/rrat/ - Hakos Baelz

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Burrito edition

>Main links
Last Streams:
Nichijou watch-along
https://youtu.be/kHzifQS84DU

Next Stream (PST):
??? - Minecraft
31/12 17:30 - New Year's karaoke

Bae's Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
Current schedule: https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1475074469920002049

>Where can I find arts?
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/illustrayBAE
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks
Azure-gallery: https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3Aハコス・ベールズ

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Can't believe you made me do this on mobile baka.

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So what was so important that she had to cancel the stream. Is she getting her pipes serviced

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>>15465396
So what happened last night?
Did the Mumei date not go so well and Bae had to have a good cry?

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>>15465508
You know we love you bread anon(s). We just don't show it.

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Look at this cute rat!

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>>15465590
My first thought was something happened to beastie, since it's still very young.

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Heard about the news, I hope Bae gets through whatever she's going through right now. I'm probably one of the few people who think that her and Fauna are a good pair. I wish I wasn't a huge doomfag and keep assuming the worst
t. sapling

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>>15467497
Thanks for dropping by Sapling. I'm worried Af too but all we Brrats can do at this point is hope it's not too serious and wait for her to tweet.

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>>15465535
Unexpected family gathering

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Yooo Bros im stressin' out. Im gonna go take a nap and hopefully wake up to some good news by our rrat.

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>>15467497
Thanks Sapling. There are definitely people out there who like both Bae and Fauna. Personally, theyre my 2 most favorite members in EN.

No use speculating right now and just hope for the best. If Bae cancels her part of the karaoke relay then its time to be concerned.

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Her twitter's not as active as it was after her break
Each time I refresh her likes theres always something new

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Hyped for the relay. Hope it's nothing too serious that could cause her to drop out,

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cheesed to meet you~

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>>15472396
MATING PRESS!

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Someone upload the nichijou watchalongs to nyaa

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>>15465396
Baenis

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2AaEA8o54A Rat funny

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>>15473923
Rat cute

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>>15474018
Very
https://youtu.be/VBr3Tm_gCJ8?t=3541

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now that /nasa/ has died, what will we do when this split dies too?

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>>15481248
They're just dead because Sana's on (yet another) break.

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>>15481248
/who/ and /∞/ are healthy, /uuu/ and /rrat/ are struggling a bit. I don't think, it's time to launch /council/ yet. Let's see what happens in the new year, when the vacations are over.

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>>15481248
/council/ will probably be founded and we'll migrate there I guess....but for now we have enough people to maintain a thread, and Bae streams often enough that we have activity.

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>>15483084
I refuse to let /uuu/ die. I will be the last sapling.

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>>15483084
honestly, /council/ its gonna be horrendous
kroniischizos and /who/ shitposters dont make for good ''neighbours'' and unlike us, they are not unity, meaning that shitlifting and civil wars are gonna become the norm

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>Rat-sized Bae is wrapped in a handkerchief burrito.
>She rolls around on bed for fun.
>Bring in some leftover burritos from last night's dinner.
>Set plate on bed because feeling lazy and want to shitpost on /vt/ via phone.
>Bae rolls over to burritos.
>She starts munching.
>Grab another burrito.
>Grab Bae Burrito instead.
>Bae screams just as her head is in mouth.
>Drop Bae, but she's in mouth.
>Spit her out into hand.
>Bae is dizzy but unharmed.
>Pat her head as an apology.
>Bae hops out of hand next to plate.
>She scarfs down another burrito.
>Then Bae sits in lap, curls up, and falls asleep.

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>>15490592
>rat-sized Baerrito living onahole

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>>15490835
I hope you enjoy the tiny Bae greentexts.

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>>15490110
infinity and /who/ are strong enough to survive on their own.

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>>15481248
>this guy is back
go doompost in /hlgg/

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>>15492016
plan for the worst hope for the best, bro

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>>15492016
>let's sit in silence for 3 days and just post Bae pictures instead of having a discussion
ogey

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>>15492089
This is a Baelz thread. Not a Sana thread.

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>>15492222
>doomposting is better than nothing
You’ll fit in better over in /∞/

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>>15492239
anon, the subject/verb is rrat related
>now that /nasa/ has died
>comma
>what will we do when this split dies too?

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>>15492412
You're doomposting again

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>>15492222
You won't stop me

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No point making a /council/ gen unless /uuu/ gets slower. Maybe and /aus/ gen for Sana and Bae? Except the two don't collab at all.

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>>15492362
>>15492477
>anyone that doesn't conform to /rrat/ being around forever is a doomposter
lol, ignoring you now.

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>>15492412
Make /rrat/ when Bae has a scheduled stream. In the meantime do something else while waiting like make cute rat art and stuff. Most importantly don't respond to bait threads. You need to have faith Bae will stream again soon. Bae will want you to take care of yourself first.

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I want to lovingly stick my penis inside of Baelz Hakos and make a baby with her.

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>>15492654
>…I-I’m not the troll, y-you are!!
>hah, gottem
Also, that’s two different posters.

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>>15492604
no point in combining with /nasa/, that will destroy the comfyness we have. We can live fine as is. Should only start considering /council/ when we can't keep the thread above the bump limit for more than 3 days or so.
Also I know we are /unity/, but I really don't like Sana....

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>>15492809
>I know we are /unity/
>we
I mostly like Sana, but there is no such thing as unanimity on this website.

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>>15492899
there is never such a thing as unanimity in any group or party. there is however a general consensus, which has always been unity in /rrat/. Ie: we don't encourage hating other council mems
Hop on over to /uuu/ if you want to see non-unity they hate Bae

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>>15493049
>spoiler
I'm not surprised, the two are polar opposites. But that won't save /uuu/ from being a bunch of slack-jawed faggots.

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>>15493049
No we don't. It's just one schizo.

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>>15493187
What's his deal?

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>>15493222
Hell if I know.

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/nasa/ don't hate anybody. /nasa/ quite enjoys visitors from other oushiis. I want Sana to collab with Bae again so they both can go full Bogan.

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hey brrats, chumbie here. there's possibility Gura, Fauna, Bae and Kronii UNO collab on new year eve

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>>15493397
>Gura vs Bae Uno match
oh boy, rematch time!

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>>15493397
NEAT
the acacia incident confirms that they're all great together

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>>15493397
Cool but also I can't help but think she'll be excluded among meme spouters like usual.

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>>15493680
Bae just needs a little liquid courage to unleash her inner Aussie.

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>>15493736
you mean half an asahi lmao

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>>15493774
Is that a good beer at least?

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>>15494012
it's okay. slightly less forgettable than kirin and sapporo

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>>15494130
One of these days I want to brew my own beer. I'm kinda okay at cooking. I just want to try homemade beer once in my life.

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>>15495571
Good news is that growing hops is piss easy

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>>15493187
Can confirm we don’t, there’s just one guy who shits himself at the mention of Fauna and Bae in the same sentence. He mostly sticks to /hlgg/.

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>>15495639
I'll have to check my state's licenses and laws. But I think those only apply if you want to sell your product.

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>>15492222
im gonna let you in the secret to have a good thread. when you have something to talk about, like a stream, you talk about it, when you dont, you simply dont talk
forcing threads 24/7 just because you dont have a life and MUST discuss something its how you get the marine schizo or the original jp threads that were downright embarassing

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>>15497745
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of having a good thread. When there is something to talk about, like the current state of the community, you talk about it. Forcing all discussions to be an echo chamber because you can't handle a tiny drop of reality is how you end up like leddit.

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>>15498250
>current state of the community
>you end up like leddit
classic newfag shitposter, triying to pretend you ever visited these threads while also bringing reddit to try and have people side with you.
anyway, rrat has always been a slow general, no one ever cared because that's how we keep it clean of schizos and shitposters, but you dont know that because you just dropped by to stirr shit up.

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>>15498829
the topic:
>what will we do when this split dies too?
>when
ie; the future. Nice strawman though. We're done here.

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>>15498916
>why are you not engaging with my shitpost?!
give it up doomkek, nasa ''died'' because Sana took another break, maybe if you watched streamers you would get that

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>>15498916
Go to /hlgg/ and talk about what people will do when hololive dies. You can then respond with your classic "hurrr, u think hololive will last forever?"

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>>15502079
Rat looks good with all boob sizes.

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>>15502171
flat rat is best

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Wow we have doomposters here now? Well they'll be gone soon. Like all the schizos that have tried to shit up our general unsuccessfully.

I don't think merging with /nasa/ is a good idea. I feel like we don't really have that much in common together. Shit I see more things in common with /uuu/ outside of that 1 Bae schizo they have.

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>>15502638
Fucking with the bae schizo would be fun.

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>>15502676
Dude is going to lose his shit once Bae and Fauna do a collab every week for RE8

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>>15465535
Maybe her sister went home mayhapss

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>>15493397
If that happens, Gura vs Bae rematch on last uno collab

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>>15465396

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bros I'm gonna doompost

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So what is your honest opinion/rrats why bae cancelled the micra stream?

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>>15506842
I think the last week of streams may have messed with her sleep schedule and she’s trying to get it back in order.

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>>15506842
if she lives in sydney it might be rona related, we've gone from like 100 cases a day to 12k in like two weeks or something

Since her tweet implied that she could stream, but wouldn't be "on her a game", i would suggest that she's fine, just would be upset about something

>>15507406
that's not really something that comes up suddenly though, and it's not as if sleeping like 3 hours after her scheduled stream start is a terrible schedule

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>>15506842
i think something must've really upset her. I assume family-related, like a close-relative related. Could be rona related or who knows

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>>15508938
>>15508355
May i know wtf is rona?

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>>15511878
coronavirus

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>>15492222
works for the fubuki general.

t.sukonbu

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>>15512212
>coronavirus
Ah i see tnx

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>>15512212
ah i see tnx

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>>15508355
>we've gone from like 100 cases a day to 12k in like two weeks or something
Fun. Lemme ask you directly since the news is useless: There's been a lot said about how strict your officials are about preventative measures. Are they strict? How much do people comply? Had it been working?

And maybe I'm wrong: but doesn't Bae's timezone put her somewhere in the west of the nation?

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>>15513037
>There's been a lot said about how strict your officials are about preventative measures.
by retards who don't know what authoritarianism actually is
>Are they strict?
no. expect people to wear masks outside, distance themselves, and stay inside when there's a surge of cases, and suddenly this is a call for fucking revolution
>How much do people comply?
most people comply very well, it's the idiot minority ruining it for everyone
>Had it been working?
yes in the sense that it was keeping cases low, but no it isn't sustainable and so the methodology is flawed
>doesn't Bae's timezone put her somewhere in the west of the nation?
nah i'd bet money she's east, maybe south

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>>15513397
>expect people to wear masks outside, distance themselves, and stay inside when there's a surge of cases
yeah this is nothing, I figured it was dumb people. Thanks for sharing.

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I've been trying to figure out Bae location area wise but it doesn't help Australia has 5 different timezones during daylight saving.
Fuck daylight saving
She seems like a SA girl imo
East coast girls stereotypes don't suit her

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>>15513037
I guess the last lockdown got strict? I don't really care about wearing a mask, or the distancing, but it kind of worked. We went up to like... 1.5k cases a day, then eventually dropped back down to the level we were having till just now

the real stupid thing about the last outbreak was the fact they had the one guy with delta, a limo driver, and waited for ages before doing the actual lockdown. They put in the half measures, the easy things, like masks indoors and distancing, while the cases go up, then eventually like a month later did the "stay at home unless you've got essential work or are like, buying food" thing that actually does shit.

the optics of which was rather bad, due to it spreading in wealthy eastern suburbs, then when it was finally in the poorer western subrubs they put in said stay at home order, and because those of the realities of being in said poorer suburbs, they got a lot more cases, and got some extra rules. They got a bit of a police presence too so it had a bit of a nice class warfare feel to it, the large nose in charge got accused of being racist too which was fun

But we got like 95% of the eligible population vaxxed, so hardly anybody is dying, so I guess it's worked out so far

I don't recall anything timezone specific from bae, i'd be very surprised if she was west coast though. nobody lives west coast, it's not even a real part of the country https://youtu.be/DBrlqisHdYQ?t=176

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>>15505293
The group is complete

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Wow Bae looks very cute on this art ! & Irys

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>>15517610
Dang, If they were getting NY costumes like JP 6, They would look like this but spiced up a little.

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>>15517610
I am malding that JP6 are getting new year's costumes when they debuted a month ago while our EN2 still don't have shit and won't have anything either until probably 2 years in. I HATE MANAGEMENT.

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>>15518140
imagine Bae on a red kimono like in the photo fuck fuck fuck pls cover give them new year outfits

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BAE SPACE NOW
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1476566791253999618

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>>15518479
>JP6 are getting new year's costumes when they debuted a month ago while our EN2 still don't have shit
Chloe - 675K VS Kronii - 597k
Laplus - 618K VS Mumei - 497K
Koyori - 448K VS Baelz - 414K
Iroha - 430K VS Fauna - 407K
Lui - 375K VS Sana - 262K

Council has been mogged by HoloX, gaining 500,000 more subs in 1 month than they managed to get in half a year, it makes sense they won't get new outfits for a while, until they prove themselves worthwhile

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>>15519183
oh fuck oh shit thanks anon time to put on headphones

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>>15518479
to be fair HoloX are infinitely better entertainers than EN2 and deserve everything. Fuck Omega though.

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>>15517161
>>15505293
>>15465396
I can't look at these pictures without thinking of "Penis-kun"

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>>15519183
I'M GHOSLIIIING

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>>15519183
I have no idea what the hell that is.

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>>15519183
It's not loading??

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>>15519491
She had to switch phones.

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I'm forever paranoid that my laptop camera will turn on and showcase my ugly fuckin face for things like this. I might as well put a bandaid on for safety

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>>15518479
Blame Omega for not having a designated themed costume for EN since JP always has it around New Year and ID as well around August

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Baes mic was so good, you could hear the crickets in the background.

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>>15519536
If Mark Zuckerberg does, you should too. I bought a laptop without one just to make sure.

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Back up
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1476570420320956417

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>>15519658
How do I speak?? It says microphone off

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who would win
1 chaos rat or 1 smol cat

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>>15519673
For boomer-kun and others, you just get a twitter account, get in the space and listen, you can't talk. ALSO it's gonna let your followers know you're listening fyi. People use hashtag #SUIKASPACE to comment/reply, and that's also public.

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>>15519785
Thanks anon. Not used to using twitter so I have no idea whats going on

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>>15519785
>ALSO it's gonna let your followers know you're listening fyi
oh fuck

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Will archive-kun save us again, that last twitterspace is my lifeline

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Any notable people in her twitter space outside of Calli? I remember that 1 MLB player joining in her last space

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>>15519785
>you just get a twitter account
you don't need a twitter account
t. been banned from twitter since the Taiwan "incident"
fuck chinks

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>>15492809
if we combine with /nasa/ can we call it /bogan/ or something aussie-related

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>>15520055
Not really just some popular artists from what I can tell.

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>wanted to do fireworks and 2022 display in MC
>hasn't done it and won't do it
>wanted to practice MK
>hasn't done it and won't do it
Bae...

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>>15520279
Gura levels of project abandonment

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>Beastie leaving bite marks all over Bae's body
h-hot

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Sounds like a worthy successor.

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>>15520055
I remember that

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>>15520311
We already got 2 episodes of Baewatch so definitely doing better than Gura right now.

The MC thing looks like her not fully realizing what she wants and understanding the time it takes to make it. The JP mc autists like Miko, Haachama, and Pekora are good enough in the game to get something like this done in time but Bae isnt that.

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beastie you lucky fucker

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Was late to the space. Did she say anything on why she had to cancel her minecraft stream?

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>>15520485
>2 episodes
better than Ame, even

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>>15520519
>Did she say anything on why she had to cancel her minecraft stream?
because she had sex with me, of course

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Bae's butt...

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>buff rat
Get to work, artists. Be useful, for once.

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Sorry brats, it's over for me

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>>15520832
same, the moment I heard her lullaby I knew I was done for...

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Bae reads my tweet ! ok bross i will have a good sleep later

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Sleepy rrat is pretty nice

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>>15520519
she had a steamy seggs with me

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>>15520975
Indeed

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>>15465396
FFS do you not realise what this meme references?

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>tuned in bae twitter space
>she mentioning her BUTT again
>beastie playing on bae's BUTT

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Goddamn this rat is cute.

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Bae just reinforcing the anal obsession

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>>15521088
Cats are cultured and merciless creatures.

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Beastie a butt person like Bae. That cat is literally her spirit animal

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>butt starting to sweat

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Fuck man Bae sounds extra cute today.

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When you think you've gotten out of goslinging for Bae but then she pulls you back in hard.

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>>15521206
fans really reflect their oshi huh

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My god! I’m lying here in my bed and just listening to her and it feels like she’s actually here and we’re just talking. The fuck is happening?

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>>15521740
You're starting to believe.

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Joined bae space since I dont have anything as Bg noise, and now I kinda regret not watching her. Your rrat is too cute... congrats

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HORY SHIT BAE SAYING GOODNIGHT AND WHISPERING TO ME LIKE MY GF HOLY MOLY

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>>15521821
Thanks bro. She is dang cute

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>>15521821
u rite
thanks man

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>>15521821
Thanks anon. Brrats are definitely winning today.

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Very comfy rat

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I feel rejuvenated. I was worried as fuck last night but after that twitter space............. Fuck it bros I feel full of energy imma go do 350 pushups.

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Make sure to take care of her, she's a total sweetheart

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>>15521986
Yeah that twitter space definitely put everyone at ease. Bae seems really good at defusing potential rrats which kind of makes sense since she is one

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>>15522109
Yeah, its like I was worried for nothing with how calm and comfy she sounded.

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Baelz space archives
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1YqGopBYrLkJv
https://litter.catbox.moe/qktu6p.m4a

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1LyxBoZPLjoKN
https://litter.catbox.moe/gx09yo.m4a

(main catbox is down, so litterbox. Links expire in 3 days)

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>>15522109
i was worrying when she cancel the micra stream thankfully shes ok i love this rat

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>>15521990
Damn fuckin' straight we will my dude.

>>15522178
Same bro..... Same.

>>15522157
That was fast. I missed the first part. Thanks archive Anon/brrat.

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G'night brrats Im tired. Will go to sleep relistening to her twitter space because i missed some of it

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Bae cute

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>>15522157
Cheers dude.

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>>15513037
>And maybe I'm wrong: but doesn't Bae's timezone put her somewhere in the west of the nation?
No, Bae and Sana are both on the east coast. I think it was the stream where Bae drew a tree where she gave that away.

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>>15528026
Probably Queensland if her 2am start for Twitterspace has any merits

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One of Bae's streams in the new year has been confirmed

Animal Crossing with Sana, 1/02 8PM JST

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>>15533676
Aaand just when I had a rrat in my mind that Bae tries to ignore Sana, this happens. Diligent people often hate nepotism the most.
Sorry for doubting unity, Bae. I kneel.

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>>15537199
bae's earliest collabs was with sana not sure why you'd doubt. sanners simply didn't stream much to allow the opportunity to collab afterwards

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You caught a rat. What do you do with her?

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>Homolive EN confirmed
Bae's going to be all over them, isn't she?

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>>15545551
Because she likes Roberu..? You need to cool your jets, NTRfag.

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>>15465535
Yeah, by me. She has pretty bad clogs too.

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>>15545258
kiss

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>>15545551
source: your ass

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>>15528934
That twitter space implies it's not queensland

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>>15545551
Should I apply and become a hikkikimori to vTuber success story?

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>>15547606
we already have Ina though

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>>15547643
Ina's a girl though.

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>>15547606
>>15547643
>>15547734
ina can draw, what can anon do?

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>>15545551
now is your chance gosling brrats! You can pull a Bae and drop everything, train to be a vtuber, get the hololive job, and collab with Bae
reminder this thread reserves the right to anti you

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>>15548142
Cook?

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>>15549178
cook up harebrained schemes of joining hololive!

BOOM BOOM

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>>15549165
If you're a male then you'll be a Holostar instead of Hololive. Which HolostarEN may or may not succeed depending on the personalities. But that's a different topic for another thread. Either way HolostarEN might be little kouhais to council. So they won't get as much respect as the first Holostars due to the nature of their positions.

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>>15548142
His best

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>>15549165
Reminder that Hololive explicitly forbids actual relationships between talents.
If your end game is being friends and colleagues with Bae, go ahead and apply. If your end game is marrying Bae, get mega rich and become her #1 fan.

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I want to live inside Bae's walls

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>>15553175
>>15549165
>marry
>gosling
She's for casual sex not pining or marriage.

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>>15553392
Actually Bae is for headpats and tickles.

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>>15553175
>Reminder that Hololive explicitly forbids actual relationships between talents
That explains why subaru is still clinging to her fragile heterosexuality

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>>15553911
Yeah, me

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>>15553175
To be fair I don't want a sexual relationship with the talents. Interacting with their characters live on stream is enough. If we can have a friendship off-stream then that'll be cool too.

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>>15553175
>spoiler
>he believes this

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz
https://twitter.com/irys_en
The new pfps, Baerys can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556576
I want to kiss Bae. But I also want Bae to kiss IRyS. What am I to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556732
Have a threesome stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15553392
>She's for casual sex not pining or marriage.

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>>15556576
baerys bros, 2022 is ours to win

[Anonymous No.]

>>15557730
Brrats and Irystocrats going to be winning in 2022

[Anonymous No.]

>>15556732
You are IRyS

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>>15556576
These cute ass dorks

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be a running joke by the management at this point. She was literally on the thumbnail of the clip.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1476800422191185930

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder karaoke relay starts at 11:30 PST and Bae is at 17:30 which is kinda weird since for her it'll be next year already in 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15561504
I think the first time was a mistake and this one is a reference?

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>>15564095
Yeah, Im pretty sure it's a callback to the previous time this happened. Cracks me up.

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>>15561659
Her time is perfect for me.Only ones I won't be able to catch Mori, Ame or Gura because I have work. My boss is fucking ruthless, he refused to give me a new year holiday which is traditional in my country but oh well, atleast I ain't missing the stream.

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>>15553175
I think that is only true between employees and the talents but the talents themselves are something else. Matsuri for one in this clip never said that the talents themselves cannot date each other. Their rules are different. Not that I'm saying it's happening but that it's not really explicitly said. She was explaining how you shouldn't apply to Hololive and be her manager or some it job just to be closer. https://youtu.be/loO708q0ncg

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Since the karaoke will be a funnel from one girl to another, I hope the fans of the other girls get to see our rrats singing prowess today. Regardless Im hyped af for the relay, Ain't missing a single one!

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>>15561659
It's because she's not streaming on New Years Eve, she's celebrating it with her best friend and family and then getting up to stream on new years day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15567764
I read this as bae onlyfans....
just fucking shoot me bros

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15569267
Also you have to keep in mind how toxic work dating is in the US where one accusation of sexual harassment whether true or false will end your career, end your education, and ban you from social media. And since YouTube is the new Hollywood with its own papparazi its not a good idea to date other vTuber talents. Especially if you live in the west. Not worth the risk.

[Anonymous No.]

cute!

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>>15577719
>230k
sana bros...

[Anonymous No.]

I was planning on doing a new thread for /uuu/, who determines if a split is dead or alive? Will it be saged into oblivion by jannies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578689
Only anons' will determines if it's alive or dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579307
Guess I'll take on the duty, i asked because the last one was deleted by jannies which is odd. But whatever.
Have a good day rratkeks.

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>>15579649
How new? Seems to me it got past 300 posts and after a couple hours got bumped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15579834
>>15449068

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580277
Oh my bad wasn't looking at right thread. I'd assume mistake desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15580277
Probably OP just got banned with all his posts history and so the thread.
>>15578689
Go ahead

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>>15580277
Lol was the previous OP the Faunabaeschizo or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578689
>>15580802
Now i will take my leave, i am the rrat schizo btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15578689
Please remember to be kind to Bae as well. Bae is Fauna's emotional support animal after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15581131
It's all contained /here/, i have integrity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15581086
There's a Bae schizo?
>captcha GAYYD

[Anonymous No.]

Frame is up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdnKqHIgrkY

Rat live in 10 hours. Whose karaoke are you guys also excited to watch for the relay?

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>>15582149
I've been meaning to post schedule. Aside from Bae I guess I'm looking forward to Ina, IRyS and Gura. Most of the rest aren't good singers but I'll listen nonetheless.

>Ame of all holos is the one to sing me into the new year
Must be an omen

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>>15582149
Might as well watch all of it. Looking forward the most to my favorites, maroon 3 - Mori, Irys and Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465396
Happy New Year, guys! I'll be going around the other splits to give them my wishes too.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year brrats

>>15582149
I had this idea to stay up all night to catch all of them (and do an endurance something while waiting), but I don't think my body's up to handle an all-nighter

Anyway I can't say I'm as excited to watch the others as much as I am to watch Bae's but I will be starting with Mumei and will continue to tune in onwards

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>>15582149
>Mumei, Ina, Bae, Gura.
I haven't listened to Fauna in a while so I'll listen in just to fill the relay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15582428
Got a drinking party with friends so I’ll be able to watch everything and more importantly Bae!

[Anonymous No.]

Late happy new year Brrats.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year, Brrats
Hope you have more fun times with Bae in 2022
I was told you might enjoy something I wrote
It's a pretty long fic of (You)xBae during Christmas (almost 7k words)
I tried to make it as fluff as possible, but couldn't stop myself from making a good chunk of it sex
https://re(.)ntry.co/642z7 (gotta remove the (.), since it thinks rentry is spam)

Once again, happy new years, here's to more good times with your cute rrat

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year brrats!

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>>15588392
Thanks for the fic and the good wishes, much appreciated. Hope your oshi also has a great and fun year ahead of her.

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>>15588392
Let me guess, kronie?

[Anonymous No.]

Relay starting in 5min:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Ku0sj9WKE

Though I guess most of us have our starting line at Moomers?

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>>15590439

[Anonymous No.]

Next is Sana in 1 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LBNIh12o4g

[Anonymous No.]

15 min break then Kronii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIBVOyvZGk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15597069
kinda excited for this, I haven't heard Kronii sing since I switched to Bae I really hope she improved

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>>15583417
Update, my body woke me up in time for Kronii's so that's who I started with

>>15597838
IMO I think she did improve, she was shaky at the start but I'm pretty sure it was mostly nerves

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking forward to everyone listening to Bae for a change and the usual kneeling followed by anons living under rocks going "NO1 SAID BAE SING GOOD???". You can quote me later.

[Anonymous No.]

Moom time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP59D8xufgU

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year. We are gonna get more dumb nicknames.

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>>15602323
Yes! I love new nicknames.

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>>15600757
The "Bae can sing" kneelers has to be a meme at this point right? The first 2 karaokes I can understand, but Bae being a good singer was a doxxfag rrat even before debut

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>>15604646
There's a stupid amount of rrats about bae and I don't know why

[Anonymous No.]

Happy new year brats!

[Anonymous No.]

Faufau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1C-at0rh-I

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Fauna is absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Fauna's singing. Her singing ability isnt great at all but damn do I love watching her sing.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me brrats, is Bae wife material?

[Anonymous No.]

Ninners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN-Bw81o-xo

Also PACKED schedule is out

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>>15609403
Jesus Christ. Is she on meth or something?

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>>15609403
>5 MK streams before tourney
I would like to formerly dogeza for doubting her and saying she would not practice.

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>>15608940
No she's imouto material

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>>15608940
Depends on what you look for in a wife.
>someone who you can banter and with and needle each other
Then yes.
>someone who will most likely screw up a lot and apologize and make it up by screwing up some more
Then yes
>someone you can breed
Then yes
>someone who will be there for you
Then probably?
>someone who can cook/clean/support you
Probably not.....

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>>15609403
>>15609521
Gonna be honest, this is kinda tragic. Although she is practicing a lot, there is just no statistical way she can improve to the point of getting out of her group.

Happy to be proven wrong though.

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>>15609521
I thought I knew the limits of the Rat so I had my doubts. Now that those doubts have been crushed, I kneel

>>15610280
I think knowing the layout of most courses and not randomly falling off the stage is already a massive improvement. The most frustrating moments during her MK streams is when she has items she can use to leverage shortcuts but not capitalizing on them. Or moments when she pops a Star and just fall off the stage. Those items are supposed to give you the comeback potential but if you can't use them properly then the comeback is not real.

For comparison on how a small training arc can help out: Miko did a few marathon MK sessions where the stream did not end until she got a 1st place finish. As a result of these streams she was able to get top 3 placement in a lot of courses during the Yurukart collab stream. In terms of gaming competency I'd rate Bae higher than Miko just purely on her ability to adapt to games.

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>>15609403
On one hand, I hope she doesn't skip a stream since I don't want her to make a habit out of overpromising and underdelivering

On the other hand, I'm a bit worried for her burning out after doing 12 streams in a week..

But I think she can do it, and if she does I will kneel harder than I ever did before

[Anonymous No.]

If Bae gets an overall top 3 placement in her group then I'll send her 300 AUD for her efforts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15602323
>>15603817
You are now the brraps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15609403
New York zatsu?

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>>15611791
Look a little to the right.

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>>15609403

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>>15612057
Sorry, I broke that one last night when we were playing MK

[Anonymous No.]

Our rat is next
Since it archived I wonder if we'll get any song repeats from previous karaokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15612730
I'm glad it's archived cause I don't think I'll be able to survive another unarchived one so soon

[Anonymous No.]

Rat is for _____

[Anonymous No.]

finally! I thought, I would fall asleep before she begins

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>>15612867
Cuddles, drinking, couch co-op, and SEX

[Anonymous No.]

And now the best part of tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdnKqHIgrkY

>IRyS link in description
BaeRyS winning into 2022

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura streaming
The view killing overlaps continue into the new year...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15613644
THAT BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, that rat is just the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15613644
It's culling of the weak. But me? I shall savor each Bae songs.

[Anonymous No.]

jesus, after relaying since Kronii, I forgot how different Bae's singing is.... truly next level

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining a fireworks festival with Bae at your side

[Anonymous No.]

Is this really my rat? She sounds so different from tired rat in Space

[Anonymous No.]

God I've been waiting for this all evening her singing is just on another level. Ina was good too.

>>15614316
>me on the left

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>>15614316
Greentext anons! Come on, are you inspired to write again? That's a good prompt

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, I rarely watch Bae but she can sing pretty well huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15614571
You want tiny Bae using a rocket as a jetpack?

[Anonymous No.]

>It's another Bae sings and completely blows people the fuck away with how good she is episode
It keeps happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>15614947
Always knew she had sovl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15614947
People keep forgetting, despite her having the most archived karaoke streams in Council and the only one so far to put out a cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15614814
I will take whatever I can get. That said, I'm saving the kronnie gift of 7k greentext for tomorrow when I'm more sober

[Anonymous No.]

dont care about her singing
just wanna sniff rrat butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>15615550
With the songs she's singing you might even get another one later on

[Anonymous No.]

She loves us...

[Anonymous No.]

is she getting emotional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465396
yall rats have pretty solid oshi
>t. clueless takodachi

[Anonymous No.]

>now Gura AND Ame overlap
That's it, I'm not watching their karaokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15616499
Ina is pretty damn good too, she improved a LOT since last time I heard her singing.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, she's going IN

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or is bae's singing getting much better and better with each karaoke? I'm not the kind to notice gradual improvements, and I knew already that her singing was top tier, but this karaoke feels so much different

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15616630
I genuinely know that feeling. Her numbers are still strong, but it's completely unnecessary to crash this huge event with an own stream. Why can't they just chill on new year's day?

[Anonymous No.]

Bae's voice is just too good, your oshi is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15616826
Yeah, she's trying her best this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae with boomer tracks, goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not a koreanbro, but fuck, EN did not deserve Bae. This relay just showed the singing skill gap tbqh.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE

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>>15617930
They just let all the shitters go first so that amerifags get the good stuff. Yes, I'm salty.

[Anonymous No.]

A DEDICATION!

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere rat

[Anonymous No.]

>BaeRyS
why must my ship suffer this new year's eve

[Anonymous No.]

>>15617878
Those were simpler and easier times anon.
She chose a great song

[Anonymous No.]

This rat is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15618407
There’s always plenty of space in the baerys ship fellow anon

[Anonymous No.]

It's late. I can finally sleep. Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHnm3NJrKUQ
BaeRyS IS ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15618907
Damn, beat me to it. I've also seen posts in /hlgg/ about Bae joining Gura stream? But I can't imagine she wouldn't listen to IRyS so Idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15619051
yeah she is, but she will probably be listening to IRyS as well.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

[Anonymous No.]

>>15618593
Nothing against it, just caught myself feeling old. Your oshi is awesome, i kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15619143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlafJgBMrYk
put the wrong link

[Anonymous No.]

>>15618745
a minor setback. I believe in Lex

[Anonymous No.]

>>15619281
Bae entered (half an hour late)

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>>15622210
and also in IRyS chat so I guess she was busy until now and now is multitasking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15614316
>>15614571
>happy new years, anon!
>Bae greeted you at the door, dressed in a red Kimono, hair down, a flower under her ear
>Bae, I said I wasn't going, I can see the fireworks just fine from my balcony
>But anon, everyone else will be there with someone! I can't go alone, and you're the only one I can ask!
>you closed your eyes and pinched the bridge of your nose just thinking about the crowds
>urgh, fine but you owe me
>she practically jumped for joy
>yay! Thanks anon!
>you both met up with the rest of the girls and their dates
>you did all the standard festivities, target practice, goldfish catching, getting snacks from the local vendors, etc.
>having to be social was starting to grate on you and you could only imagine how the other anons were feeling
>but the girls were having fun and you knew you couldn't ruin that
>you were just thinking about your balcony when you felt Bae tug on your sleeve
>hey anon, there's a great view from that hill, wanna head up there? Just the two of us?
>oh mah gorsh, yes
>Bae announced you and her were heading off, and the girls said their farewells, some of the other anons shot you dirty looks
>the intimacy of the situation didn't even hit you until you reached the top
>there were plenty of couples on the hill as well, but you were all fairly spread out
>over here anon, I found a seat!
>you turned to see Bae sitting on an open bench
>she gave the spot next to her a pat and you sat down, a little closer than you were sure was appropriate
>you sat in silence
>you wanted to say something, but weren't sure what
>after what felt like an eternity you heard some pops
>they're starting!
>Bae pointed off into the distance, and your gaze followed her hand
>you felt a pair of warm lips on you cheek and turned your head just in time to see Bae pull back
>in the light of the fireworks you could make out a toothy grin
>happy new years, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>Booba sweat

Thank you Gura

[Anonymous No.]

What a day Brrats. Have a good on, Im off to work.
Our rrat is pretty smart huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T617fEu9ImQ

>>15625372
We knew that already from the Big Brain stream though.

[Anonymous No.]

australian accent is a buff for gura's shit, i think

there's also a few books of this stuff by afferbeck lauder that even i found difficult to read, but if you just pronounce it as written you speak with a convincing australian accent

ebb tide = appetite
afferbeck lauder = alphabetical order
as two examples

[Anonymous No.]

Damn Bae's karaoke relay was too good, her voice is amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

migrate when ready:
>>15631098
>>15631098
>>15631098