/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Next stream - New year endurance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJPwFgKl-c

>Beatani ch.
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
>>15479561

[Anonymous No.]

I love fucking this bear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15499872
Massive dildo edition

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about the bear
https://files.catbox.moe/rm6x61.webm

[Anonymous No.]

i love anomalous raven

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>>15500030

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>>15499872
Archive of the VTuber Beatani's posts:
http://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this fucking bear

[Anonymous No.]

licking bea's dildo clean after use, delicious beaginal fluids

[Anonymous No.]

>>15500165
as she pulls it out it draws a slight vacuum and makes a slurpy sound

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>>15500038
damn bea take your meds

[Anonymous No.]

when did this janny upset happen?

[Anonymous No.]

On the bright side it wasn't sent to her PO box.
Chihiro and her 2 friends would definitely bully Bea after seeing this.

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>>15500526
That's a good point

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>>15500431
huh?
>>15500526
well now we know for next time

[Anonymous No.]

why is she looking at me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15499164
Uploading stuff I have here for archival purposes. If there's stuff I'm missing let me know and I can put it up too, though I'm uploading thaks kakkonto and taiso 1 right now. No guarantees but I'll try to keep them up.
http://clover.club/forum/archive/

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>>15500840
based

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>>15500666
You are going to ride it when she puts it on her belt.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some good vibrators to send her since she doesn't like putting stuff in her holes?

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>>15500840
Shit the karaoke in day3 got nuked on twitch. Did anyone grab it before that happened?

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>>15501246
whens the lovesense stream

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>>15501325
CC turns the tables

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>>15501274
yep

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>>15500840
Actually I recorded it. I was just looking at the wrong file. I need to do my computer organizing reps.

>>15501589
Thanks for the shitpost faggot.

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>>15500038
Tengatani looking cute

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>>15502221
>Thanks for the shitpost faggot.
I answered before I went to go check for it since I knew I had downloaded the vod right after the stream finished. It turns out that Twitch had already restricted the non muted vod for those segments for the singing. My live recording was stuttery since my internet can't handle both downloading the stream and watching it at the same time.
Clip of the singing: https://mega.nz/file/S49gmLTb#9AlhfriSJAXOLsAPuhIt-FOlRWu2SQBrW3so8cTwdvM

[Anonymous No.]

mmm vibrator

[Anonymous No.]

Abayo brat!
https://files.catbox.moe/h0hltc.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504279
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

Ex-dad here and I got to know. Is the boyfriend thing true? How are people taking it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504979
It's all true
t. Her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15504979
She doesn't have a boyfriend, but she did have sex with her biggest donator.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about all the dads we lost along the way to get to where we are now.

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>>15505086
They went to the big dad meetup party in the sky. Gone but not forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a transparent Fuwatani image? She needs a kicking too.

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>>15505280

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>>15505561

[Anonymous No.]

first hole sex with beatani

[Anonymous No.]

Quick redraw. After today it couldn't be helped. https://files.catbox.moe/sa3hyi.jpg

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>>15506537

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>>15504979
>ex-dad can’t tell fake DMs
makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

Doing salvia with Beatani!

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>>15507048
Salvia is pretty wild. Especially when you do it while tripping on acid and smoking weed.

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>>15507358

[Anonymous No.]

She's still pissed about the dildos. This is going to last a while

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>>15507214
I really like this picture

[Anonymous No.]

AHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH

[Anonymous No.]

She's probably too lazy to make schedule so predict what stuffs the stream will have?

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>>15508917
A little bit of everything .24 hours is like 2 or 3 weeks of streams.

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>>15508942
Reviews, minecraft what else?

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>>15508988
Probably some VR stuff, a bit of karaoke, maybe some flash games. Yakuza possibly. Lots of zatsudan and random Japanese web sites with a discussion on New Year's customs.

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>>15508988
Maybe karaoke
Surprise Chihiro appearance (I wish)

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>>15509056
Chihiro grilling mochi would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

Bea please sing Auld Lang Syne I need to hear it!

[Anonymous No.]

I can feel a 24 hour babytani stream coming.

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>>15508917
>stuffs

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>>15508917
24 hours of minecraft

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>>15509491
It WILL be kino and you WILL enjoy it. I'll be following her blocky bear butt around the server.

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>>15509272

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>>15509698
Cute Risuna. She has been absorbing some of Bea's mannerisms tabun maybe.

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>>15509698
Risutani is cute!

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>>15509698
>Risuna got jealous of Beatani only paying attention to Babytani
>She killed babytani and is trying to replace her
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Dads I'm at comiket and i found out that the art of some artist looks very similar to bea's....

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>>15510356
Post a picture

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>>15510356
Buy some! Or at least send screenshots. I doubt Bea would be doing a comiket booth.

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>>15510394
She probably has her friend selling her comics for her because she's busy

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>>15510356
take a picture

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>>15510356
Get this book

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>>15510644
Goddamn that book is thicker than Bea's dildo

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>>15510688
I still can't get over the fact that Bea now canonically owns a 43 cm dildo. That is wiki worthy.

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>>15510724
A lot of the wiki info is old. We need some stalkers to update it

[Anonymous No.]

When do you think she's actually going to get Smash Bros and spend 8 hours taking pictures of pichu while panting.

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>>15510923
She's owned it for months. I'm curious if she's played much of it off-stream since she played with Risunas. Actually it might be cool for her to play a few matches during the New Year's stream.

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Ex-dad here and I got to know. Is the boyfriend thing true? How are people taking it?

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>>15511288
he is a cool guy, we play halo together sometimes

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Ex-boyfriend here and I got to know. Is the dad thing true? How are people taking it?

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>>15511288
it's a fake image moron everybody just assumed it for what it is bait

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>>15511364
It's real
Everyone took it fine
t. Current boyfriend

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>>15511364

[Anonymous No.]

Would the 43cm dildo fit inside babytani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15511551
We can make it fit! If it doesn't work we can make more babytanis

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>>15511288
if you are a self proclaimed ex dad you should know how easy it is for screenshots to be doctored

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>>15511551
Good news! As it turns out, yes!

[Anonymous No.]

Because of that screenshot I had a dream that Kiki DM'd me on Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani it’s time
they’re real now

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>>15511953
Dads dreaming of DMs, Bea dreaming of big cocks, what does it all mean?

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>>15511551
Babytani is probably around 80 cm, so you can fit almost two of them

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Bea, DO NOT LOSE TO THE COCK. I repeat, DO NOT LOSE TO THE COCK BEA. No matter what, DO NOT TAKE THE DICK INSIDE YOU. Don't even think about that MASSIVE COCK stretching your tight little cunny wide open. Absolutely cleanse your mind of lustful thoughts that may include GETTING FUCKED BY THE GIANT DICK okay? I believe in you bear ganbare!!

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>>15512585
I will give her an extra large serving of vanilla ice cream.

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>>15512585
She's definitely going to drink. It's over, she will lose to the cock.

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>>15512585
>>15512644
She's definitely going to try it at least once. The question is if it turns her on enough for her to get addicted

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>>15512791
Beatani metamorphosis arc

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick her human ear.

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>>15512791
You mean adickted

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>>15512849
I didn't even notice them. Very nice ears Chichan.

[Anonymous No.]

>A massive cock is sliding in and out of her pussy at this very moment
Bea... No...

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>>15512982
How many cm do you think Bea could realistically take? It's so wide I don't know if she could even get the head in without training.

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>>15500526
She didn't open the gifts with her friends there.

Right?

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>>15513081
She's so upset because her boyfriend saw it

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>>15512982
Is that why she still hasn't done the schedule and thumbnails? I don't believe it, there has to be some other reason.

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>>15513149
Well I guess we aren't alone in being single on New Years.
What do you mean he is fisting her with it right now?
Why do I hear smashing noises?

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Just how weak to alcohol is she? She can't even do something like make thumbnails while drinking

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>>15513329
She's 155 cm 0 kg it goes a long way

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>>15513329
she’s asian I really don’t know how isekai culture became a thing there

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>>15513329
She's lightweight but imagine being lazy + alcohol destroys her quickly.

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>>15513368
You mean izakaya?

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>>15512837
When she gets just the tip in
>Streams begin later than usual
>Bea's voice changes
>Starts being more and more sexually interested in humans

When she gets halfway through
>Her taste in men change
>Her manner of speech changes
>She degrades and humiliates dads on stream more often
>She secretly uses the dildo on stream

When she takes the entire thing
>She openly shows attraction towards men
>Randomly named streams like mikan and ringo entirely dedicated to her riding cock while degrading the viewer
>"Watch me take this dick daddochama you aren't even on third of its size right? Nee chiisai dikku hazukashi ne?"
>Tweets stuff like "I had a lot of sex today! Feeling great"
>Gets a gyaru outfit
>Does another nutkumolity, dads jerk off to Bea's new live2d model that shows everything
>The final yab begins when at the very end of the stream, she says "Sorry daddochama, I had to try a real one. I lose to the cock~"

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>>15513390
yes my bad
it’s like making milk shops for full fat mild or high lactose icecream and dairy products knowing every asian is lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.]

>>15513452
>a new Twitch account every week due to constant bans for explicit sexual content
>fumiin collab

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>>15513498
Asians love getting drunk like anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

Will the bear get drunk on the stream? I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

She did it!

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>>15513808
>8 hours of babytani

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>>15513808
Good job Bea!

[Anonymous No.]

>all time zones

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>>15513959
Thank you dad
t. AR

[Anonymous No.]

She should stop doing @everyone, it always makes me think someone wants to talk to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514078
She should stop posting on there at all

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>>15514119
You should start posting there. You are missing out on the fun by being a little contrarian baby.
Imagine being a fanboy of 4chan posting. lmafo

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>>15514078
it fucking annoys me and I hate looking at all the losers sucking her cock afterwards
not one single person has the balls to tell her to fuck off
I ended up blocking her so I dont have to see her trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514226
I've seen the archive and it doesn't look fun at all. I'm more of a redditor than a 4channer anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514269
Oh, you're one of THOSE dads.
I bet your feet hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514226
Fuck off troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>15513978
She loves us THAT much to ditch a date with her bf on new years?

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>>15513978
I'm a retard, what's wrong?

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>15514226
the fun of 4chan posting except there's names attached to it, wow so interesting

the fun of having to share a space with fucking edgelord high schoolers, great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514744
Christmas is for couples, new years is for family.

>>15514756
It starts 30 mins after that persons new years.

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>>15514699
Why are you mad though?
>>15514762
You already share that space now.
But arguably worse because of samefags and /wvt/ thread shitters.

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>>15514793
I would consider joining if Annie were permanently banned.

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>>15514078
You should do like I did years ago and mute every single Discord notification. If someone is only contacting you on Discord, that means it's not important so they can wait for you to see it. Just like the random stuff Bea spouts in Discord. Do a search of her name for the past 90 minutes or so, pretend it's not her, and tell me you wouldn't find this person annoying

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>>15514850
wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she will succumb to the dildos and use them or she's too scared of losing her vcard by using one

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>>15514815
You can just block the faggot.
>>15514850
This. Disable everything and read it on your own terms. You never need to pay attention to any other cunt unless it is heavily contextual.
And even then - who gives a fuck? It's random nonsense 90% of the time. The rest of the time it is "watch Bea" or stream announcements, just like Twitter.

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>>15514878
She already lost her shoujo manko to a horse

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>>15514894
>You can just block the faggot.
It's not just avoiding his messages, it's the server tolerating such faggotry.

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>>15514878
She will get drunk one night and see something that gets her engine running. Then she'll get curious and try one out.

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The 43cm one is too big to be even considered
the small one maybe

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>>15514878
by this logic any neckbeard who has used a tenga isn't a virgin anymore

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>>15514815
Annie doesn't bother me so much
I'm an anti of Chihiro Lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514986
just be careful and use a ton of lubricant, Bea

if it starts to hurt you should stop

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>>15514986
She could set it on its side and rub on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Should've gifted her a vibrator she'd definitely without a shadow of a doubt use that one eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514894
Someone blocked him and he kept mentioning the fact. Anon should just ignore him.

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>>15514793
wvt thread shitters is a meme now, maybe months ago you would be right but now and for months they’ve been nonexistent.

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>>15515053
Come on now, don't be naive. You know those faggots still stroll in here every now and then, and take a big fat dump in the thread and piss off while it breaks down in flames of retard-dads feeding more flames.

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>>15515085
A lot of them seem to like Bea. Most of the shitting was because she was ok with frogman but I don't think wvt really cares anymore.

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If I were her I'd tempted of trying one

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she doesn't shit herself as soon as it is new year in Japan.

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>>15514988
yes
drooling retards think they are going to become wizards because they havent fucked a vagina when in reality its about not letting out your life energy
it doesnt matter if you let it out inside this structure of atoms or that structure of atoms, you still wasted your life energy

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>>15515151
She should keep one of the dildos in as a buttplug to prevent accidents. A mochi plug might also work.

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI DO NOT TRY THE DILDOS
THEY HAVE BEEN POISONED

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515210
BEATAN YOU WILL GET A SWOLLEN ANUS

[Anonymous No.]

If Bea fucks herself with a dildo you used on yourself is that indirect sex? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

What flavor of Kool-Aid will you be having for New Year's dad?
https://files.catbox.moe/c7zz2u.png

[Anonymous No.]

She will take a break of a couple of weeks after the new year stream
because she got too curious, lonely and drunk and tried the big one
and it went bad

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>>15515085
they stroll in but without malicious intent, it’s mostly been positive

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515332
I too have woken with a hangover, shitty dildo, no pants and no memory of the night before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515362
There's already a shitposting Bea thread up right now. Don't be stupid.
They never left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15484732
Archive

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>>15515415
no they aren’t it’s you being a faggot
I’d rather wvt come in here and rape the ever living shit out of the thread with a zia timeloop then some pyonfag forcing kiki to be brought up

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>>15515480
Who do you think is making the threads?
There you go. You got it champ.

[Anonymous No.]

Dads, how alcohol tolerant are you? I've even come to my job half drunk and no one has noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515570
>no one has noticed
dyrbi

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>>15515514
LOL that’s a gamer theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515570
That's because everyone else is drunk too.

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>>15515514
I make the threads, it's you faggots who derail them.

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>>15515639
AR?

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>>15515570
Decently. I used to go through a bottle of vodka every 2 days. That's lightweight for a "serious" alcoholic but still way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

Show off your dildo collection just make sure to clean them first I know someone has weird exotic ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515639
I hid the thread when I saw it. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515570
I don't drink, but I can handle a decent amount of vodka without getting tipsy.

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>>15515570
I don't know honestly but I'm pretty resistant to the beer.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's eat her few the new year

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515880
Dad, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15515908
Unironically yes I am

[Anonymous No.]

smart. brave. intelligent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15516172
I bet the dildo wont seem too big after a few glasses

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>>15515570
viking genes make me pretty tolerant even though I dont drink much outside of special occasions
I am also a happy drunk and my otherwise crippling anxiety disappears completely and I can actually chat with people

I wanted to get into streaming and vtubing when it was blowing up 2 years ago but having to rely on alcohol to be able to talk with chat seemed dangerous so I gave up

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>>15516442
Shit is getting too real. Did Bea do her powerpoint reps and cringe at my entries yet?

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>>15516442
New Zealand dad??

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>>15516442
why does she hate you so much dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15516442
Go to sleep now, don't wake up for 20 hours and build up an immunity to sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15516442

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>>15516612
New Zealand is a fantasy no kuni just like Finland

[Anonymous No.]

>>15516800
Yeah everyone knows it's just what they named a Lord of the Rings set

[Anonymous No.]

dildo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15514894
>>15514850
>Just go join a shit platform and server and change a bunch of things to make it barely tolerable
I'm fine with not joining. What good is it anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517293
Muting notifications from an app is not >changing a bunch of things, retard chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517319
What is on there worth using another app for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517352
The number one reason honestly, there are a few dads I like talking to. I've played some games with them or other things. I was already using Discord for a small rl friends group, so it was just adding a server.

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>>15517293
Well you'll simply miss out on things she does post there, just like if you don't view Twitter.
That's literally the only reason to register to it - just to see anything she might post.
Do you use 4chanX or other extensions? You use the catalog? Why? Just use it vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517467
Twitter doesn't require registration. Thanks to MS neither does the dicksword.

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>>15517503
For lurking

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>>15517467
>Do you use 4chanX or other extensions?
No.

>you'll simply miss out on things she does post there
I just check >>15500104 occasionally

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>>15517543
I have nothing to say that I can't say here

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>>15517503
True. You bring up a good point. But he could also easily fake posts in subtle ways that people might not question. Make some people look more obnoxious than they actually are, etc.
I wouldn't even know if he did, I don't check the Ducksword archiver.
I just wish Discord would get rid of that fucking retarded registration-wall, it's dumb as fuck.
If they are worried about obscenely higher bandwidth costs - just fucking ad-wall non-registered viewers. Many sites do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517590
>I just wish Discord would get rid of that fucking retarded registration-wall, it's dumb as fuck.
Totally with you there. It's one of my bigger qualms with Discord. I hate walled gardens

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517590
It's not dumb for the type of product that it is, you're just being stubborn. You can't interact on social media without an account. Sounds normal to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517543
Imagine wanting to be a replyguy or shilling for others to become replyguys
Lurkerchad LOVE. Never register never take a name

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517630
You don't need an account to read Twitter or Reddit or most anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>15517643
Cringe

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>>15517630
But most social media still let's you VIEW the content, just not interact.
It's only the more anal ones that registration block you, like Meta-owned cancer, app-itis cancer.
Hell, not even Tiktok needs an account. Fucking Tiktok.

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>>15517630
Even zuccbook makes most public content viewable without an account. Discord's loginwall is one of the strictest of all.
It's also quite hard to make accounts and they've gone the jewgle route of adding a phone registration wall

[Anonymous No.]

are you ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518026
That midget faggot is half the reason there's even a discord. Fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518026
Relax dad it was a joke tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518026
>>15518063
Gyro also has the power to add vc at the click of a button. It might seem like he is joking but how many sick jokes fucking came true already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518121
He wouldn't do it unless Beatani asked him to

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518026
this fucking faggot has turned this community into his own fucking whim, I wouldn't doubt that he had it planned for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518121
Annie's really pulling for it so I'm automatically against it

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>>15518145
I will give him that, he's a good lapdog and doesn't paint outside the lines (too much). He'd been itching to add the tweetbots for a long time and went further than she really wanted when he got a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

rate the ninja
http://poal.me/onm4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518344
Annoying but I like the minecraft server

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518344
better than ms aka ar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518344
I hate that bastard more than I hate MS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518437
>>15518463
at least ms shares his data hoard. gyro saves everything but goes the jew route

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518399
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a good thread dad?

[Anonymous No.]

In the past 24 hours, AR (MS) has:
Tried to spin the dildo fiasco to paint himself in a more positive light (I’m not as bad as that guy right haha)
Tried to demonize G*** (he’s the real enemy grr)
Pretty pathetic desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518628
That's the magic of it. The dad doesn't matter, each post should be judged on its own merits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518670
Retard they are friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518670
you moron those faggots are friends

[Anonymous No.]

Since you guys are tech illiterate here's my spoonfeeding on the Beatani archive website.

>Realistically speaking couldn’t someone just DDOS the MS website
If you ddos it it'll just come back once you stop the attack. How much are you willing to pay to keep it down? I can always crank up the crapflare protection levels to max and it will make your job much more expensible.

>Who’s the host
ovh bare metal server

>Cloudflare? Amazon web service?
I use crapflare but they're not a host they're cdn and ddos protection.

>It's hosted on, even worse, a Microsoft Azure machine
funny but no

>sadly Azure won't crash under load, but you could increase server host costs
Irrelevant. MS service isn't currently horizontally scalable so it will crash regardless of the host. I could update it to do that but that would be expensible.

>Angela lives close to AR, she could go and shoot him
If these two Vtubers got in a gunfight I think it would be a pretty lopsided fight.

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>>15518776
>If these two Vtubers got in a gunfight
When will the first vtuber on vtuber shooting happen? I'm honestly surprised it hasn't happened unless one of the niggers trying to rob an Africat happens to moonlight as a vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518670
I don't think I have read a dumber post in this threads entire existence.
Worse, it was a serious post and not a shitpost.

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>>15518776
You're a faggot. You're not wrong about dads wanting to sound intelligent about every single thing they read online, but this also applies to the general population

[Anonymous No.]

>>15518670
I've done no such thing

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>>15518944
>>15518776
AR is mad watch out!

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>>15518944
Remember the guy who was cumming on crackers? I still think that was worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15519014
Take all of your meds
>>15519037
Actually... yeah maybe.

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>>15519037
eh?

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>>15519072
It got deleted so unless your archive reps include deleted posts you might have missed it

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>>15500109
Me too

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https://poal.me/dglgu6

[Anonymous No.]

playing with bea's slimy puss puss

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>>15519464
I WANT TO PUT MY NOSE IN HER CUNNY AND SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFUNTILMYNOSEISFIILLEDWITHHERSTENCHYFLUIDSCUNNY

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BEA WAS BORN WITH THE GIFT TO BRING NEW LIFE INTO THE WORLD AND SHE'S WASTING IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://youtu.be/fVH9nrWqOqU
>may 29th
god this video feels like it was just a few months ago, not half a year

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>>15519837
jesas. it's also way more trouble than she'd bother with now

[Anonymous No.]

>>15519867
no its non, anon. She just did a full stream for presents she didn't unwrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15519905
if it was a normal present instead of dildos do you think there would have been a special stream?

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>>15519805
Please Beatani, the world needs your child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15519962
Well she said she didn't show everything she got (just a few presents not in the pictures) and didn't make a stream for them, so no. The dildos merited a special rant stream.

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>>15520027

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>>15520133
Why is this picture specifically creepy?
Oh yeah, I fucking hate children

[Anonymous No.]

>>15503910
Thanks for the clip I spoke too soon.
But yah I donloaded it right after the stream finished too and it already got nuked so grabbing it live is essential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520214
I hate baby talk. My opinion of Bea went down 20 points when I heard she's a Lunaito. Maybe she's an actual pedophile or just Japanese idk.

[Anonymous No.]

what are the chances of she using one of the dildos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520510
69%

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>>15519837
>not gonna lie
>I love you
>yes
>I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520576
She told individual dads she loved them all the time before the unfollowing.

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>>15520638
do we have a list?

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>>15520669
It's harder now that the twitter is nuked

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520669
Well you can start the list with me not shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520700
Ninja has an archive

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>>15520725
Smaug will never release it

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https://twitter.com/notoriousfluff/status/1476334291122597899?t=Mh7QsVXVIIY8XCE2PCqtrQ&s=19

Holykek
I mean I don't disagree. But doing it from your Twitter is also autism.

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>>15520803
My knee is approaching the ground on its own will

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>>15520803
what did he want to say?

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>>15520704
said so before but twitter archive contains a copy of every tweet you ever liked. If enough dads are interested we can recover most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15520948
Wouldn't it be easier to just ask Smaug? Did he say no? I didn't actually ask him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15519867
the early bear pretended to care a little bit but now I am not sure if she even read the letters she received

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>>15521051
She admitted she looked through the gifts but didn't bother with most of the letters.

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>>15521083
Can you believe this ungrateful bitch?

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>>15521051
She recently finished reading all the letters from summer
I read it on discord

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>>15521168
She said so on stream too

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani should have more sex

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>>15521541
Even more? You're crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

so what's bea actually doing for NYE?
what if it's just ascension 20 slay the spire runs?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious to see which dads leave after New Year's

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https://litter.catbox.moe/cvgvqv.json

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>>15520868
Fuck D******

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>>15520638
so sad now she just gives fake chus and if she likes you she tells you are not so bad

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>>15521664
thank you

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>>15521647
I don't respect anybody that makes a show of themselves leaving a community
just go away, nobody actually cares

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>>15521743
The ones that don't say anything but simply stop posting. I actually care. I'm sad that schizochama deleted his account and there was no announcement.

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>>15521778
he really was a good guy just playing a character.

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>>15521664
>ctrl + F
>"love"
>522

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>@FutaSpitty BLACK BIRD LOVE BLACK BIRD DRAWING LOVE BLACK BIRD SENSE OF HUMOR LOVE STILL WANNA FUCK REMOTE KID
the good old days

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>>15521664
based

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>>15521895
Let me make it easier for you. Switch "love" with "husband"

[Anonymous No.]

All the bullshit and drama aside I really love Beatani and I'm so glad that I was able to find her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522167
>t. beatani lover when off his meds

[Anonymous No.]

I realized that the pain bea has caused me has always been the fault of the dads, they are the reason for all the bad things

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522167
I won't say love because it reminds me of the creepy kiki shit
Bea is great, this year has been really fun and I want to keep hanging out with her and the dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522262
Most of the pleasure Bea has given me has been from dads.

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>>15522298
I like Beatani as a friend. I care about her as a person. I'm not in a romantic relationship with a VTuber, not getting a daki of her, not cutting off all other VTubers like this is a monogamous commitment, not masturbating while only thinking of her. That'd be weird. I don't think anyone would ever do that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Magazine organizer, the vn review has letters cut off in some of the pages in the pdf, will the physical copy have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522419
of course not

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>>15522419
Holy based
GFEfags in tears.

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>>15522419
I WILL get a daki of chihiro

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>>15522424

>PDF Digital Copy Page 18
Kind of a bad miss on our side. I see it on page 18. The I can ask the editor to correct the one page and replace it on the Google Drive that should not be a problem. Did you see this anywhere else?

>Blurb Physical Copy
I'm staring at my copy right now, this problem doesn't exist in the physical magazine. However, pages 17 and 19 (right side pages) got printed a bit close to the inside spine and means that you have to stretch the magazine out to read it.

>Mixam Physical Copy
So Mixam actually shipped their order last night. Looking at their version of the VN Article (yikes) , we fixed the margins, but left in the error on the digital copy. Picrelated. Well, good thing I asked nobody else to print with Mixam yet. Hopefully they listened to me. I will ask editor to correct this page on the Mixam version, in case anyone wanted to go the long route.

So basically we owe you all a new copy for Digital and Mixam versions. If you purchased on Blurb, you are safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522792
Thanks for your based work, the magazine was really impressive. How many generals can say they have a fanzine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522792
At least the physical copy is fine and it's not too much of a problem.

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>>15523068
Chihiro wouldn't be afraid of only 3 big dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522140
If you switch "husband" with "marr" the list of dads gets slightly bigger from 1 to 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522792
If you're gonna revise the pdf, there was the wall of feedback that was posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15523243
That feedback was useful, but not on the level of cutting off an individual's submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522792
The table of contents is not accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>15523206
>Until I get married and give birth to a baby I will play minecraft
now that babytani is here she can close it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15523283
One of the points made in the feedback was that content was cut off though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15523671
Then I missed it and I'm sorry. He wrote 5,000 characters....

[Anonymous No.]

If you dads want something to do while waiting for the New Years stream, how about spending some time with best sister? Or even better, her wardrobe?
https://kyabetu.neocities.org/kisekae/index.html
I'll be adding more costumes in the coming months. Also didn't have time to test on other browsers so hopefully it doesn't break.

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>>15523849
uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>15522298
Same.
>>15522300
I don't want to make it sound like Bea couldn't do anything without Dad content, but it adds a lot and I think everyone (including her) has more fun because of it. It's weird to imagine what things would be like if we were more like a normal chuuba fanbase.
>>15523849
So that's what you were working on. Nice.

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>>15523849

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>>15524015
>woooOOOooow another new year
>i hate this year, it smells too new
>i wish I was in 2021, before I tidied my room

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>>15524095

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>>15523849
Very cool but why is there only one pants or pants equivalent? LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15524140
I never knew I needed double braid Chihiro until now

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>Dad, stop waking me up every time it turns midnight in another timezone...

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>>15523738
There might be other important points you missed

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>>15524426
All we are doing is correcting an inconsistency between the physical copy and the digital copy. I'm not trying to be a dick when I say this. If there is something you want to point out to me, then do it, but this is not some kind of post release revision.

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>>15523849
Adding a set Teabani eyes/mouth would be cute if you run out of ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>15524741
I'll keep that in mind. Current ideas are the other outfits (pajamas, autumn/winter) and other official stuff like picrelated.

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>>15523849

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>>15524741
kek, god yes, do this.

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>>15518776
keep up the good work dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>15522424
>Magazine
Fix the inconsistency between Blurb and Digital version.

The PDF is fixed please go ahead and get yourself a new copy if you like.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JvIVot9YAR0cdUFT7txlo0qpSn6uDvAU?usp=sharing

Again if you purchased on Blurb, your copy is fine. This error came from a separate fork.

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>>15524530
In that case, can I offer to do the revisions myself. I'd like to be able to fix the table of contents at least which I don't see in the original assets.

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>>15524530
I think he means you should actually read the feedback, because clearly you just skimmed over it.
Revising the existing magazine might not make sense, but given the possibility of a future magazine, it would be shitty to see the same mistakes timeloop

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>>15526069
Oh no I left F.lux dark room mode on.

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>>15525783
I did not skim over it, but don't confuse my job with what an editor does. Picrelated, there is absolutely no clear call out of this obvious error like was easy for me to see with >>15525579 . It wasn't even on a separate line indent. If there is something that is so important and not just "Design autism" then please be clear about it.

>>15525770
Are you the guy who left those notes on the dedicated thread? You are welcome to do whatever you like with the assets. I don't have ToC assets either. What is bothering you about it, instead of just keeping saying "it's wrong it's wrong"

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL IN LOVE WITH A VIRTUAL YOUTUBER NAMED BEATANI!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE SHE CAN ESCAPE FROM XP HILL SO SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!! BUT UNTIL THEN BEING SEPARATED BY THE VERY DIMENSIONS OF REALITY IS SO PAINFUL!!!1!!1!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Bea keeps tweeting about how she's having a hard time resisting temptations like alcohol or mochi. Her willpower is dwindling...

[Anonymous No.]

Will you try to stay awake for the entire stream? I think I'm going to, but I don't know if I'll make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15527489
I will try but I don't know if I will be able to. Maybe 1h power nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15527489
I'll give it a shot

[Anonymous No.]

WDSMBT

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>>15527489
I won't try I guess. I'll stay for most of it

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>>15527681

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>>15522300
>getting pleasure from dads
sluuuuuuut