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15087744 No.15087744 [Reply] [Original]

Make a vtuber wish upon the monkeys paw and it might come true

>> No.15088023

I wish every vtuber except Gura graduated right now

>> No.15088099

I wish all indies much fame and fortune

>> No.15088109

I wish game companies stop being fuckheads and just allow vtubers to stream games like before

>> No.15088124

I wish Noel pampered me and gave me nursing handjob. And paizuri too.

>> No.15088157

>>15088023
Granted
>Gura graduates shortly after, having lost her motivation to stream with no more genmates and no more Council either.
>>15088099
Granted
>They stop streaming as their motivation was only ever monetary and now that they have it they become vtweeters for the rest of their days

>> No.15088212
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>>15088157

>> No.15088742

>>15088109
Granted, but every just keeps playing Apex

>> No.15089263

>>15088742
Ok, where's the downside?

>> No.15089306
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>>15087744
I wish azuma lim didn't had to get a lawyer to be allowed to stream!

>> No.15089355

>>15089306
Not granted because the even the monkey paw doesn't know or care about your 2view literal nobody

>> No.15089362

>>15087744
I want all Vtubers to be healthy

>> No.15089380
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>>15088124
you can have the paizuri after with no downsides

>> No.15089462

I wish Ollie to graduate and completely fuck off from Hololive

>> No.15089476

>>15089362
granted, they all also get a healthy social life and marry someone that's not (You)

>> No.15089492
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15089492

I wish suisei was with me, right beside me, cheering me on throughout the day.

>> No.15089585

>>15087744
I wish a hololive/ninisani FGC arc, platform fighters or Fantasy Strike don't count,

>> No.15089615

>>15087744
I wish I got married to Cali's room-mate.

>> No.15089756

>>15089615
Granted
You are now married to Calli’s live in boyfriend

>> No.15089821

>>15089462
Granted, but every holo she's ever collabed with also leave and they form their own company.

>> No.15089836

>>15089462
Granted, but ID gen 3 will include a new girl who is Ollie but ten times worse, on top of dragging (You)r oshi down with her.

>> No.15090190

>>15089263
EA shuts the game down a month later to promote Battlefield 6

>> No.15090202
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>>15089756
That's fine.

>> No.15090247

i wish snuffy stopped trying to fuck animals

>> No.15090290

>>15087744
I want a Council member to be my gf.

>> No.15090340

i want somebody to do a max payne 3 playthough.
monkeys paw would be them playing it like a cover shooter and ignoring bullet time.

>> No.15090341

>>15090290
Granted, it's Omega

>> No.15090368

>>15090290
Granted, but it's this guy, since he's the premier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Keqiang

>> No.15090479

I wish Tsukino Mito get raped on stream.

>> No.15090529

>>15090341
>>15090368
I genuinely forgot Omega exists. Fuck. I thought I worded it to be unpawable.

>> No.15090555

>>15090479
I see 0 downside to this.

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someone cute and perfect but they quit because they get doxxed from being cute and perfect

o wait

>> No.15090673

>>15087744
I wish Chloe graduates

>> No.15090700

>>15087744
I wish Kiara got more numbers than Mori

>> No.15090712

>>15090673
Granted, now she graduated from her stinky behaviour and now showers more

>> No.15090731

>>15089492
granted but she will be slowly grinding her knife besides you and every now a then she'll test it on your skin with deep cuts everytime

>> No.15090768

I wish Hololive Summer would return, with all gens and sidebranches!

>> No.15090773

>>15090555
It's (You) and you go to prison where you are also raped but it's okay because you join the Latin Kings and you and your husband Roberto have a great life in prison (relatively speaking).

>> No.15090792

>>15090712
This world lacks justice
curse you monkeys paw

>> No.15090955

>>15090768
Granted but they all get an ugly skin rash and cancer from it

>> No.15091033

>>15090479
Granted but the live2d malfunctions and mito turns into an ugly fat bastard and it was revealled to be your oshi who was raping her

They both graduate after due to the scandal

>> No.15091096

>>15090700
Granted, but those numbers are the amount of doxfags within the fanbase

>> No.15091207

>>15087744
KSon joins Nijisanji, keeping her avatar.

>> No.15091210
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15091210

I wish that I was Pomu

>> No.15091250

I wish for Niji-sawn-ji EN to get 3D and then I take a second finger to ensure Selen and Elira have the massive boobies I know they're hiding

>>15091096
Everyone already knows Kiara, this wouldn't change anything

>> No.15091292

>>15091210
Granted, but the cancer becomes terminal.

>> No.15091306

>>15091210
Granted, but you inherit her roommate's breast and ovarian cancer.

>> No.15091320

>>15091292
>>15091306
I fail to see the downside

>> No.15091337

>>15091250
You know how obnoxious doxbeats are? You wouldn't want that within your fandom

>> No.15092350

>>15090731
Where's the downside

>> No.15092470

>>15092350
you will need a lot of bandages and you will be broke by the end of the month because you bought a lot

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