolostarsEN being made and ruining EN forever. So I feel like I should cut my losses and prevent further emotional investment. It's hard, because I genuinely enjoy watching them, but I see the writing on the wall and know that the good times are soon behind us.

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My wife Gura is very cute

>> No.15637236

>>15609112 VShojo used to be my favorite girls, Ironmouse and Nyanners got me into chuubas during their indie days, but now I just don’t see the same spark in their streams now that their indie selves had. They feel watered down, bland, and almost somewhat elitist in the sense that they went from a grassroots group of indies to the front of twitch and always and pretty much only collab with cucks like Sykkuno and Ludwig. I feel like the magic of chuubas overall is beginning to fade for me. Corporatism just feels like its taking over the industry.
Friends told me to take meds, and I honestly don’t give a fuck if you guys tell me to as well, I just need to get shit off my chest.
Happy New Year, faggots.

>> No.15646846

>>15637236
Go back to your roots, look for good indies

>> No.15651757

>>15609112
My oshi said she'd replied to every replies under her tweet and she hasn't replied to me.
I'm literally shaking and crying right now.
She didn't reply to her main 3 gachikois so it's probably because she didn't notice the earliest posts.

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>>15609112
us army soldier, was in kabul for the evacuations a few months back,ever since that shitfest ended and we got back to the states ive been thinking of just killing myself in the most painful way possible. honestly this board and holomyth are all i feel really keep me going man, i have nothing but fucking nightmares

>> No.15654134

>>15651757
Good cope. She replied to her gachikois in their dms. Just accept she won't ever notice you and try again next time.

>> No.15654291

>>15609112
I have a crush on Mori and her roommate

>> No.15654347

>>15654291
You're not the first and you won't be the last.

>> No.15654845

>>15609112
My mom's been pretty absent from my life since I was around 8, found out yesterday that she has kidney cancer and goes to surgery next week. I should feel some sort of sadness, but I don't. I feel like shit for my lack of response. I'm usually a very caring person, but I can't fucking bring myself to feel sad for her, it loops back to me beating myself up for my lack of care.
It would be the right thing, the decent thing to do. I should be the better man, set aside my feelings, and be there for her. But I can't.

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>>15609112
Welcome back your excellency. Forgive me for I have sinned. I can no longer keep the faith. Kiara and Mori are good and I can no longer pretend otherwise.

>> No.15656133

a very hard time at the beginning of 2022, i want to stop going to this site so i can enjoy my chuuba in peace. How do i kill myself btw?

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>>15609112
I want to fill Snuffy with babies and I hardly even watch her

>> No.15657067

I lurk this board mostly so I can collect screenshots for a cringe channel in a friend’s Discord server. Holofans fascinate me in a way I have not felt since Brony cringe from the early 2010’s.

>> No.15658590

where's sister marine

>> No.15658697

>>15609112
Whay happened to pope Gjra VI?

>> No.15658724

>>15656269
How big will Snuffy's tits be by the end of 2022?

>> No.15659344

I'm a straight guy who crossplayed in the past at the pressure of some of my friends since I have a pretty twinkish body type. I occasionally post myself crossdressing on trap/femboy threads just for the attention it always gets me because women show no interest in me and I think that I'll die alone.

>> No.15659383

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH I WANT TO STICK MY DICK TO EVERY NIJIMALES, ESPECIALLY YUMEOI AND KUZUHA AGGHHHH WHY THEY'RE LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ASKING TO BE DOMINATED BY HUGE COCK

>> No.15659878

>>15659383
I'm this guy, continuing this confession. I'm the type of guy thats into some shits like women getting ntr'd until she's mindbroken likesome of ORCSOFT stuffs, but overall i also their other stuff like that vanilla gyaru or some cunny hentais and i'm unfazed even for traps/femboys. Yet when i usually faps to Holo girls and other girl chuubas, Nijimales makes me feels something. For example, Yashiro and Kagami has this aura that makes me wants to wife them. I like Yumeoi songs yet i tuned in his RFA streams and that makes me want to ram my dick into his frail stick body. Kuzuha and Kanae is mesugakis i really want to rape until they're mindbroken. Meshya is a trio of whores i'd like to pay them to serve my dick and they will savor my thick baby batter. And the list goes on. Intl branches males are also SEEEEEEEEXXXX. I want to steal Ha Yun from Reimu. I definitely pays Aza to letting me fucks his ass pussy. I want to have comfy and gentle sex with Rai. NIJIMALES SEEEEEEXXXX SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX. Thank you for reading my thirst confession.

>> No.15659944

I actually enjoy most of the posts on this board, even the garbage ones. I truly am irredeemable.

>> No.15660048

>>15659944
Me too anon. Even i am the schizo contributor, seeing this board awakening some adrenaline i got from various shitflinging they have. Even /mlp/ in their heydays didn't do shit like this to me than this board.

>> No.15660330

>>15659344
Just change your body with lifting, twinks really get female attention when they get some muscles

>> No.15660697
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>>15652645
Stay alive Zogbot. Your oshi needs you bro.

>> No.15661271

>>15652645
bro stay a bit longer. If your oshi do something you hate maybe you're free to off yourself i guess.

>> No.15661730

>>15660330
I am decently muscular but have a pretty ugly & masculine face. I look like a character creator fuckup when you made a nice prettyboy body but absolutely messed up the head and just went with it out of frustration

>> No.15661852

>>15609112
I made a superchat with the intention of making my oshi cry. I don't know why I did it. Maybe it was because I was sleep deprived and genuinely mentally ill. The hour before I sent the superchat I never would've agreed with doing it, and the hour after the superchat I thought I was insane and regretted everything, but for the brief period of one hour I for some reason was seized by the idea of trying to make my oshi cry and then kill myself afterwards. My entire life I regret this the most. Not necessarily that the superchat really had an impact, luckily it didn't, but that I for some reason willingly tried to make the only person I love cry.

>> No.15661908

>>15637236
>pretty much only collab with cucks like Sykkuno and Ludwig
Is that normal now? I though big streamers hated vtubers.

>> No.15661911

>>15661730
Haircut or facial hair (well maintained) can usually help with that a bit, or just wear a lot of hats/other things that pull attention away from it.

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My oshi asked when everyone is starting work again and I said that I quit my job.
Except I quit it 6 months ago, I normally just stay quiet when she says things like have a good day at work because I'm ashamed of being a NEET.
I should start looking for the next job already, I still have a decent amount of money but it's only going to be harder if I spend more time unemployed.

>> No.15662157

My oshi and her singing voice fills up a void in my life that no one else has ever filled for 10 years. She has no idea how much she means to me and hopefully I never get drunk enough to blogpost it out in an sc.

>> No.15663902

Bump

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15667214

where is Pope Gura VIII?

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