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>Last thread - >>15183093
>Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
>Twitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna
>Current schedule - tba
>Last stream - https://youtu.be/wxtfVPurW2w
>Stream status - https://imissfauna.com

>I'm new to Fauna, which stream VODs should I watch to get into her?
ASMR - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Minecraft speedruns - current best of 2:41:59 - https://youtu.be/ZdHCf5NLmZ0?t=7905
Spore - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeMzF79onvOx2PjYIwyj36G
Pokemon Unite - https://youtu.be/C2R6zHNePhg
Resident Evil 7 - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykf8wvxHI-9xKZP_WMdmbD_8
Animal Crossing - https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

>> No.15321337
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Rrat Review later on today.
https://youtu.be/4oucNt9FvIk

>> No.15321776
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Don't miss Fauna, she's happy with me alone

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>>15321776
I made this post

>> No.15322594

>>15321776
I wish I was an elderly cat. That's the life.

>> No.15322859 [SPOILER] 
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>>15321776
Yeah well, can you handle THIS?

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She wants to protect our smiles, and as a result, I want to protect her.

>> No.15323560

>>15322859
OH NO, NO NO NO CLOVER BROS WE GOT TO COCKY...

>> No.15323656
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>>15322859
Why would I use it instead of burying my face in Fauna's soft bosom whenever she picks me up the bed

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its not the 25th anymore why are the hats still here

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>>15325913

>> No.15326715

>>15325913
Reminds me of the Mario Kart collab where Gura's face exactly at boob level the whole time

>> No.15328787

hello saplings, fauna has been my #2 for a while, but I've decided to move on from my original oshi so now I'm here to uuuuuuuuuu

>> No.15329018

>>15328787
Shameful.
Who was your Oshi?

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>>15326153

>> No.15329564

>>15325090
Boxing day muhfugga

>> No.15329775

>>15328787
Welcome to the family

>> No.15330137

>>15329018
Don't want to bring any shitflinging here so I won't say. It wasn't a happy decision, but a while coming.
>>15329775
ty

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>>15330137
Understandable, have a nice day

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soon...

>> No.15331604

>>15330137
I kinda understand what you mean. I didn't really have a previous oshi, just someone that I could call a favorite (and who is still one of my favorites)

But said favorite was partly responsible for Fauna coming into existence in the first place just saying that should make it a bit obvious who it is, not that it takes much to narrow it down

>> No.15331673

>>15331604
>said favorite was partly responsible for Fauna coming into existence in the first place
You can say GODchama, anon.

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>>15331673
It's actually not chammers, but thinking about it more, it's not inaccurate to say she was also partly responsible for Fauna.

>> No.15331853

>>15331771
I was only memeing, but I think I know who you mean.

>> No.15332334

Is IRyS actually a character in the game or does it just have her songs?

>> No.15332505

>>15332334
You're in the wrong thread, but no IRyS herself isn't in D4DJ as a character, just her songs.

>> No.15332825

>>15330137
It's okay anonchama, the same thing happened to me. If I say who it is, it would give me away immediately.

>> No.15332995

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1475311309583491078
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1475311309583491078
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1475311309583491078

>> No.15333044

>>15332995
DRYBI

>> No.15333333

Fauna!

>> No.15333394

Anuaf!

>> No.15333748

konfauna

>> No.15333939

imf no longer

>> No.15334181

Fauna's breasts on full display

>> No.15334277

Fauna killing it with the jokes already. I love this dork.

>> No.15334457

Fauna sure loves chat eh

>> No.15334477

>>15334457
that was cute

>> No.15334836

Fauna just noticed the alcohol. She truly is Green Lamy and I love her for it

>> No.15334889

Imagine getting drunk with Fauna

>> No.15334911

>>15334836
? i noticed it before they did and i don't drink

>> No.15335121

Fauna likes Hot Wheels?!!

>> No.15335707

I want a Maid Fauna keychain

>> No.15335831

>>15335707
I want a maid Fauna.

>> No.15335887

Fauna piggyback ride...

>> No.15335909

fauna please stop using words i cannot understand...

>> No.15335944

Fauna gaming!

>> No.15336563

fucking /fit/

>> No.15336575
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The freshest fauners

>> No.15336628

I want a Fauna scented air freshener.

>> No.15336655

>>15336575
which one of you is this? Love your rep corner

>> No.15336763

>>15336575
>>15336655
based anon >>15336536

>> No.15337013

holy shit she is such a dork I want to marry her

>> No.15337374

FML she mentioned Eva, I'm gonna die alone simping for Fauna.

>> No.15337473

fauna air freshener... uuuu

>> No.15337502

>>15337374
>she mentioned one of the most widely known anime
why is this a big deal to you?

>> No.15337574

>>15337502
personal favorite

>> No.15337812

I am now back to imf

>> No.15337998

>>15337812
And I still don’t know what IMF means.

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>>15337998
anons a spy obviously

>> No.15338300
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I think I've matured over my Missing Fauna but man I do really feel empty whenever any of her streams end

>> No.15338370

What's a good Fauna vod to watch? I just rewatched Pokemon Unite recently.

>> No.15338569

I BELIEVE

>> No.15339115

>>15338370
Do you ever get a strange desolate feeling when watch old vods? like, youre in a weird mixture of being left behind/fomo/feeling late?
I really don't know how to explain it. I'm probably just retarded.

>> No.15339652

>>15339115
I just think of it as catching up on stuff from before she was my oshi. Someday soon I will have seen every Fauna video.

>> No.15340288

>>15339115
I've caught every single Fauna stream live and I still go back to old vods when I'm desperately in need to hear her voice.

>> No.15342717

God I love and miss fauna so much, what do I do...

>> No.15343944
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Happy Late Holidays, Saplings

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>>15343944
Same to you dear anon.

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>>15343944
Likewise anon, hope you have a wonderful new years!

>> No.15347740

I love fauna, but some of the woman things she does get to me
how do you get lost with a fucking quest marker and a map?
how do you mix up buttons, what is this boomer shit
how do you not realize that if you draw an arrow and pause, it will shoot when you're back in the game

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>>15347740
She is a woman, woman are retarded with games that aren't rythm based or require art skills. Her boomer like behavior is endearing to me.
Expecting these girls to be master level gamers is stupid.

>> No.15348267

>>15347740
>carries armor in inventory
>doesn't look at stats
like what the fuck, the first thing you do when you find new equipment is compare it to yours, and equip it if better
Kronii does this shit, too

>> No.15348337

>>15348210
>master level
it's basic shit, nothing master level about basic competency

>> No.15348641

>>15347740
Don't forget playing shooters with a controller, everytime.

>> No.15348800

>>15347740
part of it is probably major inexperience with games. How do you know that kind of logic without playing hundreds of hours of games your entire life like you did, anon? Also part of it is "streamer brain" aka having your focus split makes you hyper focus on an incredibly small area and your "peripheral" is taken up by chat and trying to talk and be entertaining.

>> No.15348834

>>15348641
a lot of shooters are a lot easier with controller

>> No.15348949

>>15331853
>>15331771
>>15331673
>>15331604
I have no clue who u 2 aretalking abour

>> No.15349037

>>15336763
>>15336575
It was so funny when it showed up on stream loleee

>> No.15349095

>>15348800
>hundreds of hours
bro, when I was a child and just started playing games, I never pressed RMB or something when I didn't mean it
this bitch is swinging at the air while trying to open her inventory
first RPGs I played, I looked at the stats, even as a retarded kid, that's what RPGs are about
to be fair, I get lost in huge open world games without a minimap, and have a pretty shitty sense of direction IRL

>> No.15349211

>>15336536
>>15336575
based fifth world sapling

>> No.15349268

>>15347740
Go ask her next stream

>> No.15349353

>>15349268
it's all rhetorical

>> No.15349422

>>15349353
Are you seriously having a fit over someone not playing Skyrim """""correctly?""""""

>> No.15349487

>>15348337
She is competent, just a bit retarded.

>> No.15349587

>>15349422
>a fit
I'm just pointing it out
it's like watching your normie uncle play
It doesn't have to be skyrim-related, just something from her recent streams
kids are better at this shit, and they're fucking retarded

>> No.15349631

>>15347740
to be honest she plays better and is more competent than the average Holo and that should be enough

>> No.15349996

>>15349631
At this point i would just let him be and dismiss his opinion as bait. I personally don't have problems with her being dumb at games, it's not like I'm one to talk.

>> No.15350250

>>15349996
>if I don't like it, it's bait
kek
why not just be a solipsist at this point

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Shut the hell up you autists

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>>15350250
You do you, i do me. Sapling.

>> No.15355049

fauna cute

>> No.15355061

I forgot, but has she mentioned about her eyesight?
Does she wear glasses?

>> No.15355175

>>15355061
Yes.

>> No.15355960

>>15355175
More people need to draw Momma in spectacles. They're quite versatile after all.

>> No.15356655
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Faufau doko

>> No.15357697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlTg4BPwmc4
beeg Fauna

>> No.15357749

>>15357697
So thats how she did it.
On another note, hooman or teamate?

>> No.15357826
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I helped Fauna remove the Christmas tree

>> No.15357847

I miss Fauna

>> No.15357853

>>15357749
IRyStocrat

>> No.15358041

>>15357853
I see.

>> No.15358074
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>>15357826
CLOVER WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO???

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>>15358074
I ROMOVED IT

>> No.15358280
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>>15358153
Time to bury you the garden and make a sapling out of you.

>> No.15359875

fauna

>> No.15360594
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Fauna left her cats alone while she's visiting her family.
Who's watching them, saplings?

>> No.15360984

>>15360594
Cats don't need a babysitter like dogs, my family has left our cats in the house for like a week on vacations. Just give them a ton of food and water and they'll be fine.

>> No.15361215

>>15360984
But clover...

>> No.15363003

https://twitter.com/InvertedQueen/status/1475441181915942916
uuuwa

>> No.15363634

>>15363003
All one could ask for Christmas.

>> No.15364242

Don't worry guys I'm watching the cats while she's gone. You can count on me.

>> No.15364347

>>15364242
Thanks Snail for watching over Clover.

>> No.15365102

>>15361215
>clover is literealy schrodinger right bow since he could be dead or alive inside faunas home

Bros...

>> No.15365493

>>15361215
uuu nyo

>> No.15365776

>>15363003
Thanks santa!

>> No.15368193

>>15365102
>froze to death because he wouldn't use the ramp to get on the bed and is to old to jump/climb
Cloverbros....

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I don't know about you lads, but I'm glad fauna is my first ASMR experience and not some coomerbaitASMR youtuber.
And her Gaming streams are also a blessing, she just has the perfect humor for someone like me, enough to make me grin and laugh like an idiot.
God i love fauna, and want to be the best sapling i can be.
Make mama faufau proud, if she were to ever see me.

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>>15370487
Same but first time I listened to asmr's was Polka a year ago

>> No.15373083

Faufau in the relay.
>>15373059

>> No.15373600

>>15373083
nice

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sitting at the fauna shrine screaming I MISS FAUNA until I lose my voice and throw up!

>> No.15374676
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15374676

>>15374642
MEOW

>> No.15374935

>>15374642
>fauna shrine
post it
unless you're lying of course

>> No.15375109

>>15374642
Post exquisite obsidian statue of Fauna fashioned after old objects of worship in your Faunashrine pls

>> No.15375404

>>15375109
>Obsidian
Not creating your 1:1 fauna statue out of marble or fine jade

>> No.15375436

>>15375404
Just show us what you got.

>> No.15375497

>>15375404
>marble or fine jade
Not creating your 1:1 fauna statue out of Clover's hair balls

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In case anybody hasn't seen it yet

>> No.15375723

>>15375404
Obsidian was often the material used in antiquity is all

>> No.15375730

>>15375622
You are posting the wrong one by the way, some faggots are using it as bait for chumbuds to bite.
Don't be retarded and stop using that one.
>>15374970

>> No.15375837

>>15375730
If it has the correct times, no one else gives a shit about couple pixels.

>> No.15377657

I hope I can find my own Fauna one day.

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>>15377657
I'm rooting for you, sapling

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>>15377657

>> No.15381114

>>15381017
Have some wood for your wood

>> No.15382580
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Fauna is a white girl.

>> No.15382784

>>15382580
I've always wanted a blonde hair blue eyed child

>> No.15382992

>>15382784
But Fauna has green hair and yellow eyes, retard.

>> No.15383086

>>15382992
Obviously it's the recessive genes

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I want to give Fauna the confidence to do another heartbeat asmr stream! The gentle thrum from her chest makes life worth living!

>> No.15384421

>>15384311
I thought it was to simulate that we were a baby in her womb

>> No.15385151

>>15384421
wh-what

>> No.15385203

>>15384421
I hadn't considered that, do you think moomei is the father?

>> No.15385259

>>15384421
heartbeat could remind you of that, but Im sure its not really the idea, but its more of a close comforting thing

>> No.15385700

>>15385151
>>15385203
>>15385259
I genuinely thought that was the whole idea behind it and why it was throwing me off.
Where else are you going to hear heart beats like that?

>> No.15385896

>>15385700
When you got eaten by her, sliding through her esophagus

>> No.15386068

>>15385896
same difference

>> No.15386123

>>15385700
Jeez I don't know, maybe taking a lap in her chest?

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>>15385700
Cuddle simulator.

>> No.15386188

>>15386123
nap*
fuck

>> No.15386206

>>15386123
WELL THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN IS IT?
I'M JUST A BABY IN GESTATION

>> No.15386227

I just imagine my ear is pressed up against her boob

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>>15386123
I TAKE LAPS IN HER CHEST

>> No.15386254

>>15386233
L-laps?

>> No.15386272

I'VE NEVER HEARD ANOTHER'S HEARTBEAT

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>> No.15386509

>>15386272
Yeah, she could just be thumping on a table/mic and playing us for fools. But that's fine too, its the thought that counts.

>> No.15386529

>>15386294
I kek'd

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>>15386254
daily reminder

>> No.15386752

>>15386626
Is Fauna canonically the most fertile member of Hololive?

>> No.15386978

>>15386626
Its a good thing she's a tree and not one of those Kirin thingys.

>> No.15387272

>>15386752
She is so tiny, have you seen her?
Built for uoh ToT.

>> No.15387425

>>15386978
you can still have sex with a tree

>> No.15387547

>>15387425
With enough lube, sure.

>> No.15387744

>>15387547
use the sap, sappling

>> No.15387807

>>15386626
What is the story behind a Kirin? What mythology does a Kirin descend from? Chinese?

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>>15387425
I'm going to pollinate Fauna's pistil with my stamen.

>> No.15388124

>>15387807
Kirin is just a description of a giraffe via telephone game from ancient Africa to ancient China/Japan

>> No.15389613

>>15387959
Lewd.

>> No.15389850

>>15389613
If pollination is lewd, are bees the ultimate cuckolds? Or are the beekeepers because they get the sloppy thirds instead of the sloppy seconds?

>> No.15390736

>>15386294
I love this. Where’s the Mumei part of the child if she’s the mother?

>> No.15390737

>>15389850
Anon, I...

>> No.15390862

>>15386626
ESL-chama…
>>15387807
Yes, it’s a weird Chinese dragon-deer.

>> No.15391654

Do any of you anons think that this attachment to Fauna is bad for you? Taking this too seriously and making it some sort of reliability ritual is fucking me up.

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>>15391654
It was bad for me last week, but only because it's been a long time since I've felt this badly for anybody and it was such an intense feeling I really wasn't used to it. But I'm fine now.

>> No.15392015

>>15391975
That's one tiny Marine.
Certified garden gnome

>> No.15392253

>>15391654
Please miss Fauna responsibly. Remember she is just a virtual girl. Kirins don't exist and can't marry you.

>> No.15392376

>>15392253
that is why I'm going to find my own fauna eventually

>> No.15392410

>>15391654
>this attachment
>implying we all share the same level of emotional instability
I just really like to hear her talk.

>> No.15392425

>>15392410
also same really

>> No.15393137

>>15391654
I think Fauna might be turning me into an anti for the entirety of jp.

>> No.15393218

>>15392253
Speak for yourself, I'm marrying fauna soon

>> No.15393430

>>15391975
Fine until you're not. I am very uncomfortable by tying it all to one person.
>>15392253
There's a real person behind it all, and that's the unhealthy part of it all. Can't imagine how unhealthy it is for the girl behind the kayfabe/avatar
>>15392410
It started all as a casual thing. I think I'm just an unstable loser
>>15393137
What? how?

>> No.15393513

>>15391654
I can only get attached to 2views but Fauna and one other chuuba are only 4views I care enough to catch every stream and bump their threads. I like to think that I'm growing a healthy addiction towards Fauna and her content. I'm using her membership badges as a benchmark of my mental health. I'm addicted to her calm demeanour as it has a soothing effect over me.

>> No.15393608

>>15393430
Watching HoloX succeed because Cover is willing to do literally anything to help them while neglecting all of EN is bullshit.
Plus I'm tired of people on this board shitting on Council at every opportunity.

>> No.15393619

Fauna is so sweet and polite <3 really seems like a lovely girl

>> No.15393622

>>15393430
>Fine until you're not. I am very uncomfortable by tying it all to one person.
I know >we are /here/ and all but I'm not that deluded enough to think I have a chance at Fauna to begin with. It's more like realizing that I'm not a fucking emotionless robot who is fine with being completely alone.

>> No.15393683

>>15393137
meds

>> No.15393921

>>15393619
She really is!

>> No.15394062

>>15393608
Its a bit annoying holoX is getting new outfits while Council probably wont get new outfits for another 3-6+ months, but come on. Its obviously not what Fauna would want, she is just happy to be along for the ride.

>> No.15394193

>>15393608
This is your threadly reminder to take generals-only pill. Catalog is for clip-watchers and thread readers and you'll never find any kind of OC or quality discussion over there. Come home, sapling.

>> No.15394313

>>15393430
You're not crazy for being lonely during the holidays dude.

>> No.15394406

>>15330137
I'm kinda the same
Fauna is my oshi now because my previous oshi was a 2view that got a boyfriend and would not shut the fuck up about him. It wouldn't have bothered me enough to stop watching her but she went a step farther by rubbing the fact that I'm still single in my face in DMs, which really hurt because we were semi-romantic with each other for a while before that.

Fauna is just the healing I need after such a shitshow.

>> No.15394928

>>15393622
>It's more like realizing that I'm not a fucking emotionless robot who is fine with being completely alone.
Same here.

>> No.15395826
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>> No.15396455

I showed you my golden apple please respond

>> No.15396594

>>15396455
Show her your sapling roots in return!

>> No.15396776
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What catchphrases would a talking Fauna doll say when you'd squeeze her?

>> No.15396832

>>15396776
https://files.catbox.moe/sijpnt.webm

>> No.15396837

>>15396776
You disgust me. You piece of garbage. Actual trash.
I really like that soundpost.

>> No.15398879

>>15396776
Uuuu

>> No.15399150

It's sad that Fauna is made for lovey-dovey vanilla sex when I want to fuck her like a cheap whore.

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>>15399150
But we are already doing that.

>> No.15399776

>>15399384
Speaking of that, fanart of Fauna getting plowed by Captain Pollution when? She has to be reluctant at first but she slowly becomes a degenerate whore who enjoys it.

>> No.15399957

>>15396776
Konfauna motherfuckers

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>> No.15400427

>>15396776
*slap slap slap*

>> No.15400738

>>15396776
>catchphrases
I'd prefer a giggle

>> No.15400859

>>15396776
singing chug jug drunk i hope she does a legit drunk stream soon, 99% chance its gonna pure kino

>> No.15400913

>>15400859
Was she a little tipsy during her MS paint Christmas stream? It was really cute.

>> No.15401742

>>15393608
Blame awful EN management and JP seemingly being mostly hands off with them (after the unexpected success of Myth). None of council has really stuck out after their initial opening period and they *definitely* aren't putting in the effort that holoX stream time wise. I like most of Council but it's pretty undeniable how little they're doing (unless it's all behinds the scenes/coming in the future stuff that they really need to say something about) compared to a lot of the JPs that are huge.

>> No.15402185

>>15401742
You have mumei and baelz still studying, so they are to a degree exempt from doing anything beyond streaming regularly. Fauna like IRyS is doing her specialty every time she can but most quality content requires work. Which is why you don't see them either drop singles/covers or quality pre-recorded ASMR often.
Kronii though, i don't know what the hell is she good for besides her sex voice. And the same is for Sana, she is a great artist but it seems she prefers to do anything else but drawing.

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I wonder what got edited/censored. Another taiwan mention perhaps?

>> No.15403190

>>15393608
>Watching HoloX succeed because Cover is willing to do literally anything to help them while neglecting all of EN is bullshit.
Fauna is doing fine, though. Stop seething. She has a decently stable viewer base.

>Plus I'm tired of people on this board shitting on Council at every opportunity.
Die hard Mythfags will never leave. Doesn't mean anything. This board is irrelevant. It's just shitposting, son.

>> No.15403337

>>15400859
I hope she starts the stream with a cracking of a can and a giggle

>> No.15403519

>>15402185
NTA, by why did EN think hiring Fauna's genmates was a good idea? Like you said, most of them barely stream lately.
If mumei and bae aren't seniors in their degrees I have no idea what the plan is there. The most popular of the gen also being MIA is a huge debuff too

>> No.15403985

>>15403519
I think you should do your reps on them and you might understand why, though in the current circumstances of course it does look strange.
No one knows what the hell is cover planning to do with holoEN nor what Omega galaxy brain is planning either.
All we can do is wait and hope the anger doesn't kill some of us.

>> No.15404551

>>15396832
>>15396837
>>15398879
>>15399957
>>15400427
>>15400738
>>15400859
And where would you have to squeeze the doll to make it talk?

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>>15404551
Her Branches

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>IMF symptoms are starting to get strong
I suppose that's a good sign for me to start doing my reps

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>>15406518
didn't really help that I didn't get much sleep last night

>> No.15406941

>>15404551
Her hand.

>> No.15408176

I mi-uuuuu... I MISS uuuuuUUUUUU.. I MISS FA-UUUUUUUUUU I MISS FAUNAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>15408176
NO

>> No.15408890

FauFau.... doko....

>> No.15408918

https://twitter.com/Wataruuuu_0819/status/1475467190396919813/photo/1

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>>15408918
I use Moroccan mint tea in my car, which has the perfect Fauna color

>> No.15410130 [DELETED] 

I cant believe Fauna is Boxxxy

>> No.15410439

>>15410130
She is.

>> No.15410642
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Fauna on money, she just needs to understand inflation.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxQx9tIyMFJomXDfGz40t3Ps4CbUSC3yMK

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>>15410130
You can't hide your mistakes

>> No.15410938

>>15410439
>>15410895
I cant believe the jannies cant accept that Fauna is Boxxy

>> No.15411060

>>15410130
The rrat was true all along...

>> No.15411200

>>15411060
I'm not even mad, this is hilarious.

>> No.15411234

>>15410642
Fauna doesn't like Fiat currency:
1. Paper is ground up trees
2. No actual backing
3. Carries gold(en apple) on her at all times

>> No.15411435

>>15411234
She is a btc maxi, i believe it.
Fuck you, whoever berates me for my belief.

>> No.15411533

>>15411435
that or a gold/previous metal maximalist as expected from Mother Nature

>> No.15411635

>>15410895
I really want her to try out more horror ASMRs. I know the yandere one kind of barely counts but there is potential there.

>> No.15411656

what does it sound like when fauna masturbates?

>> No.15411670

>>15411635
What is horror ASMR?
Squishy flesh cutting, blood spewing, crunchy bone sawing sounds?

>> No.15411694

>>15411533
A balance between digital and physical assets is reasonable, I'll give you that. Though the metals market is manipulated to the point of not keeping with inflation.
With a flat price for years.

>> No.15411762

>>15411670
I'm down for this kind of asmr, but it would require Fauna to buy dead animals to cut, manhandable and grind.
Which she would suffer a heart attack from the idea.

>> No.15411840

>>15411762
Or she can just eat a medium rare steak, which would also give her vegan heart a heart attack

>> No.15411849

>>15411670
In my experience it doesn't have to be about the horror-themed sounds. It can be softy spoken short stories or even video settings that ooze with eeriness and a vague sense of dread. Makes for a very relaxing exprience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIKeZrxkSXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MB501qDHJE

>> No.15412992
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i...i...i...miss fauna uuuuuuu

>> No.15413846

>>15410439
>>15410895
>>15410938
>>15411060
>>15411200
>meidos finally deleting low effort, forced meme spam
god bless

>> No.15413970

>>15413846
God bless FauFau <3

>> No.15414064

>>15413846
I wish, but I'm sure it was a self delete because of the extra X

>> No.15414208 [DELETED] 

>>15413846
janny niggers may as well delete the I miss fauna spam kekw

>> No.15414277

>>15414208
but I actually do miss Fauna

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>> No.15416054

>>15415864
Fauna, wear a jacket or you'll catch a cold.

>> No.15416113

>>15415864
Fauna without the horns doesn't feel right

>> No.15416354

>>15416113
*Unkirins your Keeper of Nature*

>> No.15416425

>>15416113
It's like Gura art without a tail. It's disgusting and should not be tolerated.

>> No.15417722

I wonder if the karaoke relay is going to be the Christmas karaoke or we're going to get two karaokes this week

>> No.15418746

I miss fauna someone make her stream please she should stream because I miss her

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Will she stream ever again?

>> No.15419250

Maybe if we're lucky we'll get a schedule today.

>> No.15419291

>>15418746
She probably just arrived back to her home now calm down and do your reps or play some vidya.

>> No.15419347

>>15418968
No

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>>15419291
reps are the answer. Make Fauna proud.

>> No.15420610

>>15419291
but I don't want to do reps or play some vidya I want to watch fauna because I miss fauna

>> No.15420739

>>15420610
You ain't gonna make it with that mindset

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>>15419250
Any minute now

>> No.15421116

>>15420739
that's ok as long as she streams the pain will go away

>> No.15421676

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1475944377939898373
Hope she doesn't get fucked over again

>> No.15421914

>>15421676
no schedule until next week then probably... I still really appreciate the updates and her random short streams

>> No.15421956

>>15421914
Yeah it honestly could be worse, she could just completely radio silence us until she's home. But at least she intends to try to stream and that's all I can really ask for.

>> No.15422156

>>15421676
I guess things won't go back to normal until next week. I'll manage it better this week better than last but still... I do miss my Fauna...

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>>15421676
>guerilla week
Enjoy the suffering, saplings.

>> No.15422210

>>15421956
For sure, I've had too much experience being a fan of the radio silence types, so I never take her effort for granted

>> No.15422224

>>15422186
W-we love you too hoomans.

>> No.15422242

>>15422186
Shut up and stay awake for a random 4am karaoke

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>>15422186
I'll cook your egg and eat it you little owl

>> No.15422481

>>15422186
I k-kneel Lex luthor...

>> No.15422545

>>15422186
At least we're better off than the poor sanalites

>> No.15422784

Afternoon, saplings. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to play an older Fauna VOD of your choosing every day until she comes back to reduce symptoms of IMF. As always, should you or any of your other saplings get baited by schizos, Reine's IMF Squad will assassinate you in your sleep in order to prevent timeloops. This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Good luck.

>> No.15423189

>>15422545
I really don't know how they do it, but more power to them.

>> No.15423356

>>15422210
Honestly the fact that she managed to stream on Christmas was pretty insane. I wasn't expecting her to keep that promise, but that's more on me.

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I love her so much.

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>>15422545
>>15423189
simply live with the pain

>> No.15425486

After seeing your 3x3s I got to say, saplings got gentleman's taste in chuubas. Cheers.

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>> No.15428510

>>15422784
You forgot to say something like "Godspeed saplings, and don't forget to do your reps."

>> No.15428550

>>15426189
GET OUT OF THERE CLOVER

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>>15428550
NO

>> No.15429475

>>15428658
Clover have you been lifting?

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>>15429475
He's the top member of Fauna gym

>> No.15430020

>>15429583
Mommy...

>> No.15433149

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oTuDQUGMLCM

>> No.15434243

>>15433149
Mumei... Why did she do it bros...

>> No.15435534
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"I'm so sorry sapling, I didn't think I'd be gone that long, honest! I know it's not much, but how about an extra long hug to make up for my absence? Than we'll watch some Ghibli movies while I brush your hair! I can't promise whether or not Clover will meow though. But I really want to make the next year fun! I really missed you so much! Maybe next year you can visit the kirin family with me..."

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"Hey, I just got a good idea! I got some good vegan recipes from the kirin family. How about I cook you a huge dinner! No it's okay, I can cook it all by myself! I'm feeling lots of refreshed after visiting my family. I know you'll enjoy it, I added some of your favorite ingredients to it! Just wait a little while I show off what I learned!"

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>>15435534
>>15436183

>> No.15436324

>>15434243
She just declared war on KFP...

>> No.15436339

>Just wait a little
Fuck you anon, that was on purpose!

>> No.15436361
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MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP

>> No.15436590
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"The stars are looking really beautiful tonight, a lot more beautiful than ever. Sapling, I really want the next year to be a lot better. I'm going to work hard to be a part of Hololive, not only because I love Council, Myth, IRyS, and all of Hololive, but it's because I also love you sapling. You absolutely deserve the best. I know things have been rough, and they'll be rough parts in the future, but I also want to create happy memories with you as well! Let's all work together and improve ourselves. Not just for ourselves, but for us as well. Do you want to hear me sing? I think I improved a little and there's no one else around."

>> No.15436694

Stop this cringey ass larp.

>> No.15436765

My tulpa wrote those posts

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>> No.15436885

>>15436694
it's not a larp, it's a coping mechanism retard

>> No.15437187

>>15436885
>I’m not a schizo, I’m a schizo
hmmm

>> No.15438285

I don't regret my actions.

>> No.15438326

FUCK YOU ANON STOP STOP FUCK FUCK SHIT AHHHHHHH

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Fauna cute

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^
^
^
This anon is correct

>> No.15444144

>>15435534
>>15436183
>>15436590
Somebody please direct me to your finest pro-psychotic and hallucinogenic medication so I can make a tulpa and no longer miss Fauna.

>> No.15444634

>>15444144
Be strong sapling.

>> No.15445283

>>15444144
Tulpas take a lot more time and mental preparation than lucid dreaming.

>> No.15446347

Please refrain from creating tulpas.

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>> No.15446593

Please refrain from posting furries of vtubers.

>> No.15446951

I think I've played the lap pillow asmr over one hundred times by now

>> No.15447592

>>15446477
Fauna would love this

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A cat is fine too...

>> No.15448258

>>15446477
Fauna Korone Sonic Adventure 2 vs mode when

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