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A thread for the discussion of the Schedule Slayer, herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.14762260 [DELETED] 

There’s nothing to discuss. Do something with your lives.

>> No.14762363

>>14762241
Why is she still doing her English lessons when most of her fanbase is western?

>> No.14762387

Calliope Mori, I love her

>> No.14762390
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*Ahem* I LOVE MORI

>> No.14762432

>>14762363
Its a date with the red-superchat JP viewers.

>> No.14762495
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I hope Fauna comes to tea

>> No.14762662
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>>14762495
I just hope someone comes to tea.

>> No.14762733
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14762733

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.14762760

>>14762662
I'm feeling rather optimistic about it after the flood of JP responses she got today

>> No.14762774

>>14762241
a lot of jpbros and jp holomems admit that mori's streams are one of the easier ones to follow. she's catering to that notion, obviously, so everyone's happy.

>> No.14762793

>>14762733
No need to spam this shit in both threads.

>> No.14762967
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>>14762662
You've just got to have faith deadbro

>> No.14763382
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>>14762793
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.14763388

>>14762774
Source?

>> No.14763637

>>14762432
Okay, but wouldn’t she just earn more with her western fans?

>> No.14763904 [DELETED] 

Other thread is on the verge of schizophrenic posting, how will her upcoming stream be like?

>> No.14763999

Other thread is on the verge of schizophrenic posting, how will her upcoming stream be like? I feel like it would go poorly.

>> No.14764114

Did you just self-delete to make your post worse?

>> No.14764188

>>14764114
Wanted to chime in my opinion that I forgot to add. Why make two post when it could just be one?

>> No.14764210
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What will Mori teach to our nip friends this time?

>> No.14764297
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14764297

>make garbage post in one-thread
>shitpost about it in the other thread
This is advanced metaposting

>> No.14764395

>>14764210
Nothing. They’re just going to talk like friends and nothing will be taught.

>> No.14764446

>>14764297
its not even a new tactic at this point

>> No.14764448

>>14762363
>>14762432
>>14762793
>>14763388
>>14763637
>>14763999

>> No.14764589

>>14764297
Other thread is pretty garbage, don't know why commenting on it is wrong for some reason.

>> No.14764742

>>14762662
Mumei's already confirmed I think? I'd be nice to see them talk about musicals? Any other EN into musicals? I know watson sang that one Wicked song during her unarchived karaoke

>> No.14764848

>>14764742
>Mumei's already confirmed I think?
You got a timestamp?

>> No.14764966

>>14764742
Mumei speaks English though

>> No.14764970

>>14764848
NTA but I think it might have been in her last unarchived karaoke

>> No.14765160

>>14764970
So there’s no streamble link or whatever it’s called?

>> No.14765233

>>14764966
The teatime stream is an english zatsu, not an eikaiwa. Why are you still here tourist? Lurking for more screencaps to make a crappy low effort bait thread out of?

>> No.14765309

>>14765160
Nigga lurk more. Nobody's clipping that. Download the karaoke and look for it yourself yourself faggot

>> No.14765569

>>14764966
As do other Hololive jp members.

>> No.14765589
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>>14765569

>> No.14765598

>>14765569
Miko... your self-delusion reps...

>> No.14765644
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>>14765589
was Luna on that list of HoloJP members that responded to the call?

>> No.14765922

>>14765644
Not him, but not that I know of.

>> No.14766245

>>14765598
Now that’s an experience I want to see. Miko trying to talk in English with full of confidence.

>> No.14766400

>>14764210
Sex Ed with me as the teaching partner

>> No.14766564
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>ketchup on sushi

Someone needs to have a talk with Ms. Calliope

>> No.14766649

>>14766564
I'd eat anything she makes without hesitation.

>> No.14766757

>>14766564
There are hotdogs hidden in that

>> No.14766794

>>14766564
>>14766649
>>14766757
Stop, I'm starving to death, and you're making it difficult.

>> No.14766819

>>14766564
Spam musubi....

>> No.14766861
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>>14766794
>tfw no burger stream
Mmm. Looks so good...

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>>14766794

>> No.14767023

>>14766942
>t starvation anon
I might... actually get a burger seeing this pic. Fuck.

>> No.14767071

>>14766564
is this really hers?

>> No.14767097
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>>14767023
>starvation anon was actually The Architect all along, he was just saving all his food for his dream Mori

>> No.14767143

Deadbeats I don't feel so good...

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>>14767097
Sh-should I cheer him on now?!

>> No.14767402

Mori...why....

>> No.14767576

>>14767143
>>14767402
What are you whining about?

>> No.14767641
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Date streams making a comeback?

>> No.14767654

>>14767576
M*le

>> No.14767687

Hey deadbeats
What's the point of Mori living in Japan?

I ask this because I feel weird thinking of leaving my country and start an new like in another one...

>> No.14767701

>>14767641
Only if English isn't your first language

>> No.14767717

>>14767641
If she says, "すき," during the stream (not in English), then I will go get one burger. I will be watching intently.

>> No.14767808

>>14767576
Mori followed some niji on twitter and retards are blowing their load trying to get (You)s, don't worry about it.

>> No.14767825

Is it true deadbros..?

>> No.14767845

>>14767808
Oh, it's a nothing-burger.

>> No.14767872

I thought she had changed...

>> No.14767917

>>14767872
She did. Now she has sex with me regularly and stop calling sex "yucky."

>> No.14767918
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oh no, holos following a niji male
what a fucking catastrophe

>> No.14768000

>>14767918
But Subaru is a girl?

>> No.14768020

>>14765644
No, atleast not yet, there was a point where luna was doing english streams very consistently last year so I'm hopeful.

>> No.14768046

>watching Mori's date stream
>''damn deadbeats that Vox dude sure has a nice voice, very seductive''
>*closes stream*

>> No.14768092

I tried.. I really did.. Goodbye, Calliope Mori..

>> No.14768121

>>14768046
I dig it.

>> No.14768150
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>>14768092
>>14768046
>tfw last viewer left gets invited to live with her in Japan

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Man they're sure are going at it huh

>> No.14768156
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14768156

Pro-tip for pro deadbeats: you know the rules, and so do I

>> No.14768199

I'm out. I tried to give Mori the benefit of the doubt as much as I could but she just doesn't get it. She'd unironically be happier in vshojo

>> No.14768234

>>14768199
>>14767918

>> No.14768265

Speaking of twitter, Mori apparently follows gundo on twitter, that's so random. Wonder if she saw one of her lesbo clips

>> No.14768288

TIE HER TO ST. ANDREW'S CROSS AND WHIP THE IMPURE SLUT UNTIL WE--ahem--UNTIL SHE LEARNS THE ERROR OF HER WAYS!!!

>> No.14768379

>>14762662
Gura, Bae and Kronii will be overlapping with Mori
She won't be crying alone in the VC but don't expect more than 2 or 3 guests

12/19 JST

Gura
>10:00 (Meme review)
Bae
>11:00 (Watchalong)
Mori's tea party
>12:00
Kronii
>13:00 (Hollow Night)

>> No.14768385

I feel sorry for you guys...

>> No.14768422

AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

>> No.14768424
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>>14767143
>>14767402
>>14767654
>>14767825
>>14767872
>>14768092
Schizos? SPEAK UP FUCKBOYS, say it I dare you I DOUBLE DARE YOU

>> No.14768559

>>14768379
Doubt the meme review would go for more than two hours. Mumei already said she's joining in too. I think this one would be an open invitation instead of just opening up the vc as the stream starts

>> No.14768616
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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471463389625188358 (embed)

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1471465716801216520 (embed)
https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1471468150160244739 (embed)
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1471464921506656258 (embed)
https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1471463793943539715 (embed)
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1471535753520115712 (embed)
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1471535055411748864 (embed)
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1471502760411811841 (embed)
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1471649815981604864 (embed)
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1471583715960963072 (embed)
&Lui!

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471650470213353473 (embed)
Class is now in session.

>> No.14768687

>>14768616
Anon... your copy paste reps

>> No.14768733
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>>14768687
Can't have shit in /morig/

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14768742

>>14768616
>Class is now in session.

>> No.14768845

>>14768424
They won't, it's fake

>> No.14768883
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>>14768742

>> No.14769050

Bros, why are you so insecure? She won't fuck any of us.
At this point, sometimes I think she's asexual.

>> No.14769111

>le doxxfag bait

>> No.14769125
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>>14769050
>She won't fuck any of us.

>I masochistic actually.
>Whatever that means.
>YES, whatever that means.

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>bros

>> No.14769478

ded beats
ded luv
ded thred

>> No.14769508
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>>14769478
Not gonna lie, I went to take a nap.

>> No.14769578

>>14769508
I was lonely anon.

>> No.14769622
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>>14769578
But you had all these Discord invaders to keep you company! Did you really need me to post Mori Love?

>> No.14769758

>>14769622
Nene Amano just hearted my comment. Mori has never done that for me. :(

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>>14769758
Who? Oh man, getting sleepy again. Sorry anon, you got the thread while I'm away, right? Thanks.

>> No.14770043

I'm not going to lie, calli is surprisingly powerful and cute to make this many people go crazy over a follow back in twitter

>> No.14770109

I have a theory: most of the cuckposting comes from jealous femanons who can't stop reeeeing on Twitter or other social media because they think they should have all the accolades that Mori and co are enjoying

>> No.14770112

>>14769758
You're not that nene schizo who screenshots his superchats and posts it on twitter right?

>> No.14770129

>>14770043
No one's gone crazy. This is the lowest effort bait in the book.

>> No.14770199

>>14770109
>I have a theory that most catty, bitchy dramafaggotry comes from women
Thanks for the theory, professor.

>> No.14770238

>>14770109
I believe this rrat. I looked through twitter around the time normies got ahold of the girls' "doxx" and the comments ragging on them especially mori were made by people with she/her in their bios

>> No.14770270

>>14770238
Those aren't women....

>> No.14770320

>>14770270
I mean most of them had anime avatars so who could really tell. Didn't have any trans shit though, only the she/her pronouns

>> No.14770625

YFU got to collab with Timbaland holy shit
https://mobile.twitter.com/kawaiiclubmusic/status/1471647579071029251
Too bad Mori doesn't seem to be that interested in working with western producers or even make a western style track, I'd kill for a track by madlib

>> No.14770788

>>14770112
I'm an eternal greyname.

>> No.14770819

>>14770788
Just lift yourself out of poverty my man

>> No.14770879

>>14770819
Can't. Divorced, two children, child support plus their insurance amounts to 85% of what I make, and they won't fix it.

>> No.14770936

>>14770625
>YFU
who
>Timbaland
who

who???

>> No.14770944

>>14770625
Doubt anyone here know who timbaland is let alone madlib. BGV did release this one song that's kinda western like
https://youtu.be/owS6j16vB1M

>> No.14770949

>>14770879
Man, sorry to hear that
I hope you can get over all of that shit soon

>> No.14770987

>>14770944
Ahahahaha called it >>14770936

>> No.14771073

Imagine being a cuckbeat

>> No.14771385

>>14770936
Yfu is another vtuber that raps. Her songs are pretty good, here's one of them
https://youtu.be/0NPgueDF64o

>> No.14771530
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>>14766942
That's my girl

>> No.14771596

>>14770936
Timbaland's one of the biggest producers in the world

>> No.14771629

>>14770238
>>14770109
Here's an addition to this theory. Since this is the start of an all-male EN group from a major player in the vtuber space, These are also thirsty Nijiniggers, hungry for "le hololive comeuppance"

>> No.14771948

>>14771530
Cope architect. She only eats two times a day within an 8 hour time frame and does her cardio. Her dinner yesterday was strawberries

>> No.14772021

https://twitter.com/y_k_sme/status/1471701877087936514

>> No.14772028

>>14770625
madlib would not like this shit at all

>> No.14772087

>>14771629
They always set themselves up for disappointment in the end everytime they do this just like the last NijiEN debut.

>> No.14772156

>>14772028
Why not? Heck I'd never thought timbaland would collab with a vtuber either but that happened. I do agree though that western rap kinda clashes with japans quirky rap, it'd be as if madlib made a track for a pokemon cypher.
But who knows, taku turned out to be a holofag, who's to say there aren't any western producers like that

>> No.14772260

>>14772021
I agree, but I don't understand.

>> No.14772286

>>14772260
probably in relation to the holoALT merch which has a mori art on it

>> No.14772289

I'm having a few drinks. how drunk do you think i need to get to channel mori's power?

>> No.14772339

>>14772021
God she seems cute. Can't wait for the marika collab.

>> No.14772354
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Mori Love!!!

>> No.14772385

>>14772289
You will never match her power. She downed an entire bottle during the scarface watchalong and she still seemed alot more sober than I am after a couple shots of sojju

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>> No.14772513

>>14772385
You're not my sister whose pets I watched this weekend r-right?

>> No.14772518

>>14772385
I dont think I wanna match her. I just wanna get so fucked up that I start seeing her

or just drown out my feelings, whichever comes first

>> No.14772544

>>14772443
I'm glad Mr. Koro is doing ok, though her future prospects are kinda worrisome

>> No.14772678

>>14772156
madlib didn't start using the internet until last year. guys like him and alc don't even have internet in the studio. and look at the people he collabs with and the shit he likes. griselda, freddie gibbs, dj harrison, dilla, azymuth, pink siifu. fucking pink siifu, no way he would like any of this shit
timbaland actually has a smartphone, and that's more than you can say for madlib

>> No.14772878

>>14772513
Don't underestimate sojju man, or korean makgeolli. They're easier to drink but holy hell, they can really get you fucked up

>> No.14772974

I miss Mori… 8 and a half more hours, bros.

>> No.14773117

>>14772678
You're right. I just like his beats, wish there was a japanese producer like him mori could work with. Though I do feel like her voice wouldn't really fit well with those kind of tracks

>> No.14773161

>>14770949
That's not going to happen, unfortunately.

>> No.14773312

>>14770625
>Timbaland collabing with an anime girl
Wild, If you told me this would happen in the 2000s I'd call you a schizo

>> No.14773604

[Sad News]

Mori had to reschedule her Date Stream due to an irl date with me (Her Wife)

>> No.14773637

>>14773604
Gura, you need to take your meds... it's (Me) she's married to.

>> No.14773659

>>14773604
Lui...

>> No.14773895

What happens if luci doesnt take her meds?

>> No.14773923

>>14773895
she stops being half angel and goes full menhera again

>> No.14773976
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>>14773895
this >>14773923 and she has trouble sleeping

>> No.14774009

Someone (female) pretend to be Mori and be my gf.

>> No.14774023

>>14774009
No
:}

>> No.14774057

>>14774023
>t mori
Then will you be my actual (female) gf Mori?

>> No.14774467

>>14774023
Woah… Just like the real thing.

>> No.14774680
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14774680

Now, we all love Mori. But can I get some thoughts on Calli?

>> No.14774710

>>14774680
Never met her.

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Starvation Marathon
UPDATE: PANIC! Oh nyo, I'm at a cooking stream now. All I can fantasize about is Mori cooking me food and feeding me while sitting in my lap. Someone tell me I can pull through it.

>> No.14774897

Filtering the suicidal schizo.

>> No.14774911

>>14774897
honestly he might end up being our version of pekoschizo

>> No.14774955

>>14774911
Look, on the bright side, it's temporary. Either he succeeds, or he doesn't.

>> No.14775002

>>14774955
yeah and >we thought pekoschizo died of overdose and yet he's still alive

>> No.14775059
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14775059

>mori cant be with her friends on christmas because covid
>mori cant be with her family on christmas because covid
at this point all non-vaxxers should just drop dead.

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>>14775002
Just kidding. The LAST POST WAS ME, STARVATION ANON! MWA HA HA HA HA! YOU RESPONDED!

>> No.14775097

>>14775059
>implying it's the unvaxxed forcing people to stay locked up
You are, quite literally, doing it to yourselves.

>> No.14775273

>>14775060
KEK. Personally, I’ll take you over SEASchizo or Incestposter.

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>>14775097
>The only people susceptible to the disease are not the ones spreading it.
What did Anon mean by this?

>> No.14775514

>>14762241
Somebody should replace this list with lewd things.

>> No.14775608

>>14775491
>not susceptible to any longer
>stay locked up anyway
Sounds like a (You) problem.

>> No.14775613

>>14775059
>implying its ever going to end jab or no jab
anon..

>> No.14775682

>>14775273
You know, just because you said that, I'm going to go make a sandwich and EAT IT.

>> No.14775685

>>14775097
>>14775491
>>14775608
>>14775613
i literally dont care.
As a deadbeat it is your duty to do everything in your power so mori can meet with her friends and family. And if your government tells you the only way to stop the pandemic is to kys, you kys.

>> No.14775713

>>14775608
It's customs that are forceing it to protect the unvaxxed people by forbidding entry to the fucking country Anon. If she leaves to see her family or friends the country will forbid her from coming back.

>> No.14775833

i liek mori

>> No.14775842

>>14775713
Then she made up her mind.

>> No.14775977

>>14773117
her flow doesn't work well for anything besides electro swing

>> No.14775993

>>14775713
>It's customs that are forceing it to protect the unvaxxed people
lol no thanks for playing, though

>> No.14776231

>>14775977
EoaL, GUH and YYJ had different flows to her usual. You're biased caused the beats she mostly used have been electro swing esque, denpa or jrap. Besides, your mori only had one electro swing esque song. Different beats different flow, the beats come first

>> No.14776851
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14776851

>>14774680

>> No.14777088

>>14767808
Why is it soo bad if she follow some male vtuber come on

>> No.14777114

>>14777088
BEND HER OVER AND SPANK HER BOTTOM UNTIL SHE CRIES AND NEVER DOES IT AGAIN!

>> No.14777129

>>14777088
her oshi is a male streamer

>> No.14777182
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>>14777088
>not just joining in the fun
Those two threads are probably made deadbeats anyway.

>> No.14777203

>>14777182
It's just a filter, keeping out the normies. Which, of course, I'm okay with.

>> No.14777289

>>14777129
You are wrong there.

I'm her oshi but I'm not a streamer

>> No.14777418

>>14770625
>madlib
unironically less likely than me marrying mori

>> No.14777492
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>>14775685
>ywn pack mori into a guitar case and smuggle her through the border

>> No.14777617
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14777617

[Deadbeat News]
I am now married to Mori.

>> No.14777650

>>14777418
Alright, who then? J Dilla? Blockhead's not that big enough, he might be down

>> No.14777668

>>14777492
>Mori will never pack you in a Christmas present and sneak you into Japan.

>> No.14777672

>>14777617
Yeah, me

>> No.14777687

>>14777672
I know, Mori, I just said that. Go back to working on the eikaiwa stream. I'm taunting the inferior Deadbeats.

>> No.14777699

>>14777668
>Mori will never unpack you over at her place, gleefully say "You're my Christmas present this year" then goes to make you both Folgers coffee

>> No.14777720

>>14777699
>Searching by city light
>You'll never find me
>Running through a cursed night
>"Do you have a death wish?"
>Shut the lid tight, it's complicated
>Could ya not look inside, it's complicated

>> No.14777746

>>14777720
I'm still so fucking mad that she rhymed complicated with complicated. I LOVE Cursed Night, and I can't listen to it often because of the hard cringe in that one line in the chorus.

>> No.14777755
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14777755

>>14777617
wait, but I'm married to Mori

>> No.14777768

>>14777699
>folgers
>not her special jailhouse foxy blend
It's like you don't know her at all

>> No.14777779
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14777779

Don't mean to get political, but I love Mori

>> No.14777785

>>14777746
its not supposed to be a rhyme, its intentional

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>>14777755
>i will never know this feel

>> No.14777800

>>14777785
Well it intentionally fucking sucks.

>> No.14777810

>>14777768
It's a reference to a commercial bro

>>14777746
Kanye rhymes reputation with reputation 4 times in a row though

>> No.14777830 [DELETED] 

>>14777810
Why the fuck do you think I give a shit what some cringe nigger does?

>> No.14777869

>>14777768
>He never saw that commercial

Looks like incestbeat was simply hiding and biding his time for that one

>> No.14777936

>>14777792
sure you will. we're all married to Mori (why do you think she always wears a veil and occasionally dotes on her deadbeats?)

>> No.14777943

>>14777810
>kanye
I miss the old kanye
https://youtu.be/MRD5QMRpoWo

>> No.14777959

>>14777936
No, I really won't.

>> No.14777981

>>14777959
something on your mind bro? Best to get that shit out then let it simmer in.

>> No.14778037

>>14777943
>See, I invented Kanye
LA CREATIVIDAD

>> No.14778039

>>14777981
Well, I mean, I just did.

>> No.14778123

>>14778039
I mean is there anything more on your mind, some self-esteem shit you need to work out?

>> No.14778177

>>14778123
Well, we'd need an entire /schizogeneral/ for that, and besides the memetic shitposting, it goes a little too far.

>> No.14778201

>>14778123
>>14777981
>t mori
SHE'S HERE
FOR REAL THIS TIME

>> No.14778204

>>14778177
>we'd need an entire /schizogeneral/ for that
Aren't we in one?

>> No.14778245

>>14778204
No. Yes. Maybe?
Could you repeat the question?

>> No.14778252

>>14778201
{:

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>>14777792
Fuck off

>> No.14778345

>>14778177
there's always light and the end of the tunnel dead beat. with a little effort and know-how (I feel that's the hard part) anyone can work through anything

>>14778201
And nah, sorry to say. I'm just trying to be supportive and look out for my fellow Deadbeats

>> No.14778378

>>14778345
>dead beat
See you fucked up, >we don't use spaces like (She) does

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>>14778284
Sorry.

>> No.14778434
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>>14778378
NONO WAIT, that was just a typo! don't get the wrong idea here!

>> No.14778461

>>14778345
We're on to you, Mori.

>> No.14778543

>>14778434
I just want you to know that I love you and if I saw you in real life I would come up to you and tell you and then run away because I'm scared of how you would react.

>> No.14778553
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14778553

BOOTY
STANK

>> No.14778569

>>14778553
>mori will never sit on your lap

>> No.14778583

>>14778569
>oisho~

>> No.14778594

>>14778543
if you met me in real life you'd be disappointed because I'm
A-not Mori
and B-a dude.

>> No.14778611

>>14778594
What a Mori-like denial. lmao Nice try.

>> No.14778634

does Mori have an internal monologue?

>> No.14778683

>>14778634
Good question, let's ask her on my date with her.

>> No.14778696

>>14778634
She is musically and visually creative, of course she does.

>> No.14778699

>>14778683
Also ask her if she can rotate cubes in all directions in her mind

>> No.14778718
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>>14778611

>> No.14778730

No I'm not

>> No.14778733

>>14778699
I'm rotating 9 multicolored cuves in my head right now, anon. Can you say the same?

>> No.14778751

>>14778718
>>14778730
e x p o s e d

>> No.14778763

>>14778683
Your date i think you mean mine

>> No.14778772

>>14778733
I can rotate an unspecified big number of cubes, their colors are more ephemeral than any specific one.
man now that I think about it my imagination is incredibly average

>> No.14778779

>>14778733
Well, I'm jerking off in my head but I'm not hard physically. Checkmate.

>> No.14778802

>>14778763
I meant what I said, imposter me.

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>>14778751
not this time bro

>>14778730
I pass this on to you! Good luck Deadbeat

>> No.14778857

>>14778823
>tries photoshopping a (You) and erasing the original
>gets the wrong one so he debunks herself
lmao nice try Mori

>> No.14778866

>>14778583
Fuck.

>> No.14778881

>>14778823
I really didn't believe she was here until this desperate and failed post, lmao.
Mori you dumb dork.

>> No.14778883

>>14778857
they're 31 seconds apart, anon

>> No.14778904

>>14778883
Yes, now pay attention to which one is labelled as (You).

>> No.14778938
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ATTENTION: Calliope Mori is, in fact, /here/, and she is shitposting as we speak. I know because I'm watching her from over her shoulder. She's also a dirty phoneposter. Don't worry, I will discipline her with my cock.

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>>14778857
>he debunks herself

>> No.14778972

>>14778955
Quiet Dad.

>> No.14779011
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>>14778857
>>14778881
>>14778938
goddamn it no! I'm just a supportive Deadbeat

>> No.14779046

>>14779011
>Mori is a supportive Deadbeat
>this poster claims to be a supportive Deadbeat
COINCIDENCE?! I THINK NOT!

>> No.14779116

Mori, if I asked you to watch hentai with me and fool around later, would you be down?

>> No.14779117

>>14778972
I'm here, son. You wanna suck my dick now or after lunch?

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>>14779117
Yup. It's Mori alright.

>> No.14779181

>>14779145
Open wide, here cums the chu chu train

>> No.14779205

>>14779181
Only if you princess carry me.

>> No.14779218

>>14779046
Mori isn't a deadbeat herself. Is that how it works? whatever point is I'm not Mori now quit saying such, I don't want the other Deadbeats to get funny ideas

>> No.14779247

>>14779205
Only if I can impregnate you

>> No.14779339

Mori, if I invited you over to watch some anime eat some pasta and then just cuddle on the couch for a while, would you? Nothing else, just some anime and cuddling with no other funny business? Would you be the big spoon? Please?

>> No.14779346

>>14779218
Well, I wanted to believe, I guess.

>>14779247
Sad.

>> No.14779505

she will be the kanye of japan

>> No.14779520

>>14779505
Let's hope not. Kanye is a cunt

>> No.14779521

>>14779505
>she will be the kanye of japan
SHINZO ABE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

>> No.14779628

>>14779521
No one does, so what? Should I change my opinion because you stated something that was universally true?

>> No.14779661

>>14779628
bro... it's a kanye reference...
https://youtu.be/zIUzLpO1kxI?t=90

>> No.14779678

>>14779661
Oh.
Well, I feel stupid now.

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>>14778955
>It's ya boi!

>> No.14779759
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I just want Mori to know I love her

>> No.14779781

>>14779628
>>14779678
Goddamn zoomer go back to discord you filthy mongrel

>> No.14779800

>>14779759
one day Deadbeat. One day

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looking forward to your date, bro? I am too.

>> No.14780367

>>14780269
On the one hand, yes.

>> No.14780811

I miss her deadbeats.....

I've begin to cry like saplings do

>> No.14780838
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14780838

She's not addicted to Jump King.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471781182094610432

>> No.14780840

>>14780269
>>14780367
I hope that chad and cool guy go strider is there

>> No.14780842

https://mobile.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471781182094610432
>spent her day playing jump king
Kek, this fucking dork

>> No.14780846

>>14780811
Did we... actually... ever have her?

>> No.14780883

>>14780838
>>14780842
Bog Loving BITCH

>> No.14780890
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>>14780838
>>14780842
I
F-WORDING
KNEEEEEEEEEL

>> No.14780902

>>14762363
JP bros are biggest pay pigs

>> No.14780909

>>14780838
>>14780842
>She did this while shitposting here.
Magnificent.

>> No.14780928

>>14764210
gosling

>> No.14781034

>>14764210
>ecchi na otoko no ko
UUUUUUUUWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14781064

>>14775059
>all non-vaxxers should just drop dead
No anon, you got that the wrong way round. It's the vaccine that causes circulatory problems and makes otherwise healthy people die of rare heart conditions.

>> No.14781083

>>14764210
>"There is only one man I love, and that's ___ shitposting on 4chan."

>> No.14781149

>>14780883
>>14780890
>>14780909
She is definitely getting perms for babe of ascension after she's done with grim leaper

>> No.14781169

I want a Mori skateboarding stream.....

>> No.14781203
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>>14781169
Imagine the rage and screaming if she played this.

>> No.14781247

>>14781203
no no I want her to set up her asmr mic and attempt to ollie and kickflip irl...

>> No.14781271

>>14781247
>she falls
>"don't worry deadbeats, I'm fine, because I fell on my boobs"

>> No.14781311

>>14781247
all the concern beats would have a heart attack every time she falls over

>> No.14781312

>>14781247
>>14781271
>She does this
>Fucks up her back even more

>> No.14781397

>>14781312
>there's a really loud POP when she hits the ground
>sigh of satisfaction
>"you have NO IDEA how much i needed that"

>> No.14781449

>>14781397
>Mori breaks both her legs on stream
>Finally get my wheel chair chuuba

>> No.14781486

>>14781449
>"yo check out this sweet move I can do!"

>> No.14781537

>>14781486
>"ARRGH NOOOO WHY DEADBEATS I HIT MY TOES ON THE DOORFRAME AHHHHH!"

>> No.14781648

>>14781537
>fuck this Deadbeats, if I mess this up before I get on the board this'll be a nightmare as soon as i get on

>> No.14781651

Take your vax arguments to /pol/ or whatever.
Here’s Mori featured with the goddess herself.
https://twitter.com/uk_ymd/status/1471781799433236488?s=21

>> No.14781689

>>14781311
>another purge
Sounds great.

>> No.14781723

>>14781651
that shit was hours ago. Way to bring it back dude...

>> No.14781754

>>14781723
/pol/ here.
Eh, I'm too busy greentexting about Mori's unfortunate accidents with a wheelchair now.

>> No.14781789

>>14781754
oh, pretty based that you have other hobbies besides autistically screeching about whatever /pol/-kun

>> No.14781806

>>14781789
Give me an hour or two.

>> No.14781837

>>14780838
All this does is prove to me that she was here. She wasn't busy, she wasn't at a meeting or talking to someone or doing anything important,. She was shitposting with (me) and playing Jump King. I love my dork wife!!

>> No.14781919

>>14781449
>>14781486
>gets prosthetic legs
>is now 5'8
>trains harder to dance, to prove everyone wrong
>becomes first legless idol in history

>> No.14781977
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>>14781837
If she was here, I don't think she was the one shit posting. she could have been hiding in plain sight...maybe she was (You) this whole time!

>> No.14781999

>>14781919
>"Deadbeats, check it out. I put SPRINGS on my new legs, so now I can do real Jump King stuf--WAIT OMG NOOO THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA HEEEEELLLLLP AHHHHH"

>> No.14782002

[Sad News]

Mori is dating me.

>> No.14782026

>>14781977
>t mori
Nice try.

>> No.14782032

>>14782002
I don’t remember posting this

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>>14782026
>classic Mori deflection.
>Trying to claim I was Mori just to see if I would take advantage of the Deadbeats using your name.

It was a worthy test, Mori! but I can never give in to such things!

>> No.14782212

Mori is NOT here stop posting it. I'm too busy having sex with MILKY

>> No.14782281

>>14782212
>he lacks critical information

>> No.14782293

>>14782212
>too busy having sex with MILKY
Shut up Connor

>> No.14782639

Anyone got still got a link to the beat chiptune anon made?

>> No.14782701

>>14782639
this one?
https://soundcloud.com/im_a_track_man/mori-calliope-asmrchattingdrawing-bgm-sakura-hz-chillopna-arrange

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Mori's pet snake currently streaming on twitch

>> No.14782867

>>14782843
Forgot the link
https://www.twitch.tv/ririsya_vtuber

>> No.14782918

>>14782867
>>14782843
How do I support her without supporting Twitch?

>> No.14782979

>>14782918
Don't donate or subscribe to her then?

>> No.14783040

>>14782918
If she has merch or a paypal, buy that or go through that, probably. Otherwise, nope.

>> No.14783155

>>14782918
Become a member on Youtube.

>> No.14783209

>>14782701
Yeah, that's the one. Thanks. It's been a very long time since she used that bgm. Things were so much peaceful and we didn't have toddlers and third world schizos running rampant here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88qjGEo5Mv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88qjGEo5Mv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88qjGEo5Mv

>> No.14783272

>>14783228
What was this?

>> No.14783298

>>14783228
DEBLEATED

>> No.14783301
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14783301

remember to love your Mori

>> No.14783371

>>14783301
>unrequited love
Ha ha.

>> No.14783393

>>14783272
>>14783298
just me being a retard with copying again
pls forgib, broken arm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88qjGEo5MvA

>> No.14783403

>>14783228
Ya dun goofed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=88qjGEo5MvA

>> No.14783407

>>14783393
Forgiven. Carry on wit yer bad self.

>> No.14783424
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I love my autistic reaper wife

>> No.14783996

DEATHSTAR
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1471811919355183104?s=20

>> No.14784051

this love feels fucking horrible and my life is worse as a result honestly fuck you mori and fuck you deadfucks

>> No.14784088

>>14783996
AAAAAAAA HOW DO I COMPETE

>> No.14784164
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>>14783996

>> No.14784341

>>14784164
Mori is gonna love this. Comet has a beautiful impression of our boy.

>> No.14784347

>>14783996
Rkgk my ass, that's beautiful

>> No.14784471

DATE IN 100 MINUTES
I REPEAT DATE IS IN 100 MINUTES
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
BATTLESTATIONS

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>>14783996
im a deathstar schizo

>> No.14784612

>>14784475
Big ups

>> No.14784647

>>14784347
i like how the term usually just means "Im not using my full power"

>> No.14784770
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>>14784471
our time is approaching Deadbeats!

>> No.14784958

Deadbeats, I have an important question

>> No.14785026

>>14784958
We're not mindreaders, retard

>> No.14785083

>>14781837
The meeting was yesterday for her Anon.

>> No.14785136

>>14784471
Eikaiwa is in 80 minutes*

>> No.14785142

>>14784958
what is it bro?

>> No.14785147

Do we discuss Boogey Voxx here?
It's cute how hard Fra is nerding out about Jrap and Ci just sounds completely out of it.

>> No.14785163

>>14785026
>>14785142
Can a normal belt support an adult's body weight, or would it snap?

>> No.14785195

>>14785136
Based stealthbeat

>> No.14785215

>>14785163
uh...is there something you need to talk about bro?

>> No.14785455

>>14785147
sounds cute as f word
also new cover good

>> No.14785533

>>14785215
Yeah, whether a belt is durable enough to not snap when holding an adult person's body weight

>> No.14785589

>>14785147
Man I wish she'd do listen along sometimes. She could just post the link in the comment. I want to know about her thoughts on Igor

>> No.14785614

>>14785589
mori it's pronounced igor not nigor!

>> No.14785693

>>14784770
I'm nervous. I'M FREAKING NERVOUS.

>> No.14785734

>>14785693
don't be, you'll do great!

>> No.14785768

>>14785533
this is giving me deja vu...you wouldn't by chance have been a frog poster several hours ago would you?

>> No.14785784

>>14785768
no, I do not have frogs on my hard drive

>> No.14785799

>>14785768
No, that was me.

>> No.14785876

>>14785784
okay just making sure. any way knock it off suicidalbeat! you got a date in an hour

>> No.14785932

>>14785876
Roger.

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