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>> No.15197174
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Greatest stream to date.

>> No.15197199

Reminder that Gura is precious and you should cherish her

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hehe, cute

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i will

>> No.15198339 [SPOILER] 
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Happy Xmas chumbies

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cant wait for another scuffed karaoke..... haha...

>> No.15199864

at least gura can never take the chuuni crown from calli

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>> No.15199879

And that's a good thing.

>> No.15199896

The best of both worlds.

>> No.15199942
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no but she takes the cunny crown

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Why do some chumkes treat karaoke as if it's a concert? It's ok to be scuffed, karaoke is about having fun, not perfect singing.

>> No.15200531

It's bait, anonchama.

>> No.15200546
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Merry Xmas /ggg/
Post your favorite christmas guras

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Speaking of karaoke, the whisper singing with ukulele we got last night was great, I can’t wait for tomorrow

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I like this one

>> No.15200683

Even if it's bait, gotta show Gura we care.

>> No.15201080
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.15201123
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Luv me shark.

>> No.15201218

Reminder that Gura kissed me on stream

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>> No.15201404
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>a few weeks pass
>gura finally schedules handcam stream
>starts stream
>turns on webcam
> cute, soft, small hands with blue nail polish

how would you react?

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>> No.15201521

>thinking she will actually show her real hands
she will wear black gloves

>> No.15201528

They wear gloves, remember?
Still, i would be dying to hold them.

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>> No.15201613
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I would expect her to wear gloves like the others. She could be cheeky and get paw ones for "cat-shark" though.

>> No.15201873 [DELETED] 

Last night feels like a dream. Like you have a crush on someone and you spend a night together just talking and growing closer than ever before. If she keeps this up I don't know if I'll survive.

>> No.15202129
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tummy window

>> No.15202199

im still gosling from that stream

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>> No.15202399 [SPOILER] 
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Wake up Anon.

>> No.15202423
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I still can't get over how great that was

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>> No.15202549

You guys do realize you're masturbating to an underaged girl, right?

>> No.15202556 [DELETED] 

>no tail
why does such great art have to be ruined like this?

>> No.15202588
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>masturbating to
having sex with*

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How good was the gift wrapping stream?
t. Fell asleep before watching the stream

>> No.15202691

Yeah it was amazing. I don’t expect tonight’s stream to be like that since it’s a public stream where she’s playing again but it should be very cozy

>> No.15202705

Because her early karaokes were like that and she stopped doing them. It's not like she does concerts so I don't see why people shit on the chumbudies that want rehearsed Gura karaoke, which is probably something responsible for a ton of her fans. It's okay to have both

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If this child didn't want us masturbating to her, she shouldn't be so sexual.

>> No.15202729

Anon… I honestly can’t imagine not watching it live, it was one of her best streams ever

>> No.15202751

It was magical

>> No.15202769

>How good was the gift wrapping stream?
Many shrimp did not survive and now lie dead upon the floor.

>> No.15202782

>no gills

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My apologies, hope this makes up for it.

>> No.15202832

wha...what are they doing with their hands?

>> No.15202842
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She's gonna keep finding decaying shrimp bodies all over the place for weeks.

>> No.15202845

sex, I think

>> No.15202881

That's fine. She'll still eat them even if slightly rotted and slimy.

>> No.15203038

I gotta hand it to those guys who sang for Gura, if it wasn't for them I don't think she'd have been so cute and loving last night. Y'all aren't so bad.

>> No.15203088

She was cute and loving up to that point anyway, I don't think they changed much

>> No.15203098

I think she might be taking us down the parasocial path. desu the stream almost didn't feel real.

>> No.15203103

she was cute and loving because i was there the discordians had little to do with it

>> No.15203133

Imagine Gura dancing

>> No.15203160

she is 9000 years old

>> No.15203186

I'm not sure I want to watch it then

>> No.15203189

The animation Gura was talking about is starting soon

>> No.15203213

Like a dream you wake up from and feel the absence of the other person. It hits hard.

>> No.15203225

Yeah if you want to avoid the parasocial stuff then avoid it.

>> No.15203273
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Is gura dead?

>> No.15203299

No, but I am after last night

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Yes, if you keep asking

>> No.15203479

Delicious tummy delicious thighs, gotta rape

>> No.15203519

I don't see the appeal of handcam streams. Why? Isn't it antithetical?

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I love gura<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

>> No.15203587

No dakimagura for you

>> No.15203592


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This was also the first stream in a while I felt the parasocial feelings on her end as well. She was very open and vulnerable the whole stream, and especially when she teared up at that one sc that said we're proud of her. We also got what I think was her most direct and sincere "I love you" to date. It was just a very emotionally charged stream in general.

>> No.15203674

>her not wanting to end the stream
I almost cried

>> No.15203686

if she does a handcam stream i will simply pop out the chat and listen from another tab without watching the immersion-breaking video feed for the normalfags

>> No.15203717

Whatever helps you sleep at night

>> No.15203737 [DELETED] 

Yeah, there were almost too many moments to list. By the end you could feel she had completely let her guard down.

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I feel like I missed something so great last night, but I am not compelled to watch that stream

>> No.15203823

I don't know how much of the magic will be lost on VOD, but I would still recommend watching it

>> No.15203858

Anon you should sing a song for her, or maybe dub over a humorous anime scene.

>> No.15203862

She was exceptional last night, and it could be that she herself felt a bit lonely. And I should know a thing or two about that - I've spent every Christmas alone since 2011. This one is no exception, for in mere hours I am off to work. It's still the 24th from my POV. And yet, Gura has saved Christmas for me this year. She really did. Watching her yesterday and seeing her in such a mood, listening to her little stories and memories has given me much warmth. It genuinely felt like Christmas.

>> No.15203899

Same here.

>> No.15203947

>gives you a little heartfelt card
>"because... i, you know, like you guys... d-don't make me beat you up!"
tsundere samegaki is a different feeling.

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>pops her cherry for us live on stream
>chat instantly dies
Can't say I was expecting that

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By the way, she had a hot mic at the start of the stream right? I missed the first few minutes yesterday and just realized now that I'm watching it again.

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>> No.15204286

This brat needs love correction

>> No.15204397

Wow this is incredible
Gura giving me Powder vibes

>> No.15204438

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

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Now I haven't seen the movie since release, but I'm not seeing the resemblance.

>> No.15204556

Nice to see Myxo finally getting attention. I knew about him before he went mainstream lol.

Did she only appear in the members stream yesterday, or was there something else I missed?

>> No.15204575

Ok, hipster.

>> No.15204634

I did try to promote him in prechat back when I cared enough to be in it.

So was the members stream her only appearance yesterday?

>> No.15204669

She also appeared in my dreams

>> No.15204814

as soon as i heard her say it i knew she was baiting

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>> No.15204930

Was she ovulating?

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>> No.15204968

Seems to be the case.

>> No.15205007

Yeah I was baiting too.

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today is pretty much my first christmas alone and gura made me feel so much better<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

>> No.15205190

I already said it once this thread, but I'm really in love with Gura. Sometimes it makes me afraid but I won't give it up.

>> No.15205197

Can archive anon confirm the length of 2nd VOD

>> No.15205247

What's the matter?

>> No.15205254

oy vey

>> No.15205289

Reminder that every fan mail letter and post card she will receive will be wrapped around dildo.

>> No.15205302

Nothing I am a deaf retard and I missed when she said her chair popped and thought it was edited out

>> No.15205316

I have a name

>> No.15205427

the first live stream was 01:02:58.14 and the second one was 02:23:28.29.

>> No.15205441
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Noticed something interesting while watching the Mario Kart archive just now...

>> No.15205463

moot's long-lost brother...

>> No.15205469

Alright, thanks

>> No.15205473

>Reminder that every fan mail letter and post card she will receive will be wrapped around Anon.

>> No.15205479
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Do I get fortune for posting this?

>> No.15205507

Does he have the time to play videogames? Still, its a fun cameo even if it's not him.

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silly anon<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

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>> No.15205561

Well, time to start bursting white stuff.

>> No.15205710
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Here, have an early present

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I'm gonna goncern...

>> No.15205894

Imagine cumming inside Gura<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15205921

kek, only pure thoughts for Gura

>> No.15206166


>> No.15206192
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I hope gura has a nice Christmas with her wife shion

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So, how do I get fortune?

>> No.15206261

be lucky huhaha

>> No.15206281


>> No.15206387
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I will get lucky, I promise you that

>> No.15206392

type fortune into the options bar of your post. It works the same as sage and noko (which isnt used anymore but in the old days was)<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15206441

If you're lying I will find you<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

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man i just assumed they wouldn't let us use that<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

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I’m sadly going have to miss some or all of the Minecraft stream tonight, but at least I’ll be there for karaoke

>> No.15206632

no worries friend, i have no life and i will record it for you just in case

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have a nice christmas bud, that's what gura want

>> No.15206832

Please post your transcriptions.

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Hopefully I have the time to watch the karaoke and Minecraft stream today, unlike the giftwrapping special

>> No.15206860 [DELETED] 

Gura's puffy, pink sharkvulva... Gura's tight, smooth sharkcunny... Gura's tiny, sensitive sharkclit... uohhh

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I'll make Gura proud of me!<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

>> No.15207303

>chumbud got the vax

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Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>> No.15207880

I'm missing the unarchived karaoke stream, is there any place where I might watch it later?

>> No.15207893

there'll be a magnet here

>> No.15207921

I like how gura calls us cute.

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But the very next day
You gave it away

>> No.15208002 [DELETED] 

Why are you such a faggot? No, seriously, why wouldn't you want that? You have a girlfriend IRL or something? If so, then why are you here?

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Last night was a christmas miracle and we still have many more days of gura.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15208122 [DELETED] 

NTA but once you get deep enough in the parasocial rabbit hole, streams like that can be scary. For me they bring out a lot of emotions that I've suppressed for basically my entire life, and it can be a lot to handle. I still watched it live and I'm glad I did, but I can maybe see where he's coming from.

>> No.15208347

It was awesome, very comfy.

>> No.15208372

I'm not gonna survive this week, am I?<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

>> No.15208419
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>Your heart grew three sizes!
More room for Gura!

>> No.15208455 [DELETED] 

I fell in love with her with "Ride on time". It's been over for me since the beginning.

>> No.15208475

What if gura passes out during the karaoke stream?

>> No.15208496

I like gura, also suck my dick

>> No.15208602 [DELETED] 

>I like Gura, I just don't want her to like me.

Then I hope you get your wish, you poor bastard.

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I don't have to imagine because I'm already jacking off

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>Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!
Prepare yourself Anon.

>Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!
Do better next year or I'll birch you.

But again, seriously. She saved Christmas for me. Like I mentioned before this is the first Christmas in many years that I feel it, and I can't but count our blessings. How do we repay her? Genuinely, how do you repay a person for all that she has given us? Yes, we all gosling over her and we do indeed tell her how much she means to us all and how positive and beneficial she is in our lives, yet I always feel like I'm just taking and never giving back. It always comes back to me how odd and unusual this situation is for me and I bet many others. I am 35, well beyond the impressionable age or easy to trick. My Internet experience alone reaches back to late 2005 when I came into imageboards and so on. My life has been an unmitigated tragedy in ways you cannot comprehend. It all started with a total war and then got worse. I'm so genuinely immunized against bullshit I can't even explain it to you without it feeling like fellating myself and making myself bigger. A pure egotrip. I have no family in a proper sense. I haven't spoken to my father in over 15 years. I am utterly indifferent and closed to my mother since late childhood. I do my shitty job, I yearn for many things and have emotional needs that were never acknowledged or fulfilled, and here comes Gura, way into my life, theoretically an ephemeral e-presence that still somehow manages to do more for me that basically any person in my life. Even at this moment, when I'm blitzed and at fucking work, and Christmas in about 4 hours, I still think about her and her words and how much they lightened my mood.

This girl has earned my respect and love a thousand times over, and it's insane to think just how much goodwill and benevolent wishes she has earned in all of us. She truly is an incomparable miracle of a girl, the ideal made flesh, something incomprehensibly beautiful. And I know she's not perfect, I know she's just a person of flesh and blood, and yet she transcended all of it so beautifully, so poignantly and full of meaning, personality and utter beauty it baffles and confuses the mind. The heart however knows and sees her as a messenger of eternity itself. She truly is my Princess, and the purest expression of all the noble ideas and ideals - with or without cracky joints and moldy fridge bread.

There never was a person in my life who earned my utmost love, admiration and respect - except her. The fact I will never meet her seems almost inconsequential. She is more "real" than anyone I have ever met. By a wide margin. My grandpa was a WW2 veteran who told me hideous stories of burning Italians and Germans made of pure steel, the "dad" generation spoke of Serbs and atrocities you zoomers couldn't even comprehend, I lived through that myself, and everything, everything seems intangible compared to her.

I sound insane and maybe I am. But no other person but Gura touched and awakened my heart. There is both profound humor and stern seriousness in all of this. This whole situation is hilarious and profound at the same time.

>> No.15209199

how did i miss this...

>> No.15209256

Anon, i hope that's a pasta because it's mucho texto and not gonna read it.
Good for you, or I'm sorry for you.

>> No.15209258

I was not expecting that.
Holy fuck.

>> No.15209259

I want to eat Gura's butt out

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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.15209336

Gura sex.

>> No.15209492

finish it you schizo

>> No.15209503

What the fuck made you think that?

>> No.15209507

I hate twitter so fucking much. Thank you for posting it.

>> No.15209549

King cover less than 70k to 13 million. Don't think it'll hit that on Christmas which would've been great. Will probably hit early 26th unless there is a huge push since weekends are usually the weaker days for views/listens as well as being a holiday.

>> No.15209580

Schizo been posting crinch instead of finishing it.

>> No.15209618
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Cunny couple!

>> No.15209642 [DELETED] 

T o T

>> No.15209699

mucho texto but also based

>> No.15209885

Never change schizocroat

>> No.15209891 [DELETED] 

You're responding to my response to the anon that doesn't want Gura to be parasocial.

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>>15209199<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

>> No.15210015

Good riddance.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

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>> No.15210061

Despite hating the guy, his art is always amazing.

>> No.15210066

Fuck the person who reminded Gura she can't spend it with her family.<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>> No.15210094

>gawr gura
is this a starcraft reference?<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

>> No.15210104

Being on Gura's shrimps she's going to do naughty things to list is a blessing.

>> No.15210137

Aside from Ame who is Gura's best collab partner?

>> No.15210158


>> No.15210170

Me probably Mori or Fauna

>> No.15210171


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Ame isn't even her best collab partner. That's Mori. Maybe someone else, but there isn't enough data and there's lots that Mori is the best.

>> No.15210188

salutations schizocroat

>> No.15210197

This, ame, mori and fauna have the best chemistry with gura.

>> No.15210237

long as you don't say she's not her best friend I can deal with that

>> No.15210267

She definitely is.

>> No.15210282

She's not. Ame and Gura are LOVERS.

>> No.15210321

Lovers are far from being best friends, unless you have a great relationship which is rarely the case.

>> No.15210359

Just watched gura's latest members
Why is she doing GFE now all of sudden?

>> No.15210406

She's feeling lonely because she can't visit her family. Not hard to figure out if you aren't a retard.

>> No.15210419

I do what I can.

I actually think this might be true. She has a great dynamic with Mori and they seem to get along great, possibly because they're both big dorks. But they really complement each other. However I could also say that Gura and Ina work great together. I think Ina finds her really funny. Basically Gura really likes her genmates.

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>> No.15210450

This is just recency bias from the Fortnite collab sucking. Ame is still the best collab partner for Gura.

>> No.15210456

i want to bone these bros<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15210471

White indeed, white indeed...

>> No.15210482

It's going to hurt isn't it?<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

>> No.15210542

You better be prepared, even if i gosling hard, i can withstand the worst of the ghosting.
I wonder about other chumbuds.

>> No.15210550

just how i like it

>> No.15210569

I wish she had shown this one on the meme review

>> No.15210620

She was probably too busy hoping for memes that were actually good to care about something she saw before here.

>> No.15210622

I don't think she is that cheeky enough to expose herself like that.

>> No.15210652

But it’s not even funny or really that accurate

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I am the ghost of Christmas past

>> No.15210740

Careful, some schizo has been tracking the amount of times Gura displays affection and will show up with a chart comparing it to ghosting soon.

>> No.15210770

How did you came across Gura, Croat-sama?

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I'm going to kiss Gura!

>> No.15210827

Thread celeb worshippers should join a discord. You've already got the mentality.

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I got told i was naughty

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gura wants you to kiss other shrimps.
you don't want to disappoint her do you?

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It's revenge for us treating the girls like dolls.

>> No.15210891

Easily my favourite stream to date.. I can't stop thinking about it. I don't see how it's possible to not fall in love with this girl

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you lie on your bed listening to the gentle buzz of the ceramic heater you bought on clearance from walmart. you picked the blue one because it reminded you of your oshi, gawr gura. the button is even in the same place as her hoodie's shark mouth! you're spending the holidays alone this time because an unexpected snowstorm struck down just as you had moved out... but you don't mind.

"i know i should feel disappointed that i'm alone on christmas eve but i don't really feel anything," you think to yourself with a shrug. "although... i really wish i had someone small to cuddle with..." just then, you hear something faint. you lean up from your laying position and cup your ear: a knock on the door that sounds like it was made by a very tiny fist. you hesitantly get up and drag yourself to the door. "carolers?" you ponder...

>> No.15210910

Nothing wrong with kissing the homies

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you look through the peephole cautiously and see the cotton pompom of a little red santa hat blowing in the winter wind. you then notice a face buried underneath the crimson cap, for which the hat is much too large! you gasp and open the door.

"fueeeee~!!! it's cold out here, mister!" exclaimed the muffled voice from under the large hat. you instinctively pull her into your apartment, causing her to "a!" and shut the door behind you hastily. as you turn around to face your visitor, the reality of the situation sets in... YOU'RE SHARING CHRISTMAS WITH GAWR GURA~!

>> No.15210937

I'm gonna post the most controversial post in triple g's history

I love Gura, but I am not in love with Gura. I actually think many of you are in too deep, and that will make everything worse when she eventually leaves our lives.

>> No.15210947

90s Croatian war was soft

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you scratch your head in confusion and she gives you a peculiar look. "what? you didn't believe me when i said i'd pick one random chumbud to keep company on christmas? well guess what buddy, i pulled your name from the jar and i expect you to hold up your end of the bargain! hehe!"
"wh-what bargain? how did you even get my address? i just moved out, anyways..."
"oh? why, my good friend pavolia reine helped me out! she can get information on anyone!"
"i see..." you're reminded that reine is has a very influential family and wonder if you were a tad too reckless on a certain mongolian basket-weaving forum.

>> No.15210979

Bah, I'm just bored and killing time. What's your story, anon?

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Is she going to finish the statue?
The temple?
Super Metroid?
DMC4?<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

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I did cry at the end.. maybe I'm too emotionally vulnerable but she was too sweet and cute for me to handle

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Come here shrimps, give me a little kiss

>> No.15211047

Imagine if she had done a close-up at any point during that stream.

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"huh?!?" you exclaim with belated surprise as gura begins removing layers of her outfit. you can't believe the sight in front of you! she just showed up and she's making herself at home. your stomach begins to hurt... but at the same time, you're intrigued.

before long gura was wearing nothing but a charmeuse chemise that you could have swore consisted of sheer translucent tissue paper that had been haphazardly taped together and was beginning to fall apart. she then slid under your comforter and beckoned playfully with her shark tail: "wellllll~ are you gonna join me? huha..."

you were still frozen with shock. "j-j-join you...? gura, have you been drinking?!?" your voice was a shrill squeak like that of a mouse. "does this same-gaki have any idea what she's in for?" you think to yourself.

>> No.15211071

>the temple and DMC4
Yes, but it will take a long time
>the rest

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I cried too it's okay

>> No.15211088

Huh, never thought i would hide posts in /ggg/.

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*kiss*<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

>> No.15211118

I've been in love with her pretty much since March this year, and it's only gotten stronger since then

>> No.15211119

How new?

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Happy Hanukkah jewbud

>> No.15211144

For a second i thought this was /infinity/.

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chuuu~<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>> No.15211166

New enough to be edible to gura.

>> No.15211197

Getting real multicultural in here

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What was your favorite moment with gura this year?

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>> No.15211312
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>> No.15211314

As mentioned, I've been a part of imageboard culture since late 2005. Specifically 4chan obviously since stuff like 7 or plus4chan came afterwards etc. etc. Essentially I've been an anime fan since the late 90s, courtesy of German satellite TV channels like RTL Zwei and Vox. This is a starting point for a whole lot of Central European/Eastern European anime fans and is not unusual. I got introduced to vtubers by Kizuna AI and Kaguya Luna, and preferred Kaguya. Once she quit that persona and AI got destroyed by her retarded company I lost interest and lost track of vtubing as a whole. Like most people my age by this time the general interest in Internet and everything related is already just a holdover and we generally at best just lurk but have no deeper connection to any of it, or interest. I simply stumbled onto Gura's stream after seeing something over at /jp/ and merely wanted background noise, but something completely different happened. I was completely and utterly drawn in by the... sadness behind Gura's voice. This was within the first month of her streaming, but I didn't have a youtube or google account so I was entirely a passive observer. But I was hooked from the moment I heard her voice and felt the person behind it. I made the connection to a certain meme song instantly, but as mentioned I was unaware of HER in a deeper sense.

tl;dr I am not "new" in any way, but gradually found myself outside the cool kids club for obvious reasons. I belong to the older gen and remember the Net as it was, so today... eh. Gura and pirated non-fiction literature is my jam. And yes that "cool grandpa" bit she did a few streams back made me laugh my ass off.

>> No.15211333

Well, Gura got a surprised visit from Family. No stream for today. I guess it'll al be shifted by 1 day for the set schedule and whatever the TBAs are.

>> No.15211342

I'm happy for her

>> No.15211366

I called it

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chumbie cute

>> No.15211400

as long as she's happy

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Oh my god I've never been so happy to have streams cancelled she's getting to spend Christmas with her family I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.15211415

I am happy for her but also pretty bummed since my family is dead and I was looking forward to having Gura fill the void.

>> No.15211419

I fucking told you, ghosted again for a good reason but still.

>> No.15211424

Man I'm glad, hopefully we get some family stories in a few days

>> No.15211425

awww that's really sweet

>> No.15211426

Ain't even mad.
How could I be?<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc2d53">

Your fortune: Happy Hanukkah!</span>

>> No.15211439

FUCK man...

>> No.15211467

This. I feel like after they warmed up to each other months ago they just get along so well together. They always have a good time when they collab.

>> No.15211470

She said today and tomorrow, so Sunday will be Minecraft and Monday will be Karaoke

>> No.15211472

Meds now, but also I'm glad you've found something in this world that brings you happiness. This would be a really apt description of effect Gura has on us if it were half as long.

>> No.15211479

wholesome as fuck

>> No.15211482

How long until "see you tomorrow" shitposters appear<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15211492

Jesus I knew this word lost all meaning but this takes the cake

>> No.15211509

That's good to hear, I was wondering why she couldn't visit or vise versa, they must of came and surprised her. Good for sharkie, after last night I'm good for two days ez. I'm sure she will have some fun stories to tell us.

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Have fun gura.

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I'm a little disappointed about not seeing her tomorrow but that feeling is greatly overshadowed by how happy I am that she gets to see her family!

>> No.15211548

>tells us she'll be gone the next couple of days

>> No.15211553

It could be move further. One of the TBA is a UNO collab. Dunno about which one.

>> No.15211554 [DELETED] 

yeah, me

>> No.15211562

kek. looking forward to that.

>> No.15211567

Good for her, let her have some nice pleasant family time and enjoy her Christmas. She's already done more than enough for us.

>> No.15211568 [DELETED] 

I'd say she has good synergy with other Americans. They have unique social energy compared to the rest of the world. Mori has had extra synergy with Gura after visiting her family in America, so there was probably some reconnecting with her roots.

>> No.15211569 [DELETED] 

"Family" means BF.

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Gura quality time with her family
I'm glad
plus I get to not miss the karaoke with the new schedule<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15211603

Yeah, me.

>> No.15211623

Oh true forgot about that

>> No.15211628 [DELETED] 

Gura, no point in doing Christmas karaoke on the 27th ya dumb bitch

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>> No.15211640

ToT<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

>> No.15211643

glad you found happiness in something anon, but you gotta add a tldr next time lol

>> No.15211652 [DELETED] 

ahahaha all of the people telling me I was insane yesterday can eat my fucking dick. Do you think she was sitting there wrapping presents 2 days before christmas, talking about the next days being stressful and saying she had a to-do list like cleaning because she was planning to sleep all day on the 25th? Complete fucking retards. Happy for her regardless though!

>> No.15211666


>> No.15211668

eh it's more of a ukulele stream...

>> No.15211671


>> No.15211672

>Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!
makes sense

>> No.15211673

>he doesn't know about the 12 days of christmas

>> No.15211675

>How do we repay her?
do your drawing / animating / singing / programming reps and make something for her that she can get emotional over.

>> No.15211676

BF means me.

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>> No.15211718

I'm happy for her, guess I'm sleeping early today.

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>> No.15211729

Yeah, me
I also made these posts

>> No.15211736 [DELETED] 

Well, as long as she's happy, right chumbuds? Even though I'm alone again (naturally). I just hope it's really her family that surprised her.

>> No.15211762 [DELETED] 

It was kinda funny how she mentioned cleaning at the start and then only talked about laundry afterwards cause she knew she fucked up
I'm not even mad, I'd have missed Minecraft tonight regardless and I'm off from work Sunday and Monday so this works out perfectly for me

>> No.15211777

>still calling Gura a liar
Fuck off schizo

>> No.15211781

I wouldn't think about it, just take her words at face value and move on with your day.

>> No.15211785

>I just hope it's really her family that surprised her.
No, it's me

>> No.15211786 [DELETED] 

You're right and those things make sense now in context. I wonder why she felt the need to lie about all this though.

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>> No.15211812

Whelp, tonight I'm going into a Battle Royale coma.

>> No.15211816

Just rewatch last nights streams again tonight and tomorrow

>> No.15211823

ips going up
don't you have anything better to do

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I'm happy for her, she wanted to spend time with her family so badly and now she can.
But at the same time, its time for another lonely Christmas away from the only girl that makes me happy.. Sorry for being selfish Gura.

>> No.15211828

>MOALB drops
>excited to spend christmas with gura
>Family springs up
b-b-b-but... t-this is supposed to be the part where I, the love interest, meet the family and get into whacky hijinks to rush christmas together so that I can get the dad's blessing despite his initial poor impression of me.

love you gura, have a merry christmas!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

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>> No.15211844

>gura news
>people come to the thread to post about it

>> No.15211851 [DELETED] 

Joel came over from Wales. Happy for her

>> No.15211852 [DELETED] 

why would she schedule the streams in the first place then you schizo? she even gave us a heads up earlier that week that she might not schedule anything for christmas

>> No.15211862

Remember, shitposting to cope is fine but at least keep it interesting

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>> No.15211885

baiters baiting baiters at this point

>> No.15211889

>Happy Kwanzaa!
Oh nonono papa shark is racist its one of *those* movies

>> No.15211898

They will tell themselves anything they want to hear to try and justify her being a liar.

>> No.15211907 [DELETED] 

>"If you're lonely for Christmas, spend it with Mr.
About that Gura? Lying bitch, lol. Cucking her whole fanbase on Christmas Eve and Christmas

>> No.15211947

why indeed.

>> No.15211975

Welp I guess this thread will be shit for the next coupe of days, I'm out. Don't take the bait too hard
Merry Christmas chumbuds!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

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Extremely based.
I've always felt so empty, even on Christmas surrounded by family.. but listening to Gura telling her stories and hearing how cheerful she sounds makes Christmas feel a lot brighter and warms my heart.
She's seriously a unicorn of a girl. There's nobody as perfect as her in my eyes.. she's the perfect combination of sweetness, wittiness, and cuteness

>> No.15211999

Have fun out there.

>> No.15212001 [DELETED] 

She was probably going to have a Christmas party at her place with her BF and his family, but they changed plans to have some of them sleep over, and she's not gonna stream while they're in the house.<span class="fortune" style="color:#11ec7f">

Your fortune: Your heart is two sizes too small.</span>

>> No.15212010

i better not write what i am truly feeling right now...

>> No.15212016 [DELETED] 

>yet was already stressed out with preparing and cleaning despite not expecting anyone
Yeah there's only one reason to hide it, and it's because it isn't family that's visiting.

>> No.15212026 [DELETED] 

And you "I take everything she says as the truth" fags will tell yourself everything you want to hear to believe she is telling the truth

>> No.15212038

yah then we're all going to have a family orgy. (I'm the BF, ME.)

>> No.15212039

Just close this thread and go for a walk. Don't come here for a couple days.
Take care.

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It’s pretty predictable and laughable at this point how the shitposters will react. I’m happy for Gura, hope she gets to eat a lot of good food

>> No.15212059

Quite a lot of copium in this thread. We all know what that tweet really means. Family don't just show up out of nowhere on Christmas, especially when they know your job could easily mean you are doing something on Christmas. I imagine her family would at least notify her a week or 2 ago or at least mention what time they would roughly be there.

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>> No.15212063

hey you posted this in global

>> No.15212065

Happy for her, but now I'm probably going to have to avoid /vt/ for the next few days.

>> No.15212069 [DELETED] 

Perfect time to forget about this board for a week

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Time for my depression nap, you guys have a nice Christmas.

>> No.15212098

>spending all that time watching someone just to call them a liar every single day
Sorry that your life is that sad

>> No.15212113 [DELETED] 

I missed that. Wow!!! She really did just lie straight up to our faces, lol.

>> No.15212127

You too, anon.<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>> No.15212131 [DELETED] 

that's normal shit everyone does for holidays
why not just not schedule them then? she could've easily, there's no obligation

>> No.15212134

>he doesn't tidy up his home nicely during xmas, new year period.

>> No.15212136

My mom brought home some spanakopita and Immediately thought of Gura. I hope her mom makes some and she eats lots of em.

>> No.15212157 [DELETED] 

She wasn't sure if Joel was gonna make it over from Wales. Then she probably told her no but was planning on surprising her.

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>> No.15212159

same desu
It's funny how they always have to resort to claiming she's to telling the truth for the shit they spew. Im just happy she gets to see her family after all

>> No.15212177

i am devastated ngl

>> No.15212190

The real lie would be claiming that you didn't reply to yourself right there. You're not a liar, are you?

>> No.15212196

If it wasn't for Ame streaming today i would have drank myself to an alcohol induced coma after these news.
Have fun gura, i can manage.

>> No.15212202 [DELETED] 

stop with the weak joel rrat, get better shit that isn't a year old at least

>> No.15212207

and you also must prepare everything for the day. She never planned on streaming today, why she had the need to lie about it is kinda weird

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Here's the real tweet if her income didn't partially depend on exploiting lonely men.

>> No.15212287

>gura is spending time with her family this Christmas
>I'm spending time with my family this Christmas

>> No.15212290 [DELETED] 

>he's never had a loving family that gave him surprises
i'm sorry your life is bitter anon

>> No.15212340 [DELETED] 

It's all about context and order of information received, her fanbase is taking the fact that she won't be streaming for christmas eve and day MUCH better than they would have if she had told us so at the start of the week. Fuck dude, everyone is happy for her now and feel nothing bitter or sad about it because of how she shaped the news.
This also explains why she went in so hard on the love and affection last night, she wanted to make sure we were sated when she gave us the news about the 'surprise' cancellations to keep even her bitterest and irritating fans from spazzing out everywhere again

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>> No.15212356 [DELETED] 

How fuck is her mom, dad and brother gonna stay in her apartment/house? You really think Gura has guest bedrooms and shit ready? No, it's only 1 person who came to visit. Her BF, and it's not you

>> No.15212364

actual fucking psychosis

>> No.15212391 [DELETED] 

jannies please wake up, this thread needs a power wash

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>> No.15212408

Of course it's not you, it's me

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>> No.15212421

Imagine spending your Christmas Eve antiposting on /ggg/. Absolutely fucking pathetic.

>> No.15212425

What if she has a girlfriend? and she's spending time with her girlfriend's family?

>> No.15212427

yeah me

>> No.15212430

Your timeline sounds pretty sweet ngl. I'd love to have Lex Gura toying with my emotions like that.

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I'm extremely happy for her.. and also relieved cause I would have missed the karaoke tomorrow anyways due to family dinner.
This honestly feels like the perfect follow up to yesterday's stream, she's going to be in a very good mood when we see her next

>> No.15212441

I couldn’t imagine thinking about cocks and balls all day every day but some people do it for free

>> No.15212451 [DELETED] 

you don't actually watch her right? please tell me this is weak bait or you seriously need meds if you think the shark is lex luthor when she's easily not streamed or scheduled streams before

>> No.15212455

have fun family buds...<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

>> No.15212458

I forgot Gura is the greatest actor of all time. I'm glad your angle today is that she's a genius that set this up but next week you'll be calling her a "stupid whore" again. Part of me is happy she won't be streaming for faggots like you on Christmas.

>> No.15212464

and this makes another 3 day streak without a stream on her channel
its becoming a habit

>> No.15212488

sounds hot

>> No.15212501

She… just streamed yesterday? Why do antis just get dumber as the days go by?

>> No.15212502

99.9% of the replies on her tweets are nothing but positive comments. Do you think Gura would plan all this for the schizos on this board to calm down?

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you rigidly begin making your way over to the bed before suddenly pausing. "i'm not sure this is such a good idea, gura... i mean what would the other chumbuds think?"
"listen, stinky, it was a fair game. i chose you from millions of unknowing participants. let's go~!"

you take a few more steps and reluctantly climb into your bed. your heart is pounding like a beatmap on expert+ difficulty and you can't feel your legs. with a giggle, the small shark girl clings to you and the sensation of 10 dainty frozen fingers grasping your bicep brings you back to your senses.

you take not that her aqua-colored fingernails are quite womanly for such a playful little shark. you stiffly rotate your neck and your eyes are met with two round, vivid blue orbs. gura's looking at you expectantly and you feel you must say something.

"er... what if we begin with a back rub?" you suggest.
gura releases your arm from her icy clutches and turns over onto her belly, her tail making a noticeable bulge under the covers. you then pull one leg over her small, petite body and straddle her like a horse.

"hey, watch it!" you warn as gura's tail wagged uncontrollably from under you.
"hehe~ sorryyy! i can't help it!"
you place your hands gingerly on her back. "i've never done this before..." you murmur.

unlike her fingers, her back is considerably warmer to the touch and you never would have guessed how smooth her skin was. certainly not befitting of a shark. carefully, you begin kneading her shoulders...

>> No.15212520

Are you surprised that people like that browse here? It seems that everyone is like that

>> No.15212521 [DELETED] 

She's lying, just not about this. Like I said in the last thread, she lives near her family now and is going to autistic lengths to conceal that fact. Their plans were likely just up in the air which is why she originally said she might not stream on the 25th and gave a weird excuse about maybe wanting to "sleep all day". Something must've come up recently, so she has to cancel the streams, but her only valid excuse is to say they "surprised her" to keep up the facade that they live across the country or something. I'll get banned for this but whatever.

>> No.15212522

Anon it will only be 2 days off when she streams on sunday

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lazy shark is lazy
i don't think her family is even visiting, she just wants to sleep but is too afraid to back out lol

>> No.15212536

learn to read you stupid motherfucker

>> No.15212540

holy shit it's a flood of faggots. Go drink yourselves to sleep or spend time with family you losers goddamn

>> No.15212555

I seriously hope you guys are reporting g the blatant trolls in this thread.

>> No.15212557 [DELETED] 

Oh shit. That's what all the affection was about

>> No.15212566

Learn to count you braindead monkey

>> No.15212581

I get the temptation to bait for (You)s but haven't you guys ever stopped to think that there's a chance your oshi might come in here, see what you said about her, and feel sad?

If even a chance of that exists you should reconsider your actions.

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>once again he admits to calling Gura a liar

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>> No.15212617

does nothing, hell i'd believe the new mods are friends with these shitposters

>> No.15212628

People who actually care about her aren't posting the bait, anon.

>> No.15212635

She isn't their oshi. They only care about shitty replies on the internet because that's all they have going on in life.

>> No.15212640 [DELETED] 

>fun stories to tell us
...really? You really think so? You think she'll mention anything about this?

The thing I wasn't sure of was how was she going to get those presents to her family? Mail them? Isn't that unusual, sending wrapped presents through the mail? Not to mention she had to have known sending them on Thursday the 23rd of December meant they wouldn't get them until next week.

Also, she mentioned she had to clean yesterday. Why lie? Paranoia? Guilt? Is it really her family that's with her right now?

Good for her for not spending Christmas alone but holy shit, I am broken right now.
I hope she'll at least talk about it. Though, I'm sure if she says anything her regulars will begin to suspect she wasn't completely upfront yesterday as well.

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For those old enough, theres at least this.

>> No.15212656

I'm sure she finds my schizoposting hilarious

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I'm happy for your Christmas miracle, Gura. Merry Christmas, and Merry Christmas chumbuds!

>> No.15212658 [DELETED] 

This is true. It's not her family that lives far away, it's her BF. So everytime she talks about not being able to see her family it really means her BF! That's genius of her. She still lives in NE and her family is pretty close by

>> No.15212665

Oh well if the sudden flood of cuckposting wasn’t an indication of who was behind it they just went and outed themselves

>> No.15212667

oh you really are braindead I see
>3 day streak without stream ON HER CHANNEL
member is not on her channel
no stream today
no stream tomorrow

now kys

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>> No.15212679

Gura is actually dying guys, don't be fooled by her manager's family tweets

>> No.15212684 [DELETED] 

Calling her a liar is a strong statement. I don't think she's a pathological liar or has any malicious intent. Do I think she's lying in this particular instance? Yes, absolutely, and that's hardly debatable at this point.

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>> No.15212720

it's fine, she's allowed to keep some truths to herself, you know. i would if i were her and that's assuming that i adored my fans as much as she does hers.

>> No.15212721 [DELETED] 

sending presents through the mail happens all the time, you can get it overnight or 2 day delivery fairly easy if you have the cash

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>> No.15212749

It's all buttmad nousagis trying to deflect from their own oshi

>> No.15212757

Member stream is on her channel you poor gutter chimp. You think she streamed on fucking Ame’s channel!?

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>> No.15212779

You're actually mentally ill. Nobody would have cared if she knew about her family coming earlier and just scheduled those days off in advance. She was planning on taking Christmas off in the first place anyways.

>> No.15212789

Do you live in a third world shithole? It's extremely common to send wrapped presents, hell Amazon has it has a shipping option. She also could have been holding them until she could go visit. You're a schizo, take your meds and fuck off

>> No.15212806 [DELETED] 

my dick hard imagining her getting dicked down by 'santa' for christmas

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>She was probably going to have a Christmas party at her place with her GF and her GF's family, but they changed plans to have some of them sleep over, and she's not gonna stream while they're in the house.

>> No.15212865

I gotta go back to work tonight and still havent watched the gift wrapping stream. I guess im happy to get to watch Goop-goop on MC tonight

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>> No.15212869 [DELETED] 

It's not common to send them on the 24th you gullible moron. Nor is it common to get stressed out of preparing and cleaning when you expect to spend the time alone.

>> No.15212871

are you playing dumb on purpose? stop wasting my time you gigantic nigger

>> No.15212872

nahh, I'm sure he watches her, he's just incredibly mentally ill

>> No.15212886

hey is goop goop streaming tonight

>> No.15212906

holy fuck why do you have such a big collection of these?

>> No.15212919


>> No.15212946

There is nothing to debate. She for the past few weeks she couldn't see them, said last night she couldn't see them, and said today it was a surprise. There is nothing to support she's lying but you pinning strings to a board trying to act like some massive autist connecting meaningless dots

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>> No.15212966 [DELETED] 

>I forgot Gura is the greatest actor of all time.
Lots of people here saw through her bullshit immediately. If you think she's a great actor you're overly trusting and/or blinded by love.

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>> No.15212976

I am just bummed out and sad

>> No.15212978

>he wasn't around the /qa/ seething

>> No.15212989


>> No.15213000

i was, but i didn't SAVE them

>> No.15213001 [DELETED] 

she was wrapping them on the 23rd. even if they were sent with overnight or whatever, it's not a big deal if it arrives late on the weekend

>> No.15213013

>lots of people
I’m sure you have proof?

>> No.15213021

She doesn't have a fucking boyfriend you morons, watch streams. She is not clever enough to do a whole sob story about how lonely she is and how much it means to her that Calli and old neighbour lady spend time with her, those things were obviously true.
She is probably lying about something, but it's just more paranoid location concealing stuff.

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>> No.15213043

Ahhh don't tell the idolfag weebs that they think they're Japanese (YWNBJ)

>> No.15213047 [DELETED] 

The most obvious rrat is that she kept talking to her family on the phone and they just said, "Oh, we might do this, we might do that, we might spend Christmas here and then visit you the day after."
So, she was wrapping gifts and cleaning with the anticipation that they'd be there at some point, but not sure when.

>> No.15213053

Do we concernfag now?

>> No.15213055

You have very little social interaction, got it.

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here's a comprehensive list of his sources

>> No.15213104 [DELETED] 

ok so then she's still not lying? what's your point?

>> No.15213106

He's going to count the voices in his head

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I wouldn't know lmao, I like Gura but only one chuuba gets my membership.

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>> No.15213144

Jesus this place...

>> No.15213157

Lol if you really think a girl like gura could have a bf. She's a fucking hermit. (She's perfect for me and I WILL SAVE HER)

>> No.15213158

I did not think December could actually get worse than November when it comes to amounts of streams
i just want her to stream regularly again is that really too much to ask?

>> No.15213160

I only feel concern with how many people have nothing better to do than make shit up about a shark girl on the internet

>> No.15213163

Yeah she will overeat.
Expect tummy hort to kill a few streams

>> No.15213180 [DELETED] 

That's what I'm saying, there's no lie. Gura is a terrible liar anyway, the best she can do is omit stuff.<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

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>> No.15213188 [DELETED] 

implying people don't include bf in their xmas celebrations
so naive

>> No.15213194 [DELETED] 

Yeah, makes perfect sense. She 100% knew when they were coming by stream time yesterday, but maybe not when she made the schedule.

>> No.15213214 [DELETED] 

Isn't it interesting that HE hasn't posted to social media, streamed on his twitch channel, or shown up anywhere since the yab? It's almost like he went dark on purpose in order to not give any more info away.

>> No.15213217

Why do people say Gura is a liar?<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

>> No.15213236

because we have 100+ IPs

>> No.15213242

because they have severe mental problems
look up schizophrenia

>> No.15213243 [DELETED] 

yes, our oshi is a lazy piece of shit, there is no family or anyone coming today
she just wanted to sleep in

>> No.15213248

Because they are trolls.

>> No.15213252

mental illness

>> No.15213268 [DELETED] 

Because her words and actions do not align.

>> No.15213283

nice try seanig

>> No.15213284 [DELETED] 

it's almost like he didn't want more harassments from schizos like you

>> No.15213286

I remember all the broken promises

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Have fun chumbuds, I'm gonna spend time with my family

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it looked like she felt so lonely last stream. she didn't even want to leave at the end. to know that after she was feeling so lonely, she can spend her christmas together with her family. i can only be happy for her bros.

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>> No.15213313

This isn't the Amelia thread

>> No.15213315

Just drink a bottle of whiskey and cry yourself to sleep. By the time you sober up I'm sure she'll have new stream up

>> No.15213326 [DELETED] 

i really don't think so, she's not the type to straight up lie multiple times like that and was even thinking about where to put the shrimp shrine

>> No.15213339

at least post stuff I haven't seen before

>> No.15213365

See ya bud. Enjoy

>> No.15213377

That's the plan honestly, im just staying to witness this shitstorm.

>> No.15213386

The mental gymnastics these schizos are doing to try to get us mad that she's getting to spend time with her family is hilarious. Keep dancing.

>> No.15213393

Me on the right

>> No.15213400

>my oshi is too stupid to lie
kek i fucking love her

>> No.15213405 [DELETED] 

Bad news: Gura is going to spend Christmas night being pumped full of cum by her BF.

Good news: She loves to cuck *everyone*, so she will cry out the name of random chumbbies during sex.

>> No.15213419


>> No.15213420

If she's as big of a lex luthor as you think she is then she wouldn't have even mentioned about being busy in the first place. Use your brain

>> No.15213421 [DELETED] 

>two day delivery
Not when you send it christmas eve, you dolt.

>> No.15213425 [DELETED] 

the only thing worse than gura not streaming today/tomorrow is all the fags coming in here to schizo post about bf/her being a liar
i'm tired of this shit

>> No.15213448

>Shitposters scrambling to post their rrats but none of them quite line up with each other because there's absolutely no reason she would lie by cancelling today instead of simply leaving the days out of the schedule, a much easier cover for literally any reason

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ngl my christmas is going to be more lonely without gura but Im glad she is spending time with her family, also watching this shitty raid happen is fun

>> No.15213468

>105 IPs

>> No.15213486

Same day delivery is a thing

>> No.15213487 [DELETED] 

>he can't afford the good shipping
you're aware she's fuckin rich right?

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>> No.15213505

>Gura is lazy
>Gura will go through the most effort possible to make up an elaborate lie
They can't even keep the simple things the same

>> No.15213520

Not really. Her hololive earnings probably got sent to her parents to hold onto until she turns 18, I would expect she just gets a small allowance and that's it

>> No.15213532 [DELETED] 

Oh, now I get why Gura was so affectionate last night! She knew her BF was coming (not you) and that was to soften the blow of her tweet. I'm convinced her family really lives close by and whenever she talks about missing her "family", it's really code for her BF. Does Gura really have guest bedrooms and shit at her apartment or house for family she supposedly never sees? Lol. Nope. It's her BF (not you) who surprised her. JUST BE HONEST GURA

>> No.15213533

glad to see gura being adorable still bothers /qa/ refugees this much

>> No.15213536

Just leave bud. It's clear mods have given up

>> No.15213540

Then she would've lied and said it was family visiting earlier, like when she first made the schedule, not today. Use your fucking brain if you're going to be a retard about it.

>> No.15213542 [DELETED] 

tbf i'm the lazy accuser but i don't agree with the lex luthor guys
we're not a hivemind

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>> No.15213557

This shit always makes me laugh

>> No.15213559 [DELETED] 

Man this actually made my day. Seeing the unbelievable cope here fills me with more joy than than last night's stream. Gura lied straight to your faces and now you'll be alone on Christmas trying desperately to work out how her actions and words in past streams make any fucking sense. Peace out chumbuds.

>> No.15213560 [DELETED] 

The TBAs were when she thought family might show up, but now they've surprised her by coming earlier, basically.<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

>> No.15213579 [DELETED] 

Well, she should stop lying. It's that simple

>> No.15213587 [DELETED] 

the old lady next door? BF

>> No.15213591

What happened last night

>> No.15213594

Yeah if anyone here is considering falling for the bullshit these schizos are peddling, go rewatch the EN among us collab. Gura is of pure heart. She has not lied to us this week, and she has not lied to us before, she is just dumb sometimes

>> No.15213599

if this "made your day" than you are an actual sad person

>> No.15213601

normal! Sucks for all the people that have nobody else though and love Gura though.
The schizos though can get fucked, hopefully this Christmas is the final push they need to hang themselves

>> No.15213615

me on the right (i am the only black chumbud)

>> No.15213622

great stream so antis are fuming

>> No.15213629

Mucho texto<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>> No.15213645 [DELETED] 

This "Mori Calliope" person that she mentioned being there for her? BF.

>> No.15213653 [DELETED] 

I knew she was lying. Why do you think she was so affectionate last night? To soften the blow of that tweet. She probably woke up and spent a couple hours thinking of some lie to tweet out

>> No.15213658

But I was going to be with my family and miss the stream anyway. I’m glad the voices in your head make you happy though

>> No.15213674

genmates? 4 british somali males dicking her with their transatlantic cocks

>> No.15213679 [DELETED] 

the stream has nothing to do with it copebud, your oshi cancelling on you and being a blatant liar does

>> No.15213684

Bruh the fortune algorithm just called u a nigger<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>> No.15213693

Imagine how great this board and community would be if we had mods of the same quality as on /a/ or /jp/.

>> No.15213696

>you'll be alone on Christmas
lmao, the projection. I'm glad this made your day anon, looks like you need it

>> No.15213702

If she ever came here it would be with full knowledge of this place and how ironic shitposting works for entertainment purposes
This thread would be dead right now without it and I honestly think she'd enjoy seeing the ridiculous shit we come up with

>> No.15213709 [DELETED] 

This actually makes a ton of sense, I mean her initial story about waiting for permissions seemed dubious. Still though I find the idea of her being so willfully duplicitous to be discomforting.

>> No.15213711

But she wasn’t lying

>> No.15213725

i think some individuals in this thread may be slightly angry their oshi isnt 10% as loving or affectionate to their fans as gura

>> No.15213727

Never forget that this is a containment board

>> No.15213735

I hope you understand that the only reason Gura was dishonest is because she was afraid of letting you down.

>> No.15213747 [DELETED] 

no she wouldn't, she gets grossed out when chat gets too weird about hearing innuendo/dirty stuff like the 'cherry popped' thing

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>being a neet has finally caught up to me
>miss members stream
Time to let the cold take me.

>> No.15213786

Gura absolutely loves her fans, last nights stream should have made that obvious if you couldn't tell before. She just values spending time with her family more and there is nothing wrong with that

>> No.15213795 [DELETED] 

but one of the TBAs is a collab apparently

>> No.15213802 [DELETED] 

Maybe that's the reason Gura went out of her way to promise long requested things like hand-cam streams or ASMR in 2022. She felt guilty.

>> No.15213804 [DELETED] 


>> No.15213806

but she literally talked about her plans tho, halo infinite was a go and one fell out so she was thinking about it being a fauna MK collab

honestly she was so transparent last stream about everything I found it hard to believe people think she had some master plan brewing to ditch streaming or something

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>> No.15213818

Wish I had family at least for Christmas now that she isn't streaming. Hope she has a blast.

>> No.15213820 [DELETED] 

Every time she acts affectionate she does something like this.

>> No.15213824

Yeah what that dude was saying was that the people shitting up this thread are non-chumbuddies with nothing better to do

>> No.15213830 [DELETED] 

not a good excuse
couples are a type of family

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>> No.15213861

>your oshi
why are you even here? kys dumb nigger

>> No.15213862

At least this time she told us what's going on.

>> No.15213864

>nooo you have to be angry that she's with her family on christmas instead of working
severe mental illness

>> No.15213868

anon youre replying to either weeb neets with broken homes or SEA, they'll never understand

>> No.15213869

The people posting don't believe it, they're just trolls. It's likely that none of them even saw last night's stream, because why would they member to someone they hate?

>> No.15213884 [DELETED] 

>I found it hard to believe people think she had some master plan brewing to ditch streaming or something
I find it far too convenient that she just happened to be stressed out over cleaning and stuff like that yet had no inkling of any surprise visit. It doesn't add up.

>> No.15213893 [DELETED] 

She actually can't help herself, I'm convinced she gets a kick out of it

>> No.15213903

>not a good excuse
Sure it is. Just shows she really cares about us.

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>> No.15213908

So this is just the cycle repeating and everyone is just happy and accepting it now while screeching at the ones who can see it for what it is

>> No.15213918 [DELETED] 

i member to her and i still hate that she pulled this shit, whatever the real reason is
family being over isn't an excuse to not stream either, didn't mori stream when she was visiting family on a different continent

>> No.15213925

she talked about spending it with that grandma lady tho

>> No.15213929 [DELETED] 

When you were told about Mumei, you all said, "LOL what, is she Lex Luthor or something?" And now everyone knows the truth about her. At some point you just have to admit that everyone is a Lex Luthor compared to you gullible faggots.

>> No.15213943 [DELETED] 

Just shut your brain off anon, if you critically think at all about what she says and does you'll be labeled an antischizo.

>> No.15213948

Holiday stress is normal for people that actually celebrate the holidays. I could understand how you don't get that when all you do is waste away alone baiting for replies

>> No.15213956 [DELETED] 

this isn't a mumei split you fuck, get outta here

>> No.15213962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUJAququBM8<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15213963

jesas jannies just delete the thread you'd have to remove over 3/4ths of it at this point

>> No.15213967

no, this is chumbudd being happy for gura and some guys raiding

>> No.15213973

Holy shit how new are you.

>> No.15213982

Go shitpost in the fucking mori thread then asshole, a real fan of Gura would be very happy that she gets to see family
Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that this was /who/, I didn't realize that Mumei and Gura are played by the same VA
I'm sure that'll be the next retarded rrat

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lmaoing at these lonely seanig monkies feverishly typing rrats in their shitty wet shithole shacks while I, a true and honest shrimp am warm and cozy, eating lovely foods and spending quality time with my family.
Seethe little monkies, seethe.

>> No.15214001

He's specifically here to get (You)s idk what drives people to this sort of state of mind but it's pretty obvious what he wants

>> No.15214002 [DELETED] 

So he tanked his entire career as a VA? Are you serious?

>> No.15214011 [DELETED] 

Just SC her asking if neighbor granny got to join the festivities and how her family fit in her shitty apartment for two entire days then gauge her reaction.

>> No.15214014

We'll be back under bumplimit if the thread gets cleaned up

>> No.15214026

Hey, freaking off, her last canceled stream was due to missing whole luggage & she canceled the least among myth recently.

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Honestly I'm happy she's taking today and tomorrow off. Her shit fanbase that call her a whore and a liar deserve NOTHING. I bet these are the same people that were saying they love her yesterday too.
Hopefully this is the Christmas they finally pull the trigger on the shotgun they place in their mouth every year prior but are too pussy to follow through with it. Lonely pathetic schizophrenic fucks. The world would be better with you necking yourself you wastes of oxygen.
See ya in a couple days!

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I love her so much

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I know nothing about mumei, no do I care. Try harder.

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>> No.15214066

Even Mumei hasn't ever lied about anything. Take your meds you pathetic retard.

>> No.15214072 [DELETED] 

>Career as a VA
He probably has a day job and just started using a different name for the VA shit

>> No.15214073

tell me about her charity stream goals

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my family plans got cancelled at the very last moment... Im actually pretty sad right now, but gura is having a good time and thats a silver lining for me

>> No.15214087

well my evening is ruined
thanks gura

>> No.15214106

It will be ready before she graduated.

>> No.15214116 [DELETED] 

they were all freelancers. I could be one too if I wanted

>> No.15214122

Yeah, me.

>> No.15214129 [DELETED] 

and his "career" is about the size of Ina's

>> No.15214135

anon look at the number of ips, they are totally not the regular posters

>> No.15214141

gura literally admitted to having no friends in stream jesus fuck

i dont give a fuck how lex luther you are thats not something you do unless you truly fucking mean it

i dont know why shark spending time with her family angers you to the degree of spamming the thread like this

>> No.15214179

>totally not the regular posters
honestly, I'm not going to delude myself into thinking these people aren't her members.

>> No.15214191

Almost none of the people shitting on her are angry, it’s people that already don’t like her coming here to bait chumbies. It’ll be like this for a few days

>> No.15214192

how are you even remotely surprised at the state if the thread when we have over 100 IPs in here

>> No.15214196

they are banned already

>> No.15214221

lol they'll be back in minutes

>> No.15214230

>a few days
history has told us otherwise

>> No.15214253 [DELETED] 

grey, foreign, nonwhite opinions are worth less than sewer water, just laugh at the 80 iq seamonkeys and move on

>> No.15214254

>Meido accidentally got a few genuine gosling posts
I won't forget you buds

>> No.15214261

>All those deleted
That's a good feeling

>> No.15214268

for someone this big, having so little shitposting material is maddening for schizos, so they will cling to anything they can

>> No.15214290

>it’s people that already don’t like her coming here to bait chumbies
you really believe that? There's a lot of mental illness in her fanbase.

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don't worry guys, it washes over and all you're left with is a happy and reenergized oshi, Mori hit her biggest stride after she got to hang out with her family for a while

>> No.15214321

Hoo boy that was fun

>> No.15214335

What happens when the OP gets banned?

>> No.15214340

tell us all about it

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based sharkmeido

>> No.15214369

I live a sad life. I was actually excited about spending Christmas Eve and Christmas with Gura. I took her words seriously when she said :If you are lonely spend Christmas with me."

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This guy knows what's what

>> No.15214377

No one who actually sees Gura as their oshi is worried and they are happy about her getting to see her family because of how much it means to her.

>> No.15214380

>my family plans got cancelled at the very last moment...
that sucks man. I've got plans for the 27th but between the potential for new lockdowns and train strikes its looking like they might fall through as well and i'll have spent 400£ for nothing. My consolation before was atleast i'd be able to spend time with gura if things fell through but now i'm just feeling pretty empty.

>> No.15214382

Thanks deadbeat. If we do end up getting bonebros new years uno it's going to be a fucking blast.

>> No.15214411 [DELETED] 

Does anyone else feel like Gura would unironically be happier in Nijisanji?

>> No.15214414

They'll be back. Not hard to get a new IP

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thanks bonebro, I'm happy for gura as are most chumbies, but no stream is gonna sting a little because I'm a lonely fuck

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>> No.15214459

why would we have over a hundred to begin with

>> No.15214461

No. She wouldn't have a contact line to the holos if she were in nijisanji you dumbass.

>> No.15214464

Not really

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thank you for hanging out with us on christmas eve meido-san

>> No.15214484

What does the Q stand for?

>> No.15214494

some already back in global

>> No.15214509

Yes<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

>> No.15214520

q-tip to flush it down your ears.

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>> No.15214544

I don't post here often, only when some big Gura news happens. I like Gura though.

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yeah it's still a bitch to plan stuff, gura's plans must have been cancelled and uncancelled as suddenly as mine and many people's

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I wish a Merry Christmas to all my chumbie friends!

>> No.15214701

No shit. Just because a post is deleted doesn't mean that person is banned. You newfags need to lurk more.

>> No.15214706

while the thread had a moment i learned this guy is doing myth vs holox art so expect more gura and orca stuff soon

>> No.15214745

My post got deleted but I was not banned. I wasn't posting roommate shit though, those guys probably caught at least a dayban.

>> No.15214761

orca ryona onegai

>> No.15214777

Don't expect people to know the difference between moderators and jannies

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Get fucked chumfucks

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I JWU...
im ngmi

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I want to wish every chum a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I hope you like Gura are able to enjoy time with family and friends!

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Thanks teamate, I'll be hanging out at the karaoke

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Just kidding, merry Christmas.

>> No.15214986

But I’m happy Gura gets to see her parents while I go see mine

>> No.15215254

On the bright side, we might get another big love bomb when she returns.<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

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>> No.15215320

Merry Christmas meidos.

>> No.15215323

I can’t believe she did it again…

>> No.15215344

She's said she loves us so much lately. I don't think it's a bomb this time, it's the new normal, same as so many other things started out slow and became the new normal. I love my reserved oshi's slow change over time.

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good night chumbies, have a good christmas

>> No.15215451

What would it feel like to insert your penis into Gura?

>> No.15215497


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Oh no no no
Do you know what "family" mean?
It meant her mom and dad!

>> No.15215537

Based Knowledge

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I'm happy to see that Gura actually gets to be with family, I can't imagine being without mine.
My condolences for those of you lonely this christmas.

I recommend Okayu's ASMR.

>> No.15215559

both sharkmom and sharkdad are pretty based from what we know

>> No.15215571

I hope she's okay... Considering the stuff she talked about in early member streams about her abusive childhood I'm sure she has mixed feelings about stuff like this.

>> No.15215573

what about brother shark?

>> No.15215643


>> No.15215702

He might got a gf at this point

>> No.15215712


>> No.15215718

It's just gonna be a little weird to hear Christmas karaoke 2 days after Christmas. That's what pissed me off

>> No.15215724

But there is not ghosting this schedule retardkun

>> No.15215740

Making schizoposts on /ggg/?
That's a Technical Foul.

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You know how there're those drug dealers that are finicky with their wares and avilability and you need 2 or 3 of them because otherwise you can't get your fix reliably? This is Gura.
I'm done relying on her lovebombs. Merry Christmas and all that but I'm just gonna do what I did with Uto when I couldn't rely on her streaming consistently and provide me with a fix: prioritize other chuubas while only watching her opportunistically.

If this was isolated - I'd feel like an ass being for it and would never post my displeasure anywhere, but it's not and it's tiresome to stay invested even after lovebombs like yesterday.

>inb4 anti, guracord, egg, chang, schizo
Yeah yeah yeah

>> No.15215756

What are Gura's three sizes?<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15215767


>> No.15215784

this anon >>15213702 is correct. i know that /ggg/ threads are discord colonies but you guys should honestly go back if what you're trying to create is gura's gawrdians 2.0.

>> No.15215788

141 centimeters

>> No.15215799

No one cares

>> No.15215816

You cared to reply.

>> No.15215821

Straight line

>> No.15215844

telling us exactly when and why she won't be streaming is the dialectical opposite of ghosting

>> No.15215845

Oh nyo my 5 seconds

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>You know how there're those drug dealers that are finicky with their wares and avilability and you need 2 or 3 of them because otherwise you can't get your fix reliably?
No because I'm not going to die from overdose in a few years.

>> No.15215865

you should prioritize your own happiness, anon. i stopped relying on gura for my purpose a long time ago. i hope you can find it in yourself to love you as much as you love her.

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>> No.15215875

With Gura as your dealer, you're not going to die from overdose ever.

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>> No.15215898

can i see this with no exercise

>> No.15215916

>Gura as your dealer
I can't understand that either. The thing I'm waiting for the most every day is a videogame announcement, I'm addicted to other things rather than vtubers.
Yesterday Gura telling us she loved us was cute and everything but I don't go cry to sleep every day thinking about her. Take your meds. She's just an entertainer.

>> No.15215919

yeah, me<span class="fortune" style="color:#2dfc53">

Your fortune: Your heart grew three sizes!</span>

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>> No.15215960

>This anon doesn't know that I already ODd last night and the only living remnant of me is the AI consciousness I uploaded to my smartfrige for posthumous /ggg/ posting

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I'd definitely be lying if I said I wasn't a bit disappointed, but I'm also really glad she gets to spend Christmas with her family. She seemed really bummed about not getting to be with them. I wonder what they told her until now?<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>> No.15216014

People have been saying to do this for ages, but we still get the same posts every time this happens. Just do it.

>> No.15216035

honestly as someone who actually called gura out plenty of times in november, driving away /qa/ raids is not leddit or discord or whatever, there's shitposting and then there's garbage that makes rule #1 have a purpose

>> No.15216037

Yeah, new family stories will be nice

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>She's just an entertainer.

>> No.15216071

Who's this based guy? He's right.

>> No.15216151

/wg/ here, we don't care either.

>> No.15216185 [DELETED] 

Well, I'm currently prepping a bunch of accounts to absolutely rip into her with ARS SC's, saying shit like if you're lonely spend christmas with her and than pulling this has absolutely led to some suicides and she doesn't deserve to be absolved from that sin. If it really is family great but if not I hope she'll be absolutely destroyed by guilt

>> No.15216239

Post Gura wallpapers, please.

>> No.15216241

The only suicide should be your own

>> No.15216264

Go for it. ARS SC's are still money, even if people like to pretend they aren't.

>> No.15216296

>throwaway2844 thank you for your superchat

>> No.15216315

i hope she ignores them all and does her cute deep giggle when she realizes how pathetic (You) are

>> No.15216332

>small 2views are undisciplined because they're worrying about investing too much time and energy into VTubing
>big corpos don't care because they're surrounded by 95% sycophants drowning out any negative feedback
What's the golden middle?

>> No.15216350

1.You absolutely won't do this, pussy
2.If by some miracle you do do it, all it will take is a single snide chumbud sending a SC in USD saying "Gura I'm too autistic to sort out my emotions, let's goooo" to undo everything you wanted.

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>> No.15216376

oh nyooo, she won't miss you

>> No.15216378 [DELETED] 

I just hope that her family (if it's her family visiting her for real) isn't a bunch of greedy faggots who want her money and that's why they keep closer to her.
The fact that she lives alone makes me think they kicked her out or something but now are trying to get her money.

>> No.15216379

Ina just praised Gura practicing at MK.

>> No.15216410 [DELETED] 

You all know Gura as well as I do so do you genuinely think being reminded of that type of thing won't affect her?

>> No.15216412 [DELETED] 

Condolences on getting cucked chumbuds but you knew this would happen

>> No.15216443

That you're asking this tells me you're a pussy who won't do it. Go for it.

>> No.15216485

She had been telling people to spend time with their families if they could so I’m glad she took her own advice when given the opportunity. It’s been 7 months since the last time she mentioned seeing family for happy reasons

>> No.15216490

I'm not asking retard I'm proving that people who think she will just move past it are the ones who have never watched her

>> No.15216496 [DELETED] 

The high is not the same.
Nigga get out of your mom basement sometimes people move out because they want to more than otherwise. Not to mention sensitive nature of her job.
Yeah I kinda started watching streams half-heartedly after her flu-ghosting arc. She says she cares, but actions speak otherwise. She may mean well, but I avoid people that mean well but don't deliver IRL too.
Honestly? Go for it. It's like every time she says SEE YOU TOMORROW it's a code for blue balls and cucking.

>> No.15216531

I'm happy for her. I thought it was a little sad she was streaming for us both days instead of being with family

>> No.15216553

in america we leave our parents house as soon as we make enough to support ourselves

>> No.15216565

Anyone screeching about boyfriens is larping as a god forsaken jap who thinks Christmas is fucky wucky day

>> No.15216567

Well your true colors were revealed if it wasn’t obvious

>> No.15216575
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I can't wait for Gura to come back and tell us all about the time she got to spend with her family over the next few days.

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How are we holding up chumbuds?

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nevermind, i found it. behold the superior gura, made for raspberries

>> No.15216616

I’m happy for Gura and I’m getting ready to see family soon

>> No.15216618

Ame karaoke in a few minutes!

>> No.15216631

>true colors
Untwist your panties, I am referring to the cucking of being promised streams and not getting them.

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NTA but it's hard to not rely on her for some sort of happiness after last night's love bomb. Don't get me wrong, I'm overjoyed she has such a caring family unlike me and other anons.
I am bummed yet happy for her.
I guess i still have Amelia and IRyS, it's just not the same without the sharkie.

>> No.15216653

Im still riding the feelings from last night. I was looking forward to the streams but it doesn't hurt knowing that she's getting to spend time with her family instead, especially since that's something she really wanted to do

>> No.15216656

You aren't proving it. Proving it would be sending the SCs, which you won't do.

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About to leave to visit my sister without feeling guilty about Gura not getting to see her family

>> No.15216698

It wouldn't hurt without context of prior month, at least that's how it feels to me.

>> No.15216699

I hope you guys realize that it's the biggest fans who become the most dedicated anti's and Gura has done alot to lose the good will of fans

>> No.15216706

Then why even mention the “see you tomorrow” shit. She says that pretty much after every stream she has a stream scheduled the next day. But you only remember the times where a stream was moved and not majority of times where she says it and then does see us tomorrow

>> No.15216714

I actually am upset bros. How do I cope? I got nothing to do tonight or Chrstmas. I was really looking forward to those streams.

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>and Gura has done alot to lose the good will of fans
Like what? Did Gura kill their parents?

>> No.15216739

>But you only remember the times where a stream was moved and not majority of times where she says it and then does see us tomorrow
That's how promises and scheduling work, yes.

>> No.15216744

I can see that happening, specially knowing pre-holo gura.

>> No.15216760

2/10 bait

>> No.15216767

i am happy for gura but the loneliness is crippling and she was going to help for a few hours. what gacha should i piss all my money away in tonight

>> No.15216773

>Then why even mention the “see you tomorrow” shit. She says that pretty much after every stream she has a stream scheduled the next day.
Maybe she's saying the truth and she got surprised by someone else coming at home today?
Why do you always have to assume she's lying? A girl that starts crying when you tell her she's sus on fucking Among Us?
She's not Lex Luthor get over it. She can lie but up to a certain amount.

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I was going to ditch my family to watch keep Gura company and now I don't have to. I'm happy she gets to spend time with her family for good reasons this time.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>> No.15216784

You could always go back rewatch her elf watchalong since she didn't do one this year

>> No.15216786

What are they gonna do? Post in /ggg/? Oh nyo

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>family visits her
>wtf is this? Why is gura like this?
It's all so tiresome...

>> No.15216791

I think it's hilarious all these cunny posters are suddenly LARPing like they value time with family. Maybe Guras grand plan is to turn a bunch of degenerated pedos into respectable members of society just to defend their oshi lmao

>> No.15216794

do you think gura listens to playboi carti

>> No.15216795

As much as I wanted to see her, I was getting a bit nervous about how much of the stream I'd be able to see tonight. I'm really happy she gets to be with her family. For now I'll play some vidya with Ame singing in the background until family dinner later.

>> No.15216798

I hope you realize that if one of the jp's pulled half the shit Gura did they would be absolutely destroyed by anti's

>> No.15216811

Disappointed I won't get to see Gura for Christmas but I'm glad she gets to send time with her family.

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Come on anon used your head. There is absolutely NO way she would ever tell us the truth about anything ever.

>> No.15216816

A schedule isn’t a promise, it’s a plan.
Anon I’m not sure why you’re replying to me when I agree with you

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Man, this thread is in an ever sorrier state than I expected. Have fun shitposting, I'm gonna go spend time with my family like Gura is.

>> No.15216828 [DELETED] 

Statistically speaking, the night before Christmas is when people are most likely having sex. But hey, that's just the shark fact of the day.

>> No.15216831

Ah yes Ayame is truly in danger. So is Pekora who also didn't stream today. Watch as the number rabbit will fail into obscurity aft-
Oh right it won't happen. Retard.

>> No.15216832 [DELETED] 

Give that money to la creatividad encarnada, amelia. At least she does cool things with the money she gets.

>> No.15216843

>cunny posters are suddenly LARPing like they value time with family.
don't think about this for even another 30 seconds anon

>> No.15216850

I'm only annoyed when Gura has no explanation for why she's streaming less or dropping content. I wasn't bothered when she was clearly sick, and family stuff during holidays is fine.
Anyway, it's nice of her to try to stream during holidays at all. I'm a huge gosling, so I'll take what I can get, but she should spend time with family while she can, and more time with me when she can't.

>> No.15216884

I'm gonna doompost

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>dedicated anti's
fucking lmao
Gura doesn't even have antis. You shitposters should never consider yourselves antis, it's an insult to the word.

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>> No.15216961

>There is absolutely NO way she would ever tell us the truth about anything ever.
If she was a true mastermind she would've said immediately she wouldn't have streamed today and avoid telling us we could pass Christmas with her and ""breaking a promise"""

She either got surprised by someone or simply woke up today and felt like not streaming today and tomorrow, it's not hard to understand.
Remember that when investigating, before starting coming up with the most retarded imaginary 300 IQ scenarios, you have to consider the most, logical and simple solution.

>> No.15216962

Do you really believe that Gura's parents just showed up on Gura's doorsteps unannounced, on Christmas Eve, to spend the holidays with her?

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>> No.15217010

Yes? Have your parents never done that for you?

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>> No.15217031

Yes I do, it's not some crazy impossible occurrence that only happens in movies

>> No.15217043

now i have an excuse to be later than i promised to upload the 6 december karaoke to mega ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

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Adios grouper. If you can't be there for me - I can't invest into watching you. Tuning in occasionally would just make me feel sad and cucked by the regulars and I'd be lost on context of some stories, so I just won't. Thanks for helping break my VTuber addiction I guess and teaching investment diversification.
>inb4 nobody cares

>> No.15217066

i dont have any friends or family anymore and i was really looking forward to spending christmas with goop goop and I cried a little bit I hope you're not mad at me for posting this

>> No.15217071

Hmmm yes?

>> No.15217079

>felt like not streaming today and tomorrow
There is no reason to even speculate this, she originally wasn't going to stream on Christmas because she just wanted to relax but changed her mind. No one would have been upset if she just didn't want to stream. There are no good reasons to believe her family didn't come and surprise her

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>> No.15217112

i'm sorry goop goop poster

>> No.15217130

Being sad you’re not seeing Gura is understandable, but she’ll be back soon

>> No.15217132

holy shit zero effort

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mixed feelings at first, i was really looking forward to a stream tonight and tomorrow, but more than anything i'm glad Gura gets to spend time with her family especially if it means she'll be happier in the streams that follow.

>> No.15217136

It happens plenty, my parents did it once to me while I was at college. Sorry that you think it's just a movie fantasy

>> No.15217164

>4chan-x filename randomizer

>> No.15217169

I can't believe audiobud would cuck us like this after giving a schedule and everything

>> No.15217173

You won't be missed.

>> No.15217199

Nah, that's a normal reaction. It's the people going on about how this is the final straw blahblahblah that are pathetic.

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Sometimes I feel bad that I don't have a membership. But at least i'm not at the level of shitting on her for spending time with her family after getting such a personal member stream. Entitled, pathetic even. Ishygddt

>> No.15217224

>final straw
>Implying Gura isn't on blueballing strike

>> No.15217227

>Thanks for helping break my VTuber addiction I guess and teaching investment diversification.
Gura is actually perfect to not develop any of these because she doesn't fully commit, if you developed it anyway you'll probably start doing drugs or gambling and wasting your life on something else very soon.

>> No.15217230

nothing wrong with being disappointed about it, it's throwing a fit about her wanting to be with family that's a problem

>> No.15217264

I literally just got done doing that with my mom so yeah I definitely believe it.

>> No.15217275

gura is hesitant about commitments just like me!

>> No.15217291

>he needs GFE to invest
Weak. I bet you watch anime ironically.
Nah it was just last straw for some.

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>> No.15217328

My parents have done that, and I've done that to my parents, so yeah. It's entire believable.

>> No.15217329

>the wrapping has to match with the Christmas tree decoration
>uhhh for the short time the presents will sit there before i send them off
Gura is a terrible liar

>> No.15217345

> I bet you watch anime ironically.
Is watching anime for entertainment watching it "ironically"?
I get emotional with characters and get sad when a long story is over but then I fucking move on.

>> No.15217360 [DELETED] 

If it makes you feel any better every other poster feels like that. They're just pretending to give a shit about friends and family to cope. Nobody who actually spends time with their family and enjoys it ends up UOOOOOH posting about a loli shark on 4chan so I don't even know why these motherfuckers are trying to pretend.

>> No.15217383

No Gura is autistic

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>> No.15217404

Are you actually fucking autistic

>> No.15217411

Well they probably called her and said they're on their way and will be there in a few hours, that's how my family does it.

>> No.15217414

Truly pathetic.

>> No.15217455 [DELETED] 

They showed up unannounced because they know she's making bank and want a cut. Greedy family members and a shark too naive and autistic to know when she's being taken advantage of are a terrible mix.

>> No.15217463

>motherfuckers are trying to pretend.
They are virtue-signalling to shamepost anyone complaining about cancelled streams. Apparent position of moral superiority based on caring for their family adds visibility of credibility to their argument.

It wouldn't be such an issue if Gura wasn't on miscommunication, no schedule and cancelled streams streak.

>> No.15217490

Happened to my friend last Christmas and he was in a pretty similar situation too (alone and told me he was going to play with me, I was left alone instead lol).

That said, you can also not believe her, your choice. She's the one who keeps everything vague every time. But if she comes back and starts telling you all the stories of what happened with them and you think that she'll lie you're retarded. She's not fucking Lex Luthor who'd rather learn to memory some random fake story just to trick you rather than streaming.

>> No.15217495

I hope you guys realize that alot of the angry posting is a coping mechanism for when Gura flakes out. Even I shitpost about how Gura is awful for doing this, get depressed, wait awhile then listen to her sing or the asmr before finally forgiving her and moving on. It's honestly kind of scary how accurate this is to an abusive relationship

>> No.15217507

Do you think Gura forgot about the grandma? It's pretty sad...

>> No.15217536

Yeah that's super common if your family has members who aren't organized

>> No.15217539

>Gura please tweet and tell us when streams change
>Gura no you can't tweet and change plans at the last minute because something came up

>> No.15217547

Chumbie... she never existed in the first place...

>> No.15217590

She was a ghost the whole time

>> No.15217598

Very glad that Gura gets to have a nice Christmas with her family. Individually feeling sad and alone but that's alright. Her happiness means more.

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>> No.15217619

lmao the schizo thinks what he does is normal

>> No.15217624

You're alright, that's how everyone on /ggg/ feels, just afraid to be called insensitive.
I've been edging on the limit of my patience after recent ghosting and 0 schedules but this helped me finally go over.
It's laughable to expect people not be mad at this cancel.

>> No.15217652

Just because you eventually forgive her doesn't mean it's okay to overreact and shit on her. You're still an asshole for doing that.

>> No.15217658

>Gura was depressed last year because she couldn’t see her family
>Gura was sad many times this year for not being able to see family
>Gura was homesick a few weeks ago because she was sick
>Gura was sad she wasn’t able to see family again for Christmas
>Gura gets a chance to see them and spend time with them and communicates this to use
Yeah it just kinda sounds like you’re upset you can’t control her

>> No.15217661

I know which shitposts are mine so I know I'm not the only one

>> No.15217678

>Gura you can't spend time with your family that travelled you surprise you. You have to stream for ME

>> No.15217695

Just because Gura eventually streams doesn't mean it's okay to ghost and break promises all the time. She's still an asshole for doing that.

>> No.15217719

>Individually feeling sad and alone but that's alright. Her happiness means more.
Total happiness in the world increased?

>> No.15217721

This isn't ghosting, anon. Please learn what the word means.

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>this helped me finally go over
Thats great news. So, why are you still here?
If you're done, why are you still ruminating over it? Move on! Find greener pastures! Never talk about or watch Gura again!

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Yeah, pretty much. Not even a word of apology.

>> No.15217736

But 99.999% of people aren’t mad, because she clearly told us what’s being moved and why. It’s just shitposters and superschizos that are actually angry

>> No.15217757

You don't think lonely people are entitled to express frustration with someone who literally said that you could spend christmas with them and than precedes to leave you out in the cold

>> No.15217777

This isn't, but she did it earlier this month.
Because thread is yet to die?
Nah, they're all just virtue-signalling and lying to themselves that they're better persons than being mad at this.

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Gura is happily spending time with her family after being depressed about not being able to do Christmas and there is NOTHING your pissing and moaning can do about it

>> No.15217796

Yeah thats not a lie if she was intending to see us tomorrow when she said it. Now plans have changed and she told us. I work in an office and my shitty boss is more understanding of taking time off than autists on 4chan

>> No.15217804

You're getting what you deserve for not having a backup oshi. I'm watching Ame RIGHT NOW.

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>> No.15217830

It clearly wasn't a surprise with the various amounts of evidence such as the presents under the tree and the cleaning while talking about being stressed.

>> No.15217844

Gura is getting taken advantage of by her gold digging family members and your superchats are going towards buying her uncle a new Lambo and there's nothing you can do about it

>> No.15217851

>I’m and angry schizo so everyone else is
It’ll be okay anon, you’ve already dropped her. You never have to think about Gura again

>> No.15217854

Exactly. No matter how much I love Gura I'll never be able to have a real interaction with her. But her spending time with her family is meaningful. I'll just take solace in the fact that she's out there somewhere smiling, laughing, eating tasty home cooked food, and feeling loved.

>> No.15217878

thank god, I hope mori gets to do this next year

>> No.15217882

Explain why would she put streams on the schedule then.

>> No.15217884

>Needing a "backup oshi"
The absolute state of chumbuds

>> No.15217886

It'd be sad if it could.
>Lets spend Christmas tomorrow!
>Gotta cancel cya!
I'd like a sorry at least.
>I'm a sycopanth so everyone else is
Nice hugbox you have here.

>> No.15217897

Again evidence shows that she was absolutely aware they were coming. Atleast with the generous assumption that it really was family

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Get in here faggots.

>> No.15217916

And they're back already

>> No.15217923

Ame is not reliable either.

>> No.15217932

rrat: Gura knew her parents were coming but didn't want to say it because of her doxx paranoia

>> No.15217956

So she could say that she was "planning" on streaming

>> No.15217966

>he doesn't have a backup oshii for his backup oshii
I'm ready.

>> No.15217971

Yeah, lazy Gura just planned out and detailed to us the shrimp shrine and what she was going to do for karaoke in advance just to trick us

>> No.15217972

And ruined chumbuds expectations are the cost of OPSEC. Nice, I believe this.

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>> No.15217989

Why would she do this if she, as you can see with all the schizos in the thread, would create suspicion?

>> No.15217993

Imagine spending Christmas being bitter and jealous that Gura gets to be with her family. Imagine spending Christmas shitposting on /vt/ in hopes to get chumbuds mad.
This is the most pathetic shot I've seen here so far.

>> No.15218006

Entirely possible given her autism. Either way it's obvious she never had any intention of streaming either way so it's annoying she felt the need to lie that she would in the first place. Dumb Shark

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>> No.15218038

If only Gura could have solved this by not making empty promises for Christmas with chumbuds!

>> No.15218039

That’s literally what a schedule is. It’s a plan, it’s not a binding contract.

>> No.15218046

Why are you guys even replying to shitposters who don't even threadread?

>> No.15218050
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My family does holiday stuff in the mornings. I'm free to act as usual now.

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Say the line shitposter-chama

>> No.15218102

Because maybe I'll find one who's not a complete sub room temperature IQ brainlet and will surprise me and convince me.
But I forgot that the average amerilard's IQ is even worse than that

>> No.15218115

Imagine being a person who UOOOOH posts in a thread about a shark loli with other degenerates and social detritus and having the gall to pretend you're some pillar of society who kisses their wife on the cheek before work then comes home to watch Gura with a cognac in hand.

>> No.15218128

Why are you hoping to be convinced that Gura is a bad person? Fucked up.

>> No.15218141

I never said she was lex, she's clearly not smart enough to completely plan ahead

>> No.15218148

You’ve really been stuck on this for hours, it’s kind of fascinating

>> No.15218167

Same for the people he's talking to, to be fair.

>> No.15218170

Imagine spending Christman not chumming to cunny, lmao

>> No.15218173

To rationalize all the shit she's done last month. It's easier to think that she's a bad person.

>> No.15218197

>he gave up
well it was fun

>> No.15218213

I'm open to every kind of theory or hypothesis as long as it sounds reasonable.
I don't think her lying for this kind of stuff is "being a bad person" tho, that's retarded.

>> No.15218218

As a non shrimp chumbi I heard she was very cute in the christmas wrapping vods. She'll come back cuter than ever after the family visit.

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Alone on Christmas?
God, you're pathetic.

>> No.15218249

No I’m talking about the “you jerk off to lolis that means you must hate your family” thing he keeps posting. It’s so unrelated that it’s kind of funny

>> No.15218270

Than do you have a counter to all the evidence like the presents under the tree or the cleaning

>> No.15218278

he should add yourself, you also hate yourself

>> No.15218291

Is he wrong?

>> No.15218328

C'mon man, lets not delude ourselves here. You don't end up jerking to lolis by having a normal and healthy social life

>> No.15218341

It was basically indescribable anon, she was cuter than my brain was capable of comprehending

>> No.15218343

Lying to lonely people about spending Christmas with them seem like something a "bad person" would do even if it wasn't done maliciously

>> No.15218351

You should download the vod. It's good shit, and that it has a happy ending makes it even better.

>> No.15218371

I mean I like myself enough and I’m going to see family tonight, though I wouldn’t say I really have a social life

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me and gura rn

>> No.15218470

Just spend time with family, Guwa will probably be back by sunday or Monday. Especially with the karaoke and stuff. Just a small delay

>> No.15218485

Don't worry, she'll spend Valentine's Day with us.

>> No.15218527

>Lying to lonely people about spending Christmas with them
I think you misunderstood her: what she does is streaming online to a public she can't even interact with very properly or personally at all.
She's not dating you. She's not your slave. Watching a stream is not an important activity.

I'm curious and just want to see if she's lying to see what kind of person she is and to lay bare the truth, but even if she is I'd consider her "unprofessional" at best, I already know she's a streamer and not my girlfriend. The only reason you're left alone at Christmas is not because of her but because you made bad choices in your life and ended up like that.

>> No.15218600

>what she does is streaming online to a public she can't even interact with very properly or personally at all.
Laplus does a lot of interaction on Twitter with her fans, as do a lot of other Holos. I think it's wrong to say Gura "can't" interact personally with her fans, she just doesn't.

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>Watching a stream is not an important activity.

>> No.15218612

hey guys I forget what your cute fan name is, but I'm very happy for your oshi and her family. Have a merry christmas!

>> No.15218652

We're chumbos, thanks.

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>> No.15218679

>Imagine being a person who UOOOOH posts in a thread about a shark loli with other degenerates and social detritus and having the gall to pretend you're some pillar of society who kisses their wife on the cheek before work then comes home to watch Gura with a cognac in hand.

>> No.15218682

Get in, she dedicated this song to gura.

>> No.15218714


>> No.15218776

LIterally saying "if you're lonely you can spend christmas with me" creates an automatic moral obligation to follow through with that and failure to do so obviously constitutes a moral failure regardless of they scenario in which the statement is said

>> No.15218792

Chumbies would be the fan name you are seeking

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I’m off for my Christmas plans. Im sure this place will get worse before it gets better but Merry Christmas to you fucks regardless. Gura will be back and cuter than ever before you know it

>> No.15218827

why care den

>> No.15218836

>TWO cookies
this bitch

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>> No.15218843

>cuter than ever before you know it
The cute won't be the same after breaking Christmas promise.

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oh nyooo

>> No.15218865

[Sad news] Shortly after this photo was taken, she dropped both cookies

>> No.15218896

>lose argument
>revert to ogeys and oh nyos
You are pathetic.

>> No.15218911

Have you ever heard about samefagging?

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I hope you manage to have a merry Christmas too, sincerely. Maybe you’ll get help one day

>> No.15218919

Little Lies is a little on the nose, Ame.

>> No.15218939

oh nyo

>> No.15218948

this was never an argument lol

you are an asshat

>> No.15218954

I find ironic when you love when an Holo dedicates time to her fanbase (her fanbase, not YOU personally, but apparently you're ok anyway and don't feel like a cuck) but when she dedicates time for more important things like her family or her friends then it's bad.
>LIterally saying "if you're lonely you can spend christmas with me" creates an automatic moral obligation
Says who, retard? Take your meds. It's a streamer, not your girlfriend.

>> No.15218993

Gura is all the help I need to stop watching her.
>If you're lonely come spend Chrismas with me
>gotta cancel cya
This is what asshat is.

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>> No.15219027

I love gura more than (you)<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

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>> No.15219054

>Says who, retard? Take your meds. It's a streamer, not your girlfriend.
Reductionism and deflection. It was an invitation and a promise.

>> No.15219060

no gura don't spend time with your family you have minecraft to play ots your moral obligation

>> No.15219067

oh nyoo I haven't been that naughty this year, I promise.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

>> No.15219084

That's impossible!<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

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>Woke up
>Saw Gura's tweet
>See same predictable schizo seethe.
Imagine being mad that she gets to spend time with her family after hearing her gush so much yesterday.
Merry christmas fuckheads, I'm gonna go call my dad.

>> No.15219097

Merry Christmas chumbud.

>> No.15219107

>It was an invitation and a promise.
You'd be a good lawyer. You're still wrong, however.

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actually all she promised was to save some cookies for us

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>> No.15219182

Spend time with your family and be rightfully considered an asshat for going back on your prior engagements. That's how it works.
>see u tomorrow!
Really anon?

>> No.15219184

No don’t you get it? Anytime any words come out of your mouth ever, it’s automatically a binding blood pact

>> No.15219203

She dropped them and was too embarrassed to tell us so she came up with the elaborate "parents surprised me" fabrication

>> No.15219204

do you see a promise in that sentence? I don't. Not a promise

>> No.15219232

she's an american zoomer woman who types in lowercase a lot... you have mistakenly placed her on a pedestal.

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>see u tomorrow
>I don't.
Check your eyes and stop ignoring picrelated.

>> No.15219286

>I'm gonna go call my dad.
got to talk to my mom today won't be able to spend christmas with her due to travel restrictions

>> No.15219291

I think you replied to the wrong anon.

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I hope she's having a nice time right now.

>> No.15219312

>Not a single capital letter in that post

>> No.15219330

check eyes. that's a period right there, there are two sentences. One is a promise and one isn't. That image is irrelevant nonsense.

>> No.15219341

and you care why

>> No.15219362

i was actually pretty sad when she told us she was going to stream instead of seeing her family but i didn't want to say anything

>> No.15219386

You realize that after meme review it's obvious she lurks here and she's reading all of this shit right, and even then she still won't stream because you guys are unsufferable.

>> No.15219395

yeah I'm mocking people who hate that stuff.

>> No.15219405

I am sure, she is having a nice time anon. Its unfortunate Cali can't say the same.

Being stuck in Japan and all.

>> No.15219414

everyone was fucking sad about that. she obviously wanted to see her family real bad

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How did she get away with this

>> No.15219453

Says literally any half way decent form of ethics and morals. I'm not sure about you but I was taught to always say things that I mean and that doing otherwise is morally bad

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>> No.15219488

all i want for christmas is a /16 rangeban

>> No.15219490

how is it obvious lol

>> No.15219500
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>ITT a single schizo forgets that laundry can pile up and that hotels exist
please take your meds

>> No.15219518

Gura of tommy hort

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>> No.15219536

It's obvious that shit from here was sent directly to her and that means she's here.

>> No.15219541

>irrelevant nonsense.
It's an invitation and a promise. Breaking prior engagement in favor of new ones makes you an asshat regardless of inherent value if the latter.
Well she should've been more consistent this month if she wanted to people be less upset about cancel. But it all coincided in a way that stacked displeasure up and culminated with broken Christmas promise. I'm sure she'll survive reading disgruntled lonely virgin rants on anonymous Bhutanian sasquatch scalp-polishing internet forum.

>> No.15219543

those were posted on twitter like everything else

>> No.15219572

That's like saying people can't be comedians

>> No.15219577

And she picked those out of everything else

>> No.15219578

What you're not understanding is that she meant it when she said it but then plans changed.

>> No.15219599

because everything else was shit

>> No.15219605

She got those from the Twitter hashtag like everything else, because anons posted them there

>> No.15219608

that's why the threads are so bad. antis think they can get under gura's skin.

>> No.15219618

calling your nonsense nonsense is not an invitation to reiterate your nonsense.

>> No.15219640

You may not realize just how bad a lot of the stuff in the tag was.

>> No.15219651

God damn you're a faggot

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.15219691

it's funny because she obviously hasn't been here in months

>> No.15219694

what was the reason she couldn't visit family? surely its no longer coof related since they went to her.

>> No.15219698

>my childhood friend told me he'd see me tomorrow before getting killed by a drunk driver
Hope he's in hell for breaking that moral obligation, the fucking liar.

>> No.15219730

What abouut every other time she said something unique from there
Or the fact that she might check out this place to begin with if this is were the funny memes came from to begin with

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>> No.15219752

If you make plans with one party but then cancel them because another party is invited you, the former party will be offended. As there's no such thing as "objective value" of human relationship, it's impossible to weight one party over the other without getting into semantics. They might be polite about your cancel or they might not even if it was for your family.

Your friends WILL be angry with you if you make plans and promise to hang out only to cancel it abruptly because there's @some_other_group_of_people_you_have_reasons_to_value_more

You're a dishonest fucking hypocrite if you deny the right for chumbuds to be angry about cancelled Chrismas streams that they were invited to and promised.

>> No.15219798

My rrat is that the coof made it too risky for mass transportation so her parents drove out to see her.

>> No.15219831

now you're just listening to the voices in your head

if you seriously think about it for just a couple minutes you'll realize there is LITERALLY no reason for gura to ever be interested in opening these threads on this board

>> No.15219832

I don't have any family so I am really sad I won't get to see Gura but I'm glad she at least gets to spend time with hers. I guess I'll be spending my Christmas as a threader with you nerds.

>> No.15219853

>no argument
I thought so. You need to be over 18 years old to use this site.

Cancelling prior engagements is rude. There's not one sorry in that tweet either. It's par of the course for Gura to invite lonely chumbuds to spend Christmas with her then ditch them.

Everyone who's angry has right to be angry.
Anyone who's not angry is a very patient person.

There's not much more to it I don't understand why are you faggots so adamant about gaslighting anyone who's mad about the cancel.

>> No.15219855

Gura is here and if she's not here she's here

>> No.15219873

All from containment breakers in chat or twitter. Possibly also other EN members coming around and sharing the memes on Discord.
I think it's likely she's been to 4chan before, but I don't think she's ever been to /vt/.

>> No.15219895

>something unique from here
Such as? Unless she's directly reading off post numbers I don't think anything has been uniquely here

>> No.15219907

it's her fuckin family
even if hypothetically you were her literal irl boyfriend, if she decided to cancel christmas sex with you to spend time with her family she would be right to do so

>> No.15219921

Cute and funny

>> No.15219935

So the concensus is that despite it being a bummer, chumbuds are glad she got to see her family?

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Gura meant everything she said about streaming and was prepared to spend time with you. Her family then appeared and wanted to spend time with her instead.

You will never be more important than a person's family. You are objectively less important than Gura's family and always will be. You can cry and moan but "Prior engagement" lawyering means nothing. You can complain about it being rude, it means nothing. You are nothing in comparison to a person's family.

Tough fucking shit. You aren't even her friend, you will NEVER be on the same level of importance as her family.

>> No.15219959

Gura never made it a secret that she wanted to spend time with family and anyone who is genuinely angry about her taking the chance to spend time with them is insane. The only people who have a right to be angry are the schizos who think she was lying the entire time.

>> No.15219960

when i read her tweet, the first thing i felt was a wave of relief washing over me

>> No.15219970

>twitter meme that gets spammed in her chat is uniquely 4chan

>> No.15219983

another thing that gets repeated constantly in her own chat

>> No.15219997

Based Baqua poster, but many chumbuds are happy she's seeing family (or whoever and whatever)

>> No.15220011

This is correct.

>> No.15220044

I've had to cancel plans to do things with my family and guess what, my friends didn't mind. You're out of your fucking mind if you're mad at her wanting to spend time with them.

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Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.15220077

That's right chumbie

>> No.15220078

I mean even if my best friend made plans with me on christmas because neither of us had them, and then he ended up cancelling because he could be with his family, it's not like I'd be mad. She's not even treating us differently than you'd treat a good friend.

>> No.15220090

Reminder that trollposts are effectively spam, so just scroll past them. There's no need to engage with them or their bullshit. The troll is a self-defeating creature and doesn't matter. Always remember that they aren't fans, don't watch her or anything of the sort. They're just sad, pathetic boys suffering from obesity in America or the third world and this is their only outlet for frustration. It's the only way they can feel like their existence has an impact of any sort.

Lulzcow imageboards, discord, whatever else, it doesn't matter. Their misery is always the same. They can't actually do anything productive or meaningful, because if they could they wouldn't be trolls.

>> No.15220112

Even going this route, there's a difference between cancelling wholesale and rescheduling because something unexpected came up, dummy.

>> No.15220143

that'a no rrat, its good reasoning

>> No.15220149

>she would be right
And that would not make the cancel any less rude or your displeasure any less justified.
>angry about her taking the chance to spend time with them is insane.
With the cancel. I'm glad that Gura spends time with her family on Christmas, but that doesn't make me any less assmad about the cancel. There's no contradiction there: I'm sad and angry that I get no Christmas Gura and I'm glad she got to spend time with your family.

You're a coping dumbfuck if you need to virtue signal reconciliating one with the other inside yourself to appear like a paragon of social morals in designated /uoh/ thread on 4chan.
Doesn't make me any less mad.
They were polite to your face, which is unnecessary here.
I don't believe it.

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>thanks for the money chumfags

>> No.15220160

but she loves her chumbies .....

she said it herself....

>> No.15220208

Family matters more than anything else in this case.

Anyway, troll away. Us fans are happy for her, that's what matters. Enjoy your misery.

>> No.15220214

Why stay here, let the thread die with all the cancer. Next thread do better and ignore all the BS.

>> No.15220219

>anon hasn't had friends
you could have just started with that

>> No.15220245


She should get better mouth filter then:
>Love you!
>Let's spend Christmas together!

Go fuck yourself, ironic oshi enjoyer.

>> No.15220294

what the hell is an ironic oshi enjoyer lmfao

>> No.15220323

I'm sad about her not streaming but I value her happiness much more than I care about her moving two streams.

>> No.15220336

It's sad that you took the time to write this post.

>> No.15220338

This faggot:

>> No.15220344

Because I have adhd brain so I have this thread open while doing like 3 other things

>> No.15220347

Based if you actually love gura you would know that she wants you to take care of yourself and keep your fucking head grounded.

>> No.15220357

It's the ideal outcome. Happy shark is the most important thing

>> No.15220370

Deal with the reality of the situation and move forward with your life.

>> No.15220373

I'm not mad. I'm happy for her. Christmas is all about family, and she was lucky that she can spend time with hers.

Troll away SEAnig, troll away. It doesn't matter. It only shows what kind of miserable trash you are on a fundamental human basis. You trolls are unironic human disasters and genuine incels of fable.

>> No.15220418

I'm cold hearted but not enough that I'd get mad that she's spending time with her family after spilling her heart out about them for 2+ hours yesterday.

>> No.15220420

Yep. She'll see us soon enough anyway, it's a bigger deal if she cancels something permanently.

>> No.15220453

>has mp3s of gura saying she loves (me)
>didn't dedicate them to memory to be replayed 24/7

>> No.15220456

laughing at all the schizo shit while listening to ame

>> No.15220482

At this point you're just mad at her for not leaving a big disclaimer that something might come up on every schedule, which was something she used to have, come to think of it.

>> No.15220495

Did you speed up that second clip? why does her voice sound like that?

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You are putting yourself over her literal family. Your indignation is not rightious in any way. You can be mad, but you are not moral. You are not justified from any perspective other than your own twisted one.

You can be a gachikoi without being a delusional retard. You can be in love with Gura without being so fucking off your rocker that you think you mean more than family.

Yes she loves you. Yes she thinks you're important. But the love that she has will literally never go above the bonds of family. She's have to to be completely insane or abused by them for that to be possible.

She has nothing to apologise for.

>> No.15220515

Can you provide examples? I'm a newbud, sorry.

>> No.15220568

I wonder which stage the schizo are...

>> No.15220571

I'm mad she cancelled after inviting me (yes, me personally) to Chrismas stream as a culmination of her month-long spirale of flu miscommunication and ghosting and no schedules. The frustration stems from my misplaced personal
investment no doubt. A disclaimer
>You should only be watching me ironically and when I say that I love you I don't really mean it
Should be added under her streams description.
>She has nothing to apologise for.
>If you're lonely come spend Christmas with me
Fuck you personally, you fucking faggot.

>> No.15220618

You should only be replying to bait ironically

>> No.15220619

She can't just tell family she'd rather play Minecraft, now can she?

>> No.15220621

Everyone is happy she got to see her family. The fans are that is. What you see here is just a troll raid.

You all keep forgetting that /vt/ is under constant raid and attention from multiple lulzcow imageboards and that effectively every chuuba has her own designated antis that specialize in harassing and disrupting their communities and in this case threads. This is a big problem that has made /vt/ borderline unusable and why we need better moderation.

>> No.15220637

You misunderstood what I meant by reality.
1. She said she would do a thing
2. She cancelled the thing
3. That's the reality of the situation
4. Deal with it and move forward with your life.

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get fucked

>> No.15220682

Fuck you.
Google stages of acceptance.
I wouldn't be here if I could.

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Someone else who has a shred of mental stability on /vt/, incredible, I'm not alone

>> No.15220748

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1425137077717450762 here's one I found from a quick look, I'm sure there were others though

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<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

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>> No.15220836

What do you me... the all subject to change in the corner? Huh. Glad she stopped doing that, I'm sure it didn't stop schizos.

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Don't even take your meds, just leave

>> No.15220858

Sad troll is sad. You should really try to break from your rut, pick up exercize or creative writing. Anything, anything productive at all while you still have time to climb up from the hole you dug yourself into. There's much better ways to spend your time than by trolling.

You don't have to be edgy to have fun on the Internet.

>> No.15220860

>gee mom and dad i'm real happy you guys showed up to surprise me but i promised my fans they could spend christmas with me so can you guys go home?

>> No.15220886

How can one autist be this schizo?

>> No.15220894

>calls me troll
>proceeds to address the post
Nigga are you bipolar?

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Right now Gura is having a few drinks, eating and dropping cookies, laughing and having fun with her family!
Reply "Have Fun Gura!" To disconnect a salty seanigger/anti from 4ch.

>> No.15220925

Moooom I have to stream Minecraf today!!!

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>> No.15220948

Ame streamed from hotel, twice.
Gura couldn't squeeze out a 15 minutes stream to deliver on her invitation and promise.

>> No.15220956

Have Fun Gura!

>> No.15220960

She's said a lot of things that didn't come true. Said the last schedule would come soon but posted it 3 days later. Said she had the schedule set and needed to double check. Turns out it wasn't all locked at all because she was late in asking permissions. Said there would be double stream days and the schedule showed there isn't. The family thing is probably the only genuine thing she's said so far. Now the problem is, will she update the schedule because after Christmas it's a bunch of TBAs we don't' know what it'll be. Halo Infinite is up in the air but Uno collab with Mori and some others is the only one we know she wants to do. Will she move the minecraft and unarchived karaoke after those 3 days or wedge them between. Who knows at this point. I'm not mad that she decided to not stream to have fun with her family. My anger is that there has been a pattern with her since the 2nd half of 2021 that she hasn't committed to the changes she said she wanted to do. She always finds some excuse not to do the things she set out to do for very nebulous reasons. I want a better Gura for 2022, not the same flaky noncommittal one in 2021.

>> No.15220965

Unironically, yes

>> No.15220968
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You don't have to be edgy to have fun on the Internet. Get a proper hobby. Good luck!

>> No.15220991

>excruciating pain of deep love
>astronomically multiplied by yesterday's love nuke being unavailable to me
>added to today's lack of Gura
It hurts so much it's unbelievable.
Every single inch of my body, both inside, outside and in through, is freezing, burning and stinging at the same time.

>> No.15220992

Eat shit faggot. You're unironically trying too hard to be schizophrenic.

>> No.15221027

have you tried having a wank?

>> No.15221028

>Ame streamed from hotel, twice.
Way to out yourself, Teakek

>> No.15221044

>She's said a lot of things that didn't come true.
Also never streaming Metroid Dread more than once, no princess ASMR, and never watched the rest of the Matrix movies before Resurrections

>> No.15221057

Have Fun Gura!

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You are a literal child that is incapable of realising the reality of your relationship with this woman. Your investment was never misplaced, when she says she loves you she means it, but your ideas of self importance are so far off the mark its not even funny.
If she treated you like shit over this you'd be morally justified, but she didn't. She explained the situation like an adult expecting you to act like one. But you didn't.

>> No.15221076

Have fun Gura!!!

>> No.15221080

Have Fun Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

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Have Fun Gura!

>> No.15221104

Have Fun Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

>> No.15221105

You need need to seek help if this is affecting you on a physical level

>> No.15221110

Have Fun Gura!

>> No.15221116

have fun goombles!!

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Have Fun Gura!

>> No.15221133

>instantly outed himself as a watsonfag
No wonder you're a schizo.

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Have fun Gura

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>> No.15221169

Do you even watch her streams? She said just last night she doesn't drink during Christmas.

>> No.15221174

Have fun gura

>> No.15221176

Have fun Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>> No.15221195

Have fun goomba<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

>> No.15221208

the floors of the gawr household are paved wall to wall with dropped cookies

>> No.15221219

>Eat shit faggot.
>Gura ditched chumbuds on Christmas
We're eating from the same bowl right now faggot.
I hope you grow to understand that not ever opinion is a shitposter raid. Sew your asshole back up. I am genuinely livid.
She's no more reliable in streaming than Gura, but the possibility is there.
>blah blah blah
See >>15218115
>Imagine being a person who UOOOOH posts in a thread about a shark loli with other degenerates and social detritus and having the gall to pretend you're some pillar of society who kisses their wife on the cheek before work then comes home to watch Gura with a cognac in hand.
I needed my escapism dose on Christmas eve now that's gone and I'm mad and I'm gonna call every faggot that denies me that right for what he is, a faggot. You're a faggot.
>She explained the situation like an adult expecting you to act like one.
>You're getting blueballed.
>Not one sorry.
Oh let me just be understanding and shove my tongue up my ass out of politeness like how everyone does when they get plans cancelled on them, on anonymous shumerian beer-brewing internet forum! Fuck you.

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Have Fun Gura!<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>> No.15221246

Have fun you goober

>> No.15221258

Like sand? Gura reaching down and eating a handful of cookie sand and saying it smells like feet to her family, who are used to her antics.

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I know the feel, I missed it too chumbud. She'll be back soon, and it'll be worth it.

>> No.15221281

Cope. You already outed yourself as a teacuck.
You literally have zero arguments teacuck.

>> No.15221284

>denies me that right
Unless you get banned, nobody's denying any right of anything

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>> No.15221308

He isn't even a teammate, one of them would be watching Ame right now.

>> No.15221312

I love Gura very much and I hope she has a great time with her family

>> No.15221315

Tell that to every faggot that shooes complaints away and calls for moderation like it's reddit.

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>> No.15221337

Go back.

>> No.15221415

that's what's dumb about these shitposts. a real relationship is no different. this might be the most committed gura has ever been.

>> No.15221438

Have fun Gooruh

>> No.15221440

Gura literally never streamed last Christmas either.
Why are you this mad?
Unironically take your meds nigger.

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Have Fun Gura, and sleep tight. I hope Santa gets you everything you want.

>> No.15221466

Ooohhnyyyyooo anon made an oopsie whopsie doopsie! Nyooooopp

>> No.15221478

i'm not a teamate and i'm watching ame right now though

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I hate when fuckers like you throw a pitty party for themselves and then try to drag other people into your suffering. Disgusting.

>> No.15221536

anon if you're watching ame you're a teamate. that's what a teamate is.

>> No.15221553

He's tourist that's shitposting. I haven't seen that posting style until today.

>> No.15221556

Of rather not interact with Redditfags if I can help it

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>> No.15221591

Good, alcohol is bad for her.

>> No.15221609