/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: TBA

First original song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY
12 Days of Christmas, HoloEN cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA
Target for Love Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021
GROOVE COASTER×GAWR GURA Wireless Earphones: https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B09NP6WR8T

Previous thread: >>15441764

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>>15452323
I love Gura the most!

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she's so cute

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I love Gura!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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So what do Gura's armpits smell like?

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>>15452504
Smell yours and pretend its hers. Close enough.

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I'm madly in love with Gura, and I WILL be the last chumbie.

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>>15452504
before or after I fuck them?

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Gura reach 3.70M subs. Target for love is almost at 666k. She gets a shit ton of SC from Karaoke and Minecraft.
Her karaoke stream was also number 1 that day in view

I know she doesn’t care about numbers but damn they are awesome I just wanna said it.
Wife strong

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>>15452323
Loli shark is the best waifu

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Gurass

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This art looks fairly innocent at first glance, but the more you look at it... God I wish that was me

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Gura's japanese Duolingo is still rent free in Japanese fans
https://youtu.be/d5vxzAW9k6g

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>>15453202
She should do a Korean one so their clippers can milk it until every second of the stream is clipped.

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>>15453202
it's crazy that that stream is STILL getting clips made from it

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>>15453188
Gross why is Ame watching Gura suck Yagoo's dick??

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>>15453542
She likes to watch. Also, that's me.

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>>15453479

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>>15453586
Doesn't look like you, it looks like Gura, but if you say so anon...

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>>15453592
me on the right

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>>15453542
I don't know I am Yagoo

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Just got back home from work, how were threads?

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>>15453592
>>15453624

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>>15453188
Gura liked this btw
https://twitter.com/gkdlfnzo1245/status/1475731597093924864

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>>15453676
pretty okay for the most part I think

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>>15453706
God Gura is such a dumbass tease

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>>15453706
no way, she must know what she's doing...??

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>>15453706
Based

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>>15453755

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>>15453706

can someone good with photoshop replace gura's face with that smug cat face?

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Goop goop cute.

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did gura have fun

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>>15453806
Yes, she did. Had a bit of slow start, but her mood and energy steadily improved throughout the stream

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>>15453188
is there a NSFW version?

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>>15453699

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Can someone explain the relay thing to me? I don't really get it all I've heard is that Gura didn't want to do it for some reason

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>>15453842
I wish. Hopefully someone will do an edit

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Cookies

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>>15453921
uh oh

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Gura's based shutting down the retard SCing her to do donation goals, I fucking hate that Twitch shit. Feels like the streamer is just whoring themselves out for money

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I wish Gura would whore herself out for my money.

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>>15454098
Newfag here, do I need to save the sound post with the exact same file name to make it work?

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>>15454177
Yes, or at least [sound=... part

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>>15454177
only part that matters is the part between the brackets

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Does gura's manager teach her japanese?

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>>15454208
no

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How was the Minecraft zatsudan?

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>>15454208
Technically, yes. She does use Japanese around Gura and Gura probably picks up a word or two from the exposure.

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>>15454206
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>>15454237
"Exposure" is not a reason to work for free as an artist or musician, even at a beginner level, and this argument is 100% BS

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Man that stream was really good.. got so many stories from Gura

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>>15454223
Gura talked about herself and her family, lots of streaming ideas,murdered chumbies with her cuteness at the end.

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>>15454331
Gura's resistance to telling stories and sharing things keeps dropping. I wonder how many walls there are left that she's willing to tear down.

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which one of you is still here with me >:0

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>>15454435
Gura wouldn't tell us about how she feels about twitter or how she stream with less viewers. I love she opens to share these to us now so much.

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>>15454441

I win

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>5 hours
Minecraft i fucking kneel. Jwu and i dont even think i have five hours today to watch this in.

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cowards

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>>15454435
She seemed to not want to talk about the other presents she got for some reason. I doubt she only got a bathrobe. But otherwise, yeah, she's definitely been more open.

I love hearing about her family and her stories like the being mistaken for a child at the airport. Good old pom pom hat.

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>>15454565
Blame Susan for not t counting people not tabbed in and focused and blah blah

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>>15454331
>>15454435
>>15454588

its possible she posted on social media her presents on her real-life account anbd doesnt' want to doxx herself

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>>15454588
>I doubt she only got a bathrobe.
Why? I barely get any presents now that I'm older and I have no difficulty believing she's the same.

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>>15454630
Good point. I don't get much anymore either, but I usually get stocking stuffer things like candy, snacks and random little trinkets, but of course not everyone does that.

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>gura thought about the penis-chan meme from the thumbnail
i love her

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Been listening to some recent Gura singing after a long while. I'm not trolling, I'm not lying about what my thoughts are on what I heard but has her voice been getting weaker/less capable of harmonizing? Is that training that she needs to get back on? And if she somehow reads here I mean that in no ill will, maybe she got the rona and is recovering for a while.

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>>15454614
I highly doubt she'd even post on an IRL account about her presents, considering how much she stays away from social media and how paranoid she is.

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>>15454588
It's not that unbelievable, my parents only got me 1 thing too.

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>>15454987
Yeah, I've not wanted to say anything because it always leads to schizo shitposting, but her singing has definitely not been as good lately. I didn't realize how much until I started listening to old karaokes again.

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>>15454987
>>15455059

Winter fucks with your vocal cords, she's not whining for nothing. Calli commented on the same thing during her Giratina stream.

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i wish gura would say whatever dumb thoughts popped into her head. damn her popularity for making her doublethink everything

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>>15454987
>>15455059
She was nervous in the last karaoke, and in the ones prior to that she was either sick, incredibly weak, or not warmed up.
The karaokes in early September I still think were her best and those weren't that long ago.

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>>15455082
>>15455086
I see, good points.

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Her response to the short video question was weird.

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>>15455121
Oh? I missed that

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>>15455121
Not really, it just sounded to me that she's putting it off still / hasn't gotten to doing it

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>>15455111
yeah, I remember people thinking her last year's december and her 2 mill kara in february were weak too

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>>15455059
>>15455082
>>15455086
Rather than these elaborate explanations I think the answer is pretty simple. She tried harder in the beginning because she had yet to prove herself.

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>>15455170
But she was best like 4 months ago? That wasn't the beginning.

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>>15455170
Her September karaoke was great though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRcp9WJHlI

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>>15455189
No she wasn't. She was at her best during her city pop phase, which was at the start. Her campfire karaoke is still her best karaoke.

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>>15455170
not really, her very best performances IMO were around june/july like 10 months after debut, honestly the very very first karas had lots of scuff due to nerves

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>>15455222
Oh yeah, that karaoke was really good. Trips of truth.

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>>15455247
That's incredibly false. Have you ever considered that you may be retarded?

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>>15455222
Yeah it was. Doesn't change anything about what I said though? Saying she tried harder in the beginning isn't the same as saying she sucks now lol.

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If you're going to argue about karaoke, reminder that they're always going to suck forever now thanks to the shittier song selection, and this is in no way Gura's fault so she'll be frustrated and annoyed every time she can't sing a song making them even worse.

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I think she didn't practice the ukulele for a long time so her shark brain can't handle singing and playing it simultaneously. After she dropping the ukulele she sang at her average level and the Hallelujah is as great as her normal peak level in my opinion.

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Shark dreams, chumbos

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>>15455309
dont fucking remind me, its only generic pop (either english or japanese) from now on

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>>15455287

I dunno man, I think the cold weather fucking with her vocals matches the timeline where her kareoke's started to decline rather than her just "phoning it in" far after hittign 3 mil.

personally, I hope she hits 4 mil some time in march when it gets warmer just for this reason.

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>>15455309
They have access to basically every single song still anyways. JASRAC has mostly everything.
The only thing is it also needs to be available on that karafun app.
The selection is still massive regardless

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this, except she also needs to fix her mic setup

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>>15455411
If it's so massive why is gura being stymied by it at every turn

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>>15455309
>forever
Wrong. I will kill copyright before Halley's Comet rolls around again

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>>15455424
>why is gura being stymied by it at every turn
Based on what? A single karaoke stream? She just needs to make sure its available before hand

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>>15455247
>nervous beginner gura is better than her full power belting standing karas
this anon is deaf

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>>15455247
One of my favorites, it even starts out cute as hell

https://youtu.be/g0lQESej9zc?t=1904

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>>15455400
The same thing didn't happen last year though and it's not like she has any crazy techniques or anything in her singing, nor is she picking technically difficult songs. I just think it's a bit of a cope to blame the weather in an attempt to spare her some criticism - which really isn't even criticism, it's completely natural to try harder at the start of a new venture. Also, if you go back to her old karaokes like the campfire one it's pretty obvious she was much more emotionally connected to her singing. She frequently started crying during some songs for example. I still love her singing but I've accepted that it's not going back to the way it was. I think that's a healthier approach than huffing some mix of hopium/copium all day.

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Since we're talking about past karaokes and it seems like Moon Song is dead for the time being, here's a blast from the past
https://files.catbox.moe/4jhkgi.mp3

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>>15455515
>thinking stability and power belts is the definition of good singing
didn't realize chumbies had no understanding of SOVL.

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>>15455663
Take your meds my guy, you very much are starting to sound like a schizo poster.

>I'm not SAYING she doesn't care as much but...
>what? documented reason for what might be causing this? no way!

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>>15455663
I mean again, I just dont think her beginning karas are her best, far from it actually, so your explanation doesnt work and Im just hoping for karas to get better than before

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Gura should replace all karaoke streams with dramatic fanfiction readings

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>>15455746
>but soul
gura always have soul, thats why Im talking about technical prowess because thats the thing that actually fluctuates

honestly at this point you just struck me as someone who has massive rose tinted glasses for the campfire kara specifically

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I regret asking the karaoke question. How about what are the chances Gura would be the first Hololive cameo in a Hollywood movie if a vtuber had to be picked?

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>>15455769
How am I the schizo? I'm saying I love her and accept her the way she is and you're the ones saying you "want her to go back to the way she was" which you're sure will happen right after she passes 3m subs, with some conspiracy theory-tier reasoning as to how the slightly dryer air molecules are messing up her vocal folds - despite literally millions of artists and bands being able to perform consistently regardless of the temperature outside. Including her own colleagues.

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>>15455833
not all, but some.

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>>15455920
if a vtuber HAD to be picked? like 90%

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>>15454132
Oh no, Gawr Gura whoring herself out for money? She *listens to first solo cover which is a fucking gacha advertisment* would *watches yet another shill stream, this time for some cookie gacha bullshit aimed at getting children hooked on gambling* NEVER! *buys even more crap overpriced low effort merch with her default pose plastered over shit*

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>>15455988
Sponsorships and merch is one thing, saying that you'll ONLY do certain activities for your viewers if they cough up a shit load of money is another. What a dumb false equivalency.

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>>15455515
>full power belting standing karas
She hasn't stood for karaoke in ages.

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>>15455121
She probably has managers asking or wanting to do stuff, remember that obviously copy pasted tweet for clips from a couplie weeks ago?

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Imagine getting another ASMR stream for 10 or 20k superchat goal. Although if you added up all the superchats asking for ASMR it must be a few thousand by now.

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>>15456078
read the whole conversation before jumping to comment my dude

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Gura confirmed if she did an ASMR it would involve her feet, leading the amusing "are there gloves for feet?" question.

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>>15456048
Instead she'll spit in her viewers face by selling out her first solo cover for money from a gacha peddler after mentioning wanting to do x or y song cover the past year.

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Was Gura not happy with her first ASMR considering how insecure she seems about doing another one? I really loved that one.

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>>15456102
no, if she just does it because she's obligated to do it it will end up soulless
Also, who's to say she'll even do them even if they are in a dumbass stretch goal, it didnt stopped a certain detective from flaking her charity rewards

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oh 'she's back, hello 2view sister

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>>15456173
Someone clearly made her very self-conscious over it, she went from being enthusiastic about doing more to saying she finds it awkward and now going full sour grapes 'ASMR is just a meme anyway'.

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>>15456173
it had technical issues, maybe she never figured out how to work that mic also

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>>15456157
>she'll spit in her viewers face
Man I hope so

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>>15456173
I think she's just frustrated at the technical issues.

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>>15456173
She was obviously self-conscious about it after the fact, seeing as she stopped completely afterwards and has said multiple times that ASMR makes her nervous (like just last stream)

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>>15456212
>now going full sour grapes 'ASMR is just a meme anyway'.
She's talked about ASMR 3 times recently:
>minecraft stream last week
>member's gift wrapping last week
>today's stream
if she really didn't want to do it ever again she'd just ignore the SCs talking about it.
I'm sure she'll try to do it again sometime in 2022, who knows when though

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>>15455988
oh no...a shill stream...Gura has NEVER done THAT before
Gura got paid, we got a song, gacha still runs rampant

everyone wins.

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ngl my heart dropped when she read some comment suggesting 'meme ASMR'. If you're going to do some cursed ASMR bullshit because 'le irony' or you think you're above it then just don't bother with it at all.

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>>15456358
Just ignore the seething 2views

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>>15456371
I seriously hate the "cursed ASMR", but it's the only way normalfags will really give it a chance

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>>15456383
yea, but I really wanted to post tacobell Gura

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>>15456358
you're responding to a seething 2view, just ignore her

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Good morning chumbuds, kill me please

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>>15456405
understandable, have a nice day

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>>15456371

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>>15456383
>>15456411
>this thread is newfag central and/or will buy into a falseflag when it bolsters their side
GUYS I AM A 200 CCV VTUBER NOW LET ME CALL GURA LAZY WOW IT REALLY IS ALL THOSE SEETHING 2VIEWS HUH GUYS

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>>15455794
>>15455903
>>15455515
>>15455270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50VLWOyfQRc
>thinking this is bad

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>>15456405
Fair enough

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>>15456471
She tried so hard back then. Chokes me up inside thinking of how half-assed she's gotten nowadays.

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>>15456471
never said it was bad, just not as good as the karaoke from the song linked here >>15455222

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>>15456371
I trust gura will put a good spin on it regardless, but she still needs to do

maybe doing a fun one will give her more confidence anyway

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>>15456510
why don't you try choking on my fat greasy unwashed cock instead?

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>>15456510

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>>15456525
you literally called that anon deaf for liking this though? nice backpedaling

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>>15454630
>>15455041
>>15454798
Retards, she got both her mother and father individual gifts. Gift giving rules and norms necessitate that the giftee reciprocate equally and proportionately, therefore Gura must have gotten at least two gifts from her parents. Why she refuses to describe the second gift is anyone's guess, but I'm sure it's for some nefarious and self-serving reason like everything else Gura hides from us.

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Guys I'm lonely virgin please don't watch Gura please watch Indie please support someone else please Gura is lazy please believe me she hates her fans please don't send her superchat

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>>15456471
never said bad, but if you wanna fight you got it
https://youtu.be/BtyK-no5ZVc
https://youtu.be/K0soFAnYlK4
https://youtu.be/LfLKpPlXKE0

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>>15456616
It's obvious the second gift was a boyfriend (me). Thank god they put my box by the wall outlet so I could keep my phone charged enough to watch Gura's streams.

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>>15456618
>please don't send her superchat
I don't, you have to be mentally ill at this point to still be donating to a literal millionaire.

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>>15456618

my fucking side holy shit.

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>>15456677
Haha yeah, I better send it to some poor 2views right?

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reminder >>15443014

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>>15456677
who should I send my supachat?

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>>15456616
Her second gift was a plane ticket to my house, pretty obvious why she couldn't say this on stream.

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>>15456584
I called him deaf if he thinks its better.

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>>15456677
what's with this seething 2view? Get a fucking life

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>>15456676
>>15456829
Actually it was some free mating press coupons from me, this horny brat already used 6 of it.

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>>15456811

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>no one linking the best rendition of lost boy

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>>15454322
What the FUCK does that have to do with anything? Did you just see the word 'exposure' and have a kneejerk response to it?

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>>15456983
nice we posting kino gura songs bow?
I dont have a sounpost but here you go
https://youtu.be/s5CTmyhfqLo

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>>15456983
Gura will NEVER learn the ending technique and sing it for us.

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>>15456983
skyfall, plastic love, and lost boy are top 20 Gura songs, easily.

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>>15457142
is it even in karafun?

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https://youtu.be/UbWBCjw5zJA?t=660
>Gura ate an entire pizza a couple hours before Christmas dinner in order to sleep for half an hour
what's wrong with this girl..

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>>15457293
>what's wrong with this girl..
a lot.

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>>15457316
This needs the sound clip, anyone got it on hand? I know it was a collab.

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>>15457293
She is so retard I love her so much

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOoofRzux4

uke is great for meme songs

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>the entire thread was seething at the bgm last mc stream
>now she instantly turned it off after the first comment
we did it reddit!

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>>15457429
As upset as that made her, I heard her humming to it during the stream.

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>>15457293
Has she never heard of weed??

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>>15457727
DUDE

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i fell asleep to her completing the majestic shrimp and then going to the jp server for something
what happened in the zatsudan? anything important i missed?

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>>15457966
She got REALLY lovey dovey with chat right at the end, the thread was golsing really hard for a while

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>>15457429
Has anyone actually found the bgm source? I tried but all she said was it was from Audiostock, I timed the loop and it was 2 minutes and 56 seconds, I looked on the Audiostock website and there are 30 pages of music (1,500 tracks) with songs of lengths between 2:55-2:57, I got to page 10 before I gave up

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>>15458033
https://audiostock.jp/audio/156133

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>>15458065
>2:58
i was a second out fuck my life

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>>15458065
doot doot doot doot doot doot

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>>15457157
Yes and all rights available in JASRAC.
https://www.karafun.com/karaoke/ruth-b/lost-boy/

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>>15458065
So she paid $30 to play that for us?? Dayum no wonder she didn't want to turn it off, I feel bad for spamming "BGM SUCKS" now :(

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>>15458086
Gura literally typed in キャラクター into the tags and grabbed the first one that was acceptable.

>>15458139
It's fine if she puts it into a playlist and shuffles through it. Looping it 100 times in a stream is a bit much.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1caf3cfMd14
imagine

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>>15455920
kizuna ai

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>>15457966
she wants to play a Skyrim fart mod

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>>15458239
>38
was going to say 28 but knee jerk to 38. she's 28

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>>15457966
Did you miss the talk during the JP server? She was talking about her plans for 2022 and how she wanted to try new things.
Also she brought ASMR up again shortly afterwards here:
https://youtu.be/UbWBCjw5zJA?t=8920
>I always have all these ideas for ASMRs, then I don't do them
At least she's aware of this rumao

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>>15458462
She said 9927 a couple time last year which means she was 27, now she is 28. WTF I believes this rrat

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>>15453706
Early version shows it is indeed the crotch area. Thats a bloody zipper.
https://twitter.com/gkdlfnzo1245/status/1474742153817763841

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>>15458239
Post a timestamp in the actual stream instead of a clipnigger you retard

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>>15458991
Nah. I don't actually watch her just wanted to share this since I support cunny

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>>15459854
Uoh

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>>15458239
uoh

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>>15460235

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I love Gura
That is all

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>>15456855
but it implies that one is bad and the other is good. if you think they're both good but one is slightly better the tiny discrepancy wouldn't have warranted such an aggressive response. "are you deaf?" is literally used when someone thinks something bad is good or vice versa.

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Eating a whole pizza and going to bed...
What a dumb shark, i will save her.

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>>15453188
why is ame looking at me like that

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>>15461197
She knows what you are going to do

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So did that one guy who said he was gonna SC gura about how she never streams actually do it? I feel like mocking doubters today.

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>>15461531
what do you think?

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>>15461531
>he believes what shitposter said
Anon dumdum

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oh god i will never forget about Gura teasing a feetcam stream, that will live rent free in my head forever, i can't stop imagining her cute tiny feet moving around, please kamisama let that happen
i will sacrifice anything, i must see my Gura's feet i beg you i need feet

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>>15461762
She basically admitted to being fat today, I'm worried it'll just break the illusion.

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>>15452323
is she the tradwife?

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>>15461901
I that case I prefer the ukulele cam, imagine the chubby tummy

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>>15462306
That's the only part of a chubby girl I wouldn't mind. A cute chubby tummy would be great to see during sex as well help to enhance the post-coitus cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462185
no, she's a childwife

[Anonymous No.]

Does the anon with the edited karaoke songs mega still exist? Anyone have the link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462185
Yes, she grew with a great mother and father. Though the internet perverted her from an early age, she still never went the ramona flowers route.
I would put a ring on her, any bf she ever had, if any, made the biggest mistake of their lives when they let her go.
Which worked well for us chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462532
It's still a tradchildwife, the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

mmhuhaha...
https://twitter.com/SophiaCerin2/status/1476197732549156867

[Anonymous No.]

uoh ToT
https://twitter.com/erokiri6630/status/1476196267453661191

[Anonymous No.]

>>15462742
>tradchildwife
Isn't that actually tautological when you consider that traditionally humans used to marry much younger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463072
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

She is in danger...
https://twitter.com/LLegokk/status/1476189657335570435

[Anonymous No.]

this is so satisfying to watch, look at the control

https://files.catbox.moe/obfmck.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463324
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463324
Trained Gura will kill a lot of goslings with her angelical voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463045
God that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463324
gura is an angel

[Anonymous No.]

Um, chumkeks, is this your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463143
I really fucking HATE that Gura is always depicted as nervous or scared of Chloe. Gura is an ATLANTEAN, a 9,000 year-old mythical being, half god and half human, daughter of Poseidon, sister of Atlas the King of Atlantis... Meanwhile Chloe is what? Firstly not even an orca, she has no orca characteristics, no tail, no blowhole, no fins, she's just a human with an orca-themed hood. As for her lore, she's an intern who acts as a fixer and cleaner for the secret society, basically your standard rogue class.. What would Gura have to fear from her? Just because orcas beat sharks in nature does not mean girl with orca hood beats Atlantean demi-goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463650
Haha it's funny because it's a bad drawing xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463678
Yeah, but Gura is a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463650
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463695
>Haha it's funny because it's a bad drawing xD
you realize thats literally guras sense of humor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463898
Which is the point of the post that anon replied to, in case he thought it was bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463324
what's so special about it?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463678
calm down autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463898
Yeah, Gura is cute but her sense of humor is lame as fuck. I feel like she was wittier earlier when she felt more averse to making low grade toilet jokes or just referencing tiktok memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464181
also calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464181

[Anonymous No.]

Chances of this to happen? I will die in happyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K68FeuV2WEA

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464438
65%

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464438
She has to dangle her feet without the PC below her, she is so fucking short

[Anonymous No.]

Retard, post a link with a time tag to her stream instead of posting clipfag shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is mamashark virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464641
well it was an immaculate conception, so of course yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15453202
I've never seen this side of it before: the Jclippers of EN content. Are there equally as many as the reverse? I'd expect not so many coz I don't think Japan has as big a westaboo thing as the West as weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15455988
oh fuck you're allowed to say out out loud!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464863
Use this site:
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g.html
Should give you an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454987
yes.
>>15455082
compared to last winter, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463678

>CHLOE
-no tail so no speed or control in the water
- not hydrodynamic, further reduced speed in the water
+ probably equipped with dagger which are good piercing/thrusting weapons for underwater combat but
- very short range and outclassed by the trident, THE underwater melee weapon
- can't breath underwater, has to surface to breath
+ can swim
- possibly dislikes entering water because she hates bathes

>GURA
+ cute
+ funny
+ large tail for great underwater propulsion and 3d orientation
+ hydrodynamic
+ posses a trident, the pinnacle of underwater melee weaponry
+ sharp teeth capable of close-range damage
- can't actually swim, sinks like a rock, and will remain there walking on the seafloor similar to sonic the hedgehog
+ posses floaties to remain buoyant on the ocean surface
- floaties can be easily pierced
+ controls an army of 3.7 million loyal followers
- the are is entirely mad of shrimps and therefore has zero combat potential


this may sounds biased, but I personally give ti up to Gura for this one if the battle takes place in water

[Anonymous No.]

>>15464863
The Japanese and Korean loves gura, there are shit ton of clips and it's fun to watch their comments towards gura sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465121
>floaties
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465203
is that REALLY your takeaway from my giant shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465267
I enjoyed your shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465267
Yes. Even Gura herself hates that retarded meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465121
T...thanks for the information... Gura mentioned she can use some magic like a mahoushoujo before just for your reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465340
oh, well yes. It's a joke at her expense, and it's hilarious given all the circumstances

She can't actually drown despite not being able to swim (because her girls are different than normal shark gills)tabun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465510
I bet you think her tail is an anal plug too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465510
>girls
gills

I'm dumb

>>15465687
anon, stop being combative. Go be angry any nothing somewhere else

No, it's not a plug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465749
Don't tell me what to feel, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

i love guara!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465749
>No, it's not a plug.
Why not? It's hilarious and a joke at her expense, lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>"2022 the year i wanna try new stuff with streaming"
>she said that after teasing about body cam streams
Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465861

[Anonymous No.]

>>15458239

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465905
don't worry... she is virtual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15461762
she could play DDR with her feet since she's good at rhythm games, and at the end of the stream she removes the socks and reveals her sweaty feet and spreads her toes at the camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465905
I hope she tries doing the short videos again. Would be nice if she had some lined up on down days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466188
Virtually not doing anything she teases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465023
Oh cool. Thanks.
>>15465176
I put some of them through translate and I think I got the gist of what they're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15457293
how? what? this doesn't make sense on any level, I refuse to believe these thoughts went through her brain. and how did she get her hands on an entire pizza while dinner was being cooked in her kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466254
Stuff ENtoJP are interested in:
https://youtu.be/9A9b7MCXLj0

[Anonymous No.]

This might make me sound like a complete faggot but listening to Gura sing literally gives me shivers (in a good way). I've NEVER felt that way from listening to a female singer before. I think it's because she's (virtually) singing TO me, and not just abstractly on the radio or something. I want to hold her and love her and protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463678
How do we know gura is a half God?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466522
Well, poseidon did bang human women right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466485
Look at the comments too, i used google translate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15465905
has any holo even done that? gura is one of those people who says things in the moment just to please but people give her shit about it. she probably thought she shouldn't have said that right after saying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466611
Gura is half shark half human, how did she inherit her shark half?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466847
magic

[Anonymous No.]

>hangs with kronii off stream

these two being bros is funny

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXLn3oEFEs
ugh, this made me nauseous. please, please stop trying to be more like kronii, it's already happened some and has severely downgraded gura in my eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466847
Greek gods look like humans, some with animal features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466980
They are from a similar breed, do your reps on kronii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466980
How is Gura trying to be more like Kronii?

[Anonymous No.]

Update on my Gura art:

I know I left a few days before finishing the hair but I think she's starting to look much better now I got the hair and hair clips finished. I'm still undecided on what to make her body, if to do it naked or just hoodie, please give me advise and thoughts on this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467230
Cool what program your using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467265
Paint
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467230
I like simple design

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467293
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466233
That's lame as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15456173
Other than some audio issues, "Connecting Touch" was a really good ASMR, and I like the version with audio corrections done by one anon.
If she does her themed ASMR ideas, I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if for the feet stream she wears tights instead of socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467451
>Getting extra content that Gura thought would be funny is lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467230
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467230
looks like hot garbage you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/df8vxZoTIco?t=4420

time to jam

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467653
im not a foot fetishist and i've been able to resist gura's brainwashing so far but i think that would make my dick so hard it'll reverse the flow of gravity

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467653
Just being able to see the outline of her feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467653
Good lord, the thought just made me diamonds...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467653
personally? pass
Gura has great legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467653
I would be tabbed in for the entire stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468168
Well she said she'd wear long socks, so tights would show more of the shape of her legs than long socks would. She won't show bare skin.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people talking about a feet stream as if it would ever even happen lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468344
Way better conversation than what gets talked about here sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468344
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468344
>>15468446
You talk like pondering about gura potentially doing a feetcam stream is a bad thing. What a couple of faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468344
Well she literally brought it up on her own and said she would wear socks if she did it, so without intervention from management I think she might. I think the most likely thing is her starting her handcam stream as a footcam stream for a joke, so it would only be a few minutes of her socked feet swinging around or even maybe her trying to do something with her feet, and then the rest of the stream would be a regular handcam with gloves

[Anonymous No.]

Smellfags give footfags bad rep. I like clean and cute feet. What's attractive about dirty feet I will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
>Smellfags give footfags bad rep
gura is literally a smellfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468556
I didn't say anything bad about the conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468589
It's one thing to like different smells and other thing to want to sniff and lick something dirty and unhygienic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
that like a brap fag complaining that scat fags give them a bad rap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
>What's attractive about dirty feet I will never understand
Sweaty is not the same as dirty, what's not cute about a girl who's feet are all hot and sweaty after a workout? You're telling me that you wouldn't suck Gura's toes after a ring fit stream? You might be a fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468589
its difference for girls, scents are very important for females

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468695
No, thats a dumb comparison, it's more like a guy who likes asses/rimming complaining that brap fags give them a bad rep, it's one thing to like the body part, another thing to like the gross smells and.. excretions.. from body parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468695
Feet are just a body part no different from hands or anything else, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468640
It's implied.

[Anonymous No.]

Morning Chumbies. Read anything interesting lately?
I started reading Mushoku Tensei and it's just made me depressed at the realization that if I had applied myself more I could be much happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
What if I like feet that smell like lavender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468695
Normal: Liking feet
Not normal: Liking filthy, unwashed feet
Normal: Liking butts
Not normal: Liking filthy, unwashed butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
sir this is a sharkpit zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468756
Liking asses and complaining about shit is one thing, but licking asses and complaining about shit is another. You can like butts and not be into anal stuff if we're talking buttocks, but if you are literally licking the part of the butt that excretes shit you are kind of asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468846
I have yet to finish the anime, i don't read anything that isn't scientific or philosophy books which i have not done in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468574
I just like the warmth and shoe smell you get from sweaty feet, if it smells like cheese or eggs or anything gross, she probably has some nasty shit growing on her feet or under her toenails. Luckily for us, Gura was appalled that Mori doesn't scrub under her toenails, so we know she takes damn good care of her feet and, even when hot and sweaty, they will be nice and hygienic

[Anonymous No.]

gura's announcement will involve all of EN at the end of her karaoke relay, not merch related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469043
We know, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468972
That's so stupid, like saying you must like piss if you eat pussy, or you must want to be spat on if you enjoy kissing. You can find a body part sexy, and want to squeeze, touch, kiss and lick it, without wanting to interact with bodily functions and secretions involving that body part

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469087
how the fuck do >we know that when kiara just said on stream? It's not gonna be Reflect MV like everyone here expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468972
>Liking asses and complaining about shit is one thing, but licking asses and complaining about shit is another
My dude, people's assholes are not perpetually caked in shit, yours might be, but most people, especially before a sexual encounter, wash themselves thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469043
buying calls on 3D debut

im high on hopium

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's pretty, curvy feet working the pedals as she plays a driving sim...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469176
Fuck off KFP fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468589
it’s pretty obvious that she likes natural clean smells that aren’t from being dirty or unclean - which is patrician

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469294
She likes the smell of sweaty feet/armpits, up to you if you consider that dirty or unclean..

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469405
i mean sweat has pheromones so everyone likes the smell of the opposite sex's armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469176
>It's not gonna be Reflect MV like everyone here expected
To expect is to hope it is so, which if you know gura, you know you should keep expectations low when it comes to announcements. It doesn't stop chumbuds hoping "this" time will be the time she does announces something people here have been waiting for.
Like the Reflect MV.
Go back to KFP, chimkinfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468846
Mornin, just lyin in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469261
>>15469465

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469043
oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469090
>That's so stupid, like saying you must like piss if you eat pussy
No, you don't have to like piss but I'm not grossed out by it. When girls squirt, part of it is a fluid that comes from the skene's gland, and part of it is literally just piss from the bladder. You don't have to like piss if you eat pussy but if you're completely grossed out by piss then you are an idiot for complaining if you get pissed on (or you can go into denial like squirtfags)
>You can find a body part sexy, and want to squeeze, touch, kiss and lick it, without wanting to interact with bodily functions and secretions involving that body part
You can, but you're being dumb if you choose a part with really really bad secretions and then complain. It's like being into extreme sports and then whinging because you broke a bone. You're circling the danger zone, so you might be... in danger?
>>15469198
>My dude, people's assholes are not perpetually caked in shit, yours might be, but most people, especially before a sexual encounter, wash themselves thoroughly.
There's still microparticles, and if you're literally sticking your dick into an ass you can't exactly complain about some level of poopiness. People who rim definitely get gastrointestinal sickness more than people who don't. You can't clean that thoroughly that you get rid of fecal bacteria. Even an enema isn't enough. That's why gay people have higher STD rates. They only have butt stuff and butt stuff passes on more stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469043
We did not know this for sure at all and I appreciate the update

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469578
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469043
why does kiara feel the need to make everything about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469216
>Gura's pretty, curvy feet
deformed* feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469698
there is no legitimate reason to believe that her feet are deformed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469711
she said they were

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469724
she said some random person told her they were

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469711
>there is no legitimate reason to believe that her feet are deformed
besides the fact that she has said they are on multiple occasions, as has her chiropractor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469753
not credible

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469748
>random person
chiropractor

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469774
okay, worse than a random person

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469764
ah yes, so your source of "coz i said so" is far better than something gura has said multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469698
They're probably majestically arched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469799
it's entirely based on the word of a random layperson

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469176
Everyone but Mr. I tried telling people that Gura is not going to release the Reflect MV so close to Mori releasing their original song. Some tards here don't use their brains

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469833
>the word of a random layperson
a chiropractor who has seen her feet, as well as gura herself, please explain to me why the word of a random 4chan autist who has not seen her feet is more credible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469918
We need to inspect her feet and see for ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469918
NTA but I think the chiropractor is less credible than any random person off the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469799
She said one of her legs was longer than the other. It's not in any way "deformed". It's normal. According to Gura her feet are also "nice" and "arched".

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469918
chiropractors don't have useful information about medical topics

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to ignore bait chumbies, gura's beautifully arched feet are perfect for footjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469958
he has seen her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469833
She probably has some opinion on whether or not it's true given that they're attached to her

[Anonymous No.]

>15470007
Bait, ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469962
>According to Gura her feet are also "nice" and "arched"
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469810
They are. And as far as deformation goes she’s made it clear it’s not like disgusting or anything and that it’s like slightly different than the average foot. I wonder what that means though

[Anonymous No.]

>15470039
More bait best be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470039
https://streamable.com/7hycgx

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469991
oh nyo, I'm doing the imagining thing again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470062
Retard, ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470062
i can literally visualize it holy shit this brat is giving me a foot fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470044
>>15470039
>>15470031
>>15470029
>>15470007
>>15469991
>>15469967
>>15469962
>>15469958
>>15469946
>>15469918
>>15469833
>>15469810
>>15469799
>>15469781
>>15469774
>>15469764
>>15469753
>>15469748
>>15469724
>>15469711
>>15469698
>>15470039
>>15470044
>>15470057
>>15470062
>>15470069
>>15470080
>>15470127
Man, I just wanted to shitpost a little and ended up writing all of these posts. Proud of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470163
i probably shouldn'tve tagged every post like that but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470163
>>15470248
All me.

[Anonymous No.]

Does minecraft bring out absolute retards in gura's chat

[Anonymous No.]

When announcement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470406
next year

[Anonymous No.]

ohayoooo

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sunshine

[Anonymous No.]

She's retweeted so schedule maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470429
Please serious answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470551
that was literally a serious answer. it's in gura's first stream of 2021 (EST).

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, please retweet that Gura/Council animation so more people can see it. Most people don't check the likes.

[Anonymous No.]

When is announcement please

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if those anons trying to make a Gura voice generator have gotten anywhere with it
I took a little time to look into deep learning voice synthesis and I was surprised at how good it can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470606
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470505
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sunshine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470578
Here is the schedule for the relay. Gura ends at 1:15am EST January 1st. So right after that
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1475602966392582153?t=F8zbKkvcRv7ribZy5IF14g&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>15463324
>~10 cents off on average
Pretty good
Also those harmonics are pretty satisfying

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470620
Regardless of how good it can be, it only invites trouble to her. Hope those anons never make it available. Maybe make some memes of their own, but to release it to the general public is a huge mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470572
i meant to type 2022 huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470692
and her intonation is often better than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470694
He already said he'd keep it to himself and just take requests from here

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470694
How? She doesn't have any presence what so ever outside of streams. If you find a recording you can always cross reference it to a stream or an event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470505
Ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470797
It's not hard to trick people, especially those who are only into vtubers for the drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470885
I still don't see how it would make any difference. Those people believe every rrat regardless wether it has a voice clip or not.
I mean there's schizos who still think she hates Kiara even after she has said otherwise multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470505
That's all you'll get

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470885
Honestly Gura and HoloEN have declined a lot, I don't think normalfags care about them much anymore. I doubt something like that would gain enough traction to matter.

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470996
Even if she doesn't hate her, it doesn't mean she likes her. Knowing kiara's past, even i don't like her all that much.
Even more when she was supposed to be the star of myth given the quality of her model/rigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471091
Dead tired after the games we played yesterday hehehehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471107
Even IRyS is far more interesting and entertaining than kiara. Despite her debuff model she has amassed a core audience to rival kfp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471055
You're very unimaginative if you think there's no kind of yab voiceclip that would make normalfags care, especially coming from Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471252
There is a reason she doesn't tweet as much as she would, people who watch streams will know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471091
Nyo silly, now take a break

[Anonymous No.]

I love her muffled laughs, her trying to keep her laughs quiet. God she is so cute my heart can't take it...

[Anonymous No.]

don't know why people are freaking out over Gura saying ASMR is a meme when memes are her favorite thing in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471420
There aren't many people at all freaking out over that because she was specifically turning down "meme asmr" in favor of more serious themes with that sentence. Confusing but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471047
Ohh nyooo...

[Anonymous No.]

jwu did anything happen in the last 12 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471598
Gura is still Cute. Experts are baffled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471598
Yeah
I love Gura even more now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471047
I like the way she's looking at me, implying I am her boyfriend and the reason she is taking a day off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470694
we really don't give a fuck what you hope for and what you think is right or wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like to have Gura stream on twitch to a smaller public

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
no twitch is cancerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
>twitch
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
>have Gura stream on twitch
fuck off and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
not twitch because i really like youtube the best, but otherwise yes bc she’s more comfortable and open with less people, she said so last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471771
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
She should stream on zoom just for this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
SHE already did that and probably found it hard to get close to her viewers since SHE was like the meme girl at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
>Incoming raid from Megafaggot69
>RAID RAID RAID POG POG POG
>Guraplsnoticeme donated 300 gift subs!
Fuck. No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
Yes, no question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471916
If streaming on twitch meant cover would be less obsessive about permissions then yes, but that's a huge if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472059
It's coming to YT as well so there will be no difference.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do fembuds write their names like「 e m i i 」or 「r i r i 」is it a secret sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472118
who are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to chug jug with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472059
not to mention every other twitchbro streamer checkmark attentionwhoring in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472118
>fem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472141
When gura asked about fembuds I noticed the usernames of people claiming to be girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472242
anon.....those weren't ACTUALLY girls........

[Anonymous No.]

I know Mori and Kiara have a lot of fem fans but how the rankings go for Ina, Gura and Ame? I'd say Gura>Ina>Ame but I'm honestly not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472242
women don't exist buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472262
>>15472211
>>15472290
「 」is this a sign of trannies use to identify other trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472242
Rule 30: There are no girls on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472262
>>15472290
>>15472330
Hello, fembuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472326
those are like the quote marks in japanese but w*sterners think they look aesthetic or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472265
All the estimates I've seen had Gura and Ame as the highest proportion of male fans in Hololive.
I guess there are more JP female viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I just want to point out that Gura played along with a 'real woman?' joke in chat when she got that SC from someone claiming to represent Gura's female fans. This therefore means she is not brainwashed with tranny propaganda, which is a big relief considering she is part of the prime demographic for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472211
>>15472262
>>15472290
>>15472330
Atleast fauna is women and a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
Timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
Yeah luckily she’s pretty genuine and doesn’t tolerate a lot of bs

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to believe that anyone on the internet is a woman until they prove otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
>brainwashed with tranny propaganda
you think about girlcock more than actual trans women do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472633
>actual trans women
We've got a live one here, folks.

[Anonymous No.]

It was mostly just funny at the conventions when they hunted down the female fans to let them ask a question and all of them said, "Actually, it's my brother who's the fan and I just came here with him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472672
gb2 /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472754
>not buying into tranny bullshit
>/pol/
Sorry but the vast majority of humanity view you as mentally ill, not just a handful of fascists on a basket-weaving forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>all of these fags acting like women, trans or otherwise, actually exist
Oh man I can't wait to go see my favorite woman while riding on my pet pegasus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15454098

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466508
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
You can tell Gura doesn't fall for most kikery but obviously she can't just come out and say certain stuff

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472786
having tranny cock on your mind so much that you try to draw nonsensical connections between a joke gura made and her opinions on trannies is a classic symptom of being a /pol/faggot

now please kindly return

[Anonymous No.]

So anyway, any other real biological girls here? Fembuds hit me up with your discord or whatever you use idgaf
Pic related, it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472858
Whats gunna happen when she drops an entire box of cookies all at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472874
kek

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>>15472895
She'll vacuum them up with her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472895
XK-Class End of the World Scenario

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>>15472871
You can actually tell from her calling out that America's Got Talent bit as staged, that shit is super basic emotional manipulation bs yet most people buy into it blindly.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna is the only real Fembud, keep on seething 2view hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
Its a shame that most of you faggots here are brain washed by tranny propaganda so badly that you cant even comprehend that females watch Gura and use the internet.
I swear every time a non streaming female is brought up there are like 10 dudes actually crying in their chairs that a tranny has invaded their safespace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472484
Based shark

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>>15472992
The Susan Boyle thing from Britain's Got Talent? Just a typical diamond in the rough story, but definitely staged because I doubt any common person thinks you have to be pretty to sing well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472693
>the female fans to let them ask a question and all of them said, "Actually, it's my brother who's the fan and I just came here with him."
Pretty impressive (or shameless levels of autistic) that the brother was able to admit being a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473148
You're making the mistake of taking everyone literally. Most people here know that statistically there's bound to be actual female fans given the size of her fanbase, it's just that given the prevalence of mental illness there's also bound to be a lot of trannies too. Questioning anyone that claims to be female is both a joke/meme dating back to the old internet as well as a reasonable defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact: All shrimps are born male, but some become female later in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473301
t. trannie

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472857
I guess I asked for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473209
>but definitely staged because I doubt any common person thinks you have to be pretty to sing well.
It's particularly egregious given the popularity of singers like Adele yet a lot of people won't question what's presented because it's emotionally charged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473290
Nah saying "tits or gtfo" is a joke/meme dating back to the old internet.
Literally seething about "trannies" whenever a female appears is a mental illness all its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473325
the point is that all female shrimps are trannies, and all male shrimps have potential to become trannies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473372
t. tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473351
It's ok, I feel the same way bro. I love her

[Anonymous No.]

post GURA

[Anonymous No.]

I want gura to sing Moonman songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473388
Yhank god i wasn't born with feminine traits as a male, else i believe i could have been groomed into that.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473406
Thanks man. Of course, I'd knife fight you for her love if it came to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473438
When I was like 4 or 5 in pre-school I wanted to wear a dress. I shudder to think what would have happened if I had vocalized that in a modern day progressive family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473526
you would've worn a dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473526
a really cute picture of you as a kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473526
They would be force feeding you hormones and making you wear skirts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473516
I wouldn't want it any other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473564
>>15473589
And then gotten injected with estrogen every day prior to puberty even starting which would have fucked my physiology for life your brainwashed psycho fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Nexon representative here
You passed 700k chumbuds it’s good but go on and pass 1M please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473649
or some kid would've called you gay and you would've abandoned the idea for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473438
No need for feminine traits anon, the main indicator for potential that a shrimp turns female is algae

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473526
Makes me feel some pity for trannies, but not enough to not make fun of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473713
Gura is going to be so fucking salty if target of love does better than Q somehow

[Anonymous No.]

is goop goop going to stream today

[Anonymous No.]

what wil grong stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

When is Q being realised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473843
we really wont even have to think about that considering Q is actually gonna get promoted + its gonna have a music video

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473843
A big portion of her fans will never listen to Target Of Love because it's a shill song

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473713
I mean Gura's cover already has over 3x the views the official song has on YT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473966
You need meds if you honestly believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly though a shill cover is brilliant advertising. It's evergreen content and if she keeps it in that covers playlist it'll be seen by literally everyone that visits her channel from this point on. Cover better have negotiated a good deal for it otherwise Nexon got away with a steal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474037
can you stop obsessing over this cover already?

[Anonymous No.]

who cares if its a shill song if it's good

[Anonymous No.]

I just wish her first actual cover wasnt a shill song but hey.... whatever I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474209
Hey you retarded nigger stop being retarded "on purpose" you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474230
i literally don't

[Anonymous No.]

Had a really hot dream, I think because of that video where she said "Don't squeeze me too hard!", where I had Gura tied to the bed, her little malnourished, pale body completely naked, and I knelt on top of her chest and broke all the fragile, brittle bones of her ribcage one by one, the sternum was the hardest to pop, I had to use all my strength, and when I did her screams turned to cute, gasping breaths as her lungs collapsed... Fuck I love her so much..

[Anonymous No.]

best-case scenario: gura announcing that she gonna make an album

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
what the fuck anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
damn youre fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474365
In my dream she had osteogenesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
If you love her why do you want to cause her pain? Sicko

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474409
sure fatass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
I hope you die in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
oooh you are SO edgy, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
I don't actually like telling people to kill themselves, but if you fantasize about this shit, you really should before you end up actually a serial killer, so yeah kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
Thank you for sharing, that was hot, especially the part where you maked her lung colapse

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474255
Its amazing how you manage to be more retarded than this guy >>15474261

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
fapped to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474540
>why hasn't gura done a song cover yet!
>no not that song cover

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474845
nta but....
>>15474230

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474886
i literally don't get it. do song covers not count when its a song you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474261
Fucking die

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474886
Just say solo song cover, no need to pretend to be an elite consumer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474913
anon....
>>15474230

[Anonymous No.]

What if for smaller audience and more comfy streams Gura did Shark-side only streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474964
I mean if people didn't know what anon ment than they should probably be put down.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, should I jump from the rooftops of a building? And dive head first onto the concrete floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
Then I'd upgrade to Shark-side membership

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
She wouldnt do that because not only would it be controversial it would also be a dick move and Gura wouldnt do that.
She may be lazy but shes not a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475115
You will miss Gura streams so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
and have a chat full of only the most insufferable paypigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
That'd be great, but I don't think she'd want to further exclude viewers more than regular member streams already do

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
If she won't even give new emblems for shark side there's no way she's going to do exclusive streams

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to miss three days worth of gura, the times I I am watch her I don't care to see her. I am an absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475115
Please do. it only makes me one body closer to being the last chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475090
maybe you shouldn't use cryptic indirect language on a text based forum

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475115
No that's a stupid way to do it, exit bag is the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475138
Who do you think she wants to get more personal with? Gura likes her paypigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
There's no way she would do extra streams, they just replace public streams. I'm not against it but "what if Gura streamed more" goes nowhere as an idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475072
A better idea would be to stream for people who have been members for 1 year or more

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475137
Would gura laugh at me for having those thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475225
Oh wow you actually thought of a worse idea, well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475228
she literally wouldn't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475217
>Who do you think she wants to get more personal with?
me and me alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475228
I'll SC the news of your suicide to her so she can say lets gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475225
That's a good idea, it eliminates trolls and also doesn't make people spend more money to do it so it's not greedy, just a way to thank her biggest supporter

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475185
Example A of people who shouldnt be allowed to reproduce for the good of mankind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475225
Pretty sure thats not how youtube works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474429
I would gently kiss her from the neck down, across her flat chest and cute tummy, and eat her out till she came. Then I would fuck her while tweaking her nipples. We'd cuddle in the shower together afterwards and after that I would make her breakfast... and wake up, because this is all fake and not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475384
Yes I know but it would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475392
After you broke her ribs??

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475356
Do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

What if it's a collab song with a JP member? Hoping it's Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475415
Personally, and this is just me so... uh this is kind of embarrassing... I'm into girls with intact rib cages. Go ahead. Laugh at me. I can't help my fetish for girls with healthy unbroken bones. It doesn't make me a sicko or a subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry guys, Gura's big announcement is that I'm her boyfriend. Sorry that I had to spoil the surprise, but it didn't feel right making you guys wait through the entire relay if you wanted to leave after finding out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475533
before the thread dies i want everyone to know i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475518
based, fuck vertebrates, we loves SHARK GIRLS here