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>>Next stream - Decorate the Christmas tree! Open the present box! (in Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZH3Khnz3Yg

>>Next stream - Christmas Gift Review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbkev3vqTc

>Beatani ch.
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
>>15166922

>> No.15227025
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I love fucking this bear!

>> No.15227153
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV9rLIszcps
give the album a listen! Risunas put their heart and soul into this!

>> No.15227187

>>15226400
I had the timestamps in the description but maybe didn't make that clear enough. It should do chapters like that but it doesn't work for some reason.

>> No.15227343
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i love this fucking bear and the happy bear is the best

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bea said don't make the threads gay

>> No.15227465

>>15227423
They were gay when I got here I'm just trying to fit in dads.

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>>15227423
come on, just a little bit. you can pretend I'm a girl if you want

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Best: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
You have a nice voice, wanna fuck?
But there were many good ones. Nice work dads

>> No.15228045

>>15227187
thanks, for some reason i only thought to check the comments

>> No.15228213

Kissing ALL the Risunas! On the lips! Twice!

>> No.15228293

Join the Aggie this weekend dadochamss!
Come draw something nicr!
https://aggie.io/niua66mpa5
https://aggie.io/niua66mpa5<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

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Christmas with dad chama!

>> No.15230077

>>15223984
a guy wanted to do a submission and thought he had more time but found out it was submitted, it was when the thumbnail of the christmas album was posted

>> No.15230270

>>15227187
>>15230077
Did anon already start? Just let him submit and put it as a new video on the channel? I'll give it a listen.

>> No.15230439

>>15230270
I don't mind putting it on the channel. Alternatively, if dads and Bea don't mind it being after Christmas I wouldn't mind making a V2 video with anyone who was late and wanted to contribute. It would have to be a short submission period to make New Year's though.

>> No.15231215

She's currently having sex with her boyfriend

>> No.15231325

>literal schizoid
>still find bea genuinely cute and funny
how does she do it?

>> No.15231352

>>15226941
literally who?

>> No.15231655
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Christmas dinner is ready!

>> No.15231830

I hope bear isn't letting the end of year blues get to her too badly...

>> No.15232137

>>15231830
Hopefully we can give her a kickass end to the year.

>> No.15232257

>>15231830
I hope she isn't getting pass out drunk listening to the christmas album and crying

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>>15232257

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>>15232257

>> No.15233243 [SPOILER] 
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>Magazine
I'm hyped.
>Spoiler
One of the last teasers I'll have for you. Will try to post one more tomorrow before the official release.

>> No.15233419

>>15233243
That logo is dangerously based

>> No.15236307
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Loved this bear 9 months ago, still loving this bear.

>> No.15236625

>>15228293
Update https://files.catbox.moe/twfocr.png
Looking good dads

>> No.15236673

>>15236625
That Chihiro does things to my dick

>> No.15237977

Dads have you decided who your New Year's kiss will be?

>> No.15238134

>>15237977
remoto

>> No.15238153

>>15237977
Yeah, Bea.

>> No.15238238

>>15237977
(You)<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15238884

Hey, outsider here, just a quick question. Why are you guys called dad's? Just a fan name?

>> No.15239527

>>15238884
we're all gay

>> No.15239982

>>15238884
It just kind of stuck early on from the first thread she made here.

>> No.15240186
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>>15238884
from the first thread , adoption

>> No.15240679

>>15238884
she's our daughter

>> No.15240702

Why do minecraft streams have to be so early I missed like 3 of them due to this

>> No.15240763

>>15240702
minecraft streams are guaranteed EU streams because of needed input I think, burger dad, trade us a staple stream so you can have minecraft streams in your timezone<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15240784

>>15240702
This is the first one I’m gonna miss. I’m so sad.

>> No.15240882

>>15240702
really hope I can wake up on time...

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>winamp
based bear

>> No.15241884

>>15043170
Some things I want to make clear right off the bat.
>gyro gave me the log for this one a long time ago
>don't want to use it outside of donation-calculating purposes for the above reason
>I didn't double check with yt-dl to see if these usernames corresponded to unique user ids
There were many unique usernames commenting on this Q&A, I'm talking about hundreds. I think only about 1% answered said "No" when the answer came up. Of those, a good chunk of usernames have not returned to YT chat. Those that were "on the fence" about it are now in the Discord.

>> No.15242062

>>15241884
>when the answer came up
When the question came up*
I'm wasted on wine.

>> No.15242996

>>15233243
>Magazine
She will probably abuse you. I think it's hilarious, but some of you might r9k yourselves.

>> No.15243116

So we are singing THAT song for Valentine's right?

>> No.15245929

>>15242996
I'm not following

>> No.15246542
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>>15226941
>Decorate the Christmas tree! Open the present box!
only two more hours! UOOOOOHHH CANT WAIT

>> No.15247362

>>15243116
which one?

>> No.15247668
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>> No.15248967
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Some of you dads are seriously retarded. Seriously, what goes through dad's brain when he has retard thoughts like this?

>> No.15249125

Chisachan should have never improved her English. I miss her moe voice...

>> No.15249187
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>>15248967

>> No.15249420
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15249420

dads really look like this?

>> No.15249927

>>15249420
Not a good picture.. It doesn't include my rifle collection. I'll try harder next time.

>> No.15250100
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>>15249420
I look like this

>> No.15250324

Minecraft event starting soon dadochama.

>> No.15250415

>>15250324
>minecraft
skip

>> No.15250521

>>15250324
>minecraft
based?

>> No.15250569

streams live
https://youtu.be/6ZH3Khnz3Yg

>> No.15250693

i-is chihiro real?

>> No.15250751

>>15250693
let me check rn
...
yes, she is real, sleeping on my bed

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>Who the fuck would send me 1kg sugar?

>> No.15250839

>>15250798
B-based dadchama

>> No.15250860

>>15250798
kek

>> No.15250877

>Sending Bea heavy/oversized boxes
Get some self awareness

>> No.15250930

>>15250877
It's okay, Chihiro carried it.

>> No.15250938

>>15250930
my love is so strong

>> No.15250971

>>15250798
I kneel architect chama

>> No.15250975

I want to get mochibaited

>> No.15251056
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>>15227343
me too

>> No.15251135
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>0kg
DYRBI

>> No.15251185

>>15251135
delete this!

>> No.15251211

>>15251135
hehe cute fatty bear

>> No.15251219

>>15251135
>snacks
more like /0 kg

>> No.15251461

>>15251135
Bigtani is sweet

>> No.15251807

Bea doesn't mind getting wet...

>> No.15251935
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>> No.15251963

>>15251935
troopa love

>> No.15252105

Bea is very cute today :3

>> No.15252160

>>15252105
cuter than usual, risunapple is cuter

>> No.15252210

>>15252105
https://streamable.com/2bue67

>> No.15252229

sneep got scared I hope she’s still watching….

>> No.15252257
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I have no idea what I just did but I hope it was a good choice

>> No.15252328
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>> No.15252430

I guess the next collab will be lumi

>> No.15252450

>>15252430
fuck

>> No.15252513
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Lumi you have my blessing to date my daughter

>> No.15252602

>>15252430
you must get used to it, at some point the important community events will be replaced for collabs with chuubas.

>> No.15252636

>>15252602
>Literally the most extreme take on it
go away retard

>> No.15252668

>>15252602
I am waiting for the big collab she is leading with PC and CL. I think she said it would be in 3 weeks but it's not technically announced yet.

>> No.15252693

Can I get the list of /yah/ relevant chuubas?
Asking for a friend.

>> No.15252831

What kind of strange coincidence to have RussianBot and Russian*****Bot ? I literally thought it was the same person

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>>15252668

>> No.15253008

>>15252991
source: my ass

>> No.15253021

>>15252831
lol

>> No.15253064

>>15252693
as far as collabs go there's just eira, temako and pippa
unless you're gonna say something like "yeah but [x] talked in her chat" or "she mentioned [y] once" in which case you may as well just skim all her follows and list them.

>> No.15253092

>>15253064
Dad chama, I'm just shitposting please don't take me so seriously
Merry Christmas!

>> No.15253263

>>15253064
>follows DWU
Oh no... Forget about a potential collab. How do we stop such bad influence from affecting her? She must have watched one or two streams at least...

>> No.15253308

>>15253263
She liked and watched DWU, there's no way out of this bad timeline.

>> No.15253334

>>15253064
Hiyo collab soon. Can't wait.

>> No.15253410

minecraft dads I kneel

>> No.15253458

>>15253263
>DWU
who

>> No.15253472
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15253472

based..?

>> No.15253510

>>15253472
No

>> No.15253514

Epic pog moment

>> No.15253516

Bea is really HYPED today <3

>> No.15253543

she seems so happy dads!

>> No.15253544

>>15253472
Absolutely not.

>> No.15253569

>>15253516
>can't sleep because she's so excited to open our presents well show the presents she already opened but still
she really is like our daughter sometimes

>> No.15253573
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RATE IT

>> No.15253586

>>15253472
yes, lumi cute

>> No.15253591

>>15253472
b-based.

>> No.15253598

>>15253573
comfy christmas with family / 10

>> No.15253624

>>15251935
>>15253472
bea, onegai...

>> No.15253646

>Chloe goes live the minute Bea ends stream
I mean I understand, Chloe has a very cute voice.

>> No.15253692

>>15253573
very cute and comfy /10

>> No.15253702

>>15253573
I love my cute daughter/10

>> No.15253727

>>15253472
No. If you're gonna do this and dads call it based then also do it with the literally whos who ask Bea for collab in chat.

>> No.15253757

I know there's at least one or two other /here/ cyberlive girls, I wonder what they think of bea

>> No.15253773

>>15228293
>>15236625
https://aggie.io/niua66mpa5
https://aggie.io/niua66mpa5
Aggie still up and there is some space left! Come draw something nice!<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

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>>15253573
Slept through my alam and just woke up/10

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>>15253472
Think of the DM sex...

>> No.15253786

>>15253727
>What did he mean by this

>> No.15253830

>>15253774
daddochama....

>> No.15253848
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>>15253458
https://youtu.be/dp32wTWiWzI?t=353
All you need to know

>> No.15253895

>>15252328
DASAI

>> No.15254008

>>15252328
kek dasai

>> No.15254081

>>15253786
He means that small chuubas who even dare to say something in chat immediately get called leech but when Lumi seeks attention she gets called based.

>> No.15254107

>>15254081
yes, this is correct

>> No.15254198

>>15254081
people were also nice to nivi

>> No.15254229

>>15254081
This only happened to those who popped into chat just to ask for collabs.

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>> No.15254273

>>15254231
Nice

>> No.15254314

>>15253785
Babytani and this little cute fucker dancing together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5gEE8YQ5PE

>> No.15254352

>>15254314
Kaniko Lumi...

>> No.15254447

Lumi hate id rather see her colabo with kiki

>> No.15254495
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based…?

>> No.15254505

>>15254495
not really

>> No.15254508

>>15254447
Lumi is very pushy and a Stacy. She will get what she wants from the nerd bear.

>> No.15254547

>>15254495
only if bear derails into a cover hate rant and rambles about how they suck bugman cock for an hour

>> No.15254565

>>15254447
At least the Pippa one taught me it's better to just ignore collab streams entirely rather than try to force myself to watch them. I'll just find something else to do

>> No.15254568

>>15254447
Lumi is nothing like Beatani and it would clash more than the previous ones also I don't like her

>> No.15254634

>>15254447
I don't think Lumi and Bea would even know what to talk about

>> No.15254720

>>15254634
Sex, cucking your fans, favorite games, karaoke

>> No.15255024

these last two days have made me forget all the bad things bea has done, is this like being a victim of abuse?

>> No.15255046

>>15255024
Just like that and I'm fine with it.

>> No.15255057

>>15255024
yes
get ready for the first week of 2022

>> No.15255098

>>15254634
>>15254720
discord

>> No.15255104

>>15255024
In a sense. But it's also just normal forgiveness

>> No.15255118

>>15255024
>>15255046
Battered dads

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>>15255057
I don't know why, but I have a feeling that next year something terrible is going to happen.

>> No.15255160

>>15255138
There there Risuna... calm down. Let's be happy these holidays.

>> No.15255193

>>15255138
the time loops are finally going to make her burn out and she'll stop publicly streaming

>> No.15255216

>>15255138
Yes, I will go to sleep and wake up again in the same shitty life 365 times.

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based…?

>> No.15255266

>>15255243
Look at those milkers

>> No.15255277

>>15255243
Yes I like this sneep and her huge tits.

>> No.15255335

>>15255243
when is bea going to fuck this retard's fat tits on stream?

>> No.15255487

>>15255243
very

>> No.15255512

>>15255138
enjoy it as long you can

>> No.15255515

I totally missed this stream, also fuck minecraft. I'm confused though, was this the stream where she was going to open the presents that people sent to her? If not then what presents was she opening?

>> No.15255580

>>15255515
it was just a small minecraft thing, the present one is in like five or so hours

>> No.15255695

>>15255515
She's opening presents and putting them in a PowerPoint to show in a few hours

>> No.15255741

>>15255695
I hope the PowerPoint includes video clips of 3DPD Chihiro and accidental yabs.

>> No.15255785

>>15255741
I want Chihiro testing out the bad dragon.

>> No.15255839

I wanted to see Chihiro open them. A dad can only dream.

>> No.15255852

>>15255785
with the 3rd hole

>> No.15255863

>>15255839
Too risky and Chihiro is shy about her hands now

>> No.15255869

>>15255863
Cute...

>> No.15255872

>>15255839
she can’t she’s too busy sifting through the sugar for trackers

>> No.15255900

Chihiro mammi cooking stream is coming I can feel it

>> No.15255902

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGJqm__5dw

>> No.15255912

>>15255839
>One package is full of mirrors

>> No.15255936

>>15255902
C-CUTE

>> No.15255940

>>15255912
My sides

>> No.15255962

>>15255912
that would be so genius that I couldn't even be mad if that happened to me

>> No.15255989

>>15255912
Opens it up, you see sex-san

>> No.15256056

>>15255902
cute bear

>> No.15256166

Watching the VOD and wishing I didn't decide to sleep in. Oh well, at least Bea had fun

>> No.15256236

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/rodb5u/merry_christmas_redditor_san_im_pogging_for/
She really misses Jack huh

>> No.15256258

>>15255912
a big disco ball present<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>> No.15256283

>Bea unironically ships dads now and actively tries to push dads closer together without even hiding it
I fucking warned you. I FUCKING warned you all back when gayposting first started. It was her all along, first she made fake posts larping as a dad talking about DMs then she got Eira to write gay fanfiction of dads (There's no way a dad wrote those, it was Eira I believe this unironically) now she's openly supporting dad relationships
>B-but it's just banter haha!
We all fucking it's more than that. All along, it was us who had to escape from XP Hill, or we all turn gay

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b~b~based?

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This drawing is specially dedicated to that one dad that turns years today!

Happy birthday and merry christmas!

>https://files.catbox.moe/ovqek4.png

>> No.15256310

>>15256283
But it's for Bea!

>> No.15256354

>>15256303
I fucking kneel

>> No.15256367

>>15256283
A dad totally wrote those
t. Wrote one of them as a joke

>> No.15256375

>>15256303
Nice, that's a lot of details.

>> No.15256378

>>15256283
Based. There are already two confirmed dad couples, one of which is planning to get married. What's holding you back, dad?

>> No.15256396

>>15256303
Based that was really nice of you. Nadenade

>> No.15256397

>>15256303
Incredibly impressed at the talent of this community sometimes despite its size. Merry Christmas dads.

>> No.15256405

>>15256283
Meds?

>> No.15256413

>>15256303
Happy birthday anon dad and MERRY CHRISTMAS<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

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>>15256378
Beekeeper dad is pulling my hair back

>> No.15256505

>>15256378
>two confirmed dad couples
Who?

>> No.15256587

>>15256505
E-- and T---- are basically married it's too cute

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Dads, I think my bear is broken. Where can I fix it?

>> No.15256628

>>15256608
Bed. with cock.

>> No.15256652

>>15256608
It's too late I'm afraid. She has a terminal case of Pogger's syndrome.

>> No.15256731

>>15256303
>the stamps
amazing work

>> No.15256987

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/rodb5u/merry_christmas_redditor_san_im_pogging_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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>>15256608
Beatani love!

>> No.15257018

>>15257005
POGCHAMP

>> No.15257150

>>15256303
Amazing, great job! At first I thought fuwatani has a dick..

>> No.15257174

>>15255902
the way she says "fuggy pudding" is both cute and funny

>> No.15257175

>>15256405
>>15256367
I suspect there are 3 writedads in total. The one who wrote Gyro x Megane (probably C****) The one who wrote F**** x C**** and the primary writefag who wrote most of the fics. Who I suspect is Eira or at least a mom.
I've noticed female patterns in the primary writefag's texts.
>too much build up
This means emotion instead of action is the focus, typically female behavior
>sex is always condensed in just one post
Sex is seen as the absolute climax of the story while typically men see sex as a part of the reward, not THE reward.
>characters acting like women
Aside from being too shy and feminine, what grabbed my attention was Tachi not approaching Eko for 3 days even though he's implied to be interested in him, this is peak female behavior.
>social anxiety
One of the most important things that seem to bother the characters in these stories seem to be how other dads might see them, this kind of thought process is the basis of the female brain.

I've concluded that writedad is actually a writemom, which also means there is a mom within the inner dad circle, or a very autistic woman has done her homework for these gay fanfics
OR someone is giving an experienced fanfic writer enough material to work with. Who has a database of dads filled with all kinds of information? Who personally knows and privately chats with a fujo who would happily write gay fics for her senpai? Hmm...
Also fun fact: Eira's early fanfics were 14k characters on average. Guess the average character count of Writefag's fics.

>> No.15257241

>>15257175
>Eira's early fanfics were 14k characters on average.
Link?

>> No.15257262

>>15257175
>This means emotion instead of action is the focus, typically female behavior
or maybe just gay

>> No.15257334

>ywn have a gay fanfic written about you
>ywnb genderswapped mtf in the fanfic
>writedads will never guess your dad crush
>ywn read yourself having wholesome sex in the missionary position with the lights off under the covers for the purpose of procreation with the dad you love
fug I might just have to write something about myself, imagine if I accidentally posted it online somewhere, haha haha

>> No.15257372

>>15257262
They're supposed to be gay fanfics. Write for your audience, you know.

>> No.15257386

I don't need fanfic when I have k twink

>> No.15257399

>>15256303
It's great, thank you and merry Christmas!

>> No.15257406

>>15257386
and penis worms

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>>15257334
You're giving me ideas dad

>> No.15257492

>>15257262
where the hell are all these non porn addicted faggots at? the only gay person I met IRL that wasn't a coomer was a depressed lesbian being passed around by all the other "lesbian" and "bisexual" menheras in highschool...

>> No.15257505

>>15257334
Give me a hint dadchama I'd happily write whatever you want, I really wanna cover more dad ships but it's hard to match everyone.
Just request 2 names, worst case scenario is you play it off as a joke or pretend some other requested it. Best case scenario is your dadcrush reads it and gets some ideas...

>> No.15257516

>>15256303
Very nice love all the little details

>> No.15257527

>>15257492
They don't exist. ||Every fag is porn obsessed and every twink is a loose prostitute, that should tell you enough about dads.||

>> No.15257581

I want to see the first ship that results in a dad getting male pregnant.

>> No.15257585

>>15257527
>homophobic chud is a discord cuck and a newfag
Kek! This is the fat virgin that calls you a faggot for giving a twink butt the breeding it deserves while he jacks off to Chinese cartoons

>> No.15257608

>>15257527
nice spoilers discord chama

>> No.15257626

>>15257585
every gay man I've ever met is a huge slut
nothing you say will change that

>> No.15257655

>>15257527
You have to go back.

>> No.15257720

>>15257505
>female dad
red hat wolf

>male dad
I have certain preferences but I'd like to see your choices, so I can decide whether to approve or not

>> No.15257735 [DELETED] 

>>15257626
Nice anecdote. Me and my husband are both faithful lovers who only ever had sex with each other. 50 dollars say I met at least a hundred times more gay men than you and I can tell by personal experience that they are more faithful than straights
You already outed yourself so go back to your sub. Your homophobia is not welcome in /yah/

>> No.15257736

>>15257655
>falls for the spoiler bait

>> No.15257754

>>15257735
>Me and my husband are both faithful lovers who only ever had sex with each other.
based?

>> No.15257818

>>15257735
>I met at least a hundred times more gay men
bit lewd dad, ngl

>> No.15257910

>>15257735
Based loyal homodad

>> No.15257940 [DELETED] 

>>15257735
>I can tell by personal experience that they are more faithful than straights
Nice anecdote. Every study on this says otherwise.

>> No.15257983

>>15257735
That's because of the straights you're exposed to with that lifestyle.

>> No.15258000

>hobodad is now homodad
Pretty funny, ngl

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I thought bea said to make the thread less gay?

>> No.15258061

>>15258020
post fuwa porn

>> No.15258072

>>15258020
reverse psychology by the fujo bear tabun maybe

or is she yuri bear, I forget

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>>15258020
Why don't you come over here and make me, daddy?

>> No.15258219 [DELETED] 

>>15257940
>THAT HAS BEN DEBOOOONKED
Okay show me a study that compares infidelity rates between gay men and straight people and shows that gays are more likely to cheat
There is no such study because it's not true.
>B-BUT THIS HECKING STUDY SAYS THAT LGBT PEOPLE ARE DEGENERATE
Umm sweaty, that's including trannies, dykes and bis, who are basically just fruity straight people.
Throughout history it was well known in all civilizations that love between two men is the purest, strongest form of love - until semitic ""morals"" poisoned and corrupted every great civilization and framed homosexuality as degenerate, forcing gays into become fringe groups and making them more available for moral corruption as they were already deemed to be against the "default moral code"
Despite that. Gay men are still the most faithful demographic with the happiest relationships

>> No.15258310 [DELETED] 

>>15258219
True, women ruin everything they touch.

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>>15258219
While not the topic of the study, the data on infidelity was used in it. https://www.amherst.edu/system/files/media/0162/harris%2520%25282002%2529.pdf
Multiple other self reported polls show similar results.
>B-BUT THIS HECKING STUDY SAYS THAT LGBT PEOPLE ARE DEGENERATE
Strawman, but ok. This study specifies homosexual men on the table on page 2. https://www.guttmacher.org/sites/default/files/article_files/4315111.pdf

>> No.15258673

meido pls clean the thread so bea doesn't read this autism

>> No.15258856

why did bea retweet this the other day?
https://twitter.com/nyalra/status/1474217894183841792
is she telling us that she can't tie her shoes?

>> No.15258938
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BASED

>> No.15259089

>>15258938
impossibly so

>> No.15259168

Sigh.

>> No.15259220

>>15258938
cringe

>> No.15259243

>>15258856
No, probably bringing up the point that people's brains work in different and sometimes confusing ways, something that Bea viewers are well acquainted with.

>> No.15259351

>>15259243
Hasn't she said she can't tie her shoes? Even if she hasn't said it, I don't think she can

>> No.15259360

I want to stick lit firecrackers up Fuwa's holes.

>> No.15259370

>>15259351
She seemed very impressed when people told her about their ability to tie their own shoes.

>> No.15259404

how long until bea gets commissioned big money to make a live2d for a chuuba?
she's very talented

>> No.15259420

>>15259351
>>15259370
maybe it'd make her feel better if I told her I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was 20
It's not that I have a brain problem about it or something it's just, I don't know I never learned it. why bother when you can wear sandals, slip-ons or velcro shoes you know?

>> No.15259441

Suddenly it all makes sense. The homeless bread, the free beer from ojisans. They took pity on her when they noticed she couldn't even tie her own shoes properly.

>> No.15259460

>>15259404
You need connections for that, being good at it isn't that important

>> No.15259492

>>15259460
gura...

>> No.15259530

>>15259492
kek

>> No.15259560

>>15259441
Now I want to see art of a depressed bear trying unsuccessfully to tie her shoes and giving up. Then Risuna comes along and shows her how and everyone is happy.

>> No.15259582

>>15259460
I know there's one rigger/vtuber that gets posted on /wvt/ occasionally that recently got a decent amount of work from I think cyberlive just because the new girl knew about her already
Bea's more than popular enough that even if she doesn't reach out, someone could probably reach out to her on the smaller corpo side of the scale. The question really is if she'd accept and honestly I don't know if she would with how she treats doing it for her own rigs as such a pain.

>> No.15259604

>>15259582
>I don't know if she would with how she treats doing it for her own rigs as such a pain.
it does seem like a lot of work

>> No.15259631

Imagine dressing Bea every morning and tying her shoes for her before she goes to pull weeds for the day. The dream...

>> No.15259668

>>15259631
Grooming her every morning, what a treat

>> No.15259831

>>15259360
I want to fuwatani to stick her 36cm into fireworks' hole

>> No.15259872

>>15256303
I kneel

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>>15255138
>I don't know why, but I have a feeling that next year something terrible is going to happen.
it's because your life sucks and you were hurt too many times by things going wrong so as a defense mechanism you always expect the worse

but all things are going fine and there are no logical signs of bad things happening so cheer up dad and Merry Christmas!

>> No.15259991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQyKXwv2w5o&t=4842s
Why have you done this

>> No.15260046

>>15259991
mochi overdose very sad many such cases

>> No.15260077

>Accidently liked a dad's Twitter post from months ago while stalking him
It's over I'm going to XP hill matane

>> No.15260122

>>15260077
thanks I appreciate it

>> No.15260126

>>15259991
I pogged my pants

>> No.15260244

>>15259991
twitch

>> No.15260245

>>15260077
I had a dad stalker do that to me it was weird it was like six months or more ago and he was reading all my tweets

>> No.15260306

>>15259991
I warned you about twitch
I told you bro, I told you about twitch, bro

>> No.15260387

>>15260077
I saw a notification and was excited but it was just a bot account. Pain. On a side note did a dad get suspended or delete his account? My follower and following both went down by one.

>> No.15260614

>>15253773
Aggie still up if you want to draw.

>> No.15260762

Almost forgot about Babytani with all these streams. It reminds me of the time around her birthday a little bit.

>> No.15260869

>>15260387
Just checked. Ernesto is gone. RIP

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>>15260869

>> No.15260998

>>15260869
At least he made Hanabitan a happy girl in the good end.

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>>15260869
>it's real

>> No.15261203

>>15260869
I... Never got to tell him my true feelings...

>> No.15261451

Me and my dad crush
https://files.catbox.moe/jjadga.webm

>> No.15261452

>>15258020
She misspoke, she meant to say "make the thread less gray".

>> No.15261548

>>15261451
>this could be us right now

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>>15261451
It makes me want to be brave and confess to mine but a rejection would destroy me so I don't.

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>>15261452

>> No.15261882

I hope bea had her beauty sleep

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>>15260869

>> No.15261938

>>15261882
Too busy looking for that fucking whore Fuwatani.

>> No.15261964

>>15260869
am I supposed to know who this is?

>> No.15262227

>>15261964
Yes

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stop doompostig dads... you are GROSS

>> No.15262386

I wanted to meet my dad crush before new years...

>> No.15262444

>>15261938
did she lose the plush?

>> No.15262506

>>15262444
Looks like it

>> No.15262595

>>15262444
she killed it

>> No.15262646

>>15262595
Thank god I hated that bitch. Good riddance.

>> No.15262699

>>15261451
God I wish ***** did this to me

>> No.15263112

I miss her old BGM

>> No.15263557

>>15260869
My DMs with him are still there and not auto deleting. What does it mean?

>> No.15263617

>>15263112
Same dad, same.
>>15263557
If you're using the app it might be cached.

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>>15262295
>>15262506
>it's been 6 years since Bea graduated
>she occasionally thinks back to those days when she was a vtuber, and all the strange people she met along the way with nostalgia
>her life hasn't changed very much since then
>the same 9 to 5 and getting drunk on the weekends while looking at weird things on the internet
>she had to quit being a vtuber due to her unhealthy para-social feeling towards her 'dads'
>she has real friends now

>one day while re-arranging furniture she sees a fluffy white limb sticking out behind her bookshelf
>it's her, 'Fuwatani'
>the fluffy stuffed animal that she made all those years ago for her stream
>she chuckles as she pick it up and smacks off the dust that's been caked into it's fluff
>she holds it up and looks into it's small and shiny black eyes
>the tears come suddenly and without warning, it quickly turn into sobbing
>she thought she got over her feelings after she deleted her channel all those years ago
>she hugs the stuffed toy tightly, pressing it close to her chest
>she never changed
>nothing has changed

>> No.15263744

>>15263617
He was a good guy. Hope he comes back sometime. We last spoke exactly 1 week ago.

>> No.15263813

>>15263744
Same. Even if he doesn't want to stick around, I'd like to wish him good luck out there

>> No.15263840

>>15263734
I teared up, not gonna lie.

>> No.15263853

>>15263734
>>she has real friends now
lost me here

she already has real friends, by my count has gone through 1-2 boyfriends and is currently in a relationship

>> No.15263979

>>15263734
Now I feel sad

>> No.15264050

>>15263853
She has friends but they aren't really close.

>> No.15264145

>>15264050
I don't know, her stories are about hanging out with them and drinking together.
All posts about that here are all speculation.

>> No.15264367

>>15264145
I think that was pre whatever XP hill is supposed to symbolize but you're right, only speculation.

>> No.15264712

>be schizoid
>make a greentext shitpost to test my understanding of human emotions
>dad's take it seriously
why are we like this?

>> No.15264788

>>15264712
A blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then and I'm feeling very emotional lately. Maybe I'm on my boy period."

>> No.15265233

https://twitter.com/VNSalesman/status/1474399726325964824

>> No.15265259

It's been confirmed that Bea:

>has friends
>has male friends
>has friends that know she's a vtuber
>has shown Bea content created by the community to her friends

Add to this that Japanese don't really give a shit about the coof so she has more than likely socialized with them recently. Please stop this "Bea is just like me!1!11!!" cope, it's unseemly.

>> No.15265317

>>15265233
the dream

>> No.15265319

>>15265259
Bea is not like most of us. We're virgins.

>> No.15265403

>>15265259
she is a lonely virgin loser
literally me

>> No.15265469

>>15265319
Most dads aren't virgins

>> No.15265517

>>15265319
I know the Japanese are weird about sex so it wouldn't really surprise me if she was a virgin. I don't think it's controversial that she has been in romantic relationships before, though.

>>15265403
Cope, you know this isn't true.

>> No.15265537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbkev3vqTc

will she show chihiro's beautiful hands?

>> No.15265591

>>15265517
I know it's true
I have "friends", just like her
i have a dead end job, just like her
I am a virgin, just like her

>> No.15265643

>>15265537
I doubt it but it would be a great Christmas present.

>> No.15265662

http://poal.me/ipgb0w

>> No.15265685

>>15265537
She said she was preparing a powerpoint

>> No.15265799

>>15265259
I have friends
I have male friends
I have friends that know I'm a vtuber
I have shown my community's content to my friends
I have the closest tastes in games and music to Bea, I'm just as talented in creative pursuits, and equally as lazy to the bear.

It's no exaggeration to say I'm the closest thing to a male Beatani.

>> No.15265802

>>15265259
I have friends and I'm still a depressed piece of shit.

>> No.15265859

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1474863214517448704
just in time for me to take a shit

>> No.15265860

>>15265802
That only means you are alive and see the world for what it is - the real hell.
Existence was the worst thing to happen to existence.

>> No.15265867

OMG I WANT TO SMELL AND TASTE AND FUCK HER CUNNY SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.15265873

>>15265537
Will it only be christmas gifts? Or is she showing the stuff from before as well.

>> No.15265877

>>15265662
shes a female girl
the opposite of us

>> No.15265892

>>15265799
Get a trip so I can filter you, AR.

>> No.15265935

>>15265799
God this post sucks.

>> No.15265962

>>15265859
I seriously wonder whether she always has a reason to be late (other than mendokusai) or if she was legitimately late just a couple times and is now just trying to keep the act going.

>> No.15266009

>>15265962
Probably fell asleep doing the PP.

>> No.15266057

>>15266009
>fell asleep while riding cowgirl as a kurisumasu present to the bf
Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.15266078

>>15266057
Dads you are fucking cucks I can't take this anymore.

>> No.15266085

>>15265799
Your dick will never be as large as hers.

>> No.15266148

>>15266078
dad, american

>> No.15266182

Stop being cucks for a second and let me know something: should the other side of the Bea daki art be naked or still have her dress? I'm guessing naked.

>> No.15266237

>>15266182
Naked and having sex with another man because I'm a cuck

>> No.15266269

>>15266182
Torn dress<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

>> No.15266273

>>15266182
Naked definitely

>> No.15266316

>>15266182
have her in bondage

>> No.15266320

>>15265892
AR has no creative talent
>>15266085
Very true, it's difficult to be the perfect male Bea, but I am the closest.

>> No.15266356

>>15266078
I'm not a cuck, just sensible. She is a girl, she doesn't experience loneliness and desolation like you or I.

>> No.15266355

>>15266269
>>15266273
>>15266316
You know it bros

>> No.15266366

>>15265892
AR or AR?

>> No.15266422

>>15266356
you are talking with delusional subhuman paypigs
they dont live in reality and they will never face the truth because it would mindbreak them

>> No.15266448

>>15266182
naked, full-frontal, probably a tasteful bush so dads don't get charges tacked on when they get arrested for whatever

>> No.15266523

>>15266366
the AR that I don't want to be groomed by, not AR - she is a qtpie who I hope stays

>> No.15266542

>>15266448
>probably a tasteful bush
Based idea

>> No.15266728

Merry Christmas dads, I hope you're doing well
Hope you're not mad about my escape from XP Hill
Still gonna watch over you from far,far away.

>> No.15266760

>>15266448
I'm thinking of doing it on her stomach. I can make a naked version of the first piece another time.

>> No.15266764

>>15266366
ar

>> No.15266874

>>15266760
Can't wait to see bare bear butt

>> No.15266910

>>15266760
>on her stomach
Please include the tail although I'm sure you were going to.

Could you maybe do one where she's on her side so that you can see one breast + nipple and her legs are positioned in such a way that you can get the faintest visual of her pussy?

>> No.15266968

I'm going to cum on Bea's belly, that is my favorite spot that isn't nakadashi.

>> No.15267239

Cum in bea's anus

>> No.15267262

>>15266182
Clothed but with all the goods showing.

>> No.15267300

>>15267239
Bea's type of girl to prefer anal. Second hole is too tight snd feels a bit too personal.

>> No.15267357

>>15265962
>she was legitimately late just a couple times and is now just trying to keep the act going.
Pretty obvious it's this. Deliberately wasting people's time is neither cute nor funny, kusobear.

>> No.15267441

she's having sex with bf please understad

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>>15267357

>>15267441
I am administering the correction right now

>> No.15267596

>>15267488
I legitimately don't remember when or why this became a meme. The Hamtaro rant?

>> No.15267599

i hope she shows the dragon dildo

>> No.15267624

>>15266760
>on her stomach
Eh, but this doesn't really show anything.

>> No.15267660

>tfw wanted to participate but the only song that came to my mind was about Santa killing himself
M-maybe next year...

>> No.15267671
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15267671

>>15267596

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>>15267596
because it's funny

>> No.15267739

>>15266910
I am trying to decide on a position right now. It's bound to change.
If I don't draw the one you want, I can get to alternative versions later like the clothed, bondage and torn dress one or whatever >>15267624 >>15266448 >>15267262
https://files.catbox.moe/y0clj8.png

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>>15267660
>next year

>> No.15267772

>>15267670
>>15267671
So dads introduced this ebin meme and she likes it so has started playing along with it?

>> No.15267780

>>15267739
slap

>> No.15267828

>>15267739
Based, thanks.

>> No.15267836

>>15267739
desu, I would prefer her on her back with one hand covering her red face, other on her pelvis, trying to hide her cunny but failing
but that's just me

>> No.15267868

>>15267836
noted

>> No.15267906

>>15267738
Thats strangely encouraging. Maybe I'll replace Bea with Santa in that song..

>> No.15268061

Bea is late every single time she advertises on reddit.

>> No.15268062

She's rushing to make the powerpoint, so she's going to accidentally leave in doxxes...

>> No.15268100

Fuck this retard I got better things to do. No wonder she's reclining

>> No.15268110

>>15268062
Hers or dad's? I don't care about her.

>> No.15268159

>>15268100
Bea stop posting here and start the stream, for fuck's sake.

>> No.15268244

https://youtu.be/0WBbKSFhw9A?t=20

>> No.15268315

>>15266728
I'll miss you Bea

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>>15268244
fuck you

>> No.15268374

>>15266728
Read this in a radio transmission or video tape voice.

>> No.15268466

Bea, I have already finished taking a shit, you can start now.

>> No.15268467

Bea Please start I don't want to miss gura Christmas karaoke please bea PLEASE it starts it two hours and the shart is always on time

>> No.15268540

>>15268466
How long does it take you?

>> No.15268574

>>15268540
Taking a shit doesn't take long but I spend a lot of time on my phone.

>> No.15268582

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!!! SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH ANY OTHER GIRL WOULD BE PAINFUL AND HORRIBLE!!!!!!! AND CHRISTMAS WITH JUST ME AND BEATANI WOULD BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!!!1!!!!

>> No.15268590

>>15268467
Anon... Gurah is with me right now...
she won't be able to stand, not to mention sing after what I have done with her

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>>15268466
Maybe this is Bea

>> No.15268616

>>15268467
Did you just call Gura a shart? What the fuck?

>> No.15268631

>>15268466
I swear this is Bea

>> No.15268743

>>15268540
its not the shitting that takes time, its the wiping

>> No.15268852

I'm new to this bear, is she very menhera?

>> No.15268872

Wait no! no! I'm not ready!

>> No.15268883

>>15268852
she used to be

>> No.15268897

>bea is late as usual
>finish my beverage before the stream
>go to get another beverage
>bea starts the stream while I'm getting my beverage
>have to pee halfway through the stream because I had two beverages
every time

>> No.15268927

>>15268852
She's not really menhera, just a weird girl sometimes.

>> No.15268938

>>15268897
Time for a gamer bottle

>> No.15268987

Is the stocking supposed to say BEA?

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>> No.15269177

>>15269124
Somehow I knew she'd get this from someone

>> No.15269245

>>15269177
Why are dads so immature?

>> No.15269375

I hope she has the sense to not actually eat the homemade stuff

>> No.15269409

>>15269375
it was sealed presumably soon after being made, it probably held up

>> No.15269418

Eating Bea's cookie...

>> No.15269431

>>15269375
I think they're too well made to be eaten anyway

>> No.15269439

>>15269409
that's not what I mean

>> No.15269452

>>15269409
He's more worried about the guy cumming in it.

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Bea the red nosed reindeer

>> No.15269555

I hope dad mixed in some cummies in the dough

>> No.15269572

>>15269452
>it only takes 9 months of building trust to be able to feed your cum to beatani

>> No.15269606

Consume the cum cookie

>> No.15269609

who gives a shit if the on-screen chat is frozen, she can still read it

>> No.15269616

>>15269572
I don't think he'd do it

>> No.15269623

delicious cum cookie

>> No.15269679

>>15269609
Archive purposes

>> No.15269741

>>15269452
poison is a worst case scenario but I can't imagine anybody would actually bother going that far for a small indie vtuber, cumming though yeah if she keeps eating homemade stuff that's inevitable with you schizos.

>> No.15269749

Is that shaymin self made?

>> No.15269775

>>15269749
absolutely not

>> No.15269802

>>15269741
I think by the time it reached Japan the cum would be so rotten she'd smell it right away.

>> No.15269872

>>15269741
There are definitely Dads she wouldn't eat homemade food from

>> No.15269885

cum smell

>> No.15269894

cum smell...

>> No.15269909

>>15269749
was off of the jp pokemon center site

>> No.15269911

cum smell

>> No.15269930

>>15269802
Wouldn't it be illegal to send your cum in the first place?

>> No.15269944

the chocolate smell only comes out of the moose's ass, tabun

>> No.15269956

HANDS

>> No.15269977

risuna with her beady little spycam eyes

>> No.15269981

Enhance on those fingers.

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ENHANCE

>> No.15270018

I want to hold hands

>> No.15270027

i want to cum in chihiro's hands

>> No.15270046

>>15269990
this risuna has seen some shit

>> No.15270051

>fuckable shaymin

>> No.15270068

Shaymin dad has definitely fucked that shaymin

>> No.15270082

actually Fumiin's hands

>> No.15270118

>>15270068
who wouldn't?

>> No.15270120

is it bad that I already know most of this irish because I watch OSW

>> No.15270140

You can't see it well but the gray tee shirt is a polar bear with a safety cone on its head.

>> No.15270157

>>15270120
pretty based dad

>> No.15270158

she didn't make a video for my stuffed animal...no...

>> No.15270204

>>15270158
Dad... you can use my shoulder...

>> No.15270221

w-what does "Blacks" mean

>> No.15270299

>Crest 3d Whitestrips
What?

>> No.15270317

why the crest whitestrips? they have shit like that in japan...

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>>15270221

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huge ass

>> No.15270375

>>15270331
bear is beezer

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>>15270331
>'magic' Good
DELETE THIS

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>>15270375
beezer...

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lol

>> No.15270438

>>15270422
pogy

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>>15269990

>> No.15270493

>>15270422
Pogshadbased

>> No.15270633

>>15269507
She's looking at Risunapples butt.

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>expensible

>> No.15270749

>>15270723
It's been awhile

>> No.15270768

>a mirror

>> No.15270770

>mirror
so close

>> No.15270818

I want that finger up my ass

>> No.15270834

>>15270818
This.

>> No.15270836

I got a panic attack when she started playing with the mirror

>> No.15270869

>>15270836
It's a prerecorded video

>> No.15270870

>>15270836
Prerecorded so no worries

>> No.15270877

>>15270836
It's not live retardchama...

>> No.15270920

>>15270869
>>15270870
>>15270877
she will never live up to haachama at this rate

>> No.15271030

Bea, you are showing the wrong side of the comic book
Kek

>> No.15271049

>>15271030
shes nipponese, prease andastand

>> No.15271131

>>15271049
There is actually special artwork on the front it's not the normal version
https://mondoshop.com/blogs/news/16993155-adventure-time-17-mondo-variant-cover-by-jj-harrison

>> No.15271225

Bea's soft and comfy carpet...

>> No.15271250

>>15271225
and her other soft and comfy carpet

>> No.15271266

>>15271225
She steps there.

>> No.15271285

>>15271250
and sex-sans budding carpet

>> No.15271321

>>15271266
Just think about how many dead skin cells from her FUCKING FEET reside in that carpet. I'm practically weeping from joy at being able to see even this much.

>> No.15271332

I'm pretty sure it's a towel

>> No.15271335

Is...is she actually dead?

>> No.15271345

>>15271332
Even better

>> No.15271350

>>15271321
You know she doesn't vacuum much. Sniff...

>> No.15271357

where is my bear?

>> No.15271395

the voices what do they mean?

>> No.15271640

she's crying again

>> No.15271654

>tearing up
holy fuck I don't know if I'm strong enough....

>> No.15271971

Dads were busy holy shit

>> No.15272044

>this Russian selfposter

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Guh, it's ya boi here, I'm thinking it's time for another /yah/ sings. Valentine's is a good occasions. What should we sing?

>Lost Kitten
pros: perfect fit for Valentines
cons: hard to sing, hard to mix

>Ride on Shooting Star
pros: can include Guitar Dad if he agrees, relatively easy to sing
cons: not really fit for Valentines

>セックス大好き aka sex rap
pros: rap is ya boi's specialty, relatively easy to sing and to mix, song is a decent fit for Valentine's
cons: dude sex haha

If you have any other suggestions, post them, these are just off the top of my head. Last time Bea wanted us to sing her ending theme, but she didn't produce a full version yet
Peace!

>> No.15272400

>>15272230
No idea but I will participate whatever it ends up being

>> No.15272549

sniffling bear...

>> No.15272580

Am I selfish for wishing that she read my letter and responded to it?

>> No.15272583

>>15272230
Im going to participate this time. Missed out the clover club cover

>> No.15272612

>>15272580
No, it's normal.It would be really nice.

>> No.15272633

crocodile tears

>> No.15272655

>>15272633
She's a bear you idiot

>> No.15272735

I love this bear so much

>> No.15272811

>>15272735
same

>> No.15272837

this lazy greedy slut is manipulating my feelings with these sniffles

>> No.15272939

I really want to hug this bear.

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>Magazine
See you all soon. This will be the final teaser. Kanpai!
>Spoiler

>> No.15272974

>>15272583
>>15272400
>>15272230
The mailbox is the same as last time, th1sc4ntb3r1ght@gmail.com. Since I don't monitor these threads too closely, that's the best place to contact me, or to send submissions to once we figure out what to sing.

>> No.15273022

>>15272939
I want to hug this bear and "accidentally" fondle her butt while I'm at it!

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RATE IT

>> No.15273173

>>15273158
We are better than nothing /10

>> No.15273179

>>15272230
Honestly I liked the Christmas album format more where dads could just do their own thing. If we go the /yah/ sings route, sex rap would probably be the most fitting.

>> No.15273185

>>15273158
very comfy / 10

>> No.15273188

>>15272939
Hugging is kimoi. Headpat her instead

>> No.15273190

>>15273158
Dad / Cockroach

>> No.15273199

>>15273158
Good Christmas/10

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>>15273158
Best Christmas ever/10

>> No.15273207

>>15273179
I preferred /yah/ sings because there was so much character packed into it, sounds like something you could listen to multiple times

>> No.15273228

>>15273158
Eating a dad's cum on stream/10
Did she say she would do Amazon gifts during the magazine stream?

>> No.15273243

>>15273207
>something you could listen to multiple times
need I remind you what happened

>> No.15273270

>>15273158
I want to nadenade this bear / 10

>> No.15273282

>>15273228
She said she'd read name and message during next stream so maybe

>> No.15273283

>>15273179
I preferred this too

>> No.15273287

>>15272230
Singing yakuza 0 songs so mod-chama can mod them into the game

>> No.15273309

>>15273179
Why? I want to do things with other dads. Not just projects. I want to do sexy things with them too

>> No.15273340

>>15273287
you are a fucking genius

>> No.15273369

>>15273287
based idea

>> No.15273371

>>15273207
album could be in between every yah sings? in any case the next holiday after valentines is what, halloween? quite a stretch of time for singdads whereas artdads are always on the grind.

>> No.15273378

>>15273179
Maybe there could be an album with the "collab" as the headline track.

>> No.15273387

>>15273371
golden week tabun

>> No.15273398

Missed deadline by 1h30 only this time, I believe in myself and will reduce that in half next time.

>> No.15273405

>>15253773
https://aggie.io/niua66mpa5
You have a couple of hours until I wrap it up, It's almost filled!

>> No.15273408

>>15273179
there were many more people participating in Clover than in the Christmas album, since there's a lower barrier to entry.
Ultimately, we can always have both

>> No.15273413

>>15273158
comfy/10

>> No.15273427

>>15273387
what's a golden week song like?

>> No.15273450

>>15273287
Very nice! What songs does it have aside from the baka mitai meme? Does Bea like them?

>> No.15273476

>>15273287
We should do this

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>>15273450

>> No.15273531

>>15273158
didn't open my tiny present because I put it in a letter envelope/10

>> No.15273536

>>15273476
>>15273287
would this be separate from valentines?

>> No.15273549

>>15273287
its a pretty good idea but then again, when do the songs show up and will she ever get to them?

>> No.15273571

>>15273549
karaoke minigame

>> No.15273597

>>15273549
she will likely see our posts in here and if not mod-chama can tell her to take a look

>> No.15273623

>>15272230
why don't we like ask bea which song she wants? didn't we do Clover Club because it was one of her favorites?

>> No.15273629

>>15273549
karaoke is sometimes done in the main story so she would find them there while normally playing the game

>> No.15273648

>>15268467
>>15268590
You fucking faggots the shart stream was cancelled.

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>>15273597

>> No.15273695

>>15273623
just check the karaoke setlists

>> No.15273755

>>15273158
I liked it

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>>15273520
Rouge of love sounds like a good Valentine's one
Judgement is based rock and 24 hour Cinderella is funny to imagine dads singing

>> No.15273797

>>15273648
I told you bro, she was with me

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15273883

Be honest, cookie dad, did you cum into them or not?

>> No.15273940

>>15273793
>>15273520
I ultimately want to do a song that Bea specifically likes, or at least is familiar with

>> No.15274019

>>15273520
Can't wait to hear the autism chorus of ROUUUUJ UV LUV

>> No.15274075

>>15253064
It wouldn't be so crazy though, typically it wouldn't seem weird to consider salmon related

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>>15253472
what did you do to my wife...

>> No.15274141

>>15274107
I don't watch lumi
qrd?

>> No.15274151

>>15273623
You know she lurks here, right?

>> No.15274159

Dads have made Bea a lot together over the year.
Cirno's Perfect Math Class
Birthday collage
Birthday song
Birthday card
Clover Club
Minecraft events
Christmas Album
Who is (You)?
Maybe I'm forgetting other stuff. Anyway, it's a lot for someone of her size. Very based community.

>> No.15274225

>>15274159
/yah/ is one of the creative communities on the board.

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>>15274151
Oi bear! Which songs do you like? What do you want us to sing?

>> No.15274321

>>15274244
sorry, she is busy having DM sex with me
but talk among yourself here, I will relay your messages alter

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>>15254447
I don't get it
Lumi honestly one of the most impressive around, she solo carried Cyberlive to where they're now
One of the very rare who play and enjoy strategy games, always worked very hard even for her 10 viewers for months, preparing streams to be not just gameplay but educational
Can draw, and excellent at singing
Not coomer but nor too uptight either, confident, and made holotards seeth, what more to ask
Honestly couldn't be happier if it happens

>> No.15274360

>>15274321
>he doesn't know she's shitposting on d*****d right now
ngoomi

>> No.15274416

>>15254508
Stacy type always have a lot of haters on /vt/, just see how the orange woman lived in everyone's head for a whole year
I guess it make the tyical neckbeard anxious and uncomfortable, that's how it is

>> No.15274460

>>15254634
Could talk about goslings, they both laugh at them!

>> No.15274574

>>15274360
Life is better after leaving the discord. Come home, dads.

>> No.15274613

>>15274323
Her voice isn't to my taste.

>> No.15274763

>>15274323
>collabs with males
>voice chats with males in her discord
>wanted to sell private dates with her for money back when Cyberlive was founded
>big fan of vshojo

>> No.15274790

>>15274613
With such a shallow reason you must be a woman.

>> No.15274815

>>15274763
>>big fan of vshojo
>when she made fun of vwhores during divegrass

>> No.15274844

>>15274790
You spend the entire stream listening to the streamer talk. If you don't like it, why would you watch?

>> No.15274893

>>15274815
In a friendly manner. She must know them well to make fun of them so accurately.

>> No.15274922

>>15274844
You're literally watching Beatani, you're not quite in a position to complain about voices.

>> No.15274931

>>15274323
How about I just don't like her? I prefer that it doesn't happen, but arguing about it is retarded because Beatani will do what she wants.

>> No.15274991

>>15274574
It was the exact opposite for me.

>> No.15275063

>>15274244
>>15274151
She also never posts.

>> No.15275083

>>15255138
what kind of prediction is that, "near year"? It's a whole fucking year ofc something bad will happen in a whole yra

>> No.15275168

>>15274360
I'm too busy fapping to check the Discord.

>> No.15275184

>>15275063
It's okay, she can answer on twitter or d*****d

>> No.15275201

>>15275063
I see those bear paws...

>> No.15275253

>>15275063
You just don't recognize her.

>> No.15275269

>>15275063
The last "selfpost" art was on ignoring Bea day in September. She's full discord now. So sad.

>> No.15275280

>>15275253
I'd recognize those cute ESL paws from three threads away

>> No.15275693

So excited for the magazine aaaaaaaaa!

>> No.15276217

>>15275693
me too aaaaaaaaaa

>> No.15276234

>>15273597
>she will likely see our posts in here
This discord bear is never coming back here.

>> No.15276417

>>15276234
paws

>> No.15276487

>>15276417
Maybe she's taking nap like she say before

>> No.15276493

>>15274159
Yakuza mod
Cup winning divegrass team
An albums worth of original songs
Countless videos and animations
1875 images on clover.club over 9 months

As a stat autist, I'd love to see a summary of everything this community has created, including the number of posts that have been made on this board too.

>> No.15276685

page 11 mata ne bea bea see you

>> No.15276774

end of thread fortune<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

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