Permanent English auditions

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I think they are really trying to make HolostarsEN a thing this time around.

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And I think you are trying too hard.

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>>15505761
Why is that?

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>/vt/ thinks
Oh, so its gonna be wrong again

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I'll eat my shorts if Holostars EN actually becomes a thing.

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>>15505731
I wonder how many gems they Olán on doing?

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>>15505794
>>/vt/ thinks
kek, since when?

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>>15505841
This is what I get for phone posting

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this honestly seems like a "we werent going to do sharts but some guy who is massively overqualified sent in an application so we're going to keep this opened permanently to see if we can get a couple more"

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>>15505731
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1253558088692461568
EN auditions always accepted women and men for Hololive and Holostars. They just never did anything with the men.

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Inb4 a thread of nijitards swearing it'll happen so they can fulfill their life long fantasy of saying they watched vtubers when Hololive did something after Nijisanji because they arrived the summer of 2020

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I'm real excited.

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>both male and female can apply
They are gonna add males it’s exactly like last time. If they actually wanted males they’d specifically ask for them.

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>apply for en star
>they offer me a job as a web dev

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>>15505928
I mean Male EN Vtubers coming out of Niji Male Vtubers made a splash is pretty obvious.

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I WILL join and I WILL have sex with Izuru.

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WHERE IS COUNCIL?!

All the homostars are there, but it's only MYTH for EN.

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Good ending: Cover picks fun and chill guys on board, streams having a bro energy especially between them.

Bad ending: Cover just gets popular and cringe people like Nuxtaku.

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>>15506038
We got a live one!

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>>15506083
Just apply as his manager, it works with Mel

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>>15505783
Because there are multiple threads being posted on this board talking about 'holostars en' and no one gives enough of a fuck about normal holostars for it to be anything more than a gay astroturf op by one determined faggot (You).

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>>15506038
I meant aren’t

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>>15506238
you sound a little angry for some reason.

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>>15505731
They'll flop, I believe at the holobrony unicorns.

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>>15506236
Thank you for the idea anon. Time to return to my nihongo reps.

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I'm sure their problem with male auditions is trying to make sure no weird fucking unicorn gachikoi retards try to enter the company.

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>>15506695
Rent free

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Now I want more nepotism, please hire Mumei's boyfriend

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Either they'll hire male idols and make them do male idol things thus cementing them with only women too retarded to do JP or clip reps, because no self respecting EOP male will watch idolshit the way you people do
or they'll hire Twitchbros like Nijisanji and invite a ton of POG TIKTOK BASED ZOOM SHEESH fans to Hololive
Seems good.

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God, I hope we end up getting HoloStars EN. I love Roberu but i don't understand his funny language...

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I hope they hire a bunch of bros who play shooters so Ame can collab with them

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Why would you want to apply for Holostars EN if you're not full homo. You will never be allowed to collab with the females

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>>15507027
Probably because it would be fun and pays handsomely

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>>15507027
Either full homo or so sexually polarizing you become endgame for all and any of your coworkers.

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>>15506083
im not a faggot why do i have a boner

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>>15507027
You can talk to them off screen.

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>>15506073
>Apply for EN Star
>They ask me to do an in person interview
>'b-b-but i don't live in Japan"
>'You do now....Manager-san'
>On my way into Cover HQ, notice theres a corpse dangling from a rope way up in the highest point of the building
>They hand me this on a token and tell me to whip the EN girls into shape

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>>15507027
>Money!

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>>15505731
Please no, don't crush Nijimale, it's their only saving grace

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>>15507027
>Don't get to collab with HoloMyth/Council barring some blue moon event
>Get to collab with Vox and Shu and Olivier plus literally every other vtuber outside the Hololive gates
I'm strangely okay with this, only really feeling true angst on not getting to collab with Mori or IRyS

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>>15507368
Anon please, this is Troon we're talking about here. He'd probably ask Connor, Critikal, and Jerma to join, then when they say no he'd just dart board 5 randos and tell them not to touch his lore or his girls

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>>15505731
I just want more mesugakis

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>>15507368
NOT HOLOFAGS THINKING HOLOSTARS EN WILL OUTSOLD NIJISANJI EN MALES RUMAOO LOOK AT FUCKING HOLOSTARS LIVE VIEWERS ITS ABOUT 500 KEKKWWW

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>>15507027
There are no straight male western vtubers anyways.

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>>15507491
Vtubing intrinsically makes you gay, like being a real estate agent

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>Troon somehow convinced YAGOO this would be a good idea
>YAGOO not being told to bite the leather strip as the only mercy he deserves while he disembowels himself over HoloCouncil
Everything that creature does just burns more the Hololive bridge

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>>15507384
>>Get to collab with Vox and Shu and Olivier plus literally every other vtuber outside the Hololive gates
Uh... anon....that will never happen

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>>15507491
EN Nijien males are all straight

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>>15507684
>Mysta and his egg
Granted that was probably forced, but still

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>>15507736
Mysta just fujobaits, he's made it pretty clear

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How many threads are we going to make about this?

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>>15507890
Until Gura collabs with a male like Connor, thus making this shit seem completely irrelevant

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>>15507659
Why not? Holostars can collab with literally anyone including top male vtuber like Kuzuha. They just can't collab with most Hololive.

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>>15506695
that's always been the issue and that's why basically every star already knew each other before hand, the only one that literally didn't have any connection to anybody prior to joining was Izuru since he was some random teenager that uploaded videos of himself playing guitar

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Can't wait for Anituber cancer like Nux Poopoo or some cringe shit to make it in

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>>15507368
It’s funny because HoloEN males will be more neutered than Hololive EN one joke that’s remotely sexual and they’ll be reprimanded.

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>>15508900
if you can't be funny without relying on cheap sex jokes, you shouldn't be a comedian.

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>do a thing that they've already had for the JP branch for the EN branch so everything lines up and is streamlined across the different language branches
>WOAHHHHHHHHH BIG STUFF COMING GUYS ITS THE ENGLISH MALES

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>>15508944
>Vtubers
>comedians

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>>15506111
Council is a failure

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>>15506111
Burying their dead dogs

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>>15509024
The second part unironically

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>phoneposter
>leddit
sorry

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>>15508018
Holostars JP. HoloEN can barely collab with anyone from the western scene and they have been blocked from collabing with NijiEN multiple times, so a StarsEN would be in the same boat.

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>>15509359
B-b-but! Uh! You guys are just uh getting ahead of yourselves! D:

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>>15509044
hololive are comedians.

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>>15508944
Dilate

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>>15509359
They've said it in all auditions that men can apply and yet no men actually got in lol.

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>>15509024
Feels like they knew what they were doing putting Stars on the audition image though. If they aren't already planning Stars EN I find it hard to believe they aren't at least fishing for auditions to see if it's worth bothering.
There's literally no reason for them to them to go "Hey look, there are males in HoloPro" if they're just going to toss out any male auditions.

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>>15508018
When the fuck did they collab with Kuzuha. Holostars only has 2 venues of collab with Niji
>Roberu's harem and harem associates
>Aruran who actually puts effort into talking to new people instead of letting a harem bring fresh meat to him lile Roberu
Aside from that Kanae sits in Astel and Izuru chats from time to time, but Izuru is an asocial sperg and Astel had to have sex with Kanae in Disney to get a collab.
So no they are not buddybuddy with Niji.

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>>15508018
Even if Kuzuha wouldn't be as approachable, Bonbon, Olivier, and the NijiEN boys are still far better than bouncing the ball at the same 4 other genmates until banishment room forces a graduation

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Let's be honest, if Holostars EN happens they will be better off than the girls since they will have a different manager and not Omega.

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Anons I don't want the good days to end

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>>15505731
>see that nijisanji EN males are doing better than their failure homostars
>want a piece of the cake too

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>>15511699
Tough luck motherfucker. I'm going to be a chill bro anglophone holo and there isn't anything you can do to stop me.

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>>15505794
/vt/ has never been wrong so far.

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>>15510180
Unless he gets transferred to stars en and proceeds to murder their potential. Imagine trying to get into Cuckshed EN when Nijisanji akshually let's you nut inside the female chubas.

Anyone looking to bang their oshi should just do a podcast instead.

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>>15507147

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>>15505731
Five girls + One male leader that's both Talent and PR guy


- Guys with any visible leadership skills will have priority
- Married males get priority
- Males that served in the military get priority

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>>15505731
I will audition and if they actually have male EN Holos, I will become El Grand Creatividado that will mog all Female Holos.

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>>15509359
you might aswell ask if it includes non-binary appllicants. It will, but they wont consider them

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>>15509568
You missed the forest for the trees. Holostars can collab with anyone if they wanted to put the effort into it, their talents are just too autistic to

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>>15511826
Shotgunning every possibility then saying you called it isn't actually getting it right

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>>15505731
There will NEVER be a holostarsEN
You will NEVER be a successful male vtuber
Your favorite vtuber will NEVER think of you as more than part of a group of pathetic losers she has to tolerate to get paid

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>>15511826

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>>15507027
Money and a cushy streaming job

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>>15506695
But Oga got in...

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>>15521665
Shibuya Hal's more successful than your oshi.

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>>15507027
That’s part rrat and part JP. Holostars JP can actually collab with women with no problem but most of them are stillcollab-shy. It’s up to the talents themselves. ENStars wouldn’t be idols and they could cover the the gaps Luxiem couldn’t fill.

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>>15507027
>You will never be allowed to collab with the females

My goal would be to mog them not collab.