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>> No.15078458

It's shark shark shark

>> No.15078506
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Gura cute

>> No.15078592
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I love Gura!

>> No.15078595

I want a weenie toasted by Gooruh

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>> No.15078948

very much appreciated kiara

>> No.15079083
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Good morning, I luv gura

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>> No.15080176

Thank you kiara but this also means that gura will not willingly stream her pov in such collabs

>> No.15080267
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no schedule no respect

>> No.15080325

Yeah most probably she needs to have her space alone to not be overwhelmed.
A true introvert.
That’s so relatable

>> No.15080353

Gura got put in the group of death with Towa, Suisei and Aqua.

>> No.15080372
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Gura better be prepared to get sweaty

>> No.15080408

Gura is in the group of death (B) with Suisei, Aqua, Peko and Laplus

>> No.15080445

F in the chat for gura, she fucked

>> No.15080708

At least B group is going to be fun as hell to watch and she's guaranteed to race against Aqua.

>> No.15080737

At least she can Collab with Suisei and Aqua now

>> No.15080752

B for bru?

>> No.15080789
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Gura today?

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>> No.15081226

damn gura will have to race against killers in B group... at least she got to race against Aqua. Hope we'll get a whole MK training arc soon

>> No.15081389

>Ina: "I look at Group B and I feel sorry" Towa: "Right, it's something you want to witness, but not be a part of"

>> No.15081436

At the very least she'll probably be crashing some of the EN MK streams. Hopefully she also schedules some solo against viewers/members.

>> No.15081474

>against viewers/members.
lol no

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Oh Fauna is also with her

>> No.15081691

B group is bullshit, why even bother showing up

>> No.15081899

she's not tryhard, she will be having fun

>> No.15081914
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MK stream?
More like "watch gura getting fucked in the ass" stream
It's all so tiresome...

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>watch gura getting fucked in the ass
You say that like it's a bad thing...

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>watch gura getting fucked in the ass
Yea, by me.

>> No.15082036

i hope she'll still have lots of fun /hlg/ say that only top 3 can get to the final so unless some miracle happens or she pulls a fucking dark horse move

>> No.15082104

I don't think Gura herself expects to get into the finals. She just wants to not be complete shit and embarrass herself like she did with Shion.

>> No.15082120

Isn't it top 4?

>> No.15082140

>She just wants to not be complete shit and embarrass herself like she did with Shion.
people counted that 1on1 mess?

>> No.15082190

Of course she will have fun, she is with Pekora, Suisei and Aqua.
She must be really happy.
Also if she gets to the first half of this group it's already really good

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i don't know they say this >>15081522

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>> No.15082291

wrong quote earlier >>15081600

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>> No.15082542

Gura will play at 12 pm EST.
I don't think she will either be top 3 or bottom 3 so we will only see her for 30 min that day.

>> No.15082841

Global saying she'll be bottom 3 but all I'm seeing is her being in the middle with this

>> No.15082896

all of EN will be bottom of their groups since they'll get disqualified by disconnections. On a fairt playing field, there is no way she would lose to aki choco or la+ though

>> No.15082928

Yeah, that's retarded rule. It really just handicaps all ENs except Mori.

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>> No.15084474

I wonder if she’ll use shouu’s tummy window art for her schedule picture

>> No.15084523

By the time her schedule gets cleared it will be too late to post it.

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>> No.15084716

It’ll be posted today

>> No.15084863

You've been saying that for days. It's time to let go and embrace the scheduleless future.

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>> No.15085025

Literally just look up #gawrt hashtag.

>> No.15085054

I'm lazy thx

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>> No.15085528

But I’ve only said that today. This is far from the first time she’s started her week off with collabs on other channels so she retweets their stream posts instead of doing them on a schedule

>> No.15085580

Gura will be the dark horse for her group in the MK tourney

>> No.15085638

Gura will make top 5, surprising everybody.

>> No.15085872

gura will win the whole thing, screencap this.

>> No.15085941

Gura will surprise me if she able to be top 5 in GP B

>> No.15085970

That's what I meant. Sorry I should have been more clear.

>> No.15086005

Suisei, Aqua and Towa will probably get the top 3 so Gura can't hope to go the final.
But yeah I can see her having a nice place behind them if she trains enough
Between 4 and 6 would be great

>> No.15086071

Gura has a real shot at knocking Towa out. Or she would if lag didn't exist.

>> No.15086198

Yeah 100% she will get disconnect for at least one game and be fucked by it.
Rule is stupid when you get people from all around the world on Nintendo server

>> No.15086232

being a fan doesn't mean being delusional guys, gura literally have no chance, it doesn't matter anyway because the important thing is having fun in these kind tournaments

>> No.15086237
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>alright chumbies, my next stream is gonna be a members only physique rating! post a pic of your body with the hashtag #sharkbody and i might rate it during the next stream!

would you be ready?

>> No.15086334

This is just a trap to get fembuds to show themselves so she can drool all over them all stream.

>> No.15086503

>Gura drool over me on stream
I'm totally fine with that

>> No.15086555

>goober will never see your art because you're not famous japanese artist
>post art with the hashtag
>doesnt show up when you look up the hashtag
>goober wont see your art because it doesnt exist to anyone but you

>> No.15086636

you're supposed to have fun by cheering for gura to win, retard.

>> No.15086651

Thanks tenchou

>> No.15086670

Shitpost, but part of why Gura doesn't like everything she likes is to give people the illusion that she saw their art when she didn't. Sometimes she reinforces this by liking literal whos.

>> No.15086697

This guy does not look like a famous Japanese artist to me

>> No.15087110

you won't get any likes because your art sucks

>> No.15087174

gura has liked bad art before

>> No.15087394

I love Gur Goomie

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>> No.15087599
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My life is shit. I fucking hate it, bros.
But I can come home from work or chill on the weekends and Gura’s perky attitude and cute smile keeps me going.

>> No.15087649

superchat this

>> No.15087703

uhm...sure bro. What's your point?

>> No.15087754

When's Gura Mario Kart?

>> No.15087815

My point is that I’m appreciative.
Do you appreciate Gawr Gura?

>> No.15088107
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I'm in love with Gura!

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Nice try, but think again

>> No.15088368

Mario kart is gonna be brutal with the group she's in but it should be an entertaining time

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>> No.15088487

gargle gumball... schedule..... d-doko..........

>> No.15088564

gura is asleep. shark sleeps when she wishes, she will not be contained

>> No.15088925

Shark is tagged and plopped in a big tank with the words, “Property of Cover/Hololive” on it.
She was contained since her inception.

>> No.15089157

Tits or GTFO

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it counts

>> No.15089391

Well she's easily better than La+ and some others, so she'd have to really fuck up to come in last

>> No.15089409

At the very least she isn't ame.

>> No.15089472

I told you guys Gura not posting schedules is the new norm
She's truly regressed at communication below her previously sub pat standards

>> No.15089626

Members Karaoke today(?)

>> No.15089630

looks pretty good

>> No.15089669

Don't forget that Gura said she was training already in the christmas collab.
She is motivated for the tournament, and when she will see she is with Aqua and Suisei the top runner, it will be even better.

>> No.15089710

>Tumblr noses
looks cute

>> No.15089788

She's going to DC and will be seething the entire rest of the time.

>> No.15089982

Does IRyS also have a tumblr nose?

>> No.15090181

At least give her another ~5 hours. Posting/streaming nothing today would be a new low even for her, I still have faith.

>> No.15090270

She had a schedule last week and has mentioned the schedule twice this week already shitposterchama

>> No.15090499

Wish we got a verbal schedule like that other week with what to expect content wise. At least she's said she'll stream every day this week, except possibly Christmas. So I'm not worried, yet.

>> No.15090567

Yeah saying she'll stream everyday and that the schedule is basically done makes me 98% sure we get something today. If it's just silence though this place will have another meltdown which is somewhat justified

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>> No.15090649

I would succ.

>> No.15090654

A question for chumbuds, are her two Sims 4 videos' moments (Calli creation with the big lips/Sawcon joke at the end of the 2nd one) the vids where Gura has laughed the most/hardest without holding back? Cause I really like how she laffs like that but I've barely heard it in other clips I've watched of her, seems like she always mutes or laughs very quietly

>> No.15090735

maybe a comedy watchalong has laughs too, I remember her losing her shit with spaceballs and monty python

>> No.15090790

Not really what you asked for but this came to mind, that was a genuine laugh from her.

>> No.15090843

Just draw for a less nitpicky or smaller Holo. You still get Holo exposure while she will like more of your art

I drew a badly drawn Aqua once and I got like 100 likes. Felt good. She likes a lot of her art tag.

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>> No.15091139

Doot doot doot doot

>> No.15091155

My wife is awake!

>> No.15091159

T o T

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>> No.15091190

Good, tell her that my wife Gura is also awake and doing twitter reps

>> No.15091228

It would be 100% justified, and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it happens

>> No.15091266

The hardest I've ever seen her laugh on stream was during the first member's only Asobi Asobase watchalong.

>> No.15091271

Why are you pretending to be me?

>> No.15091288

Take our meds

>> No.15091311
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What compels a person to post this

>> No.15091329

Gura’s chest... TuT
Gura’s belly... ToT
Gura’s thighs... TwT

>> No.15091348

Apparently they can't tune out and ignore the BGM

>> No.15091350

greyniggers are cancer, what else is new

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>> No.15091383

She seems to have gone back to muting herself a lot when she laughs, not sure why.

>> No.15091503

She is aware of her snorts

>> No.15091530

She laughed quite a bit in the watchalong yesterday, i don't think she's been muting that much lately

>> No.15091576

She's embarrassed by how hard she laughs at poop jokes.

>> No.15091580

I hope she's also aware they're the cutest noises on the entire planet

>> No.15091635
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.15091722
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You guys don't actually want to sniff and lick her perfectly smooth, fragrant, pissy cunny.. right?

>> No.15091784

probably self conscious. Doesn't matter what we say to her though, we already told her a lot that we love her snort laughs

>> No.15091818

N ..no

>> No.15091822
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Of course I want to.

>> No.15091964

So you want to just feel her hands running through your hair and taste her feminine juices? To feel her thighs tighten around your head and hear her soft, girlish moans as your tongue slowly brings her to orgasm? Kinda weird bro

>> No.15091970

That's a long gap between "de" and "su".

>> No.15092087

Haha yeah.. seems kinda weird who would want that.

>> No.15092206

She's certainly retweeting so a schedule must be coming soon or some announcement.

>> No.15092231

Another retweet. The schedule is coming soon I bet and I wonder if we're getting two streams today because she's active a bit earlier than normal.

>> No.15092236

I believe!

>> No.15092277

I will lick it only if it is strawberry flavor

>> No.15092808

those are some cute Guras, Gura

>> No.15092915

Oh look Suisei posts in /triple g/

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>> No.15093170

Go back retard.

>> No.15093177

lol at that ina like. they must be making so many jokes about how fucked Gura is

>> No.15093233
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Remember when she said this is going to be a big week of streams including some days with multiple streams?

>> No.15093382

there wasn't a single day off yet this week and we haven't even seen the schedule, what the fuck are you smoking?

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>> No.15093477

Fucking go.

>> No.15093491

If Gura still used notebooks like she used to she wouldn't forget so much and would be a better streamer.

>> No.15093573

what if she ran out of paper in her notebook? i should leave my christmas letter blank so she can use it.

>> No.15093576

if i had been quicker than the dog i would be your father

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My love. My angel. My everything.

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damn ame that's a lot of gura nendos

>> No.15094078

No wonder they sold out so fast

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>> No.15094154

I would kneel if she made S*****o auto filtered like Ame did once with Connor.

>> No.15094160

Small jars aren't big enough for the Nendos, so some must be for the Omocat acrylics.

>> No.15094202

I wonder how many jars Gura owns.

>> No.15094220

Is gura even aware about him

>> No.15094252

She is, yes. Showed up in her chat once and drew him a picture. She likes him.

>> No.15094283

No. People who think otherwise are schizo baiters.

>> No.15094312

you two will now have to fight to the death

>> No.15094333

I have the power of truth on my side. Easy victory.

>> No.15094342

If those schizos hVe timestamps I'm willing to change my mind.

>> No.15094360

yes, there was a coordinated spam attack by his viewers in her pre-stream chat once and she banned several of the accounts spamming his name. the description of that video was updated to include the warning about "punted like a football" which still gets copied and pasted into other video descriptions today.

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Shut the fuck up, this is the GURA general. Not your off topic trash.

>> No.15094382

Retard regardless of side.

>> No.15094407

Suck me off Gura.

>> No.15094422

But which anon are you

>> No.15094450

He is on the side of bait.

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>> No.15094533

a candy cane patterned trident is such a good idea

>> No.15094561

Gura created that by carefully sucking each tine down to a razor-sharp point. A weapon forged by Gura's saliva.

>> No.15094605

the thought of her running around stabbing people with a sharpened candy cane is hilarious

>> No.15094606

I wanna be stabbed by it.

>> No.15094608

Very cute art

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Only cool chumbies can reply to this post

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>> No.15094776
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yeah, me

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I'm the coolest

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hell yeh

>> No.15094857

mori was getting sent pictures from her parents while watching hte movie... fake joy, she wasnt having fun with gura, her fun was contaminated

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>> No.15095165

Does she even stand a chance of getting 4th in MK? There’s no way she’s beating Aqua, Suisei, and Towa.

>> No.15095224

who cares
let her have fun

>> No.15095292

Gura cares, you dope. She's been training hard and whoever decided the groups just fucked her over HARD.

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>> No.15095375

she has a chance, we just have to send her our energy.

>> No.15095381

Don't pretend like you didn't hear how hard she was practicing. You heard it. She's not happy about this.

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>> No.15095458

>She's not happy about this.
I'm sorry did she talk about how unhappy she was yet

>> No.15095556

You can't seriously think Gura can't be unhappy unless she mentions it. Anyone would be unhappy if they were practicing and got stomped before the game even began. Whether she says something about it is a different matter entirely.

>> No.15095563

yeah she likes venting to me when we're in bed

>> No.15095607
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I want to lick Gura's sweaty tummy post-workout

>> No.15095658

Liked by Gura.

>> No.15095684

You can't seriously think Gura must be unhappy unless she mentions it. Anyone would be happy if they were practicing and got matched with challenging opponents before the game even began. Whether she says something about it is a different matter entirely.

>> No.15095716

anything can happen in mario kart

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Gura is grinding MK8 practice off-stream right now so she can get her clean and manicured toes sucked by the losers

>> No.15096463

If I drive backwards can I lick her soles?

>> No.15096471

I hate this shit so much. 'Hey you there, lonely male. Listen to this cute chuuba pretend to care about you on stream. Follow her on twitter so you can see lewd and ecchi fanart that she chooses to retweet. Pay for her overpriced merch, watch her shill streams, and send her money during events designed to whip up the emotions of her fans like birthday or anniversary streams. But don't you DARE start to think of her as anything more than a detached entertainer you fucking CREEP.'

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delicious sharkpits

>> No.15096568
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Gura is gonna suprise a ton of people and get third in her group!

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Welcome back baitfag

>> No.15096674

yeah, but gura's really our friend and waifu.

>> No.15096676

She'll surprize nobody and be on the middle. No matter how hard she practices, I don't see her beating Aqua, Suisei or Towa.

>> No.15096747

She's good at doing the impossible in mario kart, there's always a chance.

>> No.15096814

Impossibly losing, yes. She's good at choking at the last second.

>> No.15096859

like, hit by her own shell?

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this is cute

>> No.15096946

Gura cunny is very soft. I can imagine it's also a little plump just like her soft small breasts. Gura's pettan chest is made for hugging and cuddling until sleep, and her cunny has the perfect softness for facesitting and to be used as a facepillow.

>> No.15096950

Oh god what is this shit I have to watch just to hear your voice

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(Forgot image)

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or running into her own banana peel on the next lap.

>> No.15097103

And doing it again in the same race.

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what a dum I love her

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>> No.15097267

this but unironically

>> No.15097304

Gura only mentioned getting good times against ghosts, but unless she learns to use items well, that just won't help her at all.

>> No.15097348

Being a man is suffering.

>> No.15097360

it's true, but the biggest problem most holos have is poor driving. if she manages to become the best driver in hololive, which is not out of the realm of possibility, then she'll do very well even with poor item handling.

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>> No.15097619

this is literally just a reddit meme dear god

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>> No.15097732

I love Gura and I want to FUCK Gura!

>> No.15097757

Does anyone have a clip of Gura using discord mods as an insult? I saw it before, and I think I've also seen it in the movie watchalong with Calli

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>> No.15097811

no but that reminded me of these ones

>> No.15097869

Same desu

I think she specifically used 'discord mods', but thanks for this as well.

>> No.15097883

I think it's from the GTA stream

>> No.15097910

Gura should do a watchalong of nichibros

>> No.15097947

Gura should do a watchalong of Moetan

>> No.15097961

that's what the poll result was, but it wasn't on crunchyshit so she picked asobi asobase instead.

>> No.15098023

Poll result was nichijou I am talking about daily life of high school boys/Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou

>> No.15098039

>male characters

>> No.15098060

That's what I thought and I watched it and it was good

>> No.15098068
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I want Gura to do a watchalong of her favourite anime: Ryuuou no Oshigoto

>> No.15098097

That's not her favorite anime, she just googled cute anime child and sent nacho the design

>> No.15098135

She's done it several times. She also laughed pretty hard when someone used it to describe The Duke in Resi 8.

>> No.15098181

I googled the same thing and I don't see Ryuuou no Oshigoto anywhere. Doesn't even show up even after 10 pages.

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>pretend to care about you on stream.
people who entertain for 1,000's of people at a time can only ever have an abstract comprehension of their audience, she's not "pretending" to care about you, as is evidenced by her crying her eyes out when she sees expressions of love and happiness from her fans, but to think she can care about each and every one of us on a personal level is stupid, nobody can do that for their fans
>Pay for her overpriced merch, watch her shill streams, and send her money
gura has said on multiple occasions nobody should feel like they need to send money or buy her merch and that just watching her is "all the support i could ever ask for" so if you feel compelled to buy merch you think is overpriced, thats your issue
>But don't you DARE start to think of her as anything more than a detached entertainer you fucking CREEP.'
you can think of her as anything you like, waifu, friend, little sister etc., it's up to you, but the problem comes when you take that fantasy and try to interact with her as if it's reality, sending inappropriate SC's, making fuck-dolls and posting nasty sexual shit she's likely to see, that's when you get called a creep, cause at the end of the day this isn't a character in an anime, it's a real girl who actually has to see what a sick, deluded portion of the fanbase think and do to her image

>> No.15098234

Gura would definitely like it but I can see her turning it down for that reason

>> No.15098238

>seriously replying to shit bait
Kill yourself

>> No.15098241

why are you seriously replying to bait

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>> No.15098297

i dont think it was intended as bait

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>> No.15098517

stfu you retarded fag

not because you're an idiot for replying to bait, but because you make idiotic statements

by that logic, you're tryna diss and insult gura because she loves all the people who wants to put her in a jar and cum on her

>> No.15098556

There's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to do that. It's trying to show her you doing it that's fucked up and wrong.

>> No.15098643

you are not making any sense at all, you're still tryna spread misinfo about what gura likes/dislikes based on your own schizo delusions

if someone actually does put gura in a jar and cum on her repeatedly, gura is more likely to be interested in seeing that, considering how much she talks about it

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>> No.15098732

I'm not going to argue based on fetishized fantasies which we have no way of knowing are true or not. The fact is that even if she does want to see that, she can figure out where to go looking for it. Here, for instance. Sending it to her publicly is still a problem for her even if she 100% wants to see it so just don't fucking do it.

>> No.15098787

You're making it more likely it gets tweeted at her by making such a big deal out of it.

>> No.15098842

it's not about her liking it, it's that YOU are projecting your likes and dislikes to her, speak for yourself

if people want to do the deed, then they can do that all they fuckin like

if someone was speaking on my behalf, and they are making bullshit statements about me, i would be pretty pissed, i imagine gura would be as well

have some self awareness

>> No.15099004

Chumbros... Gura is getting cucked by Laplus

>> No.15099006

>if someone was speaking on my behalf, and they are making bullshit statements about me
Yeah the Amogus streams really triggered her hard kek. I hope she does more of that, I just wanna see some angy gooruh..

>> No.15099080

Gawr needs more screen time.

>> No.15099124

is there a list of words youtube doesn't let show up in chat anywhere

>> No.15099195

No, it varies depending on the channel.

>> No.15099216

idk why you’re catching hate for this

>> No.15099256

Mucho texto.
Faggots like him deserve to be impaled.

>> No.15099341

Replying to obvious bait, being hypocritical and calling people creeps (lacking self-awareness) reeks of Reddit.

>> No.15099350

Another day off for Guwa. "Yeah, I'll be streaming all week." Another bold face lie.

>> No.15099355

I'm honestly not trying to make a big deal about it. It's not the end of the world, it's just messed up. But yeah sometimes just saying to act decently will cause someone to want to do the opposite to spite you. At that point though you already care more about pissing off some random anon than you do about Gura, so there's not much reasoning with that, and there will always be people who want to stir shit and get attention for no reason.
I literally just said I'm making no claim about whether she likes it or not.

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>> No.15099383

Gotta wait at least 2 more hours before this bait will gain traction

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>> No.15099482

I'm die.

>> No.15099488
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The person behind these posts:

>> No.15099551

fuck you forever

>> No.15099553

>"Yeah, I'll be streaming all week."
She also claimed multiple stream days and a members Christmas karaoke last month. I won't be surprised if none of that happens. Instead we just get low effort collabs. Gura wants to be seen as hard-worker without actually working hard.

>> No.15099558

haha this made me spit out my drink. take my upvote please

>> No.15099561

This, it's not that deep. Faggots writing paragraphs are stupid.
She loves us or she doesn't, simple as.

>> No.15099580

Multiple stream days already happened tho.

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>> No.15099593

so /qa/

>> No.15099643

She was specifically talking about the upcoming schedule that she has still not posted.

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twice even, I've been getting some good shark doses lately

>> No.15099668

samefag alert

>> No.15099695

>last month
>upcoming schedule
Getting lost in your own bait now?

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This is for all of you

>> No.15099730

Yes, I would use shark mascot as an onahole.

>> No.15099768

>durr creepy
>hurr it's wrong
Shut the fuck up faglord
Go suck some nigger cocks
Let Gura do whatever she wants

>> No.15099773

You said this yesterday though?

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>> No.15099804

i like watching gawr gura.

>> No.15099815

She was talking about the upcoming schedule a couple days ago. Last month she talked about wanting to do Christmas karaoke as member's stream after she received a SC asking if she planned to do another public one this year.

>> No.15099822

I like masturbating to Gawr Gura

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>> No.15099854

So what did Gura mean by saying she had a finished schedule and she would post it soon???
Clearly this is code for something.

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anyone have a cookie??

>> No.15099866

She meant that management needs to get off their asses and approve it for her

>> No.15099877

Sex. With me.

>> No.15099880

Code for sex yeah

>> No.15099881

you guys are so fucking needy. get a hobby or something

>> No.15099909

you first

>> No.15099933

I have multiple I just love Gura a lot more than you.

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she said she had to confirm something, I guess perms or collab related. The hold up could be on the others end, or shork forgot, is busy, or is just plain lazy. Who knows?

>> No.15099936

i do, thanks for asking though

>> No.15099972

Her calling us her perfect storm made me believe that despite being a bunch of cunny lovers, she loves us all.
I'm for a timetag, but it was recent.

>> No.15099975

Why are you so against holding Gura to her word? I don't appreciate her lying and neither should you.

>> No.15099978

By the time she posts it it will be out of date.

>> No.15100000

if you guys ever managed to get a girl (doubt) and acted this needy, she would dump your ass immediately

>> No.15100004

people who complain on /ggg/ about Gura not posting a schedule do it because they care about Gura
people who complain on /ggg/ about people who complain about Gura do it because they care about /ggg/
tell me who is more pathetic in this situation?

>> No.15100013

Goop goop doko

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well for starters you're jumping the gun just for a chance to be a drama queen

>> No.15100040

>complain about gura
>care about gura
i cant believe you faggots actually believe this

>> No.15100047

bros before hos

>> No.15100060

>people who complain on /ggg/ about Gura not posting a schedule do it because they care about getting (You)s
>people who complain on /ggg/ about people who complain about Gura do it because they care about getting (You)s
Both of them

>> No.15100069

Probably lol. I understand it's frustrating for those with busy schedules. I work from home and don't really do much outside so it really doesn't matter much to me, but I get why some would get annoyed.

>> No.15100079

also in the Here Comes Niko stream, she's made fun of them multiple times

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>> No.15100102

oh well let me rephrase, not "care" but "obsessed with" was the idea

>> No.15100107

whoa nice feet

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It means this will be her last week streaming BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO DIE

>> No.15100125

I don't think even cunny could get Gura to watch a show about Shogi

>> No.15100166

I think it was either her outfit reveal or one the last 2 member karaoke streams.
Any of those three, i will watch those back to back just to find a timespamp.

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>> No.15100195

Constant bonebros streams from then on LET’S GOOOOO

>> No.15100220

She shouldn't say she's going to do shit then not do it. That's not being needy, that's holding her accountable for being a piece of shit..

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>> No.15100254

how many times should i swing gura around in a circle before I start squeezing her?

>> No.15100261

My last girlfriend dumped me for the opposite reason actually, she felt like I didn't show enough love towards her.

>> No.15100268

>for being a piece of shit
if you don't like her just leave...

>> No.15100274

She's holding my dick hostage in your mothers basement

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If Gura doesn't post her schedule or stream today this place is going to have another meltdown like the week before, isn't it.. and we already know there won't be any communication from Gura if she does neither of those things

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anon, the day is still young chill the fuck out

>> No.15100293

Don't call my cute wife a piece of shit.

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I don't even know jackshit about shogi and I enjoyed the anime because of lolis
If the anime didn't have lolis or a cute artstyle I wouldn't have any interest at all

>> No.15100348


The level of dependency on a fake anime shark-girl is really pathetic

>> No.15100378

why come here if there's no schedule or stream

>> No.15100385

>on a fake anime shark-girl
is that all you think of her as? that's all she is to you?

>> No.15100388

lol, you went off the rails quick you pathetic aspie fuck.

>> No.15100393

/vt/ is his oshi, he just wants (You)s

>> No.15100408

to bitch about there not being a schedule or streams, why else?

>> No.15100475

>schedule soon
>streams every day this week
you appreciate Gura lying to you? I honestly don't understand what you get out of defending her.

>> No.15100477

No, that's reality. A lot of you have lost sight of that. Doesn't mean the person portraying that isn't talented and entertaining.

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>> No.15100512

Not defending her, its just that my life doesn't hang on her schedule, so I don't give a shit.

>> No.15100522

I think you need to go back. To most people here she's a lot more than a "fake anime shark-girl".

>> No.15100550

Is cunny not banned from chat

>> No.15100560

If that is true, then I feel bad for them. It can't be healthy to confuse make-believe and reality like that.

>> No.15100572

I don't really either, but it looks really bad on you as a person to repeatedly go against your own word. Gura has a bad habit of that

>> No.15100597

t. Someone who has never interacted with a woman.

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>> No.15100614

>says Gura's sweetness can't be replicated
>says Mumei sounds identical to Gura
this is why i fucking hate mori, she's so fake and two-faced

>> No.15100639

>It can't be healthy to confuse make-believe and reality like that
What part in your brain is make-believe and what part is reality?

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>> No.15100678

i dont confuse make believe and reality anon, but because reality fucking sucks, the happiness and joy i find in Gura is very real to me

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>> No.15100694

that isn't gawr gura, it doesnt even really look like her?

>> No.15100699

Just watched the new Matrix movie, huh? What a stupid fucking argument. Do you know what schizophrenia is? You're acting like you have it.

>> No.15100704

You sound like a doormat to your GF. I bet she could convince you to video tape her getting fucked by a nigger

>> No.15100714

there are 53 matches for "cunny" (case insensitive) in the chat logs from december alone.

>> No.15100716

her eyes are so pretty

>> No.15100739

You didn't answer my question.. I'm asking what part of Gura is "make-believe" in your mind

>> No.15100747

most likely people misspelling funny, as the C is just below F on the keyboard

>> No.15100774

You people who think all vtubers are fake and just "anime girls" are the fucking worst
Don't you realize that just because it's an anime appearance doesn't mean the vtuber can't be a real person? Can't you appreciate vtubers at a deeper level than "lol funny anime girl"

>> No.15100777

>You didn't answer my question.. I'm asking what part of Gura is "make-believe" in your mind
uhhh her entire freaking personality and appearence?

>> No.15100795

i don't believe so, considering the amount of :loudly_crying_face: that accompanies many of them and the names that i recognize as being from here.

>> No.15100820

nigger, you're irony poisoned. go back to watching trashtaste

>> No.15100825

they are anime girls, but if the VA's for the anime girls constantly tried to stay in character in every interaction

>> No.15100834

Ah, so you're a retard who doesn't even watch her. Fuck out of here

>> No.15100851

what does this have to do with TT?

>> No.15100863

you guys are some serious faggots damn

>> No.15100882

i watch her i'm just not some deluded idiot, i know shes an actor doing a role with a fake avatar, doesnt mean i dont like that fake character but i dont think its real??

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>> No.15100917

stfu, /ggg/ is the best vtuber community there is

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Sometimes I pull up this image and just look into her eyes

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Remider who are you replying to

>> No.15101004

>cunny rrat
What did they mean by this?

>> No.15101021

Someone make a soundpost out of that.

>> No.15101057

Can't stand her Pokémon streams

>> No.15101069

what happened to those mods

>> No.15101104

>constantly tried to stay in character in every interaction
We're talking about Gura here, she's lazy as fuck and just acts like a generic Twitch egirl 99% of the time nowadays aside from the occasional SC bait. Playing a character is way too much work for someone that can't even be bothered to make a schedule.

>> No.15101141

>its all merely an act xD
Nahh, you're a retard, probably a clip watcher too.
We've seen Gura when she's sad and crying, when she's tired / exhausted (like 90% of streams in the past couple of months), happy and in a good mood, etc.
What exactly in your point-of-view are you seeing as acting? She's a streamer, not an actor. She filters herself in terms of how much she swears, but that's not acting.
And everyone wears a different "mask" or acts a certain way depending on the scenario, for example you're not going to act the same way at home alone playing games as you are when you're with extended family.

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>> No.15101171

I like to troll and bait on rare occasion in various threads but holy shit.

>> No.15101178

Gotta love how people false flag opinions they don't agree with to try and make them less valid

>> No.15101211

How can anyone be mad at this

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is there a soundpost of this yet

>> No.15101301

how the fuck did you niggers manage to already have a schizo meltdown before she even had a day off

>> No.15101322

premature ejaculation

>> No.15101334

mental illness is a hell of a drug

>> No.15101348

Because it's the same 1 or 2 people that bait and samefag all the time here.

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>> No.15101358

there, now shut the fuck up

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Schedule schizos BTFO

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>> No.15101388

doubters should kneel

>> No.15101389

schizobros... not like this

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>> No.15101400

>a day off
>"I'm going to be streaming every day this week"
That would make her even more of a liar than she already is.

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>> No.15101406

>3 tbas
Schizos gonna milk those for all they're worth.
Calling it now.

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>> No.15101420

Oh no no no

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>> No.15101431

That's twice in a row you've been BTFO'd now. I assume you'll keep doing this every day?

>> No.15101444

and rope themselves

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>> No.15101464

Gura, please take care of your dumb ass self.

>> No.15101466

>not a single double stream day like she said there would be
>THREE break days
You can't make this shit up

>> No.15101470

I only watch Ina and Gura because they don't have stupid titty physics, I actually really like Kronii's personality but the stupid balloon tits just annoy me too much. I'm not even asking for lolis, they are cute and all but I'm not, like, attracted to them, I just want a normal-looking Holo where the boobs aren't some kind of primary feature. Imagine if the male vtubers had massive chad bulges in their pants and every time they got on screen their dick bulge would sway around like a sack of dogshit in the wind, it would just be ridiculous, and yet all bar 2 HoloEn members have comically large tits? Why?

>> No.15101471

Got the schedules but TBA because someone is holding her up. So, I guess no double streams or finishing up some games before the year ends it seems.

>> No.15101472

ESLchama it's "bald-faced"

>> No.15101476

haha faggots
>gift wrapping and chat for members
>Shrimp shrine
All me.

>> No.15101484

well there's a good chance at least 1 of those isn't going to happen

>> No.15101493

Damn, no GTA V... Why does Gura get bored of games so easily...?

>> No.15101503

See? Already started.

>> No.15101512

that was fast>>15101466

>> No.15101527

Make your bets, I bet for Minecraft moved to a tba day.

>> No.15101536

i am going fast enough that i should be caught up with the karaoke mega by christmas unless i am beset by yet another crisis.

>> No.15101550

its christmas week.. GTA doesn't make sense

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>We hivemind poster

>> No.15101595

Let's start this now! Gifts for who? I wonder...

>> No.15101610

Kneel you baiting faggot

>> No.15101627

You post that because you know full well how often she flakes out on scheduled TBAs. Including straight up ghosting those days. I still laugh about the acronym that one schizo SCer came up with for it too. Maybe that's why she changed from labeling them TBD to TBA?

>> No.15101629

Yeah, me.

>> No.15101637

>karaoke on the 25th for burgerbros.
Later fags, i have a date with gura.

>> No.15101640

>everything on hte schedule is good


>> No.15101643

Based, I appreciate your work.

>> No.15101660

tba means to bone Ame

>> No.15101671

>christmas karaoke
damn.. gunna have to miss it. At least it's public and not member's only

>> No.15101682

"multiple double streams days"
Glad we have a schedule though I don't really care about double streams.

>> No.15101686

Thanks for your work

>> No.15101695

Gura accidentally wrote tba instead of cba

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>> No.15101722

why? i dont like either of them, especially not kiara

>> No.15101729

>Watch Kiara

>> No.15101748

let me stop you right there, anon

>> No.15101755

Gura likes to do double stream days as guerillas, there's still a chance she'll do one if she's feeling up to it.

>> No.15101756

holy kek go back>>15101617

>> No.15101768

in case you haven't noticed, Gura's idea of a "double stream day" is random guerilla minecraft after a scheduled stream

>> No.15101776

thank you but you guys don't need to do that

>> No.15101793

>everything on hte schedule is good
Only because the schedule is masking the shitty collabs she's waiting for confirmation on. Also there's always a good chance the MC stream turns into another Council clusterfuck collab.

>> No.15101809

the schedule is half-missing

>> No.15101824

Hey, that's not true. It can also be before a scheduled stream.

>> No.15101843

so, you were saying?

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Ran out of pills

>> No.15101885

Just being honest anon I use your versions to listen to Gura all the time

>> No.15101902

Post the last time she flaked out on a schedule TBA

>> No.15101940

pls let all the tbas just be mario kart autism

>> No.15101950

This is the most Gura schedule imaginable. Late and half finished, just like a homework assignment you'd turn in at school. Sadly that's all we are to her, a shitty obligation that she's forced to go along with while dragging her feet and calling off sick as much as possible.

>> No.15101968

Gura really wants a tummy window doesn't she..

>> No.15101978

I like Minecraft collabs until it turns into not a Gura stream.
I like the interactions and stuff but when I'm watching Gura and the stream isn't about her at all like.... Idk it's just annoying.

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>Gura is streaming on Christmas

>> No.15101996

Looks like the schizos are having a meltdown and already trying to change angles

>> No.15102021

Nothing you said makes the schedule worse, fag.

>> No.15102040

I like when she "pranks" people by shooting them with arrows until they die

>> No.15102067

Never reply to my posts again nigger

>> No.15102149

Has anyone listened to the new cover? How bad is it?

>> No.15102153

The only thing bad about this schedule is that she'll be too lazy to update it when she gets confirmation for the tbas.

>> No.15102158

If Council doesn't ruin the MC stream maybe we can pretend it's a Christmas Eve date.

>> No.15102173

I'm betting on MK one more time, or at least one more time before the collab

>> No.15102208

I like it

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I personally am happy just knowing to expect a stream at the usual time every day.

>> No.15102244

She should collab with Sora, I think they will find a common language there.

>> No.15102257

>SC gun store owner wanted to ‘prank’ his friend. He shot and killed him with a real gun

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>> No.15102288

She wants to mop up our chum...

>> No.15102352

Sounds like a typical 2010s Youtube video.

>> No.15102353

The smells of cum and cleaning products mixing, Gura's favorite cocktail.

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always a treat to see

>> No.15102407

Neither does mario kart

>> No.15102428

She's only taken 2 days off since the 11th and this schedule is 7 days straight of streams, with all four not tba being good streams. here's your (you) now fuck off.

>> No.15102437

she will play only the snow maps

>> No.15102459

tournament arc bro

>> No.15102477

>Gura releases a schedule
>antis now saying "tbas don't count"
Pretty sad spending all that time being upset

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>shrimp shrine
what will that be about?

>> No.15102524

She's making a shrine for me specifically

>> No.15102546

>good streams
A "chatting" stream, block game and yet more karaoke, as well as a MK competiton she's going to lose badly in, are what you consider "good"?

>> No.15102564

thats so scary what if she falled off

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>> No.15102577

I hope Gura sings I’ll Be Home For Christmas in the karaoke stream and starts crying at the 'If only in my dreams' part. That would be so delicious to hear and fantastic for SCs which unarchived streams now have turned on.

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>> No.15102590

You really should stop listening to the voices in your head buddy

>> No.15102593

baitchama, this is sad... just take the L.

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>> No.15102627

Same fags

>> No.15102628

No, it's very good

>> No.15102666

I'm not happy about karaoke, it's going to be Christmas shit. I would prefer anything else to that.

>> No.15102672

how would gura react to me peeing inside of her

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>> No.15102695

She'd pee inside of you as revenge

>> No.15102706

>TBAs don't count
>collabs don't count
>minecraft doesn't count, she won't complete a project
>one-offs don't count, she'll never go back to it
>series don't count, she hates the game and feels forced to play it
>karaokes don't count, she won't pick music I like
>chatting streams don't count, it's the laziest form of content
>game streams don't count, she won't even interact with us

>> No.15102711

>complaining about karaoke
mask fucking off

>> No.15102723

Arousal. She'd also pee back.

>> No.15102750

Lol your all so easy to please

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of course you wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of Our Savior satan, but personally I want more christmas carols rather than pop

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>> No.15102813

>series don't count, she hates the game and feels forced to play it
>game streams don't count, she won't even interact with us
Take these two away and it makes sense, and add shill streams to the ones what don't count

>> No.15102824

how dare you

>> No.15102842

ESL how??

>> No.15102846

Gura didn't label the karaoke 'Christmas Karaoke' or use the word Christmas anywhere in the schedule. Bros, don't tell me she's one of them...

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>> No.15102885

My criteria: Gura is on the screen and talking = it counts.

>> No.15102889

t. doesn't watch streams

>> No.15102908

My criteria: Gura cute.

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you can't even speak English

>> No.15102924

No body fucking cares bro...

>> No.15102971

The same boring shit you've seen from 1000 minecraft streams

>> No.15102974

You bait but shill streams unironically should not count, it's literally her selling out what would have been a normal stream to some corporation to sell their mental poison (gacha aka gambling).

>> No.15102980

I'm born in the USA and got a degree, probably speak English more than you

>> No.15103008

>Nobody cares, bro.
You WILL learn proper English.

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>> No.15103013

This, I think it's pretty low to shill gambling too, of all things...

>> No.15103032

There are so many way more interesting games to play than kiddie games ffs

>> No.15103036

Them who? Her and Mori were laughing their asses off at the jewish dancing just last night

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>> No.15103082

she knows about the 12 days of christmas but when the 8 days of hanukkah came up she was like a deer in the headlights. she also mocked the voices of the older couple in the film last night just before speculating that they ate a lot of ham sandwiches. you figure it out.

>> No.15103083

Don't care, give me more Gura UOHing at cunny.

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she literally said christmas non stop while watching a hanukkah movie

>> No.15103103

The cookie one is actually kind of fucked considering how blatantly it appeals to literal children.

>> No.15103114

hey fuck you buddy, mario kart is a game of deep strategy and nuance

>> No.15103122

What does the ham thing mean? I don't get it.

>> No.15103146

anon they don't eat pork. even a non-observant one would know about that.

>> No.15103161

Jews don't eat pork during Hanukkah

>> No.15103183

Fuckoff literally nobody care you fucking faggot

>> No.15103212

>Jews don't eat pork during Hanukkah
or, in fact, ever

>> No.15103230

i thought that was muslims

>> No.15103268

it also applies to muslims, they are both abrahamic religions, read a fucking book anon

>> No.15103277

*Fuck off
there's nothing stopping you from proofreading your posts ESLchama

>> No.15103280

Ah, right. Guess it varies how ardently they follow their religion. Personally I'll never understand your beliefs determining what you eat, drink, wear, etc.

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